What is your cunts greatest achievement?

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>>66620609

America

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>>66620609
existing

>>66620609
Back to back World War champs

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>>66620609

Bunker jokes

Fucked the nuku plant up

>>66620609
One of Google founders is a Russian

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Crashing europe 2 times and then enslaving it under an awful union

waifu

>>66620609
the worst is anime

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Unironically the UK Constitution

>inb4 it doesn't exist
Yes it does

Esperanto

Utilizing German scientists

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The creation of a whole continent full of parasitic delinquents.
They will flood the US, and when murica falls, they will move on to the next global superpower.
If we cant have our empire, no one will.

Also siesta and stabbing bulls for fun.

>>66621078
Why are you using the Shakespeare reddit frog? You should have used "cool laid back white Spanish man with sunglasses" for that post.

Captcha is "16th Madrid" btw

>>66621078
>stabbing bulls for fun
Heard a bunch of your people are trying to ban it.

>>66621172
>You should have used "cool laid back white Spanish man with sunglasses"
I don't think I've seen that one

>>66621078
picadors make bullfighting gay 2bh

>>66621277
You'll know it when you see it. He's leaning backwards on a bench or something, and in the background there are usually various brown people representing nationalities the poster dislikes.

Can someone post it please?

Civilisation itself.

>>66620609
in one word: compromise

inventing the VAT

>>66620660
No.
The US of A are their own achievement since 1776.

>>66621433
kill yourself, please

The golden horde and bombs I guess

>>66620660
Wouldn't France have more claim to America's achievements than Britain?

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making europe irrelevant

>>66621604
No we aren't

The US was built on the Mississippi. Without France selling the land we would have remained a backwater shithole

France: greatest ally 1776-heat death of the universe

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Integration of every race from the world into our culture, music/literature/architecture/movies powerhouse, superpower in collective sports, world recognized culture, leader of latin america, member of BRIC, recognized tradition in diplomacy

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>>66622119
>member of BRIC

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>>66622171
Don't dare

Winning the space race

>>66622244
that's gonna trigger some people

>>66621679
why?

It is what we Belgians are good at, we have been living together for 2000 years and still like each other. Ask me anything.

>>66621391
The world was never civilised until we got our hands on it

good war music

>>66620609
Probably nothing, unless you count being in South Asia and not being a *complete* shithole

>>66622244
>"""winning"""
When was the last time you landed a rover on fucking MARS Ivan

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>>66622343
>This

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>>66620609
Convincing the rest of the world we have some sort of identity.

That was a good one, fellas.

>>66622417
>convincing

>>66622417
nobody is convinced

inventing cuckoldry

cheese

>>66622417
>convincing

>>66622381
1971

>>66620609
Pozzhahnrei

>>66622567
>rover
No

Not drowning

>>66622244
This trigger the jewmericans

>>66620609
Building the biggest national trust fund in the entire world.

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>>66620609

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>>66622887
2 world cups is a really good of an achievement for a 3 million population country :D Specially when countries like the USA haven't got one

>>66622887
best footballing nation per capita

>>66622976
>wanting to be good at povertyball

>>66623080
>playing a special snowflake """"sport"""" that is basically about having a break every 3 seconds.

>>66623080
FOY

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>>66623080
>americans

>>66623134
theres a reason why niggertackle is dropping in ratings and views

Moon landing

>>66623191
I've never heard Unitedstatesian Timeout called that before but it fits

>>66623080
>Be Sharty McMarty
>Play hand-egg
>Play break-ball

>>66623262
>hiring Stanley Kubrik to fake the moon landings
FTFY

>>66620609
England.
America.
Québec.
The metric system.
The Human Rights Declaration.

Pick yours honestly.

communism
good literature

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We are a living meme at this point

>>66623967
> living

You people are Ice Zombies.

>>66620609
First hydrogen bomb. Largest hydrogen bomb. Gagarin.

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>>66624078
GA GA RIN!!!!

managing to maintain existence most likely

>>66624241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c
THIS IS NOW A THREAD ABOUT COMMUNIST SONGS

>>66622567
Doesn't count if it died and returned no useful data.

>>66624364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVpjt9gHlDw

>>66623808
>communism

Invented by a German Jew.

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moustacheman

>>66624364

https://youtu.be/PENLsc-jDt8

>>66620609
saving a bunch of niggers and sandnigger according to some of my """"country""""""men"""""

>>66620609
we destroyed sandinistas and other commie scum in LA and helped them avoid becoming another marxist Cuba.

a tie
electricity
jasenovac

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>>66623522
>Québec
yeah good job

>>66620609
nothing

japs have never contributed anything great to the world.

theyve only polluted the world

>>66624078
>First hydrogen bomb
But that's wrong

>>66624637
You people made a few good vidya games.

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>>66624450

He just proposed the idea and we've applied it to real life.

>>66624731

RDS-6S was the first thermonuclear bomb in the world.

Winnig the cold war
defeat Mongol Empire
Stalin

>>66624837
You motherfuckers killed it. If my Nokia Lumia dies i will declare war with Finland. Be ready.

>>66620609
America :^)

>>66620722
Incredibly underrated achievement

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>>66623522
Where would the French be without this great British invention?

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>>66625327
How could I have forgotten the picture

>>66625327
Ikr.Who would've thought to make jokes out of bunkers

>>66625431
For what is the Brush?

>>66624847
more like a beta version? release when?

>>66622244
My nigga

>>66625318
thanks dad

>>66625488
Enjoy some wine while you shave.

WHERE DO I EVEN START

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I think I'm going to have to go with internet porn. Who else agrees with me?

We invented and discovered and built everything. We are just shy about it.

>>66625726
This is the British mentality - invented and discovered everything of importance anyway.

>>66625759
It's basically you, us, france, italy, greece and germany that have built the entire world.

>>66625787
>Germany
Now, now. You're getting a little bit ahead of yourself.

m-muh wifi

>>66625722
France invented downloadable porn

>>66621768
No, why would they? The majority ethnicity in the thirteen colonies was English and a lot of founding fathers were born in Britain

>>66625787
greece is overrated.

>>66626166
Greece invented the economy crisis.

Ruling the world

>>66621768
No. Not in the slightest.

>>66626150
>a lot of founding fathers were born in Britain
But they all died American :^)

>>66626416
In the end, don't we all die American?

>>66626482
As long as we don't die at the hands of Americans, it's all good in my book

>>66624637
the R32 skyline and 2jz engine

To be serious, insulin was probably the best thing a Canadian ever invented/discovered, has saved tons of lives.

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>>66626573
/o/ pls

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>>66626482
Come home patriot

>>66626573
which ironically only contribute pollution to the world like the Jap said

Pollution and high quality cinema starring Vin diesel

Chocolate
Contraceptive pill
Cowboys
Color TV
Sudamerican butthurt
Tortillas, not that egg onion spaniard piece of shit
And american butthurt

>>66622386
lol that haircut gives me an erection

Winning the NBA playoffs, the World Series, and the Superbowl.

World Champs!

>>66622386

Is that A-ha ?

SHITPOSTING

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probably dis

>>66622381
Russia have offical space program and secret space program

there are 8 russian rovers on Mars right now and 2 on Venus

next year there will be manned mission somewhere(Mars???)

only some people know about this stuff, my dad is working for them

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pavlova, phar lap, crowded house and russel crowe

>>66621277
it's the one with the pink shirt

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New Zealand and wifi

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>>66620609

>>66625257
No. Nokia sold it's phones brilliantly at the right time, when they noticed Win wasn't the way to go after all. A mistake for sure, but they'd be in gutter if they didn't sell. They are making them again too, and will be selling phones next year again.

>>66620609
Stealing a country from black fellas

>>66620609
If being serious, then maybe AIV-fodder. Other shit is mostly so high-tech shit that one wouldn't know how they've affected people in general. But AIV-fodder has had a global impact on animals and people.

>>66626920
>Contraceptive pill

That's the opposite of an achievement.

>>66626920
>Color TV

Scottish invention, the beaner just created one specific filter which wasn't even used outside of Mexico IIRC.

>>66626920
Drug lords

>>66620609
Uhmm...

The happy meal

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>>66622244

>>66633487
t. 1/32 Scottish Americunt

Tacos, being the front page of every Spanish speaking country and hence Sudacas and Spaniards buthurt.

Not being part of Colombia anymore.

The expanded canal.

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merengue and bachata

>>66622119
>music/literature/architecture/movies powerhouse
i laughed

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>>66621376
This one?

4th Reich

>>66636411
it just shows how ignorant you are 2bh

>>66622504
The Brits beat us to it

>>66620609
existing

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The WTC

aka

9/11

aka

Attack on freedom

>>66640037
yes, but the one with all your ugly chillens in the background

>>66620609
>Create cosovo
>avoid 1997 crisis from fall of joos shekel
>counter attack Rothschild bank who want to steal rightfully ours king money

>>66620609
Soviet Union. But americans killed it.

Single-handedly destroying USSR.

Good job, guys. Proud of you!

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Also
>playing off countries as chess in both WW
>pic related

>>66626920
Every Mexican carries a piece of paper with this written on it hoping one day they will add to the list.

Bong

Mafia

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>>66640768
>Glory to <Insert name here>

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Winning the biggest battle ever fought in the north :^)

>>66640608
That's Germany though

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>>66641917
Please do your research on James Smart.
Emblem is from Johor state of Malaysia.
>pic related
>if it wasn't the kindness of His Majesty, Australia won't exist as it is today.

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>>66640650