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edition
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so lads, I asked her to wingman me because so many men are into her I'm like fuck off.
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http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2016/04/18/how-the-american-neoconservatives-destroyed-mankinds-hopes-for-peace-paul-craig-roberts-2/
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>>66597904
i still would LOL
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How to spot a manlet on Normiebook in ONE easy step:
1. They have a picture of themselves shirtless showing off their ""muscles""
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mexican hasnt once posted something worthwhile yet i appreciate him
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:---)
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i worked her like a mug tonight.

well done me for showing self will.
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>>66597936
Holy fuck I was just laughing about this earlier
for some reason today the gym was absolutely packed (usually its fairly comfy at the time I go) and filled to the brim with these muscle munchkins.

I was sitting down on a bench between sets and one guy doing curls was the same height as me sitting.
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https://youtu.be/FCb3rblTEds

>pic related is me
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>>66598019
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showed my friends simpsonswave but they didn't like it
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>>66598058
Who needs friends
Drop em
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>>66598019
>vaporwave
>>>2013
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>>66598053
LLF
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>>66598053
lol, it is already ur bitch ;)))
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>>66598058
your friends huh
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>>66598079
haha thats not a board or a post you stupid leaf
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cause when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do?
damn it feels good to be a ganster
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>>66597997
>i worked her like a mug tonight.
so you kept sipping away at it?
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>>66598109
if i didn't go to uni i wouldn't have any friends desu
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>>66598126
>uni
>friends

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66598126
what are your friends like

turbo normies?
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>>66598140
if it makes you feel any better lad i'm in uni and have literally zero friends
like actually zero
doesn't help that all i do is go to class and then sleep
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Sweden talking shit about us, lads.

>>>/pol/94592654

>>>/pol/94592654

>>>/pol/94592654
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>>66598159
most of them are normies but i wouldn't say any are turbonormies

i don't think i could be friends with turbonormies any more
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>>66598124
i asked her to be a future wingwoman to make her know I can get womyn but I've also rejected her again.

I'll make my move tomorrow night, see where it gets me.
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>>66598187
ermm
..he seems to be quite reasonable??
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>>66597866
bb
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>tfw to smart to care about the israeli palestinian conflict
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>>66598185
are you actually Chinese?
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>>66598200
god im giddy

LOVE your gimmick of being a prick to women
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>>66598197
so you're a normie too then?
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the missus brought her mam over to work lads what do
http://spankbang.com/j452/video/mia+malkova+blowjob+audition+with+mom
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>>66598231
Are you not a normie...?
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(((>tfw to smart to care about the israeli palestinian conflict)))
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>>66598230
are you serious? he gets rejected by every single one then comes on here spamming red pill shit crying about how his oneitis is fucking different men
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>>66598187
nothing dire has happened to britain
devaluation is pretty meaningless in the short term and the EU is in even worse shape, long term shows no signs of any major economic issues or cessation of old trade.
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>>66598251
no
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>>66598289
Why?
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>>66598230
mayt she sees me as a friend which hurts.

but owell. i'm using her now, she's an absolute runt.
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plod nicked me for tucking into a bacon butty in front of the mosque
rasheed was proper fuming
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>>66598305
i have only a few friends and see them rarely

work part time on weekends

spend all of my time in my room playing video games and watching shite
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>>66598231
no not at all

having friends does not make you a normie

lots of abnormies have friends. you would too if you went to uni im sure of it
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>>66598322
howling. me da said he saw a man in a lorry drive near the mosque the other day telling paki twats to fuck off

cheeky
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>>66598345
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going to the mosque lads

you need anything?
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>>66598335
i think i would too depending if i could keep my
shit together during freshers

think they'd be a good chance i'd get overwhelmed and completely spurge out

it's why i never went desu
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>>66598271
do you ever stop shilling?
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>>66598397
check the flag lad
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fuckin hell. last night was proper mint! me mate jezza pulled this absolute munter, made for some great banter.

Chatted one slag up but knew I couldn't get me knob up since I was so wankered ahah.
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>>66598397
do you?
nothing but EU members pretending as if the EU isn't a sinking ship.
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>>66598448
i form all my opinions on a basis of optimal objectivity

yet there always seems to be an unapologetically "right-wing" canadian here
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finnish women suffer from strong jaws imo
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>>66598187
you got this one mate
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>>66598392
>think they'd be a good chance i'd get overwhelmed and completely spurge out
hmm i kinda did this to some extent on occasions but it didn't hurt too much. theres such a diverse group of people you're almost guaranteed to find similar people who themselves are nervous and just want to make some friends

>it's why i never went desu
really? what would you have studied?
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>>66598496
*at risk of sounding canadian*

it's a germanic feature
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>>66598496
i like women with weak jaws. espec ones with underbites. it turns me on, i want to bully them with my dick
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>>66598502
would of studied psychology

i even went to uni for a few days and spurged out and left before freshers even began

FFS

what do you study?
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>you will never know what its like to be a virgin at the age of 20+

wonder what it feels like
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just equipped a fedora
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>>66598532
would've. as in would have
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>>66598582
dislexic, sorry
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good
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Just had a double double w/grilled onions

Sweet cheesus
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I'M LUKE, I'M FIVE AND MY DAD'S BRUCE LEE
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>>66598532
>i even went to uni for a few days and spurged out and left before freshers even began
:c

i nearly sperged out when my parents were leaving but somehow held it together and then had a really good first day of freshers so i was kind of lucky there

>what do you study?
mech eng but i hate it

if i could start again i would maybe choose psychology desu
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>>66598599
DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS JCB
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>>66598614
why are you up at 06:00 o'clock you normally cunt
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>>66598614
you have gone down adn then up again in my estimations in the last few days desu
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REALLY want to be friends with the lad who didn't go to uni
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>>66598649
why
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>>66598643
doing an all nighter senpai

>>66598645
haha how so?
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>>66598574
Completed full insertion on my 19th Bday
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>>66598662
went from thinking you a were a sound abnormie faking being a normie to an actual normie and then back to the previous, if you can follow that
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I wish I were an only child. Hate having to compete with the siblings
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>>66598662
for what normibibloo reason.
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>>66598657
seems like a nice fellow
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>>66598686
>parents had the highest hopes for me
>collect dole in public housing
>disowned
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>>66598686
i'm glad i'm not. no matter how much of a fuckup i am parents will still get grandkids somehow
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>>66598700
get extra flags and you can be la'
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>>66598681
yeh i get you

>>66598695
>to fix my sleeping pattern
>so that im a awake for a delivery
>to get some work done (LOL hasn't happened)
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>have close friend of almost a decade
>have gf
>friend plays games with her sometimes and they talk often, but he has a gf of his own
>she pretty much vents to him about any relationship issues
>break up with my gf
>friend starts only replying with single-word messages
>refuses to discuss anything and says that everything's fine

Fuck my life ey, who knows what she's spun to him
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>>66598751
your mates cock is in your ex's mouth
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HD 1080p porn is almost hypnotizing

i can feel the brain fog kicking in when i first start watching a video

bizzaro
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>>66598784
60 fps takes it to whole new level
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>>66598794
mental isn't it

i'm literally addicted to it lid

don't know how to stop

send help
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>>66598782
They're over 500km apart so I doubt it my leafy pal
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>>66598803
*sends you a VR set*
There ya go lad, the slower fps and rez should help kick your habit
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>>66598816
nice one
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>one of my flatmates says something to get me in a huff
>quit talking to him because i'm a proper autist
>flatmate that got me upset will not quit pestering me about what's wrong
>couple of days pass
>get over it
>depression takes me
>same flatmate won't bugger off and keeps asking if I'm alright
>tells me I've been skipping class and haven't been eating
>say i'm fine
>he tries to get me to go out with him and the lads
>say i'm not hungry
>he leaves and his mate - my other flatmate - comes in to try and guilt me into going ("do it for me" shite)
>say i'm fine
>original flatmate tells me he's told one of his profs about me and will get help if i don't start eating more
m8s what is wrong with normies? why couldn't he just let me have a nice cry and let me be? he's obviously just doing it because he feels obligated because i'm a flatmate and doesn't care about me
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>>66598813
why did you break up with your goyf and how long was the relationship
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>>66598489
>optimal objectivity
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>>66598828
someone tell me if this post is worth reading

feeling quite lazy
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https://youtu.be/_mWtWz_aGyk
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one of my old lecturers used to write spitting diatribes of his own work, then post them to a website and writes sabre sharp ripostes to them

twas quite entertaining seeing him argue with himself
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>>66598828
you know he's right
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>>66598828
Jai is Kanker
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>>66598849
no
just some autistic crybaby shit
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>>66598832
About ten months

She was unreasonable, the mental-but-hot girl
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>>66598489
>optimal objectivity
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>>66598865
nah m8
he just needs to mind his business
if i want to sleep all day and am not hungry what's it to him?
can't believe he had it in him to tell me my weight wasn't healthy
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how does she do it lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYg7ESXx5XM&feature=youtu.be

i can barely finish a pizza and im 10 stone (63kg)
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>>66598934
You watched the first episode well done
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>>66598934
delete
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>>66598842
nice argument fagit
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>>66598941
you don't WANT to sleep in all day
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>>66598934
black mirror is literally

>you will get cucked and die
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>>66598967
I do.

I miss working graveyard. Fuck sunlight. Fuck people.
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>>66598967
you misunderstand mate
i'm constantly tired and want to sleep so that the day goes by faster
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>>66598990
ok maybe you do but i wasnt replying to you
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>tfw to leggit to quit
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>>66598863
>>66598863
>>66598863
>>66598863
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I found out my room mate cries when he listens to classical music while staring at pictures of grasslands and animals on his computer screen.

Is that normal? Is he a psycho? Should I tell him I saw it? Please help.
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>>66598997
yeh because you're depressed

i know the feeling lad

don't let it manifest else it will ruin you. maybe your flatmate feels guilty or maybe he's just nice but he's trying to help you and you should endeavor not to turn him away
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>>66598960
k
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>>66599013
shan't be posting in this
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>>66599030
no to all
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>>66599043
what's the point lad
two of my flatmates have already quit talking to me because they know i don't feel like talking
he's the only one that still tries to talk and make me smile but i still feel like shite
should just od on sleeping pills and make it easier for everyone desu
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>>66599071
I'll be posting the lads in that thread of your regrettable absence.
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>>66599030
he's just dangerously over-sentimental
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need a handsome brit like this to ravage me
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>>66599125
boers are meant to be manly
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>>66599131
Why is being over sentimental a bad thing?
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>>66599172
means you're mentally unbalanced

captcha: mexico carefully
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>>66599197
Hmmm.
What does mentally unbalanced mean?
I'm sorry if its a stupid question
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>>66599210
if you get irrationally emosh to unrealistic sentiments to then you're mentally unbalanced
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>>66598782
Yah, sounds about right
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>>66599125
>what's the point lad
i don't know about you but there are still things in this existence that I want to experience. if you read accounts of survivors of suicide attempts a lot say something along the lines of "everything in my life seemed very fixable except for the fact i'd just jumped off a bridge".

what do you think is the reason for your depression?
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ded
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Mate's doing that pissy thing where he's replying to every question with a single word and won't tell me what's wrong
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>>66599427
australians are such women

bate into your mate
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>>66599427
okay
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>>66599427
have you asked what's wrong
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>>66599315
whenever i'm around other people i constantly think about being judged
even when i hang out with my flatmates i end up mentally drained afterwards because i know i'll always be a loser and won't know how to make friends like them
knowing i'll always be gay and that i'll be associated with stereotypical faggots if i come out doesn't help either desu
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the morning normies are in motion
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>>66599483
Three times in different ways

>>66599473
Pipe it weed
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>>66599516
what are they doing

what's their normie breakfast

cocopops with added sugar?
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>>66599605
tell him to fuck off
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a yank is false advertising /brit/ as part of /cum/
i can help you sue him if someone is interested
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>>66599666
You have internalized anti-semitism.
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>>66599666
>666
>flag
>sue

nothing to see here goyim...
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guy just rode past my house on a bike and moved the bins? wtf did he mean bu this

>>66599507
>whenever i'm around other people i constantly think about being judged
i can relate to this. ime it fades the more content with life you are.

>even when i hang out with my flatmates i end up mentally drained afterwards because i know i'll always be a loser and won't know how to make friends like them
that's very self-defeating and its a self fulfilling prophecy. it sounds like they're at least open to you being their friend. but of course the more you reject them the harder it gets.

you may have convinced yourself they hate you or whatever but to me it sounds like they genuinely care. even if you don't become their best mate, or even like them too much, it's so much easier to make friends when you have some to start with.

>knowing i'll always be gay and that i'll be associated with stereotypical faggots if i come out doesn't help either desu
i don't know what to say to this. saddens me that there are so many judgmental people still in the world.
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WHO THE FUCK UP?!?!
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>>66599666
Post machines x
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>>66599728
VERY obnoxious post

yank
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>>66599606
do normies even eat breakfast?
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>>66599666
what kind of a jew are you?
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>>66599770
Normalfag here, just had a bowl of Shreddies.
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>>66599770
they feast off the fake compassion they offer to people i think
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>>66599809
And coffee
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>be black
>be female
>study "marketing"
>never, ever be out of a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi0IOqzJs8g
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Thoughts on the latest ep. of black mirror ive just watched:

"yes yes, that really makes me think"
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>>66599820
goddamn i want coffee but i dont wanna leave my room. if only i could order coffee and breakie like i order pizza
:-(
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>>66599770
married, home-owning normie here. had some porridge with a banana chopped up in it.
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would love a cup of coffee but i don't have any of the ingredients
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>>66599849
sounds to me like a: business idea
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>>66599849
*pours coffee under your door*

here you go lad x
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>>66599852
yeh that sounds like a VERY normie meal
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>>66599849
buy a programmable coffee maker for your room and program it to make coffee when you want it

I don;t have this but I have an electric kettle in my room I make tea with while I shower so I have one ready when I get up
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>>66599852
how many other normies attended your wedding
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Business idea: delivery coffee
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>>66599857
>buy bean
>put beans in the kettle
>press the go button

ez
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Business idea: deliver coffee like pizza

(my idea, will sue anyone who says anything similar)
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>>66599885
24 for the ceremony, about 80 for the evening party thing desu, was a nice day.
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>boiler packed in a few days ago
>no heating
>cold showers
>E energy rating (fuck all insulation)

Aaah yes
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>>66599888
I imagine loads of hipster mongs would love this
a piping hot cup on their doorstep in the morning, like a modern milkman
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15 posts is too much
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>>66599894
need milk too

coffee mate would suffice
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>>66599916
were you a /brit/poster before you married?
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>>66599909
BAD idea
better to have a "membership" thing like meals on wheels where every morning you get coffee and every evening you leave the pot out for collection.
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business idea: teasmaid for the 21st century. add a little fridgey bit to keep milk cold, give it a digital clock and a radio. maybe bluetooth.
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>>66599916
disgusting
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TV programme idea: We set up quiet, timid East Asian blokes on blind dates with loud energetic African American females.
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Uber delivers in some cities, have one pick you up your Starbees and some sausage egg mcmuffins every morning
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kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
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4chan business idea: reply to your own posts saying 'good post' to create false street cred
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>>66599953
my grandmum has a broken one of these around somewhere, would be nice to fix up
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>>66599986
thats genius, youre a genius
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really not a fan of being awake right now desu
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who got the get
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>>66599949
yeah
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>>66599993
good post
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>>66599999
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willy is a bit red and feels a little weird lads

might have an std
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>>66599909
McDonalds will deliver coffee here
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what about the 00000 one
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>>66600021
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>>66598599
>>66598621
Oh damn that got the nostalgia going.
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>>66600000

was totally unaware this get was coming :/
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alri thailad
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>>66600062
>SEA monkey gaypost gets it

wew
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>>66599994
if there was a modern one i'd get it desu. it's a clock that makes you a cup of tea when you wake up, what's not to like?
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>>66600068
alri
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Business idea: we set up shy, timid tesco employees from Sheffield with Thai web proxies
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>>66600062
me too
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>the noncing hour begins
fucks sake
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>>66600100
gib profits
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>>66600124
*runs out my runt cage and leaps onto your head, noncing your scalp

eh eh
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going to sleep now
you all enjoy your day x
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>>66600134
good post
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what are asian girls like lads?

> mfw seeing so many short ones with THICC thighs and beautiful pale legs
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>>66600136
New fleg again?
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>>66600179
either complete nutters, control freaks, or very sweet timid girls who are afraid of you hating them.

t. been with one of each.
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>>66600206
i ain't there to date the bitch just want to fuck her
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>>66600237
ok
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>>66600226
it still applies
I had a Korean girl kick me in the balls because I did something she didn't like, then run off crying and sobbing on the floor so I wouldn't retaliate or anything.
it was some real mindfuck shit.
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HAVE A SAD CUM BB
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>>66600281
> starts crying on the floor
it's like she wants me to fucking destroy dat pussy
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VERY gassy this morning lads
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>>66600281
I have a fantasy about deporting a stuck up Asian bitch
No sex involved or anything
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what's the appeal in working

literally 5 days a week 9-5

whole fucking life slaving away

i dont want to grow up lads, graduating this year and I REALLY DONT WANT TO FUCKING WORK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
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>he has to work after graduation

Howling m8

>he's not just living off inheritance

Haha this must be satire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

it hurts...
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Hate my life tbqh, doing my fucking NUT
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should i walk to a coffee store and just get something? it's really far away though, like 200 meters

dont know if i can make it lads
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Literally spend my whole life roleplaying and I don't give a fuck. I'll never be a rich, famous journalist IRL so why should I care about real life?
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>>66600314
that's why you do something you love and don't delusion yourself like i have lad
love clinical microbiology work but convinced myself i wanted to be a pharmacist because of the better pay
i mean i like pharmacy but the work every day gets boring and repetitive
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>>66597866

so have you guys seen the pics of kate middletons tits?
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>>66600418
I do enjoy the line of work I've chose, but even still 9-5 is too much for me. I want to actually life my life outside of work. I want to have days off for fuck sake. Two days a week off for the rest of my life? Just kill me.
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>>66600296
this was while we were making out and getting ready for sex
I can't remember what I said, I think some stupid joke and she got really mad. then we made up later after both of us calmed down and I hit her with a pillow
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Sitting in the car just about to head into the office for another day of wagecucking
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>>66600430
you're not special, get on with it like everyone else does you whining little wanker
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>FTM wants to get fucked by men anyway
Really made me think...
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>>66600486
Literally cannot be fucked mate, decided I'm just going to sit on the dole for the rest of my life even though I have a graduate position job lined up at £32K. Real life is shite mate.
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>>66600504
getting fucked is a lot of fun desu, dont blame him/her
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do you like Nick Cave's last album so far?
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>>66600526
ok lad, the depression will hit you about 7 months in. enjoy it.
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gas the capitalists class war now
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>>66600504
>tribes
wtf
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>>66600544
Despite being a bifag I've never wanted to get fucked. I just love fucking trannies. I've had a few FTM message me about wanting to hookup but the thought grosses me out. Like why go out of your way to try and become male and then proceed to want to get fucked by them again weird desu.
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>>66600504
Grindr is fucking disgusting
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>>66600613
>I just love fucking trannies.

how did you start fucking trannies. my friend hired a prostitute and when he wanted to rub her pussy he came across a penis but still did it for saving his money and he occasionally fucks trannies now. what is your story?
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>>66600613
what about MTF who like women?
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>>66600613
i have like a psychological affection for it

the actual act itself of being fucked doesn't feel that great and the next couple of hours afterwards are terrible
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>>66600639
>still did it for saving his money and he occasionally fucks trannies now.
need to make a Muslim version of this
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LOVE this pepe
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Well, looks like the proto gf is going off me lads. Maybe I should beat her to it.
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tfw you realise you will never work as what you really want to work as
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>>66600681
not realised this yet

still an arrogant student though so there's time
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>>66600696
i am too, but the line of work i really desire to go down is fenced for oxbridge blueblood
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>>66600660
you're welcome
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a white populace?
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>>66600639
I'm a degenerate that loves sex. Kind of a nympho. I met one on Craigslist a few years ago and had great sex and the rest is history. they are usually pros at sucking dick too like 10/10 head.
>>66600645
Almost as fucked but not as bad IMO.
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>>66600709
is it politics? otherwise imperial is probably in there too

love looking through those company careers booklets where they say they're looking for "oxbridge, lse, or imperial" graduates
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>>66600739
nah it's journalism

i'm a software engineering student that will graduate this year from a uni in the top 30, nowhere near required to get into that field
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https://www.instagram.com/bambieberlin/

may be w*nking to this way later boise
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>>66600735
Fuck more trannies, give us some love. God knows my parents dont give me any ;-;
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going to work bey
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>>66600794
bey
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Wanked twice before getting out of bed
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>>66600794
have a nice day
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>>66600794
goodbey
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>it's the reddit flag crew hours
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> girls keep smiling at me and i just smile back but have no idea what to do beyond that
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really wish the nonce was here so that I could kill him with my bare hands 2bh
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Xanax knocked me out cold. Woke up with the laptop still on the bed and candle still burning on the windowsill
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>>66600830

a girl hasnt smiled at me for 10 years. you must be attractive or are doing something right.
>>
only got 4 hours sleep again
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>>66600856
hey i remember you posting about eating xannies
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>>66600856

how much did you take?
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>>66600784
I'm having one over tomorrow night. Last time we fucked s/he was taking it like a champ and said she loved me (lel) s/he has some great hormone fits and a nice bubble butt. Pretty passable too.

Come to Texas and I'll show you some love
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>>66600868
been going to gym so i can one day bully a nerd like you
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>he isnt part of the reddit flag crew skype group

howling
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>>66600890
It's gay, you're gay
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>>66600856
runt life
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Need a bf
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>>66600899
watch it chrissy
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>>66600887

then i hope you keep sperging with girls, retard.
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>>66600886
>travel to texas
Thats like a planet away
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>mfw i put the pin on the highest weight on the machine when i'm finished
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>>66600887
>TFW handsome 194cm and /fit/
Back off runt
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>>66600890
How do I join?
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>>66600946
Lanky streak of shit
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>>66600946
> tfw 195cm and /fit/

I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE, YOU FUCKING MANLET
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>>66600948
pass the interview stage then give over your skpe and you'll be added
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>>66600942
> finish my lmao2pl8 deadlifts
> fill the entire barbell with 20kg plates
> walk out the gym with the fucking plate filled barbell still on the ground
> mfw walking past Chad and Leeron as he notices
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really made me think
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>>66600613
Trannies are disgusting.
And you're disgusting for enabling them.
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>>66600994
stellar post

don't tell it to the nonce, I'm he's a big tranny fan
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posting to see >>66600999
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>>66600968
>>66600970
Back the fuck off??
>>66600988
>2pl8 deadlift
Confirmed runt haha that's like 14 year old girl strength
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i'm walking in with a gang of niggers, gang of niggers
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>>66601019
hmm oh?
well then chad you had better clean up my fucking plates you fucking piece of shit
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>>66601012
That's a cool number
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>>66600994
I definitely wouldn't fuck around anywhere on that god forsaken AIDS infested continent.
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GETTING MYYYYYYYYYYY
DAILY DOOOOOOOSSEEE
OF SARGON AND MOLYNEUX LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSS
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>>66601039
A delicious surprise?
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>>66601048
It's literally impossible to get AIDS if you use PrEP and a condom.
Trannies are still gross though.
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>>66601076
it's fortunate that the French aren't people
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>>66601082
literally wrong
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>>66600974
Who uses it
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>>66601153
7 regulars and 4 others
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477467046781.webm
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>>66601082
That's fine if you don't like them, guess it all comes down to personal preference. Definitely need to go to Thailand soon and OD on boiipussi
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>>66601162
sounds like the height of autism
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>>66601179
HAHA FUGGIN HOMO :DDD
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>>66601181
it is

but it's comfy

3 of them are meeting up this weekend coming
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>>66601162
Sounds a bit sad lol
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>>66601198
>>66601198
>>66601198
>>66601198
>>66601198
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>>66601204
see above
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