>tfw my desired image already exists
suicide edition
>tfw your bodega is out of your favorite drink
>tfw to iligent too not try to post a duplicate file
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mIfahidcbw
woah woah woah who let these bongs into my cum
Pick
>>66598912
>>66598899
WTF Canada? Do you like us or hate us?
Reminder that United States is peruvian clay
>>66598932
middle
>>66598932
Dominican; I like my non-whites dark
>>66598939
who
Chicanos and expats.
How is daily life going?
>>66598935
Love you guys.
>>66598939
Too late
>>66598955
I got profiled by the security at the library again
I found out my room mate cries quietly when he listens to classical music while he stares at his laptop's screens with pictures of meadows and animals.
Is that normal? Is he a psycho? Should I tell him I saw it?
>>66598864
I wonder how different the country would be had the gwalior betrayal of 1857 mutiny never happened.
Imagine no Pakistan. No sikh immigrants too
>live in Arizona
>day off today
>went to vote early
>vote for Clinton
Who /imwithher/ here?
>>66598955
Pretty good.
Living the American dream
>cascadia is not a country
>>66598995
This is a really really good pic. Do you mind if I save it?
>>66598992
Yes Comrade.
Your check is in the mail
Good night /cum/
>>66599017
good night :3
>>66599007
I don't much like sudacas but you cool Peru so yes
>>66599012
>tfw big CTR shekels coming my way
feels good man
>>66599003
I think its a brand of dishwasher detergent
>>66599017
Rimaykullayki, Mexico.
>>66599028
Thanks.
Can someone explain to me how USA elections work? this is first time I heard about early voting.
>>66598978
Um, are you my roommate? I do this but with less animal pics
>>66599003
Fuck off BCuck
Anyone here watch anime?
>>66599046
Basically if you register to vote you can vote by mail before the actual election date.
>>66599046
they don't
>>66599052
Fuck you
>>66599064
That seems quite convenient
>>66599076
nice pic bud, mind if i save it?
>>66598863
>/cum/ + /brit/:
>>66599046
Essentially every state/territory is its own election, whoever wins that state gets all the electorates. Electorates are your number of senators + number of congressmen.
>>66599087
Go for it.
>>66599082
Indeed, States vary as to whether it's legal for you too take a picture of it and share it with your friends; I assume it's legal in Illinois since all of my FB friends have been putting them on the feed.
Have a good night, /cum/
(Sorry, CHIs)
I just found out we have this crazy island called JOHNSTON ATOLL
>>66599054
Of course.
>>66599064
Rimaykullayki, Baja
>>66599113
oyasumi bajachan
Fellow Americans...
What if we're the actual bad guys of the world?
>>66599076
Is there an Alberta version of this, hwang? :3
hi,. im making a guide on how to become BASed and MAGA
Enjoy int, from pol
1.read breitbart
this place has a lot of epic articles on it, exposing the world and shillary for what it is, friendly layout for beginners
also BASED milo is one of the head writers, watch and read his stuff. this news is as based as non biased news comes
2.read /r/thedonald
i know you're gonna sigh and go "but... thats reddit" well, they are actually a mini pol. pretty based fellows, great funny memes and insanely good articles
step 3. visit the pol trump general
after making your self comfortable on /r/ the donald, its time for the big boy leagues on pol., dont let the cnn kike media fool you, this place is the bastion of free speech
5.read up on george soros
look up this corrupt cuck bastard
6.identify shills and cucks
do they think trump is a racist? definitely a cuck
do they defend hillary and bring "arguments"
definitely a shill for hill
6.buy a maga hat
this is the ultimate way to support trump, imagine it like a barmitzvah, show your pride with stickers and signs
7.vote trump and MAKE MAGA
love, from pol
i finally got around to listening to bottomless pit
it's pretty good
>>66599139
No and don't call me chink names, I don't live anywhere near Vancouver.
>>66599146
Slut idol
>>66599140
wtf i love trump now
>>66599146
>>66599164
Does she have two mouths or...?
>>66599138
We're pretty bad but we are the lesser evil tbqh
For all the bad we've done to the world, we have done a lot of good. If we went back to keeping to ourselves again, the world would fall into chaos
>>66599140
breed baby
>>66599054
Watching a drama called nobunaga concerto. Last anime watched was tenchi universe. I wonder if I should watch other series in the franchise
>>66599160
Fuck you mountain wigger
Gib rest of 120th meridian
>>66599208
UNCOMMON
>watching dragonball super with friends
>the new villain named "nipples' destroys goku
>angles have to stop the fight
>his name is monaka
my nigga
>>66599211
No it's mine
>>66598863
/cum/ /brit/ /eire/ and /aus+nz/ should all be consolidated desu
Going to bed right now, someone make sure to link this to the /brit/ thread when it reaches 310 if this doesn't get there beforehand.
>>66598932
mexican
>>66599211
KELOWNA 4 LYFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj0kWQPPBis
>>66599224
t. Kamloops
>>66599232
This, and /lat/
>>66599232
>/eire/
Which one is that?
>>66599279
The potato one
>>66599252
>/lat/
they speak in a different language you mong
>wake up at 4am
>its not 12:45 am
>i cant sleep
Someone read me a dank ass bed time story or i will destroy /cum/
>>66599283
Ireland?
>>66599285
El greatervancouverregionaldistrictANO
we should put chicanos in concentration camps
>>66599285
It's not even spanish
It's like some horrible distorted s4s spanish
>>66599285
Mexico is also a Spanish speaking country.
>>66599301
yes eire is the gaelic name for ireland
>>66599296
I sucked a dick once
>only cum + brit
uhm sweetie, i think you forgot someone :) x
>>66599333
Not until we know for sure the angry scat posting Haitian is gone
>>66599327
I want a story anon or else
>>66599333
What did you mean by this?
Goodnight /cum/
Please be nice to my fellow Americans while I'm gone
Also, Americans have actually invented stuff before, contrary to what this board wants you to believe.
>>66599345
I've been here since Spring 2015 and I haven't seen such a thing tbqh
>>66599355
Canada is always nice to Americans :)
>>66599355
This.
Also, we do have a culture, one that is permeating the world.
>>66599372
Also, you do have a rank odour, one that is permeating the world.
>>66599356
He crawls out at night
We do not know his endgame
All we know is that his collection of scat pornography is massive and that his anger for Americans is unmatched
>>66599356
Some faggot from /lat/ got assmad and started spamming /cum/ with scat pictures under a Sweden proxy
It's happened a few times recently
>>66599366
I don't believe you because of >>66598899
>>66599351
A story about sucking a dick or some other genre?
>>66599408
p-probably an immigrant of a quebec or somethin'
>>66599398
I know Panama has the Eternal Butthurt at us, but I was unaware of such a guy.
>>66599408
Thanks
>>66599409
A spooky one, tell me a story about a haunted penis that you have sucked
>>66599296
Sweet dreams ;*
>A Canadian replied to your post
Alri buds, I actually have to go to bed now, make sure you link this to the /brit/ thread once it hits 310 if this doesn't before.
>>66599446
Aloha mon Mekicano!
>>66599425
He's one of the reasons I have Sweden filtered, the other being because I hate Swedes
>>66599423
I doubt it, he probably just hasn't visited the US
People who visit here generally realize they were wrong to hate us and that we aren't so bad.
>>66599428
But I've only ever sucked one penis, and it was not haunted
Are Chicanos the future?
>>66599498
probably
t.chicano
I wish we could everyone live in a joyful world, with no violence. Just love, nature, music, etc.
rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hn1P4FRBTd
i love wearing my diapers...
>>66599441
You know this is supposed to be shocking but it just kind of makes me happy that I am an orcish looking man and will never have to worry about this.
>>66599494
Are you telling me he didn't cum a bunch of tiny little ghosts while you tried to solve the mystery of who died in his ballsack?
>>66599498
W A L L
>>66599579
go to sleep now
the world would be much better off without chicanos
reading Yotsuba buds
>>66599601
what about me?
>>66599599
i'll try but only because you gave me a story
>>66599618
did I stutter?
>>66599601
rudeposters need not apply
>>66599618
ESPECIALLY YOU!
Haha, jokes, you're alright bud.
>>66599618
what about you?
>>66599636
t. CHI
>>66599601
>t. self hating chicano
I got some fucking dope boys, everything's gonna be alright
>>66599671
I dont have a drop of hispanic blood in my heritage
Why aren't you guys in bed yet?
>>66599690
>tfw spanish great great grandmother
might as well kms, gonna get deported and beheaded by the cartels anyway
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hn1P4FRBTd
goodnight and blease rate
>>66599698
I am in bed and have been for the last three hours. I cant seem to fall asleep and when i shut my laptop my mind rushes me with questions that make me cringe
>>66599698
Because I just closed stellaris and told myself to go to sleep then I went on here for a sec and it's been a half hour.
>>66599698
its only 11 PM, and I cant because my roommates are assholes
>>66599676
good psot
>>66599698
off brand soda is the best soda
>tfw raid in 3 hours in wow
living the life
what snacks should get
>>66599797
cheetos
I've always hated hoodies but I've started to like them all of a sudden, plus a hood is kind of functional with rain. Should I bite the bullet and just buy one?
>>66599797
wasabi mix
>>66599744
>my mind rushes me with questions that make me cringe
what questions would these be lad?
>>66599797
>my guilld had over 6 raid teams
>I couldn't join any of them because my computer is a potato
>can't do arenas
>can barely do dungeons
I quit 5 weeks in. Feels bad. I was having a lot of fun on my DH with my guild.
>>66599822
if youre white pull the trigger
i wish an anime girl loved me unconditionally
>>66599842
i love you unconditionally
:3
>>66598955
Right now I'm in a low point in my life.
Hopefully things will get better soon.
>>66599873
h-hi
>>66599826
>what would this bed feel like if you had a girl in it?
>when are you going to stop being a sack of shit?
>remember that time you did something and didn't know it was cringy? Time to remember it
>time to remember dislocating your shoulder in football
>how long are those savings going to last before you become wageslave again?
>the gun is in the closet are you going to use it?
Literal teen level edge shit that wont leave me alone unless i have something to distract me
Been on an XCom binge
>>66599876
^ __ ^
>>66599873
I love you anon.
I know you'll never meet me but you're part of this never ending spectrum of posts that make up 4chan be what it is and I thank you for keeping me company. I really love you and wish you the best.
>>66599937
damn i wish i had a gun in my closet, wouldn't have to spend all day with you jerks
>>66599873
>a spooky vampire from hero academy likes me
I will summon the church
>>66599938
Dr. Vahlen, I'm XCOM.
*you enter the club with cum*
>>66599961
For some reason knowing what you are going to do will trigger fight or flight response and the high numbs the urge significantly for an hour while also making it feel like the worlds biggest chore.
>>66600007
hope your enjoying being eliminated you cuckold
>>66600005
I buy all my Mexican buddies a round of drinks
>>66600007
>tfw shens last gift took to long and now you dont care about xcum anymore
Did you play flash games during school?
>>66600023
hope you're enjoying the 109th year of going without a ring, jackass
>>66599987
>>66600007
>>66600044
I need more XCom memes
>>66600051
Yup. Got suspended a few times. I haven't worn a trenchcoat since.
>>66600058
this is just how we set it up. no miller tommorow and were golden
>>66600067
sure kid i got all the memes you could handle buts it going to cost you your advent burger supply for the week
Haha can't sleep lads
>>66600067
I am always willing to supply you with more, my XCOM brother.
>>66600083
i played pico in middle school computer class and then drew a recreation of it on looseleaf and they made me see a therapist kek
>>66600051
Boxhead for days
and the impossible quiz
>>66600028
I do the same with my Cascadian mates.
>>66600051
used to play those newgrounds and ebaums games with the real life nude pics with the buds during computer class
>tfw some malay guy got quint and not you
>>66600000
>>66600097
>Memes are extremely valuable in these parts
>But mug burgs
E-heh...
>>66600106
Vigilo Confido
>>66600121
>boxhead
my nigga i used to play co-op boxhead all the time
>>66600067
>>66600147
Together, we will destroy the ADVENT infidels and bring about a new age of peace and prosperity, under the guidance of the Commander and Bradford, the Messenger of the Commander.
>>66600147
Behold the rare slavik snek
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT XCOM
xcom im *static* *static* *static*
>>66600183
Spectacular
>>66600178
Hail the Commander!
Comfy night desu
wew im loaded
Commander, I'm advent
>>66600265
We know you are, infidel. You will get what you deserve, in time.
Goodnight X/cum/
>>66600301
Just one advent burger is all you need Bradford
>>66600342
Good night citizen
8 AM classes should be illegal
>>66600359
Just one bullet between the eyes is all you need, Alien scum.
who /XL Condoms/ here?
>>66600439
I am but a simple skater teenager human male out to have radical times with my fellow simple skater teenager human male companions! You should join us on the half pipe some time and have a radical time! You should bring all your xcom friends so I can discover how to join xcom and be a proud freedom fighter brohon!
>tfw have to act chinese when family comes over to school
>tfw all my american friends are looking at me weird going, “wtf man why you so chinese right now"
Watched the first episode of The Walking Dead and it kinda sucked
>>66600465
fucking kill yourself
>>66600488
it does not get better
>>66598932
Venezuela is objective best.
>>66600483
kek
>>66600506
mad jelly
>>66600488
its a really dirt slow tv show that exhausted people come home to watch so that they can be distracted. Heres how it usually goes
>zombies!
>a group is formed and they have lets of problems, sometimes someone does something shocking so that they can grow as a survivor and this invites zombies!
>group reforms and deals with zombies
>a rival group appears and drama happens
>filler episodes
>filler episodes
>zombies!
>oh no something went wrong now the group is breaking up!
>ok the group is back
and alot of characters die, its not an interesting show but it wastes alot of time and thats what people want out of tv
>>66600481
I'll show you the true meaning of "radical", friend!
>>66600465
>tfw buy magnums because they fit my length but not my girth
>tfw pencil penis
I was not built for breeding!
>>66600506
I have to order special small ones onnline.
>>66600557
>its a really dirt slow tv show that exhausted people come home to watch
But there's better shows to watch than TWD in such a case, like Breaking Bad or Sons Of Anarchy
>TA for a lab
>friendly with students, they goof around and ask me stupid questions
>one asks: "Hey anon, what is your LEAST favorite color?"
>I say dark aquamarine, like in the ocean
>then he asks "What do you think about poopy-poo colored brown?"
>brown person next to him loudly goes: "UHHHHHHHHH"
>I am not paid enough to resolve these things and turn 180 and walk away
>without realizing the brown person next to him, he just shouts "POOPY-POOPY-POO BROWN" EVEN LOUDER "POOP-POO BROWN!"
>I just leave the room
>>66598932
it's looking like venezuela and Dominica for me
I like big butts :P
>>66600659
All the people i have met who watch the show in my life are the type who just want some sound playing in the background
>>66600665
stop being friendly with the students, you should be learning how to be a leader, and you need to have all the answers. you're not there to be a friend, you're their to teach them,whatever you do after fulfilling your duties is up to you.
>>66600665
ta for what class?
thinking about doing it next semester
>>66600704
Are they the same type of people who unironically watch Let's Plays on Youtube?
>>66600665
Dodged two bullets, one laden in retardation and another that would try its hardest to get money off the school while ruining your potential career.
>>66600733
>tfw being a TA would look great on my record
>have zero experience teaching, don't want to teach anyone, and most of all don't want to deal with a bunch of people
>>66600734
One of their kids do he just sits there for hours listening, his folks brag about it like its something to be proud about
>>66600792
if being a TA is anything like what I did in high school, you dont do any teaching, you just grade stuff
>>66600733
Biology. Honestly not that bad, and my trouble students just have poor work ethic, and not actual personality issues. It's fun (until you have to grade stuff), you get to craft your leadership style (I choose the friendly/snarky but commanding style), you will hopefully get paid, and you get to see if you like teaching (maybe future career).
I recommend it. Just make sure you have the time. I TA multiple labs and it is not too bad. Obviously review the material before you teach, the worst thing you can be is an incompetent TA
>>66598955
Its like a rollercoaster desu. Still somewhat happy though
>>66600665
are you a grill
just did some economic experiments at my school and discovered that the more you complement attractive girls, the more leverage you give them in ignoring you.
very nice....*pushes glasses up*
so sleepy
>>66600775
Both are pretty decent students, just a randomly idiotic scenario that somehow appeared. I didn't want to be some PC police, nor did I want to drag it out.
>>66600844
Nah
>>66600792
I was an angry shut-in (zero friendships freshman-sophomore years), and while I was a student in the class I am TA'ing for now, I was notorious for sitting in the front, far away from others, and not speaking. However, I showed interest to my TA, and they recommended me.
Most schools are looking for TAs. I go to a huge state school and there are never 'excess' TA applications.
It really made me more confident and personable with people too. Also, I know some pretty awkward people who TA, and they are doing fine (although they are less popular with students)
Imagine a combination between English and Mandarin well that's the new language we will be speaking in the cyberpunk future.
>he lives in Eastern standard time
>>66600881
WAKE UP!
>>66600912
could not make this shit up
>>66600922
kys weeb
>>66600912
>bring up idea of moving away to the west coast to my parents
>they start to look sad
Still can't get over the fact that Motorola is kill
He has been rumoured to have been killed like 20 times in the past, but now it's actually real
I want out of this ride
>>66600923
>west_coasters_laughing.jpg
>>66601038
:^)
would you rather be a pedo or a homo hmmmm
>>66601058
>>66601038
Honestly not sure if Trump can clinch Florida with his firey anti-Hispanic rhetoric. Only time will tell
>English and Mandarin will become the future language of cyberpunk society
/s/d58cf245a4/601371-1
this is how the future should be
>>66601038
>Virginia
>Florida
I want to believe.
>>66601067
homo 2bh
>>66601038
>>66601058
Has a song ever made you cry?
>>66601085
>/s/d58cf245a4/601371-1
What am I supposed to do with this?
>>66601085
should be more like pic related desu
>tfw baited by the spanishi speaking Mexican chink
>>66601123
Amazing Grace, every time
I don't know why
>>66601126
GE-h, I dunno
>>66601123
fuck off im not telling you that
>>66601123
Cats in the cradle hits too close to home
Time of your life because my entire life has gone downhill since hearing it during high school graduation
>about to fall asleep
>remember I don't have much of a future
Fucking youtube ad of gay people popping out
>>66601103
respectable
go to jail, or go to hell, and use chose hell
>>66601175
I've never cried to cats in the cradle but I can definitely relate and it gives me some heavy feels.
>>66601214
YouTube personalizes ads based on what you browse, gay cunt.
i liked her better without the tattoo
>>66601175
This.
I wish I spent more time with you, dad.
I should've listened to everything you said and remembered it like gospel.
I should've gone to work with you every chance I got during summer breaks.
When I'm done with college, it's just going to be you and me catching up where I left off.
Just slow down on that aging stuff in the meantime.
>>66601244
it was a gay old man dressed and acting like donald trump kek
>>66601247
so will we ever find out if she became DAMAGED after she met yames, or the reason why they broke up, or was she just always fucked?
>>66601123
Waltz of the flowers.
>>66601274
i dont care anymore tbqh
dropp'd
>>66601199
I wouldn't agree with that. Life as a stupid person is better, because you don't understand certain problems and underestimate dangers in the best case. Thinking back, I wish I'd be the stupid kid I've been again instead of having the same thoughts as you have.
*you wake up in cascadia*
>>66601301
you mean you DON'T like hideous almost full-limb tattoo's?
sexist
panda panda panda
>>66601346
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
panda
i got broads in atlanta
CREDIT CARDS N THE SCANNAZ
hitin' of licks in the bando
^^^
they're bringing autists, they're bringing shitposters
>>66601217
Pretty sure God doesn't like pedos either.
>>66601454
THEY'RE NEETS
>>66601497
St augustine almost married a 12 year old girl
you are all very nice and wonderful people who i can get to spend my time with and i am happy you can keep me company.
i wish i didnt have to go now.
>>66601553
>you are all very nice and wonderful people who i can get to spend my time with and i am happy you can keep me company.
>tfw my nipples are hard
>>66601497
shit maybe ur god doesn't nigga, my god is based as f
>>66601553
we'll always keep you company in hell
>>66601553
fuck off faggot
>>66601594
what did he mean by this?
>>66601620
I said my nipples are hard?
>>66601641
a-are you a shemale?
Sometumes I feel like I can't feel all these feels
Ya' feel?
>>66601653
No I'm a brat that started shitposting yesterday.
>>66601641
are you a femboy?
WTF I love PEI now
>>66601680
Every dog has its day
>>66601694
Anne of Green Gables used to be aired on our childrens television station. Nowdays they show a lot of shit, like some kind of dinosaur robots
>>66601753
Its a real pretty show.
>>66601885
We used to have a lot of old japanese shows on tv, like Heidi and others. Nowdays it's mainly retarded trash like lego ninjas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
sure would be nice to be able to go to bed before 2 in the morning...
I wanna get something to eat but the kitchen's right by my parents' bedrooms and it's the middle of the night
Yuri?
>>66602110
me on the right
>>66602110
>nicomaki
I'm staying up late and there's nothing you can do about it
>>66602212
*slips you a roofie*
So should I get a snack or nah?
>+brit
why
>>66602339
some autistic 1/45 english fag created the bread
>>66602380
figures
cum?
>>66602682
the penis can't null the sorrows
300th
sometimes i wanna disappear
sometimes life takes ya by the hand throws ya down before ya know it it's gone and you're dead again
>>66603048
ya better fuck off
cum!
>>66603069
yaya yayayayyay yaaaaaa yay
new
>>66603250
>>66598863
is it legal in your nation for cigarettes to be advertised on:
>tv
>radio
>print (magazine, newspaper, etc)
here its pretty much none of the above as far as i know
chew seems to get away with a bit in magazines though