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Kurwa

>he isn't with HSBC

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Kinda wish I was around for ww2.

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Fucking tried lads

>>66618726
disgrace

she doesn't want a man from brum

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Want a perfect body
want a perfect soul

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tfw I'll never have a straight acting british boyfriend

>he isn't with halifax

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As if drake remixed his choon lads

>>66618726
It's not as bad as having to hear your neighbors have sex and masturbate to it

>>66618737
I want you to notice
When I'm not around

>>66618743

how much of a cultural void is your fucking brain

My money is with Bank of America because I'm American and I live in the United States of America.

I want to make a cake

but I'll eat it all in one go

so then I'll get fatter

>>66618738
I'll be your Brit boyfriend. Also, Halifax, TSB and RBS are all shitty

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do british women dig yank accents?

>tfw to rational to gamble

>>66618770
how much of a sweaty void is the one between your scalp and the interior of your fedora

>ONE NIGHT ONLY
For what reason lads? Is it like this in the UK?

https://youtu.be/9waBd3yPOLE

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>>66618726
iktf

>>66618770
>he doesn't enjoy the last bastion of working class british culture

poomplex Tbh

is there a worse feeling than buying a book and realising its shit

>he isn't with northern rock

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>get oneitis after a single hour long drunken conversation

The absolute state of me

>>66618823
Bummer

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MY LIFE FOR THE HORDE

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>in a few days it will be 1 whole year since the wordfilters

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>fiat currency

>>66618793
no.

do yank women "dig" English accents?

feeling a big degenerate
might open a beer

>>66618837
Reading a book, waiting for it to get good, finishing it and realising it was shit all the way through.

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ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>tfw to much of a piece of human trash too not gamble

You lads watching the footy in a bit?

>>66618770
I honestly pity you
How shit must it be to get triggered by anyone that's not white
Lucky you don't go outside desu

>>66618754
>hear your neighbors have sex and masturbate to it
nothing wrong with this desu

>>66618804
didn't know yanks liked oasis

official infowars powerrankings:

leanne
alex

owen
-------
powergap
-------
joe biggs
the redhead

the old man

>>66618901
ah yes, the IMDb top 250

>>66618823
I keep muttering to myself "It's fine, I don't mind" to try and fend off the gut punch feel.

Absolute wreck

>>66618893
Yes it makes their pussy wet
It goes Aussie>Brit>>>>>>>>>>Irish/scottish

>>66618923

t. shitskin

Banks should be against the law. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to let other people have your money? Its yours so keep it

>>66618923
>something something cottage in the middle of no where
>something something my village is 99% white
>hur dur

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on the bus

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WORK WORK

>>66618901
i give up half way through

fuck philip banks

banks wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks

>>66618969
no such thing as a british accent you mong

be specific

>>66618937
I do at least

Too bad I didn't appreciate them more when I saw them when I was a young lad

>>66618937
we only like Wonderwall by Oasis

this thread should be over in less than 30 minutes

just met joe bloggs

>>66618945
No PJW?

>>66618969
bullshit

I went to florida last year and shagged plenty of yank birds, they felt my scottish accent was more genuine than that posh southern english nonce shit

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>>66618811
statistically you're nigger tier

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CHRIIIIISTMAAAAASSSSS TIIIIIIIIMMMEEEEE, JUST LET THEM RING IN PEEEAAACCCEEEE

(best christmas song)

>>66619013
There's no difference to us
The only ones normies would know about is cockney

>>66618826
what are you on about?
Grimes appeal is to teenagers, the "problems" the rappers sing about are always so juvenile and teens love to think they're badmen
It has nothing to do with working class

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>Looking for Grad Schools to apply to
>Find out that I worked myself to death during my Undergrad years for what was, in essence, a program anyone with a STEM bachelor's degree is mostly guaranteed to gain admissions

I want the time I wasted gettings As rather than Bs back.

>I sent a message last
>Told myself I'd not send another

It's getting really hard now lads. I guess I should just abandon hope. Maybe I'll see her IRL again some time and gauge how much she hates me.

>>66618929
I am glad I am not alone here.

>>66619013
British generally means English in American.

none of you are smart enough to read finnegans wake

>>66619051
yank women love brummies and scousers

>>66619042
>Vancouver
>46% European

dont think so

>buy a book
>words are too small

into the bin it goes

I've read Lolita

>>66618985
Hello brighton fag. Brighton is the most gay city in Britain

Grime is for white teenagers desperate to be "hard"

pathetic and embarrassing

>>66619015
bit jealous I won't lie lad

>>66619017
I said maybeeeee

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>>66619081
>i know better than statscan

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Comfy

>>66618999
first things first rest in peace uncle phil for real

>>66619071
had this japanese girl live next door who used to moan like a pornstar

had many a crafty handy over that let me tell ye

>>66619066
Think of a reason to text her other than to appear desperate

Like find something funny that she'd like and be like
>i saw this and thought you'd like it haha xoxoXXOOxxoo

>>66619120
he's got a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other

>>66619113
it's 100% CANADIAN not european. Racist :^)

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bf keeps touching my knob with his feet while hes wearing pantyhose

>>66619066
She probably just finds you boring and not worth replying to

No offence lad

>>66619056
okay lad, should they all sing soppy love songs or about income tax then?

jog on you weapons grade spud dodger

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>>66619042
>Hongcouver and suburbs
>Toronto and suburbs

Wow, très surprising! And yet you need more gibs than subhumans?

>>66619177
bit gay that

>>66619134
Nah. Did that last night saying someone had her scarf and she saw the message and didn't even respond.

Reckon I fucked it. Ah well. Another one on the list of failures 2bh.

>>66619187
Yeah I know.

Does anyone in here honestly believe that the moon landings were faked?

"imageboard"

>85 posts
>22 images

ahh yes

>>66619132
Damn that lucky lad....if she is hot that is, otherwise audio is just fine.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/teenagers/1966225-caught-my-teenage-son-on-this-4chan-website
mum's been on her bloody forums again

there is nothing wrong with chinese migrants

>>66619211
At least you gave it the ol' British Try, huh lad?

I'm on my 47th book of the year

Dad called me up to just talk at me for 45 mins. Spent most of it saying yeah.

>>66619229
>You have a teenage son and don't expect him to watch porn... ok


screaming

>>66619150
t. pardo

>sitting in the kitchen
>minding my damn business
>eating some damn fruit
>stepbrother comes up with his sisters
>gives me several unwarranted thumps
>burst into tears and run to my room
ffs lads im a joke

>>66619247
would rather have had my 3rd shag this year than read 500 books desu

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>>66619216
here is one (1) image

>>66619177
wouldn't mind a pic or 2 of the whole situation

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ONWARD AND UPWARD

>>66619221
only met her once

she was dainty and fairly attractive, not super attractive
but that just made it better imho

>>66619238
Not really

Would be happier if I'd not even bothered most of the time. The trouble is you think things are good then get to thinking that it might work out and start dreaming of better things. Then it all goes to shit and you're miserable again.

Ups and downs 2bh.

>>66619287
>stepbrother

so is he your mum or dad's son

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Evenin'

>>66619302
I was the one who fucked her. Thank me for that JAV

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Do you lads think mummy knew you were wankering and stinked like cum but she never said anything?

mum always used to sniff my cum filled boxers and I'd shit myself haha

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>>66619287
let me at em

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>>66619230
Yes, there very much is.

>>66619287
would you make me a sandwich?

>>66619349
yeah probably
she'd come in my room in the morning and go it fucking stinks in here and open a window haha

business idea: buy a one-way ticket to Shangai, China and sit outside the airport hoping a wealthy chink slag picks you up to be a toy

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>First girl i've messaged in 3 years
>No reply
>Friends say "don't worry about it m8, move on to the next one"

How the fuck do people do this?

What world do we live in?

well good evening
bit sad in
typical french sentiment

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WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OVER cheers mate VAAAAAALERIEEEEE

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>>66619349
>mum always used to sniff my cum filled boxers

>>66619339
don't believe that for a second

her boyfriend was a tiny asian man so your english is far too good desu

>>66619414
don't worry about it m8, move on to the next one

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how old do i look? at least 20?

>>66619332
sansa, hodor, daenarys, arya, tyrion

>>66619372
me having a wank (not pictured)

>>66619407
Delete

This has been my fallback plan for ages

>>66619440
should I shave?

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SUPPRESS IT

>>66619090
was it a colouring book

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>>66619356

business idea: cum in a bottle for a year then use the liquid to create cum ice lollies and eat them

>>66619442
delete this

>>66619314
>>66619356
consider yourselves trolled

>>66619379
i did it

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>>66619414
>the next one

haha good one lads

How long do you have to deposit a cheque? Old man gramps gave me a cheque for my birthday but it's dated march

>>66619468
thanks

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>>66619483

>>66619508
if theres still money in grampsies account then you can cash it

>>66619414
They mean go out and find the next one and message her instead

>>66619508
30 minutes

>>66619066
I hate it when womyns send start a conversation, and just abruptly end it without saying anything like "i gtg" and never message back for months.

And then
>actually replying back
>unironically facepalming

I just wish I could meet nice guys irl but the only ones I know are lisping faggots

need to move north

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>"15 year old" migrant with his classmates in Sweden

Are Swedes the dumbest people on the planet?

Want a pet yank so i can rub his tummy

reckon my 7 years younger brother will get a gf and lose his virginity before me lol

nothing would surprise me at this point

>I don't listen to the media man all corrupt
>Fuck the corrupt establishment man!
>*listens to everything the media says about Trump and votes Hillary*

Que???

>>66619508
go to sleep and never wake up

>>66619483
you reddit, you reddit and you reddit
oh that's okay because you reddit, you reddit and you reddit

>>66619546
the state of these swedish "teens"

>>66619197
Nationalists ruined our economy. And also the suburbs of Montreal are white compared to hongcouver and Toronto (50% foreign)

Laval (400k): 78% white
Longueuil (230k): 85% white
Terrebonne (105k): 91% white

all the other ones are smaller and even whiter, including the anglo ones in the west island

Montreal used to be the Hub of the Canadian economy, right up until the late 1950s. The companies and human capital leaving montreal hurt not only the quebecois economy but also boosted the toronto and ontario one greatly. 400 head companies. Also fuck albertan oil niggers.

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>>66619546

doing a post on /brit/

Has Lickdicki been by today to tell you all about the latest with his oneitus?

>>66619536
Yeah I know

I just don't get how you can just move on from the last one. Like, how do people go from "I want to be in a relationship with you" to "I will never see or talk to you again" so easily?

>>66619552
here
>>66619440

>>66619572
they're normal what are u on

>>66619546
think you're pulling my leg

no way is this image actually associated with your post

>>66619546
But who else will take care of them when they get old?

>>66619552
u gay

>>66619546
Howling

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>>66619546

>>66619546
is left a boy?

>>66619610
by not getting attached too easily to someone you're just friends with at best

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>tfw too smart for /brit/

why are guys so cute?

>>66619456
good memory. its been a year since i posted

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>>66619546

Might go on the sunbeds for a while then immigrate to sweden as a "15 year old" called Mehmet, reckon ill get tons of swedish jailbait and ill be untouchable because dats racist

everyday i'm rustlin
everyday i'm rustlin

Need a bf

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>tfw smart to vote for Brexit

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>>66619624
the so-called 12 year old gold medal runner

Business idea: foreign food but made by british chefs with high quality ingredients

>>66619552
Look at me! I'm a flippin yank! Let me do a flip for ya!

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WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU WILL SHIT BRIX!!

>>66619645
Would stick my tongue so far up the jewess behind him

>>66619700
sweet you get 20 years in a third world country before that though

bassline

there are literal children ITT who have never used a VCR

>>66619749
more haha

>>66619749
that's really good

Really want to be a slave to an Aussie master

>>66619749
Dammit not in walmart again

slowly feel the will to do a fucking thing slipping away lads
oh well it was a good life
wait no it wasnt
fuck

>>66619749
i can only see paint

>>66619768
what do you count as a child?

i'm 18 and used a VCR up until I was like 10 years old

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>>66619729

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new fit lads

remember rappin' duke?

>>66619713
I am here for you

only worked in an office for a year and already have the hips of an old man. fuck sitting all day

>>66619749
really need an arty gf

>>66619805
its not paint. she oiled up her legs

>>66619805
did you shit bricks tho? :|

>tfw no rugged Kyrgyz bf

V O T E
O
T
E

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

>>66619749
Literally just saw this posted by buzzfeed on my newsfeed. Some y*nk exchange student liked it

>>66619546

left will be VERY attractive when she turns 16

>>66619799
>people actually message a single girl and expect them to reply
>not realising they have literally hundreds of guys messaging them on tinder who are themselves messaging hundreds of girls

Welcome to the 21st century lmao

Lads if you buy loads of £3, £4 things on Amazon that all require paid delivery, if you get it to like £20, does it give free delivery?

>>66619859
i googled it

i can't see the oil

also the original one she says paint not oil

>>66619867
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-lnauoORdA

Only 10 years ago Sweden was considered the closest thing to utopia on earth

Now it has the 2nd highest rape statistics in the world only behind Lesotho.

80% of rapes between strangers are committed by migrants. FUNNY ISN'T IT

>>66619874
do not assume gender

>>66619870

why isnt strawpoll wankers on the list?

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>I live in an urban metropolitan area

>>66619875
This has depressed me no fucking end

Cheers m8

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>>66619673

IKTF

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>>66619843
But you're not

>>66619897
the sweden rape capital of the world meme has been proven wrong many times
off urself

normal cocks > small cocks > big cocks

>>66619876
not sure how it is in bongland but here any order totalling over like 25 bucks is free delivery, unless some of the things are from 3rd party sellers then they don't count toward the total

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8Ect3Xn7w

Trump Speech - Charlotte, NC

SPEECH STARTS 4:00 EDT, 1:00 PDT, 8:00 UTC

LSN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1eJQa9Nc-0

RSB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAUQwfOkfQ

PP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVpIGi5ilc

RBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLbHQAaSWh4

DTS&E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqfG9029Q_A

>>66619954
gay

>>66619953
by paris?

>>66619875
Stop trying to depress me m8o I'm on a night out tonight

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It's a Lucy episode

just did a pint

very drunk now haha

>>66619577
Nationalism is just a meme, most of the """nationalist""" politicians do not even want it, they just wave the flag to get more gibs from Federals and votes. When someone genuinely tries to do it all you get is panic.jpg from PQ and BQ.

>>66619979
haha

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And faaaaaaade out agaaaaaain and fade out

I am beyond lonely

>>66619986
hope it was out of a glass you runt

need a f

>>66619964
It's funny, I'm doing noporn at the moment and all I've been imagining while masturbating is having a girl rest her head on my chest with my arm around her.

Killing me 2bh.

>>66619986
I always get high after 2 pints

>>66620024
of course, poured a pint can of stella perfectly

>>66619986
t. american

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and thats it?

>>66619952
Because we just met

>>66619964
Fuck you

just poured a bottle of vodka in me arsehole

>>66620042
i'm so drunk i'm gurning haha!

>>66620050
yee haw

this election is basically trash of the titans

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>>66619546

>>66620038
after 4 days of noporn your physical abilities will ascend and you will become god amongst men just wait lad

actually really annoys me being less of a lightweight than i used to be

i can barely get pissed off a bottle of wine these days, fucking annoying

just did a shot of rum to the eye socker

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>this election is basically trash of the titans

just poured a glass of my government-issued fluoridated water

It's funny

I do a decent job of coming across like a normal human being in real life, but I think girls can recognise that I'm actually a nutter.

>Maroon 5 new song

It doesn't have Kendrik in the music video version, but on the radio it has him jammed in for one verse, that actively makes the song worse

Is he Jewish or what, why is he so powerful he randomly gets added to so many other people's songs?

trump is a retard, hillary is a corrupt criminal

>>66620065
y tho?

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>>66620110
It's easy to tell if someone's insane or not

>>66620089
Already on day 3 2bh.

It's getting quite hard to avoid things, but it really does make a difference.

>its an anon listens to Smiths alone in his room to block out the sound of people predrinking and partying in neighbouring flats episode

Absolute fave

>>66620110
yeh thats hilarious

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>tfw to intelligent for alcohol

>>66620098
jokes on you, i myself was quoting someone else

So is Assange dead or in Gitmo?

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>I do a decent job of coming across like a normal human being in real life, but I think girls can recognise that I'm actually a nutter.

https://soundcloud.com/hannah_wants/roots

2bh

who else /barely drink/
i like getting drunk sometimes but i'm a massive lightweight, occasionally have a beer or two in the evenings and feel a bit pissed everytime

>>66620177
got me haha

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>in just a few weeks time I will be in a 6 bed dormentry in Bratislava surrounded by giganormies

>>66619986
>a pint
>very drunk now
ah yes

>>66620093
watched a guy drop a gelatine windowpane in his eye once, it blew up like a golf ball but the effects were hitting him very quickly.

Looks like Mou is really going for this game lads

Just solved another captcha lads.

Plenty more to go.

>>66620110

i am the antidote to women. i'm kryptonite.

>>66620151
There's a club if you'd like to go
You might meet somebody who'll really love you
So you go on your own
And you leave on your own
And you cry and you're wanting to die

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>>66620186
Watch it, Moosey.

>>66620220
hmm

>>66620200
you realise you could have fedora'd that comment as well.


I'm playing you like a chess board

>>66620204
you'll love it mate stop worrying
did it in prague last year and it was a lot of fun. I'm very abnormie

>>66620187
why is it that women always seem to be djs but not producers

>>66620130

gets you drunk faster

>>66620110
Same desu

Even when we're both drunk they can see straight through my charade to the pathetic little worm I really am.

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>>66619930
>max stirner
VERY good post
save this if you want

>>66620197
me but when i do i can't stop and keep drinking until i wish i'd never been born

fucking irish genes

YOU'RE A WHITE MALE

>>66620284
i can and will stab any wasteman using those aesthetic memes

>>66620281
I can usually get away with it while I'm drunk, it's when I sober up is the problem.

I'm at uni again which makes it even worse, all these qts and I might as well be in the sahara for the chance I have of getting close to any.

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lads, is this /fa/?

>alcoholics have to get drunk faster by putting it in their arse
>patients can medicate faster by simply using concentrates
drunkies btfo again

>>66620269
what was everyone else like in the hostel? Did you make any mates or go out with them?

Before I went to Brighton I was straight
Now I am a little bent
And offer my ass for rent

>>66620273
poo in my mouth so we can both get drunk

i listen to 8 bit music whilst working because it uses less mind power

>>66620293
Love drinking myself depressed 2bh

Bad Education is the best of British TV

>>66620327
generic coat

>>66620174
when you are 21 you'll grow out of it, kid

>7

yeah RIGHT

looks about 35, got a 5 o'clock shadow and everything

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477216680575.webm

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>>66620229
Nice call lad

>>66620333
>not IVing alcohol
pleb

might get really drunk and wander into the ocean

>>66620327
is that nandos goose?

just checking my emails lads

one sec

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>tfw no gf

I am very depressed and lonely, have a crap job, have never had a gf, and drink every single day without fail, I vomit most mornings because of acid reflux but I'm too scared to see a GP. Sainsburys has a great offer on jack daniels and I've made separate journeys to purchase 6 1L bottles because I didn't want to be judged buying so many at once

>making an alcoholic drink involves rotting fruits and bottling up the goop
>weed is literally a plant, like it just grows and you pick it and can medicate right away
all of the day bro

BAKE OFF TIME

can i do the new edition?

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>>66620357
>>66620378
nevermind its this one

>>66620406
paki

>>66620406
what are you going to do with your pathetic life now?

>>66620447
Go for it

>>66620406
bit harsh. what did you do?

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>>66620327

>>66620368
This charming anon

>>66620406
Oh shit. Ask for a dipHE if you finished 2 years.

>>66620406

kill yourself then

>>66620447
good luck :]

>>66620335
i actually went at a point when most people were going home (just before uni/school term started) so there weren't many people staying there. There was a Slovak guy who was really cool but was busy with work so he didn't come out and a Ukranian guy who barely spoke any english but seemed cool. Some french people turned up just as I left and they were all nice. Didn't go out with anyone from the hostel but I met some koreans in the area who were doing surveys of people going past (think they were trying to do some cultural event or something). Got chatting with them and went out with them a couple times. It's easy to meet people when you're in a foreign city by yourself imo.

>>66620433
>dat Candice
Wew

>>66618883
He was a good lad

HAYAI

>>66620477
dumb ass

>>66620477
Think he was the chap who spied on girls in the showers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwh1fLGf_sw&feature=youtu.be

i get excited whenever netherlad posts because i get to use that aquafresh pepe haha

i remember when i was in highschool i had an underclassman girlfriend for a couple months who sent me pictures of her legs on night where she had drawn all on them with markers and one of the pictures was an "I <3 anon" with stick figures of us holding hands. she was my first kiss

>>66620587
>>66620587
>>66620587
New

>>66620327
>tfw i can't put this kind of coat because i'm a manlet and i would look like some kind of retarded penguin

some cunt already made one

>>66620327
>how to dress like a 14 year old girl: the post

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>>66620366

>>66620665
its the other one you nonce

>>66620436
Does anyone else find these pics a bit disturbing?

>>66620691
>It's the other one
What the fuck was this even supposed to mean?

>>66619749
STILL NOT GETTING IT

>>66620741
THE OTHER FUCKING COAT I POSTED CHRIST ARE YOU THICK LAD

>>66620925
Oh right, sorry lad. There was me being a thicko and posting the wrong fucking coat. No wait. That was you.

And your other coat is still a 14 year old girl's coat.

HE

eheh

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>>66619964

janny