/brit/

UP
THE
RA
lads

first for Allah

GAS
THE
VISIGOTHS
lads

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>>66567472
Map edition

theory: /brit/ was invented by GCHQ

Remember that time in the 80s when we thought the Japanese posed a massive threat and were buying up all our land
wish it'd still be the japs rather than the chinese 2bh

>>66567487 #
>Exeter

Runtiest city in Devon
Runtier than torquey

Not as runty as Manchester or Birmingham though

shit finally coming out

>>66567550
UP THE RAH

MIDDLESBOROUGH!

>>66567577
>remember the 80s
Fuck off grandad

>>66567550
Yorkshire is the only part of the North worth a damn tbqh, might as well carpet bomb everything outside its borders

>>66567594
that's dinner sorted then?

>>66567572
alri jimbo
bit skint, come round tomoz

this bowel movement reminds me of devon

Yep that's it...I reported you to your local authoroties james. Disgusting Nazi scum... grow up

>>66567550
>he ACTUALLY supports carlisle
fucking creasing

>>66567584
official devon city/town power rankings:

>exeter
>torquay
>totnes
>tiverton
>bovey tracey
>bideford
>plymouth

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>"true north"

>>66567631
i support newcastle you daft bollock

>>66567647
>he supports a championship club

lmao

soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me

eating pancakes

>>66567472
SEKUNDIERE

>>66567634
very good post

>>66567659
a RANK 1 champion club ;)

>>66567647
LITERALLY HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

>>66567634
That was a good chuckle.
Not including tavistock or princetown
Aha

Also Plymouth put us on the map

JA HEIL oder Etwas

>>66567688
Don't think that's English hun

FUCK OFF

>>66567665
*kills you*

>>66567647
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>66567647
>i support newcastle
LOL

Imagine caring about football

uttlerly troglodyte

>>66567553
maybe

when a man is bored of Bath, he is bored of life

>>66567550
Are the Welsh northern?

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its just a little crush, not like everything i do depends on you

>>66567472
bit racist that

>>66567709
plymouth went to shit after drake circus

>>66567718
bet you're that chump from the inbetweeners movie that wont shut up about manchester

Going to Paignton zoo anyone want to meet me?

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who supporting /boro/ here?

*turns on the aeropress*

anyone for coffee?

not sure if I want to heem that little icelandic gimp or fuck him

>>66567777
UP THE BOROUGH MAN

WHY AYE KED

SUCK YOUR GOOCH GOOD FOR A FIVER

>>66567739
used to have the same attitude

what is so great about some guys kicking a literal pigskin filled with air about on a small patch of grass

but I guess it's something to temporarily distract you from the inevitability of death

>>66567771
rate 5/5 on mumsnet

>>66567766
>he actually watched the inbetweeners movie
HOWLING

>>66567758
Implying it isn't Britain's ocean city

>>66567753
im going to give your face a little crush with my fist

>>66567472
Reported

>>66567777
don't get the point in supporting shit teams 2bh

just support a good one instead you're not being forced

>>66567771
been on the paington steam train

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listening to linkin park

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberley_Plan

>The Kimberley Plan, or Kimberley Scheme, was a failed plan by the Freeland League to resettle Jewish refugees from Europe in northern Australia before and during the Holocaust.

> On 15 July 1944 the scheme was vetoed by the Australian government and Labor Prime Minister John Curtin (with bipartisan support) informed Steinberg that the Australian government would not "depart from the long-established policy in regard to alien settlement in Australia" and could not "entertain the proposal for a group settlement of the exclusive type contemplated by the Freeland League"
howling

>>66567766
>"the inbetweeners movie"
underage OUT

>>66567795
No use in speculating
You aren't man enough for either

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Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind

>>66567818
wanna jump off the hoe now 2bh
loved a bit of jumping when i were a young bey

>>66567868
I am 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse mate, you would have no say in the matter

>>66567856
what a shame those white jewish racis didn't want to live with abo and their cousine

my fucking anus is in agony

thinkign about child poverty and youth violence in the central scotland/greater glasgow area

>>66567906
want me to massage it? x

who Jai Paul here

>>66567904
is that a british politician?

another day.... wasted

>>66567922
>caring about child poverty
lol kill yourself

>>66567938
Yes

>>66567948
Still a few hours left, lad
Do something productive

>>66567894
Phew. Getting me all excited

wonder how alt-left groups like "no borders" function

i mean where do you find all these runts and where do they get the free time to be so obnoxious?

>>66567938
yeah

>>66567659
>normies following football
fuck off sportfags

>glasgow metro

violently screaming

morning lads

>>66567989
right that's settled it, it's a heeming you gay little shitbiscuit

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>>66567995
stop with this anti semitic thinking right now

>>66567986
no
it's too late

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>>66567948

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AYY LET US IN PHAM

>>66567995
I suppose they surround themselves in an echo of like-minded individuals so that their opinions might never be questioned.

>>66568041
it's afternoon already

need a zoned pricing system for trains in birmingham 2bh

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>>66568066
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>66568081
not like us right wingers eh?

>demolition of calais camp

won't they just start it up again

>>66567948
got a call earlier im off for an interview on thursday

hope to fuck it works out every month that passes my will to turn my life around weakens

>>66568088
fuck off normie

>>66568116
God no

>>66568119
yeah in dover

>>66568088
Fuck off favela GMT+0 timezone only
>>66568041
Mornin mate

>this buttmad response from gatwick

screaming

>>66568066
thats a lot of 8 year olds

>>66568177
it's after midday in the uk dumb cunt

why can't quantitative easing just be directly depositing money in everyones bank account instead of inflating the price of financial products

>>66567854

good post. not edgy at all.

at work

need a wank...i said i NEED A WANK AAAAAHHHHHH

>>66568227
where's jimmy savile when you need him?

>>66568141
probably not la

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haha

HAHAHA JUST PRINT MORE MONEY LIKE NIGGA IF PEOPLE DONT HAVE ENOUGH JUST GIVE THEM MORE NIGGA

actual quote from a retard in my workshop today

>You shouldn't drink alcohol if you're feeling down because it's a depressant

>>66568272
>what is quantitative easing

>>66568284
this is literally true mate

>>66568294
A NATIONAL HUNT HORSE

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pick one and only one

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the only people who hate Churchill are Nazis, Indians and the Welsh

>>66568233
Only for fucking normies you prole, us proper folk have been awake for a maximum of three hours

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follow me

>>66567948

more like another decade wasted. i turn 30 in a couple of months and have done absolutely nothing with my 20s.

>>66568284
> runts confusing a depressant drug with the completely unrelated condition of being depressed

does my NUT

>>66568356
GOOD game

>>66568325
both

don't like slang such as "yas" or "slay" or "queen" or "black girl magic"

>>66568333
churchill was a zionist puppet that killed 50 million whites

>>66568440
Already said Nazis mate

Keeping you up to date with the twitter memes

https://twitter.com/humansofthesesh/status/749729691523776512

don't know how you could be an alchy tbqh

surely you'd pick a better drug if you couldn't face reality and just wished to become human cancer

>>66568305
depressant in this sense means it depresses the respiratory system
it has nothing to do with mood

>>66568454
Can't imagine the kind of runt that talks about "the sesh" all the time

>>66568471
alcohol still affects your mood

MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE

>>66568522
Your mother must be the runtiest then

>>66568548
I know, but that's not what depressant means you dumb paddy

>>66568471
lool youre an idiot

>>66568549
gooodbyeeeeeeeee mooon men

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>>66568430
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>66568356

pic gave me nostalgia.

>>66568549
Whites and Asians deserve to hang from trees! (men only, i'll handle the women ;))

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>>66568468
Know an absolutely hopeless alchy who despises narcotics

He lost his house, wife, kids and friends because of his alcohol abuse, but at least he doesn't use drugs

>>66568588
one of those moderate white supremacists I presume?

>>66568356
hello

>>66568588
>[Deleted]
janny is obviously a black jewish mexican slave child

>>66568569
never said it was no need to get upset

>>66568658
Shut up you stupid potato farmer

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what

>>66568578

not just a fag but an attention whore. always a great mix.

>>66568671
don't you EVER talk to him like that again, you hear me sunshine???

my two cats hate each other its hilarious

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>"Computer games? Aha yes mate I love FIFA and Call of Duty"

>>66568693
it's the new "bimbo" for british girls, implying brexiters are retards

>>66568596

why asians?

Is interpol any use?

>>66568693
>Big tit British brexit blonde
Say that 5 times as fast as you can

>>66568693
heyy that's filmed in a Barratt newbuild

>>66568734
Upset are we Pierre?

>>66568606

that hand looks pretty white.

>>66568734
chuckled 2bh

>>66568734
don't you have something more important to be doing mr hollande

BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

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>>66568753
you're the one being upset for thinking I am upset

>>66568606
i read about an icelander who killed himself by walking into a river in winter time and just keeping on going.

absolute madman - your alchy mate should do the same

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ahh yes

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>>66568767

>>66568833
the person who uploaded and named that video is able to vote on the future of us all

>>66568671
:(

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>>66568833
New gimmick: Brexit porn

>>66568812
He's in no way my mate
He's just a local alchy who's an absolute menace who should indeed take a long walk off a short pier

i don't wanna go to school

i just wanna break the rules ! <3 ! :3c

>>66568875
it's alright mate, it's alright just don't listen to him
*hugs you close to my chest*
*mouths "you should be ASHAMED of yourself" at >>66568671*

>>66568913
imagine the smell

>>66568922
Nor nor bud come outside im standing outside yours right now ready to clap your nut up, proper twist your melon

>>66568898
even better.

it's a very manly way of killing oneself and probably the best way of him making a lasting impression on the world. Plus if he chooses a good river in winter no one will have to deal with the trauma of finding him, he will just float off into the open sea. Like a true Norseman

:^)

>>66568913
They have to go back

>>66568913
how'd you get this picture of my free range runts

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>>66568913
>embrace "diversity" or you're racist, anon
>mfw

>>66568913
>>66568941
>>66569013
>>66569027
Rorke

*buys a 3d printer*

>>66569093
very reddity thing to do

glad to see trump is getting btfo across the board

>>66569042
may I pet pupper?

>>66569093
wow omg, r u a reel h4xx0r?

new chrome update is complete fucking rubbish

who the fuck is responsible for this

>>66569093
>tfw 95% of the home 3D printers are utter shite

>>66569185
What's wrong

>>66569093

*borrows your 3d printer to print a gf*

>>66569185
I was. I did it to fuck with you brits. You took my memes, you took my dog, you even took my Bull. My wife and her son won't even look at me anymore.

>>66569185
>who the fuck is responsible for this

me. sorry. wont happen again.

>>66569093
Can you print me a noose or a gun?

cooking up some nissin ramen lads

completely wasted this day so far but it was worth it

>>66569346
by cook do you mean microwave

business idea: the government seizes the assets of bankers and distributes it to the soldiers, then seize the assets of the soldiers and distribute it to the now poverty-stricken bankers, then seize the assets of the bankers and distribute it to the soldiers and so on and so on and so on

fuck off

>>66569392
What if we make the Bankers do Basic Training and have the Soldiers start small Banks?

https://youtu.be/xd4ygI0GHV8
https://youtu.be/xd4ygI0GHV8
https://youtu.be/xd4ygI0GHV8

BOYCOTT JURASSIC WORLD

>>66569520
not even hovering my mouse over this one

ah yes al dente

>>66569553
>that drop before the referendum

would have thought it'd be a clue

doing a wank

W-would it be okay for a black American to vist the UK??

Would I be attacked

>>66569664
Nah the roadmen will look after you

>>66569664
no fuck off we don't like seppos

>De Beers diamond corporation invented the tradition of engagement rings

fascinating

>>66569696
O-okay

>>66569699
Rude desu

>>66569664
yeah you'd be fine, at least in big cities

>>66568284
You're a fucking dumbass holy shit lmao

>>66569717
in parts of china there's a tradition for men and women to wear jade bracelets on their left hands if they're married

>>66569664
say you're from LA, european youths love that shit

important poll please vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/11498382

http://www.strawpoll.me/11498382

http://www.strawpoll.me/11498382

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getting /fit/ has made this so much easier.

pic related

>deal or no deal still airing

why literally the most boring gameshow ever

Post me some JRM.

>>66569717
weddings are just one big capitalist scam to be honest

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Let this picture sink in. Maximise it. Zoom in. Stare at it. Take several moments. Now get angry. Be angry.

living is just one big capitalist scam to be honest

getting my daily dose of renegade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKV9ivRt8hE

>>66569809
>5'2 1/2

What the fuck? What is this? 1,55m?

Shit!

capitalism is good

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FOOL

GO ON THEN GO ON THEN DRAW FOR THE TOOL

THINK THAT YOU'RE HARD BUT YOU'RE SOFT LIKE WOOL

LICK A MAN IN THE JAW SIDE WITH THE STOOL

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hate when ugly birds try to chat me up

>>66567833
i am greek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZIL2Y0QtYI

Insightful t b h

>>66569806
But why

>>66570006
i hate americans

especially the blacks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q6n1Yj3kRs

>>66570033
good post paddy I won't lie

>>66569881

why would i be angry at this?

>>66569971
>LOL They spent 56 minutes describing what Bolshevik Jew Marxist capitalism

>Bolshevik Jew Marxist capitalism

What did he mean by this

>>66570033
nonwhite americans are the only ones you should hate
I remember when I was in America visiting family that the whites all loved me because of muh heritage
was great tbqh

real talk lads

i'm falling in love with a yank

>>66570076
jews were responsible for the marxist takeover of imperial russia

>>66570110
b-baka...

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Need a gf to physically and mentally abuse

>>66570076
im not sure where you got that sentence from lad
its a discussion about the failures of democracy though

>>66570083
>>66570033
>>66570063
B-but why we're not all bad you bullies!!!

>>66570118
Isn't Judeo-Bolshevism Nazi propaganda?

sometimes when i lay in bed i close my eyes and wish everything was as good as the pepe and gondola universe and then everything will be alright

but it never is lads

pits smell of turmeric

odd

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fucking

fight

me

,

lad

does hola rek anyone elses browser? Installed it on firefox and now firefox just completely jams up after about an hour

>>66570177
nope, jews hated russia, jews hated russians and jews hated christianity

they installed their own system then decided to do the same with America past the 40s

>>66570172
my friend was in Chicago during the summer and one weekend there was 45 murders on the southside
What the fuck do you niggers be at?

>>66570236
W-well I'll have you know there's a difference between Niggers and blacks :(

Pls don't think we're all like that!!!

>>66570220
nice honeypot

>da jooz xDddd

Fuck off Trump anti-semite retards

>>66570227
ugh jesus christ
I wouldnt even be able to get hard looking at someone that fat

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>>66570177
>Isn't Judeo-Bolshevism Nazi propaganda?
h-haha yeah bro

hate jews tbf purely for the reason that i have no fallout from hating jews

hating jews is for the thinking man

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>>66570293

never understood the jew hate. I grew up in an area with tonsof jews and they were all pretty great.

none of them commit any crimes, none lived off welfare, and they mostly kept to themselves

>>66570293
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>66570268
>there's a difference between Niggers and blacks
that seems like a cop out

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>>66570372

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>>66570293

I went to the JobCentre to print off the documents I'll need for tomorrows registration process

Hope there are no nasty surprises and I get this job

Had to take passport photos for ID cards, I was right, I do look better facing front and with a strong light making me look white

where my 48% bros at?

>>66570418
post fucking machines

>>66570347
german false flag

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>>66570366
>>66570379
>>66570405
>>66570419
like clockwork

>>66570268
vocaroo

Jews are bro tier, anyone that honestly hates them is a Paki

>>66570453
its not you retard
The Nazis didnt care about the white race they cared about the Germanics

Hello, I'm coming to the UK tomorrow and will be staying for 4 days.
Anything I should know?

>>66570520
where

>>66570492
W-why?

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>>66570372
this desu
I've never even met one

>>66570518
I'm not the wanker you originally replied to

It's just a funny observation

>>66570402
this

we should be happy to have more jews

>>66570520
out

>>66570505
no im saying that the Germans are actually the problem not the Jews

jeans feel looser

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>>66570453
ok

Only abnormies and rasheeds hate yanks desu.

You'd kill for us to move to your country instead of basically any other nationality

>>66570536
want to hear your black yank voice it'll be funny

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>based Francis is now a nu-male
Childhood ruined

>>66570532
>London
To see my mother and buy electronics
>>66570554
but I bring tourist moneys and don't intend to stay, I am also white

>>66570601
he's a scientologist

>>66570610
kaksteist kuud

>>66570593
That's bullying, and I can't right now

oh....looks like I have two interviews for the same job

One with the company themselves and the other with a recruitment agency

Does the recruitment agency take a cut out of my wages or do they just get played a flat fee from the employer?

>>66570598
>The normies that hate you

Erm..no. When I studied abroad at York Uni I easily made friends with loads of normal people.

No one even gave a shit about me being a "yank".

Whereas I see abnormie cunts genuinely upset on here when a yank posts something

>>66570610
good lad. Spend some time outside of London.

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>>66570650
No....
Source?

>>66570610
full of pakis

have fun

imagine instead of the sea level rising, it dropped

over 100 years you'd see new countries

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>>66570601
>the drummer for nirvana got kicked out and joined the army special forces
hmm

>>66570347
But that guy isn't a Jew though

>>66570725
Bet Dave Grohl is very jealous

>>66570725
>the drummer is now one of the deadliest men on the planet
>dave now leads on of the most successful rock bands on the planet
Literally everyone in Nirvana was good except for Kurt
>uhhh random words!
>eat some cancer
>grow a house
>song about rape!

>>66570727
who said he was a jew

>Go to restaurant
>Same girl keeps serving me every time I come in
>Come in one day
>No one behind counter.
>Guy appears.
>"Hey, it's your favorite customer!
>Girl comes out, looking cute and embarassed.
>Brings me the food herself.

this is the best part about being handsome desu

>>66570822
Cute story lad
Date her

>>66570811
the filename

>>66570788
well yeah, that's why he killed himself

>>66570843
i just wrote jew because its easier to remember

>>66570822
>this happened

>>66570846
Courtney Love killed him

>>66570867
>I'm ugly and nothing good happens to me so it can't happen to anyone else!

this is a normie general mate

>>66570658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q8dgEBprWu

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>best friends gf fancies me
Help

>>66570915
Uh-oh lad!

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>>66570915
oh you POOR THING

>>66570924
Worst part is i would absolutely ravage her if they never went out

>>66556136

what do you think they're plotting over there

>>66570942
Do it. I fucked my best mates gf and was the best sex of my life.

They broke up a few motnhs later anyway and he still has no clue

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>>66570971
Scumbag

>>66570996
>>66570996
>>66570996

Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race

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>>66570969
nothing good no doubt

>>66570822
she rubs your food on her fanny