You wake up in ancient Russia

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Find a nice Slav girl to settle down with. Cuddle with her around a fire to keep warm. Look after her, protect her, love her.

>>66599101
And why would her father marry her to someone who doesn't even own one mammoth

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>>66599033
I'd probably die due to the hardship, let's be realistic.

If I were to think optimistically I'd settle down with a cutie slavfu and use my future nerdknowledge to secure a comfortable life.

Join in the Finno-Korean Hyperspace war desu

>>66599033
Honestly a step up desu

>>66599033
WE

>>66599155
In hunter gatherer societies if you survived early childhood you had a good chance of living a long life.

>>66599155
>use my future nerdknowledge to secure a comfortable life

yeah nobody ever mentions that in these threads. everyone talks about how bad it would be to live there since we have no useful hardcore survival skills and in general are pretty sheltered. this is true but it's not a just a meme that brains>brawn sometimes. I think the natural intelligence gained from living in developed society would let us adjust easier, we'd have knowledge of math and philosophy that they don't, better language acquisition skills, etc.

>>66599033
freeze to death 2bh

>>66599033
Introduce the secrets of making vodka, nuclear fission and growing sunflowers to the people to turn ancient Russia into an ancient superpower.

>>66599248
WUZ

>>66599290
Just explaining the existance of bacteria to doctors and scientists in the past would change world history

assuming the believe you are from the future

>>66599033
Praise Veles and Perun
@
Go to war with Atlantis, greatest foe to Hypeborea-Rus.

>>66599373

MAMMUTS

>>66599418
Atlantis was Hyperborea

>>66599033
Interesting. If pyramids don't create a satisfying level of wewuzing add a swastika.

>>66599464
This is why these creatures went extinct

>>66599422
AND

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>>66599447
Need more swastika.
We have some retards who actually bielive this.

I take train back to BC

>>66599491
GOVNO

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>>66599464
>Bullying cute dragon

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>>66599503
Not dragon, but Zmey Gorynych.

>>66599493
The idea that humans developed civilization simultaneously 6000 years ago after being around for 200,000 years ago is pretty ridiculous though

>>66599564
That's because the universe is actually only 6000 years old. Evolution is a meme.

>>66599586
That's just retarded abrahamic logic

>recorded human history is 6000 years old therefor nothing in the universe existed before

>>66599033
>wake up in ancient russland
>get raped by primitive swedish vikings
>your slavcuck community literally invites your rapists to come back to become your kings

>>66599545
Zmey Gorynych is refered to as Slavic Dragon in english I believe.

>hey let's go to this town over here what do you mean where did it come from

t. son of the first man and woman

>>66599187
this

>>66599545
>Not dragon, but Zmey Gorynych.

Heт этo дpaкoн, oн тoлькo c видy пoхoж нa Змeя Гopынычa.

>>66599657
Rurikids were Finnish though

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>>66599657
>get raped by primitive swedish vikings
Slavs were the only nation who BTFO vikings.
Vikings loved Gardariki (russian towns) so much they even had sagas of slavic dutchies.
And they even sent their children to Rus to teach them.
Just read some history.

>>66599798
Just because the original Rurik who founded Kievan Rus was finnish doesn't mean everyone in power in Kievan Rus was finnish

His kids were probably a mix of slavs and swedes

>>66599798
No one knows who were they.
BTW, slavs do have a name and word "Rarog" that is some kind of falcon.
And Rurik had a falcon on his banner.

>>66599887
That is if Rurik existed at all. He wasn't mentioned in texts until 200 years after he supposedly lived

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>tfw these paintings aren't real

>>66599906
>No one knows who were they
By testing his descendants we can tell that he was of a Finnic paternal lineage.
>>66599887
>mix of slavs and swedes
Slavs I agree, but Swedes?

>>66599959
The people Rurik ruled over were swedes and he would have lived in Sweden before they went to Kievan Rus to rule over slavs

The theory of Kievan Rus being founded by vikings comes from archeological evidence that connects it to Sweden

>>66599959
Norvegians, Swedes, Finns, Balts and Slavs mixed for centuries.

>>66599999
It became Kievan only after Rurik's descendants who barely were non-slavs conquered Kiev. Rurik himself was invited to Novgorod.

>>66599999
>The people Rurik ruled over were swedes and he would have lived in Sweden
Sweden was mostly Finnic at the time of his birth
also checked

>>66599999
Good numbers.

>>66600037
By Sweden I mean the area around Stockholm, Roslagen specifically. Where ethnic swedes lived

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>>66600065
>Where ethnic swedes lived
Also Finns, around Roslagen is where the ethnic split between the two happened.

>>66600156
They didn't have the same culture though. The archeological findings connects swedish viking culture to kievan rus, which is where the theory of foreign rule comes from

It's pretty much speculation beyond that point. The main theory among scholars is that a Rurik, who's ancestors have been found to have a finnic gene ruled over swedish vikings and they were then invited to rule in Kievan Rus

I wouldn't put so much faith in one person who wasn't mentioned until 200 years after his death though. It doesn't do much for the larger picture

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>>66600232
Perhaps Varangians were Finnic seafarers who used Norse as a lingua france of sorts? It'd explain Rurik's paternal lineage.

>>66600276
I think the most logical explanation is that someone in Sweden was FINN'D

>>66600307
Or someone within the Rurik dynasty was Finn'd at some point in the lineage

>>66600307
Probable. It's a thought I like to entertain, though.
>>66600337
Improbable, given how his haplotype's closest relatives are in coastal Finland and Sweden. Too big of a coincidence.

>>66599033
>ancient Rus
Do you mean Polonorum Imperium?

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>>66600525
fug, forgot pic.

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>>66600543

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>>66600604
KANGZ

>>66600631
That churka face on Poles.
If russians became mongols, why do poles look even more churka?

>>66599033
Just in time for the Finno-Korean Hyper War. I wish to see the power of the mass autism array

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>>66599033

>>66600656
That's russian churkas kneeling before Lach master.

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