/cum/ Left Frizzell Edition

>>66621918
/balt/

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Why do women want their thighs to be thin?

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>>66621918
I want canada to bully me

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Th for first snow of the year

>>66622027
fuck u burgerfat slut

cum lol

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I nailed the job interview /cum/, I can feel it

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>>66622027
Can I be nice instead? :3

>>66622070

there he is there he goes again

isnt he just the funniest guy around? oh my god

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>>66622107
Dude, just take it easy.

>>66621918

>>66621547
>>66621588
>>66621624
>>66621671
>>66621717
>>66621775
>>66621826

>>66622129
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>66622027
>masochist
>flag

Would be amusing if not so utterly disgusting.

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>>66622213
Australians are cute
CUTE!

>>66622081
What'd you apply for?

>>66622027
you're a loser and a pedophile

you are so ensconced in fantasy you've irreparably damaged your brain and psychy in general

really makes you think...

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>japan

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>>66622213

????

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>>66622441
Bit rude don't you think?

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>>66622441
wtf I love Japan now.

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Why is anime so cool?

>>66622506
Honestly that's not bad, at all. 0.5% is pretty low, for American woman it's probably much higher

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Lunch, /cum/; you?

What do Cuban-Americans think of Trump: rambling moron or just the man they needed to shit all over Mexicans.

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>>66622545
>smoking

>>66622322
Secretary postion
>>66622441
rude

>>66622597
From what I remember, they like him.

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>>66622540
>this is what weebs believe

"Pure" jap slants exist only in your imagination.

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>I smoke

>>66622657
I'm not a weeb and I'm not saying Jap women are pure by any means, just that 1 in 200 is pretty low

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>>66622608
>Secretary postion

How poor are you to want to do bitch work anon?

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>>66621968
>>66622056
>>66622213
>>66622318
still frames of women from animated cartoons of japanese origins that you parade around as your wife are not allowed

Hey, hey, it's jojos circus

>>66622710

>doesnt end with her getting hit in the face with a volleyball

missed opportunity

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>>66622677
>1 in 200
>low

In my city of 165 000 that's still almost a thousand sluts on video. Even more who are actual sluts, I'm sure.

Are women the worst "people"?

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>>66622710
really makes you think about the moderation quality of this board...

>>66622597
Considering Trump is up 2 and Rubio is up 10 in polls today- probably not too harsh

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>>66622709
I have .32 cents in my bank account

>>66622879
how'd you find the job?

>>66622919
friend

>>66622710
Are you a mod/janny?

>>66622879

shouldnt have spent it all on russian internet porn

>>66622879
Better than me, I've got -$3.72.

>>66622959
dang

http://www.strawpoll.me/11512016

http://www.strawpoll.me/11512016

http://www.strawpoll.me/11512016

>>66622973
>paying for porn
hahahahahahahaha
>>66622983
are you looking for work as well?

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>>66622879
"[Business name], how may I help you today?"

Pro-tip, if you don't feel like working turn down the volume and delete the messages off the phone.

>>66623022
My sister is not allowed to marry a Brit

>>66623022
>manlet
>beaver teeth
lol

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>>66623022

>tainting my bloodline with british blood

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>order garlic sausage pizza with extra sauce hollandaise
>they skip the tomato sauce and it was pure sauce hollandaise

was hungry so i ate it anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoKHeto2Z3Q
:')
>>66622814
Yes

>>66623088
Racist
>>66623108
Also racist
>>66623130
Again, extremely racist

I'm going to fuck your sister whether you like it or not

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>>66623108
>beaver teeth

DELET

>>66623163
My sister would probably like you 2bh, she has brought foreign men home, all yuros

Treat her well, ok?

>>66623077
Shouldnt be too hard, I spent the day watching the work and I do love a good routine

>>66623235
$$/hr?
State?

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>>66623050
yea i'm pretty bored and tired of being a leech

I hate to say this, but I mighy vote for trump after this issue that happened here earlier.

>>66623221
>Treating women well
But what if I want them to stay with me?

>>66623320
what issue

>>66623284
Connecticut, rates werent discussed but I know it's more than the mimimum wage

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>tfw finally done with exams for the rest of the week

>>66623320
que?

>>66623325
True, she goes for guys that are dicks

Why would you even consider an American gal, British women are the best in the world?

>>66623320
que? (in Latin)

>Virginia is a blue state now
lmao

>>66623403
What's minimum wage in CT?

$11.40 where I live.

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>>66623475
>British women are the best in the world

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>>66623493

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>>66623493
embarrassing

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>>66623475
>British women are the best in the world

>>66623493
we aren't a state anymore

just dc's extra electorial college vots

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>>66623475
>British women are the best in the world

>>66623514
$9.60

leafs

>>66623613

wtf? Its 10 bucks here

>>66623544
>implying you wouldnt lay pipe in the two on the left, and the preggo on the right

cacti

>>66623650
One on the right is the best looking by a mile, you've got that right.

However her personality is likely so awful she'd end up looking ugly after 10 minutes with her.

>>66623333
>>66623451
>>66623476
earlier this month, some guys went up to some innocent tourist chased him down, and then executed him, all for no reason.

please contribute it's page 6 already without replies

>>66622773

>>66623613
It's mind blowing to me your Federal gov't gets to set an absolute minimum wage and the States can only choose to raise their own. Even in Leafland provinces set their own minimum wage.

>On March 27, 2014, Connecticut passed legislation to raise the minimum wage from $8.70 to $10.10 by 2017

>>66623544
That paki girl isn't too bad 2bh

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/10/19/arizona-republic-morrison-cronkite-news-poll/92390100/

Arizona poll that had clinton up 5 points...
read the fucking methodology

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>>66623786
>implying

>>66623776
you've just got a poo fetish and it's affecting your objectivity.

>>66623774
neat to know

>>66623135
Sounds like they did you a favor.

>tfw no swarthy, non-italian, mediterranean immigrants to make me bizarro pizzas for cheap

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>>66623840
Americans always do.

Aussies, Kiwis, Canucks, and Brits all hate them but American's don't for some reason.

>>66623823
Texas will go blue before the rest of the south does because >LOL MEXICANS desu

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>>66623544
Those are chavs

Here's some nice brit ladies

>>66623937
Indians can be hot

>>66623937

where the hell do you get the idea America has an indian fetish?

you're way off

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>>66623972
>trying to prove your point by posting slags

what are you doing?

>>66623972
>What I posted are chavs
>Those aren't

Fuck off yank

>>66623972
slags

>>66623972
>one on the right, minus stupid shoes
Oh, my stars

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>tfw last election

Blue is Conservative, Orange is New Democrat, Red is Liberal, Light Blue is Parti Québécois.

Liberals only won because of Southern Ontario, and retarded under-30's voting for Trudeau.

>>66624006
>where the hell do you get the idea America has an indian fetish?

See >>66623989

See Governor of South Carolina

See Quantico and various other American media where poos fuck white guys

I'm telling you it isn't big but it is there.

>>66624142
do you think liberals will get reelected?

i'm genuinely concerned about them taking muh guns

>>66624060
Those just classy British gals getting ready to go to the club, a ladies night out

Definitely not chav culture famm

>>66624142
>people living in the frozen wasteland vote liberal
this is the opposite of how I have been told things have always been desu

>>66624195
The majority of those people are natives.

>>66624187
I'm in Northern Ontario.

Really hoping for provincial Conservatives (sweeping) and federal New Democrats (federal Conservatives as main opposition).

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>>66624142
>Southern Ontario
>almost all Blue

You meant Toronto and the GTA bud.

Land of the free home of the brave

I just found out Jeb Bush had a beaner son

>>66624302
you have never seen his wife?

>>66624142
I can understand Vancouver and Toronto but why the fuck do we in the Atlantic always vote Liberal? Is it just muh benefits? There's not enough SJWs or non-whites here for this.

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>>66624195
>injuns vote for gibs
>surprised by this

There is under 120,000 people in total across those three Territories bud.

>>66624362
>why the fuck do we in the Atlantic always vote Liberal?

Maritimes need them benefits and transfer payments.

>>66624302
I hope he's alright, he'll always be my favorite guac merchant.

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>>66624006
I do

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OSCE-observers worried about the US-elections

6 million barred, standards below the international level: OSCE election observers are warning about shortcomings at the presidential and congress elections - and are commenting on the allegations of Trump followers.

>>66622982
im -$4.32 i know that feel bro.
after i fractured my kneecap as a result of skateboarding to my shitty job i lost that shitty job. now im just a neet living with grandma feeling like a loser.

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>>66624302
>his wife

This always made me wonder, why? He's not poor and he has this plebeian Mexican wife. Shouldn't he have some Salma Hayek Mexican wife?

pic semi-related, his drug addicted daughter.

>>66624466
W-what am i seeing here

>>66624495
>2 cool 2 use protective gear
serves ya right punk

>>66624518
think she's single?

>>66623022
>asking an american to convert cm to inches to vote in your retarded poll

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>>66624258
>ndp

aren't they anti free speech and anti gun too though?

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If what you read here makes you uncomfortable, you should quite simply not read it.
What is said here is not said for your entertainment.

>>66624675
i can't read

>>66624623
my man

How and where to flirt with girl?

>>66624740
just dont even try

>>66624675

Vodka

Vodka H Vodka

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>>66624187
>>66624258

Libs will get elected at least one more time, barring some major disaster on their part.

Look at the chucklefucks the Conservatives have to choose from for a leader. NDP will go back to being permanently irrelevant.

>>66624820
the liberals have already fucked up massively though and it's been less than a year

>>66624187
they haven't been in for long, it's hard to tell

i hope not, or at least that they get knocked to a minority.

>>66624740
The city

>>66624621
pls respond

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>>66624863
>Justin Trudeau's approval rating has increased over the last three months by more than five points, to an average of 61.8 per cent over the last three months. His disapproval rating has dropped nearly three points to 31.1 per cent.

Doesn't even matter, this has to be a really big screw up.

>>66625117
>economy is fucked
>giving away money to refugees
>raising taxes
>budget is fucked
>libs working to take away many civil liberties and privileges

how are people ok with this?

>>66625191
It's 2017

>>66625048
>go to NDP website
>platform
>ctrl+f gun, firearm, etc.
>no results

Other than the long gun registry, I've never heard them talk about guns. Probably because they do not want to lose that rural featherhead vote.

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You know how they tell you not to sleep with a nicotine patch on because it can cause nightmares?

Pretty sure i unironically, literally vaped so much last night that it triggered a string of nightmares, and i almost never remember/notice dreams.

AMA

>>66625117
So how is quebec so cucked? do Quebec people give their votes to the other two parties to try and make a difference?

test

icles

>>66625268
>rural featherhead
what does this mean?

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>>66625191
>Canadians
>not the most politically apathetic people on Earth.

Anon, people want them good feels.

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>>66625342
>featherhead
>lol wat does this mean? google is broken

I'm not talking to a fucking immigrant am I?

>>66625342
What do you think it means?

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now that's the kind of muslim i can live with

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>>66625585

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Preloading the Special Edition, lads.

Soon...

>>66625451
>>66625497
clearly referring to natives, but i don't understand why you would even mention that

natives arent particularly into guns, and they are pretty irreverent as a voting block, most don't vote and they're <4% of the population

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>>66625635

>ETS2

>>66625585
me in the middle

>>66625685

See >>66624142

Who do you think lives in those giant orange ridings? That's all Injuns who almost all have guns.

The are mostly irrelevant except for those few ridings they are the majority in.

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>>66624712
Хaхaхa.
I don't say it out of malice. Don't care who reads it, just that those who read it understand it is not spectator sport.

>>66625861
and those are worth what? like 5 seats?

>qt Muslim girl smiles at me at the library

>Spend studying time fantasizing about life together with her

I ain't gonna make it

4chan moderators and janitors are cuckolds

lol memes

>>66626240
nope

Id trade both my roommates for a klondike bar

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>>66625970
Means a lot to the NDP though.

I'm in love with a girl that used to be a slut
All of my friends are giving me shit about her

>>66626322
they should

Here to vote. Looks like I'll be here for a whiiiiiiile. The line goes practically to the street.

>want to go get more alcohol
>only been sober like 2 days
>worried i'll start uncontrollably vomitting again and have to go to the ER
hmmmm

>>66626318
kek, true

>>66626322
They're just trying to help.

>>66626322
>used to be
once a slut always slut

>>66626445
Not really she has changed and has only been with me ever since we've been together
She's really cool and sex is great with her

>>66626536
I bet she's reall friendsly with your friends too

>>66626536
she's cheating on you bud

Who the fuck comes up with trivial shit like this?

https://www.change.org/p/put-a-veggie-burger-on-the-menu-at-in-n-out

take the redpill

why is sudden surge of shitpost in quick succession immediately after significant "down time" ?

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>>66626634
YEAH
>>66626687
People get pent up

I'm not morbidly obese. I'm morbidly awesome.

>>66626809
you're morbidly gay

>>66626809
Can it, fatty.

>>66622441
why the FUCK not

>>66626809

t. fatty fat fat fatty

>>66626616
See >>66626853

>>66622508
it isn't

>tfw qt white girls hate black guys
>only white women who like black guys are landwhales

Kill me now

very ebin

>>66626614
I rarely hang out with my gf and friends at the same time

>>66626615
I doubt it

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>>66626616
>who comes up with this
>Good Food Institute at the top of the page

http://www.gfi.org/

>"We focus on "clean" (i.e., cultured) and plant-based meat, milk, and eggs—products"

So a company that makes veggie products is pushing for a popular chain to serve veggie products?

Really makes you think...

stop drinking tap water

>>66626925
This is not true

>>66626962
You can drink it so long as you remember to use a filter desu

Why won't these Virginia hicks go die on a battlefield

>>66626925
You might just be ugly.
>trace the street signs
what the fuck is this shit?

see the world for what it really is

>>66627005

because congress decided we had to pull their stupid asses out of the mud and ash after the civil war

Reconstruction was a mistake

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>>66626979
Yes it is :(

I'll never get a white gf like pic related

>>66627009
Dude don't be rude :(

>>66627011
Idk I guess :(

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>>66627005
soon...

>>66627095

>motorized rascals run out of battery halfway through cavalry charge
>war ends within an hour

>>66623143
That's an effective video
who's it by? anyone popular or did this just show up out of the blue?

>>66627142
I seem to recall yankees predicting the first war would be over in a months

they were just going to march on Richmond or something and be done with it...

>>66627080
You're just ugly lmao

These kinds of girls are easy

>Dick Clinton goes to listen to a beached whale sing in Florida. "Oh how hip and fresh of her!"

>Arnold Schwarzenrump goes to open a new hotel "what a fucking retarded faggot!"

>>66627207

dixie wasnt nearly as morbidly obese as they are nowadays

>>66627230
Are u back friend???

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>>66627080
No, I'd prefer you didn't die because hopefully you bitching about
>tfw no white gf

might make faggots lose those cuck fantasies.

>>66627248
they also didn't have pick ups back then

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>>66627080
stop
sky is my gf

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>>66627331

its scary how redpilled i am, i see the hidden agenda everywhere and i know who each of you works for

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>>66627331
Needs to get purged.

doooo you have the time to listen to me whine

>>66627331
>>66627080
i do not understand how anyone finds her attractive

I will become Nobunaga II and fix Japan

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>>66627248
>non southern states
>still very fat

Love watching state bantz

>>66627264
Why are Canadians so rude

I thought you guys were supposed to be nice??

>>66627469
godspeed india

>>66627380
wow

it is famous american "sarcasm" yeah?

>>66627428
About nothing and everything all at once

>>66627471

delet this

>>66627541
no, im dead serious

look me in the eyes

>>66627471
Which race is the fattest in the good ol US of A?

>>66627666
black

>>66627475
Canadians bottle up their anger and rudeness to appear nice unlike those mean Americans.
Meanwhile their National past time has breaks for beating the shit out of each other.

>>66627475
>4chan = irl

And niggers are supposed to be happy-go-lucky and the life of a party, it seems we've both been had.

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>>66627601
my friend, i cannot see you from here )))

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>>66627732

>>66627739
but i can see you

>>66623143
>>66627188
Trump is polling surprisingly bad in Michigan, which is sort of odd considering how his message should resonate here and how hard he campaigned here earlier. Sure, there is the black vote, but it's still a pretty white state all things considered. I think one of the big problems for Trump here is that Rick Snyder ruined the appeal of voting in a political outsider and more importantly, a businessman.

https://buffalofuzz.bandcamp.com/album/buffalo-fuzz-2

whatcha listenin to, buds

>>66627824
I'm not listening to anything

>>66627824
No word of a lie, mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pn3q09x41A

>>66627824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw

>>66627866
me neither. get the feeling i should at least put a movie on or something though just for backgound noise

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>>66627777
xaxa

and what do you see ? ))))

>>66627824
My lord and saviour, bladee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GwOvBV77g_E

>>66628004
a russian bydlo suffering on the ukraine

>>66628004
Russians?

>>66628047
Everlasting flames is my stuff, but i fuck with Thaiboy Digital more.

>captcha trying to stealth promote airlines

btw im a grill :3

>>66627824
https://youtu.be/iiqF9KRgyck
Remembered GoT is still a thing desu

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>>66627666
Black statistically.

Also black females are by far the fattest on average.


>mfw looking at those digits

I grabbed her tits yesterday
http://newhampshire.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-sexy-freaky-and-ready-for-you-call-and-find-out-my-discount-for-today/6300001

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I couldn't go all the way and fuck her

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>>66627773
keking at ur lyfe

>>66628410
Fuck you man

I hate Canadians now :(

>>66628389
Why not?

Would really love it if someone here were to massage my upper thighs.

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>>66628482
Believe me I know. :(

>>66628494
It was awkward as fuck. We were both in my car in a parking lot, anybody could have seen us.

>>66628190
Are you a slow burner?

>>66628576
Why didn't you go to her place?

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>>66628190
Propane?

>>66628190
You're dead to me if I find out you used to be a coal burner.

>>66628678
She is

I fucked her :)

>>66628389

why does this seem like either a fabrication of a personal army request?

>>66628623
She didn't have one.

>>66628705
kek

>>66626925

>>66628720
Where the fuck dos she sleep?

>>66628710
It's a real story.

>>66628747
Delete this

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>>66628710
>personal army
>on /cum/
There's like 3 of us here.

>>66628752
Her parent's house.

>>66628778
it's a little suspicious to post a chick with her phone number on it

>>66626941
Alright, asshole, if you be a smartass to me again I'm gonna give you something that really smarts.

>>66628815
It's her escort ad picture. I didn't change it.

>>66625585
this is how every woman should be, perfect middle ground

islam was right

>>66628809
>is a hooker
>hasn't prepared somewhere to fuck

Why didn't you take her to a hotel for a bit of bish bash bosh, here's your dosh?

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>>66628838

ooooooohhhhh ok

>>66628919
I didn't have the money

>>66628958
this just seems all around poorly planned by you.

>>66628958
How much did you waste so you could fondle her chest mounds?

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Me on top

>>66629018
70

I estimate /cum/'s average iq to be 89

>>66629199
let's not get carried away here.

80 tops

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>>66629199
I don't think you should assume everyone is down at your level

>>66629230
t. 89 iq

>>66629228
I think you might be above the mean by one standard deviation

>>66629279
t. 89 iq

>>66629279
>I think you might be above the mean by one standard deviation

I don't know what that means

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>>66629156
>70

>>66629199
where can i get my iq tested that's /cum/ approved?

>>66629307
it means I got a C in statistics

>>66629326
I've done this several times. I pay girls about 70 and touch their tits

>>66622013
i don't know man thick thighs elevate a woman's attractiveness so much

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>>66629409
it's all about that hip to thigh ratio

but too much is always too much

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>I've done this several times. I pay girls about 70 and touch their tits

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>>66629344
>/cum/ approved iq test

>>66629477
I even asked her to be my girlfriend.

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>>66629409

ay

>>66629500
DAS IT

>>66629199
Please stop dragging us down

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I got robbed by a hooker once...

I paid her $150 for a one night stand, we fucked and we snuggled up in bed. I fell asleep and then I woke up and my phone, TV and a bunch of other shit was gone.

That prostitute ended up costing ne a little over $1400

>>66629651
Why would you let her into your home?

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>>66629651
>bringing a prostitute home

>>66629651
>letting a hooker sleep in your home
K E K
E
K

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>>66629651
>snuggling with a prostitute
>falling asleep with a prostitute

holy shit

Saw a white women and black man together buds

They were walking white two white kids, is this reverse cuckolded??

>>66629651
literally retarded

>>66629651
You brought that on yourself, next time invest those 150 in something else, i suggest chloroform, dragon dildos, vibrators or onaholes if you really want to spend them in sex/services.

>>66629687
>>66629692
>>66629696
It was my apartment, I live alone and I feel comfortable fucking there. Where else am I supposed to fuck her? I won't go to her place or rent a hotel
>>66629698
She was sweet it seemed, she was a good actor. When we snuggled I felt like she loved me and I actually had an intimate moment. She spoke to me so softly. I got played hard :/

I take between 18 and 21 showers a week

>>66629839
thats extremely bad for your skin and hair

>>66629831
>she seemed sweet
She's a paid whore you ninny, she's sour. I'm not saying don't fuck her in your house, but falling asleep with her? Cuddling with her? Kick that bitch out the second you're done with her.

>>66629839
bet they don't even last 5 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qv5888dtMY

>>66629839
You spend 10 hours showering every week?

New thread where?

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>find porn actress with a near perfect body
>she mostly does ageplay with old dudes or interracial

lads

Henry Fonda died

:(

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>>66630042
Lord Farquad?

>>66630042
I was gonna say "but Henry Ford died years ago"
Who the fuck is Henry Fonda?