good album edition
cara
>tfw no qt3.14 english spic looking gf
This thread is a DISASTER
*sniff*
re: runts
plymouth is actually an alright place
nth for janny
>>66583504
>>66583510
HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO FAST?
Mans on road
Choooo
#stopwhitepeople
>'Nightclubbing is a religion. The twenty first century will be known in history as the century of Nightclubbing.' - Benito Mussolini
Rachel
any oxford lads up for a bumming
>>66583491
I will summon poleaboo
>>66583510
you are NOT caralad
>>66583594
No don't!
Did anyone else fantasize about going on a killing spree in school?
I did when I was 13 haha. I'd lie in bed crying at night, thinking about coming into school and killing everyone who picked on me, but letting my friends live. Then when I was 15 the bullying stopped, thankfully.
I'm not even joking. I wish I was. I can't be the only one here, right?
>>66583544
by being extremely productive ha ah innit lad
>>66583573
want to tongue punch her fart box
>>66583530
Yeah but Trumpfags always point it out at Hildog's stuff. I enjoy spotting that stuff during elections. Bet the man holding the LGBT sign doesnt even like Willys
>>66583608
I used to do it all the time at school. If I was a Yank I think I would have definitely been a school shooter, I hated my life and everyone at school so much.
quick tour of the room. the bin bags on the window sill are for keeping my chair clean when i'm having a wank.
are brit
Really think Scotland should get its own flag
>>66583608
nah sorry
>>66583595
I'm his substitute while he is gone
>>66583617
of course, the difference is there's only 30 people at hillary rallies while there's over 25k at trump rallies
>>66583657
where did he go?
>>66583582
>hmmm don't think I've really been on /int/ let's check it out
I made a mistake
>>66583615
Rude
Why does anime trigger the average /brit/ poster so much?
Its like posting some a bloody penis on some lesbian bulletin board desu
doing a poo
>>66583582
meet you outside pret a manger in 5
good album
>>66583647
Eww
>>66583608
how much of a runt do you have to be to get bullied lol
just give the big bender a smack and he'll leave you alone
>>66583683
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs
anyone else?
>>66583662
>Trump internet defence force
Fuck off
>>66583647
bit grim. Thought mine was bad because i havent hoovered it in a while or made my bed
>>66583608
lol what a little batty boy
>>66583657
he's never coming back ;~;
>The only thing that stops me killing myself is a flower that the government made illegal and morally reprehensible so caffiene addicts and prescription pill poppers can call me scum.
>>66583608
me desu
>>66583683
I want to clean her arse hole with my tongue.
>>66583647
This has to be a joke.
Nobody lives like this right?
Literally can't cope if my room isn't in a literal autism tier clean state.
People often say my room looks like an office because it's so neat.
>>66583647
Must make you feel rubbish haha
>POODING
>>66583737
edgar ?
Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic, quite hypnotic.
Why is it that people who smoke weed become obsessed in a cult liek fashion and have to let everybody know?
>>66583647
>punching holes in the wall
come on senpai
>>66583647
why is the wall and door so messed up?
Why does precum taste so sweet and delicious?
>>66583647
why you do you blank sheets of A4 bluetacked to your walls ?
Nà dhearna mé cupán tae nó caife.Tá sé ródhéanach domsa agus tá orm a bheith i mo dhúiseacht go moch ar maidin.
Me and the oneitis
when hilldog wins im gonna make thread after thread on /pol/
>>66583722
truth hurts
>>66583845
none of this
>>66583825
>>66583829
i'm an angry individual.
>>66583842
don't want my mate seeing the state of my walls.
Trimming the ball hair
Don't like the Welsh much lads
Think England would be much better off on it's own.
>>66583845
chocky ar la
>>66583852
Literally CANNOT wait. im taking the whole day out to shitpost
>>66583491
saw those towers IRL when i visited chicago
>FIRST MONTH
>OF FIRST YEAR
>STUDYING HISTORY
>AT A FORMER POLY
good album
Ya dinnae wud winny tussle wah these bies
Me and the lads on a sick one
>>66583885
sort your fucking life out mate
>>66583920
She is a social spastic who hides behind selfies and communism tb h
>>66583885
looks like you throw blocks of emmental at your wall lol
>>66583904
is it violent
the missus
>>66583931
>>66583941
Literally get uncomfortable when I see photos like this
>>66583931
fucking states
>>66583885
You're patience must be paper thin haha
Plaster off the wall, plaster on your hand haha
good album
>>66583920
Tenner bet that i finger her outside factory on Halloween.
>>66583940
Im a working class runt and even i have one of those for the fridge. Literally no point not to
Absolute nutcase
>>66583960
Pantsuuu
Listening to Polish music
Two respectable looking young lads
>>66583899
nah, england and wales make a good team
don't like the scots though
>>66583991
that lad has a healthy harem
>>66584029
feels guy!
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/790274894256824321
>they're racist so they can't be president
>they're white so they can't be president
hmmm
>>66584029
me in the background having a wonderful time
sara is the female equivalent of a /brit/ poster
>>66584037
Wales is a huge waste of money and they resent us.
>>66584012
walk af
>>66584012
Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
COMMENCING COUNTDOWN
ENGINES ON
CHECK IGNITION
AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU
Never realised he was just the modern day Bowie
Nightclubbing, the more it considers and observes the future and the development of humanity, quite apart from political considerations of the moment, believes neither in the possibility nor the utility of perpetual peace.
what's wrong with our girls lads?
why are their faces so fucked?
>>66583967
why
>>66584062
I now want to kill myself
>>66584071
don't think so
I know a few welsh lads and they're alright
>>66584085
Post the midget
>>66584091
celtic influence
>>66584062
She's not a radical centrist tho.
hmmmm
>>66584085
lad on the right having a bit of a gander at that lass, oioi
just like none of you exercise your racist views in public, SJWs don't either
apart from safe spots like universities
>>66583904
same lad x
lovely city, would love to go back soon
>>66584123
Lol
Wish I could marry my cousin tbqh lads. Jealous of Pakis in a way.
>>66584091
Small gene pool has led to accidental inbreeding
>>66584122
about 60p?
>>66584091
They're why I'm gay
>>66584141
fuck off paki
>>66584114
bet i could snap her legs over my knee
>>66584122
bout tree fiddy
>>66584141
bizarrosheed
Literal billionaire here, what should I spend my money on lads?
>>66584128
You can stay with me haha :)
>>66584146
Why are Icelanders good looking then yanky boy?
are mozza
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/morrissey-brexit-magnificent-britain-leave-european-union-a7379361.html
>>66584156
>>66584174
I'm white.
>>66584122
Getting lots of (You)s on /pol/ thanks to this.
going bed night
>>66584114
i reckon i could actually punch her head clean off
>>66584177
me and the lads
uzbek gf when
>>66584085
nightclubbing
we're nightclubbing
we're what's happening
>>66584213
bit early
>>66584203
t. "light"skinned paki
>>66584213
bit early like
>>66584232
But Anon, she's a refugee...
>>66584248
>>66584253
still tired :(
just wagie things
>>66584180
haha
stayed with my yank gf last time I was over she lived near cicero I think
>>66584194
He's so fucking based, spot on with pretty much everything (minus the monarchy).
What a lad.
>>66584186
superior genetics and promiscuous dominant women that attract sex tourism from high dollar areas.
>>66584212
chocolatine?
>>66584177
give some to me 2bh
>>66584245
We're an Ice machine
>go to Scotland
>they bully me for being English, they ask where im from
>tell them i'm a Northerner
>they start treating me better
haha southern fairies btfo
Scotland my best friend now
>>66584281
That's how it's named, yes.
about to go doopin mental lads
Nightclubbing alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it.
what it do?
>>66584141
only girl cousin my age is on my dads side and we never see them.
saw her last 3 or 4 years ago and it was pretty embarrassing to be honest. she was about half a head taller than me and very pretty. she's private school educated and will probably get into a prestigious uni too. her mum (my dads sister) married an old fuck because he's rich.
>>66584271
Very nice area
>>66584232
SUPERB post
>>66584266
WEAK
>>66584298
fuck off jock loving bastard
bet you vote labour
Gonna go force the waste out me bum lads l8a
>>66584274
>tfw when no high dollar sex tourists to fuck my dominant promiscous women and improve genetics
>>66584012
>it's actually fucking real
>>66584336
do not bully
going to clean my teeth
i hope you will have wished me a good night by the time i'm back
got a 6ft finnish gf and I'm going to breed her to produce hybrid offspring
>>66584232
love a girl with a strong jaw
>>66584012
>>66584029
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>66584346
you shouldn't have to force it mate
done a post >>66584235
>>66584358
good night x
>>66584313
>Carpet for nightclub flooring
Bet its fucking rank
what it do mane?
>used to be a fat fuck
>developed depression
>starting doing drugs and smoking
>am now skeleton mode
>>66584376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>short and ugly
hope someone throws a rock at my head and I die
>>66584323
few too many blacks for my liking
>>66584400
reminds me of cheapskates in london
ghastly place
>>66584274
>promiscuous dominant women
hmmm
>>66584386
not a very good one was it
>>66584408
oh it do
Preston meetup when?
>>66584413
dude, nice
friends make fun of me because i dont say swear words
its feels dirty i dont like it :3
had a mug of camomile and now im feeling wavey lads
>>66584435
Got off with a chubby brazillian girl there tbqh
>>66584400
oceana watford is aiming at a higher class of individual than yourself
Saw this utter runt of a specimen earlier today - considered throwing a rock at his head to put him out of his misery, but as I hefted the stone it occurred to me that the more entertaining option here would be to let him carry on living. Haha!
>>66584146
It's Foetal Alcohol Syndrome and poor diet actually. Yanks are much more inbred.
I don't swear around women because I'm a gentleman
Who else here doesn't like potatoes?
I cannot believe Europe fell for this foreign meme vegetable.
Give a fuck about the club, I walk up in that bitch and shoot that motherfucker up
Fuck the DJ, fuck your squad and fuck your songs, boy
>>66584483
I bet if I fucked you hard you'd say some filthy things.
>>66584483
haha say it
say 'fuck'
haha lads I'm gonna make him say 'fuck'
GO ON SAY IT
too obvious dorabait
>>66583647
like the silhouetted hoodie ear the end, very well made
lads, just gotten another couple of very cute matches
they're both within 3 miles
what should I say? should I just confess to being a runt?
The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of nightclubbing. All nations and all empires first felt decadence gnawing at them when their nightclubbing rate fell off.
>>66584444
better than anything YOUVE done mate
>>66583647
I can't even show off my lovely bedroom because it's doxable information
>>66584553
Do Brits really use miles?
>>66584553
just be yourself
>1 shot at life
>born after your civilisation peaked
>>66584589
Yes son.
>>66584589
Yes
>>66584589
they're becoming yankified
>>66584623
>Born just in time to read numerous books about it
Not arsed, can practically live most things through the books anyway.
>>66584575
You've no idea who you're speaking to.
>>66584615
even if I'm a runt? I should still be myself?
>>66584623
>after
space age isn't even here yet mate
why are the french so great at LITERALLY everything? extremely attractive too.
just found my 14 year old sisters facebook
>>66584660
t. Frog
>>66584483
Know a cute girl that says "frig" instead of "fuck" but I've managed to get her to swear in front of her family just because she likes me so much.
>>66584645
me on the right, try and fight me lads, built like a fucking shithouse
>>66584672
>tfw have to share a room with my 11 yar old sister
This is what I get for being a graduate runt.
>>66584457
me in the pint glass
>>66584589
Yes. Our system is a cluster fuck.
Speed in mph, petrol in mpg. But you buy petrol in litres.
Alcohol and milk in pints, every other liquid in litres.
Distance in miles, yards, feet. Weight in stones and pounds.
>>66584589
my motorbike is an import and shows speeds in km/h
TRACKSUIT MAFIA BOY BETTER KNOW
Are LED strip lights gay?
>>66584389
thx x
>>66584697
>not having a job offer before graduating
runt
When was the last time a person in real life gave a genuine compliment
not the relative kind
not the half-joking banter with the lads kind
a real one
>>66584702
don't go and give me a boner while I'm doing no fap you wanker
>>66584654
given that whites will be bred out of existence in a few centuries it never will be
>>66584483
fuck off
>>66584660
Bonjour.
>>66584731
Working in McDonalds like a pleb.
>>66584697
I shared the room with my sister up until we were ~16
not a very pleasant experience
the game is on
Decided to start a fish tank
I get my fish tomorrow, it is the only thing I've been happy about in ages
Almost bought the gf an 'anti social social club' hoodie but I don't want to turn her into a thot
why do genitals feel soft and squidgy
>>66584732
3 years ago, last year of school
"you have perfect teeth" - a qt 3.14
That was the last ever time.
>>66584778
I'm 22.
I fucking love science
>>66584769
>like a pleb
mate you ARE a pleb
>>66584803
True tbqh.
>>66584732
about a month ago, girl said i had nice eyes
>>66584732
im ugly as fuck but lots of people compliment my eyes
>>66584787
Do you even know what you're doing?
>>66584747
And thus Fermis paradox is solved. The great filter on space faring civilisations is the planets shitskins breeding out the advanced ones.
Are Kindles any good lads?
Not sure I will enjoy reading something like my phone desu, kind of like the smell and feel of books too.
>Go out with 2 church girls
>One turns out to be lesbian
>Other one ain't interested
Ballsed it right up ain't I lads
>>66584732
Like 2 days ago
>>66584732
I only get compliments on things I do, normally in relation to work, never me.
>>66584795
do they?
*feels cock*
nope, it's rock hard. maybe you meant the bollocks?
*feels bollocks*
nope, they're balls of steel
>>66584826
Yes
>>66584676
>>66584759
hehehehe.... like runts to a Barratt new build
>>66584829
unironically do not believe any other race is capable of space faring. chinks may be smart but they are not pioneers.
>>66584846
>church
lmao do people still go to church?
>go to shave my pubes with guard 1
>they all come off
nice
>>66584747
>singularity in 2 decades
>we test the first spaceplanes in 9 years
english will be the language of the Milky Way soon mate
>>66584867
nonce
>One shot at life
>Tall
>Muscular
>Handsome
>Best eyes (blue)
>Big dick
>Charisma out the arse
Feels good.
Had a terrific wank
>>66584721
If you buy them from Ikea, yes.
If you buy a roll from China and set up your own controller, no.
>>66584867
nonce
Been rocking the black and white MAGA cap today lads
>There are people here who don't read regularly
What the fuck lads? Some lad today at work said he doesn't read regularly.
Shaking my fucking head, how runty can you be?
>>66584864
maybe so but
*touches you tummy*
soft and squidgy. tehe
>>66584898
>>Best eyes (blue)
Best eyes are green.
>>66584732
people tell me i'm smart but i'm still on /brit/ this evening
>>66584903
gives deets :^)
>some lad is going after my gf for months before we got together
>she holds him off and doesn't meet him
>I meet up with her one afternoon
>by nighttime she's binned him and also sucked me off
>tells her mother about me the next day
hat
>>66584846
>Protestants
>>66584898
Show me.
>>66584645
wait
are the faces switched on the midget
>>66584914
i stopped reading when I realised I wasn't smart and it can do nothing for me
>>66584826
>he thinks looking after fish is hard
>>66584925
nope, grey is objectively the best eye colour
>>66584925
t. not best eyes
>>66584903
good lad
>>66584867
nonce
>>66584988
t. runt
listening to sunny day real estate, mineral and some of the more depressing smashing pumkins songs
doubt you normies know who any of those are though
maybe i'll kill myself this weekend.
the triple six dont ride shotgun we ride uzi
>>66584925
Rasheed
>>66584936
seems very normie mate
>>66584972
You don't have to be smart to read lad, just find something you enjoy
>>66584936
We don't care lad, stop posting slightly different versions of this.
>>66584906
O bought a roll off Amazon. Stuck team behind the TV cabinet as I couldn't find a lamp that I liked.
They do look a bit fabulous.
>>66584935
No I'd feel embarrassed ;x
>>66584936
it's a cold, cruel world.
this is why i'm afraid of talking to girls
things that got us in the mess were in today
>democracy
>laissez faire capitalism
>unabated degeneracy
>jews
things adolf hitler fought against
>democracy
>laissez faire capitalism
>unabated degeneracy
>jews
if you're anti-hitler you're a cuck, plain and simple
imagine this lads
>take pictures of yourself in revealing clothing and taking various things up the ass because you're mentally unstable and an attention whore
>you somehow let those pictures back home in a random SD card lying on the living room because you're an absolute runt
>you're just minding your own life when you get a call from your sister telling you what she found
imagine this situation. Is it acceptable to just purely kill yourself out of shame?
Do you flee the country and get a new identity?
>>66584914
I want to stop browsing 4chan and read or something but I dunno what to read lol
The UKs best contribution so far
>>66585004
t. blue/green eyed slav runt
>>66585033
how about a book lol
fucking retard
>>66585043
mine are brown
>>66584865
How long has your tank been up and running?
>>66584983
t. cruel paki
got the xanax in me gob
>>66584838
Yes they are good, very convenient and easy to torrent books, get a backlit one or don't bother at all though
>>66585021
just be yourself :3
only just realised Samuel Coleridge-Taylor was black
might make some burgers haha
>>66585034
ummm what about my willy?
>yank nigger wins the booker prize with a book about race
why
>>66585059
P A K I
A
K
I
If I caught Daniel Sturridge in bed with my mum I'd tuck him in and make him a cup of tea iah
>>66585034
pfffft
>>66585054
what one lol
>>66585097
dunno lol x
>>66584732
Old woman said I have gorgeous hair
Currently listening to Loveless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYH8QZ1mGg
>>66585090
Err, I am a Bangladeshi not a Pakistani. Get it right.
lads, i really want to take my sisters virginity. i feel like its my duty as her older brother.
>>66584802
fat runt
>>66584972
>and it can do nothing for me
if you actually read you'd know how misinformed this statement was
>>66585107
haha x
>brown eyes
>>66585032
all this is purely hypothetical right m8? haha
going to bed at almost exactly 22:00
>>66585117
>Not sniffing your little sister's used knickers
using a small bluetooth keyboard to phone post
Lads, a girl I've fancied for a while but never actually spoken to just added me on normiebook out of the blue
I don't know whether to accept now quickly or play it cool and wait a few hours
>>66585091
good lad
>>66585033
The bible
Benjamin Franklins autobiography
10 days that unexpectedly changed america
The adventures of huckleberry finn
Trans Am maintenaince book: 1984
>>66585089
>a satire of US racial politics, making him the first American writer to win award
FOY FOY FOY.
>>66585118
baited
Tried some MDMA last night
It's like turning on the happy switch in your brain
>>66585134
what a life
What are you all reading at the minute then lads?
>>66585148
it's late enough to leave it for tomorrow lad
>>66585148
15 minutes and then accept
Don't pretend you're busy, you're not
doing a read
going to bed
night
>>66585061
Before asking how long I've cycled the tank for you should ask what fish i'm getting.
>>66585119
read all through my childhood and school and now realising I'll never amount to more than a basic admin position /call centre position
too depressed to read
Exclusive: leaked recording shows what Theresa May really thinks about Brexit
Secret audio of Goldman Sachs talk in May shows she wanted the UK to lead in Europe and feared businesses would leave
may is finished
>>66585188
>>66585188
>>66585188
>>66585178
good lad.
Best drug in the world
too wee too poor too stupid
>>66584732
Boss said I look strong :^)
>>66585178
That's literally what it does lmao
>>66585147
Shut up nerd
>>66585183
bruno's dream by Iris Murdoch
>>66585084
Can I see it? I need to verify your claim.
>>66585147
This.
I need one, fuck this shit.
But I also want one that attatches to the back off the phone-- so it slides -- but all the ones I've found have shitty reviews.
>>66585183
history of england - trevelyan
it was written just after WW2 so it's got a very patriotic perspective
>Auntie uploaded pictures of my little cousin doing gymnastics in skin tight shorts in her living room
>>66585198
Well you're not getting marine fish, that's for certain.
>>66585124
haha yes
>nonce edition
>>66585262
clown fish
>>66585183
mein kampf
>>66585278
no it is just a picture of the sister
do not create weird connotations
>>66585198
>>66585262
I've owned fish for years and never cycled a single tank
>>66585292
No you're not, cocklord
>>66585191
good post
>syria has better trains than the north
crying
>>66585351
Yes I am, they're my favourite
ah yes
>>66585162
>Be American
>Read these in my formative years
>Move to the UK
>Spread the good word of America to enlighten these heathens
>Feels good man
>>66585185
>>66585190
I want to add now but if she starts chatting I really don't have the energy for it
>>66585381
Post a pic of your tank, you chebend.
>>66585359
But is Syria a POWERHOUSE?
You're a snake in the grass, Janny
>>66585462
the regressive left is fading away
>might get a pet rat
>>66585359
>northerners on suicide watch
Southern Powerhouse
for FREE?
Nogs New
>>66572379
>>66572379
>>66572379
>>66585462
do not believe the UK would be red
BBC certainly wouldn't entertain the slightest notion of it being so
got no friends
nonce destroyed
thanks janny
>>66585359
eh not really since they haven't operated for years
>get pissed
>miss entire thread
>scratch toes wating for new
>may
>>66585577
the gf
>>66585510
cba I'd have to take the picture on my phone and then have to load up brit on it. I will tomorrow.
Do you even know what you're talking about?
You've probably kept bettas and cories and think you're an expert.
>If a Sarmat missile were fired at London it would wipe out most of Britain, as well as northern France, Belgium and the Netherlands
What if one day Putin just decides to do it? Bit scary.
>>66585462
The red on the eurasian side is rightful russia clay.
Janny is on one tonight lads
wanted to say something important but forgot
>>66585554
And when you hear them speakin on snakes, they speakin bout me
>>66585645
can he move it over a bit so it hits germany too x
why are peolple suddenly worrying about nukes all of a sudden? oh no theyve got some bigger ones now, you dont think we'd have been fucked if they just fired multiple smaller ones before
>>66585645
>What if one day Putin just decides to do it? Bit scary.
well you see, if he did that then the rest of the world would get obliterated too in the mutually assured destruction
nobody's going to ever fire nukes at each other
stop panicking about world war 3
*whistles as I walk past you sweeping the floor*
>>66585633
You're a lying cunt, and most likely an Eastern European, or Arab.