/brit/

>>66589103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSVa6dZgiy4

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Love a good Bagel lads

>>66589103

why are people bullying this sweet little creature

>>66589122
Haven't seen you in a while

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you're waifu is stil shit

Them man wanna send for me
Envy and jealousy

>>66589145
>that guy that posts mc mixes unironically

go fuck yourself you little virgin LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAApF-FDkoY

tune lads

>>66589156

used to speedrun that game lad got 80 hours played x

jungle is massive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

>>66589103
She's fucking disgusting and weird mate

how much can you eat

>>66589170

What's with all the low-test white knights on /brit/ of all a sudden?

>>66589162
Fuck off faggot.
Kill yourself.

My pussy is dry as fuck after reading you beta orbiters cream your pants about some autistic fuck head heroin addict

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Who /Liverpool/ master race here ?

Brown southerners dont even think about replying to this

It's time to smash runts and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum

Had some crumpets earlier lads

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Who is this?

>>66589203
first time I found this song I was crying in laughter

>>66589245
thats le dubs girl, a girl who loves dubs

>>66589203
Demarcus

>>66589234
the absolute state of america 2bh

>>66589236
*waits for you to smash yourself*

can someone murder the cunt who keeps making these shit threads

will pay you in fresh runtpaste

>>66589229
ah yes a yank who value a women's purity
what a change for once

>>66589203
related video
https://twitter.com/DavidDPaxton/status/790558625827815424?s=09

>>66589234
>irish
>white

>>66589103
stop spamming this fucking goblin you sad little specimen

>>66589203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSVa6dZgiy4

>doing an engineering degree
>realise i literally dont give a shit about it
ah yes

>>66589234
London isn't 60% white desu, even at the 2011 census when that was taken

Who is this 12 year old and why is she relevant
?

>>66589234
Houston what the fuck
I always imagined cowboys and oil rigs

>>66589234
Birmingham second city confirmed

>>66589301
ah yes, that was me a few years ago

>>66589314
She's 17

>>66589301
go into finance or consulting mate, they love engineers and they pay really well

at least half my coursemates are doing that

Post stories about secondary school banter lads

Want to hear yours before I blogpost

>>66589197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ

>>66589316
well known for the city that created dj screw

>>66589282
I don't get it

Found this in Agatha's "Favorite" videos list

>This WHITE BITCH had the fucking nerve to call me a nigger when she the one payin the surgeon for her lips to get bigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfzRXseSBIM

>>66589234
why would migrants move to a shithole like liverpool

might learn japanese lads, anyone here speak/learning it?

>>66589234
The British ones aren't accurate btw, London is less than 50% white with even all the Poles there and Birmingham is much ore than 25% paki

>>66589330
Point still stands. Who is this 12 year old and why is she relevant

>>66589365
You are fucking stupid stop posting

>>66589103
>paedo shite
>it's not even real thailad hours
confused tbph

>>66589338
how to?

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>>66589121
>Yuri will never have joocy thighs again

>>66589365
>Birmingham is much ore than 25% paki
And how the fuck would you know?

>>66589365
> t. Chad Hernandez-Zimmerman

>>66589234
I'm on holiday in Vegas, which apparently is 8% black, and yet literally everywhere I've gone outside the strip it is about 50% black

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>mc

>>66589427
blacks are the only people stupid and trashy enough to go to vegas anymore

>>66589353
good song

>dog has been slow lately, dragging behind me on walks
>whining randomly at me when we're in the house, start to think he's going senile in his old age and is just confused
>one walk he just sits down and refuses to move
>carry him back home
>take him to the vet
>turns out he's had a tumour on his spleen and has had internal bleeding for god knows how long
>he gets surgery
>he's fit as a fiddle again
really glad he's okay, but one horrible realisation I had is that he wasn't just randomly whining, he was telling me he was in pain and i didnt understand :(

>>66589245
eliza matey
she's a whore but a qt though

>>66589393
read about finance/consulting
be born smart
tart up your CV
apply for an internship/grad position (deadline is in november for most of them)

you have to make sure you application is perfect. they'll reject you even for making a spelling mistake.

>>66589429
this banger will change your mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FWo9KBfD3Q

Im the kinda guy who starts physical violence over nothing, takes too many drugs and cuts geometric shapes into his arms with a razor

AMA

>>66589404
because i'm an expat and lived in birmingham for 3 years at university. The city is about 35-40% asian, probably 50%+ for under 18s. It's an utter shithole

Extremely important poll here lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11506505
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506505
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506505
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506505

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Alright I'm giving tinder a go lads, any tips? Did you write a bio etc.

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collecting data on posts that get the most (You)s to improve my (You) ingoing/outgoing ratio

>>66589473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1CP-id0D3o

>>66589475
will you die a runt

>>66589497
literally just add a reaction image and people will reply to you

>Im the kinda guy who starts physical violence over nothing, takes too many drugs and cuts geometric shapes into his arms with a razor
a runt?

>>66589465
Anymore pictures f.am?

>>66589465
stop spamming agatha threads on /r9k/ you brown cunt

>>66589486
I never want to do tinder because I have awful skin but if I were to take a picture it would mask it, so if by chance I met someone they would be horrified when they see me.

Don't actually have any pictures of me after the year 1998 hehe.

>out with the lads from Thursday-Sunday
>going on holiday with the gf on Sunday afternoon

Wonder if I can do it

>I came out my momma pussy -- I'm on welfare
>Twenty-six years old -- still on welfare!
>So I gotta get paid fully
>Whether it's truthfully or untruthfully
>With my Boston bloodthirsty process

Looks like ODB understood and accepted the NEET lifestyle

https://youtu.be/bPxXe8LCvI8

Are brexit voters generally less intelligent than Remain voters?

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>>66589234

>>66589486
fuuuck please tell me she has a penis

>>66589486
>Did you write a bio etc.
what kind of retarded question is this, fucking top yourself m8

>>66589523
>no it's le our meme!!!!!

lol

>>66589365
>>66589365
This.

Right now (exasperated by the Brexit?) Britain is basically 47% white overall, the rest of the majority are Blacks or Asians.

Source
>lived in Birmingham for 6 years
Worst time of my life, Brits are okay but all the niggers, chinks and pakis made it a living hell. Imagine some inferior racelet clutching at your wallet every 5 seconds. That's a walk down Upton for you.

The entire country smells like someone set fire to a combination abortion clinic and sperm bank dumpster

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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MC YOUTUBE VIDEOS


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>66589523
that's not me. he has my support how ever

>>66589522
i got mine from the r9k agatha thread lel

>>66589568
I worded it wrong. I meant stop spamming Eliza in Agatha threads.

>>66589454
You Algerian or just a regular nig nog?

>>66589486
1: be hot
2: use casual opening lines that are kind of witty
3: have some gimmicky shit in your bio (I have a slightly witty reference to a well known meme film)
4: don't swipe right on fatties/uggos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1CP-id0D3o

absolute banger

>>66589572
London isn't the entirety of Southern England you know

pretty much everywhere else is white

>>66589564
Dumb people voted leave for muh immigration
Smart people voted leave to fight globalism

>>66589582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUtdTE1IKEM

THIS WILL BLOWN UR MIND

bit weird how mixed are those american cities
reckon life would be a bit unsettling if I were to move there.

most embarassing moment of my life today

one of those things you just know you're never going to live down and laugh at in 20 years

>>66589608
>have some gimmicky shit in your bio (I have a slightly witty reference to a well known meme film)
Elabourate please

>>66589465
what's her surname?

>>66589462
made me feel

>>66589618
this

>>66589632
You dont notice because they are so segregated.

I live in Chicago and rarely ever see black people because I live in white people neighborhoods

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brushing my teeth

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>wanking to JOI CEI
>close the tab as she tells me to eat the cum

>>66589601
neither

>>66589634
Do tell

>>66589634
tell us about it

>>66589639
err, no, come up with your own slightly sexual meme reference

>>66589639
>Elabourate
please stop doing this, this is the second fucking time

>>66589632
it is, small town America is the absolute GOAT though

t. Brit living in Oregon and lived in northern California for 5 years

>>66589627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4MjSEC0by8

attack of the mc's

>>66589470
hmmm ok thanks senpai

probably get rejected with my 2:2 and abnormie lifestyle though

>>66589616
not from what I saw.

As soon as I rolled off the plane I was in a sea of shitskins until the moment I went back home to Branson, the Bold and .

You can keep London and Britain for that matter, there's a good reason why most whites have fled.

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>tfw someone absolutely wrecks you with banter
>smile because you remember that he is likely a virgin, as are most brit posters

feels good

yanks out

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tfw to intelligent too be happy

>>66589657
first time i heard of chicago was when chief keef and the drill scene blew up
didn't give me a good picture of the city tbH

>>66589462
glad your doggo is okay x

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>>66589572

>>66589712
literally me

>>66589486
Just go for the classic "snorting lines and shagging nines"

It shows that you're cool because you take drugs and makes you seem sexually successful :^)

>>66589706
>due to faggot minimum setbacks and single use zoning you can NEVER live in a neighborhood that comfy
hope i don't wake up tomorrow

>>66589551
yep

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>>66589551
Yes

>>66589682
No I just want to know how long your bio is, I won't rob your gimmick

>>66589700
>2:2
ah...yes...it's pretty much reserved for yuppie social climber types which means usually a 1:1 or a worst a 2:1

I've seen some make reference to a 2:2 with a good masters degree although you're still going to be competing against guys with a 1:1

>>66589616
the southwest and south coast mainly are, but even Bristol is like 40% non-white British for school aged kids

it's a fucking travesty how everything has gone to shit so quickly

>>66589760
very credited, can also try "banging hoes and slanging o's" for that outlaw sex appeal

>tfw to intelligent to not enjoy mc's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shyJoS-ieE4

>>66589657
>>66589728
CHICAGO

>>66589728
30% of it is really extremely shit, but most of it far distance from the actual city, the 70% is really nice

if you aren't poor its wonderful, if you are, its hell

>>66589781
Now adjust for age effects, ie older people are more likely to vote leave because they saw the UK pre-EEC/EU and realised how shit it has become

>>66589462
what kind of doggo is it?

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>when his degree isn't a first

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>>66589634

Thought about this the other day, don't worry about it lad

>be a 17 - 18 yo poorfag neet, live with parents
>gf has a bad breakup with her bf and she lets me have all of his clothes
>first day I get them we go out, for some reason I decide to wear them
>shoes
>jeans
>shirt
>cardigan
>the full outfit
>only thing that aren't his are my socks and underwear
>get to the pub quiz with my mum
>turns out last minute he decides to visit and say hi to my mum (they worked together)
>walks in
>literally a day after he broke up with my sister I'm wearing all of his clothes outdoors
>says nothing, acts somewhat normal but inside I can never live it down
>leaves without saying much to me at all

Had completely forgot about it until earlier today. What happened to you that was so embarrassing?

>>66589785
it's just:
*witty meme reference*

From essex/study """subject""" at """uni"""

>>66589676
>>66589679
>>66585032

It's like 4chan is always at the front on what's "cool"

Normies these days are always acting like their lives are shit and saying they're depressed as if it's a good thing. 4chans been doing that for years.

In a few years will being a socially rejected NEET be the trendy, popular thing among normies?

>>66589787
what should i do senpai?

call centre runtwork?

>tfw to inteligent too vote four brexit

>>66589834
a scotty

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Getting /fit/ has made life so much better desu

pic related

>>66589872
Hahaha, really good post.

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Who else have /gypsyvendetta/ here lads
>work in small supermarket
>smelly pikeys come in at least 3 times daily to buy 30p energy drinks with coppers and silvers they've found on the pavement
>they fucking stink and are total cunts, as well as being obese and gormless
>every countryside brit knows the feels
>they smelled so bad there was a special can of air freshener under the till for when they came in
>fuckheads have been abusing nostrils and eyeballs for years with their filth and poor manners
>one day they come in and head straight for the booze fridge
>in a group, acting shifty
>head gippo looks the security camera dead in the eye
>reaches for 3l bottle of cheap cider
>stuffs it in his binbag jacket
>waddle out like nothing happened
>Someone quickly notices what they did and checked the CCTV footage
>see the chief tinker nick the bottle of cider
>store manager ready to pounce when they next come back in
>THEY COME BACK 7 MINUTES LATER FOR FOOD
>fat fucks can't last 30 minutes without a packet of euro shopper custard creams
>store manager confronts them and bans them from the store
>much fuss erupts and they eventually leave after causing a scene
>I arrive an hour after this happened for an evening shift
>spirits are high that the pikeys have finally been vanquished
>no more air freshener
>we can finally breathe easy
> a few weeks later coworker shows me article from local newspaper
>one of the pikeys arrested and bailed for having two high speed police chases
>pic related, the offending gypsy

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What if I don't want to look like a manslut on facebook?

How do I show off my body on tinder tbqhwy

>>66589822
hmmm this shitty justification is better than the "actually BTEC sport students are smarter than degree holders" i'll give you that

>>66589847
You post the pictures here xx

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how edgy is this picture and should I use it on/ff 4chan

>>66589803
"drinking booze and shaggin twos" for that ironic charm too

some employers actively discriminate people that get firsts, normally indicates autismos.

>>66589890
Nah mate, I was blessed by a gypsy for helping him steal petrol

>>66589850
I honestly don't know

maybe find some entry level runtwork that also allows for career development?

>>66589847
Fucking hell mate, what did you sister say?

>>66589897
you can use tinder pics that arent on fb now desu

have stumbled onto the russian side of ASMR

apparently there's a ton of russian qt's that make ASMR videos in russian and its a huge thing there

did NOT know that

also the only reason i watch those stupid videos is for background noise and cause of the qts because i dont actually feel any tingles or whatever when i watch them HAHAAHAHAHA

>>66589897
Upload the photo as a status update but set it so only you can see it and you'll be able to use it on Tinder

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>>66589812
there are no whites

Pssh kid, post a real MC from the rough streets of Dublin

https://youtu.be/iar5hP372h0

>>66589897
>body
try grindr

>>66589946
Its more than 50% white. Also I live in that white area desu, its the only part of the city anyone cares about or visits

>>66589868

Posted it before mate

>>66589868
5'2 is literally midget tier isn't it

>tfw my Tinder is moderately famous locally because it's so funny

Good feels.

>>66589933
to be careful with who i send them to and if I wanted her to delete them and that she always knew I was a fag and that sooner or later parents will have to know etc

>>66589661
havent brushed mine in so long they're like a luminous yellow/greenish colour

>>66589972
The top right bit?

Are hispanic areas bad? what should I check out if I ever visited

>>66589938
Links?
When I'm feeling particularly self-loathing I listen to some Armenian or Chechen girl who does it in French, Russian, Armenian and English

>>66590003
Guarantee you I wouldn't so much as crack a smile if I read it.

>>66590010
good lass
give her a hug or something

>>66589931
what are you doing? do you actually like engineering?

REEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ph-h7l_aM

Tune tbqh and v good video

https://youtu.be/O2_cVc-8lNU

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>>66590010
>she always knew I was a fag
the absolute state of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5XVeENmLMk

>>66589977
no 5'2 is common for women

<5 is dwarf height

>>66590039
The hispanic areas that are surrounded by the white areas are generally nice. They aren't a place you'd spend a lot of time in, but they have some really good restaurants and bars.

Even the shittier areas around the blue are getting gentrified and black people are moving away because they cant afford it and their death rate is surpassing their birth rate

>>66589957
stick to the brit bashing folk music

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ah yes

Feels good that i've finally accepted my edgy, slightly racist, degenerate personality. Nobody likes me anyway, might as well dress in a way that fits my personality. I'm looking like Dylann Roof, but feeling like Dylan Klebold.

>>66590045

Probably not, but you're some 4chan asspie. Not my target audience.

>>66590130
thats a long house

>>66590130
Greater London

>>66590063
I'm the wrong person to ask because I've been super autistic about this stuff since I was like 11.

Yes, I absolutely love pretty much every aspect of it.

>>66590010
lot better than it couldve been desu. Dont worry too much about it la, it's happened now and theres nothing you can do about it. No point thinking about it any more

>>66590102
>157cm is normal women height
you have to be joking most girls i see are around 170cm

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>>66590010
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

have one on me

>>66590159
Greater Manchester actually

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>>66590148

/fa/ as fuck tbqhwy

>>66590130
is this salford again, looks like it

>>66590181
because they always wear heels or boots

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>>66590039
Oh as for checking things out. The cycling along the lake paths and parks are very beautiful.

There's also some great museums down around there as well.

The architecture tour by boat is pretty great as well.

Deep dish pizza is worth a try, I prefer normal kind, but deep dish can be pretty great as well.

Good live music scene in a place called wicker park as well

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>>66590194
Moston

going to sleep hahahahahahahahahhhhahahahah what am i like
farewell

OH YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w43uSMJntgw

>>66590148
Klebold was an insecure gay follower

The true alpha was Harris

nigga didn't give a fuck

>>66590192
LOVE that jacket. The patches make it.
Fuuuck, I NEED a Rhodesian flag patch.
Normies won't recognize the Rhodesian flag, right? I want to put it on a jacket, but I can't be arsed with normies calling me racist.

>>66590098
sounds like a song by man jam from peep show

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Are we in the best timeline lads?

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>>66589231
>Roastie upset another female gets attention
L M A O
M
A
O

>>66590043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJCYwRgJEw

>>66590181

Why are you all arguing? The average height of a British man is 5'9. Average height of a British women is 5'3.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11534042

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I'm 22 now, haven't had any own name social media since I was 17 and none of my alias posts are saved anywhere (posts and accounts deleted). My whole family, cousins, friends, ex girlfriends etc all have loads of social media including very personal reddit profiles for some of them. None of them of course have any idea I can see any of it. I found out through Reddit that my brother secretly has a son, and that he lies in 80% of the stories he tells.

It's quite weird. The only place there are photos of me on the internet are the two photos my mum took and posted on instagram of my sister and I, and some photos invold Facebook albums from when I was 16.

Odd thing is I'm not an unpopular shut in. I'm actually the most successful person from my year at school (only 2 of whom I'm still in contact with).

Never really thought about it before. Anyone else here not on social media? If I don't have work I can quite happily not speak to or see anyone for weeks on end.

>>66590262
He was a needle dicked manlet with severe anger issues, klebold was tall, well hung, attractive and girls even took an interest in him. I know this because I serviced them both sexually.

how the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3RonD-ZVaU

>>66590280

>tfw i really like the look of the Rhodesian flag
>tfw not a racist

bit sad haha

>>66590148
also been feeling like this lately
why fucking hide it anymore it hasnt gotten me anywhere
have started going for a modernised skinhead look

>>66590316
>average height of a British man is 5'9

5'9 and I feel a little short 2bh

Top tip, lads.. Soon as you get a phone number from a girl on Tinder shove it into the facebook search bar and you'll find her facebook. Then you can check she's not a secret fatty.

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>I'm 22 now, haven't had any own name social media since I was 17 and none of my alias posts are saved anywhere (posts and accounts deleted). My whole family, cousins, friends, ex girlfriends etc all have loads of social media including very personal reddit profiles for some of them. None of them of course have any idea I can see any of it. I found out through Reddit that my brother secretly has a son, and that he lies in 80% of the stories he tells.

>It's quite weird. The only place there are photos of me on the internet are the two photos my mum took and posted on instagram of my sister and I, and some photos invold Facebook albums from when I was 16.

>Odd thing is I'm not an unpopular shut in. I'm actually the most successful person from my year at school (only 2 of whom I'm still in contact with).

>Never really thought about it before. Anyone else here not on social media? If I don't have work I can quite happily not speak to or see anyone for weeks on end.

>>66590318
Not on social media either

Might go back and have a few friends on there because I'm in quite a few uni societies

average height of a white british male 18-30 is 6'2

if you deny this you are fundamentally stupid or just live in a malnourished area

>>66590352

>Soon as you get a phone number from a girl on Tinder

Haha yeah. will do

>>66590318
I admin several meme pages on facebook so yes of course I have a facebook account

>>66590295
It's Mama's Kumquat

>>66590352
Who doesn't do this?

>>66590352
>right swiping girls that don't have their bodies clearly visible
why? tinder is where you get to be superficial as fuck and it's ok. why go sniffing round, just left swipe them.

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If you're gonna be a skinhead, do it right. Don't even bother if your ugly and have zero fashion sense.

Watch the believer for inspiration, really good movie. Goslings best imho.

did a 2 cum wank challenge but only came once haha

>>66590339
Good lad. Good to know i'm not the only one. Just ordered a black m65 field Jacket desu

>>66590333
I just don't approve of the white genocide that happened there.
Rhodesia > Zimbabwe

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who else /land of the english/ here?

your vagina is crusty and your children hate you

Chinese gf complained that I replied too late

Replied 3 mins after she text me haha she's going to murder me isn't she

>>66590318
I have one for work schedules but that's it, just family and a couple of friends despite not being a NEET shut in either.

>>66590318
no social media is actually amazing. highly underrated and everyone should delete their fb accs 2bh

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ah yes let's just build TWO whole new builds in a run down shitty council estate

>>66590399

But wait, there's more. For girls with hidden profiles go to: http://graph.tips

Then follow the instructions there and click the 'show tagged photos'.. Even with a hidden profile you'll see the photos they're tagged in.

>>66590409
he's jewish in that though

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friend with benefits just sent me this

>>66590440
where did you meet her

NEED a chink gf like i need air

>>66590459

Good to know that Parliament has got that whole housing ''''''''''''''''''crisis''''''''''''''''''' under control haha

>>66590464
Yeah but he looks sik as fuq la and he's clearly genetically Germanic

Had a little spell on Tinder but barely swiped right at all and wasn't really that attracted to any of the girls I matched with so didn't bother messaging them. One time I matched with a pretty girl who also seemed fairly interesting so I sent her a message, but she just ignored it. Managed to find her Facebook though and it turned out she was a raging SJW feminist, so I probably had a lucky escape. That was the end of my Tinder experiment desu, deleted the app shortly after.

>>66590469
whats with girls these days and the big eyebrows? definitely NOT a fan

will it make me less ugly if i get a tattoo?

>>66590318
Literally me

I was never really a big social media person, only ever had a few pictures and posts. But one day in 2012 I decided that I would become completely anonymous on the internet. Deleted everything from my Facebook (including every single post I had ever made anywhere on that site), changed every name to a different pseudonym and made sure every trace of me was erased.

>>66590319
If you looked at his journal though, you'd see the real Klebold. He was extremely insecure and had low self esteem, he often wondered if he was gay and 99% of his journal is just about suicide and how no-one likes him.

Harris was a fucking unstable psychopath, his journals and website posts are just 100% about killing and raping and dismembering people and how he wants to kill the entire world and stuff.

Klebold was just a follower of Harris, he would have never killed people if it wasn't for Eric, whereas Eric would have done it regardless.

>>66590483
Move to Canterbury lad

>>66590409
I'm not that attractive, but i'm young and average build. Is that good enough?

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>tfw too intelligent for tinder

>>66590487
can't believe i almost read this post, phew

>>66590501
just be yourself

>>66590469
Lovely tbqh

>>66590502
I've read both of their journals in detail one night, quite interesting

REB and VoDKa

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>reopened tinder earlier
>first profile I saw

Ah yes

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>tfw too much of an utterly boring bastard for Tinder

>>66590534
that isn't going so well 2bh

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Oh he's a good one

A park (that use to be graveyard) is being chopped up and having new builds built upon it

hmm yes very good

>>66590559
that guy is gay,

>>66590501
if you are already a grub it just makes you look more grubby

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>>66590559
Alright who are you lad?

>tfw used to go Kent uni

room is in an absolute state 2bh

books and used notebooks/paper all over the place, dirty washing just dumped everywhere and the floor needs a good hoover.

>>66590318
Exact same lad.
Not a fan of social media at all, i like being "off the grid"

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>tfw too well read for Tinder

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did someone say kent?

>>66590527
Haha nearly got you, well done for avoiding it mate xx

>>66590597
>>66590597
same lool
cba moving it all even though it'll prob only take a minute loool

>>66590597
know that feel lad

my room has hardly any draws or storage space so I have to just keep all my shit on the floor

>>66590579
Northern Lives Matter

>>66590566
practice can make you less boring

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>>66590597
>hoover.

i love this

brits named vacuuming after a US president

>>66590555
yeah i was on that columbine website, read all of REB's website stuff as well

VERY interesting desu

>people on facebook are in some weird as fuck competition to see who has the better life,

mainly women.

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>>66590597

>tfw too smart to clean

I know that feel desu

>>66590614

This too

Building up too much of a tolerance to sulph lads

was microdosing and got a bit carried away

Took a 6 month break but the tolerance hasn't gone away

>>66590597

sort your life out m8

>>66590597
>tfw xl doritos bag filled with 6 months of fag ends under my desk

Can hear when the disgusting fat woman upstairs farts in the bath. Ugh. I should get a divorce.

>>66590512
Yeah. hit the gym and try look intimidating and respectable, not a babyfaced fag or the 'dem will jump ya.

Knew a lad in secondary who actually pulled this off rather well, grew his hair out into a massive mullet and wore all sorts of racialist apparel outside of school, confederate flag on his jacket etc but no one fucked about with him because he wouldn't be afraid to take a knife to you and was big enough. Also his only mate was a big 6'6 Lithuanian bastard, quite strange to think back on it now. Wonder what he's at nowadays the psycho prick.

just got my 7th match of the day

they're all pretty decent looking as well, wish I could be bothered to message half of them

the tinder fad is going to die soon right lads?

>>66590670
mate, I'm a final year engineering student on track to get a first

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normbulls moo

>>66590672
Runtiest thing I've ever read mate

I'm truly impressed.

Though saying that, do you have a bottle of gone off wine, a wine glass with a few flies in it, wank tissues, empty wine and vodka bottles and an overflowing ashtray dotted around your bed? Because I certainly do

>>66590725

Virgin is a quicker way to say it lad.

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too unphotogenic (see: ugly) for tinder

>>66590725
do you function normally socially?

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fucked it

>>66590754
I know that feel tbqhwy

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>>66590709
No

>>66590709
not likely

people keep saying that about FB and now it's just there for good

tinder has managed to achieve the impossible: make online dating cool

listening to loud music and pretending i'm playing on the drums

>>66590725
>>66590725
>>66590725
>>66590725
>>66590725
wow ... fascinating....
one thing though !! dont remember FUCKING asking !

>>66590759
Kek

>>66590758
>>66590750
I do with my fellow engineers (male) but not with everyone else and yes I'm a virgin.

you dont wanna hear my verse come after my verse

>>66590759
>>66590766
>speaking like pseudo witty pseudo intellectual mongs back and forth

If this is how adults present themselves these days I want no part in it

>>66590766
What the fuck is this

>2/1 odds on zac goldsmith to win his seat with a 2500+ majority
>no tory running against him
>had a 23,000 majority at the last election

think i might stick a cheeky tenner on this

>>66590801

>yes I'm a virgin.

No worries mate. Tbh i was hoping you were some insecure normaltron i could bait into getting all defensive

daughter just sent me this
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1477269169852.webm

>>66590766
sheed

Need to get a cigarette case

Prefer rollies and they're far cheaper but I can't be fucked rolling on a night out so always end up spunking a tenner on a pack of Marbs

A case would solve that

>>66590834
Aussie Tinder banta

>>66590854
at work lad. fuck off

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>tfw too feelings orientated to connect with other engineers

should i get tinder plus lads?

it's only 5 quid a month and i've literally got 4 match after one week of using it

i'm no good looker but i'm also not hideously ugly either

what's the deal?

anyone got any experience with the plus meme?

>>66590610
>>66590454
>>66590502
Do you ever bump into people that you knew pre going off-grid? It's a strange experience. In my experience they tend to assume that you've either died, gone into rehab/become homeless/completely fucked your life up. They literally can't comprehend that someone could be doing well and not posting about it on social media.

Colonel Gaddafi could not lay down a bass hook, Mark. That should be clear even to you. God!

>>66590879
if you need plus you're ugly mate

>>66590859
I have a really nice 18th century fagbox with a map of Ireland while it was still part of the U.K. In my possession, used to be my great grandads.

>>66590854
Was expecting a dick 2bh

Also the image server is shit as fuck.

>t-t-t-t-t-t-touch me, I want to be dirty
what did she mean by this?

>cigarette case
would you like a free hat with that?

>>66590879
it's for runts

if you don't get enough matches normally, tinder isn't for you.

>>66590879
What's Tinder plus? Does it have extra features?

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>>66589103
>that hair
you could say i have a type

>>66590898
who is she?

>>66590898
me in the bin touching my willy

>>66590932
boys?

>>66590895
>>66590912
think it's possibly because i only have 1 pic up and no description or about me or what i do for work

>>66590919
get to choose girls an unlimited time

>>66590898
me in the bin with my invisibility cloak watching this gay irish twat touch himself

>>66590886
basically yes. but then we get talking for sometimes hours on end because there is so much to catch up on.

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>>66589486
>tfw no 1 armed east asian slut-fu

>>66590898
dire legs

>>66590901
trade you a tin of amber leaf for it m8

just the small kind though

Actually, might just get myself an old tobacco tin from ebay or something. My flatmate has a nice old Capstan tin that he stores his block in.

>>66590835
lib dems will win richmond park screenshot this

being gay is totally normal!
>fucks an intestine filled with shit

popping out for a fag

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>>66590969
>both female
whatever do you mean

>>66591015

any hole's a goal m8

>>66591015
you take the shit out first ya bozo

>>66591049
can I come?

new
>>66591069
>>66591069
>>66591069

>>66591049
racist

>>66590898
>48 year old

closer to 60 from behind desu

>>66590879

Tinder plus makes Tinder so much better. Only people who don't get it are poor runts.

Best feature is the setting that makes it so your profile is only visible to people you swipe right on.

It means girls always match with you, rather than you matching with girls. Results in them sending first messages more often.

Also means you can swipe left on people you know and they'll never see your profile.

Then there's passporting which is handy for travelling. You can passport to a city a week before, match with a load of girls, then hit them up when you're in the city.

Can also set it so that it shows you girls online first.

Then there's boost, and superlikes and all that shit. Don't really use any of that though. Do my one free boost each week, and it does get you a lot of extra matches to be fair.

Learn to fly by Foo Fighters is literally 'dit: the song

>>66591080
you colossal clod