Moving to Switzerland

>>66614006
Switzerland is not as good as you think frenchbro. Swiss people are very rude and hate every non-swiss. It's a living hell for immigrants.

I recommend you move to Germany, it's much better there.

Fuck off we're full

>>66614640
>It's a living hell for immigrants

Blatantly false.

>>66614640
Not OP but I'd like to do an internship as a med student in Lausanne. Will I be well welcomed if I act like a normal guy? I have a name who sound a little bit Swiss if that matter.

>>66614640
>>66614719
Where the fuck do you hang around? Or do you just lurk in case these threads are made to tell people to fuck off?

Leave Switzerland alone unless you are very wealthy and plan on dumping money into their economy.

>>66614835
Forgot to mention that I live in Lyon, again if that matter.

Don't move to Switzerland unless you're very rich and possibly famous. Or, alternatively, if you're a nazi war criminal.

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>>66614835
I thought my message was clear in my original post, but here you have it again:

GTFO OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FILTHY SHITSKIN WE ARE FULL REEEE

>>66614640
Aber die Schweiz ist besser in jeder Hinsicht. Ich bin kein Franzose und ich denke, dass ich gut integrieren könnte.

>>66614835
You will not be welcomed unless you're rich. Only rich foreigners are allowed to live in Switzerland.

>>66615139
You are probably just an immigrant moving to Switzerland, just like 99 % of Switzerland's residents.

>>66615143
RAUS!

>>66615139
Ich bin ein weißer Europäer mit blaue Augen...

>>66614640
>It's a living hell for immigrants.
You're all immigrants with shitty accents

just make like a mexican and border hop


bam, you win

>>66614640


>Swiss people are very rude and hate every non-swiss.

Good! We already have two things in common.

>>66614719
>>66615277
>>66615139
Hell, Swiss are cute when they try to be rude

I WANT TO HUG A SWISS <3

>>66615313
Ist mir egal Jean-Pierre. Franzosen sind schlimmer als Schwarze und fast so schlimm wie Albaner. Ich werde persönlich dafür sorgen, dass du hier nicht reinkommst.

>>66614640
>It's a living hell for immigrants.
kek

>>66614640
i lived in switzerland (near montreux and vevey) when I was p young
the swiss hate children, if your kid makes so much as a peep during dinner at a restaurant, the entire place gives your family a dirty look
you aren't allowed to flush your toliet like after 10pm in an apartment
my dad's coworker was coughing and sneezing and his apartment neighbor came over. "You sound sick, you should see a doctor." Coworker was like "nah, i'll be fine, I just need a few days." Swiss guy said "no, you need to see a doctor NOW."
I'm p sure living there gave me mild autismo

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Swiss are very nice people who especially like muslims, unlike Germans. So if you are Muslim just go there and not to Germany.

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>>66615620
Schweinhund

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>>66616601
>Zahnpasta

>>66614640
>Swiss people are very rude and hate every non-swiss

this is actually true in my experience, but I can't blame them because I also hate every non-German

>>66616695
>in b4 medpahkungerererereererereerreereereere we need mo money fo dem refugee programs

>>66616765
slovenia is a fucking gypsy shithole

>>66616786
>oh no a retardaryan who will never achieve anything is insulting me, I better go cry
Also the real shithole for gypsies is your mom's butthole on Wednesday when anal is 2 for 1

>>66616765
>see Slovenian flag
>think of the Slovenian girl I met in London who I loved, but was too spergy to ask her out
>cry

Everytime

im going to switzerland what the FUCK are u medpacks gonna do about it ahahaha

>>66616922
I always thought stuff like that would be easier abroad because you give less of a fuck and being a foreigner makes you more appealing.

>>66616971
I assume you only speak (wrong) English because you are American, so they will probably just ignore you.

Stay on the romand part

Don't. You will have to move away after some years, it is a waste of time. A nice waste of time, but still a waste of time.

>>66618056
>A nice waste of time, but still a waste of time.

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>>66615922
>you aren't allowed to flush your toliet like after 10pm in an apartment
but what if you need to poo

more like shitzerland haha

Sure you're welcome, I can't distinguish between Romands and French anyway. Though I hear they hate the French, probably because in truth there's no difference.

>>66619563
Stomp it down the showerdrain

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>>66620773
>they hate the French

Romands or Swiss in general ?

>tfw the whole world hates us

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>tfw dating a qt 9/10 swiss girl
It feels like I've won life, lads.