That time we took potatoes from the Irish and they forgot how to fish edition
gas the craigs lads
Thanks a lot for giving us plastic paddies.
Trump is the reddit candidate
anime
earl grey or green tea?
feel like a wank but my willy's really not into it
earl grey every time
30 litres
>>66613660
Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea is the only acceptable choice
>>66613669
ritalin mentioned
>Some spuds go a tad smelly
>Millions die screaming in agony, cursing the Anglo
Ah yes, the Irish
drake and josh stuck in the treehouse
lovely little choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t_Bu3bBU3Q
>>66613685
wish i had some ritalin but i snorted it all a few months back
>>66613643
>hehe, yeah I find the potato famine funny.... guess that's just my fucked up sense of humour bro hehe
>>66613681
>Lipton
FOY
>>66613643
This desu
How can some people in NI still want to be part of Britain when we literally genocided them?
>>66613721
>pills
>up your nose
shiggy
they have so much binder in them
clownfish is here lads
>>66613744
Getting the RSPCA onto you lad
30 litres is NOT enough for any living animal
Honestly can't wait until the us election to go see all the yank butthurt on /pol/
>wake up
>read the news
>people talking about US elections
>drive to uni with the radio on
>people talking about US elections
>get to uni
>people talking about US elections
>go to work
>people talking about US elections
>come home
>family talking about US elections
>go on the internet
>people talking about US elections
>read a book
>about US elections
>go to sleep
>people talking about US elections
hello i am heer
>>66613723
>seize by the the means of reproduction
ah yes
>>66613782
go back to england you filthy aussie
>>66613727
Patrick O'Rasheed
>>66613772
3 0
0
>>66613782
1 fish to a gallon silly
>>66613779
pics?
>>66613787
It will be a chimpout for the ages.
Reminder that /pol/ is NEVER right.
>>66613826
haha nice bro. I love sickipedia!
>>66613723
wow such dank
setiously leaf guy, how would you say grab em by the pussy in Canadian?
>>66613660
what flag is this?
ipad wont lemme know
need halp
>>66613679
>>66613680
>>66613727
shut up Lipton
>>66613791
less than two weeks lad
then we are free
to talk about the result for another month or so
reminder ireland had the last laugh when brave virile ira members molested this welsh lad and killed his da
>>66613859
fuck off durdu
>>66613772
they were usually richer so it didnt affect them
it only affected the poor
el haitiANO
>>66613849
10
gallons
tropical
>>66613772
Northern Ireland came out pretty well.
>>66613660
earl grey mate
no question
Imagine the kind of person who gets legitimately upset on /brit/ over jokes about people dying 100s of years ago.
>>66613841
Rate my blades, lads.
>>66613863
no his dad molested him so the ra killed him for being a pedo
not really sure why the aussie is upset
>>66613859
faroe islands (rightful english clay)
Christmas in 7 weeks
wonder if stefan molyneux is related to peter molyneux
he even looks like him a bit
>>66613859
>Islamic """"culture""""
Pakis ruin even online Britain.
>>66613930
bit gay
>>66613930
Earl grey tastes like shit
>>66613930
euphoric/10
>>66613918
imagine getting upset over a bit of banter?
need to order a halloween costume
not sure what to be lads
when life gets you down, just remember that 100 years from now you'll be worm food.
The Scottish think they have wealth Lmfao
Why does he think I am the 30 litres guy?
Be nice :(
>>66613772
Do they not teach history in Britain anymore?
>>66613909
Earl Grey is shit tier tea
Keep flowers in the garden not in my tea
Only acceptable tea is English Breakfast
>>66613941
yeah he is haha or at least he says he is
peter molyneux was a shitcunt though
>>66613918
you seem like the type of lad that gets at Irish people making IRA jokes
>>66613981
You know which to get
alri (((kids)))
>>66614001
meant william molyneux my bad
>>66613998
I like a bit of english breakfast but nothing can beat earl grey
>>66613643
just what a redditor would say to get >le contrarian shit going
>>66613854
>never right
>Brexit
My god, are muslims really this worked up about who retards elect an Ocean away?
>>66613998
Yes I agree
Very good taste
>>66614038
I'm sure he'll still be full of sympathy for these ""refugee"" """"""children""""" when they join his daughters class
>>66613986
sorry thought you was someone else
>>66613983
me in the back of his profile pic
>>66613930
mallninja tier
>any kind of tea
>not coffee
>>66614077
>implying his kids arent in fee public schools
the rich dont care about immigrants because they arent affected by them
don't drop that pickle pee
Getting on the train
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>66614122
now this is an unexpected post
been unemployed going on 2 years fml
eating a cup of porridge haha
>>66614077
I don't think he has any daughters m8
>>66614136
Me in the orange
wish i had an office sized printer/copier in my house lads . imagine the fun
exeter>torquay>tiverton>barnstable>newton abbot>ivybridge>(((plymouth)))
the jee-eff
>>66614136
ah yes first great western
>>66614203
need a not ugly gf desu haha
>>66613934
give biscuits first
where do you stash your drugs /brit/?
I keep mine in the box for Another World on the megadrive
>>66614136
Ah yes, you appear to be getting on a Mark 3 coach, with a Class 43 at the head and tail of the train
very impressive
very impressive indeed
BUT, you have made one very silly mistake. A silly mistake indeed. You see, the livery on there is the livery of First Great Western, a TOC (train operating company) which no longer exists
That leads me to believe that this picture is in fact, not yours
>>66613934
Anon... Most of Earth is rightful British clay.
>>66613934
thanks mate, nice looking flag though
>>66613930
wow so beautiful
will sell kidney for one
what is it?
>>66613948
your welcome
and you guys say we hate trannys
>dooobeeedooobeeedoooooo bag o' taytos. feckin' bejesus!
>>66613930
the only blade I need is my sharp pen, nothing like some vitriolic books makes populist cower in fear
>tfw existential crisis
>>66614203
>tfw no GF
>>66614298
Just b urself lad
business idea: nordic uk
>>66614274
Pretty sure Mongolia was part of China when we were at war
>>66614306
worst characters
best music
pleb-tier combat system
best GFs
best environment
>>66614278
You are very advanced at pedophilia as well, only the edgiest SJW's are only just taking up this cause in the USA now.
>>66614335
terrible idea
what do you think I pay you for?
>>66614311
get oot ya bloody mountain jew
*shakes fist*
can't seem to relax today lads
dismantling the populist dogma as we speak
Some kids called me names as they rode by on thier bikes today
Very rude
Having MPs deal with front line customer enquiries half their week is crazy and wouldn't happen in any other organisation
>>66614335
already exists
it's called yorkshire
>>66614353
The characters in 10 were worse
9 had better music
otherwise yes
The state of her
>>66614367
Make me
>>66614416
Rasheed
>>66614416
>what is shetland and orkney
crazy day las, me n my m8 drove past some runt on our bikes and called him a knobhead haha what a life
>>66614424
I'd still smash
>>66614450
statistically not
>>66614451
them too
they also have nordic crosses iirc
sigh
bit drunk lads
>>66614458
>pounds
good bait
redpill me on shangrila
>>66614421
9 had some great tunes you're right, the black mages village theme was class
>>66613609
>we
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>anon. anon. i've wet the bed again. sorry.
>>66614298
wow same with every other mong with a decent basis of education
redpill me on mayonnaise
>Ask 8/10 for a coffee
>She brings along her friend
This was yesterday
>She goes to same society
>She hasn't text back or anything
I now have to see her again for like 2 hours
Absolute STATE of my life
dumb phoneposters
Just drew this in MS Paint
>>66614559
Literally Jew: The Condiment
>>66614458
BTFO!!!!
what's this obsession with george soros?
>>66614584
ah yes
yesety yesety yes
pirate scumbags
asked my ex-oneitus to wingwoman me
shall be cool
>>66614584
Ah yes, the usual subtlety we've come to expect from Garrison
>>66614584
are ben's having quite the meltdown, isnt he
thank god people have woke up about neo-conservatism
now we need to slay the neo-liberalism beast
>>66614559
The patrician choice for fries.
>>66614584
>mfw if California goes red
>>66614557
then it's an extra layer tonight young lady
>>66614637
>fries
foy
>>66614584
>muh good vs bad
when will you sheeple wake up
should i just go as a skeleton for halloween
>>66614630
neo-cons and neo-libs are the same
>>66614613
>>66614644
PLEASE GOD LET IT BE
>>66614644
Yeah but that's obviously not happening
>>66614507
we do use pounds as in weight though you fucking mong
she wants a man from brum
>california
>red
>texas
>in plau
>>66614666
What's the British word that I won't be using? Chips, crisps?
>>66614559
its nice
doing a think
>>66614680
no neo-liberalism is an economic doctrine
neo-conservatism has more elements including foreign policy
>>66614685
You people speak the simplified version
just imagine being part of the populist vermin for a minute
>>66614713
chips
if everything you fry is called fries then my bollocks are going to be fries tonight
Is fake it till you make it legit?
why are the french so intelligent, attractive and brilliant?
>>66614733
On my honour, we do not.
>>66614733
Only western """""Canadians"""""
>tfw no ntelligent, attractive and brilliant french bf
/brit/, this is your only warning: stay away from my darling camel blossom Agatha or feel the cold sting of my scimitar
hmm...
>>66614458
>>66614614
only in common parlance not officially
A month ago you didn't wanna know...
>>66614766
pierre
>>66614788
good map
pure coincidence
remember when I thought her liking my old profile picture meant something?
kek.
Did you know:
The Irish hating Aussie is a Welsh lad who's da was killed by the IRA
Lmao
Birmingham Piss Troll.
There is a nightclub called Subway City in Birmingham, UK (think it's called Tunnel Club now) which is next to a canal bridge.
After coming out of the club a bit too drunk, some people decide to take a piss off the side of this bridge.
When this happens, a man emerges from the shadows below. He stands under the waterfall of urine and lets it wash over him.
Many have claimed to have pissed on him and more have claimed to have seen him scuttle off into the night under the bridge.
The club isn't as popular as it used to be so I'm not sure what has happened to the piss troll, but I'm sure he continues to touch the hearts and minds of Birmingham in his own special way.
>>66614873
>that image
fucking kek tbqhwy
>>66614907
thats sad if true
>>66614907
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
about to do my oral exam
how old do i look? 19?
>>66614692
they are close in California
I don't see it happening either but unless Hillary can pull her voters out to actually vote I think Trump will embarrass her with a very close race there.
on the other hand if Trump really gets his voters crazy and voting in droves (as they are in other states) you could see the total mobilization of the Californian suburbs and other areas full of traditional non-voters/lax voters.
I just want it to happen for the utter shitstorm it will cause, reckon California will break out into civil war if that happened
>>66614907
1. I'm not Welsh
2. It was an uncle
things i don't care about: oligarchs, merchants, aristocrats, landlords, capitalists, racists, religious "people", the bourgeousie
>>66614766
Wish I knew. Then I could be intelligent, attractive and brilliant too.
>>66614788
Such a sad and desperate meme
>W-were b-b-british guys j-just like you!!
could educate every runt in this thread
>>66614963
Why was he killed?
Are you Australian or English?
>>66614963
why did your uncle get kiled by them?
>>66614924
Used to go to this club when I was 16 as it was the only place that didn't ask for ID
Never heard of this urban legend though
things I do care about: logic, reason, facts, radical centrism, culling populists
>>66614971
>Frenchman
>Thinks he has right to say anything
Fuck off
>>66614960
>they are close in California
No they're not
Stop talking complete and utter shite
>>66614788
good lad
t. went to NL and NS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
business idea: as if id tell you lol
>>66615040
God is my right.
what would Yank PMQs be like
>>66615040
>Finn
>Thinks he is not part of Russia
Do one you cunt.
>>66614963
Laughing at you right now, it's a shame they didn't blow your da to smithereens so you wouldn't of been born you vile waste of space
>>66615017
Dad was born in Northern Ireland, mum was born in England
He was killed, that's all I'm ever going to say. Anything more and one of you runts will go digging through victim lists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eamn8EArBVs
enlarging the old pineal gland
>>66615083
Really boring
>>66614956
Shave your face
>british
>thinks he is not a member of the human race
was it america starting the Iraq war that fucked up the middle east this time?
is this true??
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/brexiters-struggling-to-think-of-anyone-they-like-20161026115993
Candid pic of the aussies uncle before being rightfully executed
>this time in 24 days I'll have landed in Bratislava all on my own and left to survive in the continent for 2 weeks
getting a bit scared now desu
>>66615046
in early voting
Hillary is just barely ahead
>>66615135
please don't be mean
>>66615149
teaching english ?
if bremainers hate brexit so much, why don't they simply leave? they clearly want to be european rather than british. they can all fuck off to austria or something
>>66615131
>implying it's ever been not fucked in the last 30 years
>>66614996
>if you're british and more abroad you're no longer british
ahh yes
>>66615179
no lmao doing a eurorail
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
>>66615135
>>66615178
sorry meant this one
>>66615169
>>66615046
>>66614960
>results from early voting
WHERE
>>66615195
>trying to fit in this hard
>>66615149
you'll love it mate
bratislava is superb and seeing a city by yourself is a great experience, very meditative
>>66615195
if brexiteers hate the european union so much, why don't they just leave? they clearly want to be american rather than european, they can all fuck off to australia or something
>>66615222
Edgy one aren't you?
>>66615201
These Canadians haven't spent a day in Britain you prick
>>66615232
this, yanks should sod off
wish our polling stations gave out those I VOTED stickers :(
>>66615200
You can up that to thousands, ME has been a non-stop centre of conflict for thousands of years.
can't think of any better banter than a arse ravaged bender who DECADES later is still upset over his uncle :'(( being rightfully exterminated
and ALL he can do is whinge and moan about it on a japanese anime forum for virgins
Lads, we all die one day.
>>66615135
>loyalists killed more loyalists than republicans
>>66615255
Australia and the US are extremely difficult to get into.
They're the opposite of the UK.
>>66615255
>australia
>american
>>66615262
blood > birth place you paki
>>66615256
chat shit get banged
Be happy you live half the world away so you dont have to see nordies beng outbred by the Celt
How is Britain gonna stop the EU Army?
>>66615280
bet his uncle asked for it
tried to grill a shrimp with an irish flag or something lmao
>>66615169
Yeah but that's bollocks
Try leaving the breitbart pol echo chamber for once in your life
>>66615231
There are no "results" from early voting but Hillary is looking stronger from absentee ball requests
>>66615314
>eu army
>a bad thing
>>66615222
desu if i got killed by a girl i'd probably die with a boner
she wants a man from enfield service station
Not in the mood to get into a shit-slinging match with the mentally deficient, another time maybe
>>66615267
Sausage sandwich > stickers
Ah yes
>>66614136
I don't get it?
What's wrong?
>if brexiteers hate the european union so much, why don't they just leave?
>>66615374
should have asked her to drinks lad
Why do you all act so smart and confident on here when everyone knows most of you are self conscious virgins IRL that can barely string a sentence together in public??
>>66615361
Go see if I can get some food
>>66615272
not really accurate is it, the middle east has been particularly fucked since the end of the cold war
it was relatively stable before then
>>66615314
Just like last time
>>66615374
ask her her number you absolute autist
are jez
>>>/diy/1057403
lads diy is really fucking cool
>>66615414
answering your own question 2bh
potato famine
>>66615405
kek
have more dodger
>>66615414
>self conscious virgins IRL that can barely string a sentence together in public?
me
>>66615326
>requests
not in actual ballots cast however, unless you're assuming that a good chunk of those republican ballots are voting Hillary, which I doubt.
>>66615369
wonder if there's a porn parody of the x files called the sex files
why am i even wondering that, of course there is
>>66615439
don't get in my safe space ever again
>>66615434
janitor were are you
>>66615374
that's just rude
>>66615437
such an inspiration
I can see why today's ethnic youths will vote for him!
>>66615420
Getting bombed the shit out of while Russia spills tons of blood and America takes years to gear up because "let's be Neutral xD" folk keep interfering?
>>66615439
>not going on other boards
White people are very weird
>>66615425
I have it you spastic, how the fuck do you think I messaged her?
right who's the first to get HEEMED
form a queue
Going to a polish restaurant lmao
>>66615414
sounds like a projection
>>66615437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng
>>66615369
>ES
>>66615350
how would it be funded? who would be in it? why do you need it? how/where would you get the military tech and weapons? would there be forced conscription? draft?
i think you're better off being protected by my tax dollars
>>66615439
>>>/diy/1057944
and thats it?
>>66615501
just trust me ok it's a great ice-breaker
then you ask her what her name is
>>66615460
>registered Republicans held a lead of 2,641 returned ballots over registered Democrats, or a lead of 4.7 percentage point lead among all returned ballots. Then in-person early voting started, and 385,410 voters cast ballots in-person by the end of Saturday. The number of registered Democrats voting increased dramatically, and they jumped into a lead of 80,303 returned ballots over Republicans by the end of Saturday, or a 13.9 percentage point lead among all returned ballots.
>One other straw in the wind worth noting comes from the very blue state of California, where one analysis shows Latino early voting up 45 percent as compared to 2016. If that is accurate, it could reflect surprisingly high Latino turnout not only in California but elsewhere, and show a Trump effect of energizing the Democratic base.
>>66615439
guessing it's the same bunker anon who has posted here (this board) a couple times
>>66615526
classic
he's like that maths teacher you had in secondary school who could never control his classes and always had to get another teacher to come in and tell you all to pack it in
he dresses like him too
>>66615537
>how would it be funded?
white people's tax money
>who would be in it?
white youth
>why do you need it?
to send them off to die in the middle east and Ukraine so Mehmet can have their home
Imagine being American.
All of your elections are practically Tories or UKIP.
Super jelly
>>66615420
>we
literally all America and Russia you melt
>>66615552
>>66615439
>>66615591
Yeah the swede bunker guy used to post on /int/ a few years back
He bought it from a military sale or something, pretty cool
>>66615537
>how would it be funded
budget of the eu
>why do you need it
self defence and independent foreign policy
>how would you get the military tech and weapons
the normal ways
>would there be forced conscription
no
>draft
maybe if there was a world war on or something but probably not no
aruntsayswhat
>>66615526
me on the right behind him
>>66615418
>relatively stable
kek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_modern_conflicts_in_the_Middle_East
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_the_Near_East
>>66615633
just because you were (((neutral))) doesn't mean the rest of the british empire wasn't you absolute bender
>ywn make loads of money from an online casino thing and buy a fuck-huge bunker/cave system and renovate it
>>66615652
assuming the EU could build a significant army(which i think would be at great cost to its already strained economy), i don't think the people of europe could unite under one banner. i think there's too much in-fighting between european countries.
lads
LADS
she cancelled on me again
got myself addicted to tea lads
>>66615722
IRA actually worked with the Nazis 2bqh
>>66615734
>ywn explore a massive dark bunker complex reminiscent of house of leaves
FUCK
I want to fuck a woman lads
>>66615734
What could you even do in that. CAn it be drained?
>>66615787
>>66615827
I'd release fish and turn it into a pond
>>66615691
just for reference:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_Europe#20th_century
the vast majority of war deaths over the last 200 years have been european powers fighting each other
>>66613930
Autism/10
>>66619574
>replying to a two hour old post
>>66614357
No way that's real
>>66619819
I try to read every post when I open a thread. Or else I'd have missed many juicy bits and important information