/brit/

1. Assange is missing

2. Wiki leaks is acting erratic, not fulfilling promises.

3. The pre-commitment keys don't seem to unlock anything at this point

4. His close associates are dying off

5. Internet shutdowns around the time Ecuadors embassy was raided

6. John Kerry relevant in talks with Ecuador and the 3 keys wiki leaks released. Shadow president meme.

7. Podesta emails released unhindered.

good edition

TWATTLE
W
A
T
T
L
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HULLO yesh don't be a daftie keep it local etc thanks for listening bye

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goodnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es4U9ckGjdM

I feel so sad

>>66581515
back to 6+2chong

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>didn't pay my 5p at the self checkout
>took a bag anyway

>>66581526
and that's it?

>>66581496
what are you on about m8?

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Found a solution to that extra runway problem lads

gonna reply to a post soon

Lads you may think everyone in the babby discos are sober but I and my friendos drank 400ml of glens vodka (fucking rocket fuel) when attending them from 14-15. Knew lads who would take sniff before it and be buzzed like fuck. At 16 I went to over 18 ones and took crazy amounts of MDMA and alcohol and just danced like a spastic and started on people all night.

>>66581545
I used to do this all the time but you've got to be under a certain weight. If you've got a lot of heavy shit and choose 'no bag' it gets one of the workers to come over and check...

just wanked into a durex extra safe condom lads

ama

>>66581545
>>66581601
Police are en route

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>I and my friendos drank 400ml of glens vodka (fucking rocket fuel)

>>66581575
lass on the left looks like a gary

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>>66581545
I did this yesterday

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>>66581575
The missus

>>66581575
the gf in the pink

>>66581535
I only go to that site to wank to boys bums you fucking spengzoid

Get out my sight at once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jjaooEYlSk

Trump has arrived

>>66581650
wow.... noggin's churning

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Rate my meal runts

>>66581650
where's the one for 400 calories of bread?

also this isn't really fair on the oil

>>66581617
I wouldn't doubt for a single second that the yanks would perform a drone strike on British soil.

Anyone want to give me a good hard fuck?

>>66581696
Positively runtacious meal

>>66581709
thanks for sticking up for me mate

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>>66581650

need something to do in the evenings.

used to be really stimulated by discovering new things on the web.

>>66581727
>the yanks
*Hillary

>>66581696
eating for three?

>>66581650
what kind of oil?

>>66581696
carbs carbs and more carbs

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once hiked in the rockies by myself. after 6 hours of hiking I came upon a secluded lake and I decided to set up camp there

after swimming in the nude, in the middle of the night, I looked up and there was a meteor shower occurring in the sky

the most beautiful moment I've experienced to this day.

>>66581688
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy

>>66581659
me in the back pinging out on mandy

>>66581749
how about spending 6 hours posting on /brit/?

>>66581749
Could always just have a wank

>>66581575
>Wonderland
Have one in my home town. Literally the scummiest, shittiest club chain around.

>>66581777
there you are. what part of the rockies was it?

stretching my hamstrings

>>66581478
ill break up with her if she wants that or even cheats on me once

>>66581482
why would that happen

>>66581696
ah yes I saw this recipe in the runt cookbook

can't believe rowan atkinson is 21 years old

>>66581757
Me la just me

>>66581766
Does man care? Bloodclot ting an ting be a man not a woman

>>66581746
ah yes, just eat celery which is like 90% water

>>66581696
You bulking bro?

>>66581795
what the actual fuck is happening here?

Got a notice in my door from the county council to alert them if I see collections for bonfires around.

Considering cleaning out my shed and ringing the council saying I found where the kids were hiding their stash

>>66581777
>swimming in the nude
what a fucking weirdo

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>>66581847
>"NERD" halter top

got the legs muscles of a disabled person

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me with all the dosh

>>66581886
Whereabouts do you live? Council are fucking scabs, let the young ones have a bit of craic like

thanks now i realise i didn't miss much by not going clubbing ever

>>66581777
fuck off

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This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Britain.

might stretch my willy with weights for a while

Me at the end when I'm done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMHUi3F1r9g

started swimming again after a 2 year hiatus

30 minutes and i was dead

>>66581904
*Differently-Abled

>>66581746
>frozen carrots

eugh

it is a small, rootless, international clique

>>66581777
why did you post this?

FOY

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>tfw

>>66581946
me the ginger prick behind curly there

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>>66581696
Mum, is that you?

>>66581946
screeching and yelling

*shifts eyes from side to side*
*loads up tor browser*

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sorry, are we just gonna ignore this nonce who has admitted to spending two nights collecting pictures of children? are we just gonna 'have a laugh' and not ring the police?

state of you lot, on the blower to the SAS as we speak

>>66581946
is that a bloke or a lesbian?

>>66581938
>>66581897
Ah sorry that the daily life in britain is


>Go to the park during day or pub to watch footy
>Stay in during night or go to pubs

Ah yes. What an exciting life brits live!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3HvchF49AM

>>66581973
Why did he order a starter twice?

>>66581973
????????????

>>66582011
*flies through your window
*glass shards flying everywhere*
*punches you in the face with my willy*

>>66581696
grim

Did a lot of cringy shit as a kid, can't forget it.

I wish I could just delete myself and have never existed

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>>66581916
Why does the smiling qt look edited in?

>>66582049
no i just want you to fuck off because i dont care desu

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>>66581847
>ywn have your hands on a 14 year old's belly

>>66581946
is that a boy or a girl

janny's fast

>>66582049
Can you fucking answer me you fucking piece of shit

Are you fucking braindead

>>66581186
Yes and 43% is plurality not minority you mong

>>66582011
reported to MI8

>>66582085
at least people aren't posting high resolution images of it on 4chan

>>66582070
*grabs your foreskin in my teeth before it can escape*

Trump doing a talk

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>>66582097

just put my phone on charge

>>66581696
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fukcc again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking nerd.

>>66582086
she doesn't you stupid anime cunt try going outside once in a while

>>66582085
one of the upsides of having a stroke is that you forget a lot of shit

if I do something really embarrassing it's pretty much a guarantee I'll forget it within two years, even if people keep reminding me of it.

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>mfw

>>66581931
Clondakin

>>66582049
>triggered this bad

sorry nudist

>>66582109
Not with that attitude

>>66582097
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEE

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lads,
went to tesco earlier today and there were two blokes outside holding the door open and the lights were off. think they had a power cut. had a panic attack so i went home and had a fag to calm my nerves. went later to get some dinner and everything was normal again. i couldn't decide what to get, all the ready meals were out of my price range. lass who works there was eyeing me up like i was gonna nick something too. in the end i got a coke and some biccies. my dad is out until tomorrow and my mum is at her mum and dads with my bro and sis. wish i had a gf to invite over, feeling proper lonely lads. think i might look up some girls from my old school on facebook and have a bit of a wank.

A girl at work today said I look "baby faced", what does it mean?

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>>66582166

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>>66582166

>>66581850
>Bloodclot ting an ting be a man not a woman
ya locked out of his tree like a monkey who forgot his keys, la?

>>66582064
old lard arse sitting down.

How do you even get that fat so young

>>66582186
it means you look like a runtlet

probably you've got a chubby face

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Is this true?

>>66582182
Grim

>>66582064
/brit/ on the left

>>66582178
Fuck you I've asked like 3 times fat yank fucking dog shit

>>66582186
chubby face or cheeks

>>66582182
really good post

kept me engrossed throughout

getting tired again already haha

>>66582182
oh god it's you again you disgusting cunt

>>66582225
no

>>66582166
He didn't fly away, he jumped off that roof. Arnold's mind blocked out the traumatic event by imagining pigeons flying him away.

>>66582182
utter definition of an actual runt in its natural habitat here

>>66582237
let a high pitched noise out of my mouth whilst viewing this image

>>66582182
gripping slice of life

>>66582237
haha retard

>>66582225
It's true only for poor people

>>66582225
Yes, just like only 10% of yanks do outdoor activities

What kind of clothes should I wear to fit my personal aesthetic?

I'm a suicidal loser with 2 friends. I have an interest in conspiracy theories and politics, most people think i'm racist. I stay at home and smoke weed and get high on prescription medication almost everyday.

I think a super edgy look would fit my personality. Black bomber jackets and black jeans, maybe some black doc martins. I believe the world was a better place under British rule, so I might get the Colonial Indian flag and the st. Georges cross as patches for my jacket. As for a shirt, I can't think of one. Preferably something with an edgy, racist, sub versive meaning. Maybe a shirt with Oswald Mosleys face on it. Of course a fedora is mandatory for this outfit.

What do you lads think?

>>66582182
You should use britfeel

>>66582182
Your life should be an anime.

>>66582225
not really
can do all those things
but there obviously isn't as much space and good countryside over here

>>66582300
skinny jeans and white tees

>>66582182
no fucking way, la. just having some bourbon biscuits from the paki place and some tea with honey. cheers, la!

doing a depression

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Anyone know what club this is?

>>66582300
runt clothes

that disabled lad has more of a social life than you lot do lol

>>66582300
Would have a few joints with you whilst listening to skrewdriver desu

>>66582182
sort it out mate

>>66582343
haha that guy is short

>>66582349
doubtful

>>66582300

worryingly accurate description of me

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>>66582343
in tears

Netflix releasing all episodes at once for shit forces you to binge watch before you can discuss them properly with other people to avoid spoilers

It devalues the overall experience of a series and reduces overall episode by episode discussion

>>66582300
>Black bomber jackets and black jeans
Good choices, you will also have to shave your head.

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>>66582343
looks quite similar to this one haha

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doing an anime

The Affordable Care act really is no longer affordable 2bh. Premiums rise every year, coverage declines every year, you don't get government assistance unless you're an unemployed minority, and if you can't afford to pay for insurance and aren't eligible for government assistance you get slapped with a heavy fine because it is illegal to not have coverage which they won't give you.

>>66582300
Do NOT use a fucking t shirt with le beady mans face on it, wear a cameo shirt if your going for that look. Look up Dylan roof, he was a stylish edge lord. But yeah, old fashioned bomber jacket, black trousers or normal jeans with a pair of nice boots. Timbos with jeans, black military boots with black trousers.

>Be 50 year old bloke
>Work hard every day of life
>House market is fucked so can't buy a house
>Pension won't cover rent
>Need a council house
>Get told to fuck off because there are people "more needy"

>Be Stacey
>Let Jamal, Muhammed, Muhammad and Tyrone run a train on her at 14
>School slag and knocked up by 15
>Mum kicked her out the house after she stole from her purse again
>Instantly gets a 3 bedroom house

>Be Muhammad Muhammad
>Fuck up the shit hole am from
>Sees some gibsmedats from whitey
>Picks up iPhone and tracksuit and takes a trip to Paris
>Fucks up Paris
>Builds a camp by the channel
>Says he's 14 when he's 6'5 and has a full beard
>"Welcome to Britain you poor thing, here's a flat, 3 grand and you can come back each week for 200 more and the new wifi password"

>>66582385
duh

So lads, I'm confused.

Apparently on ESA you can work up to 16hr a week, but how the fuck do you get approved for ESA if you're doing that and they're desperately trying to find you fit for work?

This has some relevance as I think I could work a figure like that (what, 2 days week proper time, or just 4 hours over 4 days? yeah. especially at night i could pull that off.) but it doesn't actually pay enough to cover rent, so i'm back to being fucked. Now, ESA could make up the gap if I was still eligible, but how the fuck do i convey "No, see, if you make me work the 25-30 hours a week necessary just to cover rent then I'll almost invariably just give up on life, stop showing up, go for a walk and contemplate suicide, repeat every day for a few weeks, and lose my job?"

Dunno why I included the relevancy to myself. I'm less interested in seeking advice (as my understanding of ESA is-and-will-always-be "The state wants you to die. Kill yourself instead of applying. The application process just exists as suicide motivation") and more interested in "Okay, how the fuck does this work for other people?"

Or is the idea you get found unfit to work, apply for ESA, then get a job, then get kicked off at your next assessment even though you're technically still eligible?

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>>66582225
brits have exciting lifestyles

>>66582397
bit gay

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>>66582397
hmmm

>>66582423
>>66582446
shan't be reading these

lads do you ever wonder what normies would think if they stumbled onto a place like this?

just a bunch of about 100 lads give or take, all posting anonymously (with a few exceptions) but having adopted a certain way of speaking and posting that is unlike the shit the average normie spouts on twitter or facebook

sometimes i wonder if some normie walking past me has at some point been in this thread and posted "aahhhhh yes, VERY impressive" or laughed about tim's antics or something like that

really makes me scratch the ol' noggin

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>>66582385
>Paying for Netflix when torrent exists

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>Dublin enters battle to provide home for authority, currently based in London, and for European Medicines Agency

Treacherous Taig

>>66582423
racist

>>66582237
I wonder how he feels about that. I remember letting some faux-dixie beauty competition lady take a picture next to a horse while I held it in place, and I felt like such a sperg when I saw the picture my mother took. Those were the days I guess.

>>66582423
The world only makes sense if you force it to.

>>66582471
me neither

>>66582117
The English are a minority in London, your retard flailing does not change this, paki.

dilemmas lads
saw that battlefield 1 advert
honestly tempted to get it
but would have to get xbox live too
LOTS of money on a runt tier purchase

any man in here got it? any good?

also want to buy gta just to drive around at night but thats quite expensive too (for a game)

any good comfy games for open world driving?

>>66582423
lad i agree with you but your're are a melt

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>>66582384

>>66582446
>Or is the idea you get found unfit to work

This. Unless you're injured or have kids you won't even get in the system

my fingers smell like nik naks

violate me and it'll end up sad

>>66582506
>playing video games post-18 years of age
utter runt

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grim

>That one 'fugee poster

drinking cold whiskey

man of the hour

bellend smells like nik naks

>>66582396
I made that ages ago hehe

bellend smells like flaming hot monster munch

>>66582546
I'll take the risk

>>66581496
Proof on 1,4 and 6?

>>66582472
Know at least 1 other lad who posts on /brit/ He's a massive normie and you would never guess it

>>66582506
Sleeping Dogs was really fun imo, the driving was slick and the combat is great compared to other games of its ilk.

>>66582477
On the parents 'flix lad

The point still stands for content created by Netflix even if you torrent it you silly billy

shit, having a gf makes me realise how toxic this place is

bye

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>>66582343
its mine

>>66582561
Oooooh big lad over here, drinking alcohol and that. what are you going to do next? Smoke a cigarette?

>>66582472
>got my UC early even though i've been ignoring the fuck out of the centre
they'd better get to bed soon so they're early to earn their superiors some more shekels in the morning

>>66582567
Nik naks are literally thrush flavoured

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Fucking hell, even he can pull slags and I'm stuck at home

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Nightclub posting is now the #1 ranked gimmick in the charts.

>>66582582
violate me, you must not have sense

>>66582605
so that's it?

>>66582503
They're by far the biggest group and the plurality, why not try learning English properly before you spout off

>>66582632
honestly thought that was tim for a sec

>>66582632
He looks like a young kev

>>66582385
I dread the new Star Trek because I can't discuss each episode weekly and the end will be spoilt unless I avoid the /tv/ Trek threads.

Thanks Netflix.

>>66582632
they've got their lipstick the wrong way round

>>66582631
didn't even notice at first

screaming

put a stone in a condom and then wrapped it over my bollocks. then I pulled the stones down and let go so that they flicked right into my goolies.

came like a horse

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SHUT IT DOWN

anything on telly lads

>>66582605
Good, leave and stop making me feel worthless

how can i recover from this

fugg's sake

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grim.

>>66582182
that pasta still on your floor mate?

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Hit 1pl8 on my squat today lads
I'm making pretty quick gains

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>>66582632
>An ugly nigger, a fat autist and a 12 year old

How the fuck did these three end up together?

>>66582549
thats the thing lad
havent played games for a long time but saw that trailer and it looked decent
trying not to fall for the vidya jew
>>66582596
nice one la
is the map a decent size that i can just drive around chilling out

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>What do you do in your spare time anon?

>>66582645
Just stop talking Rasheed, your attempts at damage control are sad.

test

Do any bent men near Nottingham want to get fucked in the arse?

>>66582716
Jack off and watch the footy

>>66582631
I really really need to time travel back to 13 year old me and tell him to try it on with all the giant girls in my class

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>>66582679
ohhhhhhh sweet jesus we're gonna win

we're gonna fucking win

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>>66582700
nah

>>66582716
>So, what have you been up to?
I'm dreading christmas already.

>>66582732
meet me in the bushes at detonate on saturday

>>66582732
Yeah but I'm not bent

>>66582732
Go on then, if you've the nads.

>>66582716
go to the gym and shitpost on 4chan

edge to porn for hours (need to quit this one)

>>66582631
>tfw turned down pussy when I was a young teen
Such a retarded decision in hindsight.

>>66582716
mainly invent new ways to destroy my testicles

>>66582716
Trainspotting
Canal photography

>>66582367
>skrewdriver
Good lad

>>66582389
I was debating this.
I kind of like the school shooter/loser aesthetic though, so I might keep it longish and messy.

>>66582406
A camo shirt?
Hmm, that'd actually look quite good if I can find a nice pattern. I like the survivalism aspect to it, it fits my conspiracy interest. Dylan Roof looks pretty good, I like his camo shirt + jumper.

>>66582709
It's been a while since I played but the map was farely big, about the same size as gta4 maybe.

>>66582703
Stupid fucking vacuums

>>66582784
damn

>>66582816
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

Is it possible to become gay out of loneliness?

>>66582816
That's awful grim

British birds are stinking

that's a smashing blouse you've got on

I really want to move to either Iceland or the Faroe Islands.

Do any lads here happen to know how to achieve this???

>>66582816
So the called white race that needs saving

>>66582816
2, 1, 6, 3, 5, 4

>>66582816
Second from the left is a total qt 3.14

>>66582814
Are those the amateur guy version of fucking machines?

>tfw no mates to go travelling with

off me

>>66582784
phwroar

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just invited the girl I'm seeing round to the flat for the first time

fucking worried lads was thinking with my cock

it needs a fucking good clean and is generally unsuitable for females at the moment

>>66582914
hey x

>>66582880
You could ask icelad

>>66582928
tidy up then

YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN ROOM COMMANDER

>>66582879
YOU BASTARD!

>>66582914

I'll be your mate and travel with you :3
But i wont lie, i might rape you at some point

>>66582816
This is what happens when you let poor people breed and give them bennies for single parenthood

>>66582876
I started to get loads of bent dreams when I got my gf so no

>>66582703

me on the left

>>66582816
far left is a qt
the rest are mingin

>>66582928
fix up look sharp

why does sturridge do that gay little dance

need a rave gf

>>66582893
>>66582901
>>66582972
fucks sake lads

>>66582816
2nd from the right looks like the slug from Monsters Inc.

what a wank thread

>>66582993
What is the problem?

>>66582921
is that a mini kev?

>>66582809
cheers
top lad

>american "nature"
>its packed to shit with tourists

ah yes the great outdoors

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>>66582988
That's his gimmick

>>66582988
it's his gimmick

>>66583016
can't you see it

>>66582816

maybe the inbreeding isn't a meme

>>66582396
isnt kentanon a britfeel thing?

>>66582933
>>66582966
>>66582988
abysmal posts

>>66582876
It's called being asexual

Add it to your internet profile and you'll probably get some slags to fuck

>>66582988
He is a flaming homosexual.

*knocks on your house*
Is Anon playing out?

>>66583041
>>66583043
die

>>66583002
wank thread?
*gets willy out*

>>66583053
dunno
she might have got bullied out of here

Donald keeps talking about the answers to a debate

Donald there aren't any answers to the debate, thats why its a debate

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>>66583041
>>66583043
Are we brothers...?

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>nonces literally rating underage girls
>nothing said

>post a cute non sexual anime picture
>NONCE NONCE NONCE LOOK AT THE NONCE

Ahh yes /brit/

>>66581430
what do roasted chestnuts taste like?

>>66582914

do a contiki tour then
you'll be with a load of randoms

Built my new punching bag, it is not as good as my old one :(

>>66583062
I don't have an internet profile. I made an account on tinder before, but got no matches so deleted it out of shame.

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>tfw no brexit gf

>>66583109
>punching bag

don't you mean ballbag

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Me

British girls are stinking

>>66583091
He corrected himself and said Hillary was given the questions

>>66583101
Just because they are underage does not mean you can't find them attractive or rate them. Just don't fuck them.

>>66583107
>bunch of random shitheads you have no connection with

drrrrrrr

>>66583080
He*

>>66583101
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>66583125
jerked to this today, very nice

>>66582914
iktf
hope to travel alone at some point anyway

>>66583125
looks like my gfs flat
wait a minute

>>66583104
Rasheed.

>>66583167
the kent i'm talking about is the one in kev's kitchen

>>66583159
>>66583159
>>66583159

My girlfriend :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inBKFMB-yPg

>>66583169
>tfw no gf but not bitter, just lonely

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>it's a dad starts flirting with my gf edition

>>66583190
not even auto saging.

how much of desperate cunt are you?

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just saw a nipple on /brit/

>>66583169
need source for the left

;)

>>66583156

well you'll obviously share the desire to travel wherever you chose to go so if you're not a spastic you become friends with them

>>66583201
>Getting cuckolded by your own father

>>66582732
Yeah but I'm not near Nottingham

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>>66583136
this one

HE

>>66583155
is it illegal to fuck girls under 18 in britain? That sounds like an american thing if i am being honest

looking forward to my nightly wank

HES

'S HERE

THEY CALL HIM QUICK DRAW J

>>66583268
HAS

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>turn my head for a few minutes
>miss two /brit/ threads

woah
he's fast!

>Shoving as many darkies behind Trump as possible

ah yes.

>>66583264
terrible image

>>66583292
NO