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Vegetarian Edition
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gonna get a ready meal lads
sausage and mash or chicken dinner?
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ITT we summon Korean Pop
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>>66579553

>Transgender woman

Its just Woman you fucking cunt
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what is meow meow
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*patrols the runt farm*
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things that got us in the mess were in today

>democracy
>laissez faire capitalism
>unabated degeneracy
>jews

things adolf hitler fought against

>democracy
>laissez faire capitalism
>unabated degeneracy
>jews

if you're anti-hitler you're a cuck, plain and simple
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>>66579613
sound a cat makes
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So is anyone actually voting Hillary at all?
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lads can we all just have a bit of a laugh at this cunt please

>>66579262
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And if I wake from Dreams
Shall I fall in Pastures
Will I Wake the Darkness
Shall we Torch the Earth?
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall we find the Emptiness
And break the Silence
That will stop our Hearts?
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall we cry Together
For their Howling echoes
And restart the Night?

And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?

And shall I wake from Dreams
For the Glory of Nothing
For the cracking of the Sun
For the crawling down of Lies?
And if We fall from Dreams
Shall we push them into Darkness
And stare into the Howling
And clamber into Night?
And if I fall from Dreams
All my Prayers are Silenced
To Love is to lose
And to lose is to Die...

And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?
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>>66579623
fuck off Oswald "cuck to the hun" Mosley
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>>66579623
was hitler the second coming of jesus?
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>>66578411

Hypothetical

>Hillary and Trump have a sex tape together
>Gets released days before the election
>International coverage no cover-ups possible

Who gains votes, who loses them?
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>>66579574
yeah but why are there so many pictures of deformed looking kids all from the same night club

is the UK really that inbred?

i don't associate with the lower classes or with northerners so i've never come across this
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>>66579553
The world is fucked up lads
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>>66579507
>>66579507
>>66579507
>>66579507

HELP

which should I get [VERY IMPORTANT]
I'm too weak to make big decisions like this
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Who'd like to put their fries into my chip ? :3
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>>66579662
yes
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>>66579666
>is the UK really that inbred?
unironically yes
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>>66579653
stop posting this nobody cares
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taxation is theft
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>>66579670
the former
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can you explain in 10 words or less why you wouldn't want a sara gf?
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>>66579709
I disagree
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>tfe too intelligent for pseudointellectual normie crap like black mirror
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what is meow meow
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>>66579591
hmmm sausage and mash i reckon
whats inc in the chicken dinner?
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>>66579717
would have to talk to her
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>>66579670
>pineapple on a pizza

kill yourself my man
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me at the front
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>>66579613
meow meow
clarky cat

you know
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property is theft
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>>66579717
horse face

could probably whittle that down to one word with 'horseface' actually, let me just have a word with Susie in dictionary corner
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>>66579700
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>>66579717
scottish
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>>66579592
he's already been and gone
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>>66579725
fuck you then
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Good Morning lads hows things?
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>>66579764
*pats you on the head*

now go sit in the corner
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Just saved my 3000th image from /brit/ in the 2016 folder
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Ladies and gentlemen, your two polar opposites to choose from
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>>66579749
>>66579744
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>>66579744
>>66579749
babymetal
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>>66579717
shed laugh at ma wee pintle
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>>66579779
Good morning lads, how are* things?

Thick bogan skull on you.
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>>66579743
>not liking pineapple on pizza
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me and the lads
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>>66579679
I'll give you my BBC (Big British Cock)
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>>66579744
genuinely how i imagine most of the irish posters here desu
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>>66579744
those are big girls, for him
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>>66579777
well, can't stop trips. looks like you win
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comfy
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if everyone in this thread was drowning in the ocean and I had a limitless supply of life buoys on my speedboat I wouldn't chuck a single one

in fact I might purposefully run a few of you over, starting with the anime nonces
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>>66579799
all this tells me is how hypocritical Hillary and the rest of them are, they loved Trump before but when he announced he was running as a Republican they turned on him.
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>>66579642
Has the girl on the right stuffed her bra with paper?
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>>66579853
>ahhh yes my shitty old house in a forest with lots of rain

fantasists OUT
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>>66579797
>>66579749
>>66579744
I do not have the right bradley photo to convey just how much i am HOWLING right now
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>>66579829
its like going up the genetic scale
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>>66579799
>those nips
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>>66579853
looks damp
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>>66579797
S O N
O F
W E E M A N
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You lads watching the footy?
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>>66579799
They probably wife-swapped at some point
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>get first post
>have to samefag it because no one cares about what i get for dinner
well fuck you all thenc
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>>66579880
yeah and her kecks
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>>66579871
They're basically the same person, just telling opposite lies to seem like it matters who gets elected
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>>66579905
aye
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>>66579821
Fucks of Hans
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Reminder that "abnormies" is not a thing.

You are all "subnormies".
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while the normans are at their halloween parties this weekend I will be binging on horror films and wanking

hmm
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>>66579891
how about this one mate?
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gf is going to a bar crawl and a club by herself tonight

hope she has a nice time :)
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>>66579853
*gets in bed and snuggles with you*
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>>66579926
Which match?
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>>66579553
>cocaine and meow meow binge
>meow meow
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>>66579910
But... you can't do that in a christian nation...
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Literally spent last two nights collecting under 18 nightclub photos.

Hoping the midget takes off and gets immortalised.
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>>66579871
And Trump loved the Clintons before he ran for president

In a 2008 interview with piers Morgan Trump said bill Clinton managed to economy very well and obama would have done better in 2008 if he'd taken Hillary as his running mate
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>>66579623
>things that got us in the mess were in today
>The destruction of the British Empire by Hitler and his associates

wowee
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can't stop wanking over san junipero lads
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>>66579717
no reason
shes even jewish so my mum would be happy x
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>>66579653
>is actually this butthurt
Goodness gracious, honey, you'd make a good sissy.
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>>66579922
>public appearances are all lies
>look at this public appearance they seem like best friends

certainly makes me think
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>>66579967
if you can get some good ones with him and not watermark i can do some shoops
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>>66579976
post sara machines
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ah yes
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>>66579933
font
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>>66579967
mate you're a fucking nonce
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>>66579799
the smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum

desu
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me and the irish lads
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>>66579952
don't worry I'll look after her haha
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>>66580002
gas the furries
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>>66579960
liverpool spurs
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>>66579797
HOW DID SHE GET YEEZYS
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pepe's piri piri (6-7 quid) or a ready meal (2 quid) lads?
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i learned a new word today /brit/

kikker

it means frog in dutch
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>>66579968
I don't think he hates the Clinton, maybe now after they have attacked him so harshly
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>>66579967
Time well spent mate, this is gold
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>>66579553
>*Killer looking for 90s teenager in horror movie*
>"So no one told you life was gonna be this way"
>muffled in cupboard *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
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>>66579967
llf
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>>66579964
nothing wrong with a cheeky bit of the ol' M-CAT
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no (you)s thus far lads
might have to start some shit about brexit or donald trump
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>>66579967
kEEP POSTING
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Talking the runt out for a walk
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>>66579797
It's mad how people with such blatant physical deformities are so self confident. I look relatively normal and I hate having my picture taken, meanwhile this 3 foot tall kid is striking poses as if he was a model. It's like he isn't aware he's a freak of nature.
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>>66579949
More along the lines of
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>>66580074
HILLARY CAN POSSES PEOPLE CONFIRMED!!!
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>>66579969
yes, good goy, hitler destroyed the empire, not our own jew fueled paranoid delusions
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>>66580030
Nice
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>>66579623
>laissez faire capitalism

Why can't Brits create their own words
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>>66579871
>>66579968
Trump lies about being a republican

Clinton lies about disagreeing with trump

Both of them victimise women and support the indiscriminate use of the death penalty

America is a disaster - vote for Britney Spears instead
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>the smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum
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If I was british, I would do heroin until I die

Why aren't you retards doing heroin?
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>>66580122
hbu?
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>>66580105
>Jay_Leno_guest_hosts_The_Chase.jpeg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAgf8ArBrc

WARNING: Dastardly tune!
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The under 18 nightclub gimmick is fucking shit
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>>66580102
people like this think if they have a unique personality we'll look past their literal runt status
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>>66580131
me and the black gf
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>>66579986
I just thought it was so stupid that other people mind get a kick out of it

guess not though
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>>66580099
.... where do I get a runt?
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>>66580099
me in the back
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The whole Irish manlet meme is a meme because we're one inch taller than the uk on average
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>>66580144
Arsenal Reading atm

Trying to find a Liverspuds stream
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>>66580131
"dont trust these niggresses"
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>tfw no stream
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>The under 18 nightclub gimmick is fucking shit
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How are these 12 year olds getting into nightclubs anyway?

Also, what the fuck are their parents doing? They should be kids, not whoring themselves off at that age
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>>66580131
imagine the smell of Lynx in that room
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me ironing my shirt for tomorrow
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>>66580074
>under 18 foam party

hmm
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>>66580169
lack of subcontinentals
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>>66580150
t. club midget
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>>66580134
trump is a populist

hillary is a corrupt neocon

it's an easy choice
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>>66580118
looks like a gangsta tat. bitch could be harley quinns ugly stepsister
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literally cannot comprehend a bunch of 14 year olds dancing in a club completely sober

cannot remember the last time i entered a club when not being blackout/a few jagerbombs away from blackout
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>>66580142

Nice try Maradona
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>>66580211
iron's not plugged in
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>>66580211
forgot to plug it in lad
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Christ almost all nu-/brit/ gimmicks are shit

kev, Tim, Reddit flags and now this fucking load of old cobblers
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>>66580192
bloodzeed mate
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>>66580176
>>66580192

http://footystream.xyz/liverpool
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>>66580202
these two look like they're great pals

hope they had a good evening and remain friends for a long time
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>>66580211
do quadropeds wear H-shirts?
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the so called Pizza lads
what do you think?
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>>66580169
compare just whites and we'd be the same
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>>66580202
got some cum in your teeth there lad
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>>66580211
good lad
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>>66580251
Shut the fuck up old man
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>>66580241
>>66580249
woops! sorry it's been a ruff day
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if i was argentinian, i would base my entire national identity on some small islands
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>>66580142
We do islands instead. Much more powerful than opiates.
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>>66580260
why are you being congratulated on your order?
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Off for my tinder date lads
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>mfw winding the french up on /his/
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>>66580241
>>66580249

yanks cant turn off their ridiculous plug sockets in their wooden houses so im glad it isnt or that dogger would be ded
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>>66580236
yea, don't know what would be fun about it

also I could never imagine going "clubbing" when I was 12 or 14
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>>66580260
You disgust me
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>>66580251
Have a cup of horlicks and off to bed grandad
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>>66580289
How the fuck do you unsheathe that
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>>66580236
WOW DRUGS AND ALCOHOL DUDE LIKE BLACKOUT WOWWW DUDE NIGHTCLUBS IM SOOO DRUNK AND HIGH LOOOOL LIKE PASS THE PILLS BRO LOL DUDE DRUGS IM SO COOL
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Parents don't actual parent these days
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>>66580289
We relevant now
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>>66580280
>>66580283
snap
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>>66580260
remove mushrooms, anchovies and peppers
replace with 3 different meats instead

swap dill for chilli sauce

sorted
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>>66580314
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>>66580289
>Aye Lawrence, but can you use Bankai?
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>>66580169
Malnutrition stunts your growth so after the potatocaust I doubt that.
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Russia Reveals Nuklear Missile with Capability to Glass Whole France

It's all over now.

>Named SATAN 2

>will be able to evade radar and every possible counter including laser defenses

>powerful enough to destroy a country as big as France with a single Nuke.

>Missile carries 16 nukes.

>"will make the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like “popguns”, experts have said"

https://archive.fo/ysXmg

…aaand,

>Russians Conduct Nuclear-Bomb Survival Drills as Cold War Heats Up

https://archive.fo/a5ce1
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>>66579553

Might have a wank over him again, the vids are still on xhamster right?
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>>66580338
Don't think that's what he was getting at, but yes most people do get blackout drunk on a night out you abnormie twat. It's not a 'poser' meme, I genuinely drink like fuck on a night out to escape my sorrows.
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Groovy!
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>>66580130
>Leave make economics

Sounds fucking stupid lad kys
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>>66580253
ta x

wahey
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>>66580338
So you go to a nightclub and dance completely sober? Quite bizarre
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>>66580346
There is some lad going absolutely mental about WWI in multiple threads. Good times.
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>>66580411
what a plonker
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>>66580253
It's not working for me :(
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>>66580119
>hitler destroyed the empire, not our own jew fueled paranoid delusions
Well yes actually he more or less did, whether or not by his choice.

World war 2 entirely caused the decline and demise of the British Empire, whether it be through the battle of Singapore destroying the Asian delusions that the British were undefeatable, or through the utter bankruptcy of the entire country and subsequent loans taken out from America which made us entirely reliant on them economically.

Giving Poland their guarantee, and declaring war on Germany in 1939 was preposterous and stupid.

Choosing to fight the war to the very last, to sacrifice all of the British Empire and their accumulated wealth instead of a Hitlerian peace in 1941 was however the right decision.
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NO TURKEY?!
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>potato famine joke
Hilarious. Surely this will invoke an aggressive and entertaining reaction from the Irishman.
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>>66580463
http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/manchester-live/manchester-free-live-stream.html

scroll down to the links and take ya pick lid
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potato famine
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>>66580382
If you think this is even vaguely different to shit that's been happening throughout history in every culture you're a fucking idiot. You just want the tradition christian golden years of the 40s/50s back because the grass is always greener and you've never lived in an authoritarian christian nation.
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>>66580207
lol I remember when the lads used to spray lynx on their willies in the changing room "for the girls" oh my dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz blud
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>>66580478
potato famine
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welcome to the northern powerhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMBFnGoo7o
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post machines
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>>66580478
Haha. Look at him go!
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>>66580411
this toime next yee-ah
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>>66580478
*sits patiently and watches to see if there is a reaction to be had*
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>>66580509
youre a fucking idiot mate
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>>66580398
>france

Nothing of value was lost
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>>66580398
>Nuklear
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50 sack in my sock i dont give a fuck
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just took loads of yellow bentines
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>>66580451
It ain't me
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>>66580558
Lad sticking his tongue out with the ginger hair is fucking yoked out
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Going to make a delicious bacon sarnie to forget the fact that I have school work due
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https://www.wired.com/2016/10/trumps-campaign-launching-nightly-news-show-facebook/
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>>66580540
>yfw Iceland arrives
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>>66580398
business idea: pretend to be french then bully putin so he nukes the real france
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>>66580592
>yellow bentines

"Are you a boz boz? Do you have any Yellow Bentines? I'll give you £20 for a Clarky Cap. I don't want my hand to feel like a week in a lead balloon. My friend got a bad crack handle, ended up on a negative blooty and had jessop jessop jessop."

speak english you fuckin' retards
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>>66580469
>Choosing to fight the war to the very last, to sacrifice all of the British Empire and their accumulated wealth instead of a Hitlerian peace in 1941 was however the right decision.

fuck off was it
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>>66580398
good thing they're never going to be used
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>>66579642
>there must be more to life
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>>66579964
yeah, what? it's mephedrone
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Imagine unironically not putting black tape over your webcam

Been doing it for years after someone posted a link on here with streams of hacked webcams
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Give me some Adult Work reviews, I liked that gimmick
>>
These nightclub pictures just prove how depressingly shit British culture is
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>>66580683
At least he's in the age of Dank Memes
>>
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>>66580713
cant wait to leave this country desu
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wish they would stop constantly redesigning the bbc news webpage

its never an improvement
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imagine hwdadiw pwd][wakihjjdwwdkn kdf

been doing it for years after awdjaefh uwjidfjadfnhhxbqvfgtfdjifoegjkhkweji
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>>66580715
wtf these look really old now
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>These nightclub pictures just prove how depressingly shit British culture is
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Left some life cereal in the bowl with milk for hours and it turned into porridge wew
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>u gonna gerrus a drink or wot
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>>66580697
those aren't webcams

those are internet CCTVs that shop keepers/homeowners keep unlocked
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>>66579817
3 inch lad?
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>>66580398
What utter bollocks. The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuke ever constructed at 50 MT and was only built to see if it was even possible, couldn't come even close to destroying a country.

Did you get this shite from Russia Today?
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>>66580737
remember when the BBC used to be dignified?
>>
Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith has resigned his seat in a protest against the government's backing for a new runway at Heathrow Airport.

His decision forces a by-election in his constituency of Richmond Park, where he will stand as an independent.

The Conservatives said they "disagreed" with Mr Goldsmith's decision but would not field a candidate against him.

hmm
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there's a literal ocean of people at the trump rally right now and he's not even there yet
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>>66580771
didn't bring my ID
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>>66580714

Tru tru family that lad will grow up one day and develop cancerous memes of his own

>>66580715
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>>66580802
>literal ocean
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>66580771
god no
>>
anyone wanna change my bed sheets?

cba
>>
>POODING
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are there really cities in the uk where whotes are a minority or is it just a meme?
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>>66580828
proverbial ocean*

there i fixed it
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>>66580776
No they weren't they were laptop and computer webcams in people's rooms...
>>
Lads you may think everyone in the babby discos are sober but I and my friendos drank 400ml of glens vodka (fucking rocket fuel) when attending them from 14-15. Knew lads who would take sniff before it and be buzzed like fuck. At 16 I went to over 18 ones and took crazy amounts of MDMA and alcohol and just danced like a spastic and started on people all night.
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>>66580738
hmm
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>u gonna gerrus anuda drink or wot
>>
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I'm With Her
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>>66580758
>KANGZ at the back looking in disgust
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>tfw Yanks changed the bad guys in Master and Commander from the Americans to the French.
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>>66579553
trannies are literally mentally ill individuals and should be handled as such
>>
>>66580837
whote pirde!
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>>66580837
it's just a meme
>>
>>66580676
You think surrendering to Hitler after the Battle of Britain was won would have been a good idea?

>image
Only supports what I said in that Britain was in no capacity able to go to war in 1939, and was moronic to do so.
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>>66580566
>as big as France
>as big

that means us you fucking spastic
>>
>building a new runway so people can get more connecting flights between the USA and Europe via Heathrow

ah yes lots of benefits for britain
>>
>>66580713
It's a global trend in the west, kids trying hard to be adults, but in all the bad ways.
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>>66580859
You okay Eirbro?
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>>66580758
Couldn't resist lad
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>>66580854
the asterisk should come before your correction
>>
>>66580828
well yanks are whales after all hahahaha
>>
>>66580906
such a janny thing to pick up on
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>>66580870
Looks like Chester
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>>66580837

London, Birmingham, Leicester
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>>66580919
shrieking
>>
>>66580921
im not from plymouth
>>
>>66580871
lol @ sanders, he used to have some big rallies back in the primaries huh?
>>
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>>66580919
Well, she's still on a direct course for Sennen
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>>66579746
I actually thought it was meow mix, becausr the song in the comercial goes

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow
>>
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>>66580879
No I think not giving a shit about what a country who means no ill will to us and wants to ally us does in Eastern Europe would have been a good idea.
>>
>>66580919
nice one
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hmm
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can you please STOP posting club pictures they're reminding me that I wasted my teenage years
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Ah yes lets teach kids how to be braindead slobs living for the weekend and getting smashed every week
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>No they weren't they were laptop and computer webcams in people's rooms...
>>
Runway poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11505077
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>>66580962
>exclusive under 18 clubbing
the state of britain
>>
>>66580961
I like beeef
I like liver
I like chicken in my dinner
>>
>>66580993
by going to underage club nights?
>>
>>66580962
Far too much tooth on her

Also
>under 18 clubbing

Even children aren't safe from the degeneracy
>>
>>66580837
No cities where whitea are a minority

White's are the majority in London and white brits the plurality but not even close to being the minority
>>
>>66580962
What an aesthetic, well built, well groomed respectable looking young man. Quite literally me as a young lad. Really like what he's wearing. Bet he beats up all the other runts in the babba disco.
>>
>>66580855
post link
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>>66580314
me in the blue jacket
>>
>>66580985
racist bigot etc
>>
>>66580875
Yeah we can't have the freedomians portrayed as the baddies, certainly not to redcoat goodies.
>>
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>>66580985
the so-called guardian
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>can you please STOP posting club pictures they're reminding me that I wasted my teenage years
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>>66580985
>>
when is this ruddy yank election. can't be fucked with any more of it
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and here we are
half past 8 in the evening
I can't get no sleep
>>
>>66580962
me on the left (took some pills beforehand lol)
>>
under 18 clubs are no different to school discos. just a cooler location.

although, sneaking off into the empty bits of schools during discos was pretty fun.
>>
>>66580963
>who means no ill will to us and wants to ally us

Despite the fact that they had forcibly annexed at least 2 of our allies unprovoked (both current and previous) and had been bombing us for 2 years, killing many civilians of course.

Unless you mean in 1939 instead of 1941, in which I support you.
>>
>>66580985
>girls look older than the are
"OH NO OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING OVER SEXUALISED"

>refugee lad looks older than he is
"HE'S A FUCKING ADULT GAS THE MUSLIMS RACE WAR NOW"
>>
>>66581003
why is it a big deal

can't cost that much relatively to build a terminal block and a big road
>>
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>>66580995
wonder whos behind this
>>
why the fuck is the third runway on Heathrow such a big news that it warrants the headline on the BBC world news site?
>>
ah yes the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""refugees"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>66581060
this one is just confusing, is that their mum?
>>
got told off by a normie twat girl lads

lmao
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBHAA6jcQtA
>>
might set up the auld play station 2 and play some gta san andreas
>>
>>66580398
>Tensions between the UK and Russia are at breaking point with prime minister Theresa May having recently blasted Putin for "undermining the West's efforts" to provide a political settlement in Syria.

haha typical woman always stirring the pot
>>
they say the joker is a wanted man
>>
>>66581130
what happened lad?
>>
>>66581072
two weeks from today
>>
>>66581055
it would have been better I think if the enemy crew spoke English.
its much better seeing their rivalry in the book
>>
>>66581098

£20 billion
>>
>>66581038
Complete tosh.

The English were 43% of the London population in 2011.
>>
>>66581124
nm, it isn't. somehow the page always loads the UK news first
>>
>>66580715
>the parents hang around in the kids night club
whats the point of even going if you can sniff some yey off some titties and take shots with the boys because your mums sitting across the room?
>>
>>66581126
The 'fugees?
>>
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>>66581036
In Florida there was a club that had an under 18 """festival/concert""" or someshit. Probably in Miami.
>>
>>66581055
>getting blamed for something we had no control over
is this what it feels like to be british?
>>
>>66581094
Yeah I mean in 1939 but us allying Poland in the first place was merely an anti-German policy, they were only our "ally" for means of pursuing anti-German foreign policy. Annexing Czechoslovakia was slightly uncalled for but Germany had a right to the Sudetenland and after that it was basically a failed state because all the banks and border defences were in the Sudetenland so Hitler may as well just have occupied it.
>>
Lads you may think everyone in the babby discos are sober but I and my friendos drank 400ml of glens vodka (fucking rocket fuel) when attending them from 14-15. Knew lads who would take sniff before it and be buzzed like fuck. At 16 I went to over 18 ones and took crazy amounts of MDMA and alcohol and just danced like a spastic and started on people all night.
>>
>>66580962
>balding at the age of 18
grim
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just something to roast your chestnut before I go lads

...have you ever thought what would happen if all money disappeared?

think on that one, get back to me in the morning
>>
the female of the species is more deadly than the male
>>
>>66581261
why don't you fuck off instead
>>
>>66581258
ahh yes ireland
>>
>>66581261
i'd be tens of thousands of pounds better off! waheyy
>>
>>66581229
>In Florida

Not the least bit surprised honestly
>>
>>66581186
Whites are 60% in London

If you visit, its more like 95% because the minorities live on the outskirts/in segregated areas
>>
>>66581179
I just want HBO to do a redcoat band of brothers during the Napoleonic wars and after the yanks grow to love the programme, they get shipped off to fight the Americans.

I just want to see how much the ratings of a popular programme drops once America is Introduced as the new baddie.
>>
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>>66581261
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Didn't know there was a Big Ben replica in Kolkata
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>>66581261
it would be extremely painful for jew
>>
>>66581333
lol its like a chode hahaa
>>
not enjoying the thread where everyone gangs up on americans
>>
>>66581316
they burn the whitehouse down in the ending ha ha
>>
>>66581333
I think you'll find that's the Elizabeth Tower you've posted there, Big Ben is in fact the name of the bell
>>
>>66581294
lmao you sheltered middle-class wanker
>>
>>66581258
>implying anyone on this website is autistic enough to think they'd be sober

Even the dances at my school were absolute trash.
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>>66581375
That's worth a few points on QI

best I can do
>>
>>66581375
reddit
>>
Been with girlfriend for 4 weeks now and we have sex pretty much 2-3 times a day and she smokes weed and is rly open minded, super chill and appreciates all stuff i'm into
>>
>>66581412
font
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>>66581430
>>66581430
>>66581430
>>66581430

New
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>>66581412
I'm sorry to hear that
>>
>>66581241
I meant Poland and France, but Czechoslovakia works in this context as well.
>I mean in 1939

Well in which case I support your case, us and France taking an interest in Germany brutalising Poland and subsequently the USSR should have been none of our concern, no matter how much we might disapprove.

It would be interesting to consider how the world would look today with Russia, Eastern Europe and China Partitioned between the axis, along with the British and French Empires surviving.
>>
>>66581412
guarantee she wants an open relationship before summer 2017
>>
>>66581412
It'll hurt all the more when she breaks up with you
>>
>>66581237
Yes, but we can take it, we're the hero Earth deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>
>>66581432
>>66581462
>>66581478
>>66581482
yes thank u for the optimism and support
>>
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This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Britain
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>>66580837
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>>66581316
Yanks are self hating and would love it.
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