>be american >die

> be a human being
> die

>>66634838
im immortal, Anhel

>invade falklands
>die

>>66634857
So is Michael, why didnt you pick a different celeb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj3zitETs4

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>mfw americans unironically breathe air

>be american
>get shot
>get beaten up
>get stabbed
>get strangled
>get run over
>get disemboweled
>get attacked by alligators
>get attacked by bald eagles
>get attacked by clowns
>get raped by a hillbilly
>get raped by a street thug
>get raped by an evangelical televangelist
>get raped by a politician
>get wiped out in a flood
>get wiped out by a tornado
>get wiped out by a hurricane
>get wiped out by an earthquake
>get shat on in a wal mart
>die broke and evicted from the ambulance bill

>Be Socrates
>Die

>>66634960
literally who lmao

>>66635113
Famous brazilian football player who invented the electricity, Socrates Tesla

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>be scottish