/brit/

kill all niggers pakis and mudshits

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4 BLOODY ACES

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no racisn plese

refugees and mandem welcom

>was a fucking fat loser in high school
>got fit recently
>turboqt who was my senior shows up on Tinder
>fuck it, I'll superlike her, never gonna see these people again anyway
>she likes me back immediately
FUCKING HELL WHAT DO I SAY

so-called """/brit"""

ah yes....very impressive....

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>>66571061
oh you POOR THING

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>>66571053

got the clap

>>66571061
wanna grab a burger

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>Do it. I fucked my best mates gf and was the best sex of my life.

>They broke up a few motnhs later anyway and he still has no clue

>american friendship

>>66571046
greatest ally

>>66571061
apologise for being a fat yank

or else say she's gotten hotter so that she can say the same about you

>>66571061
send her a dickpic
always gets em going

why are you hitting yourself

stop hitting yourself

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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>66571061
>alri love

you can't provide any objective example of a "nation" or non-arbitrary definition of one

>>66571148
its not realistic but what a beautiful country this would become

I dont even like trump either

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Why don't you monsters want to help this 16 year old child?

>>66571203
bet I can

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>>66571148

Would it be appropriate for me to buy my mother a Rampant Rabbit for her 54th birthday?

>>66571244
yes

>>66571148
I'd vote for someone tomorrow if they corralled all the towelheads in Dublin and pushed them off a cliff
fucking hate seeing them

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Anyone interested?

>>66571226
Wow a doctor/rocket scientist at 16?! Truly an enriching individual

>>66571203
>language is an objective property of the universe
you're thick as pig shit 2bh

>>66571244
can't you just get her a mild tempered one?

>>66571203
yeah i can

>>66571261
too bad Ireland will never have a right wing party

>>66571253
Didn't know Yanks that age frequent /brit/

>>66571164
>posting in bath and typing with dick

not much else applies, where do I go on the scale?

>>66571287
DELET THIS

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>>66571240
Are Mosley mentioned

>>66571164
clearly made by a normie reddit twat trying to fit in

My sister was a bitch to me again

She came into my room and asked "Where you the one who randomly opened all the drawers in the kitchen"

I said I was, I was looking for a cup, there were literally just 2 cups in the entire fucking kitchen

She then said I wasn't a baby and that people wouldn't run around after me

She then left and said "you're going to be living here for the rest of your life", it's what she always says

>>66571322
literally no difference between them mate

>>66571269
how much? i like her eyes

>>66571344
Is she hot?

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does she have autism?

>>66571307
Bit gay tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68hJwkB3cM

Competitive ASMR

>>66571344
Spunk on her pillow and rub it in

>>66571261
>>66571287
Ireland is genuinely on it's way to becoming the new Sweden if nothing changes

Trying to upload a 10MB file and it's taken more than 30 minutes lads
Bit worried the bits might've been lost in transit, can any of you help me look for them

>>66571322
FOY

HEARTS ON FIRE

STRONG DESIRE

>>66571344
cum on her tampons

>>66571269
oh the poor thing that face is dreadful

>>66571368
tories are famously huge fans of water purifiers

>>66571363
Thank you, I am really lonely. Do you have kik?

>>66571368
Those bloody Tories and their water purifiers haha! What are they like!

>>66571053
It's only racism if you're offended.

>take girl on date
>she stays out late with me even though she has work next day
>chemistry is great
>she texts me next day saying she had so much fun
>I respond and say lets do it again soon
>She doesnt respond to that
>She texts me two days later just to talk about how much fun she had again

What does she mean by this?

>>66571379
Except were not fucking pussies with a history of aggressive expansion (((they))) can use to guilt us
Plus we can put tinkers in the paki neighbourhoods to run them out

>>66571271
ermm, of course it is

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My dad was doing his master degree for the Canadian army in London with my mom. I was almost born in England.

Did they make the right choice?

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>>66571367
>>66571378
>>66571385
Thanks for the (you)s, bitches

>>66571419
i bet you didn't even shag her

>>66571419
Text her for a while, ask her again
If she does it again, drop her

>>66571281
>>66571234
go on then

Yo, release what's in me
Besides the Henny, it's eyes that's seen plenty
Fiends get skinny as if Queens was a Craig Jenny
Instead of diet plans it's crack 200 grams
I pump a G-pack, peeping for where the D's at
It's slow, lookin for Rambo, the cop who got grazed
Back in the days, chasin niggaz through my project maze
That cop he got a death wish
He run behind niggaz until you breathless
Everyday he makin ten arrests, sheeit
My nigga check this, I know the bitch he rest with
I even blessed it, forty-dash-ten inspect it

>>66571433
No because you live in Canada instead of England

>>66571413
only if you post timestamp and price tag

>>66571433
it depends what part of canadia you're born in

>>66571379
we dont have the same political correctness though
Its more likely to look like the UK but without all the far right protest groups that yous have

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>>66571453
Definitions are a spook

runts...

>>66571471
>all the far right protest groups

EDL and?

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>>66571433
>Canadians say "mom"
Heaven have mercy, they really have gone to the dogs. Beyond saving.

>>66571421
>Except were not fucking pussies with a history of aggressive expansion (((they))) can use to guilt us

Neither was Sweden

>>66571471
>we dont have the same political correctness though

Not yet

>>66571447
I didnt. It was a first date, glad she wouldn't put out like that. I didnt even try

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Literally in the barbers atm lads pmsl. Undercut 2 back and sides thin out top roots lightly please barber x

>>66571488
haha cracking post!

Absolutely abhor when I look up 'busty milf Japanese lingerie' on YouTube and get videos of fit nip girls getting drilled by skinnyfat hairy tiny dicked jap men. They literally all have Japanese male pornstars with 4 inch cocks, it's just vile to look at. Would rather see a big white dick.

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>>66571499
I say mum in person in real life though.

>>66570996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

So the other day I saw on the news the Calais slum was being shut down. Is the nightmare over?

and thats it?

>>66571522
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

>>66571560
Do

What you want to do

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Any new memes?

>>66571540
bender

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>>66571522
same

>>66571566
Shut up you little spastic freak, you wouldn't be saying that infront of me would you otherwise I'd bash your skull in with a hammer like me beating a pumpkin in stupid spacka

>>66571491
National front, britains first etc

>>66571513
well maybe. Who knows what the future holds

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>>66571591
no

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>>66571591

got 2 tinder dates penciled in for this week

how do I not screw it up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CAfoBm17w

tune

also is anyone else autistic when emailing their lectures?

>>66571602
Either that's a female barber or your at a hairdresser

If your getting your haircut in either of those places then feel ashamed

>>66571591
Yeah...

Your mum!

Hahaha!

>tfw rekt

Gangnam Style

XDDDDD

Let's Do The Harlem Shake Op Op

>>66571566

Haven't slept all night so sensitve to sound and he keeps slamming his cupboard over and over, doing my fucking nut in

>>66571622
Very disappointing.

>>66571627
What a very Chinese man.

>>66571630
why would you go on 2 dates

what if you like the first one and then don't go on the second one but the second one was better?

>>66571641
yeah but you have a daft mohawk

>>66571636
Runt music

>>66571602

V v nice lad, thinking of you

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>>66571643

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>>66571591
WATCH IT ANON xd

>>66571641
I'm at the hairdresser down the road from me m8

£5 for a chop can't argue with that

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>>66571522
>the absolute state of those clogs

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/cum/ is dead what's up with you guys?

why did zayn have to leave 1D? just makes me upset.

>>66571703
>>>/cum/
>>>/sp/leaf

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>>66571703
not much

>>66571671
Mullet actually

>>66571697
Fucking bargain tbqh I fork over 8 quid for a chop, still wouldn't let a woman touch my hair. I have before and they just fuck it up.

>>66571703
this!
*unzips dick*

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>>66571696
THICCC

>>66571714
He got dumped by the black one in Little Mix and the lads were bantering him too hard

theory: this smart qt african brit girl im looking at browses /int/

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>>66571591

>>66571697

Fiver here too, what you getting lad x

>>66571731
The woman at my barbers is much better than the blokes 2bh. you probs just got a shitty college apprentince

Almost feel bad for 190masterrunt

He has the shit taste in music and movies like normies do. Yet he's a complete spacker and suffers from autism like the abnormies do

just cant win

>>66571764
>african
>brit
pick one

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DEUS VULT

>>66571714
coz he's a muslim

>>66571688
Did you like that lad

>>66571770
number 2 all over

but enough about my love life

>>66571789
>he still thinks that trump stands a chance

>>66571513
>niether was Sweden
Historically illiterate retard

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>>66571798
Not a fan of that sort of bullying laddo.

>>66571670
Why can't I just go on both even if I really like the first one?

you some kind of mongo?

>>66571805
Thanks for corecting the record!

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>>66571789

>>66571800

runtcut more like pmsl

>Number 2 all over

What a mongrel

>>66571789
>still expecting a victory
give it up anon, its all over

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senpai a lam

>>66571714
because he was always an arrogant cunt who knew he was ultra good looking.

the paki culture side of him came out and he chimped out during their world tours various times (taking separate private jets from the rest of the band) it was obvious from his Xfactor boot camp auditions he wasn't fit enough mentally to be in a boy band.

>>66571842
>>66571828
>ah yes I enjoy getting up in the morning and having to spend 20 minutes styling my hair

very impressive

>>66571862
runtiest post in the thread

Theory: All football fans are paedophiles

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>>66571859
this is why you go swimming with girls

>>66571859
top is kinda cute

>>66571808
They barely had any colonies and didn't oppress and wogs compared to the other powers

Get out my sight you fucking speng, I will END you

>>66571877
why you quoting me you bitch camel?

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ah yes makeup

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>>66571859
women are pure evil

>>66571859
wOW!! u're vry good looking befor you dont ned makeup sweetie...!!!!! keith and judith xx

>>66571877
I do actually but it's more like 5

Im a decorated ex us marine with a medal of honour and three Purple Hearts

AMA

just pissed in the shower lads ahaha waheeeyyyy

>>66571886

Decent post

>>66571877

Don't forget to wash your hi vis before another day at the polish recycling plant tomorrow lad

>>66571800
>number 2 all over

why not just buy your own clippers. must be pretty retarded to fuck up a 2 all over

>on holiday
>in a club with dad and uncle while rest of family has gone to bed
>uncle says that him and I are the only single ones, so we should try chatting to slags
>I say I have a gf
>uncle laughs, says that didn't stop him when he was young
>dad admits as well, and that he's not proud of it but when he was my age he'd have around three or four girls on the go at once
>uncle asks if I love my gf, I say yes
>uncle asks if I plan to marry my gf, i say no
>he says I shouldn't care then, and start chatting to slags while I'm on holiday
>I stick to morals and principles regardless because it's the right thing to do

did i do good lads or am i just a moralfag?

>>66571931
bet you look like a right mong

>>66571917
>>66571921
>>66571859
Oh fuck off. Your beards do similar things

just swam up this dickhead's urethra while he was pissing in the shower lads

>>66571946
This one was actually cuter before the make up

>>66571877
but if i dont i'll look like shit

my hairline is pretty bad so i can't get away with just doing minimal effort
i have to at least try or i look poo

>>66571959
cackling

>>66571917
Why don't women try to take care of their skin instead of just caking on makeup

*rapes ireland anons up the "ra" turn by turn*

carry on, nothing to see here

>>66571957
what are you a male feminist?

>>66571959
howling

>>66571880
mayt we're all know you're black and go to Bournemouth Uni

give it a rest senpai

>>66571959
shrieking

>>66571988
girl with a soaking wet fanny thinking about all these british accents desu

>>66571959
chuckling

>>66571959
Is that how a UTI works? I ought to stop pissing in the shower

>>66571959
ululating

I think this married woman wants my dick

she is 29 (I'm 20), a little chubby but not in a bad way, and has a young daughter

Is is morally wrong to have sex with he if her husband never finds out? Should I do it?

>>66571998
white and BCU actually mr runt

>>66571591
wtf where did you find this
delete this picture right now

>>66571978
>>66571991
>>66572018
>>66572043
>>66572044
samefag

>>66571955
I'm fairly attractive I'll have you know

*severs your mind*
ha, you are now insane

>>66572029
hey x

my name is matt I'm really friendly...if you want to chill or skype or something just drop your email x

(ignore all these grumpy virgins)

>>66571978
>>66571991
>>66572018
>>66572043
>>66572050
filtered

unironically listening to frank ocean and liking it

What if aliens actually exist

What if they've already been captured on some shitty youtube video, but everyone discards it as 'fake and gay' or just some airline

>>66571957
>Your beards do similar things
that's like saying "have you seen her headshape? if she were bald she'd be minging"

no shit, it's hair. people who have it look weird without it.
it's also there every night when you go to sleep and everyday when you wake up.

i dont run into the bathroom and stick a beard on to magically get new facial features.
it's how i look, come rain or shine.

can't say that about makeup.

>>66572065
>>66572081
all me

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I have freckles on my arms am I allowed to stay?

my gf looks stunning without makeup too

>>66572099
aliens do exist but they're so far away that they'll never reach or contact us
interstellar travel isn't possible

>>66571957
Ahh yes, i always spend 100 pound a month buying beards at boots

business idea: employ only women, save 33% of salaries

>>66572099
>What if they've already been captured on some shitty youtube video, but everyone discards it as 'fake and gay'
this is a very popular conspiracy

it has a name and everything but i can't think of it rn

>>66572122
runteckles are a sign of poor genetics and homosexuality

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ahh yes

>>66572122
>>>>/éire/

>>66572141
that's not how the wage gap works

women just happen to work more in positions that pay less

drinking a bear

>>66572147
i bet you also think left handed people are the devil

>>66572122
>>>/eire/

>>66572150
very good

>>66572141
get 50% less productivity aswell

>>66572029
hi, few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Jealous of the lad drinking a beer

>>66572188
>>66572174
>>66572147
I'm only like 1/8 irish, I don't have that many freckles.

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>anon. anon. i've wet the bed again. sorry

want a secular levantine arab gf

>>66572202
back off brian you cuckhold she was paying attention to me

>>66572029
forget that virgin twat, I'm actually a really nice guy in real life x

matt

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Why does the UK only have one real city?

Pic related, real city

>>66572247
i imagine i'd be weirdly turned on by that

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>>66572251
>secular
>arab

>>66572266
*grabs you by the throat*
Back the fuck off?!?!

>>66572247
ah get out for fuck sake you absolute child

>>66572150
lols I saw this as well and was like wtf XD

>>66572122
post skirt

>>66572029
Please be in Scunthorpe.

>>66572281
more like

pic related, real shitty

>>66572296
*you suck me off*

see, I knew he was a bender!

>>66572281
would be shite living in central NY though, all you see is concrete every day

>>66572247
who told you you could take your nappy off?

>>66572247
That's nice dear, go make breakfast

>>66572313
>lols
>wtf
>XD
kill yourself

>>66572334
used to go to college in scunny

grim

>>66572356
fuck off you ugly cunt

>>66572356
>kill
>yourself
kill yourself

>>66572054
my mistress' daughter

>>66572392
Your an ugly overweight manlet with runt tier tastes in almost everything and your oneitis is currently being drilled in two by a well hung, well adjusted, charismatic attractive human bean

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>>66572397
Triggering.

>>66572054
Yes. Record it and ruin her marriage.

>>66572343
thats chicago tbf

business idea: high speed trams for the north

NEW

>>66572379
>>66572379
>>66572379

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>>66572247

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>when Ireland or Canada replies with abuse for the billionth time

>>66572054
fuck her, her daughter and her husband

started using runt in real life

friends just give me an odd look when I use it

business idea: high speed nuclear warheads detonating over Germany

>>66572453
same difference

don't see the appeal in sky scraper cities m8

reckon lisicki would look good in a skirt

>>66572472
MORE

>>66572484
me too
it's got a positive reception in my group of friends, they've taken up saying it

would love to bomb a country

just some irrelevant one so no beef gets started

>>66572484
Started thinking it in real life
I'm not even English, it's just a really good word

>>66572475
You're a knobhead, but you're right. Fucking hate those Spud/Moosenigger cunts

>>66572487
Germany must be destroyed to ensure peace in Europe 2bqh

>>66572558
What if we just killed the evil queen merkel?

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>fuck off you ugly cunt

>>66572489
only retard millionaires live downtown.

NYC sucks because its massive buildings everywhere.

Chicago is good because the downtown isnt that massive and everyone lives in the neighorhoods around it that are filled with parks and beaches and stuff

was abducted by aliens last night lads

>>66572600
bent cunt

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>>66572505

>>66572555
runt isn't a meme you dumb prick, i've literally heard people saying it in real life before i saw it here. Is "lads" a meme too?

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>Fucking hate those spud/moosenigger cunts

What kind of a sad and bitter nerd comes out with this shite, he must be more mentally ill than lisicki

>>66572600
What'd Gerry say about it?

fascism just doesn't work

>>66572592
chicago is a gang war not a city

>>66572576
Nah lad, the vile hun always comes back to ruin things even when he seems completely defeated.

>>66572622
>that pic
wew, I think that's me done for the day

NYC is the greatest city in the world

A model for how society should be all around the world

London the same, it's just a bit smaller

Whites are still the majority

If every white killed one minority TODAY, we would have our world back TOMORROW

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comfy

>>66572555
Jesus Christ , both these cunts are retarded cringeworthy gimps

>bit of my front tooth is rotting
>can taste it
>know my breathe probably smells like shit
>can't get it fixed till I'm paid
Fuck

checking her twitter again lads
wish i hadnt blown it haha x

>>66572629
that part of chicago is barely chicago. you have to drive 30 minutes from downtown just to get there

>>66572708
Mate.

>>66572680
literally the first pic of britain that Ive ever seen that is comfy

lets be real. your country is anything but "comfy".

Its grey, severely lacks trees, and old looking, you can mix it up with eastern europe in many of the photos

But this, this is comfy.

>>66572741
myself in ye olde centre

business idea: sell tap water to africa

>>66572708
So this is what it means to be english

>>66572722
isn't most of chicago black though

>>66572771
that photo is in america hahahahaha

>>66572722
*listens to you about Chicago*
*gets shot*

>>66572784
rorke

>>66572784
lol where is this?

>>66572758
I know lad
It's not a good life this working class thing

going to do a cheeky bit of debt

>>66572798
no idea. but Britain has loads of comfy places

just dwarfed by the number of non-comfy places

>>66572804
i'm in £25k worth of debt myself haha

>>66572785
labour voters are the brexit racists nowadays m8, keep up

MOONMAN
MOONMAN
CAN'T YOU SEE? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>66572592
>Chicongo is good
hahahahahahaha

wonder what the latest molyneux is about

>>66572785
Ahh yes deporting 'gas corperations', I'm guessing you made this piece of shit picture?

>>66572136
A Von Neumenn probe could colonise the galaxy using sub-light speed in a million years. The universe is 13.8 billion years old.

Ayys either hide from pakis or don't exist.

>>66572801
mate I'm povvo class myself so I know the life

feel bad for you 2bh

don't worry though, it's quite likely I'll be middle class next year when I graduate so I'll be sure to remember you x

>>66572839
French people deserve hanged on trees!

don't know why I keep ordering pizzas, they're expensive and not even tasty

>>66572844
Chicago is stunning.. You'd know if you came sometime

You probably think london is really shit too though

Which colour?

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>>66572870
Thanks x

>>66572839
Frogs and jf need to hang from trees.

>>66572592
Chicago is a great city but FAR too much crime and violence to be comfortable
Don't want that on my doorstep every day.

Toronto is unironicly the best Lakeland city

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>A Von Neumenn probe could colonise the galaxy using sub-light speed in a million years. The universe is 13.8 billion years old.

>>66572879
>You probably think london is really shit too
yes and i also think water is wet

Used to be really well groomed, wore a shirt everyday, rarely drank and never did drugs, pretty well reserved and 'conservative' I suppose.

Since breaking up with my gf I dress like some sort of /fa/ runt, drink and do drugs every day and my nights out consist of necking back pingers in a dingy basement

bit weird desu

>>66572872
>>66572902 (what's a "jf"?)

rude

>>66572920
the absolute state of you 2bh you utter runt

x

>>66572879
is chicago the one with the mirror bean monument?

>>66572849
facebook

>>66572929

jerked frogslegs

>>66572929
I would love to string you up then hang you on a tree and whilst you're choking play with you and then disembowl you whilst your body's being pulled by two dump trucks.

>>66572919
Hows your town of 200k and 5 pubs doing?

Nice beaches, parks, museums, concert venues, restaurants you have.

Heading to the local chippy for your 5 star meal?

>>66572929
Jolly Frenchman.

>>66572920
do heroin its really nice
everything you hear bad about it is a meme

new
>>66572931
>>66572931
>>66572931

based yanks defending london

hate michio kaku

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>>66572988
Just try it, fgt.

>>66572741
could live in one of these trees i think

>>66572861
They could be extra dimensional but I still don't really believe it.

If aliens do exist they are either too far away, too primitive, dead/dying, or just simply too "alien" to have any real impact on us.

I can believe that there are microbes or something out there, other stuff is a stretch

Earth is the Eden of the universe, it makes me sad that we mistreat it so much.

>>66572989
jokes on you, my city has a population of 800K

and i live in a nice village on the outskirts
all the benefits of a rural village, plus the all the benefits of a big city

it's also more than 60% white unlike londistan or the united states of african america

im working class too lads

I fight people and smoke and am aggressive towards women and animals

>>66573019
t. albert einstein

watching the simpsons episode where they fuck in public

it was always weird watching this episode as a 8 year old

ah yes the eternal manc posts AGAIN