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what's your breakfast today /asean/?
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Lol so it is bruised ego
Over the election and something that we are not even sure the CIA is involved with
so irrational and girl like especially with that Goldberg thing
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>>66590800
Every asian makes me cringe.
They all act like autistic manchildren and their language wtf is that. Toglochanyatugoro bullshit.
Open your god damn eyes and you'll manage how to drive.
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>>66590800
tapa
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Dead thread
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A N I M E S
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>>66591118

t. manchild
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is Dut2x the Light Yagami of real life?
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Let me guess the TV Host who Dela Rosa stated is involved in Drugs

[spoiler]WILLIE REVILLAME[/spoiler]
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How many 4chan posters died since Duterte took over?
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>>66595011
Not enough
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>>66593818
that .gif is a year older than /int/ jesus
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>>66595011

They're all still alive most probably since they had the education to speak English. The only ones getting killed are poorfags and when you're a poorfag in a third world country, you're already at the lowest of low so it's not like you have anything to lose.
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>>66594961
its Vice Ganda
no wonder she worships the prophet dutdut
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>>66595280

Is this true?
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>>66595797

There was someone new, besides Vice Ganda and others.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z1nEnr3GME
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This
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Time for chinese cartoons.
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>>66596020
>overcooked nugget
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>>66596020
whats that yellow water? urine?
are u into piss-drinking fetish?
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>post noodle and rice
>instant reply from indo
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>>66591089
>goldberg being partisan to the then ruling party and singled out dutdut

I would be mad if he's using his country as a shield while slinging mud against an electorial candidate because he/she didn't align with American interest.

It's probably the reason why Bolivia hates that cowardly bastard.

>>66590800
I don't eat breakfast.
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>>66596914
that's par for the course for a slimy kike like him. it's also pretty obvious he's putting on a psyop offensive before he finally fucks off.
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>>66594572
B-but he wasn't a valedictorian in school.
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>>66596914
Turns out as he should and he could have done even more tbqhwy
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you are an opossum and have 30 seconds before this drunk guy kills u

what do you do?
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>>66595011
drugs would disappoint my mommy
I would never do that,same for them too
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>>66597922
>>66596914
They probably already figured out that duts is a chinese plant but thy could not go ham in press about it
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>>66596020
>pasta as a side dish of rice

You are as pleb as that Malay poster who eats mi goreng with rice.
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>>66595011
I would say at least 3 statistically speaking
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Holy fuck

did I just hear Duterte say putangina on TV?
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>>66591089
Really makes you think...
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malaychink qt is the best qt
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>>66599519
agree
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>>66599396
>niggers defending a nigger president

indeed
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>>66599582
is that his mother?
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I know you need this, anon.
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>>66599396
Best of luck to them
Keep fighting the good fight
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>>66597988
bite his dick

>>66599396
preach

>>66599582
kek..
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>>66599655
Yes
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Can all Singaporean speak English?
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>>66597988
show him who's the boss by fucking his arse
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>>66600000
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>>66599946
oi nippo
im gonna wrekt you for raping me grandma
i have small shitty eye because of you
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>>66600000
HEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
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>>66600000
W I T N E S S E D
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>>66600000
>>66600066
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>>66600000
That's very sugoi, congrats senpai desu~
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>>66599396
lmao

libretards are comedy gold people aw aw aw aw obummer is my master
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>>66600000
/asean/ get

MALINGSIA TRULY ASIA
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>>66600000
MALAIXIYA
ZHEN DE VERY ASIA
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>>66600000
>trips + quints
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>>66600000
BOLEH
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L
E
H
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>>66600000
let get some of that dubs
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>>66600189
>fuck him right in the arse
>sugoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQca1cwe54
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>>66599396
They should take this fight online

The fanatics and bots are there
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>>66600000
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>>66596020
Rice with pasta?

blasphemy
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>>66600413
irl everyone agrees duterte is a great president anyway so yeah i think they should just stay in their redditard website
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Duterte hates the yellows
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>>66600678
>everyone agrees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>66590800
griefer's madness
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>>66600000
nice
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>>66590800
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ogfIgj-MAag

We made it in Vice again
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>>66601225
I'm definitely watching that tonight.
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>>66600000
Include me in the screencap.
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Wew lad
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/586487/lifestyle/phl-bet-draws-boos-in-miss-grand-international-2016-for-choosing-trump-over-clinton
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>>66601225
>that filename

kys newfag
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>>66601580
she deserv it for choosing that racist, sexist, narcisstic islamopobe
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>>66601580
Kek, but nothing bets that try hard miss earth candidate trying to talk to miss Austria about Hitler it was a cringefeast

Interesting this was held in Vietnam
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>>66601580
Her choice is not wrong, not wrong.

Trump is pretty good with women, pretty good with women.
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>>66601580
Miss Indonesia won Congratulations

>>66601798
She placed 1st runner up
lols but I agree with you

and our costume looks horrible as usual
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>>66602690
>Philippines
>Nicole Cordoves

>Indonesia
>Ariska Putri Pertiwi

>Thailand
>Supaporn Malisorn

>Vietnam
>Nguyen Thi Loan

>
>
>
>
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>Malaysia
>Ranmeet Jassal
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>white frog marries Malay princess

C U C K E D
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C
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>>66602839
never heard of her

couldn't keep track of all fucking 9 royal families here
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>>66602873
just googled her and oh god she's ugly

https://www.instagram.com/zatashah/?hl=en
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>>66602811
>>Supaporn Malisorn
Why's that Thais love to have "porn" on their names?
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>>66602839
why do you call him a whte frog?
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>>66603139
it's not pronounced 'porn'. Thai just has a really weird romanization.
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>>66603156
he's French
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>>66603180
i don;t get it
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>>66602811
SUPER PORN
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>>66600000
very nice
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>>66602839
>generic white guy bags Malaysian """royalty"""
(lol its fucking nothing
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>>66602839
she looks like my 40 year old aunt
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>>66602925
He's definitely in her for the money.
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>>66602839
why can't you just be happy that these 2 people are happy?
why make it a race thing?
baka white people care about it like skin color is their only possession
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Alright lads

Say I did a fat cocktail of drugs in Manila one night would I get blasted by Duterte? Asking for a friend
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>>66603756
You can be a sacrificial lamb

Your death will trigger the MI6 and SAS to act, no one fucks with these organizations

You will be forever enshrined near Jose Rizal's statue
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>>66603756
if they found out,you're basically dead
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>>66596020
>burnt korokke
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>>66603756
basically this >>66603785
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test
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>>66602811
Why they always choose kelings?

>supaporn
It's pronounce as subabon
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>>66603785
>>66603787
>>66603929

Thanks boys, would honestly make a wonderful martyr for that stuff, maybe I'll give it a try soon
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Why aren't you doing law yet? We've been cucking people who try to help or make innovations since forever
>be doktor
>patient needs c section or her and babi will die
>patient refuses to give consent to c section
>doktor does it anyway to save lives
>patient sues, wins and gets money because muh consent

St George's Healthcare NHS Trust v S [1998] 3 All ER 673
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Ship spotted.
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>>66604724
That's bizarre that the woman would just let the baby die like that after carrying it for 9 months.
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>>66604724
Abortion is wrong because a fetus is in fact by scientific standards, a "person"
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>>66604724
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>>66600000
MALAY
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>>66604115
Because some indian can have exotic look while chink have generic look with no tits and ass unless they're mixed.

I don't get why we always send chink and indian when we have beautiful and exotic kadazan sumandaks.
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>>66602811
these are """malay"""sian in malaysia
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>>66606272
KO SAYO
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>>66602839
She's so lucky..
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Is Nicole Cordoves our girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZGYFMyIaJM
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>>66606495
This is embarrassing wtf
Wasn't expecting it to be this worse
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>>66602811
>>66604115
I remember reading that only non Muslims are allowed to join and most of them are your Indians and Chinese
Or the Malay ethnic regardless or religion are not allowed to join
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ
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>>66606904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZChycU5gobg

my favourite
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Are Chinese the new master race?
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>>66607044
>new
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>>66607035
>1:31
My fucking sides.
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>>66607055
are you implying that they have always been the master race?
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>>66607111
Yes
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>>66606859
That's why I said >>66606327
Native Sabahan who are majorly Christians should participate more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSoB_cOuS8

Pic and vid are not related, because she already got malay'ed ;)
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>>66607035
Cute.
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so who else saw strange alone today?
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>>66604724
but you are the cuck
unless you have a lawyer family history
best case scenario for you is you'd be stamping notaryo whole day.
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https://youtu.be/imz4VOycGMo?t=134

B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>66607538
I know. I love sucking John Oliver's cock
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put tank in a mall
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Help lads, I'm dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZyh5Tt67-g
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>>66607288
>tfw no malaysian gf
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>>66607614
wtf Flipbong, just stop!
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>>66607611
The more you listen to it the dumber she sounds
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>>66604724
got my equity and trusts exam next week

pretty stressed T B H
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Should i attend Halloween party in my office? i its either play mafia 3 or watch turbo whores to wear slutty clothes again. much sluttier than their normal 6 inch skirt
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>>66607611
she was doing it for the attention
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>>66608241
Just bee yourself

equity and trusts is a bitch, I just started it
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PEEENOISE What's going on about some sex scene or sumthing like that?
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>>66608251
>turbo whores in your office
where the hell do you work?

Also yes, I'm going partying too on Halloween
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>>66608251
>playing that shitty mafia 3

GET OUT AND GO TO THE PARTY
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>>66608393
>wears black robes
>travels in a pack
>can run really fast
>likes to harass people at night
Is that KKK for black people?
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On a date.
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>>66608449
>KKK for black people

so the New Black Panther Party then
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>>66608355
wait until you get to Quistclose trusts and tracing rules.
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>>66608251
It Reminds me of that homophobic beauty queen in some american pagent who's against gays rights
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>>66608731
Wrong qoute>>66607611
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>>66607288
Carey Ng is my fave Malaysian beauty queen so far
And her costume was kickass too
Why was Indonesia outrages by
this
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I like how everybody pay attention to us now that Duterte is president.

At least something good happened, so far.
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Du30 is Light Yagami, cleaning off the scum of the world

He is opposed by L(iberal), an autistic man-child
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>>66609298
I saw you on /v/ talking about how you're a lawyer, right?

You should talk to this guy >>66604724
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>>66609337
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>>66609525
M I S A
O
C
H
A

coincidence? I think not
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From what I gathered

>Mar is tied with the Oligarchs and Chink Business
>Poe is tied with the CIA
>Duterte is tied with the Chinese and commies
>Miriam was dying

Is this accurate on the past election?
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>>66609379
>>66609337
Are you really a lawyer? Pls respond I have to ask a legal question
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>>66609674
>Mar is tied with the Oligarchs and Chink Business
>he doesn't know

see
http://news.abs-cbn.com/focus/10/25/16/comelec-probes-dutertes-campaign-finance
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>>66609678
lolwut?

I just love Davao
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/a/ mod support hand holding degeneracy! I forgot to screenshot my warning
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>>66609298
Yeah in a shitty way, kek

The loudest barrel is the most empty
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>>66609337
that post is autistic as fuck
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Why do I say mean things about Flipbong?
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>>66610122
Because you're tsundere for him.
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>>66610122
You're just a tsundere

hurry up and love me already
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The 3 things that make the purest form of love and make /asean/ great
>Yuri
>Incest
>and more yuri
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>>66610356

ravioli ravioli kill yourself oli
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>>66610356
incest is wrong
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>>66610356
sex is in no way a "pure form of love"
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à €
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>>66610356
No anon. None of that is pure. The purest form of love is between a parent and a child. And not the sex kind you disgusting freak.
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>>66611022
>And not the sex kind you disgusting freak.
I'm so fucked up.
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It's been fun, guys
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>>66611587
What happened?
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>>66611612
Dut happened. Being shipped out to the Phillipines on Monday and I'll probably get killed when the Filipino Army swarms the base I'll be stationed at
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>>66611645
Just don't do drugs and you'll be fine.
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>>66611664
I tried weed once but never liked it. I'm not a drug person tbqh
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Sumarti_Ningsih_and_Jesse_Lorena
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>>66600000
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>>66611764
>wh*tes
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>>66611764
What kind of name is Jutting?
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https://exhentai.org/g/981463/b310d18080/

wew
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>>66611645
Kill as many commies as you can for us. Don't forget to sit on your helmet, so your balls don't get blown up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06CPuM0UVVM
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>>66611645
don't forget to bring fresh, pure water to replenish your precious bodily fluids.
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orang malaysia kalo nyanyi nggak kedengeran logatnya
lancar-lancar aja nyanyi lagu indonesia
tapi begitu ngomong wueks
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>>66600000
ASU
S
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L
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>>66610172
>>66610230
No. I realize now, I just find him cringy with his John Oliver impressions
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>>66611587
No free visa for you then.
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N
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P
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>>66613957
Sex
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>>66614098
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>>66614207
Me + (You) = ?
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Hey guys, what's the best country in /asean/ for an American to lose his virginity?? I'm 24
I'm ok with ladyboys btw
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>>66617163
Muh
Leigh
Xia
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>>66614987
>
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>>66611720
Then you'll be fine.

Don't rape bar girls or kill trannies or you'll be the cause of an international dispute. Being on the end of Dut's wrath is the least of your problems.
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Posted this earlier but I'm still very tempted to fly to Manila and knock back pingers, snort the high grade and get railed by trannies but I REALLY don't want to get killed. I understand the fact I'd be a good martyr and whatnot but is there any way to safely be a drug taking degenerate in SEA?
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