/brit/

wahey boys

>>66572931
imagine all the nonces subscribed to her

The way you all idolise mosley makes me sick. He stands against everything british: freedom, liberty and the ideals that emerged from the glorious revolution.

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Signed onto the dole again lads, c-can't wait for those f-free monies haha

London is unironically the best place in the UK

when people say "best" friend, do they mean that they have one person who they consider to be their friend, and everybody else is just an aquaintance whom's presence is merely tolerated?

just got a match from this 8/10 24 year old

been getting a lot of 7s and 8s lately

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Ladies and Gentlemen of /brit/, this is the thread dog for the Evening, Sir Ruffington the Third. Please dispense pets at your leisure.

>He lives in the UK and doesnt live in Edinburgh or London

Howling. I hear Mad Max just got released in at the cinema near you.

Which colour?

http://www.asos.com/asos/asos-ultimate-oversized-pullover-hoodie/prd/6659744?iid=6659744&clr=Purple&SearchQuery=oversized%20hoodie&pgesize=36&pge=0&totalstyles=42&gridsize=3&gridrow=10&gridcolumn=1
http://www.asos.com/asos/asos-ultimate-oversized-pullover-hoodie/prd/6659766?iid=6659766&clr=Navy&SearchQuery=oversized%20hoodie&pgesize=36&pge=0&totalstyles=42&gridsize=3&gridrow=10&gridcolumn=2
http://www.asos.com/asos/asos-ultimate-oversized-pullover-hoodie/prd/6659756?iid=6659756&clr=Grey&SearchQuery=oversized%20hoodie&pgesize=36&pge=0&totalstyles=42&gridsize=3&gridrow=11&gridcolumn=1

>>66573063
it must remind you of home what with all the immigrants and such

>>66573077
*kicks doggo hard in the ribs*

>>66573051
She's 17 you mong

>>66573066
Trump was so fucking bad in those debates, does he even have any advisers or what

>>66573066
and behind trump it says, BTFO

>>66573053
Fuck the revolution.
There is more than one aspect of Britain

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>>66573053
I idolise Churchill and that probably makes you even more sick lad

>>66573111
doesn't matter she still looks and acts like an 11 year old

>>66573083
very good post

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Well lads?

>Strip naked in bathroom
>Slip on a sick nas track
>Goosebumps, skin shivering, allowing the shower to warm up
>can't wait to warm up in the shower
>place hand in shower reluctantly
>freezing cold
>have a freezing cold shower

The fucking treasonous cunt that used up all the hot water will fucking HANG

Edinburgh is a meme

>>66573094
don't care

>>66573147
Postman Pat

>>66573053
They lack meaning in their lives and think worshipping a "what if" figure will fix something

>>66573168
Gave me a hardy

>>66573113
He was great, Hillary came off as a bitter old harpy spouting the same rhetoric people have been hearing for years now.

>>66573119
do one you jf cunt, you clearly know fuck all about British values

>>66573168
>the absolute state of irish plumbing
not making fun of those poles now are you haha

>>66573145
>>66573083
Statistically these posters are not white

>>66573168
>using up all the hot water

never understood this meme

>>66573168
I'll warm you up by giving a proper bum ;) Then my hot liquids will cleanse you and allow you to be clean

The 'predicament' as I have referred to it fondly. And if the 'predicament' was personified it would have a blackened heart, reaping death, wrath and pestilence amongst all those unfortunate enough to kneel and submit in its wake.

>>66573108
Ah yes the Kick the unofficial National Mascot in the side game. I did that in 2014 when I got to meet a Bison. Pity though, it gored me right afterwards.

redpill me on dariara gentoo

>>66573204
>Phone posting

Shocker that a poorthener can't use a computer. Your whole county still use the local library?

If the SNP really hated the english why they support major infrastructural investment at Heathrow ???

>>66573226
*spreads cheeks, welcoming you inside*

>>66573182
How about a blowy?
*opens mouth wide and braces for impact*

>>66573218
Hot boy ;)

>>66573203
What's that? You want to insert your pole into me? Me Arse cheeks are wide open love, but you'll have to share

>>66573218
Turn the boiler on
Boiler heats cold water, sends water to tank

Hot water inside tank goes to taps
Hot water inside tank is finite

I have to wait half an hour to get hot water

>>66573326
Bender

>>66573332
>not having a back boiler

>>66573278
actually i'm so rich that i use my phone to shitpost while i watch you runts squabble on my 4K TV

(how did you know i phone post lol x)

>>66573326
Looks like 3 people want to bum you?

>>66573332
>not having one f those source point heaters for infinite hot water

>>66573350
>not having a bunny boiler
you a bent cunt or what?

>>66573268

soccer

>>66573278
>poortherners
>books

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>>66573147
Howling lads
Ahahahhahhahaahahahhaahahh

why is Scotland allowed to have its own parliament ?

English being cucks much?

>>66573350
don't know what that is

>>66573365
i did not have power over the construction of my house

>>66573360
the phone auto capitalises the first letter of the sentence you turbo runt

going to cook this for my imaginary gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIvR2X9H3nY

>>66572931
adorable

>Go to Waitrose to get some stuff in before I go home because it's the nearest shop to work
>In a rush and the manned tills are all busy so use the self-scan one
>It doesn't even have a scale, they just trust you not to nick anything
>Got a free cup of tea and a coffee of the telegraph
>Their essential own brand stuff and branded goods are basically the same price as other supermarkets
>You can pick like 20 things to get money off on each time you shop there

Why don't YOU shop at Waitrose, /brit/? You.... do live in an area with a Waitrose, right...?

>>66573414
Labour

>>66573414
regional parliaments are pointless

>>66573433
>phone poster
binned

>>66573204
Incredible post

>>66573390
Lol it's happy for the guys
I fucked my date in her gold dress out in the trees near the parking lot of the villa the school rented

>>66573415
>A back boiler is a device which is fitted to a residential heating stove or open fireplace to enable it to provide both room heat and domestic hot water or central heating. The device is a water filled heat exchanger enclosed at the rear of the burning chamber with a hot water output at the top of the chamber and a cold water feed at the bottom.

>>66573410
The only book permitted in London is the koran.

>>66573426
wish my gf wasn't a fucking vegetarian

> american recipes
NO THANK YOU

>>66573484
there are many fine american chefs out there lad

Business idea: make some sweet pastry and gorge myself on it

got quite liberal views 2bh but can't call myself a liberal because of these yank uni tumblr cunts

>>66573470
He can't afford mobile data either
Lol no wonder you can't shop at Waitrose. Pleb.

watching the simpsons episode where they fuck in public

it was always weird watching this episode as a 8 year old.

>>66573465
t. guy who is obvlivious to german federalism and the fucking united states (plural)

>>66573545
not as weird as the one were marge gets breast implants

>>66573505
Just a big nugget of sweet pastry?

>the waitrose shill is back
ahhhhhhhh yes

>>66573509
>got quite liberal views 2bh
kill yourself

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lucozade lad became a normie

>>66573545
what episode?

>>66573630
>sober
>beard has got worse

>>66573569
That was the episode when I realised it went shit and I was only about 12 when I watched it

>>66573569
>post-2000 simpsons

Doing a cheeky sick day

(not actually sick)

>>66573665
black man on the phone.jpg

>>66573630
>Became
He was always a normie, he got addicted to booze because he was drinking it in social situations

>>66573630
I wonder if these lads will ever get that opportunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_lTYQlEMg

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Britbongs,
We just caught this image off of the coast of New Hampshire on a direct course for Sennen.

We believe that she is fleeing the country because her candidate of choice won't win.

We advise that if we can't stop her, that you make appropriate preparations. God Be with you.

It's time to smash runts and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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>Fat girl at work again commenting on other people's weight as if she's not got bigger arms than me
>Mfw

waiting for the new agatha video lads
https://twitter.com/threemilkT/status/790660114722283520

>6'2 bloke with a beard comes into work
>Asks to speak to my manager
>Literally has the voice of a 13-year-old girl
Face aches like fuck trying not to smile or laugh

Ah yes

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>>66573426
Can make a similar meal with lamb shanks, which I do quite often. Good quality lamb shanks aren't difficulty to come by here either. Different case with ribs as they're mostly an American food.

There's a really easy way to do red wine braised lamb shank that even a downie could do. Want the recipe?

do you shave your pubes lads?

>>66573637
season-9-episode-25-natural-born-kissers

>>66573569
Haven't seen that one

>>66573720
*gives u some of my trident layers*

>>66573746
yes pls

Ordered pizza and garlic bread tonight, laddies

PARTY DOWN YALL

>>66573748
ye

are tie-die shirts still hip?

>>66573484
FONT

>>66573326
Can I bum you too lad?

>>66573258
Yeah, because you didn't kick a turkey

>>66573732
Get a tape measure. Silently come up to her, wrap around her bicep, measure, then measure yourself right in front of her.

If she bitches, just tell her you were measuring for possible gains.

>>66573748
Ye and my bum and my legs because that's how my bf likes it

>>66573717
blowing up another oil rig as we speak

>>66573769
might join you

>>66573832
And bum him?

>>66573887
wahey wahey wahey

wahey WAHEY . . . wahey

W A H E Y

feeling properly naughty...might make myself some cheese on toast tonight

I know, I know, I have the dirtiest mind but sometimes you just can't help it

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>Ordered pizza and garlic bread tonight, laddies

>>66573732
Worked a week at a residential job site in the middle of nowhere 2 weeks ago. The homeowner's daughter was about 350ish pounds with no chin and some kind of brain disorder. She was coherent but clearly very slow. The type you keep locked away so nobody can see your shame.

Bitch followed me around all fucking week while I was trying to work complimenting me shirt (just a basic t-shirt with the company logo, covered in dirt) and my work truck and the quality of my work, etc.

Cannot STAND runts who have loud phone conversations in public. The only thing stopping me from giving them the heeming of a lifetime is the law of the land.

getting my daily dose of /x/ and /pol/

>>66573930
did you JUST meme me? did you just fucking do that??? I'll bash ye fuckin head in ye wee eaghraghahnehagh

>>66573926
I hope you're adding some worcestershire sauce to that

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>>66573665
>>66573681

>runts who complain about other people's mannerisms
cannot BEAR them

Wonder if there's anyone who makes a habit of phoning up government offices to ask to speak to the prime minster or president to sort out their problems. people at my office frequently try to go straight to the chief exec because they're either entitled/batshit or clueless.

alright lads stevo here haha
looking for deano is he in here?
not replying to my snapchat the mentalist

>>66573926
maybe add in some tomato or chutney you filthy animal

Do I cook a healthy, cheap, tasty dinner - or do I order an expensive shitty fattening pizza?

decisions, decisions

>>66573992
maybe I am the kind of filthy minded sassenach to do just that

>>66574035
Could beat the shit out of you

>>66573826
It might make it worse. If she drinks enough of it, she could start an internal combustion cycle that utilizes the exhaust in her ass to create an Ad Hoc Jet.

Going for an indian with the missus lads

Trying to decide between having a butter chicken or sharing a thali with her

>>66574009
Kek, same at my work.

Somebody drafts a response and sends it out with the chief exec's name on and they always think they got a response from the chief exec, the chief exec who earns several million pounds a year personally looked into their case.

makes me lel

>>66573992
Worcester sauce? ARe you a literal retard? Watch out guys, the retard might try and flick shit at us

>>66574008
AWLRIGHT LOVE YEH IM ON DE TUBE NOW ILL BE HOME IN A BIT YESH? WHATS FOR DIN DINS TONIGHT OH MEAT PIES HOW WONDERFUL BABE

There is a human civilization who have been living underground for thousands of years, they're spiritual folk who live off the fungi and cave water. Their immune system is a lot better than ours and they have a fear of the surface or maybe in the long time they have been living there they have forgotten the existence of a surface.

>>66573961
did you hit that?

>>66574078
Chicken dhansak mate

>>66574047
and some black pepper and paprika

>>66574083
>he doesn't flavour his cheese on toast to perfection

https://twitter.com/portraitgrip/status/786920762200449024?s=09

Would probably commit if this happened to me desu

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>>66574083
Are you seriously talking ill of Worcester sauce? I always knew you were a runt

>>66574019
>adding tomato to cheese on toast
the very thought is repulsive...a sickening daydream of a clearly disturbed animal


...and yet, I am tempted to do just that

Ah yes, Gary Lineker

>>66574054
why did you post this

don't ever reply to me again

escaping into fantasy to compensate for my many shortcomings

just spoke to the pm lads. bins weren't emptied this morning even though it's bin day. unacceptable desu

humans will never EVER achieve total peace on earth

>>66574035
Takeaway puzzas are fucking vile

Gonna have a little smoke sesh and pop to the shop for some snacks.

What should I get?

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>>66574083
Are you seriously talking ill of Worcester sauce? you absolute runt

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>>66574158

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>>66573764
Ingredients:
Lamb shank
Red wine
Garlic
Shallots
Bay leaves
Butter
Thyme
Rice/potatoes/something to have with it

Equipment:
Foil
Some kind of tray or bowl to put in the oven that will support the lamb shank

Method:
Put out two big pieces of foil one on top of the other
Peel and chop the shallots in half, put in the middle of the foil
Chop garlic and put on the shallots

Mix some butter with some thyme, cut a hole inbetween bone and meat on the shank and push the butter in

Put the lamb shank on the onions

Fold the sides of the foil up and bind tightly at the top

Put upright in the oven at 180 for 30 mins

Open up the foil, pour some wine in, close the top and put in for another 30

Open up the top of the foil so steam can get out for the final 30

Then just put it on some rice or something

>>66574170
get me a whole chicken

>>66574169
some of them are really good

this place run by iranians near me makes beautiful pizzas, all hand made and stuff
really good quality too

>>66574106
the hollow earth isn't underground, idiot

>>66574161
>implying endless peace is desirable

>>66574155
gary>>>>>you tbqh

>>66574170
grab me some worcester sauce and a 10 pack of camel blues x

>>66574170
'netto

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>uni is having halloween party this friday
>going to be drunk slags to beat the band
>costumes so no one can even tell if you're ugly
>still too much social anxiety to even consider attending

>>66574157
because little healthy skinny runts should know their place
I'm 6'4, been to prison twice, and built like a brick shithouse

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>>66574142
it's common as muck m1911

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Berenstain

>>66574186
I wish lamb was as easy to get here
I love it

Only thing I cooked recently is some salmon steaks with a mustard and maple syrup glaze

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Getting /fit/ has made life so much easier desu

pic related

>>66573748
Yeah, the bf loves the feel of a smooth crotch against his face or his arse

>>66574170
Get me a lamb shank

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my neurons are starting to expand and contract

>>66574276
lmao manlet

>>66574254
Do what the rest of them do and drink until you are no longer anxious

Wear a mask or something too and pretend you're not you

>>66574276
that's pretty cringey

Don't know anything about boilers but I've never 'ran out' of hot water or had to wait longer than a few seconds for it to warm up

Must be a povvo thing

>>66574269
lamb is hard to get in canada?

>>66574276
you posted this hours ago

>>66574254
>mum and dad's anniversary is on Halloween
>dad died last year
>going out for a meal with mum on the night

Just push yourself m8 otherwise your anxiety will never get better.

>>66574130
Once ground up a q of green and sneezed which sent it all flying over my room.

Was a nightmare.

>>66574269
Mutton used to be a lot more popular here. It's dirt cheap and perfect for making stews, casseroles, curries etc. Not so common now but I really want them to bring it back.

>>66574303
We call them Orcas here

Might start a grindr account just for laughs haha

BIRD UP

>>66574366
alri Oedipus

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>>66574210
Alri Leicester paki! I knew that would draw you out

>>66574276
Getting /fit/ doesn't change your height you absolute manletman

>>66574387
bit gay x

alri

>>66574395
Terrible comedy, kill yourself.

Literally the yank version of balls of steel.

>>66574276
Imagine posting made up conversations to get plaudits from a bunch of strangers on an autistic message board
Oh my, hahaha

>>66574333
Not THAT hard but I don't see good shanks often in supermarkets, usually it's all just cut bits like kebab meat almost.
I only find good shanks at "organic" markets and butcher shops

>>66574433
alri mr patrician

I bet you watch stewart lee on repeat and think you're smart for understanding all 3 layers of his routines

DELBOY STEW

consider myself a meme historian

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>>66574303
>Mr. Copper: So Great Britain is part of Europe, and just across the British channel you've got Great France and Great Germany?

>The Doctor: It's just France and Germany. Only Britain is Great.

>>66574488
what was the most effective meme of 2009?

>>66574463
That's mostly the case here too, but you can often pick them up at the butcher's counter in Asda, Sainsbury's and Tesco here too. As far as lamb goes it's a cheap cut too (by UK standards). Usually pay about £4 for one and it makes a good size meal.

>>66574488
as in you're a historian of memes or you're meme as a historian?

>>66574379
lamb and mutton are the same thing nowadays

the "lamb" you're eating is usually like 3 years old

>>66574499
LORD UP IN OF THIS TIME BITCH

>>66574488
What about gimmicks?

fucking craving a roast leg of lamb now

fucking craving a roast leg of lamb now

First 'meme' I ever experienced was probably the O RLY? owl on gamestracker forum

fucking craving a roast leg of lamb now

>>66574487
Nice straw man; I don't like Stewart Lee.

It's just that Eric Andre is copying early 2000's British comedy shows which I've seen before.

Maybe if you're under the age of 20 you'll be too young to remember them thus making his shtick look fresh.

>>66574608
first one I ever experienced was a cracky chan copypasta back in '08

>>66574608
Mine was le troll face from DamnLOL

>>66574608
oh, really? cool

>>66574640
I'm over the age of 20 and I remember shit like balls of steel

eric andre is better than that shit though

>>66574640
that jimmy carr one was alright

distraction or something

>>66574186
ta mate will try this out soon

>>66574608
>>66574655
>>66574663
No one cares

bought a child's halloween mask. makes me look like a retarded monster. funny as fuck.

just unmatched what looked to be a fit girl but on closer inspection turned out to be a mentally ill tranny

x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

literally best tune of the year.

i could fucking cry every time.

*plays on repeat at your local pub*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

Brought my jukebox money boys aha x

>>66574718
O RLY

>>66574679
>eric andre is better than that shit though
It's exactly the same thing and he does it worse.

I enjoyed the interviews in the first season but after that he stopped relying on the editing making it funny and is trying to become a shock jock.

>>66574681
Yeah Distraction was the tits.

>>66574725
Yeah, really funny that one mate, you should try comedy

Fucking plank

>>66574718
shut up you fat cunt x

>>66574769
>try comedy

but it wasn't a joke. think before posting next time you bellmunch

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>>66574718

Wish I had mind command powers. I'd use them to make sex to all the ladies

>>66574747
nonce

bored

>>66574732
The unmatching symbolises your repressed homosexuality and tranny fetish

this thread is positively canadian

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>>66574813
>[Post a Reply]

>>66574732
>he didn't want to get in on that boipucci

pathetic

Eric Andre is the epitome of millennial comedy

xD

>Brits identify as the ethnicities of their invaders
C U C K E D

So I got up at 6am, drove 15 miles and worked 8 hours today and earned approximately £90 before tax. What's even the fucking point?

4 stam 4 str leather belt

poleaboo is only becoming a girl to unconsciously submit to his father

>>66574877
runt life

>>66574797
>The only form of comedy is telling jokes

Get the fuck out

>>66574847
does it really?

*goes and starts talking to someone more interesting*

>>66574876

nah m8 the saxons and normans were proper english innit

>>66574872
t. deluded MDE fan

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Knew a guy that carried "Plank Jr." around in highschool

>>66574877
That's more than £10 per hour, it could be a lot worse mate

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Smoking a grape flavoured transparent joint lads

>>66574877
>>66574916
If he works 8 hours 5 days a week for 90 quid a day that's like 450 a week. That's a decent wage tbf. What a whiny little bitch

>>66574918
still wasn't comedic

>>66574921
hey

>park on a double yellow to pick up my takeaway
LIVIN ON THE EDGE

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>>66574877
£450 a week or £1800 a month.

Not terrible desu lad. I live quite comfotably on 22k a year (non-London)

started walking around uni smoking to look cool.

hmm.

probably only guaranteed £1000 before christmas lads.

quite scared.

>>66574921
turning away symbolises you running away from your repressed homosexulaity

>>66574968
Nice lad x

>>66574968
>flavoured shite

how shite is your weed that you can't just enjoy the taste of that alone

>>66575015
the state of you

>>66574968
Runtiest post ITT

>>66575000
I live in Zone 1 London on 30k and I save over £500 a month comfortably. Once saw someone on here asking how someone on 60k could afford to live in London. What a sheltered lad

>if you don't like gay people you're secretly gay

who made this fucking meme up

>>66575015
started smoking at 15 and I'm still not cool 2bh

>>66574971
My salary as a JJB Manager is £30,000. Pretty decent if you ask me.

Dubs and I won't post here for the rest of the day

>Tfw a year ago I was a grand into my overdraft and was happy just to be out of it and not owe the bank money
>Now got 10k in savings and not at all happy again until I have about 25k.

Fuck

>>66575062
gays are very powerful .

I'm such a fat cunt my thights rub together now I have a rash

>>66575068
try being tall and thin la'

also known as /fa/

PHP developer here in Nottingham barley get by on £32,000

>>66575057
Weird thing about London is I'd absolutely love it, just would not be able to bear being in my 30s still sharing a room and moving an hour out to get a train in everyday is grim as fuck too.

If they could just mass build one bed studios I'd be down there ina flash.

>>66575072
rolling again for you

>>66575102
lol ur gonna get diabeetus you fat shite

>>66575062
Well it's usually true, I've sucked off some proper homophobic lads, told me to never tell anyone.

>>66573168

>not having a power shower

Howling

only get about £50 a day

FOBS

>>66575106
>"""barley"""
>PHP dev
it adds up

>>66574608
all your base are belong to us

>>66575068
Smoking is a multiplier to cool points, if you have 0 cool points, it will still be 0 when you start smoking

>>66575121
>21
ahahaha what a runt you are

>>66575079
what are you going to do with it

>>66575139
No you haven't and you know it

>>66575139
>homophobes are actually just gay

what did liberal propaganda mean by this

Working 6 10 hour days his week but getting 680£ before tax, and probably 530-540£ after tax

might ask my boss if I can get paid cash in hand to avoid tax


my boss is the government btw

>october 31
literally the runtiest night of the year

>>66575057
>What a sheltered lad

haha the shut in calls somebody who likes to go out and spend some money sheltered

>>66575102
RASHeed

>>66575164
good post.

>>66575104
Am tall and thin

/fa/ is made up entirely of the least cool cunts imaginable.

>>66575169
it's fucking random what ever number you'll get you fucking moron runt

Mohammed's got my pizza

>>66575207
don't knock my birthday faget

>>66575198
>putting the pound sign after the amount
runt

>>66575079
That never goes away. Once you have 25 you'll want a year's salary, then twice your salary, then 5 times, then 10

It never ends

>>66575198
that's still pretty shit mate not gonna lie

>>66575172
Just been made redundant so just use it to get by until I get a job, but I'm autistic so anything I do I always like to have a backup.

Being unemployed in my overdraft sent me into meltdown.

Nice to have a buffer zone.

>>66575235
t. tory millionaire

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>i save money
>i plan on making my 40th birthday

nobody actually thinks people look cool smoking.

thats literally a fedora autist thing to believe and perpetuated by fedora autists fantasising about the 50s or something silly like that.

smoking feels good when you're smashed and thats it. otherwise its a dirty habit.

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>leicester
>paki

>>66575267
Lie begins at 50 anon

>>66575198
i get 400 a week black market on a building site, work 2 days in the pub at about 150 and get 150 on the dole aswell

gonna go to one stop (formerly spar) for a large amount of junk food
anyone want anything

>>66575220
>random
no actually it follows a very linear order

for example, if you posted directly after someone who's post number was 454647, your number would be 454648

not complicated if you're not an absolute runt

business idea: trickle down (You)cenomics, people who get lots of (You)s, redistribute them

tfw 27

if i dont suduku now I'll never

>>66575207

Going to Vegas this halloween weekend. How seriously do burgers take this holiday?

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>thats literally a fedora autist thing to believe and perpetuated by fedora autists fantasising about the 50s or something silly like that.

>>66575235
Yeah, interesting feel desu.

I like building up, sometimes i don't give myself any credit then like to look at old CVs and see how shit they were or whatever or look at old statements and I feel much better.

>>66575272
>smoking isn't cool
Nancy boy

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>>66575304
think about whether your existence is a benefit to mankind and whether you'll ever do anything worthy of note and then act accordingly x

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>>66575345
taking the gf to the watford game

>>66575308
VERY seriously
Remember to carry around a bit of candy in your pocket as an offering I you don't want the tricking of a lifetime

>>66575308
mad jelly

>>66575272
this

>>66575345
Had one
She cheated on me the huer

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what the fuck is limited edition about these? They're just the regular chocolate M&Ms

Business idea: single carriage trains that can be coupled together (when necessary) to support more passengers at peak times

*takes poleaboo down with a hurricanrana off the top rope*
av it paki
av it
oi whats this? *sees police coming through the crowd* you cant take me away mate im a bloody bleedin wressler! now this is just-- *the bobbies try to force my hands behind my back* you're just discrimina-- *they get out the handcuffs* ahh now youve done it *does a spontaneous split kick and gets em both in the nads* ahhhh to be sure to be sure *does a double corkscrew neckbreaker on the 2 other rozzers behind* thought you could ave me that easy did you eh? yes? well *one gets up and is coming towards me* well well well big mr matey oppressive pigman me lad *sends him crashing into the turnbuckles with a crescent 540 kick* i wager you'll think again before trying that old trick on me won't you sonny *fed suplexes me and breaks my spine* oh poo *starts frothing at the mouth and twitching uncontrollably*
*through choking convulsions* you've really done it now mate, i shall see you in court over this bit of brutality youve hit me with
*turns purple*
*pisses and shits myself*
ahh better out than in i say

lads lads lads lads lads lads

lads.

>>66575294
>formerly spar

you realise it's a one stop now because to franchise as a Spar is very expensive ye?

one stop and spar have nothing to do with one and another, they're in direct competition if anything.

>>66575308
way, way too seriously

>>66575296
wow you are actually so stupid!

There are so many posts in the board that it is effectively random for the last 2 numbers post no. Use your brain...

>>66575370
good lad

good picture

good filename

>>66575360
i'm an economic drain as I will be permanently underemployed if I manage to get a new job. only """benefit""" is muh family's feels

>>66575308
we have become a nation of manchildren, so pretty seriously. plus being in vegas (literally our coarsest, stupidest, trashiest city) i imagine will up the retardation quite a bit. but everybody will be drunk and in a slutty mood so you should be able to shag a slag or at least feel some boobies.

>>66575391
shan't be reading this

>>66575258

>that's still pretty shit mate not gonna lie

t. cuck who spends all his wages on rent and food living in a shoebox

new
>>66575458
>>66575458
>>66575458

First meme I remember was "brits are pasty babys"

>>66575272
I've actually smoked about 5 cigarettes today lol. Still don't consider myself a smoker

Anybody else applying for the Civil Service Fast Stream?

>>66575405
didn't ask
don't care
was just saying how the one stop near my house turned into a spar
happened to the tesco express as well
thanks for the info tho
it all makes sense now

>>66575198
what you working at lad

Some say that smoking a sin
And a pipe now and then is enough
But smoking has been in this world
Since Adam taught Eve how ta puff

Aaand if it wasn't legal then the lawyers they would sue
And the prisons would be fulla folk who had a smoke or two
And if they didn't like it then away the girls would run
And if it wasn't plenty then the poor folk would get none

>>66575440
>he isn't intelligent enough to calculate what his post number is based on how many posts there is a second
>calls others stupid

>>66575501
nah you;re probs the only one desu

>>66575460
well, now that you've drawn your conclusion you must work out the appropriate action

remember, time heals wounds and people move on quicker than you might expect especially there are other children

>>66575372
>>66575424

Listen yanks serious answers only unless you want to be battered like a corndog>>66575444

>>66575386
brazil edition
they old as heyl nigga

>>66575304
join scientology with me :)

>>66575522

shithole factory

>>66575564
how should i do it senpai

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>>66575577
come say that to my face potato nigger

>>66575213
What are you on about lad, I go out often

If I don't go out I can save £850

remember folks

the razor blades and needles go in the chocolate bars

because who in their right mind celebrates secularist/satanic holidays?