Americans explain this shit

just don't pile peanut butter onto it like you pile muslims onto your wife and it'll be okay

>peanut butter
>with nutella
fucking disgusting.

>>66586857
its amazing, my grocery store just got an american snack corner, when I tried Reeses for the first time there is no turning back.

>>66586262
haha retard

>>66587106
>talks shit about American foods
>minutes later praises them

You're fucking retarded and didn't make a proper PB&J.

>>66586262
It's pretty good with doce de leite, goiaba or fruit jam.
How did you manage to mess that up?

>>66586262
PB&J takes like 20 seconds to make. I generally take like 4 of them with me with some chips or crackers when I start a 24 hour shift and just munch on those.

>Swedes have never known the wonderment of peanut butter and jalapeno sandwiches.
>the burn that sticks to the roof of your mouth

I admit since I've grown I no longer like PBJ sandwiches. Too sweet. But a peanut butter sandwich a bowl of chili takes me to my comfy zone.

I got a PB with peter pan on it from US.
Mix of PB and hazelnut cream is perfect.

peanut butter and jam sandwiches are great fuck off
t. immigrant

who here /peanutbutter&banana/?

>>66587183
I only shit on PBJ.

I would never shit on american food, I love tacos and fajitas hombre!

>>66587190
I can see it being nice with dulce the leche.

>>66587553
reddit

>>66587553
At least your dumbass knows the kind of tacos and fajitas you make for your "Taco Friday" are Tex-Mex and not authentic Mexican.

>>66586262
I thought you guys were famous for bizarre combinations. Shouldn't this be right up your alley?

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>>66587655
cant think of any really bizarre combination made in sweden except maybe Kebab Pizza with béarnaise sauce, invented because of turks.

that shit is godlike though

>>66586262
No surprise Swedes will only put something in their mouths when it's black and brown.

>>66587546
The true masterace

>>66586262
It actually is pretty good, it isn't even something I'd consider an acqyuired taste, is the peanut butter you get in Europe Nutella tier sweet?

>>66588056
I remember seeing some strange commercial about Swedish people offering samples of some product abroad and the locals finding it incredibly strange.

>>66586262
>Americans still eat PBJs, food intended to supply large amounts of calories during calamities
>They eat it like it's healthy

Dont make your sandwich a candy bar and dont eat fucking white bread you degenerates

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>>66586262
The only crime here is that the bread is white instead of whole wheat and it isn't toasted

PB&J is a great snack food Sven

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>I dont like PB&J's

>>66588361

Nah. It's what we put in our children's lunch boxes because children have a sweet tooth, and it's full of calories.

We used to have school lunch programs than focuses on meat, vegetables, and starches, but that was deemed to lame or oppressive by the right wingers so .... PBJ.

>>66588289
Probably that Kalles Kaviar with eggs commercial

Its so tasty though

>>66588481
>A PBJ contains 500 kcal, 4 PBJs is enough for a grown person to survive on for a day

>Eat up little billy bob, this is good for you

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>mashed up peanuts mixed with fruit jam

seriously what could go wrong?

i prefer almond butter to peanut butter since its actual nuts, but the flavor is similar anyway.

again, it's nuts + fruit, what could go wrong?

>>66589051

>A russian could live for a month on a PBJ.

I'm not excusing them. But it's what we have, partially because we have decimated school lunch programs because helicopter parents were worried their children wouldn't finish the meal and the conservative retards were calling hot lunches a waste of taxpayer money.

Yes, we are fucked up.

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>>66586262
>not putting peanut butter on both slices and having the jelly in the middle so the bread doesn't get soggy
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>66589248
What the fuck does a lunch program have to do with americans making the most unhealthy lunches possible for their kids
Youre creating some kind of false forced choice desu

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>>66586262
>nutella
hello, Tumblr

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>>66589280
>he doesn't like it soggy.
>he doesn't dip his PBJ sandwich in a glass of milk when eating it.
Pleb desu.

>>66586620
First post best post

>>66589518
This

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>>66589518
>milk

I like mine with the bread slightly (barely) toasted. It makes it easier to spread without tearing.

>>66589331
It's laziness.

American schools had convenient and (somewhat) healthy lunch programs, so people just had their kids eat those. Nut jobs ended the lunch programs. People are lazy and rather than put the effort to make healthy lunches for their kids, parents slapped together PB&Js and sent the little shits to school.

The fact that kids are picky and that PB&Js are basically candy probably plays into it too.

>>66588242
No it's not sweet at all, at least here. It's pure peanut flavour

>>66589331

No, you need to understand the special level of stupidity that is the American parent.

1. We had excellent school lunch programs that provided hot, nutritious, balanced lunches for kids. They could be boring, but usually tended toward "grandma foods" like beef manhattan, spaghetti, chili, swiss steak, etc. Often with mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables.

2. During the 80s-90s it was considered "cool" to make fun of the school lunch menu we all enjoyed. It became a meme. Kids stopped eating their lunches and parents were concerned. Taking your lunch in a brown bag was considered better.

2.5 Conservatives attacked school lunch programs because they were another example of Government Largesse, and because the kids didn't always love eating healthy food the meals weren't finished. This was seen as waste, and so school lunch programs were attacked.

3. The food manufacturers capitalized on this with "lunchables" and shit that was instant. Busy helicopter parents bought these for their kids, but they were expensive. They were also unhealthy.

4. Parents without money to throw away were forced to pack lunches for their kids because conservatives drastically cut school lunch funding. They could not afford Lunchables or other fancy shit, so they packed what they could afford: PBJ.


We suck.

>>66590038
When I was in high school, people who brought their lunch in a bag were mocked for being poor.

>>66589901
>had
Niggawhat, every school still has a cafeteria in it.

>>66587553

PBJ was a food from the dark ages that kids like to eat because it's so damn easy for them to make themselves, it's not that it's supposed to taste good, it's they like to feel "big and grown up" by making it.

>>66589865

>not having milk with PB&J

Are you black or something?

>>66586262
I hate PB&J personally. Never understood the love for it.

>>66588056
Not going to lie, I would fucking devour kebab pizza.

>>66590038
Why not though, and this might be a culture shock, instead of making 3 PBJs just make 2 with jelly and 1 with peanutbutter

>>66590376

OK, I don't have any idea.

I would send my kids to school with money for a hot lunch. It that was not availlable I would send them to school with leftovers, because we cook and eat healthy. Failing that, they'd have something healthier than a PBJ. It's candy food.

I was raised in a large family. We cooked big, but also ate big. The boys would fight over the leftovers. We are all most definitely not picky eaters today.

>>66588587
>kalles kaviar
gag every time I see it after seeing the cum bread image

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>>66587106
>no turning back

Becareful anon, you don't want to get fat do you?

>>66590238
What the fuck? Everyone in my family drinks milk

t.black

>>66590128
Wasn't saying they didn't.

I was talking about the lunch programs which provided funding for the cafeterias being cut/reduced. Without as much funding the cafeterias got more expensive and were serving shittier food. Which among other things made people start packing lunches.

>>66591279
I think what you're complaining about is privatization, where school districts just pay Sysco to send them mass-produced frozen garbage to reheat and serve.

It's easy to make, and sweet enough for the tastebuds of children.

>>66586262
>peanut butter mixed with nutella

This is even worse than pb-jelly.

kys OP

>>66586262
This post inspired me to make a Peanutbutterjellynutella sandwich later.
thanks

>>66588056
>béarnaise sauce
Are you retarded Sven?
Kebap sauce is yoghurt, garlic and herbs.
Bearnaise is butter

>>66591279

You have to admit. We fucked up. School lunches used to be bland but awesome.

>>66586262
I dont mind peanut butter and jam sandwiches , though i agree nutella or honey with peanut butter is alot nicer

None are exactly healthy though and I deffinetly wouldn't give any of them to my kids for lunch every day

>>66591362
School lunch privatization is shit since its all processed garbage, but my point centers on people being cheap and lazy and the funding cuts making school lunches more expensive.

>>66592189
Ohh I agree, it takes a special level of stupidity to go from the healthy (but yeah bland) food we had to the shit we have now.

>>66592515
pizza is a vegetable now

>>66593413
>Reagan-era bullshit

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>not having a peanut butter and honey sandwich
I never really liked peanut butter and jelly as a kid.

But as >>66592414 said, it's not really a healthy choice when you can make much better sandwiches or meals for your kids.

Toast and cheese masterrace

>>66593925
Do you mean a grilled cheese?

>>66593533
I thought Reagan was one of your better presidents?

>>66587546
My man

I started using peanut butter earlier this month when I discovered it's just squashed peanuts with no added sugar or actual butter even though it's a Murican thing. I just mix it in random foods, like today I made chicken and rice and put a big ol' scoop in there. It was buh-reddy good :D Sucks dick on sandwiches though.

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>>66594019
Nah you're thinking of Jackson

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>>66594135
>like today I made chicken and rice and put a big ol' scoop in there. It was buh-reddy good :D Sucks dick on sandwiches though.


Finland wtf

>>66590119
Funny, it was the exact opposite at my school.

>>66594372
Same here,

>>66586262
I ate roughly 20-24 of these in the past week since I was sick.
They're good, use the right type of jelly and soft bread.

>>66590782
lol

>>66586262
It boggles my mind that Europe in general thinks these are gross. I guess i could kinda understand thinking that if it hadn't been constantly shoved in your mouth from a young age

>>66594135
>>66594285

Isn't peanut and chicken a thing in parts of SE Asia?

>>66586262
More jam, less peanut butter.
A lot of stupid people don't understand that a dry PB&J is the worst

>>66590150
>big and grown up
nigga this has nothing to do with it.
It's just easy as balls to make.