/cum/

Teddy

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I just want you all to know that I will love you all forever.

>>66603267
you aint seen nothing yet

life can be quite frightening bros

ive seen some shit you wouldnt believe bros

>>66603645
obama is that you?

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>>66603250
how /fa/ is your regional police uniform?

>>66603718
heil

it's 3 am, i'm thirsty/kinda hungry and not really tired even though I have class at 10. Don't have much in the house, should I take a leisurely drive to some place that's open 24/7?

bored as HECK buds

>>66603727
imagine if Nazism spawned within the british empire

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>>66603718

>>66603738
>buds
i feel more comfortable with you, now that i know we share similar dialect.
i wouldn't recommend it because any mentally/physically demanding situation such as leaving the home for foods at this time will at least keep you up for another couple hours, and you'll either miss your cass or have a miserably exhausting day
if you do plan to stay up, buy two coffees
>one with whatever cream or sugar
>one black
drink first one right away, then leave second until ~6 or 7am
>>66603779
they look like postal workers lmao
then again, having authority uniforms in aesthetic uniforms doesn't really work out well for you lads

>>66603821
*authority figures in aesthetic uniforms

fug

Goedemorgen!

>>66603852
hoe gaat het, mijn vriend?

>>66603852
your nation doesn't have much free land but it uses land extremely well
how long do you estimate until the entire north sea is polder'd

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Why are french people so terrible at monster hunter

>monte
>fall off
>monte
Fall off

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>>66603821
It's not like most people would repsect the police here anymore anyways. Personally I still think our uniform looks better than bavarias, but I think they changed their design so that it looks like ours now.

>>66603744
That would probably need a totally different outcome in the interwar period or something on that scale like the commies winning the war of 1919-20.

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>>66603937
green uniform masterrace

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>>66603865
Wel goed, beetje moe, met jou?

>>66603893
We have some lakes to drain first, but that's not happening anytime soon i think.
The port of Rotterdam is being enlarged into the north sea, however.(pic related)

>>66603942
I'd say it could've happened, but with the same ww1 outcome
as far as i know, the british family themselves had relatively no issue with the majority of nazi ideology, the only issue was between the elected officials and the nazi's parties "absorb everything and turn it german" foreign policy
if there was a sort of communist revolution or some similar ideological revolution in the early thrities before hitler was fully established but yet semi-legitimized, the royal family may have sheltered them and would be more than likely still opposed to germany
with this in mind, plus the loss of control over many of britain's non white colonies due to crushing war debts, they may have picked up similar ideologies to the nazis
then again im just rambling after being awake far too long
>>66603937
wew, looks latin american tier
>>66604041
oh neat, you guys are truly the weirdest sometimes but in an interesting and respectable way

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>>66604041
>>66603893
Better pic

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>>66603718
We don't have regional police, they all look like this.

>>66604084
>broke, wartorn impoverished low countries during the renaissance
>"why the fuck is everything shitty, doesn't god love us or something"
>"yeah dude, what the fuck"
>"hey, i know how we can get back at em, how about we turn sea into... farmland"
>"....DUDE"
>>66604137
they seem to have the outfit of a nightime airport outdoor security guard, and the hats of a mediocre energy company
not too bad though

the happy hole in my heart is turning my insides out

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>>66604074
the italian carabinieri are stylish as fuck, they even drive bad ass cars.

>>66603980
green is mainly used by our military forces nowdays.

>>66604265
pretty top tier, are they police for certain rich city districts or for politicians?

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>>66604315

I think they are something like a militarized police. Everytime I'm in italy I see them in various places, so I guess they work for all people everywhere. The normal polizia has a different training if I understood everything correctly.

>>66604393
thic

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>>66604196
Reminds me saying that goes ''God created the earth, but the Dutch created the Netherlands''

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>>66603250

>>66604513
thats pretty awesome ngl, i remember seeing map porn where all of Markermeer/IJsselmeer was polder'd, leaving only canals to access the necessary coastal cities from the north sea

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>>66603718
>VT

ok

never knew the bible taught that we're in hell right now well shit maybe it's worth reading then

>trump says he'll self fund his campaign
>isn't self funding
>didn't even spend 100 mil on it when most campaigns spend well over 1 bil
What did he mean by this?

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Good morning

do canadians shitpost irl?

what the fuck did I even do to deserve such a miserable life
I didn't do a fucking thing I was just thrown into it without my consent. What the hell? That's fucking ridiculous. Suicide is the only viable solution. The only winning move is to not play such an absolutely repulsive, bullshit horseshit and RETARDED game.

are hollywood movies true about this. do you go to field trips in school alot ?

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What is resonating in us in answer to the harmonized noise? And turns it for us into the source of great delight. And unites us, and shakes us? What is its purpose? And, above all, for whom? You will say: for nothing, and for nobody, just so. Unselfish. Though it's not so. Perhaps, for everything, in the end, has its own meaning. Both the meaning and the cause.
https://youtu.be/xJPjJ2UGmT0

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Cat killed a snake and bit its head off.
Then he decided to bring it onto my bed and play with it like a toy.

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>>66603305

I have severe mental issue

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>>66609074
>pic related

>>66609074
>>66611515
>pic related

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>>66611554
Forgot my image hurr durr

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>>66611515
>>66611585
>put up these posters around campus
>create FB groups
>shitskins and SJW's start getting angry
>"dis nod allowd!" DDD:
>White people see it, start getting angry
>"Why Brun peoble ged studend union bud nod us?"

trolls face when

>>66611490
Perhaps you do. Perhaps you don't.
It is subjective. No?

>>66611808
liturally did not read or even look at that post

>>66611783
both

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>making a smuggie meme with the text this fucked up

>>66611939
lil bootie swag

https://vid.me/baP0

buy the book

fuck ontario desu

How do I get a bigger chest?

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>>66611901
You know what is objective severe mental issue? Man in insane asylum, bound to chair, frothing at mouth. That is a severe mental issue.
Here it is not so severe, just uncommon.

canadian shitposters should be banned
make canadian posters great again

non chicano posters should be banned
make the north americas great again

non whites should be banned
make canada and usa great again

chicanos should be shot
make america great again

whites should be banned
make mexico and america great again

>>66612521
>canadian shitposters
redundant

mexicans should be gassed
make north america great again

I'm gonna be visting Calgary in a month or so
what should I do there mapleniggers

>>66612651
>tfw mexicans mow lawns for dirt cheap and do shitty farm jobs for dirt cheap
based

>>66612742
>t. chicano

>>66612720
its houston but they use canadian money weirdly enough

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>>66612720
Mostly be cold because it's almost Winter.

>>66611808
tl;dr
Liberals are bad at smuggies.

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do you like anime?

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>>66613278
what the fuck else would i be doing here

Jordan or Nike Air?

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Can mcmuffin do it lads?

>>66613474
Jordans
Anime or Video Games?

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>>66612651
MAKE AMERICA BREED AGAIN!

>>66613556
Video Games
but Ghost in the Shell is Ghost in the Shell

>>66613543
Trump turning red states blue.

He said he would make certain states competitive right?

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>>66613543
>Hillary doesn't get enough Electoral college votes
>Trump doesn't get enough Electoral college
votes
>McMormon wins Utah
>Congress then votes for the winner
>Establishment Republicans then vote for McMormon

This is his only viable option.

>>66613590
Or you could just stop shooting each other for like one day

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>tfw I have great ideas for the country, but no one will listen

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>>66614069
>great ideas
>some retard on a Bhutanese laptop recycling forum
>implying

Let me hear them

>police enforce US law which is decided by corrupt politicians while ISIS enforces Sharia law which is decided by God
>police complain about how hard their job is while ISIS sacrifices their lives for their beliefs
>both kill people who don't succumb to their threats
>both are in it for power (although the police have an inferiority complex while ISIS legitimately wants to make the world a better place)
But, this will be ignored, because "muh niggars."

>>66614192
I propose that instead of voting for one person, we should rank them from who we like best to who we like least. The candidate who has the least amount of votes is eliminated and their voters' second option is thus moved to a different candidate until there is only one candidate remaining.

>>66610429
sick kitty

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>>66614403
>Hillary gets 46% of the popular vote
>Trump gets 45% of the popular vote
>Johnson gets 4% of the popular vote
>Stein gets 1% of the popular vote
>Others/spoilt ballots make up the rest

>Others get eliminated

>Stein gets eliminated

>Johnson gets eliminated

>Trump or Hillary wins

Seems like this just makes 3rd party candidates even more irrelevant.

>>66614736
Why would someone vote Republican or Democrat as their main choice?

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>>66614772
Well considering they still do this overwhelmingly, I guess it would have to be your country generally doesn't like third parties.

>be American
>half the country doesn't even think you need more than two choices
>""""democracy""""

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>tasty foods make you fat and unhealthy
>disgusting foods make you nice looking and healthy
Why is this allowed?

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And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

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>calls self white
>doesnt have green eyes
>doesnt have freckles

>>66615157
t. Patrick McOyren

>>66615138
Do you think novorussia should be allowed to be its own country, or join Russia?

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>>66615075
Humans evolved to crave critical nutrients that are relatively uncommon in nature, such as salt and sugar.

Now these things are common and we eat them without needing them.

>>66615191
t. Jamal Odongo

>>66615226
t. Juan Ramirez

>""""""""Henry""""""""

Why?

>>66615033
I think most people don't even realize there are more than 2 parties, and this won't go away over night. It will, however, go away over time so long as we introduce the new system.

>>66615157
>>66615191
>>66615226
>>66615242
G-guys we're all American :)

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Yes yes don't vote for Trump lets destroy the establishment and vote for a third party instead

hungry desu

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>>66615404

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>>66615269
The two main parties have generations of people trained nicely. If there is any consolation it is people under 30 are mostly registered as Independent, so maybe you can be rid of the two-party system one day.

Unfortunately your demographics are going in a shit direction for democracy.

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>>66615464
>asian
>blue eyes

Subhumans make me laugh every time.

>>66615466
>those two options
>even though both democrats and republicans have literally the EXACT SAME stance on gun control

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Hand over the yous and nobody gets hurt

>>66615549
*hands overs the (You)s*

>>66615549
how bout i fuck your mum instead

Listen to Donkey Kong soundtracks is so comfy

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>>66615564
smart move, kid

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>>66615585
how about i shower you in lead

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>brits

>>66615693
>australians

>>66615720
>canadians

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>>66615720

>>66615742
>africans

>>66615742
>Confederates

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Please reply.

Have any of you ever had a crush on a girl, to the point of obsession, where your entire life revolves around talking to her, thinking about her, or making her smile, and then suddenly woke up one day and felt nothing towards her? But you also didn't feel anything towards any other girls at that point in time? And you also suddenly felt almost no sexual attraction towards anyone or anything too?

If yes, I have some followup questions.
Did your feelings for her ever come back? Did you eventually start to feel crazy about her again?
And do you have any mental disorders?

Any serious responses appreciated.

>russians

>>66615784
Dude, I'm not Africa! lol wtf?

>>66615819
>muslims

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Good "morning" /cum/

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>>66615549
>>66615596
>>66615638

Got him.

>>66615823
>mexicans

>>66615839
shut yo' ass up white boi

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>>66615860
*yikes*
Nope

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>whites

>>66615923
>black """"""""""""people""""""""""

>>66615813
You're on your period. No, seriously. Don't over think it. Just play a videogame.

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>>66615546
Next they'll come for your free speech.

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>>66615995
Delet!!!

>>66615813

Happened to me a few times. Usually after they started reciprocating and showing serious interest in me, or we had sex.

It's a shitty game and I have no control over it

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I want a canadian to bully me

>>66616125
I'm Canadian

>>66616053
I'm a dude.
>>66616110
It happened the day after she said "I love you, too"
Did your feelings ever come back?

>>66616157
Show your true colours, so-called """""leaf""""!!!!!

>>66616217
I'm telling you i'm Canadian. 4chan puts me under an American flag

>>66616184
>guys cant have periods
then why does my dick bleed
should I see a doctor then?

>>66616062
This right here shows why college should be free. If college is not free, speech won't be either.

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>>66616291
rad. bully me then, leaf.

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>tfw arguing with hillibots
Not even arguing for Trump, I'm just saying she's a bad lass
Already got the misogynist card thrown at me a few times
We're doomed

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>>66616062
I respect your FREEDOM, America.

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>>66616184
>I'm a dude, so I don't get periods

>>66616366
you suck

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>>66616420
MORE

>>66616317
>>66616405
Is this a meme?
I don't understand

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nuclear missle ))))

>>66616471
>sharter education on memes

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>left wing media in the tank keeps hyping for war with russia

how the fuck do leftists still convince themselves they're "the good guys"

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>>66603718
You tell me.

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>>66616554
Look
If WW3, Russia destroy Europe and America
We Russians like anime very much
So we install waifu dictatorship in Europe and anime democracy in USA
Would you still be unhappy with that scenario?

>>66616648
S U D B U R Y

I'm in North Bay senpai

ready for the snow?

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Bully posters should be gassed. They're the worst type of posters and you can't win cause they love the ridicule.

>>66616675
yes extremely

i am an adult, and therefore uninterested in cartoons for children

do you watch sesame street and play with toy trucks too?

>>66616717
i cant help my masochistic fantasies

>>66616717
haha faggot

How do I get prescribed benzos

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>>66616750
I watch sesame street and play with yoy blocks. Not necessarily blocks. Usually Lego. How do you have fun?

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>>66616705
>I'm in North Bay
>US flag

L I E S
I
E
S

But yeah, I can't wait. Winter is my favourite season by far. Fall's been nice, but by now I'm just ready for it to be over with and the snow to start falling.

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>>66616458
Kinky

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>>66616750
>adult male
>not interested in chink cartoons
what are you, fucking queer?

Why don't you work out, /cum/?

>>66616717
lol faggot

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Show us your desktop, /cum/.

>>66616961
No excuses here, I'm a lazy cunt.

Anyone who gives another reason is lying to themselves.

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>talking to hillary supporters still
>they support the invasion of iraq, libya, and hopefully syria because they were dictators and criminals

>>66616843
Actually though i am from North Bay. Currently in school in London. For some reason 4chan thinks i'm American.

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>>66617022

>>66617022
turn off proxy shoo shoo

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>>66617020
yet they're probably also anti gun, hate people who are in the military, and support dictator tier laws against speech and expression

the contradictions are really something else

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>>66617022
I don't believe you.

Is Alaska part of Russia or Canada?

>Hillary wants to arm rebels in syria to fight isis
WHY? last time we armed rebels in the MidEast to fight off superiour forces we got Al-Queda and ISIS. we're fucked if hillary gets elected

>>66617074
>>66617022

don't turn your back on a fellow leaf, dont let the flag fool you

>>66617222
frigg off poser

I wish being gay was more accepted in the South. I also wish more gays were straight acting

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>>66617180

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>>66617085
I think they're mentally ill
I can get buying into the media hype about Trump being hitler because that's literally everywhere, but how anyone can look at Hillarys past and think she's a great person is beyond me

One of them defended Hillarys past in the middle east by saying that Trump LITERALLY (!!!!) said he'd nuke the middle east
*rolls eyes*

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>>66617184
Well tbf were already dropping assloads of weapons to """""moderate""""""" rebels and have been for years
Thanks Obama

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>>66617180
It's part of Burgerland, a nice security blanket to keep us Leafs safe and comfy from Russia and friends.

>>66617297
the "moderate" islam thing always makes me laugh

there's literally no such thing

>>66603250

An A press is an A press. you can't say it's only a half.

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>tfw no straight acting Canadian bf

I want my Canadian overlords to annex northernmost states like michigan, indy, and minnesota

compare the northern states to southern provinces, theres literally zero difference

>>66617273
I dunno what it is, its like they're willing to sacrifice any pretext of decency on any policy except social ones. When it comes to fag rights we're number 1 but we like war, oil, suppression, murder, corruption etc.

>>66617184
>implying the three letter agencies don't want that

Anon, I know this might be your first election but those things are considered secondary to America being top dog in the Middle-East and the rest of the world. They will never permit Russian/Iranian influence unless it is checked and surpassed by Burger influence.

>>66617356
Then why are Muslims in the Syrian Arab Army bombing the fuck out of ISIS for being extremist cucks?
I agree that if you take the Koran literally it is definitely very militaristic, but many don't take it that literally. Although I'll admit many many people do

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>>66617396
>straight acting

I hate your country invents every new type of degeneracy and then passes it here.

I have an 18 year old gf who wants be in an open relationship
I don't know know what to do, I've never had a teenage gf before so I'm might consider it

>>66616717
>not liking to get bullied
gas yourself

>>66617479
Literal cuck.

y'all need Jesus

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>>66617403
Agreed.

>>66614325
IT REALLY WAS IGNORED!

>>66617521
How am I a cuck if I haven't agreed to anything yet you fucking idiot

>>66617622
Because you're considering it.

>>66617444
>Then why are Muslims in the Syrian Arab Army bombing the fuck out of ISIS for being extremist cucks?
that's probably not why they're bombing them, it's probably for factional, sectional, political reasons etc

>>66617473
This is less degenerate. Soon flamboyant faggots will be a thing of the past and its a good thing because they are so much less attractive than straight guys

>>66617656
But shouldn't they support a caliphate over a secular state if they're muslim?

>>66617527
cool map

though if the USA balkanized, canada wouldnt balkanize and would just capitalize on the gains

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>>66617527
>Dude weed meme region
>Independent Quebec

Dropped faster than Michael Brown charging a police officer.

I think every person I've seen with an alienware laptop has been a giant autistic prick
No exceptions

>>66617655
You would too if you were in my situation
prime 18yo pussy
I don't think you understand

>>66617698
not if it's an opposing sect

fuck tourists from ontario desu

they try so fucking hard to act, look, and talk like americans and they end up looking like twats

>>66617747
>hates weed
Umm...?

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>>66617817
Most of SAA is sunni though

Hips are the most important part of a woman.

>>66617949
Pussy > everything else

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>>66617832

I prefer women with small breasts. I am also attracted to men

>>66618109
You mad early me check my calendar

I think I'm losing it bud

Do sativa and indica have their own tolerances? I've smoked a bowl of the latest shit my dealer gave me and it feels like I've smoked 5, and I feel super heavy and sleepy even though I just woke up
Maybe it's just really good quality

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>>66617812
> 18
> prime

>>66618476
the pussy itself, the girls are not at their sexual peak but their bodies are

>>66617861
it's far more complicated than that

think of how many denominations of Christianity and individual little cults of various sorts there are, even within the same sect

islam is like that too, probably more so

>>66618528
>didn't check flag

He's almost certainly a pedo-poster you retard.

>>66617479
listen man, i can tell you from experience that she won't last. enjoy her while you can, don't knock her up, let her do what she wants and you can do what you want. you have many more years of smashing before you settle.

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>>66616961
>going out
>sunlight
>have to interact with people
>have to eat healthy
>have to spend the time equivalent to that of one or two episodes of buthanese cartoons doing tiresome shit
In the past I tried working out and it did "work out", I was pretty /fit/ and even had abs but that does not cure you from extreme autism and social anxiety that you develop after years of depression and the such.

threads slow as fuck. Is everyone off their lunch break or something?

>>66618860
I actually was till now

>>66618860
I'm waiting for the ps4 to finish updating

>>66618860
Threads always dead negro, this general is normie central.

When humanity colonizes Mars I reckon the entire ruling class will be homosexual

i want to breed a THICC canadian girl with my BCC (Big Chicano Cock)

>>66619212
What are you implying anon

>>66619244
homosexual technocracy

>>66619278
Why though

Have you ever wondered what itd be like to fuck in zero gravity

>>66619242
I would also like to do this with my BBC (Big black cock)

>>66619320
its the natural evolution of humanity

soon we will all be primarily machine and homosexual

babies will be born in test tubes and raised by the collective

>>66619320
women are useless and there's no room for unnecessary things on spaceships

>>66619357
Not good enough to ejaculate desu

>>66619397
or imagine jerking off in zero gravity and you shoot and your jizz is just floating there

>>66619242
>>66619370

Sorry melanin-anons, this nigger-body meme hasn't fully taken off in Canada like the USA.

Come back ~7 years or so and try again.

In the future there will be no women and we will colonize the galaxy

>>66619464
No fuck you

I want Canadian gf now!!!

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>>66619357
>>66619397
>>66619459
>What's he doing?
>He's attempting re-entry!

Don't have to imagine buds.

>>66617184
There are complex geopolitical reasons behind why we are doing what we are doing in Syria. It's impossible to understand without taking a good look at the history of everything. Don't get me wrong, we are fighting on the wrong side in Syria, but it's not without purpose.

Tbh this is entirely Obama's fault for not intervening after there was evidence Assad's government used chemical weapons in the first place.

>>66619732
this is a blue board
enjoy your ban dumbass

>>66619732
>bio-hazard tattoo

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> this is a blue board enjoy your ban dumbass

>>66619818
>kinda want to go cook a bit of food
>hear voices in the kitchen

I don't think really big cocks are attractive. Normal cocks > small cocks > big cocks

>>66619918
this desu
larger cocks rip your asshole too easily, not good for beginners

I recently moved back to my old neighborhood. All white when i left. now there is a Chinese family, multiple Hispanic, and one negro family. why?? I grew up here without having to see smug mexicans as i drive down my street. white people are having less kids and old tenants are dying out. Should i just accept that i no longer can long for this nostalgic sanctuary after i move out? Should i just give up my ass to black gays or be castrated?

Who would win in a physical fight between Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones

>>66620206
I remember passing through my old neighbourhood from my childhood. less than a decade ago it still was mostly white, and now it's a nigger neighbourhood

feels bad man

>>66620236
Alex Jones. Rush is too old and also a drug addict.

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>ywn live in the time when faggots had to hide themselves or else risk death/imprisonment

Every year gets worse and worse.

>>66620236
Jones

>>66620236
Jones, Rush has a bad heart and is older.

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>ywn never live in a time when its considered strange to be completely straight

why couldn't I have been born 30 years from now

You know, people say that Hillary's gonna start a nuclear war with the Russians, but honestly, think about it for a minute.

Yes, I realize that Hillary basically only cares about Hillary, but that's exactly why she won't start WWIII. She may be shady and conniving but she's very intelligent, and she's certainly intelligent enough to realize that, as someone who lives on Earth and the US specifically, a nuclear apocalypse would not be in her best interests.

I mean unless you believe some /x/ theories that the US government has star ships and Hillary and Obama have secret bases on the moon, which I personally don't.

>>66620502
but you are anon.

>>66619918
i know yall are fags or pretending to be, but having had this convo w girls they say big cocks freak some out, and they can't even take it all. small cocks are p much universally laughed at, unfortunately. girls have broken up w perfectly great and suitable lads bc they had small cocks n couldn't take their women to the promised land. normal cocks are just that, normal, but preferable if you also know how to fire them up w foreplay, eat a pussy and fuck creatively.

>>66620511
>>66613056

>>66620564
is don'ts

unfortunately /pol/ memes aren't real life, maybe in California or somewhere its like that

>>66620502
>he thinks the brown hordes will permit him to be a faggot

Ironic

>>66620632
The corporate ruling class will and its not like I would live in the ghettos

>>66620502
it's not strange, friendo, but it's voice is not nearly as strong as it used to be. nor is being white. these things are self evident today

>>66620583
Huh, well.

all of you are fat except me

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Waifu Wednesday, lads.
Post ur waifu

>>66620845

Im underweight, actually

>>66620845
>mexico
>not fat
laughing_asian_man.png

>>66620754
With her it's just business as usual, arming """moderates""", defending America's corporate interests, muh muslims, muh refugees, paying for everyone's defense and a fuckton of beaners still coming in.

Wish she'd lose just to see that smug smile off Obama's face when he has to swear Trump in.

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>>66620862
Mizuki is my waifu.

>>66620845
statistically Mexico is the fattest country in North America

>>66620876
me too
people think i'm a drug addict

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>>66620862

>>66620684
>ruling class
>defending anyone but themselves

As soon as it becomes politically expedient to shit on you, they will do it. This is one thing I look forward to in the decaying West.

i am back. i best make sure my posts for now own pertain to culture.

what are you negroes listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIVr3wKSYrY

>>66621188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5b7oMdmZm4
qt ladyfriend rec'd it :3

>>66620944
i look for ''fattest countries'' in the world
and none of them showed /cum/ in first place, in any list
and all of them showed america above mexico, EVERYTIME

so america is fatter
aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

cutie here, what are you guys up to?

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Dumping Mounties folder

Just beat off to black women again

>>66621403
chillin at my computer while shitposting and browsing twitter

pretty comfy tbqh

Snowing in Saginaw right now lads. About an hour north of Detroit. Its so cold out.

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>>66621403
Dumping my Mounties folder on /cum/ faggot. How about you?

>make a dentist appointment
>an hour before I have to leave it starts pouring rain
>no car or decent bus system so I have to walk

>>66621497
rip u lad

>>66621403
Eating some spicy ramen.

>>66621453
cool cool
>>66621474
nothing much. just waiting for the damn ups package so I can transfer stuff from my old hard drive.

>>66621464
I was born in Saginaw, Michigan.
I grew up in a house on Saginaw Bay.
My dad was a poor hard working Saginaw fisherman:
Too many times he came home with too little pay.

>>66621540
shit negro
picante chicken flavour?

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>>66621547
I loved a girl in Saginaw, Michigan.
The daughter of a wealthy, wealthy man.
But he called me: "That son of a Saginaw fisherman."
And not good enough to claim his daughter's hand.

>>66621547
I didn't even know there is commercial fishing here.

>>66621590
>>66621588

Now I'm up here in Alaska looking around for gold.
Like a crazy fool I'm a digging in this frozen ground, so cold.
But with each new day I pray I'll strike it rich and then,
I'll go back home and claim my love in Saginaw, Michigan.

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>>66621572
I don't know, here's the container for it though.

>>66621624
I wrote my love in Saginaw, Michigan.
I said: "Honey, I'm a coming home, please wait for me.
"And you can tell your dad, I'm coming back a richer man
"I've hit the biggest strike in Klondike history."

>>66621624
Hokey

>>66621671
>>66621681

Her dad met me in Saginaw, Michigan.
He gave me a great big party with champagne.
Then he said: "Son, you're wise, young ambitious man.
"Will you sell your father-in-law your Klondike claim?"

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>>66621717

>>66621717
Now he's up there in Alaska digging in the cold, cold ground.
The greedy fool is a looking for the gold I never found.
It serves him right and no-one here is missing him.
Least of all the newly-weds of Saginaw, Michigan.

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BADA BING

>>66621658
Shin Ramyun masterrace
too bad it costs a fuckton here in comparison to maruchan or nissin, like 5 dollars for a 6-pack

>>66621775
We're the happiest man and wife in Saginaw, Michigan.
He's ashamed to show his face in Saginaw, Michigan.

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>somehow I have $45 in my PSN wallet
>halloween sale is shit

fuck you, Sony

>>66621881
buy me some games negro