>you wake up in america

>Amigo! nooo no me dispares... noooo!!!
>*muere*

>>66577860
>gets shot
>shooter gets sued because I am white

>you wake up in Argentina
>AMIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO

>get shot

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>eat a frozen burger
>brush my teeth
>strap a milk crate to my bike
>get arrested

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/01/florida-man-behind-bars-for-having-milk-crate.html

>>66577860
>Thank God I'm in America

>>66578010
you have to go back

>>66577955
DAME LA MOCHILA

>>66578028
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

I go to Chicago and join Polish mafia if there is any, if not then I start it

>>66577955
>you wake up in America

CHI

>>66577978
>http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/01/florida-man-behind-bars-for-having-milk-crate.html

It says it was stolen from a local business retard. Is stealing a crime in Poland, or is it tolerated as the only way to survive?

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>be american
>go to a water park
>get beheaded because not fat enough

>>66578145
>>get beheaded

We use guns, that's more of a yuropoor thing.

>mfw this makes me want to whip out my glock and shoot soda cans right now
I can.
Gobbless AMERICA.

>>66577978
> see mexican with a milk crate on bike
>assume he stole it
Americans are unironically racist.

>>66578134
They gotta get to work somehow, and they can't do it without a car.

>>66578178
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/11/caleb-schwab-decapitated-waterslide-kansas-theme-park-source-says

in america, i heard that if you steal a policeman's badge you become the policeman

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>when yr korean and wake up in japan