/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>66565462
y'all still full?

>>66565462
this is a great gimmick, it really gets me

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>>66565462
tips

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>BA have to demolish their massive HQ
howling

>>66565390
I can tell you're angry but there's nothing I can do about the fact you will have planes flying over your head 24/7 and lung cancer at age 30 from all the fumes.

Write to your MP, maybe he'll resign like Zac Goldsmith is going to. Meanwhile I'll enjoy living up here in the North, in my quiet 100% white village, no plane noise at all. :)

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*Enter /brit*
*hear the mindless prattle of the /brit/ users*

Sigh, will I ever find some people who are as intellectually gifted as me?

Sandrine Bonnaire will never stomp me bollocks

Reading the works of G. K. Chesterton

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Help me lads.

The business I started failed and now I have to go back to working for my dad's company. What do I say when the staff ask me why I'm back? How do I explain my business failed in a way that doesn't make me look like a complete loser?

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L...Lads, I think I fucked up...

>>66565536
>when the business idea gimmick goes too far

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Just realised how fascist a lot of America' aesthetic is

>>66565545
What is this

>>66565587
yeah no shit
they make kids salute the flag in school
based tbqh

doing some anxiety about being a runt failure

>>66565571
howling 2bqh

>>66565611
shoot some arabs for a self confidence boost lad

>>66565588
Everyone who uses Twitter..... I... I think I killed em

>>66565611
keep calm and post fucking machines

really REALLY need a gf

>>66565611
not as bad as me >>66565536

>>66565433
what a q t :3

>>66565660
I don't get what you're referencing, boyo

>>66565607
At sports events they have jets flight over just show their power as well as singing the national anthem before any domestic sports game. They're live civic nazis

>>66565650
you're a terrible person
what did our Arab brothers do to you?

>>66565684
mate a lot of startint businesses fail
it's completely understanble, you just didn't have the shoulders yet
surely no one will think you're a failure

>>66565674
me too
a french one, to be specific

>>66565484
HS2 is about capacity not speed

>>66565721
t. Nikita Khrushchev

>>66565727
>>66565743
oi oi

>>66565727
understandable*

>>66565727
I know it's normal and stuff. I just want a good answer that sounds respectable not "I fucked up".

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made me thingk

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>>66565633
>estimated to be completed in 2033
>33

That's Numberwang!!!

>>66565433
Fuck off slowpoke

Been on r9k forever

>>66565536
even if your business did fail you're still many times better than any of the runts that never had the nuts to pursue their own business idea

>>66565757
It's utterly pointless, especially when it'll be an outdated technology by the time it's in service.

>>66565433

i wish a flying saucer would abduct me and take me to live in an extra terrestrial technologically advanced society beyond the moon were i would forget all my troubles desu

>>66565767
if you can't find a valid reason yourself just say the truth. It just didn't work out and that's it

>>66565786
I know.

But I still need a good answer to give to these people that sounds mildly respectable.

>>66565769
>scotland
>hungary

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I just want a Texan booby model gf

>>66565704
yeah well its a modern empire
Maybe if European countries seen themselves like Americans do we wouldnt have the problems we do have

>>66565721

>arab
>brothers

oh my

We are all Brussels

Why does every country that does have a ceremonial monarch become a totalistarian state without fail

>HS2 estimated to be completed in 2033
lol what, that's like 400 years

>>66565721
>our arab brothers
what

>>66565867
foy

>>66565853
>>66565704
>>66565587
Its brand marketing

Fuck off socialist shill

slept five hours haha

>>66565704
hurr durr nazees xD

>>66565883
Meant to
say doesnt

>>66565811
Yes, but if you want up to date technology constantly you need to basically purge the entire system.

Unions and red tape make everything very inefficient

>>66565767

use the term "it went under".

>>66565704
fuck off mate jets are cool, america is cool, why wouldn't you celebrate it? you don't know what nazi means

>>66565889
That's pretty normal to me

Amazing how dark around the eyes one can get from sleep deprivation, everyone can tell you are a mess

>>66565929
>blaming Unions
good goy

Ywn get London sale value on the compulsory purchase of your home 1 metre from a run way

Northerners btfo

>>66565947
Is it possible to become too stronk?

>>66565889
>>66565947
for the last year of secondary school i would get about 3 hours sleep a night, it was probably one of the most horrible times of my life honestly

keep making cups of tea so i have something to wash down my pills with but then i end up forgetting to take the pills and finishing the tea

>>66565956
how much are they getting

>>66565929
it's more nimby runts than unions in this case

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good morning

>>66565956
>London sale value
but its literally on the edge

heading to work lads haha

>>66565948
train drivers earn stupid amounts of money and still go on strike a lot

>>66565971
nutcase

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the next NORTHERNER that crosses my path is gonna get hit by a ton of invisible lead soup

think on

went to subway for lunch

was alright

>>66565984
Its the SE property bubble tbf

>>66565769

all of swedens neighbours lel

>>66565996
I prefer buses

>>66565929
No you don't at all. HS2 really serves no purpose.

>>66565996
I lived near a subway for my second year of uni

sick of the damn things after that

is this agatha the new tim?

find it a bit weird desu

>>66565996
come to /brit/ for posts such as this

>6 terminals

northern tears

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Why don't they make sexy statues anymore?

>close borders
>spend billions on a new runway

>>66565995
>hit by a ton of invisible lead soup

Quite partial to Bovril so go ahead

>>66566028
i want to rim that statue

>>66566024
What size does that make it on the largest airport list

>>66566003
They are the go-to idiot punchline

>>66565956
Yes, and then have to be removed from your local community, neighbours, friends and family and find yourself utterly lost when the only place you can afford to move to is a paki-infested shithole.

take a nap or make coffee?

tim's new place is nice

>>66566047
might bump up to number 3

Booked myself in for a laser session

3 weeks from now and at 9am, I was pretending that I was employed so it had to be before 2pm and on a Saturday or Friday

Bitch mum was listening at the other end of the door

>>66566028
because there's pictures and videos now you old-fashioned twat

>>66566047
Its the busiest airport in the world

>>66565999
It's not prime London though, pekka.

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HOWLING

>>66566076
All this fuss and not even no 1

Kek

Londoners btfo

northern airports exist purely to fly to malaga

prove me wrong

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>>66566084
WRONG

>>66566084
thats atlanta

>>66566088
Poorest house in the SE is worth 5 in the north

>>66566095
this story dropped last night but of course the MSM isn't covering it

>tfw Charles De Gaulle Airport already has 4 runways

why are we so pathetic lads?

no tobacco but too hungover to go shop

>>66566108
southern airports go to corfu????

chrome has made everything bigger and stupidly clunky

I remember when the internet was exclusively for intelligent people, not dribbling fucking normie retards who sit on Vine all day screaming WURRL STAR LOOOL

>>66566125
Is this the shit you tell yourself, Tariq?

Gotta print off and scan like 20 documents and get 2x passport sized photos if I want a shitty Xmas temp job

>>66566158
>I remember when the internet was exclusively for intelligent people

yeah nah you don't

>>66566158
>I remember when the internet was exclusively for intelligent people

old man

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>>66566158
>chrome has made everything bigger and stupidly clunky
>
>I remember when the internet was exclusively for intelligent people, not dribbling fucking normie retards who sit on Vine all day screaming WURRL STAR LOOOL

How do we summon Train-kun?

>>66566170
I had to do a 50 minute interview to get a christmas job in the stockroom at harvey normans haha

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making lasagna

frozen lasagna in the microwave that is

i can't cook

>>66565990
They don't strike about money.

They strike about other things like safety.

>>66566154
amsterdam schipol has 6 runways

chicago has 9 runways
9 fucking runways

*ahem*

TRAINS

>>66566204
>i can't cook
Can't, or won't?

Lasagna is fucking easy to make from scratch, fella.

WHOI DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEY'VE HAD A SHET

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would you

>>66566077
you resemble your father an awful lot

making noodles from scratch, lads

>>66566259
why would you ever do that

>>66566230
nothing to cook with

>A380, 0 orders
>747-8, 4 orders

airbus on suicide watch

Business idea: expand manchester airport

>>66566244
>steal her
>she can't escape

yes

>>66566246
yeah, I hate him for cursing me with this dark skin and receding hairline

>>66566271
more like airbust amirite

>>66566264
Nah, I'm just kidding, I guess..

>>66566158
>I remember when the internet was exclusively for intelligent people
aka usenet area

>>66566230
no it isn't

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>can't sleep
>anxiety gets worse
>anxiety makes it even harder to sleep

Heathrow's location makes it fucking difficult to expand.

Just build a new fucking airport

>>66566336
this is why I always have a small stash of emergency benzos

>>66566244
Can she use Bankai?

>>66566348
build it underground

>>66566315
Of course it is, you simple petrol-sniffing Abo nignog.

>>66566218
Central hubs are bigger duh
The more central the bigger

Largest is in bumfuck nowhere in the states

>>66566348
not that difficult lad

"just build a new fucking airport" he says

i'm not made of airports

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>africa

>>66566411
You're fucking Britian. You dominated the Skies in WW2, what the fuck do you mean you're not made of Airports?

business idea: spend the runway money on HS2, 3 and 4 so the north can have a functioning transport system

>Zac Goldsmith set to quit as MP over Heathrow decision

>>66566443
oh fuck off you yank bastard

>>66566411
>>66566409
>>66566368
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35855676

>>66566443
no he's Deano

I'm Britain

>>66566452
don't worry lad they're putting trams in the north hahhaha

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>>66566441
>The only time Chad is ever lonely

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>>66566441
>Niger

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>An 11-year-old girl has been sexually assaulted by three boys under the age of 10, police have said.
>Detectives said the boys were at a funeral attended by the travelling community.

don't understand this world

>>66566452
>high speed rail line from middlesbrough to grimsby via hull

money well spent lad

>>66566056

have a masturbate.

>>66566452
North doesn't need HS2, you fagKraut

>>66566464
Y...y.you too

>>66566484
How old are you?
>>66566490
>tinkers
Not surprised

>>66566490
>travelling community.
fucking gypsies

>>66566513
46

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screaming at the thoughts of a northerner who's only ever used class 142s in their lives suddenly getting on a japanese/chinese high speed train

their minds would literally explode

>>66566452
Smithy fancy a trip to the Doncaster Job Centre for a change?

revive my thread lads
>>66566331

>>66566441
where are those three most northern planes going the madmen

>>66566492
It would have to be to from Middlesbrough to Darlington first lad.

>brits can't get tanora

haha benders

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>>66566543
the earth isn't flat

>>66566533
>chinese
>engineering
Those two shouldn't be together

>>66566606
what the fuck is tanora

>>66566625
indian curry

>>66566610
it is though

>>66566610
Yes it is

>>66566625
fuck off jackeen like

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Why can't we have comfy trains?

Just got the menegitis jab lads.

How sick are my gains going to be now?

>>66566678
>What is the Hogwarts Express
Fucking muggles can't begin to comprehend /comfy/

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>the earth isn't flat

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norway

>>66566673
im not a jackeen

>>66566692
well done, you've injected yourself with autism

currently digging for gold
just found a big one

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>>66566655
>that moment when you find out that Ireland was the most technologically advanced civilization in the world
>until they discovered alcohol

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>>66566678
we do

>>66566263

they go inside and kick him in the arse lel

>>66566717
Is that the Northern Powerhouse?

>>66566708
Fuck really? I was told it's basically a substitute for test?

This is highly worrying

>>66566711
an irishman couldn't discover a piss up in a brewery

Yanks are the mongrels of the planet

>>66566750
no it's a cute little train

>>66566717
>>66566750
shit meme 2bh

>>66566673
I don't know what it is either la

>>66566282

bleach your skin like michael jackson.

>>66565433
Who is she

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>Is that the Northern Powerhouse?

How many people here are not white. I come from a 98% white community so this is very interesting to me

>>66566773
ameriguh, fuck yeah

gonna save the mother fuckin day yeah

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>tfw haven't ridden a class 800

>>66565433
>giving attention to attention whores

fucking hate how betas enable these cunts so easily

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>>66566796
Planning on it

>>66566828
my parents and grandparents are white

beyond that, don't know or care

>>66566767
ah yes it appears that the autism has already taken hold

>>66566831
ah yes the massively over engineered train

>>66566839
Who is she and why is she an attention whore
She just makes videos what's the harm? Don't be a bitter cunt desu

yanks trying their hardest to kill this thread with their anaemic banter

imagine being a literal rape baby

>>66566336

some night anxiety keeps me up literally all night. the more i try to sleep the more anxious i get. the only thing that helps is xanax and im having to take larger amounts every time i take it because you build up a tolerance. dont know what i'll do when i have to stop taking it.

>>66566858
Kek

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chatting with the gf :3

>>66565433
how young is she and why are we bullying her

>>66566869
he's one of those daft robots who thinks any woman making videos online is attention whoring

>>66566880
all penetrative sex is rape

>>66566909
>we

I don't affiliate myself with the other parts of 4chan

>>66566909
She's 17 and we're not bullying her.

be aware that I could drop any of you, at any point, should I wish it

thank your god that I do NOT wish it

>>66566358

lel

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the missus was violently attacked yesterday in asda lads pls help if you know anything

>>66566908
Jesus

>>66566935
>Memes are ideas that violently force you to propagate them

>>66566858
Fuck sake lads

holy diver

>>66566908
LLF

Heathrow is the best choice 2bh

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>>66566961
>slide tackled

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>>66566961

>>66566976
You've been down too long in the midnight sea

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>>66566961

Update on the jab: my head is hurting and I probably have severe autism

>>66566986
why not gatwick

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rate

>>66566961
BANTERED

business idea: build an airport in grimsby

>>66567034
grim

>>66567026
What about N.Ireland?
Also aren't the Middle Class = Sheep Shaggers?

>>66567034
grim

>>66566961
>buying sour milk

>>66567026
>cornwall
>rich
>wales
>middle class

having a very good chuckle over this

>>66567026
>essex
>pakis
mate, we're like 99.5% white

0.05/10

>>66566482

ayy

>>66567016
It's not as well geared towards long-haul flights

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>>66567026
>Cornwall
>Rich

>wales
>the poorest region in Europe
>middle class

not even giving you a (You) for that you grubby cunt

>>66567026
>all of south east is pakis
>wales is middle class

don't rate it

>>66567083
thats devon you spong and yes we are VERY rich

>>66567026
stupefyingly ignorant

the missus stinks of sour milk

she won't tell me what happened

>see ex gf
>she got fat
gg no re

>>66567016
heathrow has underground

>>66567034
sby

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Well lads?

>get offered a job with a very large, well respected international company
>the job is a shitty customer service position with a fairly low salary in an eastern european city

hmm

>>66566880
fuck off, I was cheated at life

>>66567124
>(1.6 MB, 3264x1836)
Shan't be opening this

>>66567124
Lost.

>>66567124
Rasheed

>>66567102
I know it's Devon you muppet

I was making the point that Devon is better in every way than Cornwall

You live in caravans

business idea: hide file size and res from australian posters

>>66567124
>orange penguin

disgusting

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>>66567155
Well done

be honest with me lads

what does a womans fanny taste like?

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Choo choo gaylords

>>66567200
Thank you I googled it

imagine being muslim and your glory days all behind you and all you can do is look at the superiority of the west and seethe

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Why do Cornish people get so butthurt about rich North Londoners owning all the nice houses there? If you don't like it you shouldn't have sold the houses lmao

>>66567166
excellent post

>>66567171
>10 words
Shan't be reading this

>>66567206
salty milk/coins

What we caught we threw away
What we didn’t catch, we kep

My gf says that if this post gets three (You)s, she'll try anal.

>>66567232
they've turned the weans against us

>>66567245
so If i put a load of salt in some milk and drink it will that be comparable?

>>66567273
yeah

>>66567264
Lice or any other pest

>>66567206
imagine sticking your face in a fanny

it's as disgusting as that

convince me to wank

normies normies whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when we come for you

>>66567264
Don't awaken that aussie riddle autist

>>66567264
rice

>>66567206
Weak vinegar

>>66567296
cheater

What starts with "n" and rhymes with "bigger"?
nigger

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AGATHA IS A LUMP OF FOUL DEFORMITY

>>66567311
*Pulls down my bra strap*

>>66567206
nothing if it's clean

>>66567312
say hello and watch you vanish,
an autist: social contact does banish

>>66567355
you really are a gay little twat aren't you

>>66566750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDqR4fqIWE

Alright Lads. What's it like being a peasant?

t.Devon :')

>>66567347
Bit shit how that game turned out, in the beginning it seemed like everyone was just having a bit of fun but now you jump into a random match and it seems everyone thinks it's sooper cerius business
Ridiculous desu

at work lads

google image searched "august ames xxx" about 8 times in the past 2 hours

devon is shit

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I AM COMPLETE

>>66567355
can't believe that this teenaged icelandic runt is here shitposting on level terms with us

>>66567412
confirmed not true
south best>(((london)))

>>66566848

um...was only joking.

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>I AM COMPLETE

my life is like a depressing ken loach film

>>66567412
How about you come here and say that? I will fuck you up

>>66567419
Not teenaged

>>66567412
meet me at exeter cathedral in 15 minutes

just suggested to a girl that watching telly would be better if I was with her

waiting for her to invite me over

>>66567472
>>66567472
>>66567472

my life is like an autistic Refn film

>>66566908

>in dinosaur

oh my.

>>66567455
>>66567487
see you there runts

>>66567487
>tfw could easily have a meetup with at least 3 other twats here
>tfw I NEVER will
hehe

>>66566953
>She's 17 and we're not bullying her.

clearly someone is bullying her.

>>66567487
>Exeter

Runtiest city in Devon
Runtier than torquey

Not as runty as Manchester or Birmingham though

>>66567549
haha devilish

>>66567556
>torquey
hmmm

>>66567270

arseholes are for poo.