>be Australian >call pic related Icy Pole

>Be British
>Call pic related Halal

>be normal
>call pic related ice pops cause that's what they fucking are

>be a nigger
>call pic related a freeze pop

That's a cold stick you dumb cunt

>>66587067
Who does not enjoy the occasional ice fruit?

That's a Sub-Zero's dick you uncultured swine.

>be brazilian
>call it sacolé, gelinho, geladinho, chup-chup, dimdim or flau

The only correct option is laranjinha.

Blue flavour best flavour
prove me wrong

I myself enjoy these freezies.

>>66589629
That's a mouth slicer you dummy.

>>66589747

Blue is solid, but pink is pretty damn good.

>>66589747
>choosing blue when there's green

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>"""""jandals""""""

>he didn't choose purple
Plebs

>not calling it ice pong

We don't have a word for it 2bh

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>>66587067
>be a wiggle
>why are they not singing and dancing?

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>>66587475
it always has to be an aussie

>>66589747
White is the best ya cunt

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>>66587067

>tfw remembering when a girl shared hers with you in primary school