/brit/

please kill me before I kill myself out of loneliness

>>66577288
sound meal plan lad! will go for it

>>66577286
That is so sad and pathetic.

>>66577286
holy shit she can flip a burger does that mean she's evolving?

Are zac resigned

anyone got their ears pierced?
need to ask a question

there are likely to be literal children ITT with parents born in the 80s

>my dad was 39 and my mum was 21 when they conceived me

ah yes

>>66577365
no that's gay

>>66577286
>she rode a bike and read a map in 1995
clearly presidential material. That's hilarious that anybody would print that.

only fools and horses is not funny

HAHA HE FELL INTO THE BAR THAT WAS OPEN HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLLLLLL

>>66577391
nice

third runway is an awful idea

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really glad black mirror s3e1 ended with this implication

>both parents were 25 when i was born
>i am 25 and have never had a gf and still live at home

evens I get a 'nos
odds I get nothing

>>66577322
meet me at kilburn high st station in 30 minutes and I'll cave your face in

International flights aren't included in our carbon emissions lmao

>>66577449
2 star post
not all that meaningful.

>my dad was 84 and my mum was 17 when they conceived me

ah yes

wish i was a normie lads

>>66577449
are 2 first season worth watching?

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>The mysterious hexagon at Saturn's northern pole has changed colour from blue to gold, scientists have said.

The Saturnian war factories are now online

>>66577456
there's still time

big fan of:
>keane
>oasis
>blur
>the verve
>snow patrol

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>>66577456

>parents got married and owned their own home when they were 19
>i am 25 and have never had a gf and still live at home

>>66577526
very brave of you to choose to be born

The 10th president of the USA (born 1790) has 2 living grandsons

>>66577535
umm... probably more britain specific

ye they're good though

>>66577536
its also rotated a bit what do you think that means?

>>66577536
this confirms a flat earth

>>66577548
Noice

>>66577526
rasheed

>>66577535
it's alright

some of the episodes are really shit though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-vzLj3mNqo

Good vid, must watch xoxoxo

Anyone remember this tune? ''Twas a big one in Ireland back in the day

https://youtu.be/3FnJDsvjtMg

>>66577566
haha you dont choose to be born you fucking yank haha

*looks in the mirror*

state of it

>>66577449
her ideal man when she was looking to rent that apartment thing was black too

has charlie brooker gone off the deep end with racemixing now he has a paki wife?

>>66577530
same haha

cant even imagine what life would be like if i was

very weird to think about haha

>posting the link once

FUCK OFF I was sat in the london powerhouse thread

>>66577610
hello you cunt

>>66577622
was it released at the same time when you were all STARVING FROM NO FUCKING POTATOES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>66577391
my dad was 30 and my mum was 29

Rupert Murdoch had a daughter when he was 72

>>66577650
blacked mirror

>>66577536
Hopefully these extra terrestrial invaders have got a couple of good things up their proverbial sleeves for the ole ball bag

>>66577610
oh come on that lad on the left is a girl

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>tfw Ed gets mistaken for Hillary's sex fixer

>>66577365
No I'm not a bender

>>66577610
is this what happens when american """culture"" starts to corrupt the locals?

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Gonna wank to this nazislag

>>66577717
but what if he is?

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>>66577717
*stares at you*

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>>66577656
was watching a show called blue mountain state about a bunch of turbo normie footballers partying and fucking and smoking weed. thought to myself what that would be like, you dont even see a computer in this show they're always together with other people drinking and having fun. gotta wonder what that life is like. even if other people wanted to be around me, and i wanted to be around them, i dont think i could handle it 24/7 but i know normies just like that who are always in social situations. feels like im watching a documentary on a new species sometimes when i see this shit

>>66577741
qt

I'm really into school shooter fashion at the moment

Really liking Dylann Roofs style desu

>>66577741
would gas some jews with her if you know what I mean

I would fucking destroy Katie price

Her porno was one of my first wanks as I recall

need to couple with a woman ASAP

>>66577770
know this feeling well desu

>>66577785
LOL so funny great meme good job upvoted

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>>66577786
same

when do the screeners get released online again

>>66577707
good post

>>66577770
fun fact that show was filmed on the campus of my college

>>66577846
are these all mass shooters except kev?

>>66577490
>kilburn
hello darkness my old friend

the more I come here the more I realise how Reddit these threads are

>>66577449
post tits in brassiere

>>66577902
yeah they browse /fa/

in the middle of a massive attack binge

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>>66577785

>>66577902
yeah this pic was taken back at the annual school shooter convention in 2015

>>66577610
Should have aborted the poor cunt.

>>66577449
what would your rating be lad?

>>66577902
Dylann Roof on the far right
The rest are autists from r/streetwear

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>I listen to massive runtack

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:3

>>66577887
I know it's fictional, and dramatised, and you're a snow frenchist, but is there absolutely any truth to the way yank colleges are with regards to frat houses and footballers and all the shit they do on that show?

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slav gf when lads?

>>66577536
the jovians have chosen their pope

>>66577715
no. boys are just prettier than girls

fucks sake I cant say anything round here without getting dora'd

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>>66577407
HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR, STEW

HE WAS VERTICAL
AND THEN
HE WAS HORIZONTAL

AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED EVER

Considering some job offers lads.

£53k in Cambridge or 137k Australian dolaroos (about £85k) in Sydney?

>>66578014
oh i figured it was photoshopped

are you telling me that the giraffe actually looks like that?

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shan't be opening this

>>66578023
southern fairy

>>66578051
what age are you ?

>>66577525
which rockies?.

>>66577998
1: B+
2: B
3: A-
4: A+
5: B+
6: A

r8 the whole series but need to be in the mood

>>66578033
Slavs will never get past quality control

>>66578023
nuts in chocolate is fucking rank

>>66578034
had a little chuckle at this one

>>66578033
kidnap her

>>66578051
hope that's for a junior position lad

>>66578059
nah he doesn't
t. friends with him on facebook

>>66577525
saw my oneitis being fingered in the corner of a club in year 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8EPMeu1X8

me talking to the runts

>>66578025
yes but that frat dorm culture is only present at anglophone higher education institutions in north america

western, queens, bishops in canada all have really hardcore fratbro drinking culture

its revolting and way too americanised for me

>love chocolate raisins
>would love to have it in bar form
>all you can get is fruit and nut

eugh

>>66578061
i posted this post in the old thread

>>66578095
nah I mean on the phone app in the first episode

you get a rating out of 5 based on your social status

tried a sample of a £50 chocolate bar once and it tasted like shit

£1 lidl chocolate is heaps and bounds better

>>66578023
"carefully selected"

>>66578127
oi oi boys let's down our unlimited refillable cokes haha

>>66578127
me on the left

they call me the pussy destroyer

You ever miss fuelled? (putting wrong fuel in your car)

>>66578127
right looks like a propa slag in the making

>>66578168
haha oh yeah
well i reckon about 3.6, inoffensive but unremarkable and i never say anything rude

wbu

>>66578065
>>66578101
>>66578211
Hmmmm jealous much? ;3

>>66578127
>u18 club nights

did anyone actually go to thos things?

>>66578226
you can tell they have the boss and mentally challenged lanky sidekick who does all the work vibe going on

>>66578025
its exaggerated but ye thats not too far off from a larger american school

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>>66578226
that kid must be a double decker bus

>>66578099
>>66578117
just been, not much to shout about

>>66578127
>>66578226

Under 18 clubs are fucking grim. CANNOT comprehend the people who got all mad for them in school.

>>66578138
Rock hard rn

>>66578082
27

>>66578121
Well, both are Microfluidics Engineer positions, not Senior Microfluidics Engineer positions.

I have three years of experience tbqh.

>tfw work wanna send me to yankland for 2 years

all expenses paid, house, food allowance, car, 4g, etc.

but then again i'd have to go to yankland

>>66578295
dunno 2bh don't know what score you start with but I don't really speak to many people so it would stay around what it came as

>>66578319
egy

>>66578309
the other rope is taught

>>66578229
Yes, but the car got like, super high performance so I only put it in now for special occasions

what's the point of an underage night club?

they cant drink in there, can they?

whats the fucking point lol

>>66578342

FOB

>>66578168
Reckon I would be a 2.51

>>66577865
award season

>>66578342
Go. Call it an expedition to the colonies that's why I'm in Didgeriyankland

I'm salt of the earth me, I would take a 20p bar of cooking chocolate from aldi over any of that posh foreign muck from waitrose any day of the week me

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Is this what happened to all those missing /brit/ lads?

>>66578361
exactly
who the fuck would want to be in a club sober lmao

>>66578342
where in america?

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>>66577286
One Of them sub-edition

>tfw Hilary has literally had sex with Trump and they're both waiting for the right moment to drop the sex tape

>>66578367
nobody in this thread would be above a 3.5

>>66578342
where in yankland

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Why me

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>>66578403

RIP maisiebro

>>66578426
man up cunt

>>66577350
I remember some really awful ad her campaign ran about how she's "just like your Abeula" (Spanish for grandmother) as some hamfisted attempt to court Mexican voters.

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>>66578342
it's nice here

>>66578023
can we share?

I miss decent cheese.

>>66578434
Something about this picture is off. Low ceiling or very high dresser? hmm

>>66578226
unironically look a bit like the lad on the right

used to be a lot worse, he clearly has an underbite and mine was corrected so now it looks a lot better, clearly this lad has an underbite too

but one side of my face is still noticeably larger than the other and it's especially pronounced in photos, I only really notice it in the mirror if I look long enough

I wonder if I look to other people how I look in photos or how I look at myself in the mirror

if it's the former and a fucking ugly twat and if it's the latter I'm quite handsome

>>66578411

hillary is a lesbian

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>>66578445
fuck off

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anyone want a chip?

>>66578407
>>66578420
not sure desu

>>66578454
questionable

>>66578513
yeah I'll have one

*grabs 15 with one hand*

whoops they were stuck together

>>66578505
Hilary is a rapist, sex is a tool and a weapon for her. Straight, gay, consensual, all just words used by children who don't understand the power behind the act

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Who's up to put their fish into my potato ? :3

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literally patrick bateman

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/rurik-jutting-murders-hong-kong-killings-sex-worker-torture-beheading-confession-video-a7378851.html

>>66578403
She's been doing this shit for months on old school runescape. pretty mental these lads but i hope one of them takes their suicide pact with her seriously and kills her first.

https://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/59c3ou/extra_life_is_almost_here_join_us_on_november_5th/d978zki/

really makes you think

>>66578491
ceiling for sure
look above the door

>>66578535
Me and my black gf

Btw that cunt in the back looks about 40 and addicted to coke

>>66578513
yeah go on mate cheers
*grabs four of the crispy ones and takes half your ketchup with it*

>>66578543
this is a great post

i'd read it over and over

I would be a 4+

>>66578552
bit gay
>>66578557
>old school runescape
fuck ive been playing that

going to PK that bitch when i see her

>>66578555
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/rurik-jutting-murders-hong-kong-killings-sex-worker-torture-beheading-confession-video-a7378851.html

>Rurik Jutting

Ah yes very British

>>66578552
Meet me in lyon 5 weeks tomorrow

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>>66578535
S H E
K N O W S

how old do you have to be to get into one of those under 18 night clubs

because in some of these pics the kids honestly look like fucking four year olds

>>66578665
think that's a midget

>>66578665
I went one of these when I was 12 but it was supposed to be 13-17 year olds

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>>66578477
Umm, sure. Close your eyes and open your hands!

*gives you this*

:3

>>66578555
Except he's an ugly fat gimp with a punchable voice and a gay daddy boys name, he also got caught with his first murder

Unlikeable character

>>66578689
OUTTA MY WAY VIETNAMESE FUCKING SHITS

>>66578689
absolute dominance

anyone want some gum?

something going on in the distance

can't tell if its a demolition or gunshots

>>66578757
Take that back, Patrick Batesman is literally the model that all modern americans aspire to be.

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>>66578403
she's on /soc/
>>24493412

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>>66578552
Do French boys like British boys?

>>66578725
greedy cunt

you're supposed to savour chocolate

>>66578790
>>>/soc/24493412

do you mean this? testing for myself

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>the Calais jungle has been demolished, all the migrants moved to other centres across France

>>66578722
Putting 13-17 year olds in the same club seems like a bad idea. Over here it went from 12-14 14-16 and by the time your 16 everyone went to the over 18 ones.

>>66578779
the jungle being demolished

>>66578738
Me on the left

>offer someone a food item
>yes please!
>they go in for a single one
>others stuck to it
>they spend forever trying to break them apart
>leave you with a piece of food that they have mauled with their nasty fingers

I honestly don't mind if I know someone is clean, but if you're a dirty bastard just take the ones stuck to it!

>>66578779
fireworks you dickhead

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>>66578689
mark the absolute fucking madman

>>66578757
From the picture of him when he was young he looks aesthetic but then got fat as he got older

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>>66578821
people are killing themselves over that?

>>66578845
no its like someone smashing about a fence or something

completely different to fireworks, why are there fireworks going on anyway

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ALRIGHT
recommend me a pizza to order

>>66578785
I was referencing this rurik jutting character

>>66578801
I did for the first few squares but it was too yummy and I couldn't help myself

>>66578826
bigot

>>66578851
the weak should fear the strong

>>66578722
lel which 17 year old in their right mind would go to a club like that where you're not allowed to drink and where there'll be 13 year olds running about

by the time you're 16, most people either get fake IDs and go to real clubs, or get fucked at house parties

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Just ate half a pasta bake, quite want to eat the other half now but im currently watching my calorie intake and itll take me way over.

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Why didn't Britain help us at the Alamo?

>>66578888
chili chutney and mango

>>66578821
yeah thats it. NZ women are fucking nutters

>>66578876
me sticking the thumb up

>>66578790
>fan of Nietzsche

Ah yes I'm so surprised the Nietzsche drone doesn't believe in any form of morality and thinks they are intrinsically superior to other people. Hopefully she meets the same fate as him fucking gook. Wish the Kiwis had done a better job finishing off their indigenous retards like the Aussies did.

IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE

WHEN YOU KNOW THE REASONS WHY

CITIZENS WE FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT

>>66578892
oh sorry my bad

>>66578920
we forgot


that's why the popular american phrase "remember the almo" exists

Lads, do any of you post selfies? I want to update my profile pictures and I usually go with the unsuspecting photograph with a mate but it hasn't happened of recent.

Should I go through and upload a selfie?

>>66578552
I am, I'm guessing your bottoming right?

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want gf to kiss and cuddle and watch films with haha waheyyy what a bender haha

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>>66578862
Very aesthetic, not a spudheaded cunt at all

Some black slag at uni tried to rip my Rhodesia flag and Confederate flag patches off my jacket. She's convinced everyone i'm a neo-nazi. Absolutely fuming.

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Which one of you lads was this?

>>66578881
because chavs are buying them and letting them off

just realised I haven't wanked in 3 days

>>66578757
He got caught with his second murder

>>66578689
Mark "He died cause he was slant-eyed" Cavendish

white chav kids outside are setting off fireworks and shouting allahu akhbar

thought that meme was internet-only

>>66579036
mongy eye

>>66579036
me on the right with the glass eye

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>>66579021

edgy

>>66579019
Is this true? If you're ugly please stop embarrassing yourself and remove them yourself. If you're attractive keep it up.

>>66579036
>>66578876
These are fucking grim.
Why do they all look like they have learning disabilities

>>66579043
why today? is it bonfire night or something?

>>66578725
Aha you got me, okay, my turn, close your eyes

*rams my massive cock into your mouth*

:3

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tfw britain disregarded the american colonies as nothing more than insignificant tripe
tfw the revolutionary war was easily won
tfw we turned into the greatest superpower the world has ever seen

>>66578888
Anchovies, tuna and red onion

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almost time for bed

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>>66579012
Ahh yes did you even read my post you paddy twat

This is him when he was young

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>>66579036
BEHOLD THE DAWN OF TRUE BRILLIANCE!

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Just told me mate Gable about this poisonivylul chick. She seems like his type

>>66579021
What's your fucking problem you little punk

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stop looking at porn lads

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Might sit by the door with a beer and sweets on Halloween to impress the teenagers

I'll get the respect I deserve

I've heard that every time you take a breath, a wage slave dies.

oh my god.

Oh my fucking god.

I've just emailed a reaction image instead of my CV to a potential job. FOR FUCK SAKE.

There's no way of recalling emails is there? BOLLOCKS. I literally hate myself.

>>66579123
http://pastebin.com/Zz1iwaFJ

>>66579154
Shan't be reading this pal

>>66579154
ahh yes can't wait to read all of this!

>>66579036
These are the kind of runts who'd start on you and then when you square up run and get their mates, I remember it all too well as a young lad

>>66579168
if you're on gmail you can

>>66577449
So, basically BLACK Mirror is just Britain in nutshell with it's obsession with "le_dystopian_scenarios" and niggers?

>>66579182
absolutely will not be clicking this

>>66579100
why do I have to be attractive to defend freedom of expression and truth?

Might get a swastika patch, see how the normies like that.

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>dominos is fucking shit unless you get the BBQ base which is slightly less shit but just tastes like sugar
>papa johns tastes of nothing and is expensiver
>paki shop does awful pizza

what is the solution

>>66579212
How. Quickly, please, how do I do this?

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>>66579036
That's it I fucking lost it

>>66579109
*Calls the police and reports you for rape, watches from the dock eating Waitrose choccy as you go down for 20 years*

;3

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WATCH IT CHRISSY

>>66579168
>>66579231
Gmail you can recall up to 30 seconds after you send it

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>>66579153
>he doesn't insult people he doesn't know online to cover up his own insecurities

>>66579231
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-undo-a-sent-email-in-gmail-2013-12?IR=T

>>66579226
me on the left (taking the piss)

>>66579267
heh heh

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why are under 18 clubs a thing?

fuck is going on with society

>>66579222
Seems like you're the one obsessed mate

>>66579154
ahahaha oh my god you actually read that didnt you

absolute weapon

>>66579160
Great post, hope you find the respect you deserve

>>66579226
his left eye looks sad

whos this agatha girl la

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>>66579222
>Russia
>Calling other counties dystopian

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>>66579168

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>>66579272
I'm fucked, it's been like 8 minutes, only noticed about 2 minutes ago.

Emailed this for fuck sake. Please find my CV attached and a picture of Rapey Bill.

Should I resend with an apology?

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>parents, recently retired, just spaffed £500k on a new house

wish these normie twats would stop pissing away my inheritance

>>66579228
>expensiver

Dominos and Papa Johns are the same price. Papa Johns is nicer if you want a good pizza, Dominos is good if you want to pig out. Local kebab/pizza shops are good if you're adding pizza as an extra with kebab or burger.

lads can we all just have a bit of a laugh at this cunt please

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>>66579168
>Looking for new Employees
>Fucking boring
>Application, Application, Appli-
>...image?
>...oh hell that's hilarious, it's just like one those things on reddit.
>reply that Im looking forward to his real application
>That lad just jumped to the top of my hire list.

Should I buy a camcorder, lads? Or is it not worth it unless you're buying 4K?

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Some lad just sent me this as a CV.

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>>66579307
Hmm, maybe those Calais migrants were children after all

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>>66579103
>Why do they all look like they have learning disabilities
It's called "British genetics"

>>66579307
lmao those black lads are definitely NOT under 18 haha

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>>66579329
property is the best place to keep money these days

that house will be worth £1m in 20 years

ooooo baby do you know what that's worth
oooooo heaven is a place on earth

>>66579352
a what????

>>66579226
>One eye on the potential shag, one eye on the backup shag

Don't mind most of you Yanks.

MOST.

>ordered takeaway past 3 nights
>twice from same place
>very rarely order so much but I have weed
>want a pizza tonight
>don't want to order from that place a third time

The delivery guy is a lonely looking balding guy in his 50's. Don't know why I care so much.

>>66579376
a device used for filming video

>>66579099
Fuck you, fleg waving prick.

>It's funny how I find myself in love with you
>If I could buy my reasoning I'd pay to lose
>One half won't do
>I've asked myself
>How much do you commit yourself?
>It's my life
>Don't you forget
>It's my life
>It never ends

>>66579265
*breaks out of prison and rapes your cute arse knowing you love it*

:3

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the gf

>>66579373
literally not seen one non-mongy looking spiv in these photos

>>66579318
kek, post proof

They won't take you seriously now, just give up on it.

literally just realised that I'm 21 and no longer even a teenager lads haha fuck sake

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>irish """"""men"""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxImMxR3Yq8

Lads this complete runt just sent me a picture of Bill Clinton instead of a CV lads.

Should I invite him to the interview anyway?

>>66579371
but they'll be dead in 5

>>66579021
Your parents probably abused you as a child, or you're just shit

>>66579373
that kid looks mental haha

Currently: NEED a paki gf

just imagine those warm juices flowing from her flaps of roast beef as you eat her out like a sunday night buffet

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the gf

>>66579446
are those fucking stab holes in his shirt

what a hard cunt

>>66579373
why does everyone point at each other in nightclub pictures? what are they trying to say?

>>66579441
What do you mean?

Do you just want a screenie of the email? If that's what you mean then sure. Text is:


'Dear XX

I am writing to apply for the position of xx.

Please find my CV and cover letter attached.

Kind regards

Anon'

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Can alcohol melt your tongue? I swear cheap cider is burning through a part of mine, without fail I'll wake up the next day with a sore red patch at the front

>>66579168
which one was it

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Alright which do you lads think is better?

>Anchovy, chorizo sausage, roasted garlic, mushrooms and Parmesan
possibly subbing jalapenos instead of mushrooms

or

>Pineapple, bacon, jalapeno, goat cheese

>>66579454
so keep the house and live in it or rent it out until the market is booming again

>trying to be more social
>always end up enjoying myself when I do go out
>get laid now and again
>all around enjoy it
>mates keep asking me to do stuff with them
>keep finding new ways to say no
>sit at home and get stoned
>they're asking less and less

Ahh yes, very good anon, it's like you want to be alone for the rest of your life

dont like the number 30

>>66579446
are all anglo teeth like that
damn i haven't brush my teeth in like 5 month and yet I have a good breath-smell and they're kinda white

why does literally every single one of these kids look like mongs

not even just regular ugly people, the majority of them legitimately look deformed (like the guy with the fucked up eye)

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>>66579446
I agree 100% with what he says

>>66579429
*Moans softly*

anon, d-don't, I-I'm a boy

;3

>>66579485
surprised he hasn't actually been stabbed to death yet the annoying little poofter

>>66579497
yeah do a screenshot lad, plus tell us who you were applying to

>>66579373
fucking hell

>>66579497
You're Fired!

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