>Finland, Denmark and Norway all hate Sweden Really makes you think

>>66614906
>Italy
based

>bosnia getting this much heat
how will they ever recover

>>66614906
>Czechs making fun of Slovaks
>Slovaks making fun of Czechs
nothing changes

>hate
I don't think a good portion of people in those countries "hate" Sweden. They most likely responded like they did because they thought of jokes that get repeated all the time and have the same setup and punchline across different languages, just replace the nationality with whatever you'd like.
You know, stuff like "an [X] walks into a bar." It's banter, basically.
If you mean "hate" in the meme sense then everyone hates Sweden.

>>66614906
Sweden is a joke these days, so i can understand

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Italians more like SHITalians LMAO

>>66615228
stfu potatonigger

>>66614906
I love how even Kosovo roastes BiH

>>66614906
I like how you can tell that both Belgium and Bosnia are meme countries.

eesti is besti <3

>>66615246
Shut up, fatass American.

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>>66614906
>L*thuanians and L*tvians bullying Eesti
BALTOSLAV GENOCIDE NOW
>>66615154
We have good reason to genuinely hate you.

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>>66614906
>joking about is hating

Real assburger analyzing, indeed.

>>66615319
>We have good reason to genuinely hate you.
Are you the hurri guy? If so, don't respond to me or my wife's bull's posts ever again.

>>66615246
What?

>>66615302
stfu spurdo

>>66615333
stfu FennoSwede cuck

>>66615319
>We have good reason to genuinely hate you.
Yeah, the Swedes kept the Finns enslaved for hundreds of years.

Why does Greek alphabet have so little letters?

Cause they sold the others to pay denbt xDDDDDD

>>66615411
Norgebro gets it

>>66615380
Im sure its referencing Ireland & pastaland have extremely similar flags and people confuse the two

>>66614906
What the fuck is up with Hungary, is that supposed to be Scotland?

>>66615448
Your country has such a cool flag but I always forget you fuckers even exist.

Tell me cool shit about Albania.

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>>66615471

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>>66615154
We always joke about how fucked up Sweden is becoming. And the jokes are becoming more and more serious.

>>66614906
>Italy
Why?

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>>66615444
This, most Finns are just docile brainwashed cucks who genuinely think Sweden dindu nuffin and that this Nordicist memery of us being brother nations has existed always, even though it's a mid-20th century invention.

>>66615550
we don't care about you

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>>66615600
Thank God.

why does a belgian take a stone and a match to bed?

the stone is to throw out the light and the match is to check whether the light is really off.

>>66615572
>le fennoman propaganda in every swe-fin thread
How contrived. SAD!

>>66615502
750000 bunkers scattered everywhere
4 official religions but people are seculars
Every city has a dialect and the standard one is just Gjirokastër(city where Enver Hoxha lived)dialect with shittons of loanwords
Drugs everywhere but we can't use them,the government finds them on time and totally doesn't sell them

>>66615444
Try to follow me here: Sweden kept Finland enslaved for hundreds of years. The Swedish people had no part in that. The Finnish people were ruled over by Swedish nobles, exactly like the Swedish people were.

>>66615645
It's the truth. Swedes have their head so high up in the clouds they think their Empire was purely humanitarian in nature.

>>66614906
>joking about means hating
Nobody here hates Ireland apart from a few brit/pol/ edgelords and Ulster-Scots "people"

Also I'd say English people joke about the Welsh (mostly sheep shagger jokes or jokes about their language), Scots (mostly jokes about Scots being stupid, bitter, alcoholic or just making fun of their dialect) and peolple from other regions of England way way more.

>>66615699
That's a retarded allegory, those nobles were still Swedes.

two belgians are sitting at the table with a mirror

the first belgian grabs the mirror, looks at it and says "hey, i know that guy!"

then the second belgian grabs the mirror, looks into it and says "well of course, that's me!"

>>66615692
>750000 bunkers scattered everywhere
How many are abandoned?
Do you live in one?

>>66615703
>"it's the truth"
>t. ukko pakko efterblivinen

Iceland greatest ally

>>66615800
>Swedes have their head so high up in the clouds they think their Empire was purely humanitarian in nature
And you're no different.

>>66615763
They were a completely separate class of people, who were as distant from the Swedish common people as they were from the Finnish. A ruling class that no longer exists, replaced by democracy in both countries.

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>>66615763
He's trying to say that nobles ruled over Finland.
Yeah, the nobles were Swedish, and? If Sweden was ruled by another nation, would you blame the "Swedes" for conquering Finland as well, when it was the people higher up the food chain that made the decision?
It's a "guns don't kill people" analogy, but it's true.
Swedish nobles are hardly a good representation of Swedish people as a whole, especially when Swedes and Finns alike were frowned upon by Swedish nobility. As far as they were concerned, you were the same people speaking a different language.

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>>66615788
Some are houses for Romanis.
Some are abandoned.
And some are museums.

trusting meme maps

wew lad. We don't give a fuck about Spain, that's the foundation of our country.

>>66615952
>We don't give a fuck about Spain is the foundation of your country
see that sounds like you actually do give a fuck about Spain tho

>>66616021
If we gave we would be like Catalonia.

>>66615154
I unironically hate Sweden

And also Denmark.

>>66614906
>Italy
Lol, weren't they the ones who considered themselves least tustworthy in Europe according to some old poll on a memechart?
It's weird cause Italians of /int/ don't have such a self deprecating humour

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>>66614906
>Hungary
>Scotland
what

also, about germans joking about poland and vice versa, we usually joke about ww2 germany in context of occupation and jewish prosecution, while germans joke i believe about current time poles (car stealing etc.)

>>66616272
>It's weird cause Italians of /int/ don't have such a self deprecating humour
>terrone nigger go back to africa
>polentone goatfucker go back to the mountains
sample posts of the typical italian conversation on /int/

>>66616268
I also unironically hate norway

>>66615154
What are some Swedish jokes about Norwegians? I'm genuinely curious

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France and the Netherlands are so obsessed with us

>>66614906
>Hungarians joking about Scotsmen
wat?

>czechs joke about slowvaks and vice versa

>>66616413
Yeah but between Italians. Maybe I feel this way because of the contrast with Brazilians and Russians who are almost bragging about the shittiest aspects of their lives.

>>66616504
Belgie is bestie :3

>>66616272
It's an italian inside joke.
It's not meant for you guys.

>>66616568
it's obvious
>norway-sweden
>russia-ukraine
>poland-germany
>portugal-spain
peoples of same blood and race but different culture separated by arbitrary borders are bound to joke about themselves

>>66614906
You're doing it wrong if you think jokes and banter is hate.

what would be a north america equivalent of op's map?

>>66616401
70% of jokes are about their ugly women and them being thief niggers during ww2

>>66616463
Well they're not really inherently Swedish because, like I said, they're just translated to different languages and don't have a clear origin as far as I know.
Here's an example. Note that the nationalities can be replaced with basically any nationality, and the joke can be translated to different languages and carry the same meaning, so it really isn't a "Swedish" joke.

A German, a Norwegian, a Dane, and a Swede were on a plane when suddenly something went wrong. The plane was going to crash, so everyone was forced to jump out. But there were only 3 parachutes, so the Swede said to the Norwegian:
"You can take my parachute."
The Norwegian said thanks and happily jumped out the plane. The other 2 were very confused.
"Why did you give him your parachute?"
"No worries," the Swede said, "I just gave him the backpack part."

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>>66614906
>Hungary
EXPLAIN

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>>66616634
that's a germanic blood in us

right, brudi?

>>66616463
What do you get if you cut a sheet of paper in half? A Norwegian jigsaw puzzle.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? They couldn't find three wise men.

Why do Norwegians lie on the floor at supermarkets? They're looking for low prices.

You get the point, that's one of the standard formulae.

Greetings. I have never heard a Spaniard make a joke about Portugal or the Portuguese people. Our international jokes mainly feature Frenchmen, Germans and Americans and are rather formulaic, this is, they always start along the lines of "A Frenchman, an American, a German and one Spaniard are on a plane..." and end with the Spaniard either showing some unexpected cunning move/witty comeback or utter naivety bordering on comicality.

>>66616790
yes, polish people are of vandal descent, therefore germanic

>>66616463
my favorite one as a kid

how do you make Norwegian submarine sink? you dive down and knock on the hatch

>>66615448
How do you make 20 Alb*nians get into a car?

You throw in a 2 Euro coin.

>>66615498
Yeah, wtf is going on there? I want to know a joke about scots

>>66616821
These really are rinse and repeat jokes. We make the same ones about Belgians

One day the prime minister of Belgium comes to the Netherlands and tells our king it's been enough. The Belgians want to laugh at the Dutch for once.
So the king says, alright, we'll build a bridge in the desert.
This pleases the Belgians, and they laugh for a week.
After that week, the prime minister returns, and says ''Alright, that was fun, thank you. You can take down the bridge now''
To which our king responds ''We'd love to, but there's 3 Belgians fishing there''

>>66616732
>>66615498
>>66616979
They make tight cunt jokes about scotland like we do

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>>66616865
truly the kangz of central europa

>>66615154
I hate you Sven

>>66616979
The Scots ARE a joke

>>66616939
How does a greek make 20 Albanians get into a car?
He can't because he doesn't have euros,only denbt xDDDDD

>>66617021
>tight cunt jokes
One Hungarian to his bro:
>Hahaha, your gf's cunt is as tight as Scottish girls' cunts xDDD

My feelings towards Sweden are completely neutral. It just is there.

It takes one massive turbo autist to genuinely hate a country like Sweden because /pol/ doesn't like it.

>>66615444
There wasn't anything like Finland back then. Russians invented Finland in 1809.

"Finland" was a natural part of Sweden, Turku as much as Stockholm.

>>66615498
>>66616401
>>66616518
>>66616732
>>66617109
For some reason, Scotts are perceived here as niggardly people, and we have a lot of jokes about that. Idk why, but oy vey.

>>66617109
no a tight cunt is someone who wont spend any money at all

the stereotype about scotland is that theyre tight lazy fat scottish cunts and miserable bastards who are obsessed with social justice and deep fried food

>>66617173
>for some reason
it's because most of us are

>>66617173
yeah you got the jokes from us somehow, one of the main scottish stereotypes is being a tight miserly bastard

>>66617241
Still don't get it how they are so popular here. I mean, we aren't cucked that much by the eternal Anglo.

>>66617143
That's delusional, we both know they didn't perceive Finns who speak, look and act different as their own.

>>66617357
Which was a small irrelevant minority of people.

>>66617318
lol Hungary can't make up their own jokes. They just copy the jokes about a random country they have no relationship or context with

>>66616865
embrace your heritage
real commonwealth when?

>Bosnians joke mostly about Germans
why?

whats with that fucking scotland in the middle of nowhere?

>>66617318
some scots must have gone to hungary and made a lasting impression

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>>66617442
just call it Reichpospolita.
From Pyrenees to Ural mountains.

MY BYLI KONIGI UND SZAJSE

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>>66617428
Yeah, most of us spoke Swedish obviously from the moment we were integrated into their meme empire.

>bosnia surrounded by haters
why

>>66617474
Because that's where they work and when they come back they all laugh at how they fucked their women

>>66617440
>implying we don't have jokes about other countries and couldn't have genuine jokes about Scots

>>66617475
hungary shares our stereotypes about scotland for some reason

>>66617474
idk, but their currency used to be the mark and the became the "convertible mark", looks like there's some relation here

>>66617428
In the Swedish Empire as a whole yes, in Finland no.

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>>66614906
>pic

>>66617544
is that why they hate muslims?

>>66617096
>There was a French, a German, a Greek, and an Albanian, on an airplane.
>German gets bored and proposes to everyone:
>"Let's play a game for fun. Let's throw something, off the plane, that we have in plenty quantities in our countries."
>Everyone agrees.
>French goes first.
>He throws a bottle of wine off the plane.
>German's turn is up.
>He throws a stack of Euros off the plane
>Greek's turn is up.
>He stares at the Albanian.
>And the Albanian replies to him:
>"Don't do anything silly, mate."

>>66617671
Lmao that had me laughing for minute.Literally lol

>>66617623
hungary is the OG england

I hate albanians so goddamn much

>>66617872
>This

>>66617599
Yes but who cares about peasants? They would have no part in these political questions as anyone important spoke Swedish.

Announcement in Macedonian bookshop:
>Due to the shortage of the book "History of Macedonia", you can now receive it via SMS!

>>66615444
Finland didn't even exist until it became part of the Swedish kingdom. We brought civilisation and infrastructure to you, and before Finland was lost, it's population was all considered Swedes. All the Swede hate in modern day Finland is the result of Russian propaganda.

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>>66618016
>All the Swede hate in modern day Finland is the result of Russian propaganda

>>66617599
>Outside the political sphere, however, the peasants were considered at the bottom of the social order—just above vagabonds. The upper classes looked down on them as excessively prone to drunkenness and laziness, as clannish and untrustworthy, and especially as lacking honor and a sense of national spirit. This disdain dramatically changed in the 19th century when everyone idealised the peasant as the true carrier of Finnishness and the national ethos, as opposed to the Swedish-speaking elites.
We all know subhumans can't into birth control.

>>66617937
What the fuck does that have to do with how they saw us as a people? A few cucks who switched to Swedish aren't representative of Finland in its entirety.

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>>66615692
>1 bunker for every 4 people
This will never stop being funny

>>66618260
Just like the Swedish ruling class of centuries past aren't representative of the Swedish people of today.

>>66617968
What's the shortest Bulgarian joke?
The Macedonian people.

>>66618260
There wasn't anything like Finland though as the ones who spoke Finnish were just lowly peasants. They had no art, no culture, no identity etc. All that was fabricated in the 19th century to fight against Russianization.

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>>66618379

we have 10000 jokes and 9999 of those are about ourselves
1 is about le gaygreeks being gay

>>66618340
It certainly won't

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>>66617902

>tfw will never be a turk telling grease to pay denbts while fucking my 12-yo loli wife

>>66618462
(((ALBANIAN)))

>>66617968
Kek, we have something similar with Slovakia.

>>66618608
Felvidék* amirite :)

>>66618397
>They had no art, no culture, no identity etc
Svecoman propaganda

http://www.kaltio.fi/vanhat/index43ec.html?81

>>66616790
>that Austro-Hungarian MILF porn empire

>>66619488
Mature you mean? And they don't corelate

>Estonians make fun of Finland
I thought Estonians were bros

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>>66618644

>>66616790
>all that hentai in south america
why

>>66619881
Гeт дaт кoнтpибaл шит oyтa мaј фeјc

>>66618016
yesyes, swedes dindu nuffin, it was pure humanitarianism that drove them
>Finland didn't even exist
>We brought civilization and infrastructure
>its population was considered Swedes
All lies

>>66614906
>Belgium
kek
>Sweden
top kek
>Bosnia
maximum kek

>Moldavia
What gives? I thought they are basically an even poorer version of Romania?

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>>66615703
Only weak losers are whining about humanitarian shit.
Are you one of those who call humanitarian issues bullshit when it comes to 3rd world countries but blame Sweden and Russia for oppression in the next sentence.
Your kind of parasites couldn't survive for a week without humanitarian aid called public services and social benefits.
Just kill yourself fucking pussy.

>>66614906
If the country you joke about jokes about you too you should probably be combined

>>66623353
What the fuck does that have to do with anything you dense moron?
>Only weak losers are whining about humanitarian shit.
What are you even trying to say here? That I said that Swedes should've been more benevolent towards us (which I never did)?

My point was that no empire in history has been like Swedes make theirs out to be, they're practically claiming that all they did during that era were unselfish acts to benefit their subjects which is horseshit of the highest caliber.

>>66616979
>Venice
>An English merchant bumps into one of his former Scottish schoolmates:
>"What brought you here, lad?" asks the Englishman.
>"I'm spending my honeymoon here" says the Scotsman.
>"And where is your wife?"
>"She's already seen Venice, so she stayed in Scotland"

>The Scotsman is packing books off from the shelves and into a box. His wife asks him:
>"What are you doing?"
>"The McDermots are coming to dinner."
>"And so what? Do you think they would steal the books?"
>"No. I'm afraid they will recognize them."

>Scottish men started to wear kilt because women were free to attend the football matches.

>Somebody asks the Scotman why did he buy a lipstick for his wife.
>"Because I get it back in small portions from her."

>"Did you get my last letter?" asks the Scotsman his little brother.
>"The one in which you ask me for ten pounds?"
>"Yeah, that's the one."
>"No, I haven't received it."

>"Grandfather, do you still have any teeth left?" asks the little McDonald from his grandfather.
>"Haven't got a single one, my dear boy."
>"Then would you please hold on to my chewing gums until I come back from football?"

>>66617671

>Albanian replies

Immersion ruined. Everyone knows albanians cannot speak. They're not human.

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>>66614906
everyone likes us :^)

>>66625499
Its weird that Hungary has the same stereotypes about Scots as we do yet no other country does

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>>66626142
better version :^)

>>66615869
>Trying to reason with people here

>>66626080
R00d

i swear its just that one finn posting the same shit in every thread

>>66625411
Who cares about the motives? What matters is the results. And the result was a civilized Finland.