/brit/

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Pirate-yanki scumbags

never had sex

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>66637386
What do you have as your Facebook profile pic then?

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Looking for a right-wing bf to cuddle with.

>>66637466
I don't have a real facebook

Wait, is this what dating generally is in the UK?

>Englander is a stuck up bitch
>Welsh is too busy getting fucked by sheep
>Scot won't stop screaming at you over something
>N.Irelander would have shown up to the date on time except they're dead from the terrorist attack

could heem any one of you

>>66637463
What is going on?

not sure where i stand on billy bragg

>>66637463
even the biggest third worlder peruvian can claim that his ancestors were kangz n build civilization but blacks???
i really feel bad for them

>>66637460
As someone that's had sex multiple times, I can tell you.. it's overrated

>>66637491
raw footage of the runts at feeding time

>>66637484
???

What is northern ireland like?
does it have a unique culture?
similar to ireland perhaps?

>>66637503
FONT

>>66637509
exhaled air out of my nose abruptly

>tfw got my OHP up to 50 kg

g-gonna make it

>>66637515
You're implying Ireland has a culture

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>>66637510
what?

>>66637530
theres no lifting culture in britain

got jannied for 24 hours but im back lads ahaha

>>66637460
same

>>66637503
alri then, you never know till you try

>>66637498
makes me laugh that even natives who had far less than Africans did are far more respectable.

>>66637530
*chortles*
*curls your ohp max for reps*

>>>/wsg/1351935

Literally everyone ITT

>>66637561
i was banned four times on the course of two days
the first hasn't expired tet, can't wait to be able to shitpost again

wot do u call it

>>66637516
I was obvis being ironic, of course im a virgin

But who cares, if you wanted it you'd get a prostitute

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live feed of my little swimmers floating around in your mother's cervix

>>66637583
off to reddit you go

Anyone played the new civ?

>>66637593
shit gimmick

>>66637550
>I don't have a real facebook

What did he mean by this?

>>66637575
blacks need to steal culture, they claim that they were egyptians or olmecs hahaha

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>>66637599
>sucking british cock this hard

>>66637608
Yeah

>>66637608
at $79.99, no I haven't

>>66637615
My facebook account is under a false name and pictures are only accessible to myself.

Simply for fucking around with Tinder.

>>66637646
abnormie 27 year old fuckwit.

no wonder your army buddy hates you

>>66637639
We can get it for 30 quid. 40 on steam though which is dumb af

>>66637646
Very hush hush eh
Bit of a secretive lad are you

Average Australian ITT:
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1475796278202.webm

Thanks for your note. I want you to know if I'm elected, I will make sure our government is once again a government of, by and for the hard-working people like you! Contribute now. We're going to win

>>66637670
Kookaburras are by far the greatest bird on this planet 2bh

>having facebook
FONT

blackmirror is good

>>66637688
this desu

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>>66637646
:^)

post machines

literally cannot take a film or television show seriously when they put women in a combat role and make them top tier soldiers or fighters

>>66637655
lol ok
>>66637665
When I was growing up people told you never to use your real name on the internet. Before facebook etc. It's not secrecy as much as it is not wanting to be cataloged by mega companies. Which used to be something people were legitimately against on principle.

What did Bush do wrong

>>66637707
no

DENCH

>>66637714
I look incredibly skinny here.

>>66637745
not enough bushisms

>>66637688
must be annoying though?

Loon calls at least are soothing and spooky
nothing like dusk in the woods where the lake is like glass shimmering with the last of the suns light while the tall conical trees are silhouetted in the distance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErVSxdEBziQ

>>66637714
thailad's a big guy

>>66637714
knew thailad was a twiggy runt

>>66637435
Mint, 2bh.

(2 be honest)

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Need a horsey gf

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Going on a date with this chicky on Saturday

I am QUITE pleased with myself

>>66637749
its not?

>>66637783
fairly average all around, honestly. The pool looks narrow as fuck too. I don't know the magic behind this.

>>66637714
>types all that Thai text into my Kali Linux datasfinder and compares that pool to the area around bangcock wealthier "forigen" districts to hunt down thailand

the game is afoot

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newest kev meme

>>66637798
Sorry to have to tell you mate :(

>>66637797
gonna drop a thick load of pearly white cum on her silky smooth satin skin tonight in my dreams

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>>66637745
you left rhodesia helpless and alone

>>66637818
never seen it was just trying to fit in with normies in case they heard me

>>66637818
nice analysis

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Cromwell did nothing wrong, the pope-worshipping bogtrotter cunts should've converted 2bh

>>66637797
half her face might be paralized mate

>>66637530
>Be bong
>Do roids

Give me your natty card, you shame.

>>66637810
is this psvr p.t.

can't believe that the monkey is a white supremacist

some* days i just don't feel like living

*all

>>66637810
virus: do not watch

>>66637810
kek

>he thinks you need to be a white supremacist to love the empire

>>66637761
not really desu
Some people have issues with them if they're on the tree in their front yard and their walls are paper thin but other than that it's alright, the ones by my house don't start up 'til 6 or 7am and I'm awake by then anyway

>>66637797
ill need to see another pic to complete my evaulation lad

>loving the empire despite being foreign


You're mad, you are.

>>66637797
>that lighting
bruuuuuh

lol dumb monkey

>>66637732
You're right. Crying shame no one still shares this principle

i'm a dab hand at computers

dumb spic and monkey sudacas fuera

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>>66637863

blackmirror is bad

>>66637908
yeah she's pretty qt

she looks like she could have a few "nerd" interests

>>66637810
Where is kev

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i don't speak a word of spanish, wanker

he is copying my meme style

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>worksafe gifs

i made up this gimmick though puto

i made Pepe the frog

www.66637933
yeah you have a problem with that?

>>66637866
best empire in the world's history so far

Got to be up for lectures in 4 hours
Sigh

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>>66637892
Agreed
>>66637922
He gets around

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>>66637714
>Vidal
>The change in classification ใpu's Tour.
>Sum scale and integration as Tuen River North.
I'm so close to you Thailad, I can almost taste it

>>66638003
They're just pool rules senpai

>>66637892
You basically have to have Facebook with your real name if you want to have a social life at uni

>>66637971
americas is yeah

hundreds of years from now people will learn and care more about the US much more than the UK

we were the first on the moon, we created the internet. Some of the two biggest achievements in human history

USA

USA
USA`

jealous of the aussie's tinder qt he found

gonna have a wank to her

>>66638039
99% sure he's that autist who keeps going on about women cancelling on him at the last minute
Tomorrow he'll be in here going on about it

>tfw remembering when i was first born and the doc asked if he could circumsize me and I tried to mouth "no"

>>66637791
why is the horse erect?
>>66637803
the most dangerous game

>>66622509

you're late m8

>>66638034
America is a british achievement

And I never get the glory vibe of the brith empire with america, no grand traditions or anything. Very sad

>>66638020
you live near the Pathum Wan district don't you?

>>66637810
wasn't stardalled whatsoever. must be my schizoid personality type. i'm just not affected, i have very low emotional reactions. i'm calm, cool, and collected. at all times.

>>66638063
What do you think she's drinking m8

>>66638081
thats because our culture is everywhere, people dont even recognize it as our own because every country is americanized.

>>66638082
I'd rather not get too specific.

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Could this be, the so called "Thailad" and his underage gf??

>>66638074
very exquisite post

>>66638097
true. same as the reason why people think seinfeld is cliche. it's because it MADE the cliches

>>66638106
also im memeing you and baiting for brit replies. but none are on

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who /cozy/ here

not oc

>>66638097
american culture is just jeans and pop music then?

>>66638105
analyze his daily routine and inject a delayed neurotoxin that will take effect right as he's falling asleep. then walk out from hiding in his closet just as he's losing control of his motor functions

>>66638047
feel bad for the guy desu

dunno why they all cancel

>>66638122
ah well, i bite too easily have an extra (you) then

>>66638138
action movies, sitcoms, smart phones, stock market, all social media sites, super heroes, televeision streaming sites, internet overall. just a few off the top of my head

One less JF tonight, GOODbye

what's the point of q-tips if you can't even put them in your ears?

>yanks can't get enough sweet sweet /brit/ (you)s

i feel bad for mexican t.b.h.

i think he may be lonely

i just wish he had a proper outlet for his excess energy

>>66638203
Clean out your shitpipe

business idea: doxx thailad

:------(

>>66638211
I see nothing wrong with the Mexican
he makes this place more varied

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go thte girl I'm seeing coming over tomorrow evening to 'watch star wars' lads

would like to eat a family dinner with the mexican

>>66638216
Prefer cleaning out the urethra 2bh

massive painful spot on my arse reeee

i want to be his friend

replaced the video file of this lad's star wars copy with a video of him wanking haha

OHH NOW THE CIA IS HERE :s

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howling

>>66638097
and we started that first, including your country and everything you take for granted without realising you've adopted it from us

>>66638261
name 5 things similar between the US and britain that can't be said for any other countries

>>66638255
How many people support Welsh independence? 20?

>>66638277
invest in my business idea so you can do reconnaissance with a drone + VR headset combo

>>66638277
pls be true

>>66638255
1. our military isn't THE best, but it's top 5
2. of course he lives around brits, he's welsh and therefore british
3. if we're an irrelevant little island then what the fuck is wales

>>66638277
thailad is a good poster, leave him alone

>>66638298
he stopped posting once he knew I was getting close
I've believe we've found our white whale gentlemen.
>>66638105
this is possibly him but I'm less sure.

uhh the pirates got angry hahaha

>>66638303
>what the fuck is wales

The Western Powerhouse

>>66638275
>that can't be said for any other countries
doesn't work like that la

the reason you don't notice them and take them for granted is because everyone does that and therefore there will be similarities to other countries because we colonised half the fucking world

it's the same reason you don't notice americanisation except for when it's glaringly obvious (minus the colonialism)

BANG MAN IN THE FACE

Reckon the mexican is blissfully autistic

he is angry >>66638346

>>66638373
this is confirmed thailad

>>66638373
me in the window

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fingered this girl and felt her up in her dorm room a while back. she was snapchatting her guy friend from her home town while i was fingering her

>>66638384
rank

What if thailad is actually a girl all along...

>>66638384
shes horrible looking mate

>>66638384
Ooh a bit a cushion for the pushin

>>66638062
Do you sometimes feel pain in your phantom foreskin?

>new star wars movie

i have reason to believe some coloured folk just walked down the alley behind my house.

my city is 96% white, i think i may die

>tfw I have IBS
>tfw it makes every single day of my life miserable

I'll leave this realm of existence soon, lads.

do the ((( on me

kick
snare
yeah you pussyoles best beware

test

>>66638412
>>66638410
>>66638398
she was a bit rude too and refused to put out

post machines

>>66638384
are you trying to brag?

>>66638438
the skin i've lost

the sensation i've lost

won't stop hurting

you feel it too

don't you?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37767411

>Women work 39 days a year more than men, report says

>Women work on average 50 minutes more a day than men, data from the WEF's Global Gender Gap report suggests.

>The report says the prevalence of unpaid work burdens women and estimates that economic inequalities between the sexes could take 170 years to close.

>Although men do 34% more paid work than women, women still spend more of their time on unpaid work such as housework, childcare and care for older people.

>men do 34% paid work
>women still spend more of their time on unpaid work such as housework, childcare and care for older people

women LITERALLY do less work than men and try and factor in childcare, housework and caring for the elderly to say they work more

pathetic

I am screaming, screeching and howling

;_;

>>66638488
EMBRACE ISLAM.

ISLAM WILL TAKE DOWN FEMINISTS (and christcucks)

t. Rasheed al-Brittany

>>66638448
good post

>>66638455
my condolences lad
can't you get treatment?

To >>66638497
Subject: Enquiry regarding automatic mechanical female pleasure devices

Hey mate,

Just wondering if you would be able to post any mechanical machines involved in fornication

Cheers,

Dave

>(((do the ((( on me)))

>>66638527
this is the best post I've seen in a long time

>>66637435
>not having gf to wear kinky costumes with

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Betonto is a fat spic

>>66638527
so simple yet so creative

almost 7am and I haven't slept yet

>>66638527
>Dave
doxxed

>>66638562
Same haha

had a date with a girl and she said she had "so much fun with me"

texted her again recently to hangout and she never responded

dunno what she meant by this. this ones not even out of my league

NEED a Stacy's mom gf

business idea: kev phone cases

hola 27

>>66638597
addendum: 3D holographic kev phone cases that make the motion of walking toward you as you move them

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matched with this slav looking qt lads

>>66638614
all canadians are half ukrainian

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>>66638488
when you factor out third world paki-shit countries the difference is almost negligable

squawking

>going on holidays tomorrow
>cold/flu symptoms started yesterday in full effect today

Ah yes very impressive

>>66638626
maybe in Saskatchewan, and even then they are a minority

can make amazing tunes and remixes in my head

shame I can't produce them

>>66638641
don't care

>>66638641
start taking zinc tablets lad

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alri mates where do i get sleeping pills
tired of dealing with life

she wants a man from the isle of man

doing a listen to bauhaus because some australian rec'd them haha

i really hope when we die heaven exists and is just this land of cushions and video games where you never have to do any work and are always comfy

>>66638651
learn to read music then you can write the sounds down, easier than playing them.

>>66638627
Yet they'll be rioting over this in first world countries for days like it's our fault.

>>66638691
sounds rubbish for an eternity

>>66638679
that was probably me x

was this when i was giving you shit for listening to joy division?

>>66638670
r a r e
a
r
e

>want to start lifting
>dont want to get too jacked

>>66638712
yes x
the first album is pretty good to be honest

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>>66638691
So it's like being a NEET

>want to lose my virginity
>dont want to become chad

Most annoying type of atheist is the type who claims they "envy people who can believe in god"
Prove me wrong

>>66638757
yeah but without the soul-crushing isolation and feeling of hopelessness

To >>66638527
RE:Subject: Enquiry regarding automatic mechanical female pleasure devices

Hi,

It is with great sadness I have to inform you that you have appeared to made a mistake of misidentification as while I am indeed from the same location as the poster that usually attaches small moving pictures from the site known as fuckingmachines to his texts, I do not share any other relation to him and therefore do not hold any of the same material as him.

Regards,
Shmuel

dumb pirate frogposter

>>66638585
it means you were a rebound but the she got back the the ex

better luck next time x

>>66638774
>I do not share any other relation to him
bet you're both jewish

now machine poster is denying that he is machine poster

>>66638651
would love to hear your songs

haha male baldness pattern starting at age 22

thank you anglo genes! haha

>Mexico doesn't have autismbux
Hmm yes very intriguing

>>66638786
she doesnt know anyone in town

its more likely that she just used me as she has no friends

>>66638833
good digits

>>66638830
worried my hair might be thinning too
don't know if its natural maturation or balding

good digits

>>66638840
classic female move

>>66638830
Yanks don't have anglo genes don't lie pal

>>66638863
hmm what could it be! worst hair genes in the world! thanks brits

>>66638691
my idea of heaven is a simulated reality where im on a cruise with every amenity i could imagine and only people i like from my life and strangers that im compatible with to socialise with, and the cruise can go to any port, at any time period, for 1 month at a time and i can dock 12 times a year and i super human powers like shape shifting and stuff to fill various roles and avoid being killed

>>66638691
CHICKEN AND WINNIGISH

nosebleed, ah yes

ah no

>>66638863
if your family has been here since before the german mass immigration wave in the 19th century, there's a pretty good chance you're of anglo descent tbf

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reminder that Rome was literally the best thing to every happen to Europe

white people destroyed Roma, and now they claiming that they were emperors n shit

>>66638943
funny way of spelling the british empire mate

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Stacy > Stacy's mom

reminder that anglo dominance is literally the best thing to ever happen to the world

>>66638943
(((Best))) is a stretch
it was a stagnant mess, its collapse and fragmentation was definitely a good thing at least.

What if CTR actually created trump's fanbase on /pol/ all the way back in the primaries, as a 4-D Chess maneuver to make trump's fanbase look like a bunch of autistic runts

>>66638960

If the Shitalians didn't pacify your ass it wouldn't have even happened

>>66638961
is this the actress all grown up?

>>66638979
think you give Hillary's trainwreck of a campaign too much credit.

>>66638943
Nah ancient greece was

now i hope the anglo-kike empire gets destroyed muahahahhaha

>>66638670
RARE

Feminine guys get discriminated against a bunch. "Masc4Masc" (masculine guy looking for another masculine guy) is another tagline for this. "Straight-acting" is a dogwhistle for this. Basically, these guys only want to have sex with and even hang out with guys that aren't obviously gay, that don't have any stereotypical mannerisms, don't have a slight build or wispy voice, etc. They don't want to take any faggy dicks up their ass, only ones attached to men. There's likely elements of internalized homophobia involved with people who don't even want to be friends with feminine guys.

business idea: dig a giant tunnel connecting britain and france

>>66639018
being a flamer went out of fashion.

>>66639043
obviously not in canada

>>66639022
What need would either country have to transport giants?

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Alri lads

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Reading a book in the middle of a storm

Max comf rn

>>66639051
never see flamer gays anymore in Toronto ironically more """straight""" people and hideous trannies dress/act like that.

>>66639065
i can see one right now

>>66639054
*closes door*
*pretends to laugh at the nonce's joke as if nothing happened*

>>66639051
>>66639074
incredible subtelty

>>66639093
flew straight over his head lol

>>66639104
>>66639093
>yank """humour"""

wow so subtle

>>66639120
i already made that joke retard

>>66639132
subtle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr1XJEh9Abo

Jacob

Ladder

Thailad, have you ever put your peener in a gook's bumhole?

spasming at the utterly dire state of this thread

Tyrese

>>66639148
Nonce, I'm expecting a package to arrive from Thailand, but they didn't give me a tracking number. Could you look into this for me?

what causes those annoying fucking zits on the back of your neck?

Morning boyos

>>66639186
Only a white grill, not a fan.

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Alberto........

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>66639212
don't ever say that in my presence again

wake up in the morning feeling like elliot rodger

>>66639199
stop being a sweaty bastard and change your shirt/wash your neck

still feel ill lads

should I take the day off?

>Your parcel has arrived at our Liverpool depot ready for delivery

Liverpool is 3 fucking hours away
what the fuck DPD?!

I am the richest person on /brit/

>>66639293
I'm rich in spirit

>still feel ill lads

>should I take the day off?

t. NEET

>>66639282
ring them and tell them to stop messing you about

very tired after wrk going to do some yoga youtube or some shit, any of you kooks have any reccomendations? youtube stretcing guides effectively

>>66639293

My bank account has 4 digits in it, m8

>>66639282
put them out of business

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>>66639293

>>66639326
Two of them are cents

all those chinks that take pics of them sucking the nuts of the bull at wall street are making performance art

Who is more overrated, Bruce Lee or Muhammed Ali??

298th

>>66639312
VERY normie thing to do

>>66639408
MingLee

>>66639408
Bruce made good movies and did a lot for Hong Kong cinema, basically singlehandedly started the "king fu" phenomenon in the US.

>>66639419
mate i dont want my back to be cactus and ive got sports to do on the weekend

>>66639412
303rd actually

>>66639312
pavel tsoutlines relax into stretching lad

having a nice wank

having a sad cum

im really hungry lads
have any late night recommendations?

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>>66639502
>>66639511

>>66639529
Cheese sandwich

>>66639529
sandwich

>>66639529
cheese

>>66639529
sandcheese

{n}
>>66639578
>>66639578
>>66639578

what's the recipe, just cheese on bread?

>>66639214
I'm a grill :)

>>66639529
sandwich