/brit/ - The Fuck Off Pan Head Edition

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>>66592384

nice hog

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Need to get off my arse and find a woman

Cba though, anyone else?

>putting the edition in the title

runt

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Kate

*starts the bike and revs it into the ocean*

woops haha
hells angels more like bellend angels hehe

>>66592425
Same here

Honestly.

Why a panhead? It;s a biker meme. Ride what you want.

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect was into you but you were too oblivious to make a move

im so fucked in the head man way beyond repair

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the gf

isnt she a qt

Are the Maisie/Sophie/Sersh waifu autists all dead? I never see them on /brit/ anymore

>>66592446
yank (You) is best (You)

My biggest fears are drowning/falling down stairs

I can't swim, and I live in a 3 floor house

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>>66592453

No I'm not

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>>66592373
right?

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r8 kot

>>66592425
Yes, although the problem isn't getting off your arse and finding a woman, it's being good enough for one in the first place

>>66592453
no i was too scared

>>66592453
delete

>>66592489
yeah this actually desu

>>66592469
essex still posts maisie
sophie is council flat
sersh became a normie

>>66592473
me in the middle

>>66592476
>and I live in a 3 floor house

Won't your bodyguard or butler jump in to save you?

Check your privilege billionaire cunt.

>>66592492
t. panhead2222

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>>66592485
forgot to add:
jew temptresses

>>66592453
I knew very well, I just didn't know what to do and ran away to the smoking area

why would you ever own a motorcycle in the UK? Not many beautiful roads and constantly raining

>>66592453
Yeah, it was my cousin and I regret it every day. My cousin literally wanted to fuck me and I didn't even catch on to it. I could have fucked her when she was in her prime and now she's getting fat and worn out.

>>66592453
AHHH FUCK OFF
i was really fucking into her as well but i was just too fucking stupid to realise she wanted my willy
checked her facebook the other day too and she's still very fit. Last time i spoke to her she seemed like a great person too

>>66592486

kot/10 (which is equivalent to 10/10 or gatto/100)

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>You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect wasn't into you but you were too blind to see

>>66592486
very nice

>>66592520
Plenty of comfy roads in North Yorks

>>66592520
Did you know it rains more in Rome than in London?

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>You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect wasn't into you but you were too blind to see

>>66592540
doubt it

>>66592453
nah i just didn't reciprocate feelings
there was the one whom i never noticed how great she was until i left school

https://twitter.com/PanHead2222/status/791070207150288897

not sure lads

not sure at all

>>66592559
that's my fact

>>66592531
Happened to me on two occasions despite being hideously ugly at school.

Once at a girls house, just us two watching a film. Kept leaning in and getting close to me and I didn't do anything.

Another time a girl came over to study. I thought she actually wanted to. Our legs were under the duvet and she kept joking about being naked underneath and at one point just said "you should get your cock out" and I flat out just said 'no' because she was really pretty.

Never done anything with anybody since then.

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Get into the groove
boy you got to prove
your love to me

>>66592504
>sophie is council flat
?

>>66592473
where can I find more cringeworthy teenagers at clubbing pictures? do you have to go to individual clubs' facebook pages?

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>that feel when you pull away from kissing her, you open your eyes and she has a big smile on her face

J-just be yourself!!

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477441098174.webm

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>>66592600

You are now thinking about the girl who you thought you could shag then you tried to pull her and fucked it up which made it too awkward to be mates with her anymore

really want children even though there's no way i'd be able to care for them lol

lol

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>that feel when you pull away from kissing her, you open your eyes and she has no face

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need an emo gf

>>66592608
literally done that at a house party

>>66592563
Well as I live I can confirm it. Plenty of bike mobs in the summer month around here.

>>66592608
did that with two girls when i was hammered once lmao

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>>66592599
here's one mate

>>66592614
ah yes

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>that feel when she pulls away from kissing you, you open your eyes and she breaks up with you

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>>66592613
I did this with two girls on the dance floor before

Felt breddy good lads ngl

Girl I'm seeing wants to know about my past experiences with girls

I'm convinced she's psychotic

need a bf

>>66592600
I will never know this again

I will never witness this again

I will never be as close to anybody EVER again

"friends again" my arse you FUCKING BITCH

you're not

you're not SORRY

>>66592608
pathetic girls

Anyone seen the new triumph bobber lads

>>66592660
Fuck off Pan Head

>tfw you're an insecure loser who will never have sex

haha

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>that feel when she pulls away from kissing you, you wipe the tears from your eyes and it was the last thing your mum did before she died

>>66592613

>>66592658
meant for >>66592608

>>66592644
love this

>>66592636
>>66592638
done it with a british slag and aussie slag in thailand funnily enough

>>66592682
hehe
*bullies you*

>>66592637
nah

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>>66592686

>>66592659
take 400ug of acid together and fuck

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>>66592700

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that feel when you pull away from kissing her, you open your eyes and you realise kev is spreading his arse cheeks and you were kissing his hairy crusty brown starfish the whole time

dumb pirate frogposter

who is lucy kites

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>>66592686

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>Lucy Kites

>>66592614
now this is relateable

>>66592614
Oh fuck..

Lucy Kites is a slag

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>>66592651

>>66592614
goodnight

hmmmmmmmm just realised i have to be at work for 8am

you are now thinking about the time that the Romans conquered Gall

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You are now thinking about that girl who you thought you could fuck but turns out she's a lesbian

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LEAVE KEV ALONE YOU ASSHOLES

https://twitter.com/Lucy_Kites/status/791071713861701632

hmm

you are now thinking about the time that qt girl swallowed your cum

>>66592807
STOP IT

SHE LVOED ME


I LOVED HER

>>66592802
>assholes

fuck off yank

you are now thinking about the time when you were on your way home now from dublin, sixth time this week

you are now thinking about the time that kev swallowed your cum

>>66592807
hehe :) why are girls so naughty lads?

you are now thinking about that time you thought about that time

you are now thinking about THAT time

you know the one

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I remember one night I told my ex gf I loved her we kissed and then she said she had to go. We said goodbye and we went our seperate ways. After a minute of walking I get hugged from behind and she whispers "I love you"

It's been two years and I can't stop fucking thinking about her

you are now thinking about the time it was cold out

you are now thinking about the time when i invented this gimmick

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You are now thinking about that time you embarrassed yourself in front of her.

>>66592660
Me too

you are now thinking about that time just now when i poured my beer too quickly and it overflowed all over my fucking keyboard fuck sake lads

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Alri fugees?

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You are now thinking of biting into a juicy lemon

you are now thinking about 3-D4 etizolam

you are now thinking of that one time when you got way too drunk and made an idiot out of yourself in front of loads of people

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what I'M thinking about is that SHE constantly stares at ME at WORK but DOESNT accept MY friend request

EEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGHH

>tfw going to Denny's in about 30 mins

how many pancakes should I order lads?

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>>66592882
But I do that everytime :^)

Times I didn't realise or was too beta to do anything:

>On holiday in France, could have fucked a really hot and drunk welsh girl at a beach party but I was being distracted all night and she ended up leaving

>girl who was a known slut came over to my friends house one night, could have easily had her but I was too hung up on some other girl who was messing me around all night. One of my friends told me the next day that she only came over cos she wanted to have sex with me

>Thai girl lived at my Aunts house for a few months while she was taking a nursing course, kept smiling at me all the time across the room and I talked to her but her English wasn't great and she had a husband back home in Thailand. Aunt told me after she went back to Thailand that she definitely had the hots for me. Literal 10/10 body, start sweating at the thought that I could have had her

There's more but I cba to type

you are now thinking about that old meme where you say candlej

>>66592868
notalrifugees

Lutes desu

>girl tells me that I'm 'not built for relationships'
>"I'm not sure that I agree with that"
>"stop being defensive"

I swear to God

I'm so alone :(

You are now thinking about that time when you got a (You) on /brit/

>>66592902
who was candlej? some kind of /brit/ personality?

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You are now hearing Superintendent Chalmers' voice in your head

You are now thinking about the first time you farted next to her and she didn't run away and you knew you'd be together forever

>>66592921
haha alri me

>>66592910
haahahahahaha

so-called "girls"

>>66592924
>>66592924
>>66592924
>>66592924
>>66592924
>>66592924
:)

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>>66592882
hahahaahhhahahahahahahahahaha

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You are now thinking about how we'll all make it

>I just don't think I'm in the right place for a relationship right now anon
>ok bye

Never spoke again. Ignored all her attempts to get back in contact.

I'd be a well adjusted young man, with a house paid for by her wealthy parents and a steady job with a lovely girl if I wasn't so arrogant. Oh well.

You are now thinking about the time she farted on your leg

>>66592925
lol

Hang on a minute, I thought this was /brit/ but I've entered /r9k/ haven't I?

Hold on /brit/ I'll find you soon

>>66592932
I want my fish to hurry up and get here

>>66592921
Me too

>its normieposting hour

Fuck off
You make this thread so fucking boring and shit

guys I had sex with a scot and she won't leave.
why won't she fucking get out of my apartment?

Just remembered the time when I went camping with a load of people and the girl I fancied and I ended up shagging her cousin, haven't spoken to either of them since

>>66592666
British bobbers are swaggin

But the inner ricer in me wants to chop up a honda.

>>66592957
tried R-9K once

mad shit I remember me all floor was covered in mud the next day

>>66592953
good night

>gf just texted to say she's got to work late tomorrow so she won't be coming over
fucks sake

You Pan Head, can I get a shout out bro?!

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>>66592957
Welcome to real yank and neet hours edition

We had to grow dreads to change our descriptions, two cops is on the milk box missin.

show they toes, you know they got stepped on, fist full of bullets. a chest full of teflon.

Run from the police, picture that, nigga I'm too fat, I fuck around and catch an asthma attack.

>>66592967
U wan sum fuk

>>66592991
you will remember that time you got cucked via message

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>>66592975

>66592967
>Waaaaaahhhhh tfw no gf
>Waaaaaahhhhh I'm so lonely
>Waaaaaahhhhh I have nothing to live for

Wow you make it so much better
Kys retard

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might start calling people "wonkos"

thoughts?

New gimmick: don't shave for the entire month of November.

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>gf just text me telling me the yacht is ready and that all of my friends are waiting for me at the mariner and my dad is really proud of me and

66592900
kek look at this melts essay. got 0 you's too. wha ta faggot

>>66593029
mad

real normie hours
who tf up
(smash that mf (you) buton)

>invented the "You are now thinking" meme
>pushed it fruitlessly on /brit/ for months
>persist in the face of opposition
>it finally blows up
>my biggest hit since "Business idea"
this is even better than having a gf tbqh

panhead2222 here. AMA

>>66593015
ah yes how helpful

business idea: a bridge connecting britain and america

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>>66592999
>that's a big get

>>66593046
doubt it

>would frequently be driving her father's Lamborghini, Ferrari or vintage Porsches to Waitrose if I didn't bin her

business idea: rubbing two sticks together to create fire

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You now remember the time you were respected but have fallen off the wagon and now drink every night to mask over the pain

pintle is hard now

>>66593046
it'll die within an hour

>>66593060
You pay for and build it

Want a bf to cuddle and watch films and go on trips with

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business idea: build shitloads of housing, industry and offices in York within its ringroad
then expand the airport stupidly

really really need a shit but I just got comfy in bed

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Lads, I don't know your names, your faces or what your actually like.
but you make me feel a bit less lonely.

business venture: tell people how to get a gf for 2 quid a pop

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer.

>>66593096
didnt know york was that small

whats the population?

>>66593096
Fuck off. It's fine as it is.

>>66593096
york is awful

Business idea: import millions of captured nigger slaves to do low-skill agricultural work

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>>66593046
>tfw I invented "tfw no gf" meme

>>66593085
wrong

>>66593095
>bf
haha faggot

just accidently came on one of my library books

it's a really expensive control systems one as well

what shoudl I do? it's got my dna on it

>>66593132
the absolute state of your idea

>>66593143
pls dont be in loughborough

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Business idea Sean bean becomes mayor of sheffield, builds a wall between us and Rotherham and makes sheffield great again

>>66593111
apparently 200,000

odd

business idea:

>its a "yank tries to be funny by writing his own ballbag story but fails miserably" edition

>>66593142
yeah, wish I wasn't but oh well.

here's something for you to stew over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

f book com/Under18Disco/

I thought Bournemouth was meant to be completely white, yet lots and lots of pakis and other asians in these photos. What happened?

>>66592882
>one time
last time was last week

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>>66593105

>>66593124
Greater London

>>66593177
It's the same muh poll and muh hiking, camping, outdoors shit retard

>Chinese gf was wearing a pair of jade and diamond earrings
>compliment them
>she tells me that it was the last gift her father bought her before he passed away and that she wishes we could have met

Felt more teary than she did haha x

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>>66593105

You are now thinking of how ultimately fruitless everything you might have ever hoped to achieve (and that could ever exist) really is, and that we were born at an incredible point in time but life is fleeting and can end for any of us at any time, and without reason
and you choose to spend your hours here

>>66593150
it's a uni that is autistic enough to have a an engineer up at 2 in the morning wanking over a control systems book

let's just have a think about which one it is? only one possible answer really

>>66593191
Fun fact: only 20% of American youth are white

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Who /FifaStreet/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA

>>66593143
typical electronics engineer

>>66593105
irebro, if I could have a pint with you, I would.

>>66593218
imperial

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>internet says its cold outside
>put on my coat and walk outside to find its hot
HAHA YEAH YOU GOT ME YOU CAN STOP NOW

you are now thinking of the cringey shit you said to your first gf

>>66593207
no its not. your obsession is a bit odd. I'm the camping guy.

I dont post about the election, nor did i post that ballbag one

I wouldn't lie about this as IM just on anonymous anyway

>>66593212
go tip your fedora elsewhere you bellend

>>66593238
well done

Why can't Yanks down pints?

>>66593218
please don't be sussex
crease that you're the lad who's been procrastinating since twelve though, why the fuck did you cum on a book

>>66593242
ha jokes on you ive never had one

>>66593265
That's what beer bongs were invented for

>>66593265
we can though

brits cant handle their drink. just go look at magaluf

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>>66593105
You too mate

You too

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>gf says we've been spending too much time together and she wants us to have a break
>when it's normally her who calls or texts me first
>say ok, slightly confused but not upset
>gf proceeds to spend the next few months drifting back and forth between loving and hating me
>now I've had enough, ask her why she can't just tell me that she wants us to break up
>she starts crying
>tell her to grow the fuck up and leave her house

>>66593277
>crease that you're the lad who's been procrastinating since twelve though
thats me desu

did 1 question since but got it wrong

so now im copying out the solution

>>66593265
i can't either desu
when it's bubbly downing it makes you burp so much you throw up

>>66593236
thanks, I assure you I'm much less depressing in real life

>>66593178
dw lad, means more grills for me

>>66593265
heh you haven't seen me yet
*tries and coughs up beer all over the table*

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You now remember the song that played as you went from kissing to sex for the first time with her

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>>66593252
i'm saying you should enjoy what time you have here, because as far as we know we don't have anything else

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>>66593242
>First gf

need a super parent

what's a good time to be able to down a pint? i can do just under 3 seconds

i can nearly do the thing where you open your throat to down it really quickly, although i usually cough up the drink

>>66593304
goodnight

i dont wanna WORK

i wanna look at COOL STUFF on /brit/

>>66593142
>>66593143
>>66593212
>>66593251
>>66593265

yeah.....thats cool

>>66593304
good lad

>>66593294
Average yank would die of alcohol poisoning there

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you now remember she was faking it all that time

>>66593318
sauce???
name???

i'm off

i'm on

i'm in

>>66593251
who could this post be?
>>66593245

>>66593305
if it makes you feel better i've written half a page of notes on vertex maths for the whole day

>>66593277
I was working out the parameters for a controller using polynomial MFDs and I just got a bit carried away

>>66593327
Guarantee you can't down a pint of beer in 3 seconds

nigger

>>66593304
>Going on a break
Ah yes, the old excuse to whore around

I died earlier today but turns it it was just a temporary thing haha

*falls off*

Real talk: I used to think there was an actual place named "Shagaluf"

>>66593334
except ive been there and been fine.

while you lot were pissing and throwing up anywhere

every other nationality laughed at brits the whole trip

i'm out

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

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thanks for the (You) mate
>>66593340
slag
ingerlund

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>>66593315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWlKZ6C7cDY

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>>66593304
wish I had done that when my shit was getting fucked up tbqh m8

You dun did good

i'm kev

>>66593366
no, seriously, i did it earlier

i feel like it's quick but i don't have any friends and i've only ever done it on my own so i have no use for it

what's considered quick?

>>66593359
I fucked it up
>>66593235

>>66593365
you've still not confirmed you're not sussex
please god not sussex

>>66593369
She probably tried it but couldn't go through with it, which is why she came crawling back to me. Try to keep up.

>>66593376
*Takes one sip from bud light*
>Gee dude these brits sure can't handle their booze!
*Takes a slightly larger more adventurous swig of bud light
>Lucky I'm a big strong american who can

/int/ on average replies to about half of all posts, so all I have to do is make a consistent amount of posts.

>>66593376
Why the fuck would you travel to a low class cheap party destination from America you lying twat

It's a known fact yank twats can't hold their drink

>>66593406
hello kev

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wife's son and I with our new laptops I just bought

just watched TWD

need some lucille on my tender pale bollocks haha

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Gentlemen, how do we stop the Welsh?

>>66593315
Sex by The 1975 haha

Bought tickets for us both to see them in December, I don't even like them but I can't waste the money. Cannot wait to stand there with my mate, listening to that song whilst thinking about how I should be there with her

>>66593431
nah, I'm imperial lad

it didn't soak through the page, I reckon I'm just going to tear it out and if they notice I'll pay the fine

>>66593265
downing spirits is far easier desu lad

Going to make a dr oetker pizza and have a smoke lads

feel so empty

>>66593432
Didn't read anything past a line of your blog post lad, try to keep up

>le gf le oneitis le facebook le ex le breakup xD

I do not come here to /brit/ to listen to your shit fucking stories

YA SLAG!!!!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/screaming-girl-pleads-attacker-stop-9114880

>>66593447
*plays beerpong taking shots of beer*
HHHOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEYYYY... doubt those sissy brits could handle THIS

A night at the theatre tonight. Shakespeare. Only one person in the entire audience was black, an elderly gentleman. A few Indians and Chinese, but you could count them on one hand.

About a third of the cast were black. Why do theatre companies do this?

>>66593473
Down your pint

>joined church society to try find a girl

Fuck me I'm disappointed

the absolute state of my life lads

>>66593481
Go on britfeel you mug

(wake me up)
wake me up inside

recommend me a gaming chair lads

You are now thinking about all the sweaty engineers that have a wank and then touch their library books.

>>66593454
brits are infamous for not handling their drink

In amsterdam I had hostel owners tell me they sometimes dont let brits get rooms ebcause they will just trash them

bit sad that you lot still cant hold your drink

hilarious how yanks think they can drink

>>66593508
Can't wait up

>>66593510
Me

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>>66593460
fucking 1975

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>66593468
thank fuck
howling at your predicament. Yeah just rip out the page or something
imagine if they have you on cctv though

>>66593510
thanks for replying my post you twat

imagine bragging about being more tolerant to a chemical than others

>>66593502
take a good look at yourself mate..ludicrous, shambolic, abysmal performance at life 2bh

hilarious how brits think they can drink

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>books

>>66593527
couldn't agree more mate

actual shambles

>>66593481
most of them are made up you fucking mong

>>66593523
you do not get a (you) for merely inspiring a post

>>66593528
Haha that is pretty funny

>>66593510
literally and unironically me quite often

>>66593525
as a radical centrist the only chemical I can't tolerate is populism

>>66593542
see
>>66593251

Hilarious how yanks think they can drink

>>66593516
You kunts get buzzed off sniff of a barmaids apron

You don't understand what holding your booze is, if you drink a shit load and get smashed it doesn't mean you csnt hold your drink

Not being able to hold your drink is drinking a small amount and getting smashed

Smdh

>>66593481
This, fucking hell it's almost 2am I'm done listening to DUDE RELATIONSHIPS LMAO

>>66593555
not me MATE

>>66593557
bro they can down like 6 budlights bro

*drinks*

hilarious how subsaharians think they can access clean water

>>66593567
see
>>66593554

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you are now thinking about the time when you first felt at home away from home, at her house, in her bed

should've been a soldier lads

>>66593588
ok

*reads*
*lines up post*

>>66593563
Brits are infamous for being terrible drinkers.

Theres a reason the rest of europe hates your low class tourists

Funny that I had to break the news to you. DIdnt know you were so oblivious

>>66593584
*gathers a crowd to cheer you on as you down your can of light beer in 2 minutes FLAT*

>takes a look at my life
ah yes..

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>>66593554
>radical centrist
>it's like being a centrist except I also wear a fedora

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I haven't had sex in two years, meanwhile my ex, the girl I lost my virginity to is getting gangbanged.She told me herself

>>66593590
>reddit filename
Can't say I'm surprised.

>>66593611
bro BRO he's not worth it bro... sissy brits don't know SHIT about drinking like us bro... drinkin and blazin that's what i call college spirit hehehe yeeeeeeeeeee

it's all fun and games until you reply to the big boys lads, don't reply to this post if you don't want me to end your life in 2.4 seconds straight

>>66593611
Fuck off dweeb we were in about not being able to handle your drink which you didn't even understand the fucking concept of

Go drink 6 bottles of bud light and throw up cunt

>>66593521
>predicament
not really 2bh

the page came out cleanly and it didn't have anything important on it anyway. I haven't exactly improved my universities reputation though.

amazing how the armenians think they dindu nuffin first

>gf says she wants to break up with me
>be proactive and cut off connection, start looking again within 24hrs
>she's very cut, feel that maybe I was too harsh
>she says she loves me and wants to start up again and sends a series of nice letters
>a week passes
>decide to give her a chance because it seems like she really wants things to change, we've managed to have a few nice conversations
>tell her I'm ready to make things work
>she says she needs time to think first
>the next day she says I'm weak, unloving, not ready and above all never wanted the relationship to work

wew

>>66593554

CRACKING good post

>>66593647
pls take me to the land of everlasting peace

friendly reminder that yank beer is sold in coke cans not beer cans

>>66593637
>yank flag
can't say im surprised

>>66593647
i beg you, do it

>>66593516
*Slurps 2nd bud light, head buzzing*
*Grins smugly at brits nearby*
>Woah dude look at those retards! They're wasted!

>>66593479
Yes you did

>>66593647
That's the amount of time it takes for me to """down my pint""" of 3% pure English lager

>>66593679
>>66593695
*teleports behind you*
hands you a Subway™ italian sub
*welcome to heaven kiddo*

>>66593683
the Absolute States of America

*cracks budlight*

ahh yes, time to get drunk lads