/brit/

Bit disgusting

>>66596207
enjoy your ban

ewww anon! gross!

>mam
who he fuck says this

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Which is better lads, OK Computer or The Bends?

>>66596237
Raidohead is shit tier lmao

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>>66596179
>>66596181
Just some anon roleplaying about his fake daughter and a lot of imposter anons playing along too.

It's pretty autistic

putting you all on notice

i've had enough of this relationship r9k shite
will not tolerate anymore in my /brit/

I want to kill myself so badly. I fantasize about going through my little ritual before doing the dead, and relish the thought of my parents knocking at the door, the knocks growing more and more desperate as no reply comes, until the door is brought down and they see my corpse - and by then, I will have ceased to exist, and I will have stopped caring and hurting and there won't be anything to bother me anymore forever - just like a long sleep. And I'll never have to be 'me' again.

What's it like to snuggle with a girl lads?

>>66596252
hmm

not sure about this one

>>66596237
Both very good.. I prefer The bends

>>66596264
It's gay as shit

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My daughter just had a nightmare, lads.

Charlotte and I are now cuddling in my bed.

>>66596262
Its /r9k/ not to talk about relationships tb h

They've all given up on women.

>>66596264
Cannot imagine

dumb pirate frogposter

>>66596223
why would they ban him?

>>66596264
incredibly comfy and satisfying. a big smirk will go across your face

especially hearing and feeling her quiet warm breath on you

fuck i miss it

>>66596286
nah dont rate this

send em back pat x

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>>66596314
sounds nice

>>66596289
don't care

this talk is shite and i've had enough of it

>>66596264
like doing chores except this one gets into your brain too

>>66596207
filename makes me think this is from a wikipedia article which makes me laugh desu

Fucking hate it when people talk about ex gfs on /brit/

Really brings home how I will never escape this place

>>66596322
o-ok

going to do a sleep and you brits (the few there) should two after all it is late

>>66596365
hows your ex?

imagine living in Athens during or just before the peloponnesian war and being a passive participant of not just the genesis of western civilization but one of its apogees

really dislike the stick the Greek lads get on here

OK

by the way you do things to my body

*enters thread*

imagine living in the roman empire and shitposting on the walls with primitive gimmicks

>>66596390
never had one

>>66596365
not nearly as bad as all the low quality foreigners in the thread

who do they think they are, Anusj Kaboom

>>66596410
*Stands in the middle of the entrance*

>>66596419
youve had sex surely though?

>>66596365
my ex gf would scream daddy at the top of her lungs whenever I fucked her in the ass and would squirt everywhere like her pussy was a broken sprinkler tbqh

>>66596430
no but i've had the oppurtunity so I basically have

>>66596435
nice lad, got any more made up stories for us?

>>66596425
*points to the floor*
dropped your gay card

IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/11507879
http://www.strawpoll.me/11507879
http://www.strawpoll.me/11507879

>>66596435
and yet here you are

cheers m8, unironicalmade me feel loads better

>>66596440
>no but i've had the oppurtunity so I basically have
Average brit ladies and gents

>>66596223
It's just lotion and water dummy

>>66596435
howling at how untrue this is

>>66596454
Oh, yeah. Cheers
*Picks it up*

>>66596452
Not everyone on 4chan is a virgin loser like yourself m8

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> he hasn't had bro time before

haha, oh my goodness!

and what if trump does not win?

>>66596457
>mam
>taig
mam is northern english, m8

>>66596457
mam and NOT a taig tyvm

>its a yanks with no sense of humour thread

Right, off to bed then lads

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post waifu

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I want Diane to keep a slice of bread in her cunt for 24 hours and then have me eat it.

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>>66596452
yes check the Bibble

>>66596473
anything for you la

*lets the yank sneak in while you're preoccupied*

>tfw no spanish longboarder gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLRsz_sr750

>>66596492
sorry mate. i saw the posts they made and i couldnt stop them

>>66596515
why have women such laughably pathetic motor skills

Need more acid house/techno producers to listen to lads

>>66596546
plastikman

That's it, sir, you're leaving, the crackle of of pigskin
The dust and the screaming, the yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit, the panic, the vomit

filing a request for the "banter stops" image

fannies are soft and puffy

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post

>>66596553
>puffy
only when they're aroused

>>66596546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmmZiuMxyo

you a're welcome

how does a pussy taste like

are irish people such crafty little manlet alcoholics in the british isles as they are in the states?

>>66596580
well ireland is in the british isles so

yes?

>>66596578
not even a meme when people say like coins

>>66596551
This is what plays as the yanks are driven out of /brit/ tb h

damn

how hard is /brit/? i genuinely unironically drink 2 cups of folgers black silk coffee with one(1) splenda packet, no milk or cream every morning
>>66596578
i tried to go down on a fat girl once and i gagged. audibly. was awkward

>>66596578
lick yourself and find out you stupid little brown shitbag

fuck off dutch faggot

>>66596602
russia coming out strong with the bants

>>66596483
>>66596484
literally everyone in ireland excepting j*ckeens (who say *shudders* mum) says mam or ma
FOT

>>66596578
depends on what she has been eating/drinking. it's pretty shit

>>66596622
and what if she eats pizza???

>>66596620
what did you mean by this?

>>66596629
then it will taste like pizza

>>66596620
reddit

>>66596640
reddit

mmmmmmmm :9

>>66596640
been here since I was 13 so I do Not care

how does a mexican smell like

>>66596615
first off, you wouldn't fucking know you yank piece of shit

secondly, paddies famously say ma

lastly, mam northern english end of

great the fucking leaf that sucks off every brit poster by mentioning yanks every second is here

>>66596650
3 years isn't really that long

>>66596643
reddit

how does a small beer taste like

in reddit........things............happen

>>66596660
reddit

>>66596673
ask a yank

yanks yanks yanks yanks yanks yanks yanks yanks yanks

>>66596629
You know how your dick smells bad even if it's clean but you drank coffee earlier?

Same with girls

>>66596661
paddies say ma AND mam excepting jackeens as i said
apparently southerners say ma too (pronounced maw)
3rd im curious to hear an englishman say mam. vocaroo please.

thanks

>>66596689
4chan

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Embarking on a slumber lads

>>66596707
Do you watch any sports?

>>66596710
*Hands you a duvet, fresh out of the dryer*

https://twitter.com/7MSD3/status/771916695334227968

>>66596689
>leaf yanks

Could I
not take it in vain? Oh,
could I
not fake it again?
Can't I
not take it in pain? Oh,
can't I
not fake it again?

baseball and football

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morning lads

canada has the most aesthetic flag in the world

>>66596580
this accurately describes me

>>66596706
shut it micked you fookin spastic you are a jackeen and will never have the acceptance of culchies you so desperately crave

>>66596706
>Noun
>mam (plural mams)
>(informal and colloquial) Diminutive of mother.

>Usage notes
>Used in place of mum or ma in Northumbrian dialects such as Geordie, as well as throughout Ireland and Liverpool, and the South Wales valleys; the Welsh word for mother is mam.

apparently they do say it in ireland but i've only ever heard it used by northerners and i only associate it with them

i dont say mam and i speak queens english so i can't vocaroo it for you sorry
maybe a geordie anon will oblige you

>>66596744
screeching

>>66596743
>>66596710
That was quick lad

disney portrayed hercules as a redhead man with blue eyes...................

>>66596743
morning wagey

came to uni thinking I had a speech - turns out I infact did not have a speech and have made a fool of myself

>>66596758
that's probably not the same person

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>>66596760

my anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DpZkE0EwH0

ylilauta

>>66596207
You masturbate with your right hand?
Pleb, get good. Other hand is best hand.

reckon an american would konk out after a swig of skol super

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LAAAAAAAAAADS

https://youtu.be/9waBd3yPOLE

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>>66596758

>>66596781
hewat

>>66596782
haha because it's uncomfortable

like lasses are with you

haha LAD

>>66596749
native culchie dub at the very worst
i never lived in dublin except as a baby. got maybe 3 memories of there

dumb icelandic frogposter

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and thats it?

got some arabic song stuck in my head

well and truly fucked because I have literally no clue where its from

fanny is utterly drenched thinking about all these british accents

>>66596797
*living there
plenty of memories of being there since half the family lives there

>>66596815
arabia

>>66596786
not too fond of oasis, sounds like gay fag music tbqh

>>66596789
icelandic pmf redpill me i beg

stoooooooooooooooop posting frogs

>>66596822
>>>/cum/

>>66596816
>american doing a shart

how surprising...

>>66596822
t.expert of being a gay fag

boggles my mind that if you flew up really high and had xray vision and looked everywhere in the world you could find the girls who make these asmr videos and kiss them in real life

>>66596797
whatever anto

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goodnight

asmr has got to be the runtiest thing ever devised

really wanna kill frogs

>>66596846
kc

>>66596829
?

but when girls do it, it is cute xDDDDDDDD

>>66596864
Is Chicharito your hero?

Is everyone extra depressed right now?

>>66596863
This. It doesn't give anyone 'tingles' either.

I get immense chills from music, yet absolutely nothing from that runt-trap ASMR

Women exploiting desperate men

>>66596816
ey up lass gis agait on't thine norks

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>but when girls do it, it is cute xDDDDDDDD

>>66596896
What about Rafa Marquez?

>>66596853
arent you a jackeen

>>66596864
:(

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I only smoke weed when I need to
And I need to get some rest, yo, where's the sess
I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty

And at the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam

When the light above my head went BAM
I can't sleep, something's all over me
Greasy, insomnia please release me
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath

Tearing off tights with my teeth
But there's no relief
I'm wide awake in my kitchen
It's black and I'm lonely
Oh if I could only get some sleep
Creaky noises make my skin creep
I need to get some sleep
I can't get no sleep

>>66596886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXV0dUxVc50

watching this right now, for the tingles

post toot :)

slime season

>>66596886
r/gonewildaudio gets me hard

>>66596904
shut up

the CIA is here

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>>66596921
My ears!

>>66596937
that's what happens when ordinary porn just doesn't do it anymore

must suck not being able to get tingles from asmr

they feel goooooooood

got an urge to batter this icelandic hobbit

*checks that bedroom door is closed*
*opens /e/*
ahh yes

>>66596938
t. west brit jackeen who loves hanging out with his mates and keeps getting in arguments with his mum

>>66596886
>Women exploiting desperate men
how are they exploiting us, they do it for free

>>66596959
*stands between you and icelad*

not so fast

>>66596975
hahaha
FOR FREE

want this girl to be my gf really bad

>>66596815
no surprises there bong lmao

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*blocks your path*

>>66596959
Does everyone want to batter me or is it just you making multiple posts on the subject?

>>66596972
why do you like laois so much? its such a shithole literally one of the worst countys

>>66596996
sorry mate, seems you got lost on your way to /r9k/

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>>66596958
The gf eating tendies
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8KnoGFRWSM0

important
http://www.strawpoll.me/11508026
http://www.strawpoll.me/11508026
http://www.strawpoll.me/11508026

>>66596786
supersonic is one of their few tolerable songs, no clue why people bang on about the drummer on it

>Stimulithat can trigger ASMR, as reported by those who experience it, include the following:

>Listening to a softly spoken or whispering voice
>Listening to quiet, repetitive sounds resulting from someone engaging in a mundane task such as turning the pages of a book
>Watching somebody attentively execute a mundane task such as preparing food
>Receiving altruistic tender personal attention

This is autism

>>66597019
absolutely howling at this shit

this is so fucking gay hahahahaha would heem any one who told me they listened to this irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed5Ow7475E4

decalcifying atm

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NOTHING wrong with asmr URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI

>>66597013
i dont really, i agree portlaoise is a shithole. too many foreigners thanks to council housing there.
i despise chicago utterly though. ive never lived in such a disgustingly large and sprawled city and its definitely not nice

AHAHAHAAHAH

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>>66597047
I'll defend my asmrfu's honour

>>66597086
you really type like you're a 15 year old. are you cunt that used to namefag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPxjVjeJMI
wew

>>66597115
memes aside, this DOES look kinda badass

>>66597126
whoever i am, i'd bate the bollocks out of ya

wish we had bears in the uk still

gross tb.h

wish we had twinks in the uk still

wow really love this one :3 <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mugCf-y-M4

>>66597134
t. gg'er

listening to go plastic

>>66597115
lel naginata is a woman's weapon

>>66597151
Is this how you learned English?

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>lel naginata is a woman's weapon

it's so easy to tell which yanks are /brit/ regulars and which are fresh from /cum/

the CIA is still here :s

>>66597182
How can you tell? Point some out

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>h (pronounced aich)
please tell me no one itt does this

66597182
woah!! an expert on 4chan

>>66597166
*whispers "kill yourselves fucking scumbags" gently into your ear*

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>lel naginata is a woman's weapon

>>66597182
that's not a good thing that you can identify that you (more than likely fat if we're being honest here) bong lmao

>>66597207
Kek

>>66597182
*claps while walking out of the shadows*
well well well, it seems you've spotted me. took you a bit longer than i expected, i might add. yes, i'm from /cum/. now the question is..
*inhales my vape*
*while holding the vape in my lungs*
what are you gonna do about it?
*rips a fat ass vape cloud right in your fucking face*
*spits on you*

>>66597208
his mom took the pic

>>66597197
>pronouncing h at all
never bin to 'ull 'ave ye?

>>66597197
thats how it sounds though
haitch is for taigs

>>66597220
fresh from /cum/

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>*whispers "kill yourselves fucking scumbags" gently into your ear*

always have to adapt my posts at this time of day because of all the yanks

used to make britboo greentext stories back int eh day. that and saying that "quid" is american slang were my successful gimmicks.

might eat some crisps

>>66597242
literally everyone in cleveland pronounces it haich

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YANKI PUTO

s/o to Llangollen

una buela

>>66597270
FOY is one of my successful gimmicks and you should do it

>>66597276
think you misread my post m8

i dont care about some yank city so please don't talk to me about one okay? thanks

i am from /cum/

>>66597276
they're wrong desu

would heem the icelandic hobbit and any of his batty bodyguards without a second thought

>>66597314
*brays the living shite out of ye*
heh not so tuff now... huh...

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>*feels vibration*
Hmm wonder what that was, probably nothing

>*hear rumbling and feel ground moving*

Ah fuck lads, the gf has arisen. Be right back.

Webm related

>>66597314
*heems you in a defensive first-strike*

hhahahahahaha hobbit

who better /brit/ to give me some sartorial advice

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Outdoor-Breathable-Softshell-Jacket-Men-s-Black-Tactical-Hunting-Waterproof-Windproof-Jacket-Soft-shell-with-Fleece/1000001731869.html

thinking of copping

r8/recommend

so...this is the HoH

>>66597357
>aliexpress
runt

>>66597357
runt

tfw no jennie gf

>>66597357
>hunting
>in anything other than a barbour or lavenham
FOY

>>66597369
>>66597379

it's cheap, everything is chinky these days anyways. got anything better, say it la

>>66597340
*Sweeps your legs*
*Knocks you out with an axe kick to your head*
Heh. They just keep getting easier

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>>66597337
>To friends in my life <3

Why

>>66597387
don't go too much on the hunting thing. not a hunter. in fact a vegetarian, animal lover.

ffs i just came for some recommendation

mmmmm okay

>>66597340
>>66597398
Oops. It will seem i accidentally committed friendly fire

>>66597389
whats wrong with the jacket you have at the moment? is it not tactical enough?

why do all brits where tops with american cities on them it's weird

>>66597440
I don't

>>66597433
well, i gave away my nice Patagonia jacket to a friend since he liked it and didn't have one

>>66597440
they dont. only chavs do

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>>66597404

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>>66597410
doesn't matter

if you're wearing a hunting jacket, it better be barbour

>>66597357
> not hunting in nothing but a loincloth
Fucking casual

>>66597419
friendly heeming

ONEITUS UPDATE: So I asked her to wingwomen me and she's sleeping in my living room rn.

lols.

>>66597440
i'm nudist you egotistical cunt

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>>66597483
You

hi guys

>>66597481
i have a barbour. best jacket ive ever owned

>>66597483
it's 40F in here

>>66597481
ok, at least i got a name. thx

hello

>>66597448
t. loyalist

>>66597523
>F

FOY

>>66597471
>>66597448
opps lads that time of the night x

>>66597440
unironically wearing a des moines tee shirt right now

>>66597546
278K, sorry. didn't ((realise)) everyone here is a bloody CERN scientist

tá bollixed me ag ann agam

tá me ag feckiocht

>>66597503
is the dogger ok ??

Got the jammies on for the 3rd period of the game lads :3

>>66597588
put it in centigrade or i refuse to read your post

i've found Allah lads

>>66597598
He released it shortly after

>>66597503
Fuck that's fantastic

>>66597643
NO! I'd rather sip tea than that!

>>66597643
>centigrade
foy

Did anyone else notice that Tasmanians and Kiwis have pretty much the same accent?

>>66597651
Full video. If you are interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

>>66597675
Same with Kiwis and Aussies

need this qt girl i took on a date to become my gf

zero replies to him

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>>66597639
literally me

she keeps fkn calling me for more but i cant take the guilt and distain from it so i'm ignoring her

>>66597701
need you out of business sunshine

>>66597687
same with brits and aussies

identical

>>66597707
Are you talking about the dork with the brilliant plan of playing uninterested so she'll magically fall in love with him?

>>66597720
you and aussies are pretty similar apart from the fact you lads have a shit sense of humour

you're great at everything else though

>>66597712
just do eeeet
dont let us nerds meme you out of webcam sex

>>66597752
im really funny haha

CIA plz

this general makes me laugh

>>66597777
nice numbers

>>66597754
not you nerds stopping me lad

i just genuinely don't want to

>>66597777
im really funny haha

>>66597759
tell us a joke lad

>>66597777
Solid digits tbqhchangalang

And your laugh makes me generalise

>>66597712
Hm? You're going to quit without a single nude for the lads?
Bit mean

>>66597777
Chyna

>>66597677
I'd seen that one where he uses snakes to catch rabbits. but I didn't realize there were heaps of them.

>>66597830
i posted a nude before of her hairy fanny

check the archives

blacked mirror

>>66597707
>>66597741
AHAHA don't even care I'm so over her she can fuck right off.

[N]
>>66597866
>>66597866
>>66597866

i was talking about the homo who posted the tranny

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>>66597752
How are yanks and Aussies similar? I just don't see it

oh awoh you think you're special
oh awoh you think you're something else
ok, so you're a rocket scientist
that don't impress me much

>>66597712
i thought you would suck them LOL

>>66597904
i would LOL

>>66597894
I saw her in concert once in Québec City. She tried to do everything in French. Normally one appreciates that sort of thing, but in this case her French was so awful that it really just ruined the whole concert.

>>66597840
RIP

>>66597944
odd post

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>>66597996
odd country

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>>66597884
Have you seen the NZ queen? they morphed her with Maori features

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>>66598632
This is the worst example of cuckerous sedition I have seen since the American revolution

Why haven't you guys annexed them yet?

>>66598712
2bh Maori culture is way better than worshipping a rich person who shows up once every 70 years to fire your politicians...

>>66596207
Hello brits