/brit/

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post donk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfe9HgYdVjI

Getting the daily dose of Jack Scalfani

bitch i'm a monster no good blood sucker

>>66587248
Good edition.
>That absolute choon in the beginning

SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME
CAUGHT BENEATH THE LANDSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

>>66587299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

>he wont post his 10 gallon tropical
shook

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Fresh Bradley

>>66587280
well c'est la vie

>>66587248

Is this a child? what the fuck am i watching is this NonceTv?

30 litre fag is getting really upset now he's been exposed as a fraud and an irresponsible tit

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>>66587299
literally /brit/ the video

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Getting sick of no gf lads

still waiting for this so-called "patrician" to bless us with his superior taste in music

>>66587299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzamWtyTTU

>>66587248
can someone explain why people are obsessing over some random girl cooking and eating in her room

bizarre

>>66587372
SHE'S 17

>>66587372
It's the newest craze from /r9k/

>>66587373
But you wont post your tank?
pussy

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>Family is very important to me, in particular my four year old son. He spends most weekends at his dad's, leaving me with free time for someone to try and entertain me

>>66587352
>big fuck off sky pause button in the way
>on an angle

Get your tubby ass of the sofa and play it from 10seconds before, get your camera perpendicular to the TV and take a picture as soon as it is the right time. If you miss it, repeat. We don't half ass bradley's here

rubbing my boiclit

>>66587410
what the fuck is a sesh

someone please respond

Removed the lower age limit on Tinder and started matching with 18/19/20 year olds. God damn they're hot as fuck.

Really want to put my willy in them, but literally have nothing in common with people that young any more and feel a bit noncy.

oi blud... that girl's 14

>>66587248
ah yes it's that girl with the voice that means she was abused by her dad as a child

>>66587441
like the lash

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>whites who pretend they're japanese

>>66587402
She's cute as fuck and literally autistic mate
4chans dream gf

too scared to message anyone on POF

Is there a British form of country music? Music all the simple country people listen to that teaches them to be simpletons and hate city elitists?

>>66587151
>he thinks bettas need 10 gallon
howling

Kept mine in 5 gallons, 1 gallons, 2.5 gallons, 20 gallons. Never made a difference to behaviour or life span. They really don't care, they can handle high nitrate and stuff much better than other fish.

>fucking idiot
You're the one who doesn't know what hes talking about, don't listen to the people who tell you that you need to spend an extra 60 quid on a tank for your betta to "thrive"
"you fucking idiot"

>>66587193
He really triggered you huh?

oc

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>>66587441
Fuck off

>>66587441
a session

>>66587293
I've been told dark irish people come from shipwrecked sailors from the Spanish armada but that sounds like bollocks to me

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>>66587299
MC Devvo 'ere to say dis is a sik toon bois

>>66587470
indie rock

>>66587470
Our country people are posh

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Doing a try to learn how to make money on the side

planning my next move

>>66587373
You're the only one who seems upset, both of you need to shut up though its ruining the thread

>>66587467
mate she looks about 12

>>66587399
"mint donk tune"

>>66587512
t. Never been to Wales

>>66587441
When your drinking/doing drugs with the lads in someones gaff

>his bin isn't electric

Is this 2003?

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Thoughts?

>>66587451
>>66587534
see >>66587409
She turns 18 in February.

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Our Corbyn.

https://youtu.be/5dQkhKk5Kgk

CHOOOOOOOOON

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>tropical fish tank

>>66587470
https://youtu.be/Bjvffx-h2KM

>>66587466
ohaiyooooo :3

>>66587467
>literal child
check

>completely bland
check

>average looks
check

>wannabe japanese
check

>ASMR
check

yep, pretty much 4chans perfect gf

>>66587470
Country people are rich as fuck
Northern mining shitholes are what you're thinking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bgR58DvLoU

>>66587512
Even in Scotland?

>>66587563
time to put aside the rhetoric

>>66587533
rasheed

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>>66587568

>>66587470
our country people are wealthy

if a girl is 18 but looks and acts like a 12 year old for nonces attention then you're a fucking nonce if you give her attention

>>66587470

Its not really the same but i always thought that Ulster Loyalist songs sounded like shit country music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GWhmnpe-x4

LSD turned me religious

>>66587537
been here 6 months longer than you check the archive

>>66587564
yeah february 2020 maybe

>>66587545
why is everyone amazed over this like it's special or something

>>66587580
Fuck me this takes me back to secondary school holy shit i was a little turbonormie retard

>>66587563
Genuinely don't understand why or how people come up with these sorts of these

Do they live in a fantasy land where this is true or do they know it's bullshit but write it to get those delicious views from grandparents on Facebook?

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>>66587626
Good lord that's terrible

Keeping fish is almost as autistic as keeping reptiles

>>66587563
nice to see are ed is still getting work

I was the anon looking forward to getting his fish.
I just want to clarify only the 1st post was mine, I'm not either of these idiots shitting up the thread.

Want time to go faster :(

>>66587447

>I won't respond if you just say "hi or hello"

How the fuck else am I supposed to break the ice? Hurr durr I see that you like band/movie/author, i also enjoy band/movie/author???

>>66587623
this 2bh
Just because they're technically of age doesn't mean you're not a nonce or that people won't see you as a nonce

>>66587650
>Americannews
>expecting them to know a 3rd rate ex-politican from the UK

They're just ignorant retards

>>66587522
>singletons/global variables
the state of you mate

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doing a rally

>>66587678
My gecko is great dont diss

>>66587690

time is relative to your inertial reference frame

>>66587629
>tfw you start going to church because you heads all fucked up by narcotics

>>66587623
Don't care what normies brand me desu
I've been branded as a school shooter, psycho, weirdo, etc. Nonce is just another to add to the list.

If you wouldn't shag her, you literally have to be gay

>>66587725
>Just interviewed Trump Vice+Chair of Diversity Outreach, Brunell Donald-Kyei. Says Trump is getting 25% of black vote + many Bernie voters!

made me thingk

I said

Getting a bit sick of having no gf lads

>>66587725
>blacks for rump

>>66587747
I don't find little girls attractive

>>66587740
I can't sleep, do you like fish?

>>66587690
how does one obtain happiness from trapping fish in a transparent confine?

>>66587470
My Godparents are genuine farmers. The wife works part time at a school, not because they need the money but for something to do now her two daughters are off working. The husband isn't posh by any means, but the weird thing here is that oftentimes country people like him can fit in very well with posh people as they have a lot of the same hobbies. To be fair they have a lot of money, farmers earn fuck loads. A lot of his mates are posh as. He just gets pissed and works all day, comes home for dinner with the wife, gets more pissed and sleeps. Never seen a man put down so much cider. He drinks in the tractor. He also has 6 dogs that he seems to love a lot and he takes most of them out farming with him every day.

gonna put a bet on trump lads. odds are 4/1
how much should i go for?

>>66587725
>people complain about this but don't complain about the literal millions of runts with 'blacklivesmatter' in their twitter bio

>>66587760
why is he hammering for the black vote, they always have an atrocious turnout rate

>>66587788
well how much do you feel like donating mate?

>>66587761
you can borrow mine for 15 minutes just don't damage it

>>66587771
She's not a little girl though, she just looks like one.

You guys are weird :S

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>catholics LITERALLY believe they can turn wine into jewish zombie blood

>>66587484
>no "any yokes lads"

fraudulent list

anyone here want to be my friend hehehe

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I love Agatha

even though she is Jewish and I also love Hitler

>>66587788
I put 50 on at 9/2
absolutely robbed them

>>66587788
1000 quid m8

>>66587702
Read the youtube comments it's pretty fucked up

It's the kind of shit a grandparent would say to a ytoung child coming from weebs which are nearly certainly 16-25 year old men with more pent up sexual frustration than an American supermax.

>>66587692

I usually just go with something relevant to their bio. You don't have to say you like what they like.. Or talk about their pictures if there's any interesting ones.

If there's no bio, then I joke about them not having a bio and how much harder that makes an opener.

My tinder game is surprisingly strong. Post bios, and I'll post opening comments you can use

>>66587825
fuck off taig

>>66587800
he isn't really hammering for it. it's just happening

>>66587776
Friends in my room that wont leave me. Also its like collecting cards or something. There is loads of cool ones to choose from.

>>66587738
Post gecko

>>66587299
keep forgetting that britain was literally serbia

this is the worst waifu

>>66587484
>"try him again"
too real

https://youtu.be/AYCceAatcIw

/brit/ is full of noncerers confirmed

>>66587248
Is agatha the new ashley/ rose

Find it astonishing that yanks get prescribed benzos for months/years on end

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>>66587874

>>66587847
where from?

>>66587837
I like her feet. What video is that from?

>>66587907
All yanks are on some sort of prescription drugs

Its disgusting

Literally filled with shitty pills
>umm Dude it calms my nerves !!!

>>66587713
Only global I've got is the queue

Might change it

Once I actually implement a trading strategy I'll organise all the code properly

>pornhub keeps buffering
nothing more annoying than trying to wank one out to a buffering video

>>66587848
you joke but i could easily do that.

>>66587825
Did you know: Italians weren't classed as "white" under the White Australia Policy, rather they were in a second class with the Spanish, Portuguese, Greeks and so-on and it was only after immigrations from the U.K., Scandinavia and the Baltics had tapered off that Italians were permitted entry in greater numbers

Basically what I'm saying is that you're a nigger and need to FUCK OFF

>>66587924
paddy power about 10 days ago

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doing a think about whether or not "collecting" hobbies can bring true happiness or not

I already knew what a sesh was lads

joke's on you

Had a takeaway at 9pm and now I've just had 4 burgers with some beans.

Think I've got a problem.

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>tfw can hear the normies having fun

>>66587921
literally a 10 year old with tits

>>66587939
an odd people obsessed with happiness and their own existence

>>66587966
>you're a nigger and need to FUCK OFF
Uhm sweetie, thats a bit rude x

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>Did 3 grams of coke
>fell asleep 20 minutes later

Anybody else not affected by coke lads? I've done it a few times but it does nothing for me

>>66587522
wtf am i even looking at? the matrix?

>>66587942
>I'll change it after x...
heard that one before lmao

Don't Live With Broken Windows

>>66587980
Been thinking about starting a currency collection but not sure where to start

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>>66587914
Looks like a dragon

>>66587907
the doctors there even give opiates at every opportunity
like they want the people to be junkies

>>66587951

I only wank to my 2TB of downloaded porn

>>66587893
>she's gay
dropped

>>66587893

Poor girl, she's clearly vulnerable and now she has the fucking 4chan asspies to contend with.

>>66587996
you're doing persil mate

double digits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMxvtQ6kVf0

>>66587996

must have been mostly benzocaine lad

i do get sleepy if i don't top up regularly, throughout the night

Been selling the Irish runt bags of flour marked as cocaine lads, fucking spackers been snorting it for months and still doesn't know why he's not getting a buzz

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building a massive willy in minecraft lads

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>Poor girl, she's clearly vulnerable and now she has the fucking 4chan asspies to contend with.

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don't like this new girl

can we go back to tim now?

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>>66588007
thanks

>>66587996

Do you have ADHD?

>>66588042
the things i would do

jesus

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>nc3

>>66587893

this is upsetting

>>66588079
No

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why does europe have such nice trains

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Why does sparkling water taste so bad

myself and my sister just had to listen to my parents fucking, do not know what to think

>do a line of coke because why not
>end up topping a gram
ah yes

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only just noticed this is 45% not 40

>>66588042
Is that Holly Willoughby

>>66588131
hot desu

>>66588059
>mostly
almost entirely

if london's average purity is 20% then what is everybody else snorting

>>66587990
this tbqh

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taylor swift has changed so much
Shes not innocent anymore

>>66588123
cause it's sparkled with my shit :) x

The girl I'm seeing seems to have gone a bit cold lads. Might just not message her and see if she even tries to get in contact... Bad times.

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>>66588141
Yeah m8

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>>66588113

>get on a train from geneva to interlaken
>full of indians
>get on the subway in singapore
>full of indians
>get on the metro in dubai
>full of indians

they're taking over

>>66588169
would rather shag the one on the left

>>66588140
So?

>>66588140
Yeah crazy mate

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

>>66588180
white knight

an insult done quite well I might add M'lady

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What's the best dating site besides tinder lads?

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eliza>this jewess

>>66588178

Standard mate. Easiest way to test. If you cared for someone and they stopped messaging you, you'd message them back right?

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>>66588113
hmmmmm.....

>>66588022
awful people to be honest

>>66588150

90% colombian flake from the finest darkweb dealers

>>66588220
Elite Singles

>>66588220

pof

>>66588222
link to video

>>66588236
there's something wrong with this train

>>66588070
he looks good here

>>66588220
Black people meet. Com

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H
O
L
L
Y

>>66588220

Tinder is the gold standard, desu. Zero luck on any others, tons of luck on Tinder. I've had more success this year than the 10 before it.

Blog update from guy who went on his first ever date tonight: it was a total fucking disaster

>>66587996
you're sniffing a random white powder that isn't coke you fucking moron

>>66588169

who cares? she has almost zero talent and is a self absorbed deluded narcissist

not going to be for quite some time ;)

>Poor girl, she's clearly vulnerable and now she has the fucking 4chan asspies to c
rite

>>66588282
here your (you) in exchange for the full story

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed.

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>>66588268
it's from the movie "honey I shrunk the 10:15 london midlands express"

>>66588286
She was my waifu

>zero talent
mate she can sing, no matter how much you hate her you can't deny her voice is great

>>66588282

What went wrong lad? I was you a few months back. Might be able to help. I'm doing well now.

>>66588197
india doesn't even have a growing middle/travelling class

thought that was china

>>66588220

guardian soulmates

>>66588282
tell us what happened lad

>>66588277
I don't have a facebook

>>66588247
wonder how pure that stuff actually is, drug dealers gonna deal and no way they sell it as they get it even at that price.

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Holly

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>>66588322
do you really feel bad for her?

Fuck off Panhead.

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>>66588276

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love this tiny wee train

wannae give it a hug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZxiYeuabM

big fan of pagan metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toi4hcoFgfM

why are girls so soft and squishy

keep posting holly

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H o l l y and her arse

>>66588337

You can buy a facebook account with the 50 required friends for about £10. Or you can just make a facebook account and add 50 people you know.

Well worth it. Tinder is the dogs bollocks. I'm fully sold on it.

The swiping gets the 'are we attracted to each other' question out the way before anything else happens.

That's the hardest bit of online dating.

>>66588396
>>66588321
>>66588236
for what purpose

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the proto gf just sent me this

>>66588311
>>66588323
>>66588326
she was really lovely but I just didn't know what to say and it was incredibly awkward. she basically talked about her life for an hour and a half while I nodded and smiled and then she made an excuse to leave. I just literally couldn't think of anything interesting to say

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB-BBVQLnxI

>>66588445
What was her excuse?

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Would you rather shag Holly or Charli?

>>66588445
did you forget to lead an interesting life before pursuing a gf?

>>66588426
which one's holly?

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>>66588442
don't bully him it's not his fault he was born a freak

can't waut ti sleep

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>>66588471
thats a great question

going 2 say charli though

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>>66588471
charli

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Retro holly

>>66588473
yes. that is literally the problem
>>66588465
just that it was getting late and she has work tomorrow

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>goofy manlet

HOW

>>66588471
oh dear

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bzXc3feqwA

>>66588488
i bet those knickers were slightly stained after that concert

>>66588489
great picture

>>66588444
binnable

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£15bn runt mover

>>66588445
sorry to hear that lad, better luck next time x

learn to spot points where you can enquire more or perhaps relate it to yourself and share a similar experience or something

am such a worthless man

>>66588500
well at least you know what to work on for next time

>>66588489
looks like a cheap dominican tranny

>>66588444
Wonder if anyone has actually fallen for such an obvious attempt at blackmail
No different to the whole "Only looking for married men x" thing on other dating sites

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>missed two entire threads whilst I watched Buffy

>>66588324

it must do because switzerland was fucking heaving with them and it's one of the most expensive places in europe. I took the train up the Jungfraujoch which cost about £90 and the place was packed 50/50 with indian and chinese tour groups (and about 10 white people).

can't stand the lot of them, so loud and obnoxious with no concept of personal space. not to mention the indians stank of actual shit.

>>66588533
fuck off trainfag
railway fetish is /r9k/ tier
keep greenbelts green

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Absolutely knackered lads

What did you all do today?

>>66588550
that's her thing/gimmick tho

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Holly

>>66588431
>50 required friends
since when is this required? I've got fake FB with no friends for tinder (although I also have a real one with a couple hundred) and it works fine.

who's coming japan olympics then

wouldnt mind learning languages so i can volunteer

>>66588365
So why don't you just walk away from the screen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXMVYlbeOnY

This was on at the rave, fuck me its sooo good mmm hmmmm

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a month ago you didn't wanna know
but now I'm seeing dough
these catties they be calling off my phone
all these mandem they applaud me on the road

Got a tonne of alcohol being delivered today. Don't even need to leave the house or see anyone to continue drinking alone. Don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. It's all less than half the price of in the shop too because the "sell by date" is about to be reached.

>>66588585
missed all my lectures and cried

>>66588585
Completed the aetherium questline on Skyrim again and got dubs earlier
A good day in my books

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the aussie bf

>>66588585
went to work, ordered takeway, had a wank now i'm getting pissed

>>66588646
sara

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ah yes

Told the uggo Jewish girl at my work I only date Christian girls with at least a D cup. She reported me to HR for antisemitism and sexual harassment. Fun day, 2bh

>>66588585
Watched peep show, played battlefield 1 and went to the shops to buy smokes but it was closed.

Riveting stuff

I'm functionally illiterate

>>66588347

Well it's never going to be as pure as they claim but I reckon darkweb dealers are more reliable since their feedback is so visible, unlike the word of mouth recommendations you get for street dealers. A string of negative reviews saying their stuff is heavily cut will be a disaster for an online vendor.

>>66588444

I'd rather not fuck an absolute mentalist.

>>66588445

Ah man, that's not so bad. I was like that the first time.. It does get easier. Try and remember the questions she asked you and use them next time.

My top tip would be to not bother with drinks as the first part of the date. I always try and do an activity, and then transition to drinks if it goes well.

So crazy golf, bowling, etc. Something like that.

Gives you a shared experience to talk about and get comfortable around each other.

Also gives you both an out mid way when your activity ends. If she agrees to a drink, then clearly you weren't awful. Gives you a nice little confidence boost going into the pure conversation part of the date.

>>66588681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGZfX24UT4

>>66588585
Set a PR on my squat and incline bp
Watched the footy
Currently looking for a job

>>66588681
rorke

>>66588651

Maybe if I was really horny and drunk, and knew for certain no one would ever know I did it

>>66588684
you're just lazy

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3871516/First-date-fail-Embarrassed-man-flees-crowds-mock-stood-arriving-date-HUGE-teddy-bear-flowers.html

alrite guv'nors did anyone see the rugger match today?

ZIMBARDO, fuck you Bob

might be too benzod to wank ha

>>66588192
rah

grahhhhhhhh i must fuck this woman

>>66588585
woke up at 10:00am
got out of bed at 11:00am
went down to tesco at 2:00pm and asked them for a reference from when i worked there, they gave me an email
walked into town and to a photo shop to get some passport photos taken as i need them for visas
walked home again
spent the rest of the day on /brit/

>>66588684

What an unfortunate name

>>66588681
this

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liza checks them

Would give Bindi Irwin the ol' penis and then immediately regret it lads

>>66588745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFr3wqBVNy8

I CRUCIFY GHOSTS IN A FROZEN ABYSS
OCEAN OF PLANETS IN TOTAL ECLIPSE
NOWHERE I WANDER, WHEREVER I DRIFT
USING A RAZOR TO OPEN MY WRIST

>WEEABOO CRINGE COMPILATION #2


most entertaining

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwaIPRrig-0
literally eastern europe

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>>66588777
>777

this benzo meme is overcooked 2bh

>>66588500
>just that it was getting late and she has work tomorrow

I think you likely did better than you think. It is late.. What did you expect?

If she didn't like you, she'd not have stuck around for an hour and a half talking to you. Have you txt her yet?

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>>66588777

>>66588585
went to work did a bit of reading went to some art gallery because i was invited and because its not far from my flat
now doing what i am excellent at : watching the time fly while doing absolutely nothing of worth

>>66588781
why did you reply to my post with this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2GNXpxQYeE

me with the white peak

>>66588795
eastern ieurope is actually developed now

>>66588777
Who is this ABSOLUTE bomb shell?

>>66588820
would literally give you a backhand if I was ever unfortunate enough to set eyes on you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAKp9LAu1P4

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The weed salesman is unavailable lads

>>66588836
it's just weird how the lads in that video are literally like these ones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE

Whilst I was with my last gf:
>had a good amount of savings
>didn't touch drugs (illegal)
>barely touched alcohol
>showered everyday
>dressed smartly everyday
>kind, loyal etc

Since breaking up with her:
>no savings, maxed out credit card
>will do any drugs I can get my hands on but smoke a few joints and get drunk every night at least
>dress like some /fa/ runt
>cheat on my current gf
>horrible to basically everyone
>more arrogant than ever

Hmmm

>>66588806
>If she didn't like you, she'd not have stuck around for an hour and a half talking to you. Have you txt her yet?
mate, that's just bullshit

people sit through bad dates all the time, even I've done it.

are there any slutty compilations of charli knocking about

long enough to wank

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here's my aussie bf

>>66588870
dude
weed
lmao

>>66588829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZMlx5D5Sqc

>>66588794
this is what I imagine every one of those spergs who attend antifa or pro-EU rallies looks like

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*adjusts glasses*

How does this picture make you feel, lad?

>>66588873
makes you think huh?

racist people literally don't exist apart from in chav communities and among cold, cynical people

>>66588873
stop posting this you fucking scag

>>66588884
who is charli

>>66588854
could batter you without even touching you

>>66588873
remember reading this account earlier

>>66588895
she should stop crying with makeup on
not healthy

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>>66588741
I dont think so yank

get your own celeb obsession

>>66588918
my gf

>>66588907
isn't that because chavs are most likely to live near pakis and niggers?

really makes you think though

>>66588887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxQ6n9fygY

post charli tunes

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>>66588884

I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally

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>>66588918
charli xcx

>>66588874

I've tolerated dates for a decent amount of time, but I've never carried one for an hour and a half.

>>66588895
happy, i like her eyes (best eye colors tbf)

>>66588999
disgusting tier

do you think charli is a pure virgin?