/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFTDkJCG4o

computer, generate 6 million jews and seven hundred tonnes of zyklon b
engage

top 3 gimmicks

>northern powerhouse
>nightclubs
>im so sorry/goodnight

whats yours? xoxox

hi

>>66585640
can you explain this pic?

>>66585684
philistines OUT

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Need to meet a girl with the perfect mix of good looks and low self esteem desu

>>66585675
>>northern powerhouse
shit gimmick 2bh

>>66585675
i assume you meant bottom 3

doing a bit of a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul9h7GyGl60

Really like a girl and she likes me

She's currently sleeping though and I'm getting very tempted to download tinder again... Not sure I want to be in a relationship

just copped a £170 palace jacket

>have a great post planned that will garner me any (you)s and attentions
>300+ posts
>new threads being deleted
>don't want to post it in a thread past bump limit in case a new thread is made and I go unnoticed after working so hard on my new gimmick

Bad times lads i hope this one survives

recommend me a TOP tier spotify playlist of new-ish music lads wanna find some new tunes

>>66585702
thought you were going to bed lol

>tfw girls used to wear shorts under their skirts at school
>never got a cheeky up skirt view when walking behind them upstairs
heavy times

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>tfw living in an irrelevant part of the country far away from London so no nukes

>>66585704
t. member of the northern powerhouse

>>66585633
>You've probably kept bettas and cories and think you're an expert.
this lol

Love it when idiots on /an/ cycle a tank for a month before adding a betta, they dont need it.

>>66585684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cUC0s0tHBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwz0Q8_q9yo

good song lads :^)

wouldnt mind getting my willy sucked by a girly looking bloke
wouldn't bum him though

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>>66585582
FOR FREEEEE!

>>66585738
fine then I WILL

>>66585745
I invented the gimmick and I'm from the north.

How do you have fish delivered to your door? I mean live ones, not fish and chips.

lads where can I get decent quality t-shirts that my nipples aren't going to pop through like on the £6 asos ones?

got offered 5g of speed at 20, dunno whether to take it up or if I'm being swindled tb.h

>>66585763
kek

oof, bit of a banger this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99r8JSdI7s

was in the bathroom at uni and some rasheed was having a shit with the door open
he didn't notice me because he was tucking his chin into his chest, focusing on pushing his cock into the toilet

>>66585744
>Implying this country isn't completely fucked if nukes drop

They have more than one nuke you spaz

>>66585744

http://www.wouldisurviveanuke.com/

>>66585721
>Really like a girl and she likes me
>Not sure I want to be in a relationship
that's not what really liking a girl feels like

>>66585779
truly it has become a zone of pure industry

hmmm very good death in june choice
was myself a hardcore fan of them when i was 16

pooing

POOING

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>>66585772
NOW /brit/ gets good

>>66585760
hi

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/791023040821882881

bloody hell lads brand new kev tweet

NEW KEV LORE WEEEEEEEW

>>66585791
far too cheap desu

>>66585830
Fuck off Panhead

just matched a girl that looks VERY similar to show0nhead

don't want to muck it up

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What did you do today lads?

can't wait for corbyn to get elected and pump £250 billion pounds a year into sheffield

>>66585825
going to get into bed and cry now

>>66585868
work
microwaved a chilli i bulk cooked
post on /brit/
sleep

>>66585768
Are you actually retarded, why are you replying to me in the old thread?

Stay jealous though I guess

LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA

lads

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welcome to the northern powerhouse

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rate my nandos coat

>>66585810
shit gimmick keep dying
>>66585844
That's what I thought, but he also offered an ounce at 80 which seems somewhat more reasonable.

cold out

>>66585735
new music you say?

Check out my niggah Mozart, he's got some biiiig chuuuunes bruv

reminder that robin hood invented communism

notts on the map

>>66585830
>the reply
creasing

>>66585813
nah I like her I just don't want to commit desu

She's pretty much perfect

>>66585914
Definitely an Arab.

>>66585892
might just squeeze in next to you nothing gay like haha

>>66585924
Not a single looker in the bunch, that's an achievement by itself tbf

EEEEEE
E
E
EEEEEE
E
E
EEEEEE

>>66585969
would stab you in the back and it wouldn't be because I would be happy to see you

>>66585809
some parts will be alright
radiation from the continent and ash from London burning would be worse.

reckon Wales and the Scottish highlands would be the best places
England will be reclaimed for the Celts

nada is the best death in june album

>>66585934
Change the population of the city if you want, assuming they only nuke major 1mil+ cities (nobody that hates us actually has enough bombs to flatten us without leaving them defenceless to our allies).

>>66585826
hope you're a girly looking bloke

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>>66585924
>manchester
>north

>Cuck Clegg wants to run as Lib Dem leader again

oh my

getting my daily dose of moonman lads

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/791023040821882881

why, panhead?

>>66585934
ask if you can get a small amount to test if it makes you fast enough and then buy more

>>66585830
he likes chilling

>>66586024
alri hull paki

>>66585962
post your minnow tank kid

>>66585924
Imagine being a runt that unironically goes to clubs

>>66585924
eugh

the only shaggable one here is the fatty in the middle

>>66585924
oh god
those women
ironically the fat neon redhead is the best looking of the lot

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FRESH paley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmKgJatwUX0

>>66586024
what did he mean by this

Just made meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea and three pieces of vegemite toast 'cause I'm a happy little vegemite as bright as bright can be

Starting the day off strong

>>66585990
sounds like a win-win for me

>>66586010
I'd be more worried about the immediate destruction of the ozone and layer and the ensuing global nuclear winter desu senpai, whichever way you look at it it's not fun

>>66586075
what'd you post

>>66586075
what is this

>>66586024
>Manchester
>Not North

Are you high? Or are you some fat Geordie who wants to be special.

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>into a girl at work that I knew from my previous job but she had a bf at the time
>organise to go for a coffee at work, find out she came all the way over from a different office to see me, speak for an hour
>Don't ask for her number or ask her out afterwards because I was still unsure if she was just 'catching up' with me or she was into me
>Tell her we should do something again soon, she agrees
>Email her a couple of days later asking if she wants to go out for a drink after work in a few days
>No reply
>Realise she told me she's away from the office without emsil for five weeks

AHHHHH she's going to have a bf by the time she gets back and it's going to be well embarrassing for me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs

Lads, mans got a biiig chuuune coming your way!

>>66586054
A lying Arab

>>66585924
eyyr arr kid giv us a fag will ye

>>66586077
(((Schmitz)))

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>>66585924
jesus fucking christ

>>66585868
woke up hungover
4chan for 4 hours
started drinking
swtiched between 4chan and watching stuff for another 3

think that brings us up to date

>>66586014
You're only fooling yourself when you cheat at games
>>66586037
Might have a dab, but for 20 quid not really worth it, how much does it usually go for for 5g/per gram? (stick to pills and mandy usually, only getting it in for some lass)

>>66586077
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Dangerously close there lad

>>66586132
http://www.aquaticstoyourdoor.co.uk/Yellow-Stripe-Maroon-Clown.html

>>66586086
>eating runtmite instead of marmite

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>>66585744
Do some research.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_Leg

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dislike this 'panhead' gimmick

star rating: 2/5 stars

>>66586155
only ever bought it off the dark web desu, couldn't tell you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTWzswSVjbo the tune

woof, bow wow

>>66586155
I survive 5 cities on 50MT at 100k+ come at me.

>>66585844
if it's wet base speed 5g will easily sell for 20 quid

dirty drug but it costs basically nothing

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What's the most (you)s you had, les amis?

Business idea: call everyone that voted brexit a stupid moronic uninformed chav then wonder why remain lost the vote

>>66586208
Whoever is the cunt being hyper aggresive to every poster in the thread, you should really have a stern word with yourself, you're such a fucking arsehole

>>66586110
The pruned thread

>>66586178
yep, I'm fine according to that map and the website the aussie posted

>>66586169
absolutely love this gimmick

>>66586171
Marmite is most definitely the Runt's Choice when it comes to yeast-based spreads

This is a proven fact, you'll have to find a way to deal with it yourself

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>>66586178

> It was assumed that 131 nuclear weapons would fall on Britain with a total yield of 205 megatons (69 ground burst; 62 air burst)[1] with yields of 500kt to 3mt [2] This was felt to be a reasonably realistic scenario, although the report stated that a total strike in excess of 1,000 megatons would not be unexpected.

>>66585640
>neofolk

what does this mean

>>66586209
I just about survive 5 on 15MT at 250k+, I know it's no Australia but for a tiny country it's pretty comfy desu

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>>66585868
went to work
wage slaved until 5.30
came home & made dinner
watched liverpool beat spurs
now I'm debating whether to start a new tv show

>>66586223
I got about 15 (you)s when I posted a vocaroo of my accent

Off to Edinburgh for a few days boys

Going to fly there obviously. Is it worth going business or first? Will take about an hour or so. It's only £160 for first class so I feel I may as well but dunno

chebs on this spanish lass on sky sports 1 lads

>>66586178
Easy survival

OMGGG RUSSIAZ GONNA NUKE EVERY1 GUYZ xDD UKRAINE GUYS LOL PUTIN

t. Hamza Al-Fadeh

If you are worried about Russia you are either a fucking cretin with a 14 year old level of understanding of the world or just a literal ISIS supporter

>>66586171
Vegemite is unironically better, sorry lad
still, at least we have bovril

>>66586170
Post tank, Ahmed.

>>66586178
OH FUCK OFF
I thought i'd be safe but im completely fucked according to that

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I'm not well

No, I don't have the flu. I'm not physically ill.

I just don't feel well.

>>66586246
but that is exactly why remain lost the vote

if you look at the statistics and education levels of people who voted leave, you'd find that dumber people would rather vote to leave, and smarter people would vote to remain

>>66586265
Are you foreign

>>66586257
good folk

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>>66586223

Actually feel bad for people who will never experience the unbounding joy and life altering enlightening experience of psychoactive drugs

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just bit my tongue

>>66586246
Everyone who voted Leave has a lower level of education, intelligence and IQ

given up caring about politics and the news lads dont care

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>OMGGG RUSSIAZ GONNA NUKE EVERY1 GUYZ xDD UKRAINE GUYS LOL PUTIN

>t. Hamza Al-Fadeh

>If you are worried about Russia you are either a fucking cretin with a 14 year old level of understanding of the world or just a literal ISIS supporter

>>66586301
*cuddles you*

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>>66586124
Knew it

And the runt of the day award goes to...
>>66586350

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>>66586265
is it cute like his?

Lads, is Hertfordshire safe from nukes in ww3?

>>66586314
>hppd
yeah no thanks
I'm also too stupid to use the dark net

>>66586223
Something on /brit/ about cookies vs biscuits

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what do I need to take for a hard cock and big cummies?

zinc
arginine
vitamin D

anything else?

>>66586358
doxxed

>>66586178
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_Leg

>1980
>500kT to 3MT

Yeah they can mass produce much high yield now as well. Add that to a Tsar Bomba 2.0 (100MT) dropped on Londonistan to wipe out that corner of England on it's own and focus the rest on the North.

Place would be FUCKED and they have all but admitted Nuclear Missile defence systems are basically feelgood measures and would most likely not even stop half of them.

NEED to get a warning from the janny desu
Quick, what rules can I break?

>>66586309
no

I have a hybrid essex/south london accent with a massive lisp, horrific 'th' fronting and a weak bitch voice.

it's like all the runtiest properties that can exist in a voice were combined to make mine.

>>66586109
Nuclear winter is a meme. Countless surface detonations have occurred over the years.

Just got the pineal gland scan results from the doctor
It's not good..It's already stage 4 normie.
Doctor reckons i've got 5 months maximum before I start going to Nandos and watching Football

going to kill that tranny cunt for getting 3G rangebanned

selfish paki bastard

>>66586246
>vote in a government that you trust to run the country
>vote against their advice and expertise on a huge issue

maybe because brexiteers are uninformed moronic chavs

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I'm not sick but I'm not well

>Syrian army vehicles seized by Iraq army from ISIS during Mosul operation


CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFEEEE

>>66586260
I'm talking about where I live back home (middle of North Wales). In Aus I'm more fucked cause I live near a mid sized city. Then again, who would nuke Aus?

>>66586403
kek, ao that's why he hasn't been posting

>healthy newborn boy
>cut part of his penis off

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>>66586388
Yeah but they've never set off thousands of nukes at the same time all over the world

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>>66586340
*stabs you*

>>66585873
>NORTHERN POWERHOUSE

reckon i would be much happier as a deano

>>66586381
My name is Thomas Galway

Come get me

>>66586451
1423

99 decision street
99 ministers meet

>>66586454
ALRI DEANO WAHEYYYYYY

>>66586297
http://www.completeaquatics.co.uk/aquarium-accessories/aquarium-tanks-and-cabinets/marine-nano-aquarium-kits/aquael-nano-reef-30-white

this one

>>66586382
a bomb as big as the tsar wouldn't get past the missile defence systems

the reason they don't work is because nukes have been compacted into really small warheads so that you can fit multiple independently guided ones into a single rocket

only smaller warheads are viable

actually took LSD for the first time recently
was quite good. Paris never felt so good

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>>66585810
damn

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>>66586407
Remainers were all well informed though, you know this because everyone you know is a well informed remain voter.

>>66586403
Think it's alri now lad

Is for me anyway

>>66586407
tb.h Brexit fucks me over and all but the saltiness of you Bremoaners is lush

sweat a LOT when just walking around and at the gym im like an absolute waterfall

take strong roll on deaoderant to uni and apply it in the middle of the day but it isn't doing anything

what do i do? so far im thinking about taking wet wipes and wiping my armpits with them in the toilets whenever i get the opportunity

>>66586484
on my way to your house now

>>66586451
4,1,3

Why won't Ahmed post photos of his tank, lads?

WHY????

>>66586483
have you watched that 1 hour video of the russian who goes to paris with no money

>>66586375
Me and my mouth

>>66586520
let your body sweat
it's natural

>>66586484
Doxxed

>>66586483
Was probably N-BOMe unless you're a lucky fuck

>>66586375
I find sildenafil works a treat

>>66586454
One simply can't become a Deano overnight
You don't choose the Barret life, the Barret life chooses you.

>>66585675
big fan of report of the week 2bh

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>tfw to intelligent for the deano lifestyle

shame really as i think i would be happy living it

might buy a fleshlight

>>66586535
no. is it interesting? shan't be wasting an hour

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>>66586477
>30 litres
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I shouldn't laugh, cos sticking a clown fish in a tank that size is fucking cruel

>>66586480
Not with Russia's new missile. At least what they have tested it would easily avoid the defence systems in Europe and that was confirmed by our own people. They "claim" it would hold a 100MT as well. I'm no engineer so I can't comment on whether they are talking shit about it but its scary desu.

>>66586563
not a very imaginative name, is it

>>66586520
Stop being a runt, big runty sweltering paki... RUNT!!!! YOU'RE A RUNT!!!!!!!! RUNT!!!!!!!

Town smells like horse shit

Who unleashed this stench?

>>66586520
>im thinking about taking wet wipes and wiping my armpits with them in the toilets whenever i get the opportunity

if someone catches you doing that it's all over

I wouldn't worry too much, everyone sweats

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>>66586477
>30 litres
couldn't make it up

>>66586563
mmmmmhhmmmmmmm yes please

>tfw got out of work early today and only have to work a half day tomorrow again

fuk yeah..,.

VERY excited about tonight

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>22
>Good job, shag whenever I want to
>Regularly fantasise about finding a wife and having children

Is this weird? Thought this wasn't supposed to happen until I'm 30?

>>66586609
Your mother, sir! xD

>>66586532
Why wont minnow kid post his 10 gallon set up?

WHY?

>>66586607
im a shredded sick kunt brah, never happened when i was a skinny runt

>>66586631
whats going to happen tonight

>>66586627
>tfw nobody cares

>>66586649
Every part of this is a blatant lie

>>66586599

Is it too big or small? Never owned fish but I know with reptiles the problem is often the enclosures being so big it stresses them out.

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poing a doo

>>66586602
no one really know about the new missile

it would have to have some revolutionary new tech to be able to deliver a 100MT warhead and Russia is pretty prone to exaggeration

>>66586569
nah because I swallowed it and I heard nbomes were only working if in the mouth
we got good drugs on the continent don't worry about that

>>66586599
>runts thinking fish are good for anything but as part of a meal

>>66586602
It's like you get all of your knowledge from The Sun.

>>66586673
*still perpetually screaming RUNT*

post heavy iraqi tunes

>>66586675
Why do you think that?

dandy > beano

>>66586676
>too big
nigga clownfish live in the fucking ocean how can a tank be too big smdh

>>66586623
>Cave troll trying to force its way in
bit funny

How do I bang a chick from uni?

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>>66586599
Fish don't feel pain so who gives a fuck . It looks nice.
Now your 10 gallon please

>>66586626
You can suck my nipples if you like

you lads reckon we might be overdoing the runt gimmick? I still remember when it was just that one aussie and his runt farm

>>66586602
What's the point, though? Multiple warheads don't just reduce the risk of interception, they allow you to target more specifically the areas you want to hit. Consider that most major cities are built in river valleys where the surrounding mountains will significantly reduce the blast effects on the suburbs

>>66586178
Why the fuck would they target Land's End

>gimmick meta-posting
runt

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>>66585810
LITERALLY right on the edge how mental is that lads haha

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need a gf

>>66586609
>>66586650
CANUCKA BTFO'DDD XDDDD

>>66586768
1,2

so whats better then lads

>skinny runt who's strong and can lift big weights

>Aesthetic big lad who's weak and has shitt lifts

>>66586687
Hence "claim". Worries me though Russia is doing pretty well at the moment (considering it's Russia) and is investing heavily in their military as always. Wouldn't be surprised.

>>66586726
Snakes live on the FUCKING EARTH how can a tank be too big?

You're a fucking retard. Many animals that live in and under things (clownfish living inside plants, snakes living under rocks or otherwise inside closed areas, are stressed by open spaces. Snakes only venture out to hunt and/or find safety and being forced into a huge tank stresses them. Wondered if having a tank for one lone small fish that likes to live inside a plant could be harmful.

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the north is so shit that russia won't even nuke it

im fucking creasing

whenever the gf is rambling on about some shitty boring story I don't care about I just kiss her

>>66586767
our weakest point

>>66586779
Running you thru the database brotha xD Doxxing you soon! Enjoy le bibles :----DDD

>>66586779
Nigga you ded

>>66586739
get drunk
go to club
don't be an autist

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>5'11
>brown eyes
>black hair
>6 inch dick
>decent face but not great
>not skinny but not fat either

Anyone else doomed to being completely and utterly average lads?

>>66586808
someone who doesn't use brit

>>66586816
actually that's because barely anyone lives in the part where there's no nukes going off

>>66586808
for sports, skinny runt with strength

for getting laid in nightclubs, aesthetics

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need a bf

>>66586676
It's tragically small.

No aquatics enthusiast would ever recommend a tank that size for keeping any sort of fish, even bettas

>>66585640
Saw death in june live this year.
Pretty awsoeme i must say and i never tought that douglas was so heart-warming and kind

>be from Lancashire
>call the kitchen the "back kitchen"
>call the living room the kitchen
>call the parlour the living room
>Northerners

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11506102
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506102
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506102

http://www.strawpoll.me/11506102
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506102
http://www.strawpoll.me/11506102

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>People linking mobile links
>Websites that don't automatically change if you're on a desktop
Not sure which is worse lads

>>66586764
Hence I wasn't suggesting they only used 100MT warheads, but ONE single 100MT dropped directly on the Capital of Britain, one of the largest financial centres in the world and most iconic and historic cities in existence would be a massive statement.

love redpilling these music hipster fucks at uni with something that just blows their fucking minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CHV44WpKw4

im literally a musical god to them

Lads do you reckon us Brits are overrepresented in meme creation? For such a small country we produce a lot.

>>66586712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXJXyvri3xE

>Russia is doing pretty well at the moment
really? I thought they had inflation problems and slow growth

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>the parlour

>>66586816

Im fucked because they'll drop nukes on Manchester, Leeds,Sheffield and liverpool so ill get caught between at least two of the fuckers. never realised how closely packed those cities are

>>66586812
>be fish
>live in humongous ocean and be fine
>live in tiny tank and be fine
>live in large tank and be "stressed"
what a fucking meme animal

that anon that said they're only good for eating was right

>>66586816
christ you don't even know where the major parts of the north are do you, all the main northtern cities would be nuked according to this

>>66586860
>30l too small for a betta
wow you're fucking retarded

liverpool mentioned

>>66586816
the white bit is a national park idiot

what would they gain from bombing some trees

>>66586864
who the fuck calls the living room the kitchen you daft twat

Found some digestive biscuits. A package cost $3.

>>66586335
Based Brezzy is my browfu

>>66586694
guess you're a lucky cunt then, good trip?

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer.

>>66586945
I just ate a whole packet

Good thing i have a fast metabolism XDD

>>66586674
I get to do nothing

>He still hasn't posted his 10 gallon female betta and cory set up

not a single word

>>66586864
I'm a Southerner who's lived in Lancashire for a good few years now
Never have I heard any of that

tits look nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp-478Cbgs4

>>66586889
yanks are just shit at quality memetics

spanish bint changed her dress and now i cant see her chebs

T W A T S

grandad got "stung" by a rabbit fish and nearly died

>>66586946
Brezhnev was a capitalist agent who single-handedly brought about the destruction of the Soviet Union through his mismanagement of the economy and other areas of Russian life 2bh
fuck him desu

>>66586864
no

>>66587016
Your mum sir!

>>66586864
Absolute state of you

jesus christ 99% of you have the worst fucking taste in music going, almost every single youtube link i click on here is absolute fucking SHIT

sort yourselves out seriously it's getting out of hand

>>66586889
gimmicks aren't memes la

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Some redditor paid $1700 for these shoes that look like utter shit.

Most reddit thing ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEFj6zQsiYg

absolute BANGER this one

It's high time we stormed Buckingham palace, drag the queen out onto the streets and behead her

>>66586843
>brown eyes

are you tanned ie. a nigger? almost everybody I know has blue eyes

>>66586743
It looks shit, is a waste of time and a bit of a twatish thing to do.

Got a tonne of alcohol being delivered today. Don't even need to leave the house or see anyone to continue drinking alone. Don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. It's all less than half the price of in the shop too because the "sell by date" is about to be reached.

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>fast metabolism

>>66587058
excellent post

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>delivered 21:28
>read 21:32
>last online 21:44

*nicks your lighter*

are irish people so vulgar irl or is just 4chan

i imagine a country full of people who are angry for no reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BVkohboCTQ

>>66586767
Goonhilly satelite station and RAF St Mawgan would be my guess.

Although the internet lines for the UK connect near Lands End.

>>66587039
i know right fucking plebs

bet they don't even listen to what /mu/ tells them is cool

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>tfw your alarm wakes you up in the morning for another fine day of wagieing and you realise you didn't die in your sleep

reminder that harold wilson was a soviet agent and it's no coincidence he presided over the end of the so called thirty golden years

DEMAND a mediterranean gf

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>>66587044
He posted a pic of himself as well, quite clearly a Class-A runt. Would fetch upwards of $50 on the market I'd wager.

found the iraqi song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMxOMlU3E1Y

>>66587066
Just hurry up and post your dads 10 gallon lad

>>66587081
Dear oh dear

about to make potato and leek soup with toast :3

>>66586934
Look mate, stop going to Pets At Home and listening to the spotty tits who are their part time.

Fucking idiot.

>>66587071
elucidate me further of this gimmick

>>66587098
>thinking i was talking about /mu/ shit

you're part of the problem i don't even go on that wankfest

>>66587044
what? they're just yeezy boosts?

>>66587065
No I have pale skin and Irish parents/grandparents

FUCKING 30 LITRES!!!!

>>66587084
you're just a soft cunt

>>66587158
post some good music then go on i dare you

Tripppppppppppppey

>>66587175

I don't understand trainers. He bought those for $1700 thinking they were real, but they ended up being fake.

>>66587131
I'd fuck him honestly

gf has been losing a lot of weight recently and she was quite skinny to begin with
bit alarming

>>66587131

>Someone spent 1700 Yankaroos on THOSE

OH MY DAYS

new
>>66587248
>>66587248
>>66587248

>>66587257
she'll dump you and trade up soon

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>>66587084
We do curse a lot but I've noticed Irish people are very passive IRL to strangers, so we just let out all the rage on the internet, to friends and family

>>66587182
Alright

Not really about grandparents, have a mate who we call a nigger (jokingly) who is naturally quite tan and has brown eyes, and all family is Irish

>>66587151
>he thinks bettas need 10 gallon
howling

Kept mine in 5 gallons, 1 gallons, 2.5 gallons, 20 gallons. Never made a difference to behaviour or life span. They really don't care, they can handle high nitrate and stuff much better than other fish.

>fucking idiot
You're the one who doesn't know what hes talking about, don't listen to the people who tell you that you need to spend an extra 60 quid on a tank for your betta to "thrive"
"you fucking idiot"

>>66587193
He really triggered you huh?

>>66587131
>>66587044
Why do you care? The shoes look stupid but he's good looking so it will look good on him

Plus its trendy now

reminder that /brit/ is the single most influential general on this entire site