/brit/

What's it like to finger a girl's bum lads?

>>66591092
bit shit

>>66591092
>>66591109
chuckled

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Need some tinder tips tbqhwy

Is it worth it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3jvPeYXf0

my thoughts

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You are now thinking about Hannah

>>66591109
aha

>>66591123
Never used it
I have a gf

>>66590879

Tinder plus makes Tinder so much better. Only people who don't get it are poor runts.
Best feature is the setting that makes it so your profile is only visible to people you swipe right on.
It means girls always match with you, rather than you matching with girls. Results in them sending first messages more often.
Also means you can swipe left on people you know and they'll never see your profile.
Then there's passporting which is handy for travelling. You can passport to a city a week before, match with a load of girls, then hit them up when you're in the city.
Can also set it so that it shows you girls online first.
Then there's boost, and superlikes and all that shit. Don't really use any of that though. Do my one free boost each week, and it does get you a lot of extra matches to be fair.

So yeah. Well worth it. Goes up to £15 a month for me soon, and I'll still be paying it.

>>66591092
bit shit

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Hmm, this Lisa Appleton then, looked her up, didn't know who she was, I do now, bit of a slag? Hmmmmm? Hmmmm Alex boy? Bit of a slag yessss?

Might be doing with a wank old Alex boy, yesss?

>>66591092
bag of sand

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>>66591123
Just made a new one, It better not crush my ego like last time

>>66591142
Literal shill

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>>66591136
now im just thinking about my ex

thanks

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>>66591069

Kinda dont like the /r9k/ bullying shit anymore desu lads. Bet they're all making this girl depressed at a time when girls get emotional over everything. NOT ON

wtf im polish nicking your bennies
what ya gan do bout it you raggie runt

Who /not racist but support ukip/

>>66591170
have you been here since you posted that image earlier

>>66591102
are you good looking normie twat?

how many pics do you have up?

am i okay having NO bio and NO info about me like work etc?

help me pls lid.

>>66591136
dislike every person i know called hannah

>>66591162

Poorper detected. Go vote Labour or something.

>>66591148
Would actually destroy her tbqh

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yall aint nuffin but sum bitch ass queers

had a pepperoni and provolone sandwich on sourdough bread earlier. was tasty af, thinking of having another for din dins.

>>66591179
i've been here all day

and the day before

and the day before

and the day before

but not the day before that because I went out with her

>>66591178
not possible

>>66591171
Just banter. Did it to eggy too, and he's fi-

>>66591142
this is some black mirror shit

they're making money off your social interactions with others

spooky

>>66591123
If you're average looking you can shag a few alright girls off it but unless you're good looking don't expect to be shagging all the time unless you settle for ugly or fat girls

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>>66591170
sad

>>66591210
>but not the day before that because I went out with her

gone off you, been following your posts for a while and was beginning to like you

now you're going to fade away like a poo in a flushed toilet

>>66591189
I know 3 hannahs
2 foreign cunts who need to be deported and a qt blonde from england

>Basically, everyone on 4chan seems to be looking for distractions and entertainment online because they have trouble in real life

>>66591069
Can't really argue with any of that desu.

>>66591220
Phone companies have been making money off phone calls and texts for years

>>66591250
hehe as if

>>66591178
>wasting your vote

why lad. if the party leader can't even get a seat it's not gonna happen

my baseball team is about to start

>>66591242
I wasn't aware anybody was
thankyou for caring at least

>>66591238
miserable

debating whether i should text jennie lads. maybe when i'm drunker.

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>>66591250
Psh what a load of bollocks

>>66591069
>>66591171
never forget
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S36928746#p36930820
(and springbok and a million girls from /b/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

>>66591181

I'm pretty average, but I took some good pics in soft lighting. I reckon I got myself up from about a 5 to a 7.

I have 1 joke picture, 1 selfie, and 1 full body pic, and 2 pics with mates.

No, you need a bio. Make it something witty. Here's a freebie I had success with:

'I've got a pretty detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan. Swipe right, it might save your life one day.'

Tinder's just a bit of fun. Don't take it too seriously.

Decent pics are a must, obviously. Take at least one good selfie, in natural light, at whatever angle makes you look best. If you can put your face in front of a frosted window with natural light it works like a soft light in a photography studio and smooths out your imperfections.

4chan turns you into a bender. leave while you still can

>>66591250
I hate statements like that
nobody is happy

>>66591250
could be said of nearly any website

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>>66591311
Go Cubs

>>66591277
yeh i guess but here you can pay for a direct social advantage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfK0Y_qzE54

>>66591296
People 'wasting their vote' on ukip has dragged the Tories to the right away from blairism and the fear of losing votes to UKIP was half the reason we got the referendum

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>>66591330
>t. bender

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OC pepe mom says its my best yet

>>66591330
i've wanked 3 times to gay porn now and still consider myself 100% straight

i blame 4chan completely

fucked 3 girls from tinder.

2 of them were way fatter and uglier when I turned up to meet them, but i was desperate

one was the most fit girl ive ever shagged but was completely nuts. was popping pills at dinner

Friend of mine has a very specific type: Blondes but very light blonde with pale skin, taller than him (he's only 5'8"), and he doesn't like big tits or arses. Literally every girl I've ever seen him date has been like this. Think he might be a hugely closeted bender.2bh

being myself lads

Music seems to help the pain
Seems to cultivate the brain.
Doctor kindly tell your wife that
I'M ALIVE
FLOWER THRIVE
REALISE
REALISE
REALIIIIIISE

only keep my mates around because they are more spastic than me 2bh

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Where do you bring a girl for a date when you haven't got a car?

>>66591325
>'I've got a pretty detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan. Swipe right, it might save your life one day.'

i don't get it

> If you can put your face in front of a frosted window with natural light it works like a soft light in a photography studio and smooths out your imperfections.

that is completely genius


what is the bare min amount of photos i can have?

currently have one good selfie i like and one with a dog filter

dont have ANY with mates which arent at least 3 years old so cant do that

>>66591386
bad idea

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me somewhere in that image

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Everyone save this cheeky Jezza, it's on the house

>>66591406
reckon my mates only keep me around because i'm more spastic than them desu

want to make out with a girl with this song playing gently in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivh0FWTSJ78

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alright boss

i have your package from bad-dragon.com here

>>66591379
doubt it

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What do you think for the new tinder lads, is this a good display photo? I'm on the left btw, think my jawline looks defined here

>>66591413
pub

>>66591378

is it a meme? or is there actually someone called John singer who stalks girls

>>66591428
didnt read a WORD on this card *throws it at a chav*

>>66591418
>dont have ANY with mates which arent at least 3 years old so cant do that
haha

>>66591314
My sister is called Jennie, if you text her I probably won't find out because I don't talk to her.

>>66591214
thought it turned out that eggman was faking it and was actually a functional, charismatic human

>>66591418
>with a dog filter

You're a girl right?

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>>66591425

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>>66591444
>Not DPD

>>66591413
Pub

>>66591418
>one with a dog filter

burn it. the dog filter is a meme and even moreso with a guy

>>66591459
;_;

fuck off normie

>>66591466
no

>>66591481
no

Just bought 3 pairs of boxers for £9.50, good deal?

>>66591413
meet at a coffee shop in the centre of town, have a preplanned walking route for if things go well

>>66591490
what brand

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Hmm, this Lisa Appleton, a recent turn of events Alex boy hmmm yesssss? Didn't picture yourself taking a wank to this Alex boy yesss? Rather fit for an old washed up slag Alex boy hmmmmm yesssss?

Seems like every man and his dog started going gym in the last few years

>>66591379
I'm meeting a spanish girl at the weekend, got a feeling that she's going to be considerably chubbier than her pics suggest, but she has a cute face so I won't mind too much.

>>66591447
i hate those wide earrings
why would you want to look like a tribal wog from the Congo

>>66591490
pics of you wearing them

>>66591488
the state of you 2bh

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>>66591490
>boxers

boxer briefs are most best

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>he wears boxers

Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

>>66591462
is your sister a polish-american girl in her late 20s because if so this is pretty awkward

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>>66591514

>>66591490
brilliant, maybe you could post some pictures when you get them?

>>66591507
If I ever see a dog in the gym I will promptly drop a 40KG plate on its head and leave the premises knowing I've done some good in the world that day

>>66591488
fuck me mate you're a mess

>wearing underwear of any kind

I think a mole just appeared on my back, lads.
Quite scared to be honest with you.

>>66591418

>i don't get it

It's a joke. If they become your girlfriend you'll be able to save them from the zombies. Might be best if you don't use that one if you can't roll with it. First question they ask is what the plan is.

>what is the bare min amount of photos i can have?

I reckon 3 is the bare minimum, if you can do the following:

1 selfie. 1 mates. 1 holiday snap.

If you only have a selfie, just put the selfie. Don't put a ton of selfies, and for fuck sake don't have one with a snapchat filter.

Having a single pic will mean you won't get as many swipes, though. Just a fact.

>>66591469
No one that picture looks over the age of 18, is Oceana a noncey nightclub?

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the aussie bf again

>>66591533
how do poles get into america so easily reee

>>66591446
literally not lying.

I've only had sex with 8 women. I posted proof of one of my stories earlier when I went and met a girl at her dorm and she was fat

The other one I literally went on a date with and got drunk then brought her back and wouldn't let her stay the night

I fucked the nuts one a few times but she was texting me all the time and very erratic

Three girls isnt much considering I've had tinder for a year and live in a major city

>>66591488
what did you mean by it?

>>66591533
She's British and in her mid 20s

>>66591507
going to the gym is nothing new but regular guys doing free weight lifting routines has exploded recently

>>66591488
righto mate, keep your fucking dog filter pic hahahaahahahahahahahaha i bet you'll drive the girls wild with that one

>>66591563
that you're a fonting normie

>>66591561
post proof again then mate

>wear loose boxers and shorts to the gym
>jumping jacks between sets

good fun

>>66591560
They came a few generations ago.

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>>66591069
I'm more attractive than this 2/10 heroin addict, it's ridiculous how caught up some people get in waifu shitposting. If I were a girl you would be putting my pussy on a pedestal right now but instead let's see what happens (social experiment)

As you can see I have very idyllic features.
High cheek bones.
Strong muscle structure.
Fair but smooth skin.
The works.

Pulled an absolute munter in the club the other day

>>66591519
>he wears tighty whities

[–]takexmexaway 13 points 8 hours ago

Alright, so. I'm a chick, American, mid-20s. (Throwaway because quite a few friends know my username.) I went on a solo trip to Ireland last week. It was surprisingly easy to meet new people, but slightly halfway through the trip, my social energy starts to crash. I still want to meet people, but I'm just not feeling up to going up to random strangers in pubs (not necessarily looking for a hookup, but also not opposed to one), so I figure what the hell, I'll hop on Tinder. It'll be nice to head to a pub with a conversation buddy already there waiting.

>>66591465
The cheeky cunt actually had a gf

>>66591556
its an under 18s nightclub you total weapon

he's been posting em all day

gonna have a quick fag

anyone fancy coming?

>>66591573
you don't believe im a normie you're just projecting

>>66591501
Charles Tyrwhit.

>>66591515
They are boxer briefs desu, just couldn't be arsed to type that out.

>>66591513
>>66591539
Bit gay lads haha xx

>>66591561
sure buddy

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That's what your after then, alex boy? Hmmmm yesss?

>>66591615
yeah sure

*blows a fat load on you*

what haha, you said coming

>>66591622
i literally do believe you're a normie

>>66591606
Match with a cute guy who's a couple of years older than me and shares a mutual interest. Have some flirty banter via the app. He says he can't meet up with me that night, but he'd love to meet up with me for lunch the next day. Now my Tinder experience overall really hasn't been all that great, and I was thinking about skipping up to the next destination on my trip earlier than planned. I'm thinking, do I really want to put that on hold for a Tinder date that's proooobably just going to be mediocre? But I figure what the hell, he's a local, so it should be worth it enough to have a conversation with him. So I agree.

Meet up with him the next day around noon. Cuter than his pics, absolutely has the local accent (yaaas) but is very easy to understand. First he takes me to a local place that makes their own ice cream, which is pretty delicious. We chat for awhile--it's not the most invigorating conversation I've ever had, but definitely interesting enough that I'm already thinking about getting the next bus after the one I'd originally planned for. Then he takes me to a bookshop he used to hang out in when he was a kid. We end up talking about literature and the kinds of books we had to read in high school. He's also a voracious reader, which is a big plus in my book (pun not intended...).

Then he decides to take me to the nearby national park. He had mentioned in our texts the night before that he'd like to have a picnic, but I thought maybe he was kind of joking? But nope, he had a backpack with him, and he had indeed brought picnic stuff. He takes me to a big, beautiful green field, with the lake and mountains not far off, and in the middle of this field is a giant, gnarly-looking tree that had fallen down. Around this field are also plenty of horse-and-buggies taking tourists through the park. We walk to this tree and he sets-up the picnic in a little secluded area amongst the branches.

>>66591615
just had one mate sorry

wrap warm because it's cold out

~take me on home~
~to~
~the asylum~

>>66591595
Those are even more nerdtier than boxers

/Box briefs master race/ here

>>66591576
I cant. I've since deleted the tinder. It wasnt anything special. Just the girl saying in a tinder message "so yeah, i never hookup on the first date like that, but i'm glad we hungout :)"

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>>66591629
boxer briefs support the balls while giving enough room for the spontaneous boner

>jimmy savile never had a gf

is that the true fate of wizards?

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why the SHIT am i knackered all day at work after 5 hours sleep then it gets to this time and i'm wide awake wishing i could shitpost and vidya the night away

>>66591615
yeh mate hang on 2 secs let me roll one

*fucks up the rolling*

haha woops

*rolls again and fucks it up again*

o-ok this is good lets go

my life is literally a meme

>>66591639
By this point I'm already absolutely dying at how ridiculously cliche this whole thing is. I mention this, and he happily adds to the experience by reciting some memorized Irish poetry. We make some sandwiches, eat, and chat for awhile. And then we start kissing.

And welp. We did the do. Right there. In Ireland, with an Irishman, in the middle of a field, in a national park, with only a large tree trunk hiding us from the many horse-and-buggies passing by.

(As a note: I DON'T DO THIS SORT OF THING. EVER.)

It had been awhile for me, so it was over pretty quickly, but I didn't blame him of course. He had been very sweet, asked for consent and brought a condom and everything. Honestly just having a nice make-out session was super lovely in the grand context of things for me.

So at this point, I've decided to now take an even later bus to continue hanging out with him longer. He insists on taking some touristy photos of me in the tree, and then we decide to head back to town. I'm thinking it'll just be friendly for the rest of the time, but nope! Offers me his arm, which I gladly take while we walk. We go and get some tea (he insists on paying for me for everything that day), and we sit and chat some more about accents and cultural differences and such (I'm such a sucker for that shit). Then we go and shoot some pool, he offers a kiss for every time I score, I indulge. Finish up at the local mall, he insists on buying me some stupid plastic candelabra thing at a dollar store that I joked was cute, and sees me off at the bus station. Says he'll try to meet up with me the next day at my next destination, but it's a little far, so that ends up not working out, but that's perfectly fine.

I LIVED THE DREAM.

(As a follow-up: We friended each other on Facebook and have been chatting lightly, but I'm not expecting anything. He has referred to the tree as "our tree," though, and I just about died.)

>>66591553
alright cheers

>>66591507
I don't mind it, loads of thicc girls with toned skin knocking about compared to a few years ago. I just don't like it when people try to get me to go with them when I have repeatedly told them I have no interest in paying £60 per month to do exercise.

>>66591637
ok

i don't literally believe you're a normie

how do you feel about that?

>>66591639
>>66591678
Shan't. I just shan't.

>>66591553
also how's this for a tinder bio

'Trying to be the man my dog thinks I am.'

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>>66591561
>only

havent been to work in 2 days

might make it 3 lol

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>>66591615
Sure thing

*Does a quick roll*

My parents are like 5'4 and I'm 5'9

Yes I'm short, but how aren't humans like all 9'10 each now?

Is it only because modern life is very recent?

In 3rd year and the only girls i match with are freshers hmmmmmm

>>66591690
good

because i'm not a normie

i feel justified by that

>>66591649
That's what I wear for work, but normal boxers are more comfy for when you're just hanging out at home.

If I just started lifting weights without changing my shit fastfood diet and don't take any protein shakes will it make a difference?

>>66591695
it could have been you fucking the annoying yank girl in a bush mate

>>66591707
mate...

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It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's Tricky

this man said, it's gruesome, that someone so handsome should caaaaaaaaare
na na na na na

>>66591666
He had loads of girlfriends before he became famous. You need to also remember that he was a habitual liar.

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>>66591703
I had the same idea a few weeks ago and got sacked, on the dole now wew

only loser nerds who get bullied bully

>>66591701

Wait, do you actually have a dog? Get a picture of you and the dog. Girls fucking love dogs. I see so many girls bios talking about dogs.

I also borrow my friends dog for dates, haha.

>>66591734
Don't judge its been awhile

eeeeeh hehehehe yeeeeee

>>66591739
*starts up SSX on the PS2*

>>66591666
Guess when you're a literal paedo nonce you probs don't want someone like a gf or wife knowing everything about you

>>66591716
i think you want to be a normie.

why wouldn't you?

wait of course you want to be a normie you're talking about tinder

have never taken a selfie of just myself in my whole life

have only taken selfies with groups of people

have only ever done it while drunk

is this weird? is this abnormie behaviour?

>>66591734
fucking newfag get the fucking fuck out NOW

if you're white in america then you get shot and killed for being white

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>read british posts in rp english
>read american posts in standard accent
>read irish posts in the voice of Lucky the Leprechaun

it comes naturally

step 1.. talk about how much you love Obama. Step 2, talk about how you bake from scratch and how you spent the weekend baking from scratch. step 3, hold potluck dinners for your friends and yourself in your apartment. Have potluck dinners with your friends, your twenty-something friends and pretend like you're forty-something and play "adult" in your apartment...that's step 3. Step 4... buy the biggest headphones you can find. The biggest headphones you can afford, buy em up. These right here? These are about $600 but the acoustics are actually really good. These are actually $600 cans, but the acoustics are so good it's worth it. Can't sh-short change yourself on a good set of cans. So much detail, in the higher frequencies. These cans there's so much detail in the higher frequencies, they really isolate me from the noise. Step 5...put on a hat, let people know you're all that. yo what's up yo what's up are you new here? are you new here? yeah kinda like...I'm kinda like the popular guy on campus. Yo dude, you blaze? you blaze up?....wow.....I need to commit suicide as soon as possible

>>66591703


Probably shouldnt lad. Its a really bad habit to get into happened with me at Uni for a term. Just kept staying in bed

>>66591725
Runtiest post in the thread

>>66591788
mate?

>>66591667
That's me right now. I nearly fell asleep at my desk earlier but I had a big dinner when I got home and now I feel full of energy again.

wank bum poo

>>66591788
mate...

>>66591818
It's pakipoo's attempt at rolling a spliff

Makes me laugh just posting it

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ah yes, the $70bn army

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Don't have to work on improving my life because I'm VERY good at daydreaming and they feel incredibly real

>>66591787
>is this abnormie behaviour?
yes

do you not feel compelled to share your highlights with other normies?

>>66591801
id fucking nut you one You smelly yank

went onto amazon on my old laptop for the first time in ages and it was auto logged in as my ex cos she was the last person to log in on it
is she going to get an email saying someone just logged onto her account like you do with email? If so i should probably text to clarify i didnt just hack her account

>>66591805
literally going through this atm

getting test transcripts back is a bitch basically have to tell my prof i havent been to any of his classes in 2 weeks (which he doesnt care but still feels shitty)

and they warned us too. Skipping classes is a vicious cycle

>>66591852
Yeah I just fantasise when I commute or walk anywhere

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Pretty mental to think that a clapped out, dead old disc jockey from Leeds has posthumously become the most notorious nonce in the western world

56 minutes into engineering and chill and im yet to close /brit/

>>66591725
Initially yes, anyone can make noob gains once you go from not lifting to lifting. You won't really make it past a certain point after that though, if your diet is properly wank

>>66591809
agreed

only runts lift weights

Hmmm

>>66591882
same, missed my stop a few times this year because I was daydreaming

can't do it when walking though

Where to find a qt girl who really enjoys acoustic neo-folk music but is ashamed to tell her friends about because they all just listen to chart music and would make fun of her if they found about her tastes so she is only able to indulge her passion on internet forums but that doesn't really satisfy the need for her to connect on a human level with another person who shares her interests? Srs answers only pls.

>>66591876

Yeah. You also end up feeling guilty for not doing anything.

rachel platten is singing the national anthem lads

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>>66591863
I read Irish posts in the voice of Tommy Tiernan

>>66591894
literally me
what are you procrastinating from la? vector maths for me
also need to catch up on my electronics module

>>66591886
LEEDS MENTIONED

>>66591918
Pub

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>>66591886

>tfw too intelligent to diet

>>66591886
Who what now, don't startle me like that goddamnit boy, let grandpappy get his rest

fart noises with me hands, a love story in 3 acts

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1soPER2Cuk4

>>66591882
>>66591910
fantasise yourself into an oncoming car

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How long have you been hiding her from us, /brit/?

Found out that the work qt is 28 fucking years old. Honestly, her skin is so smooth and she has a perfect figure. Everyone assumed she was about 20. Why do some girls look amazing still in their late 20s and early 30s and others are train wrecks?

>>66591761
i do indeed have a dog but how would i take the pic? selfie would be odd wouldn't it?

>>66591931
dynamics la

>>66591918
literally everywhere apart from the "her friends listen to chart music" bit
every single girl i know from the countryside is exactly like what you described

>>66591910
2bh I just daydream to the theme of whatevers playing in my headphones

>>66591725
You can eat shit fast-food and get in good shape if you count macros

Probs not good for your health long term but you can get hench

>>66591948

Is she wearing a green glove? haha

>>66591787
No lad, it's just that self centred runts (the general populace) have become obsessed with it for some reason

>>66591782
ofc i want to be a normie but you're a normie twat would laughed at me cos i have no pics with mates in the last 3 years

so font

Why is Pan Head a twat?

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/791030280731713537

>>66591918
>neo-folk
there isn't a -, you spacker

it's neofolk, one word
(good taste btw x)

>>66591929
Very good, I abstain from reading most British posts.

uk is such a weird little place desu

>>66591935
Cosby wasn't a paedo though

>>66591867
Of course not, if you bought something then she'd get an e-mail.

>>66591976
kek

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>>66591956
pics

>>66591948
why shouldn't a person with one arm present the weather? what difference does it fucking make?

>>66591972
Nah m8

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You now remember Jimmy Savile

>>66591958
fair enough
i've realised i'm essentially just feeling like im sitting through it all, like the whole thing is just something i have to get out of the way
i don't really give a fuck about engineering i don't think.

>>66591931
theoretical control systems

>>66591976
He's such a dick

>>66591976
howling

>>66591948
her stump has a weird hole in it

>>66591976
panhead should send him the picture of him walking

>>66592007
he's not saying that

>>66592007
You must be new to 4chan, we love disabled girls.

>>66591976
LLF

>>66591999
oh okay thank fuck
thought i was going to have to talk to her again h-haha
th-that'd be bad

>>66591967
>every girl in the countryside listens to neofolk
ummm...

hang on do you lads mean neo (as in modern) folk music and not neofolk as in post-industrial music

I just want to be around kids

>>66591967
Can you ask some of them to get in touch with me please mate? Only the qtest ones though. Thanks xx

>>66591977
Neo-folk and neofolk are COMPLETELY different genres, can't believe you'd make such a basic error.

I like chilling

>>66591997
>says the country that can't even hold a general election without it becoming a media and cultural circus that consumes everything for over a year

>>66592028
are you panhead?

>>66592047
nonce

>>66591974
to me it sounded like you didn't have any friends below the age of 4 because i read it wrong

Guarantee that Panhead is a reddit flag... but which one?

It's not me

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how's /gf2016/ leeds

think i maybe giving up playing hockey

has anyone got the screenshot of a tweet from kev with wojak crying faded into it

>>66592075
not good m8

America is absolutely bizarre if you sit and think about it for a while

Really makes me think

>>66592071
that would be a bit noncey wouldn't it?

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>>66592075
Had a few girls show interest

Managed to fuck it up as usual

>>66592065
no I want to be a teacher

panhead is a yank. he just deleted the tweet that was exactly the same as the comment he originally made in here

Whatever Jimmy Savile did in his personal life shouldn't detract from his legacy as an entertainer

>>66592011

Then wheres the rest of her arm lol

>>66591957

Change of plan for profile. First pic should be you in a field pointing at the dog, looking at the camera.

Bio should read:

'I bought this dog to improve my matches.'

Not everyday is a mighty ducks T-shirt for sale in a store in Ireland. #mightyducks

>>66592075
the state of white girls 2bh

>>66592096
America is absolutely massive
Really fascinating country

Its what you get when you throw a bunch of europeans into a massive country with loads of resources

>>66592018
>i've realised i'm essentially just feeling like im sitting through it all, like the whole thing is just something i have to get out of the way
yeh i came to that realisation long ago

i want to just get my degree and then never think about engineering ever again

>>66592048
no such thing as neo-folk

just say modern folk music

otherwise it sounds like you mean neofolk

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Panhead is a tout, and like all supergrasses and informants he shall be dealt with swiftly and brutally by the discernible and feared /brit/ IRA brigade

>>66592075
not good. had what I thought was a great date on friday. she even texted me saying how much fun she had

I waited a few days and texted her today and got no response

>>66592120
would have to take it as a selfie and my dog would be sat next to me right?

i'm up for this desu

kek

>>66592119
left it at home haha

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>>66592075
Twerking only works if they have a big round arse

>>66592092
As per usual

>>66592107
Better than nothing I guess

Do people find this attractive?
I feel sick
>>66592075

anyone else here /nomates/?

Can anyone explain how normies have the time to go out and get blocked so often? Honestly my day is easily consumed by sleeping, eating, lifting, and going to class. I can't imagine doing it with a hangover as well so often.

>>66592127
>America is absolutely massive
you dont say?

>>66592156
by choice

>>66592098
yeh that was why i found it funny :3

i wasn't being a dick about you not having pics with friends

doubt i have any in the last year or so, certainly none i'd put on tinder

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Think I'm lonely lads.

>>66592152
oi none of that

why is kev such an ameriboo? is it because he's redpilled

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>>66592160

>doing things

lol fuck off Nerd

*dabs on you*

>>66592146

For ultimate comic effect, you need to be standing, it should be sitting, you should look like you dislike the dog. Apathetic as possible.

Download a camera timer app.

Literally don't know what I'd do without the sesh lads, am a boring awkward cunt when sober and have never pulled or shagged a girl when I was sober

>having a dog to boost your profile
#justRuntThings

>>66592129
what are you planning on doing after? I think i might do a masters in applied physics or something, maybe civil eng cos i figure that could be pretty satisfying. If I was to choose something to do entirely based on interests/passions i'd do IR but i want to be employed after

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>>66592156
Yes, it's been a few years now since I lost my friends. It's fucking horrible

>>66592160
have you seen how easy non-stem degrees are mate?

>>66592156
I have a cabal of 5 or 6 close friends who I enjoy spending time with. The rest can piss off for all I care.

>>66592196
If you got it, flaunt it

>>66592156
I'm beginning to accept it tbqh

might link kev to this thread

might do it

(not panhead though and i dont have twitter and cant be fucked with making a whole account just for that)

So it would appear as if our very own cena Boyle has took up the old sport of hockey

Truly a terrifying foe to clash with on the rink

>>66592188
can someone tell me what the fuck a 'dabbing' is

all i know is yanks do them

>>66592160
When I was at university I could have gone out at least 3-4 times each week, I only had 6 contact hours per week and I could have pretty much skipped class all year and still got a good mark just by cramming before exams. My m8 did a proper degree with near full-time hours (engineering), but still went out 5 times per week and simply skipped lectures in the morning. Uni is a piss-take, if you're smart enough to study independently when you need to, it really is just 3 years of partying.

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>he doesn't have a dog

>>66592151
she has really disproportionately long legs and since noticing this i literally cannot wank to her

>>66592179
https://twitter.com/PanHead2222/status/791068390026833925

You're going home with me tonight

ara ara~
but I'm just an old lady

>>66592180
Most Irish people love America, the north east in particular.

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>>66592240

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>>66592176
>I drink myself to sleep every weekend, and wank to tranny porn

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r8 kot

>>66592244
Apparently you're not too familiar with the concept of perspective

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>>66592240

>what the fuck a 'dabbing' is

95% sure that everyone posting and linking panhead is actually panhead himself
DO NOT reply

>>66592248
t. a cunt called panhead who tweetsabout 4chan

would absolutely leftrightgoodnight that little runt if i ever met him

>>66592156
Here. Thinking about it it's been 10 years since I last had someone I'd call a friend.

>what are you planning on doing after? I think i might do a masters in applied physics or something, maybe civil eng cos i figure that could be pretty satisfying.

really don't know. going to just apply for general runt office jobs i suppose.

not too concerned with making lots of money or anything.

>If I was to choose something to do entirely based on interests/passions i'd do IR but i want to be employed after
same

kind of wish i'd done something like that desu

not entirely sure the "you will work at starbucks for the rest of your life unless you do stem" meme is true

Fuck off Pan Head

listening to the smiths atm

wanna off myself desu lads

>>66592240
swiftly jerking your head into the crook of your elbow and popping out immediately, like a hurried sneeze

middle school white boys do it as a means of celebrating

grown up manchildren do it ironically, for irl memes

tldr cancer

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>>66592248
Panhead is Devon CONFIRMED

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>>66592276
WHO TOLD YOU????

Reckon I'm probably the henchest cunt on /brit/

If I ever caught a hold of panhead in real life he'd be cramhead cause I'd cram my fist in his panlike face

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>>66592349
>he thinks i'm not following his every post

>>66592330

Who are you quoting haha

panhead,

give kev a link to this thread

>>66592351
I'm 6ft 4 and 16st

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She looks like Annie...

The arse of the world!

>>66592367
accidentally withheld a (you) from >>66592205

NEW

>>66592384
>>66592384
>>66592384

>>66592285
very nice gattini

>>66592191
nice one

>>66592371
my da is 5'9 and 16 stone

bet you're a stick

>>66592330
>really don't know. going to just apply for general runt office jobs i suppose.
i would still rather do engineering than that i reckon. When I was a kid I was passionate about video games and was sure I was going to make them as my job, it's not a nice feeling to realise I dont feel like that about anything any more.
>not entirely sure the "you will work at starbucks for the rest of your life unless you do stem" meme is true
*you'll work at starbucks or you'll teach the subject. It seems pretty much true from all the available stats about employment and education

We had to grow dreads to change our descriptions, two cops is on the milk box missin.

show they toes, you know they got stepped on, fist full of bullets. a chest full of teflon.

Run from the police, picture that, nigga I'm too fat, I fuck around and catch an asthma attack.

>>66592156
dont enjoy being around most people