/brit/

anime

fucking shite edition, fuck yourself, fat wanker
sage

Reminder than yank pints are almost 100ml less than imperial pints

(473ml vs 568ml)

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Real Yank Hours

the state of /brit/ editions

calamitous to say the least

>>66593758
was thinking about her earlier when holly was being posted

covered in bees again lads

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Dunno where to meet girls tbqhwy lads

*notices you have an empty bud light branded coke can in your room*
woah man... I thought you were going to lay off that shit.... we thought you were gonna stop drinking so hard man getting fucked up every night isn't good for you

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>>66593771
>holly
literally who?

ONE OF YOU IS ROBBER
OTHER IS DRIVER
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO DECIDE

>>66593758
The so-called ""high test"" ""gf""

>>66593774
Pub
Order a Bud Light so she thinks you're exotic

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who /ameriboo/ here?

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>>66593782

>>66593774
/brit/

>lol i can drink so much
>drinking is so cool and people can nail booze are so hard

I got black out drunk for every single night for over 6 years and ended up with fatty liver disease (the earliest stage of alcoholic liver disease - totally reversible with no booze). During the withdrawals I sweated and hallucinated spiders crawling up the walls at night. Am I cool?

*sees you sipping a bud light*

woah bro, tonight was supposed to be chill....dont go so hard bro, don't want you throwing up on me

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You wake up and suddenly you're in this position

>*"hey anon, you're from england, we know you can drink "mate" haha"
>"fucking chug it bro!!"

What do you do?

>>66593775
hahaha duddeeeeee chug ur bud bro i'm gonna bust out the heavy shit bro

*looks around and makes sure no one is looking*
*pulls out a pabst blue ribbon*

hahaha yeah bro, it's legit...the hard stuff

need a strong handsome yank bf desu

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this is an american beer can

aka

a can of coke

brits KEKED by the yanks yet again. so many cases.

>>66593789
FIGHT NOW

drinking a 330ml can of coors light dudes

>>66593804
>During the withdrawals I sweated and hallucinated spiders crawling up the walls at night.
alcohol withdrawals can kill you, should've popped a cheeky benzo

t. medical expert

>>66593804
pretty rad

>>66593815
Hi :3

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doing a tear up

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>>66593816
SCREAMING

i dont drink alcohol

I triggered these brits so fucking bad my making up personal anecdotes. Theres literally 10 responding to me now indirectly.

I dont even drink lmao.

the so called 'absolute state of Iraq and Syria'

>>66593804
did not read a single word of this

>>66593804
>drinking is so cool and people can nail booze are so hard

Does anyone care about that after university?

>>66593815
bit gay

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>>holly
>literally who?

>>66593804
Ahh yes the boring runt who makes everything serious, takes everything to the extreme and sucks the fun out of it

Fuck off

>>66593843
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>hey man pass me that bud light
*Raises eyebrow*
>You're only 20 dude, that's for the big boys, maybe next year

>>66593843
easiest general to bait especially concerning america kek

currently using 0.5g of C2H6O I bought off the darknet

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Chance to save a cheeky new Tim x

>>66593843
nice one bro

>>66593863
>retarded

how? by saying brits cant drink? How did i even get proved wrong. you're pretty retarded mate

>>66593862
>>66593832
>>66593847
>falling for the pasta
the state of you runts 2bh

>>66593811
Oh no am I gonna have to drink a coke can full of 4% light beer lmao how will I cope

>>66593875
>le i fucking love science meme
neck yourself

I see you baby

>>66593862
I'm not making it serious I'm just relating my personal experience. Very few people would be as stupid with booze as I was.

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>>66593811

>>66593804
Jesus man, calm down

someone link /cum/ to here
we takin over

>>66593893
its vodka mate. we dont drink that much beer here. mostly spirits or wine

>>66593888
bro if u've had as mnay coors and buds as u claim then u gotta have brain damage from all of that beer bro

>>66593880
who's this dog toy?

>>66593875
ethanol? although that's not the IUPAC nomeclature

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>Americans drink beer out of coke cans and have small pints

Hao ling

>>66593843
Woah bro SICK dude... haha let's celebrate man... time to get FUCKED UP
*produces 200ml of Bud Light*
we'll share this

>>66593891
>falling for my ruse implying I fell for the pasta

RUNT
U
N
T

>>66593900
I'm glad you like it

In chemistry, an alcohol is an organic compoond in which the hydroxyl functional group (-O H) is boond tae a carbon atom.

/cum/ simply cant handle hard banter, thats why i come here instead

>dude, tonight's gonna be INSANE!
>We've got TWO six-packs of bud light!
>Let's go DOOPIN MENTAL MAN!

>>66593936
American beer is shit so they try to limit their exposure to it by making their portions smaller.

>>66593947
>In chemistry, an alcohol is an organic compoond in which the hydroxyl functional group (-O H) is boond tae a carbon atom.

Scots OUT 2bh

>>66593944
>letting yourself get bait and switch'd
:^)

1) you are a cunt
2) hardest banter you've ever handled

got to be up in 4 hours for work, is it worth me going to bed?

don't know what the fuck iwas doing staying up and drinking

>>66593953
yeah, seems like every brit here is handling the alcohol banter really well and aren't quite triggered

Waiting for my duvet to get out the dryer so I can go to be lol

>>66593954
brooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>66593859
holly earl maybe

>>66593969
Drinking Bud Light Lime...?

>>66593917
>we dont drink that much beer here
he says as he puts his 330ml can of pbr down and watches the miller light play of the game just as soon as the coors light advert finishes and uses the downtime to ponder having another 330ml can but this time treating himself to good ol' bud the """""king"""" of beers

off to be lol

>>66593891
could take a picture of the letter from the radiologist that confirmed my diagnosis of fatty liver disease from the CT scan but i honestly don't care that much. it's not even a real "disease" anyway any more than being fat is

>>66593968
1 Lebanon
2 told me mate Muhammad pork was halal when he was high and he ate 8 hamburgers haha

Americans get drunk from a 'forty' which is literally just 2 imperial pints in a bottle

>>66593954
>DOOPIN
explain this plz

>look at me I can kill brain cells faster than Americans!!

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>>66593096
>mfw britain's airbases are called museums

France get in here and help us kick out these anglos

>>66593961
ah yes, canadian beer! i love how you try to act like canada is any different from the US when all brits just think of you as us

"p-please can i fit in, i'll make fun of yanks!!!!"

leaving on a jet plane

>>66594003
>Hamburgers

So you tricked him into eating beef?

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goin to be lads

>>66593970
*Takes swig of 3rd bud light*
*Head spinning*
>Sorry man but I gotta hit the sack, it's been WILD though!

>>66594013
As a radical centrist I can tell you that populism kills more brain cells than alcohol

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joined church society to try and fuck girls

the absolute state of my time on earth

>>66594023
LMAO

off to be, see you in a bit

goodnight lads

slumber well

who /allnighter/ here

help me britbongs im memeing

*approaches you wearing backwards baseball cap*
woooooaah the party guy himself haha! Good to have you back in the land of the livin man surprised you're not still hungover haha. Anyway dude we're doing it again tonight!! Yeah man for the Sea Hawks game! Gonna be cuhraaaaaazy man... we've got 4 sixpacks and 6 of us going so we're well stocked in THAT department haha. See you tonight bro!

yo dude jus had like 6 coors haha im fuckeddd bro hahahaha im freakin insane bro

>hey everyone look how much of a moron I am!
>oh yeah, you are a moron.
>HAHA, JUST KIDDING LMAO YOU GOT TRIGGERED XD
ah yes...the absolute state of yank banter....

>>66593994
i dont drink

>>66594013
If you were even remotely intelligent you'd be trying to kill them off as quickly as you could too.

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>alcohol! Aha not for m'lady! You shan't catch such a gentleman as me willingly killing braincells by consuming such a childish beverage!

>>66594029
ye haha

>>66594029
>HAM burgers

Consider this: A pack of wild yanks.

Savage, slavering yanks nearing your English home. Trampling your English lawn. Raping your English daughter.

And you can't do shit since they're savages. The yank leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his AR-15.

The primal yanks finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.

Such is the downfall of Anglo Man.

>>66593742
Next time you can make a Derbyshire edition?

alcohol is for fat runts
id heem anyone that drinks in one

>>66594046
here

you studying?

>>66594076
>DEMOCRATIC People's REPUBLIC of Korea

>>66594055
hahaha you're a friggin WILDMAN!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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real foreigner hours

what are hives?

>>66594061
>I got baited hard and started ranting like a child about how good i am at drinking
>wait ill just say "yank and the buzzword banter" and ill be good

cringeworthy

I've been hanging about with the Pakis at work and they are actually alright lads

>>66594110
Bee houses

>>66594078
Would simply pour 5ml of coors light the world's most refreshing beer™ in their mouths and theyd all be throwing up

>>66594091
no

>>66594110
a type of rash afaik

>>66594114
I wasn't part of that exchange, you desperate runt

>>66594118
rasheed

*stumbles into work*
>Dude last night was CRAZY!
>Did Brad have SIX bud lights?
>Yeah man he's off the rails, he even downed one of them in a minute!

>>66594078
careful lads, this one's been on the drink and he's giving it the biggun
Think SOMEONE's had one too many half pints for the night

>>66594091
ivan

>>66594114
>cringeworthy
cringeworthy

>>66594052
I literally heard an anecdote from Lyle McDouchebag's stream about a bunch of fratboys unironically getting stoked over buying some crates of NON ALCOHOLIC BEER.

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lol

>>66594078
Ah shit, gotta e-mail Hillary fast that the cover's blown!

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>>66593987
at least you have taste
>>66594086
no chiraq boy get the fuck lost

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Why is the only cure for oneitis to find another one?

Our God is a cruel god

>>66594046
why?

>>66594137
>>cringeworthy
>cringeworthy
cringeworthy

>>66594137
>>cringeworthy
>cringeworthy
cringeworthy

>>66594148
Rude tbqh

Hey bros do you wanna do some shots?

*Lines up the shot glasses and pours 25ml of bud light in each*

*Drinks two and pukes everywhere*

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wazzzzzzuuuuuuuup

let's get it started!

*cracks open 330ml can aka coke can*

>>66594157
>>66594160
:^)

>>66594151
this

>>66594157
>>66594160
>wearing the same clothes
cringe

>>66594140
i was basing it off one of my yank mate's facebook posts about the Sea Hawks game. Him and his mates were all face painted etc and in EVERY photo they were holding a Coors up to the camera (no crates or anything in sight though). Said to him "how was the game mate" and his response was "woah man, don't remember ANY of that night hahaha!"

>>66594160
it was already done you spacker

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>>66594068
Did a cheeky edit on this picture, see if you lads can spot it x

>>66594141
Scotlands is tennents

Even though it's a bad beer

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Ironically went to a private talk by this guy to an Islamic Society today

AMA lads

>go to UK
>every fucking brit starts bonging out after like 2 beers
hmmm

>>66594160
>>>cringeworthy
>>cringeworthy
>cringeworthy
cringeworthy

>>66594165
so how much can you drink mr hardman? i bet you're like 19 or some shit

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>>66594155
work up at 3pm

>>66594176
>this hat is expensive to tip
aha! gotcha :)

gonna start calling people babe

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>Yanks can't drink till they're TWENTY-ONE (21) years old!

>>66594180
Precisely how many times did he call for jihad and the execution of all kufr

>>66594196
woke up*

>>66594168
>330
It's 355, dummy.

missing minge already lads

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>gonna start calling people babe

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T minus 6 minutes until the pizza is ready lads

>>66594174
tbf they probably drank a bunch of vodka or something before

im not kidding, beer isnt that big of a part of our drinking culture.

its more like drink a bunch of vodka or rum, then drink shitty pisswater beer throughout the night.

Bragging about drinking is pathetic anyway, from both of you

>In stock in Wigan, Blackburn or Blackpool
fuck

I've been drinking since I was 14 cunt

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>i laugh at the masses who drink alcohol as if it is salvation to their problems. it is a merely an anaesthetic for the weak to dull the pain of the chaos of the world. i need no such anaesthetic, as the chaos is my dream and my doing. i embrace the chaos and live as a man unchained; with an umbilical cord severed by a bayonet, i was welcomed into the world of chaos and will leave it only with my death; a death i intend to deserve

>>66594195
Fuck off brown noser

Seriously, if yous would just speak to the Pakis you would learn they are good folks

Screaming at these beer coke can jokes

>>66594220
>vodka or rum
Maybe in the shithole parts. In REAL America we drink straight whiskey only and we're PROUD of it.

country roads take me home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

HEEEEEY LADZZZ
*whips out pint of guiness*
LETS GEHT FUKED UP LMAO
*sips*
*pukes blood*
AWWRIGHT LAD YOU DID IT

>>66594185
>go to america
>yanks can literally not be trusted with alcohol until they're 21 years of age
>when they do they go FUCKING CRAZY bro and drink 330ml of 2% lager

>>66594200
Hey baby >>66594203

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just made this gimmick

feel free to use it haha

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>>66594046
Yeah I woke up at 4pm so I don't really have a choice.

>tfw have to go to the dole office at half 12 tomorrow

not sure why brits are so obsessed with being more tolerant to alcohol than others, even if that is true
even if I did drink I would prefer to get buzzed quicker so that I don't have to buy a lot of alcohol

>>66594206
He didn't.

Basically he just said that Muslims should respond to injustice by turning the other cheek and never fighting back.

Reckon he's a deep cover government shill tb h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6zCmCIsoAE

>>66594203
it's not a bad idea

>>66594233
no i just had an alcohol problem so my life experience is vastly different from yours

>>66594198
;))

>>66594255
reddit

>>66594224
>14
wow we got a veteran here

*raises my coke can sized bud lite in your direction*

>>66594255
It's a measure of manhood

>>66594165
creasing

>>66594254
how do you intend to fix your sleeping pattern?

i struggle to do it

i'm a big guy for you

>>66594203
Also, thought just struck me, what the fuck has Jezza been doing for the last, like, month?

>>66594220
>We totally drink cool stuff like spirits, not our shitty beer like cunts
>B-but bragging about drinking is dumb anyway, you guys!
>

>brits drink at 18
imagining all the little chavs getting fucked up off of dad's bottle of ale

>>66594263
>Wahh wahh I had no self control now everything has to be serious

Nobody fucking cares

>>66594255
They can't handle it for shit. If you've ever been in Manchester at like fucking 8 at night you understand its embarrassing

>>66594220
>>66594245
the absolute state of these posts

>>66594253
fuck me id be scared shitless to be near a massive whale

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wouldnt mind an irish gf

prefer british tb h but i take what i can get yknow

>>66594280
I have no reason to fix it really, I like the night time. But when I have to I usually just stay up all night then sleep the next night and force myself to go to bed early the next few nights

hello bane this is CIA

>>66594245
>bourbon
>"""""whiskey"""""

I've only gone and spilt my tea down my jeans

sup guys

anyone live in essex?

i'm close to buying a flat there for commuting in to london

(i know it's shit but please reassure)

>brits
>holding their alcohol
pick one

>seeing a brit drink half a pint and passing out
cringing

>>66594296
saxons cannot handle their drink. Scots and Irish and the best at handling drink

Can tell there's a lot of Yanks in this thread who don't normally post here, can smell them a mile off

>>66594316
Why are you wearing jeans at two in the morning mate, put on some fucking trackies

>>66594322
I do

>>66594259
Literally no one else outside the Middle East has it that high.

Even in fucking Japan it's 19.

>>66594316
>wearing jeans at this time
Get comfy you duck

>>66594322
haha sex

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>>66594290
It's not serious. You're acting hard because you supposedly can drink a lot. But I could drink 10 cans of super strength lager and nobody would even notice I'd been drinking at all. Amateur

>>66594218
is it ready now?

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Of course brits can drink more. It's literally all they can do on their shitty, cramped, grey country.

Proof: A brit himself

>>66594332
>trackies
fuck off back to england

YOU CALL IT YOU WANT: YOU'RE DOWN THERE, WE'RE UP HERE. YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN ROOM COMMANDER

>>66594325
This is true

>>66594346
delete this post mate.

>>66594332
will do mate, went for a fag

If you take any Swiss Franc note and expose it to microwaves, it will curl up and ignite. Once it's cooled down, you'll find a fine powder that, when ingested, will kill you painlessly. A 10 franc note has enough poison to kill a family of four.

>>66594232
He's not wrong, though

stop

replying

to

the

baiting

yank

twats

weird how two things can be similar yet so different...

i noticed this at dinner. i got home from a long shift and cracked a nice 2% bud light as i sat down for first dinner. my wife's son asked if he could have a can of coke with dinner and since his mom (my wife) was helping her ex-boyfriend carpet his floors, I agreed. As i put my bud light down, seemingly side by side with the coke, i noticed they were the same can! two beautiful liquids, one for sugar and the other for quick intoxication housed in the same container!

really makes you think

>>66594342
you act like amerifats don't drink all the time when they're teenagers anyway
plus, why make it easier for a childish 18 year old get "drunk"
nevermind, you're still probably one annoying pissant when you sip beer

>>66594288
Try 14 years old and like 375ml vodka with half a litre of Irn Bru

>>66594302
its a shoop

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>>66594351
hacked your webcam mate
here's a picture i got of you as you typed this out

>In October 2015 during Chinese President Xi Jinping's visit to the UK, Prime Minister David Cameron announced that the Northern Powerhouse proposal has "Chinese backing".[5]

>>66593804
That's pretty radical. I'd let you sit with us during lunch, to be honest.

>>66594346
Ah yeah, cool

*walks off and talks to someone else*

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>>66594349
Thanks for reminding me you beautiful man, here, have some slags

>>66594253
Americans going swimming?

TOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyrtzYklB0

who here has YANKED a British gals arsehole. Quite warm and gooey, must be all the beans you guys eat from breakfast

>>66594393
super hot chick thanks lad I came a whole mom

>tfw I can only get drunk on logic and solid arguments

oh well

Kinda wish you pricks would all get jobs

good morning america how are ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvMS_ykiLiQ

>>66594415
thoroughly enjoying this gimmick

but I get paid to make pro-referendum posts on /brit/

>>66594387
sorry mate you accidentally chose the picture of yourself hahahah

>>66594391
go drink 6 vodka and cokes and throw up in a taxi son

>>66594415
radical centrist

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no chin is better than chin
having a big chin means your ancestors were brutes
it's a sign of low intelligence

>>66594415
This

Instead of a shot of vodka I learn a quote from a philosopher

>>66594379
Fucking state of ye, man.

Go on have a night cap, calm yersel doon.

*pours 25ml of Coors Light, skids it across the bar*

>>66594064
Rasheed

would be funny if they found out concrete was harmful like asbestos

>>66594388
Chinese are pumping tonnes of money into sheffield

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-36846472

>Sheffield to get £1bn Sichuan Guodong Construction Group investment

>>66594455
all me

>>66594448
>tfw classmates used to call me thunder-chin

*takes a big hit from the logic bong*
*blows out o-rings of enlightenment*

>>66594448
it's an american evolutionary trait allowing you to drink from budlight cans even while having 4 chins

The state of Wisconsin could drink England under the table tbqh

>>66594448
i am highly intelligent and have a very strong jaw which i attribute to my virile genes

>>66594379
You can drink from age 16 in the UK. You just need to be 18 to buy it yourself and get into clubs.

Which makes sense cause no one over 21 likes clubbing anyway.

frank ryan bought you whisky in a brothel in madrid
and you decked some fucking blackshirt who was cursing all the yids

>>66594487
The English are shite drinkers lad that's no achievement

>>66594342
most american teens have access to vehicles and are already bad at driving

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>>66593954
>Doopin

Meem of the millenia, brah

I was the most intelligent person in my class.

>>66594385
Holy shit youre a fucking faggot you probably live in Birmingham hahahahhaha

plod nicked me for tucking into a bacon butty outside the mosque
rasheed was FUMING

>>66594479
ahh yes the australians have evolved to absorb fosters from any of the holes in their body made by their wildlife

>>66594494
You can drink from the age of 4 you absolute paki

>english are bad drinkers
they're trying to turn us AGAINST eachother lads
don't fall for it!!!

>>66594505
Only cause the driving tests in the US are way too fucking easy.

Ain't safe, bro.

>>66594505
This; I'm not a big fan of our drinking age, but at least it has some semblance of a reason.

>>66594498
True, although German blood does help the Wisconsinites.

>>66594513
>tfw had a 3.5 GPA in High School
>struggling to get it up past 2.5 in College
JUST

>>66594494
>clubbing
never understood this meme myself

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>>66594513
>was

>>66594342
American teenagers like do do something called 'driving'.

>>66594528
honestly some of the worst banter i've ever seen mate

>>66594494
What a shite post. You can drink alcohol with a meal in a pub or restaurant from age 16 if someone over 18 buys it for you, but the legal actual minimum age to consume alcohol is 5 years old. Look it up. In yankland in at least some states it's illegal for under 21s to drink in a private house but here's its 5 fucking years old lmao

>>66594525
>Birmingham
>Irn Bru

Try again, lad.

>>66594513
>tfw so intelligent I had a teacher all for myself and both my teachers AND my classmates called me special

hehe suck it

>>66594539
>haha oi lads watch me neck this 3% pint of lager haha
>lads im so full, might even have a cheeky nandos xD

>>66594550
>>66594494
Clubbing is only good if your coked out of your mind/ dropping ecstasy

>>66594558
it's not banter, it's true
try pouring some into your dingo bites
works wonders

>>66594513
So was I. That's what they call a paradox.

It's my round lads, a pint for you lads and a 330ml bud lite for the yank

>>66594543
In turn only because driving is pretty much mandatory here. Though we do have to have a certain number of hours driving on a permit before taking the test, something I've heard is absent in the UK.

>>66594545
>GPA

America is literally a Black Mirror episode

Why is England so fucking ugly

>>66594583
lmao

>>66593968
>United States of America
>Organized small water balloon fight with friends
>In middle of match, ask my friend why water balloons smell so funny
>He puts his nose right next to my balloon
>Slam his face in it

ABSOLUTELY /D E V I L I S H/.
SOMEBODY STOP ME.

not loving this "330ml bud lite" meme tbqh

>>66594588
it's 355 you absolute

>>66594574
Exactly.

3 or 4 pints, however many shots my friends are buying and some karaoke, that's my night out.

>>66594573
ah yes
the scottish

>>66594622
> however many shots my friends are buying

What?

what difference does it make how big the bottle of beer is? so you drink 10 and not 6 or 7 so fucking what

>>66594556
You can get driving lessons in the UK from like 17?

>>66594622
>literally the only person in this entire thread whose done drunken taylor swift karaoke in japan
i weep for you

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477435440012.webm

>>66594627
Anglos are shit drinkers
8 pints and you're sleeping on the streets you fucking lightweights

>>66594617
just have a couple of bud lights and you wont remember it tomorrow bro

>>66594583
absolutely dire banter
>>66594604
made me cringe

>>66594617
Will I get you a 330ml bud lite to cheer you up?

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>>66593961
>Toronto
>Last call at 8PM

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>66594654
ah "yes"
the scottish

>>66594667
i drink miller lite you FAGGOT

he's only gone and done it

>>66594672

Can't even work up the motivation to do things I find fun.

>>66594604
>>66594662
haha thanks guys it took me 5 days to come up with that one glad it killed

>>66594545
i had a 3.8

didnt have any good ideas for a post so i settled with this

>>66594681
Rasheed

just realised canada is the scotland of america

>>66594651
Closed when it started bleeding

Why do people do this shit

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how do you pronounce it?

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Anglo scumbags

>>66594631
Okay, so I have this really weird situation where early in my first semester of second year at uni I met this really rich Thai guy who buys everyone shots right through the night.

I swear on Friday he got himself and three other people, me included, 4 double Jonny walker golds and tequila.

>>66594702
"ah yes" i sighed, looking on
"the scottish"

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>>66594726

>>66594734
shersh

>>66594734
Smits

What's /brit/'s favo(u)rite cocktail?

really weird how new zealanders and aussies are so anglo
theres so much in between us
but we're so similar

>lol 330ml can!!

you probably drink fucking fosters or carling you cringeworthy bellends

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>>66594726
Sorry to all who guessed can of coke

>>66594750
I'll stick my cock into your tail.

>>66594739
as yes, the ol' thainonce strategy of plying them with alcohol

>>66594752
did not make me think at all you pleb

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>>66594740

>>66594752
i think you forgot to mention america mate

>>66594752
Not really

You lot are way more runtier than us

>>66594772
>>66594726
ROARING

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>>66594643
>does karaoke in Japan
>Chooses Taylor swift

Even mark corrigan has fucked more birds than me lads

>>66594772
>>66594726
literally tears in my eyes

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>>66594753

>>66594200
As long as you don't start calling people "bae".

Literally ForWhatPurpose-tier, famalam.

>>66594752
i always thought they were way more like americans desu

>>66594726
>>66594772
howling

hahahahaha

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>>66594792
you all literally say "bloody", "mate" and "bugger". you're literally sunburnt brits

>>66594753
>has one 330ml bud lite
>gets aggressive

Calm down mate

>>66594704
Black people are the Scotland of America and vice versa.

in terms of coolness:

ausnz>uk>usa