Imagine being German.

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I don't want to

No thanks Im Greek

puh would be a nightmare

When i think of germany i think of poor trashy immigrants and crime, no thanks

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>>66584088
Your basically diet Germany tho

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>>66584124
on the contrary my obese friend. Austria is the better germany

>>66584263
>tfw Arnie will never be president

>>66583982
It has its ups and downs.

>You can read German literature in its original language
>interesting history
>extremely high standard of living
>free university

>but also a multicultural dystopia
>no culture of debate because muh feelings and muh Nazis

>>66584305
memes aside, was he a good politician/governor?

>>66584543
He wasn't bad. He supported a few meme initiatives because it's California but he was pretty OK overall

>>66584499
>You can read German literature in its original language
That's why I started taking German

Is /deutsch/ any good for learning the vernacular or is it like /lat/ in that you can't understand it unless you spend a few weeks browsing

>>66583982
Its great. But i dont understand the picture, we are peaceful

>wake up
>clock is 06:00:00:00
>kiss wife and proclaim "ILL BE BACK"
>start beemer
>drive at a steady 300km/h
>start radio
>the robots - kraftwerk starts playing
>arrive at robot factory
>GUTEN. MORGEN.
>build robots for 48 hours straight
>drive home and drink beer to lubricate internal organs
>clock is 21:30:15:45
>sleep

>>66584752
/deutsch/ is ok for that I guess, but you need to ignore the grammar in those threads. We love to translate English memes literally and that fucks up the grammar and sentence structure most of the time.

If I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind, German's a pretty great language, German girls are cute as Hell, and lower college tuition.
but then the fact that it's a cultural clusterfuck because of muslins kinda fucks it
also because the "haha nazi" meme

>>66584005
I love how all the actual Germans are fat or disgusting.

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>>66585031
>leaving out the part where Fernando makes passionate love to your wife