Mushroom season edition
first
NEED a lebanese christian gf
>>66594845
yeh but im talking about banter lad
UP
THE
RA
lads
Doesn't Northern Wales have the best shrooms in the UK?
:)
Still pissed after a few of these
>330ml cans
need someone to do an easter toad with a budweiser can
>>66594851
actually cannot wait for mushroom season to start around here.
going to collect a shitload of psilocybe weilii and freeze them so I have them year round
Unironically got 4 cans of coors light in the fridge because they were £2.70 at Morrisons
They're 440ml cans though
>>66594891
Gonna go get a burrito
>>66594895
>12oz
Fucking yanks
iceland>denmark>norway>sweden
england>wales>scotland>northern ireland
the can meme
>>66594902
who gives a fuck alcohol is alcohol. not gettign very far with 4 cans though
>>66594863
brooklyn mentioned
>>66594895
That's 355mL
I need a bit of minge any tips?
matate spic de mierda
>>66594901
google tells me they only grow in shite
Feel like there's no escape from this hell
>12fl oz = 330ml
british education
Never even seen regular coors in the shop only coors light what's up with that
trump is a shill, can't understand why even ""redpilled"" people like him
>>66594895
>superior drinkability
what the fuck? drinkability? do yanks have a problem drinking some brands of beer or something? does the alcohol make them screw up their faces like children?
>>66594954
focus on the little things
like how funny this image is
>>66594960
the regular coors is banned, people kept confusing it for coke and dying of alcohol poisoning
>>66594954
The little x in the upper right of this window.
That's your exit.
>>66594957
>>66594969
sometimes it gets stuck in one of the chins
>log onto facebook
>girl i fancy changed her profile pic
>her and some guy i don't recognise
ah yes, very nice for her
A mate brought loads of bud light once because it was on a right sale at whatever shithole he was shopping at. None of us had had it before but were cautiously optimistic about the whole thing, if it's that cheap then you can make up for the alcohol content by just downing a lot, right?
Nah. Impossible to get drunk off the stuff.
Anybody play the new battlefield?
Best game I've played in a while lads, operations mode is so fun
>>66594984
that's a very nice picture of an american beer can you have there
>>66594977
>not browsing the chon in full screen mode
pretty into this new retrowave stuff lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONeRsXh8NKE
left this general for a day, and now there's a new ""gimmick"" here hahahah
>>66594984
American cans are bigger, when I was over in canada they were around 350ml I think
>>66595005
i've not played it, i heard it was dead desu
what's the player cap for it?
>american talks about a "tallboy" beer
>wonder wtf he means
>he just means a normal can of beer
>>66594984
your cans are ~24ml smaller than ours
>>66594989
was talking about banter mate
average group of brit lads would easily outbanter the average group of yank 330ml can drinkers
>why yes, I do take my laptop to lectures
American Adjunct Ale is brewed to appeal to the largest number of people (read: plebeians).
One is supposed to drink it chilled, and the "superior drinkability" of Bud Light is part of its mass appeal, which is why it's piss.
>>66594984
That's not an American can, silly.
Can't believe how uneducated you brits are.
>fibre
>flavourings
throwing up in my mouth tbqh
Remember, it's 355 mL.
Why do the Dutch make so much mdma
>>66594949
nah they grow under evergreen trees in the forest usually. they love sewage drains too though
>>66595031
It's dead? it just came out mate, 200k players on ps4. it's 64 players on the bigger modes
why don't girls want to sit on my peepee
do i have to talk to them?
>having predrinks at my house
>yank says he'll bring the carry out
>brings us up one single 330ml bud lite each
>>66595033
You're kidding, is that actually what it means?
>>66595012
>>66595027
>>66595035
>>66595050
The point is that your beer cans are a similar amount to our coke cans
25ml isn't really a big difference lads
/g/ did NOT take kindly to the @ gimmick
>>>/g/57240105
>>66595067
nah just heard operations mode was dead. i've been playing conquest 64 player and it's been fun as.
what's the maximum amount of players for conquest?
Why do Americans call beer "malt liquor"?
Why do Americans call cat piss "beer"?
>>66595033
fucking kek
The absolute STATE of America
>mayor khan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIkNY5xjy5k
imagine putting your bollocks in that
>>66595050
>Thinking <8% more "lite" beer will make a difference
/g/ is filled of retards
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475794558899.webm
very good and interesting webm watch if you want to see what happens
what's the difference between bud and bud light?
>>66595085
I've been finding matches no bother, conquest is 64 players maximum
You can buy beers bigger that lmao shit tier bongs
an impartial observer of this thread could only come to the conclusion that you are very insecure about americans
>>66595118
fucks sake i meant maximum players for operations hahaha utter melt i am
how the fuck did they get graffiti up there
>>66595080
i did my part
>went to pub with yank mate
>bought him his first pint
>OOH MAN LOOK AT ALL THAT BEER
>he takes a sip
>tries to hide his face twisting
>o-oh yeah that's the stuff
>he was holding that one pint all night
the can meme is funny, because i do not understand it hahahaha
I feel like some of you runts are misunderstanding that light beer is lower in calories not alcohol percentage
It's a similar percentage to the piss lager we have over here (4-5%)
me (my dark side)
literally on my arse after a 300ml coors light lads
>>66595135
oh yeah?
>>66595161
is he an afghan or just a northerner?
Decided to have an extra 25ml of Beer lads haha
>this makes the American shit himself
ahaahahaha the pirate is bringing the bants
>>66595140
64 players
>>66595185
BIG
LONG
SCOTTISH
CANS
>>66595141
they can write upside down
>>66595148
>>66595133
wtf that guy's giant
battlefront 2 is the superior game
>>66595141
>>66595110
>doing shit like this on a longboard
>not going downhill at 80kmh
son i am disappoint
>>66595197
oh very cool i'll give it a go today la
>>66595185
>radiator coolant
nice try
>>66595161
i like your raven staff anon
>>66595163
Did a yank break ur heart babes? x
>>>/g/57240421
>machine intelligence
ahahaha
stupid cunt
not been feeling well lads
been drinking everyday
what should i do?
>The Chinese firm with a financial stake in the proposed Hinkley Point C project has been charged with nuclear espionage, according to the US justice department.
why yes lets let the chinese build a nuclear plant here
You're posting on 4chan at 3am on a tuesday bragingg about much you drink.
Just a reminder
>you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
>Yanks can't drink till they're 21
Enjoy your capri-suns m8s!
save money by buying girls drinks then filling your own glass when it comes back out of their fanny
>>66595235
is he the one behind the machine invasion? what's his master plan?
capri suns taste good though
>>66595239
>letting the chinese build anything in your country
>>66594851
Already went picking a few days ago 2bh.
Also just made some curry udon lads.
@66595245
>not browsing the chans over 21
>>66595237
stop drinking
just ate ALL the cookie dough out of my sister's ice cream haha hope that dumb cunt enjoys her vanilla
i am an adult why am i like this
Dear Post Number Sixty-Six Million, Five Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand, One Hundred Forty-Seven
I shan't be reading this.
Yours Truly,
Anonymous
>>66595248
a very intriguing post
*bookmarks it*
Average size of the cans we drink in wales
>>66595226
Legitimately nothing wrong with Tennent's.
Tennent's Super, now that's when you have to question your life choices.
hillary's rally in florida today
that's a big can
>>66595241
you're getting upset because strangers half way around the world are saying you dont drink very much
just click and collected something I can't collect
go me
>>66595245
>Fermented capri-suns
can't believe are hildog is secretly planning on starting world war 3
mad
>>66595275
>One Hundred Forty-Seven
Foy
>>66595281
>Asahi
>drinking from cans
ah yeas
66595287
don't care, fuck off
>>66595310
ah yes, 2 girls 1 pint
>>66595264
i live in the countryside beside a forest with tons of mushrooms ,even saw some of those meme red mushrooms t'other day
how do i tell which mushrooms are quote magic unquote
>>66595287
wow there are white families!!!!
Ordered a can in lads
this reminds me of a funny story of when i was 20 and tried to buy rum from the liquor store
Wales>Northern Ireland>Scotland>England
>met a girl in a club
>got her number
OK now what
Donald Trump's rally in Washington DC today
>>66595336
don't really care
mexican beer is actually pretty good
>fell in love with a girl online
haven't seen their face
what do I do it's been years
they haven't been on in months
>>66595340
northern ireland mentioned
>>66595347
bullshit
>>66595345
Contact said number genius
need this gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3aBucvZ_Vg
>>66595310
What did you mean by this
>>66595345
Ask if she'd like to come over for a couple of refreshing coke cans full of fermented piss
>>66595360
sell it to data collection agencies
>>66595352
off yourself
>>66595345
how did you do that mate?
>>66595340
>Northern Ireland>Scotland
You realise Norn is NOT like proper Ireland, right?
>>66595375
the progressive woman is qter
>>66595370
Saying what
Been thinking about her way too much, scared she might start being a fucking oneitis.
he was being himself
>Why, my choice of beer? An Asahi for me please m'lady
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
Lucky Star is an unironically good anime.
>mfw going to /an/
How is it possible for EVERY board to be full of raging autists? The only boards that are seemingly free of it are the ones that get like 3 posts a week
>>66595345
>>66595408
this man has a job to fund his hobby which he isn't ashamed of. he doesn't care about getting laid, and doesn't put pussy on a pedestal. he's the definition of an alpha male
I'm probably the best ice hockey player in here
>>66595391
Talked to her for 2 hours, kissed her a bit
Cannot remember any of it, I was off my head
She must have liked me though because I gave her my number and she could have just not done anything but she texted me first
>>66595402
top yourself faggot
don't have a friend in the world
>>66595430
thinking about maybe giving up hockey
>>66595436
you have me x :3
>>66595449
*walks towards you*
>>>/g/57240569
you first
Trump's rally in Westminster this afternoon
>>66595458
no i don't
>>66595434
what'd you just say to me?
>>66595477
me in the middle
What's it like to hold a girl's hand lads?
wow, didn't know that trump visited that place
>>66595328
You just need to know which species are the ones you're looking for. The most common mushroom for picking in Europe/Northern hemisphere is psilocybe semilanceata. They don't grow in forests. They prefer open areas that are not too overgrown like parks and grasslands.You can bruise magic mushrooms and see a blue colour change if you have a keen eye.
>>66595471
why do they do that
I wouldn't do that for love nor money
>>66595477
imagine the smell of anuses
Sometimes I like to fantasize about turning to a life of crime. My humble criminal beginnings, my rise to the top, and when my empire eventually crumbles and I go out with a bang
Got no friends at uni
>>66595505
bit gay this
Found a wild tribe of runts on the 'tube
https://youtu.be/slbQeR5kjcE
>>66595310
>>66595471
>>66595403
ask her to the pub or something or just say you had a good time. The hardest part is just initiating contact. It's easy as shit once they start talking lmao
Alright thanks for the fucking help
First time a get a girls number and you guys are useless
All you guys do is talk shite, you're all fucking autistic retards when it comes to girls and you know it.
off to be lads
>>66595509
join either the bjj or boxing clubs
>>66595497
alright sound mate
>>66595491
Just below kissing, which I assume is just below sex
is this all us shitting up the /g/ thread? or is there really bots? i've seen weird bottish posts for a while on that general but this is absurd
rate my dinner lads
having a cheeky shit
>>66595524
No idea what the bjj is and I'm pretty sure my parents would disown me if I took up a runt sport like boxing
bout to break some bread
and then eat it
thoughts?
I hate Robert Downey Jr, Jim Carrey and Stephen Fry
>>66595508
>Sometimes I like to fantasize about turning to a life of crime
well other people are going out and doing it
escapism won't work forever mate
>>66595509
Me too haha
When I finish lectures I have 9 hours of being alone every day
Starting to lose it a bit tb h
bots
>>66595491
makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside and like you want to be with the girl forever
been about 3 years since i've felt fuzzy or warm
>>66595552
Some guy has a bot.
You can tell, scroll up to the first few clearly /brit/ posts (many of which were mine) and look at the guy who's replying properly.
You can easily tell it's a bot because his posts have absolutely nothing to do with who he's replying to, plus he replies to people within 10 or so seconds.
>>66595561
brazilian jiu jitsu. and your parents would be thrilled if it meant you had friends and even a gf instead of being a pasty loser runt.
>finding magic mushrooms in the wild
ultra rare
>>66595508
Same except I fantasise about being a soldier who commits loads of war crimes and then I kill myself just before I'm exexuted by an international tribunal
>>66595141
by having a higher iq than you
give me something comfy to watch before I hit the hay boys
>>66595515
Not 100% sure on what the point of this was they've just smacked a can on their heads and it went everywhere
>>66595587
Yeah fuck off m8
>>66595515
>pours alcohol into his eyes
>Sometimes I like to fantasize about turning to a life of crime. My humble criminal beginnings, my rise to the top, and when my empire eventually crumbles and I go out with a bang
>>66595600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhDNXOcOkoc
https://youtu.be/76yWZcsgwF8
Choon
>>66595589
Coz I go out and punch them
Same with weed. My mate smokes cannabis And he knows if he leaves it lying around I'll punch it stupid
mmm buttholes
>>66595589
must suck to live over there then
there are shrooms everywhere here
>>66595618
I watched this for 30 seconds and suddenly developed a searing pain above my left eye at which point I was forced to stop
Why is it when I get out of a relationship I instantly get another oneitus how does that work?
>>66595633
what do you mean? You plant them or something?
>>66595627
you can either have butthole surfers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjIHmTEBgL0
or you can have hurdy gurdy man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpcye9GhCRc
but you can't have both
m8
>>66595653
because ur probably 17 lmao
>>66595653
You're overly sensitised to feelings of attachment. Usually rooted in childhood, are your parents divorced?
Also happens if you wank a lot.
>>66595666
No when I see them growing I get down in my knees and start rAining fists on them till they are mush
>>66595671
>pepper
Entry level m8
https://youtu.be/GXu9TYap67I
the ex sold me an oz for $80 today
no one cares
>tfw broken
Get him, lads.
>>>/pol/94578391
>>>/pol/94578391
>>>/pol/94578391
vintage choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4
think the game was my earliest meme
Not your personal army
>>66595615
In these fantasies I have you beat to death by a baseball bat with nails in it. I gotta admit, you took it like a man the whole way. Props to you, m8
goung to wear my slayer shirt, leather jacket, jeans, and trademark fedora to church this sunday and sit in the front pew and correct the priest every time he states a fallacy the entire mass
>>66595729
There's literally a 100% chance that's you
>>66595733
>>66595743
>>66595749
yanks doing some next level posting right now
cant wait for the new macbook pros in 2 days lads.
don't be bad with him
https://warosu.org/g/thread/57175395#p57177053
>>>/g/57240785
someone literally made a bot to shitpost on a specific thread on 4chan
>>66595765
Why are Mexicans so fat and lazy?
Another year of failure
:(
>>66595778
iktfb
>>66595778
join a right-wing death squad
>>66595780
aye
what a bunch of losers
>>66595778
>tfw got my first kiss 2 weeks ago
>had 3 more since
when you make it you'll know lad
>>66595778
>hemorraghing money
>made no new friends
>made absolutely NO gfs
>nearly 2017
had a freak about my life in early 2015
nothing's changed
what do I do
>>66595777
shit rolls downhill
any cocksucking tips lads? going to suck my first uncircumcised cock tomorrow night
>>66595810
don't use your teeth
hmmmmmmmm
I could order thing today and get it tomorrow
OR
I could go to Wigan and get thing today
wwjd
>tfw remember when I was a passionate /britpol/ poster
>used to meme about Moggsy and based Farage for hours and days on end
Christ I was an autist
>>66595778
>>66595780
>>66595794
>>66595804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo3lxKrjABE
>>66595804
enjoy it while it lasts. you're either a normie or you're not. your charade will only last so long before it comes tumbling down like a house of cards, because you're not equipped to function with other people and you'll fuck it up somehow
>>66595810
circumcise him with your teeth
>>66595810
make sure you're playing skepta while sucking that dick anon
i am receiving (yous) in /g/......edward snowden is posting there!!!!
>>66595780
might just leave the chons
>>66595853
before you do tell me how
t. 4chan addict
>>66595841
this I'm afraid
FUCK ESSEX
then show my lady flame
>>66594857
fuck off Anthony you fat piece of shit
carry on my wayward son
>>66595841
I am good looking, like 8/10. My goal is to find an abnormie 6/10 gf now
Not even trying to be normie, I'm still a friendless anti-social cunt. Just that now I can get with girls, which is all I ever wanted tb h
>>66595874
what's she sorry for
>>>/g/57240880
>>>/g/57240862
>>>/g/57240848
LOL
another drink for those scottish hooligans at the end of the bar
>>66595836
We all were at one point 2bh
wtf is going on in this edition, why is everyone randomly shouting
>>66595884
breaking his heart
>>66595908
i'm sorry
>>66595915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
Fucking destitute lads.
>met a girl a couple of weeks back
>take her out for drinks and have her round the flat
>lovely lass with a great attitude
>know that she's still a virgin from her mate
>go to meet her and few mates tonight for pub quiz
>she brings another lad along
>posh oxbridge twat, does nothing but chat about himself but she fawns over him nonetheless
>cuddling up to each other all night
>go nightclubbing
>dances with him seductively and repeatedly rejects my advances
>watch from a table as they dance sexually
>can't bring myself to leave
>eventually they go in for a long kiss
>he fucks off
>walk her home and she barely acknowledges my presence
Honestly feel as if I've hit at rock bottom lads. The pain of watching them winch on the dance floor was excruciating but I couldn't bring myself to get up and leave. Could unironically rope myself right now.
/blog
>>66595893
Another 330ml bud lite for The yank
i'm so sorry, i think our relation is shit and does not work
rubbing the tip of my cock lads
time to break out the 'finil
ughhh
It's a woman's job to cook and clean. If she can't or won't do those, then she's not a real woman.
>>66595558
bit gay 2bh
>>66595938
It's not how hard you get hit.
It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
Sounds like a nightmare lad. But you should move on.
>>66595949
the who
66595954
UGH it's the current year not 1860
>>66595949
Had a bit of the daffy earlier meself
>>66595938
:\
fuck her lad, not sexually btw
Wonder if that mexican cunt is still posting lmao
Blocked his whole shitty country ages ago tb h
>>66595938
why wouldn't you leave? cannot fathom what would be going through your mind to make you stay and watch it all
how does he know about my existence if he blocked mexico? :O
>>66595961
i saw that quote before somewere, did you invent it?
>>66595966
modafinil
>>66595992
why
>>66595983
still felt as if I coud salvage the situation
ended up in utter devastation though
he is...
>>66595996
to stay awake
to stop(lol) procrastinating
>>66595990
it's from rocky
just give me a fucking adderall prescription you stupid bitch. GIVE ME IT. i shouldn't have to resort to criminal behaviour to get something that improves cognition and memory with literally no side effects that should be free for everyone to use
>>66595938
>lovely lass with a great attitude
>fawns over an oxbridge twat and ignores you
Sounds like you fell in love with something that wasn't there m8. Classic oneitis.
>>66596016
Yeah
Can't help it though
Read all the redpill shite and still can't get past the beta complex
>>66596015
>literally no side effects
AHOOOOOOOO
Werewolves of London
yellow pill
>>66596006
what rocky? the montain rage?
Why don't you lads post on Brit/pol/?
Was very excited about gf possibilities. Turns out to be nothing more than just her being new to town and desperate for friends
just sent the asmr-fu a youtube pm
>>66596038
hate that fucking song and it like a song i really like in parts and it tricks me when i turn the station to it and it lures me in to listening for a little
>>66596038
>tfw you have actually been to Lee Ho Fook's
>>66596058
>tfw too intelligent to post on Brit/pol/
>>66596030
Never read any redpill shite myself
All I know is the mind plays a fuckton of dirty tricks on you when you like someone.
>>66596033
correct. don't fucking meme me with some shit you found on kikepedia, I've taken it and there are no fucking side effects. this shit needs to be otc
>>66596058
it gives off a much more serious vibe, as well as a more underage one
as well as the fact that their memes (and recent /pol/ gimmicks in general) are shite cringe
>>66596058
i'm not that much of a loser
>>66596050
rocky balboa i think
>>66596088
Its fucking gutting
Thought this girl was different but they are literally all wired the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul041CSNJto
Listening to this rn and crying
if he says it,....it must be truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFODDL6lmEI
>>66596078
What song does it sound like?
I have the exact same thing, except I forgot what the song was and now I just listen to Werewolves of London.
>>66596091
the side effects are well documented moron
i've taken it once and started hearing fucking voices
agree that it should be otc though
Gonna squeaze my johnny lads
>>66596114
>Prison planet
Ah yes
>>66596058
/pol/ is literally just an entry level /int/ since they got flags
>>66596113
Nah there are some that are different. They're just really rare.
Keep looking m8.
>>66596096
Their Charlotte gimmick was a bit weird, I'll admit.
are Remain voters generally smarter than Leave voters?
>>66596149
Yeah
alberto barbossa
>>66596058
Because theres only so much you can fucking say about British politics before you've said it all.
>>66596139
It was the reverse for me, /int/ was entry level into /pol/.
>>66596141
happened to me a few months back
you just have to grind your teeth and get over it desu
>>66596146
the what?
I was just talking about mosely and worshipping nigel (who I admire for his work about the EU but the level they love him is weird)
I just don't like talking about politics every single moment and prefer ironic shitposting
>>66596146
Haven't heard of it, what was the gist?
>>66596164
you could pull a nigel and keep repeating it until everyone knows or you get tired of it
literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDLbWs2EZSE
>>66596185
oh fuck off alberto
Which is better, OK Computer or The Bends?
>>66596149
Yes. leave voters are much less educated than remain according to statistics.
You can tell because they thought they were voting on "muh immigrants"
our media is shilling so hard for hillary clinton :(
*Rustles the bushes*
Hope for you all lads
>66596193
Funny, isn't it?
>>66596179
>>66596181
Just some anon roleplaying about his fake daughter and a lot of imposter anons playing along too.
It's pretty autistic.