Why do United Statians cut their pizzas in squares?

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why do brazilians SHIT on their pizza?

You don't?

they told the pizza to be there or be square and it complied

>>66633186
you mean the pizza did not comply you stupid fuck

>>66633002
nice bulgarian pizza you got there

>>66633237
Leave the qt Finn alone NOW

>>66633262
WOWWW: PPP

>>66632949
We do that too retard

>>66633301
NO WE DON'T
I NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHIT

>>66633237
it complied as in it obeyed the rules

>>66633327
We call it the french cut

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>>66633357
>We call it the french cut

thats how i call ur moms vagoo

Terrible thread.

How do you eat thin crust pizza?

>>66633665
>take a bite
>chew
>swallow

>>66633688

Do you fold it? How?

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on a related note

why do people shit on deepdish pizza?

there's literally nothing wrong with it

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>>66633743
just hold it properly wtf

>>66633773
this is not pizza

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>>66633818
>a Brazilian telling me what's not pizza

fuck outta here

>>66633773
The bread to topping ratio is all wrong on a deep dish, the flavour of the topping gets diluted and overruled by the amount of crust.

The only correct way to cut pizza is with a knife and fork as you eat it.

>>66633911
WTF Australia

>>66633237
>He doesn't make his pizzas with code

Gtfo pleb.

>>66633907
I'm not even from Chicago and you are painfully wrong.
If your "deep dish" has more bread than topping, it's not a real deep dish.
Many shitty places in America do this shit, but it's a big fucking lie.
REAL 'go 'za has mostly toppings, like a delicious pie.

>>66634025
>'go 'za
Why are Americans so shit at speaking English? This expression is utterly cringeworthy.

>>66634154
It's a /ck/ meme, you entry level

>>66634186
It's still dreadful ladm8.

>>66633911
Yes.

>>66633442
+1

>>66634025
'tism

>>66633237
actually it did comply because he said or not xor

https://youtu.be/nMKXpT9gwyA

>>66633773
In what circumstance do you order a deep dish pizza?

Do they serve them at normal pizza parlors? Why wouldn't you order the thin crust?

Do you order them to be delivered? Do they come in a cake box?

>>66633911
>911

Fitting for the most offensively anti-American post I've ever seen.

>>66633773
It's a pie you fucking idiot

t. had deepdish "pizza" in chicago

>>66633859
im crying

>>66633773
It's mostly a tourist thing tbqh
>t. Chicagoan

>>66633859
BRAVOBRAZIL
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>>66633773

>>66632949
We don't.
We don't put our shoes or salt in the fridge either.

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>>66638765
>He doesn't put his shoes in the fridge

You know putting them in a ziplock bag and freezing them will get rid of bad odours right?

>>66638809
I don't care about odors, I'm not gonna take my shoes off in public.

>>66633773
that's some good go za

>>66638765
>He doesn't like his salt to stay nice and crystaline
Wut.

>>66638853
Why not? Do you never do kung fu in public? It would be rude to kick your opponent with shoes on.

>>66638765
all the americans I know put chocolate in the fridge

weird, man. does it honestly get that hot stateside ?

>>66634154
newfags out

>>66632949
Because they are retards, and fat

>>66633773
That's not a pizza but I bet it tastes good.

>>66633859
Pretty sure I'd dry heave if I was anywhere near that third-world monstrosity.

>>66632949
I traveled all over the states in this country, and the only place they cut it like that was Indiana

First ananas, then this.
We need a war.

Is it true that Americans wear clothes to bed?

>>66638957
In places, yes. It just stopped reaching highs over 30 degrees (in your moon temperature units) just two weeks ago where I'm at.

>>66632949
That's a St. Louis cracker crust pizza, the most inferior of the American pizza variants, and I recommend it to no one. All of our other pizza varieties come in slices, the way they're supposed to be. Come on, St. Louis, get your shit together.

With that said, the Italians in Rome apparently do the same thing with pizza taglio. Is Rome the St. Louis of Italy?