/cp/ - Culture Pals

I like this one better.

better bread imo

why are slav girls so qt

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>>66507377
CHRISTENING THIS THREAD AS THE OFFICIAL ONE

Also as cute as Slav girls are, central Asians have the perfect blend of Slav and Asian. Just enough of both to look hot.

>>66507377
i don't know, even the ugly ones have something fuckable about them.

Friendship with Spain is over now

Korean twinks cucking you niggas

>>66507564
(I'm the cornishman)
Also stop commenting in the other thread or they'll both get banned.

>>66507564
how is it going with the fat ugly ameriwhore?

We should exchange profile names to pad out our friendslists. Also help each other with profiles.

>>66507617
Still ignored. Can you blame her? She probably gets messaged by 10/10 ripped hedge fund owners and lawyers every day at least 20 times

>>66507633
You first leaf

>>66507633
sounds like a fuckin horrible idea.

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>>66507660
You mean this one? The fat ugly clown cunt?

>>66507564
SHOW
DICK
NOW

>>66507633
>>66507667
>>66507676
Also you know you can just hide your friends lists right so the qts can't see them?

weirdest thing happened earlier, I got added by a female equivalent of a desperate incel, I didn't know they existed but she was thirsty as fuck for my semen.

>>66507777
Was it as weird as those delicious quads?

>>66507709
Don't you talk about her like that.
I am seriously going to knock your teeth out, buddy.

>>66507715
You first

>>66507879
Are you delusional or just 'baiting'?

That is a very ugly woman.

>>66507920
You wanna meet up, shrimp? You think it's cool being a dick to nice girls online?

>>66507676
This

>>66507965
Sure come here lad.

SHE IS AN UGLY CUNT

>>66507965
leafcuck could proabbly strangle you with one hand pencil neck motherfucker

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>girl asks to skype
>starts giving me compliments
>flirt with her back and start getting lewd
>tells me what she's gonna do to me during sex
>2 minutes later
>btw, i have a boyfriend, you know that right?

What the fuck is wrong with women on this site? What a waste of an evening.

>>66507451
country?

>>66508028
Fuck off, Steven

>>66508069
That one is an Uzbek I stole off another anon, but pretty much all the girls from round there are gorgeous, albeit mental

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>>66507878
Ye

>>66508123
Oh yeah I got messaged by and uzbek too, they have a really strange look.

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I WANT AN ICELANDIC QT
THEY ARE SO RARE
HAS ANYBODY GOT ONE.
PLEASE

>>66507965
la concha de tu madre eres cornudo jajajajajajajajajajjajajajjajaj

>>66508204
google: "uzbekistan volleyball"

it is a strange look that you don't see often in western countries

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>>66507604
hou
ple'th os an Kernerwek qts dhe?

>>66508204
I find them gorgeous, Kazakhs especially.
>>66508171
Strange. Cunt? Just send her a dickpic to wake up to

>>66508267
I wouldn't say they are rare, they are uncommon.

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>>66508311
Dydh da Vini, hyrneth heb dha weles

>>66508267
Probably gonna have to go to Iceland for one of those.

So many places, so many qts.

>>66508289
They look much more asian than white but they have enough white features to confuddle you and make you look twice.

>>66508324
Germany, I don't find her attractive.

>>66508483
Shame.

What language should I pretend to learn?

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>>66508412
Ya, /cp/ a fyll dhymm

>>66508769
The language from the countries you want qts from ))))

>>66508769
Dutch, pretty much nobody speaks it. Or if you want a lot of Asians I guess you could pick an Asian language.

really need to shut off interpals and go sleep but all this unrelenting female attention is too addictive

>>66508877
But I don't know which country I want qts from
>>66508901
Are Dutch girls qts? And I actually speak a little bit of Chinese, but Asians aren't really my thing, and I'd assume the time difference would be hell

>>66508834
http://www.lexilogos.com/english/cornish_dictionary.htm give this site a go, get em wet. Yeah, a seleção de gernoweg qts em IP não é impressionante. Se pode vir ao reino unido tenho um itinerário para 3 semanas que só sai do país oeste para Londres e Stratford e inclui muitas oportunidades a encontrar um qt

>>66501149

>>66508983
Dutch girls are almost as ugly as britwhores.

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Rachel...

>>66508983
Eh, maybe not on ip. I see a lot of bots, I said it because no-one would really question if you new it or not.

>>66509182
Who is this semon demon

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>>66509182

Oh wow!

>>66509238
Don't post that you tithead

>>66509035
Obrigado pela dica, eu deveria procurar novamente se há alguma qt nova nas pricipais "cidades" de Cornwall.
Pretendo viajar para a Europa somente em 2018, e ainda assim é somente uma possibilidade, mas certamente visitar o interior do país é muito melhor que a típica visita de turista para Londres.
>encontrar um qt
E não, eu não sou um homofag. Eu quero UMA qt, psh

>>66509331
y?

>>66509249
an attention whore just ignore her

>>66509182
Rachel you were such a qt without the piercing desu

>>66509340
Ah feck I thought I did alright there

>>66509804
You did, everything else was alright desu

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>>66507267
RACHEL I MISS YOU

>>66509182

sauce, bro.

>>66509983
sauce is her, bro.

>>66510080

Oh... whoops.
Thanks.

>>66510080

Any more pics, though, or just that one?

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>>66510158
Sure :^)

>>66510233
who is this girl? does she live in southern ontario

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>>66509182
>>66510233
t. Steve

>>66510158
>>66510259
Hello newfriends

>>66510259
Yes

>>66510259
/sunbather

>>66510233

Thanks, from Ottawa :)

>>66510288
literally made my account yesterday so thanks for the welcome

fuck these bitches man

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Gooble gobble one of us

>>66510233
face is a little too long, nosering too trashy, bony shoulders, way too much makeup

/bothersome

Viewed my profile a bunch of times and then blocked me after I sent a message. Bitches be crazy, I guess.

>>66510233
She definitely has a penis, calling it now.

horny as fuck, what to do..

I just realized where it shows "Online [languag] Speakers" it shows me the avatar instead of their profile picture. Is it because I use a phone?

I could('ve) be(en) missing out on so many qts

>>66511614
rape

Guys I really need guidance..

This Canook QT is so awesome. The more we talk, the more we connect. Like, we both have strong interests in the same passion, same career prospects. Everything. We've been talking for 2 days now, I told her how I wish I could take her on a date. And she told me how when we meet IRL, it will be a real date. I feel so excited! But.. also, I feel so undeserving of her. Like, she's a total QT 3.14 and so fucking cool. How the FUCK do I deserve this?

>>66511865
careful
got rekt by an italian qt

>>66511489
"eww is that guy retarded or just ugly as fuck"

>>66511865
Let me drop some knowledge on you friendo. Nobody deserves shit, don't feel like you have to deserve being happy with someone. If you want to go for her then do it, you don't need to base whether or not you can be with someone off of some arbitrary idea of "deserving" it. Just be happy with it and see where it goes.

>>66512056

that happened to me as well, Sherando.

>>66512185

Thanks

>>66511865
Exactly what >>66512056 said

>>66512271
>that happened to me as well, Sherando.
Who are you? This is confusing. Are there three of us now?

My openers are so bad. Any tips?

>>66512342
yes, 4 now

>>66512342

wait, well. If you don't live in Virginia. Then yes, there is 3 of us.

>>66512559
I'm the sherando guy, but who's >>66512056 ?

>>66512559
I used to live in Virginia if that counts for anything

>>66512599
Where in Virginia?

>>66512631
SW of Richmond

>>66511865
Stop being such a cuck. If you feel like you don't deserve her, it's going to make her be unattracted to you. She'll like you or she wont, so who gives a fuck if you deserve her or not

Also dont worship the ground she walks on

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>>66512597
>>66512599
>>66512631

Jesus Christ. What is with us Commonwealth Bros and Italian QTs?

I'm the guy who went to Italy in December, and went last month

>>66512687
This is very true

>>66512445
Are you Sauron? Because ill be the lord of your ring

>>66512721
I guess the girls in this state really are absolute shit, and it isn't just my imagination..
Jesus, it's been almost three months now, and sometimes I still think about her. Sometimes I think maybe it was for the best though...

>>66512791

It's because Virginia (especially NoVA) ) is high cost living. So most young people move away. Like I'm 25, and most of my co-workers and work friends are 30-45 years old.

Why do thirsty betas never get the hint, i partially ignore messages and give only one word replies, yet they keep talking.
Also who thinks presenting yourself as a drunkard is interesting?

>>66512883
Why don't you just not reply, Farah

>>66512687

Yeah you're right

Huh, some actually attractive SEA girl messaged me. Thought for sure they didn't exist.

>>66512972
Farah?
As I said, I wanna give a hint, not to be rude.

>>66512721
I'm not from the commonwealth
>>66513030
profile?

>>66513060
Just straight up say then. It is ruder pretending than just telling

>>66513086
/bee793

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>first time stepping foot on this thread
>wanna meet some cunts
>dont wanna post my face or use my real name though
hmm yes

>>66513254
most people here don't post faces or profiles, just chill out ask for advice, give advice, share nudes if you get em

>>66513254
just do it, post your face.
more qts then if you use some fag anime avatar

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Canook QT added me on Snapchat..

She just said "you look so cute :)"

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>>66513310
i know people irl that use this site and i don't want them to know i use it

>>66513354
If your worried about being judged, they are on the site too, so they don't really have a good reason to judge you.

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>>66513335
Leave the canuck chicks for us!

>>66512883
>Also who thinks presenting yourself as a drunkard is interesting?
People think that these "unique quirks" makes them interesting. They think it is substance that will replace the personality they lack. It's their "signature"

It's fedora: the habit

>>66513550
Fitting that a nigger would do that.

>>66513845
Doesn't matter whether it's a nigger or not.
A loser is a loser under any skin colour

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>tfw two new big titty qts in one day

>>66513949
Oh but if you look like you were born from your moms ass and behave like a retard ontop of it its double-bad.

>>66512445
*fedora* :^)

I just read their info and try to come up with a question they'd enjoy answering.

For some reason, I can't type my password into the script
Is it a bug?

>>66514467
This week is 1st world only week.

>>66514652
What if I'm unironically white?

>>66514678
I can tell you that youre not.

>>66514723
No, you can't

>>66514734
I just did.

>>66514747
But can you provide proof to corroborate your statement? I doubt it

>>66514467
What you don't need to type your password on the github one

>>66514831
The link for the Github one is dead, apparently
I was trying to use the Python one. I can type in my login e-mail just fine, but nothing shows up when I try to type in my password

>>66514769
If we look at the demographics of Brazil theres a higher chance that youre not white, the burden of proof is yours.
And the script not working for you in first world only week is further proof.

>>66514923
>insisting that I'm not white
Fuck you, I'm triggered
/Gexis

>>66514902
It's actually the opposite, the Github one is the one that actually works.

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>>66514988
How retarded am I, then?

>>66515061
It's a different one, respond pm so I can send you the link to the correct one

>>66514959
Yep, not white, and a weeb ontop of it.

>>66515087
Fuck off, turk

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...hoooly shit.

Thank you guys for quarreling over trivial shit enough for me to discover this thread.
Just. Thank you.

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>>66515107
You wish bananaman.

>>66515118
>be Japanese on IP
>drown in messages from weebs

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It's time to commit suicide.
I no longer have a reason to stay on this small flying rock within a mechanical, emotionless universe that only brings pain and suffering,

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>German girls

Not even once desu

>>66515433
>native in Russian and kazakh
sure is german.

>>66515480
Post profile desu

>>66515546
You first.

>>66515250
>>66515688
That's me ;^)

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>>66515718
She's a bit of a sulker.

>>66516080
looks very English

>>66515718
Sry not my type :)

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>>66516182
Nope.

>>66516186
But I'm everyone's type, whore

>>66516528
Mate you're really not

>>66516223
>ich bin ein griechischer

>>66516846
Spain is no longer my friend

>>66517120
(Still Cornish mate)

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I couldn't let this beauty go, so I went on my beta troll account to see how she'd react to a "nice guy".

It's fucking hilarious what a bitch she is.
I want to see that Portuguese psychofag rip her apart desu.

>>66517284
I don't care about your Muslim subgroups, fag

>>66516528
No.

>>66517309
Just message her saying you wanted to see if she deserved the harassment

>>66517442
Too lazy to make a 3rd acc desu

Besides, she doesn't understand that she's a bitch, or doesn't see a problem with it. You will not talk sense into her, she'll justify everything

>>66517309
wow she is ugly inside and out. i can't wait until I'm in my thirties and stupid bitches liek taht will be begging me to marry them and i will tell them to fuck off like they've done to me all these years;

>>66517553
It's a huge misconception that ugly people are nicer on the inside.
I'd say that fat/unattractive people are actually a lot cuntier, sine they lack self-awareness and maturity and it results in treating people like cunts and letting yourself go

lol @ that blue haired uggo

What the fuck is its problem?

>>66518350

Its american.

>>66518656
What is wrong with american chicks?

>>66518758
Go to search and type "pansexual" or transgender, 90% of users will be american.

>>66518778
yea I know but why are they so utterly fucked in the head?
Like any profile of an ami chick raises red flags

>>66517309
holy shit lol it's daddy issues incarnate.

>>66518792
It's cultural. The end result of feminism and women's lib. Any asian bitch raised in America also has an equally gross personality.

>>66519222
As if british women are any different.

>>66519542
Did i say they were? Would i be on interpals if i wanted a british women?

>>66519542
He's only a third right; the problem with American chicks is they have all that bollocks in their head but they also inherit ignorance and a total lack of sense of humour or self-awareness from their being American. That's what sets Americans apart from other westerners.

They also have the problem now whereby tumblr and shit have made mental health problems fashionable so they all think their depressed or bipolar or whatever so they can blame their cuntiness on that.

All in all it's a recipe for disaster.

I get 20 views a day since I changed my location to germany.

kek at those visa whores

>>66519222
Reminder the white feather and all other disgusting antisocietal movements that culminated in feminism started in britain, and the US has you and only you to thank for it.

Test

>>66519830
>knowing nothing about history

Try France. The French State was built upon the pipe dream of equality.

>>66519725
Nobody can be arsed about czechia.

>>66519982
>B-but France has feminists too!
Not an argument bro.

>>66520465
Your strawman does not constitute an argument either, you remedial.

Wtf are those pastas in the pastebin?

Did people really unironically text those to anyone?

>>66521233
yep, and they work

>>66521327
moor dwarf

>>66521933
Stop bullying my compatriots or else...

>>66521825
What makes you think Hayabembe has the time to chat with you, lad? His duties to his tribe come first.

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>>66507267
>Rachel will never be your gf

Also reminded me the dickpic I sent her ages ago. It was her birthday so I sent her a pic of my dick on a plate with maple syrup poured on it. :--DDDDD

>It's a blatently homosexual Italian man visits your profile episode

>>66522149
Just check my profile, hayambembe literally begged me to chat for ages and he initiated the conversation this time too, asking me how i like dresden.

>>66522201
That's a bold strategy pal

>>66522201
posting to let you know this guy is not me and I have nothing to do with him.

This is why I tripfag.

>>66523461
The fact you have a different flag doesn't make it clear enough desu

>>66507709
Lmao go fuck yourself loser

>>66523519
We missed you and your daddy issues :^)

I wonder if you just Ctrl+F "Clown bitch" or read through all the shitpost to see if someone talked shit about you lol
>>66523489
I have a czech one when I go home on weekends and holidays.

>>66522149
or else?

>>66523163
every czech poster on /cp/ is cringeworthy so it doesnt matter

>>66523593
Ich bin jetz ein Krautposter. I even have a persönliche identifikationsnummer and anything.

Dammit guys, I feel so crazy and anxious.

The more I talk to this Canuck QT, the more awesome she is. I honestly can't even believe that a girl like her even fucking exists. She's into the exact same things I'm into, except for she's does some advanced shit. I told one of my friends about her and he keeps saying she is Dream girl material. the QT already said that she likes me, even from the short time we've been talking. This is awesome, but it's also a bit much to absorb.

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>>66493298
life is not fair

>>66525104
I had someone like that then she suddenly stopped talking to me out of the blue. Women are fickle, and especially so over the Internet.

>>66525104
Stop being so obsessed over Rachel

>>66523461
It doesn't matter than anon ruined your country's reputation anyways.

>>66525250

yeah I hear you. We are talking through iPhone text now, and she just asked to Snapchat last night (which is something I was nervous about). But she told me "you are really cute, I'm glad you messaged me in Interpals :) " so that was a confidence boost. I'm trying not to get crazy about texting her. But she's texting me a lot. She's sent me good morning messages the last few days. It's nice Tbh. She already mentioned that for her job, she has to attend several huge events throughout the year. Since it's related to something we are both passionate about, she said maybe for a future event I could be her date!

>>66523593
>or else
I will stab you in the flank with a rusty knife.

Post profile.

>Good job swinging around your bags of fat you uneducated whore whose parents are probably too stupid to teach you any differently so while daddy is off trying for that promotion at the construction site to Head Monkey mom is in the kitchen reheating a few tv dinners in the microwave for when your shows come on and you all sit around in the darkness with only the blue glow of "Days of our Lives" illuminating the growing distance between you and the teenaged senility of your slack-jawed countenance.

What did he mean by this?

Thinking about making a new account after deleting mine early last year. Talk me away from the ledge lads.

>>66527279
What went wrong last time m8?

>white boys

ewww

Doesn't you hate when you wipe your ass so much from a messy shit that the anus becomes sore?

Fuck my life

>>66527922
>white women

EEEEEEEEW xDD

>>66528743
I'm not white.

>>66528872
prove it agnieszka

>>66528872
>Not white
>in poland
I'll come piss on your grave.

I'm glad I'm white Tbh

>>66529075
prove it, Pablito

I'm thinking about making an account.
Got any Tips ?

>>66529219
Yeah.
Don't.

>>66529219
Do not.

Trust me.

This shit-hole will bring you nothing but bad fee-fees.

>>66529219
On your profile info be chatty and conversational style, like you would in a text with someone you flirt with, not so formal - loads of folks have these great long autistic essay paragraphs and it's a massive turn off. Girls read them to gauge your personality and writing style, not your interests. What you write barely matters so long as you write it in an engaging manner

Fuck my autism

Where did it all go wrong

>>66529219
Also ignore these two they just don't want you stealing their qts >>66529257 >>66529318

>>66529393
Being born a nip probably.
>>66529469
HA, CHECKMATE, I HAVE NONE. I WAS BROKEN AND SO WILL HE.

>>66529010
>>66529068
I'm a Slav.

>>66529500
>I WAS BROKEN AND SO WILL HE
tfw I feel this feel looming closer every day

>>66526945
He's jelly. If I were a fairly attractive female I'd be an attention whore too.

>>66529551
post slavpucci then

>>66529963
Nuke the CR 2016

>>66530079
Do it.
Everyone worth their salt has already left.

>>66529963

Lmao

>>66529963
Retardation.

>>66529963
replying to deleted post

>>66529500
Better idea:
Have absolutely no expectations until after something physically happens.

>>66530248
Retardation.

>>66530391
>Have absolutely no expectations until after something physically happens.

I wish I could control this. I really do.

>>66530495
And delet again? Noice.

You guys gave me so much hope. This morning it was going great.

Now my life feels like the day after Fukushima.

>>66531078
submitting this as a banner request

Business idea: make loads of fake accounts and reel in /cp/ posters

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What is happening? Where the Croats at?

>>66530645
what got deleted?

>>66533220
CP. I saved it on time, luckily

>4+ new messages

its L I T

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>when chatting with 9 different qts at once over whatsapp, interpals and skype

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>>66533220
Czech autism. Nothing new.

what do you say when the conversation goes DRY?

Suggestions for a random topic?

My sardonic wit is wasted on these fucking gooks. Is there a single korean on earth with a sense of humour?

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Every fucking time.

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>>66535517
She wants to study with you!

>tfw no bei wei wei gf to study computer science with

>>66535517
what's wrong
also how qt is she

>>66535732
I'm a loser, I have no major, I'm not even applying to uni until next year.

>>66535792
Very.

>15 year old Thai "male" with a girl's picture
do these people just not know the english for "female" or what, there's been like 3 of them that message me so far, and it's always just "hi"

>>66536302
Welcome to IP, newfaggot.

>>66536302
from h/er profile

hi i'm Nine i'm friendly and talk everything of all . i'm want to have friends.

Favorite Music
thai song all

Just blew off my qt to have an afternoon nap and woke up more tired than I went to sleep HAHA PLEASE

>>66536365
thanks

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>>66535950
I never even saw a universtity from inside and i'm not even sure I wrote it right but that doesn't fucking matter, nobody cares nigga, all that is important ist that we get your P in her V and N00dz on the way (for your /cp/ bros like me) so listen up brah, first I don't want you to post that sad ass feelman meme ever again, second when the cunt asks you about your education shit you say you're in training for some office job or plan to do that or something, you can outright say that you don't study, be honest here (has its reason because of how primitive woman lizard brain works) and then change the topic, stop asking her too much shit about her learning bullshit so she won't ask in return, concentrate on P in V. All the time, close your eyes and visualize her tiny asian vagina which makes your barely average cock look huge now wake up again and ask her more shit about her freetime and how she likes to spend it.
you almost there champ you still with me? I know its a long read but bear with it, now comes third step, this step is going from hobbies to outright flirting, get her asap into your phone, get her whatsapp or kik or whatever shit that zipperhead uses, now you start texting with her every fucking day. ask her for selfies and provide selfies of yourself. then just listen to your dick and keep that pussy wet my nigga then post her n00dz here.

>>66534513
I've started to write down subjects for when we call in the evening.
but in defense of being a turbo autist, I'm learning her language

>>66537018
okay, will try this.

>>66537456
Which of the brits are you btw

>>66537531
He is not the BOAT obsessed one, Lithuania autist or the Spanish one.

>>66537531
I am the slav lover.

>>66537582
>>66537650
who's /theperfidiousnige then

>>66537916
>/theperfidiousnige
accounts been deleted

>>66535517
tell her that best way to learn speaking french is when having a sausage-like object in mouth and offer her your help

>>66538060
>>66538060
>>66535517
Great idea desu. Do it. I can say I've said such things to koreans and they seem to take the bait.

/Juniemay

Which of you morons is this?

>>66535506
I know that feel, mane.
I get my cuties fast with wit and invasive flirting which I get them to accept.

I cannot grind it out for weeks with an Asian girl just because she's too stupid to understand my shit

lads what should i say to trainy if i see her tomorrow

>>66537018
kek'd

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>>66539805
Direct compliments seem to work really well with them though, that's easier in opinion.

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>your cunt
>languages you speak
>your favourite cunt
>your main qt's cunt
>one qt or several?

Canuck QT and I are doing a "FaceTime date" tomorrow. like, the word "date" was used. I feel excited guys :)

>>66540036
I'm attractive so complimenting any girl works well for me.
The goal is to get nudes without wasting much time.

>>66540792
I'm not and it still works, I truly believe looks don't matter that much for men.

>>66515118
be thankful and share the qts you get with the people who dont have the magic nippon bonus.

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>qt messages me
>Respond
>"This users privacy settings does not allow you to contact them"
>Check their profile
>I'm out of their age range

This is a stupid feature. Now I look like a dick cause I can't respond.

>>66541548
happens to me alot.

>>66540886
You're right about the looks. It's a bonus, but not the most important thing for men.

But yeah, simple compliments won't do that much in regards to getting fast nudes

>>66540792
How many nudes have you gotten?

>>66541548
thinking i should make an alt account and save them from the frustration, seems like the decent thing to do

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>tfw conversation turning to sex topics fast
>tfw KHV

I think the day I kiss this QT, I think I'm actually going to cum in my pants..

>>66543087
how far away does she live from you?

Have you ever kissed a qt before?

>>66542286
I don't save or count them lol

>>66543357
>he doesn't save and catalog his qts pics
lmao

>>66543173

1 hour 30min by air.

but I've kissed 4 girls before. 3 were regrets, they were stupid whores. Now, my Italian did give me a quick kiss when we first met in December which was wonderful.

But this girl is different. I think it's because it feels like we are the same person. We literally click on every single thing. I feel as if I can 100% be myself and not worry about messing up. Plus she's fucking gorgeous. I really think I'm going to cum my pants when we meet

>>66543800
East or West coast. She could come to you.

>>66543865

East. and yeah like, that's definitely a possibility. It's cool because we live close enough it wouldn't be hard to meet up for long weekends and take vacations together.

I'm curious to see how this goes

>>66544021
well depends on what city she lives in, im sure going to new york or wherever you are would be cooler than toronto

>>66543800
wait are you the pilot guy, i thought you just sat on this thread posting depressing shit about your italian

>>66544352

That's not a bad idea actually. However I haven't been to Canada. So I would like to go there and check that off my map.

>>66544391

I had prepared myself for what happened with my Italian. and yeah, I do still think about her sometimes. But I knew that this would happen at some point. So i mentally prepared. This thing with the Canuck happened randomly actually. I wasn't looking for Anything. But this girl, I can't believe she exists. we literally fit so incredibly well. I almost feel like I don't deserve this. Lol

>>66544687
is she a pilot too? didn't you say that long distance never actually works?

>>66544907

She's not.

But yeah. I did say that. Tbh I don't really know what I'm doing. I think the fact that she lives so much closer makes it easier

>>66545144
just don't get your hopes up, have you still given up on all american women? i'm sure you will find someone sooner or later, all of them can't be shit

>>66545459

Yeah I know.

Well, I don't live in a area with young people. It's too expensive and wealthy. So most young people move away. So it's really hard to meet girls.

If things don't work out with the Canadian. Then they don't work. But I'm willing to keep it going if she is. Which, she sure seems like she wants that

>>66545619
Are you allowed to cross borders during your pilot formation? Because with all the hours you'll have to do, you could manage to see her pretty often.

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>>66540050
>tfw no one responds to your simple survey

>>66545144
Other lad with the Italian here, good luck mate it's nice to see you so positive. And you're right, an hour and a half isn't all that long away nowadays.

Lots of men are viewing my profile....

>>66540050
>your cunt
UK
>languages you speak
English
>your favourite cunt
Belarus
>your main qt's cunt
Belarus
>one qt or several?
Several

>>66547439
Your favourite country is Europe's last dictatorship, a country famous for having so little culture of its own that it pretends to be Lithuania?

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>>66546182
I'm not sure, I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm still in the early stages of training

>>66546415

Thanks man

>>66547511
who gives a care about the culture? Belarusian qts are top notch in both personality and looks.

>>66547577
Yeah but I meant like fave country as in somewhere you'd like to live or just somewhere that interests you. Where are the other qts from and had you considered learning Ruskie to impress her?

whats this all about lads?

>>66547729
Probably the US then, I'd love to move to low population, white state and be left alone for the rest of my days.

>Where are the other qts from
I have a russian, a canadian, a german and a turk currently also at qt level. I think the canadian is losing interest though.

>had you considered learning Ruskie to impress her?
i think that'd dry her cunt, not sure though

>>66547873
Make an account and starting talking to qts, it'll all make sense later/

NEW thread
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