/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>66559703
>american "cheese"
post a better burger

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>>66559703

Haven't had a french fry in months senpai.

>sat a banana next to my garlic bread on accident
>come back few hours later
>garlic bread tastes fucking horrible and like a banana but iwth garlic on it
how does this happen

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>>66559716
me on the right

>>66559734
Diffusion

american burgers never look like the pictures and they or taste good

its kurva burgeretek btw

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so the shining is half leech on ptp and I've never seen it before

do I go with the 2 hour international cut, or the 2 and a half hour us version?

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>>66559716
What's the hungarian equivalent of a burger?

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>>66559759
the fuck did you call me

>>66559759
They paint the burgers in the pictures to make them look better.

>>66559767
>2 hour international cut

Pretty sure its heavily censored and only adds little bits that don't even add on to the main story.

Vanilla is best

>>66559778
Cabbage

>>66559767
US version is superior.

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>>66559672
Γιατί?

>>66559782
why is she crying? did she put hot salsa on that burger?

>>66559842
Don't you eat tacos and frijoles when you're sad?

>>66559842
those are tears of joy

she hadn't had a burger for a whole week

What happens in Minneapolis?

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>>66559778
lángos
or roasted kolbász with mustard and fresh bread

god, why is car insurance so fucking expensive

I dont want to have to call lyft or Uber every time I get off work at midnight

what is your favorite band? I'm a hip hop fan and want to get into rock

>>66559871
we could steal this idea and make it better just like we did with the pizza

>>66559828

because LARPing as a Greek is cringeworthy

>>66559879
>iktf
How much does the rideshare usually cost you??

>>66559879
Take the bus or something.

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>>66559880
Feeder or Oasis (maybe Garbage, but I only own 2 albums by them).

>>66559904

like 7 or 8 bucks. Which is fucking stupid because Im only 5 minutes away by car

>>66559907

normally I would but nothing runs that late that gets me back home

>>66559892
well the natives already have frybread

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>>66559869
Somalians get gibs, pic related.

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>>66559871
They look good, I'd like to try one someday.

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>>66559892
>>66559871

Drop the onions, add melted cheese and chicken/ground beef. Boom already improved.

>>66559871
i will move to europe and open authentic mexican food restaurants

>>66559892
its high fat, it can be stuffed with literally anything
from cabbage to sweet sour scream or ham or taccos or what have you

now ill proceed to check if theres any business in the US involving lángos

>>66559880
Lately I've really been into the Fleet Foxes and Modest Mouse.

*grabs everyone by the pussy*

>>66559976

*sprays you with bear mace*

>>66559957
They already have some in Spain

>>66559961
Move to Seattle and no joke you could sell them out of a truck for $9-12 each. You could be easily be bringing in 6 figures a year.

>>66559943
Fuck don't do this to me

>>66559934
Wasn't expecting that.

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>>66559961
>high fat

Heh, what do you consider """"high"""" fat


>>66559929
been riding a moped I got for 130 bucks the past 8 months with no insurance.

Fuck bike insurance.

>>66559976
boypussy*

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>>66559976
My proletariat comrade!

>>66559880
Kyuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-uXVEPfAg

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I want a comfy life like Keanu desu, fuck everything.

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>>66559996
>the heaviest concentrations of Somalis in the US are found in the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and Saint Paul)

>>66559993
already a thing in NY, its unironically a truck
(we do it in vans, because we poor)
>>66559997
its really unhealthy to eat it daily, baked in hot oil, its 42% fat

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>>66560085
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/amazing-story-keanu-reeves-gave-away-75-million-matrix-salary/

He's a class act, comes from his years in Canada.

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>>66560126
>42

It couldn't have been any other number

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>>66560107
wow ethiopias flag is really cool

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>>66560153
He grew up in leafland I guess that's why he's so nice.

>>66560172
shame the people aren't

sioux falls is going the way of minneapolis. that shouldn't happen to a town of ~150k

>>66559900
that's a very odd answer, I never mentioned anything about donning ancient costumes and re-enacting battles of Troy and Sparta, it's just that the dēmotikē form doesn't have /h/ sound and it's stupid to drop a sound with no good reason.
thanks, Andreas Papandreou (!)

Imagine if folk tried to speak English never pronouncing haitch.

>gf tells me she appreciates my asperger
Wow

Nobody ever said that to me before

God I love her so much ;_;

>>66560206

listen you damn greekaboo, you need to stop.

nah it's okay m8, I'm just messing with you anyway.

>>66559943
looks like someone nutted on a piece of frybread and added some overcooked slices of ham randomly placed and two long blades of grass on top.
delicious.

>>66560107
That's legitimately interesting. Why are they there? Seems a bit cold compared to the Horn of Africa.
>>66560153
I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>66560178
who's the girl, I must know for...
... reasons.

went 2 (two) days without jacking off until tonight :'(
I knew i'd regret it

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>>66560107
Can confirm this, I went to the Mid West once.

>>66560273
what's so bad about it

>>66560254
>eating food that's been nutted on
My fetish

>>66559759

Well duh, the food in ads is dolled up with hairspray and other chemicals and is taken from the best perspective. What do you think marketing is about?

>>66559976
[feels the balls to check they're at the right pressure]
"Uups, a little bit too much pressure applied on that one!"

>>66560263
stupid lutheran agencies are doing god's work by bringing africans into our nice and comfy towns

it's fucking annoying

>>66560309
do you really need to ask this question
have you ever watched the alex jones show

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>>66560339
who

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>>66560339
>alex jones
you mean alex shores

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>>66560126
>42% fat
Dios mio!

>>66560263
Bit rude desu

I guess he was having a bad day. He seems like the kind of person who harbors deep sadness inside. I know how that goes. I think it's something that happens to a lot of guys who lack a proper father figure.

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>>66560263
>Why are they there?

They are refugees, that's why the settled in the Scandinavian part of the USA.

>>66560360
He sells water purifiers. He's like a Billy Mays/Shamwow type guy.

>>66560391
Even Americans with Scandinavian roots are cucks what a lovely surprise.

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>>66560360

>>66560384
we are the americans of europe, fattest country on the continent for a reason

>>66560400
>infowars

OY VEY

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>>66560387
What did I tell you about playing with those hooks Sven?

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>>66560384
>he hasn't seen me tuck into a a bag of mixed nuts, full mayonnaise (no extra ingredients, just the basic ones) cream and the strawberry to top it off thrown into one of those big plates used to serve pasta.

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>>66560387
>Not recognizing ancient copypasta
By all accounts, Keanu is a truly good person. He probably does harbor sadness though. Him and his longtime girlfriend had a stillborn baby and she was killed in a drunk driving accident a year later. This was all years ago though.

>>66560387
it's copypasta lol

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>>66560339
>do you really need to ask this question
yes,>>66560339
>have you ever watched the alex jones show
only this bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgQj6MepkmQ

>>66560604
>>66560624
I see. I've been here for ages but there's still some pastas I didn't see.

But yeah. As I said. I think being fatherless creates a hole inside you.

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>>66560657
I miss my father

I wish I could've avenged him

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>>66560657
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make mistakes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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>>66560704

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>>66560732

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>>66560752

As much as I want to post cute anime picture with chile and whatshiscountry. I must go to sleep.

Bye now

http://www.lbc.co.uk/
Brawl in MékiJonałds:
http://www.lbc.co.uk/
F**in' ni**er, P**i b*st*rds, I'll have a MacFluwwy

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>>66560844
>shitskins cautiously attack in groups

I love Brexit.

Rule Britannia.

>>66560896
And cumskins kick pregnant women.

We need more Australians. Fuck New Zealand though

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>>66560966
>cum
>source of all life

Ain't even mad bro, they deserve it all and more. Glad to see them getting BTFO.

Rule Britannia.

>>66560896
That man just earned a ticket to heaven.

>>66561076
>pregnant women deserve to be kicked in the stomach
Too bad your dad didn't feel the same way. I wonder if he regrets not doing that?

>>66559842
American soldier

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>>66561209
>Ahmed's still salty

It's getting late, I'd rather not do this again.

>>66561307
Do what? Masturbate to dead minorities and cry about your lack of gf?

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>>66561354
>cry about your lack of gf?

Nice projection Abdul, glad to see I rustled your jimmies so thoroughly. :^)

>>66561459
Eh, not really, it's pretty evident. You're not really fooling anyone.

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>>66561494
>He's still this mad

kek, at least admit you're Muslim next time. I wouldn't have ridden you so hard.

>>66561542
>y-y-your butthurt
>y-y-your muslim
You're a faggot.

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>>66561600
Goodnight anon, have a good sleep!

>>66559703
It's kurva burgeretek

>>66561819
But it is more funny this way

my fucking back aahhhhh

hate hate HATE adhesive weights

Well I'm barely starting my essay kek

>>66559703
>>66559703
>>66559703
>>66559703
new thread

>>66562704
I made a mistake

>>66542007
>>66542007 new thread

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Need a new job, guys. I still have my old one, but it's worn me down so much that I don't think I can handle another day there.

Was thinking of a work-from-home "call centre" type thing, but I'm not sure where to even start looking.

Why people don't put any icons on their desktop? The whole point of the desktop is to harbor icons and folders. Its primary function is not aesthetic.

>>66563750
What icons would I put there?

All my programs are either in the tray, or in the quicklaunch area of the Start menu. And all my files are in their appropriate directories.

Desktop is temporary storage, or for quick notes. The only people who use it as their main icon area, storage, and more, are grand-mas or tech-illiterate Chads.

I just BTFO this faggot in an anime argument lads

>>66564001
Nice

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Anybody else here listen to ASMR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKX7l6os-s

I'm ugly so, I am used to being lonely, but when I feel extra lonely, it's nice to have anything in my ear that is some form of attractive contact.

Just want to know I'm not the only one.

>>66564785
I listen to it but not for the ronery shit. I just like having sounds circulating around in my head or something that sounds nice like squishy sounds. Don't even necessarily get the tingly feeling except on rare occasions.

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>>66564829
Any that you find enjoyable? I feel nice when there is talking, breathing, ect.

>>66564895
I normally just circulate around the abyss that is ASMR with Japanese characters as the title. It takes a few clicks to find one I like since I don't know what they contain.

Deep Ocean of Sounds is pretty good in my opinion. I don't know if you would like it due to the fact that it's solely just sounds with no human being shown.

>>66564785
nerd

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>>66564951
I'll give it a shot

>>66565021
I know, pic related

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>tfw no white gf

Really wish white girls weren't disgusted by Black guys

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Good morning, /cum/.

Did you sleep?

>>66565550
Good morning Canada :D

has anyone ever lived in their car here before
what was it like

>>66565828
Not very spacious.

>>66565828
It was...alright.

I kept the back seats folded down and slept with my feet in the trunk, head in the cabin, with the car pulled on a side road. Not super comfortable, but it was better than sleeping on a bench. Food was almost all take-out. Cleaning was done at the YMCA (income-scaled membership ran me about 20$ per month). Laundry was done at...a laundromat. Duh.

It would have been nice to have more to do (had my DS and charged it at fast food places during meals, and a small TV which took 8 D batteries). Got REALLY cold during the Winter. Almost couldn't move because of how many blankets I had piled on me.

But if you're in a pinch, it's not the worst option. At most I was spending 100$ on gas every month, about 40$ for all my cleaning needs, and about 50$ for food. So...about 200$.

It's a very sad, lonely life though.

>>66565930
>had my DS and charged it at fast food places during meals
Why didn't you just get a car charger?

>>66565981
Kills the car battery. On it's own it's not a big draw, but add that, the phone, maybe other things because it's convenient and bam. Dead battery, expensive to replace.

I was eating out for every meal anyway, so I figured I may as well plug all my shit in for the half hour I'm in there. Free power is free power.

Day three. I wake up and my Trump sign is still in the yard. Hope it can make it to November 8th.

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made some poutine lads

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>>66566265
cool spoon

>>66566300
it's a fork

it is pretty cool, the handle is made of bone

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>>66566362
R-russian bones?

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>tfw you will never run a business and have a thicc secretary assistant who you make wear pencil skirts at all times in the office

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>>66566654
idk

I'm pretty sure the bone was taken from a spooky skeleton though

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>>66566992
spoopy

>>66566992
What the hell Pekka. There are children browsing.

>>66559944
>Drop the onions
It doesn't have onions you twat,it has a sour cream named tejföl and cheese with garlic sauce.

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>on my second day off
>IN A ROW

>work calls and wants me to come in from noon until midnight

Fuck 'em, I'm staying home.

>>66567565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
what do you think of this?

>>66567700
wtf i hate donald duck now

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I have arisen, good morning friends.

>>66568632
Go back to sleep

going to sleep even though its 10 am
be nice to mexico /cum/

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>>66568657
no bully

>>66568765
I love to bully Canadians!!!

>>66560194
Fargo here.

Same thing, living in an apartment building with like 70% immigrant families. At least half of Walmart employees wear the dress-things.

Literally my only complaint is their need to use the car horn to get family members to come down to their cars. It's 8 am, guys, chill.

>>66559759
The only good burgers are the ones you make from scratch.

>>66560704
I wish to have a comfy anime gf

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>I loved her so much
>I spent years thinking that she had faked her death to get away from me; was heartbroken
>Yesterday I learned that she is really dead; that she did love me

>tfw I'll never be an anime girl

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>mfw my neighbor has some likely illegal spics repairing her roof with my Trump yard sign in full view next door

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I haven't jerked of in one (1) day.

I just farted so violently it tore my butthole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONlfyfb6sWM
BEST opening of the season tbqhwyfam

why do people make fun of me?

>>66571884
Girls in that are built like an Asanagi character.

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I met a wonderful girl.
She is amazing.
And I have had so much fun talking to her.

But as of Friday, I have felt nothing towards her. It was sudden, and without reason. Don't say "I burned out." I still know she is wonderful and know every reason I should love her.

Beyond that, I feel apathy towards everything. On Monday, I tried to imagine my family dying. And I felt nothing. I tried to recall a scenario that made me angry. I felt nothing. And when I see other girls around the school to whom I was previously attracted, I feel nothing. And when I see some idiot post a dirty image here on 4chan, I feel no sexual attraction like usual. Only today have I begun to feel any emotions again. I feel a distant sadness, but I'm not sure why. Everything in my life was going great.
I was happy on Thursday. On Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, I felt... empty.

I have ADHD and OCD (both are real diagnoses, no self-diagnosing), and I've been taking the same medicine (Adderall XR) for years, so I doubt that has anything to do with it.

Depression runs in my family. My mother and sister both have it.
Is it possible that I have it, too? I thought it was just supposed to make your sad days sadder, not completely remove any feeling, including sadness.
Does depression affect your love towards someone?

If that isn't it, what are possible causes of what I'm experiencing? I just want to fall back in love with her again.

I want my heart back. I feel like the tin man

>>66572027
every single girl in anime is unnatural as fuck

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>>66572039
>somthing happened that didn't make me happy
>le mad world beause life is weird because donnie darko movie because meme song! really kewl and so truu, look i'm confused!! :,Cc

I think this married woman wants my dick

she is 29 (I'm 20), a little chubby but not in a bad way, and has a young daughter

Is is morally wrong to have sex with he if her husband never finds out? Should I do it?

srs question

>>66572178
>a little chubby but not in a bad way
Post image of her, block out the face.

>>66572156
What? I said nothing happened, you ditz.

I literally just randomly become totally apathetic.

>>66572209
no, just trust me that she is sexy enough for my standards

too fucking cold and too fucking tired to handle classes today

>>66572231
i'm just tired of people using overused song lyrics from movies to try to explain a normal feeling and look deep.
It doesn't feel authentic

Just finished early voting
+1 for Hillary

>>66572418
There are literally no actual Hillary supporters on 4chan.

There are neutral people and even some Trump supporters pretending to for (You)s, but no actual ones.

>>66572178
How old is the daughter?

re-rolling for suicide

>>66572666
congrats man

>>66572699
My unironic last post.

See you in hell /cum/

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This ought'a turn your cog wheels.

>made a 93 on my calculus 2 exam

Feelin bretty gud

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what ever happen notorious canacuck shitposter ?

"balaklava man" ?

hes good dude. i think he's going to make it, one way or another.

>>66573751
he shot himself after typing out a long six or seven part missive on why, see if i can find it for you

morning, /cum/dumpsters

8am classes should be abolished.

>>66573416
Good job, bud.
I sucked dick at Calc 2.

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/sadcum/

>>66574063
My calculus 2 class is at 8 AM kek.

Honestly, the hardest math class I've ever taken was pre-cal. Calculus 1 and so far 2 are so much easier than pre-cal.

>>66572666
ayy check em. Say hi to Satan for me

>>66574244
Cal 1 was easy for me and 2 probably could've been easy, but I had no place or interest in that class, and I don't think I was being taught all that well.
I'm planning on retaking the class before the end of my college years, so it won't be such a stain on my GPA.

Maybe not being high all day isn't so bad

>>66574403
But maybe it is.

>>66574403
smoke it, my man

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I don't want to play video games, shitpost on 4chan, or watch videos on the internet.

I don't know what to do?

>>66574452
Go outside.
Sucks to be you if you live in a city, though.

>>66573751
i want to cum in a naked ukie pussy really bad
help me make my dream a reality

fuck ohio tbqh
>>66574452
smoke some weed, or walk outside, or go the park. get some fresh air anon

>>66574429
>>66574443
Go away impure thoughts

whats wrong with this general i went to sleep and came back and this edition is still up?

>>66574452
Go find a gf.

>>66574573
Well gee, maybe it's because 90% of the thread's population also went to sleep and is just now waking up like you are
Never mind the fact that it's a weekday

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>>66574557
think of the good times you've had while smoking

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ended up having to go to the hospital and have my anus sutured, there was a small tear that wouldn't stop bleeding

Is it weird to travel alone?
I want to go on a roadtrip but I'm a friendless loser.

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>>66574403
>I-I'm not addicted, you can't get addicted to weed!
>I just struggle to go a day without getting high is all

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>>66574697
at least your gf didnt break up with you today.
makes me want to hang myself, we'd been together for years and she just, leaves.

>>66574780
you can have a psychological addiction to just about any activity you idiot

>>66574817
They're fickle, aren't they?

>>66574844
Whatever helps makes you feel better, be it reassuring lies or plain old denial.
Of course, it won't help stop your bones from thinning out.

>>66574817
>>66574697
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/369840

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WHY HASN'T THE NEW GUN I BOUGHT SHIPPED YET

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>66574928
I dont understand what your point is. You cannot have a physical addiction to weed like one does to opioids or nicotine. Only a mental one, which is easily beaten.

>>66575025
would rather have my anus bleed than my gf leave me

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Under what historical circumstances would this be completely plausible?

>>66575171

the entire westernmost cities falling into the ocean, and the eastern most cities of California suddenly quadrupling in population

>>66575171
I like how this map looks because it's almost a chess board of diversity.

If things were like this elections would be way more fun

>>66574780
You can't get PHYSICALLY or CHEMICALLY addicted to weed, however you can still get psychologically addicted to it, which is true for just about everything.
>>66574928
It's not denial, it's basic science; there's nothing in weed that supersedes anything naturally produced by your body.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/790944998409773056

Was the 1965 immigration act the worst thing to ever happen to this country?

>>66575269
You can get physically addicted to weed, myself and others I know could not eat or sleep properly without it

When I cut down on weed I was sick, sleepless, and had no appetite for a couple weeks

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>there exists a timeline where the 1812 war was a complete victory and canada was fully annexed by america

>>66575434
That's all psychological because I guarantee you still had hunger pangs, just no appetite, right?

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>>66574498
I am not human smuggler. I won't mail to you physical human being.
But if you have interest in learning language, talking to some qt Ukrainian girl, you should see website "interpals"

pro tip : do not participate in autism fest "interpals general" on /int/

>>66575580
what?

I want free shit

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>>66575511
>there exists a timeline where the US and canada is annexed into one large country, the Royal Canadian Provinces of Greater America
I WANNA GO BACK

>tfw no beautiful ukrainian gf

>>66567700
Well

I'VE BECOME SOO NUMMB

>>66575632
When you quit smoking
Your stomach still hurt because you're hungry
But you had no appetite
Correct?

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I have grown to like to listen to Trump's speeches.

I can't stop.

Didn't sleep much last night, didn't go into work today but my job is flex time so it's cool.

Smoking weed, drinking beer, and watching Portlandia.

Idk why I bought a Shocktop variety pack, Shocktop fucking sucks.

>on holiday in Vegas
>turn on tv
>literally every other advert is some cringeworthy pro-clinton propaganda
>haven't seen anything from Trump

why the fuck isn't he spending any money on this?

>>66575681
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEERE

>>66575768
He's already given up and diverted his attention to the "the whole thing is rigged" narrative

>>66575768
because he gets FREE advertisement just by saying shit like "grab em by the pussy".

>>66575718
what?

you think heroin addicts don't have hunger pangs?

>>66573751
All canadians are shitposters though. I've literally never seen a canadian make a good post.

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>talk to a democrat friend
>topic is elections
>he says "you know, i think trump has really good ideas""
>"so why you're not voting for him?"
>"I don't know.... I think he's too good and that's dangerous"
Are democrats literally retarded?

>>66575854
i make good posts all the time, i have dozens of americans who can vouch for me

>>66575854
I've literally never seen an amerishart not get triggered by shart in mart posts.

>>66575862
>stdh.txt

>>66575768
Because Nevada is usually red.

>>66575926
I take that back, Nevada went for Clinton for both his runs.

>>66575885
sup
thanks for making a well thought out and genuine reply to this thread, as always! Thank you for contributing

>>66575848
What the fuck are you on about, heroin has nothing to do with this
I'm just asking a simple question, I don't know how I could word it any more simply.
When you stopped smoking weed, you said you couldn't eat anything. This isn't because you're not hungry though, but it's because you mentally do not want to eat anything because you have no appetite.
Understand?

As the first time travelling president of the United States of America, I will:

1- Time travel and make the independence day be 10/10 of 1777

2- Declare African Americans to be free of slavery and have the same rights as everyone else from day 1

3- Win the 1812 war and annex Canada as well as northern parts of Mexico at the time, including the Baja California and Cuba.

4- Promote MORE of white European immigration and maybe even Japanese and Korean, and less of blacks and latinos.

5- Support the Axis during World War 2.

Those are my 5 government goals as the first time travelling president of the United States of America.

Please vote.

>>66575926
Live in Vegas. We've almost never been red.

>>66576124
I would commit voter fraud for you.

>>66576124
Also, I will change the party system to a single party like George Washington and the other founding fathers originally wanted the USA to be

>>66576073
heroin is physically addictive
heroin addicts still have hunger pangs

understand?

weed is physically addictive and anyone who has been a heavy user or has known one is aware of this

>>66576192
You don't know anything about Las Vegas, do you?

>>66576124
>2- Declare African Americans to be free of slavery and have the same rights as everyone else from day 1

Why? The correct solution was to repatriate them

>>66576131
Yeah.
Slight brain damage on my part.

>>66576124

>annexing commie islands

no

I love going outside, exercising, and getting all sweaty, then taking a shower and then smoking weed immediately afterwards. Best way to smoke.

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I think its gonna be nail bitingly close in PA and FL and there's gonna be hella voter fraud and maybe a recount

>>66576230
clearly you don't

>>66576272
lol wetback, you have to go back

>>66576266
no one cares that you're 18. It's time to grow up and leave your parents basement

>>66576348
Went to Arbor View High school, bitch.

>>66576345
in pa and voting clinton unironically

Australians are taking our shitposts, our memes, our threads, our animeys. Sad!

>>66576420
Fuck you, you're gonna have the blood of 1 million dead iranians on your hands you sick fuck

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>>66576439

>taking our animeys

I wont stand for this

>>66576202
Yes, but heroin addicts also have a slew of other symptoms, namely the effects of dopamine withdrawal, which is what makes it chemically and physically addictive. The lack of appetite is entirely mental, and that's true for weed and heroin. If you physically had no appetite, you would get no hunger pangs and eventually starve to death.

>>66576420
Please don't, I don't want my Trump vote cancelled out. Anyone voting clinton should actually kill themselves

>>66576345
>Utah
>Red
Looooooool

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>>66576472
who here /pureNextLevelMischeif/
Not only do I plan on voting Clinton, but I will loudly complain about any negative result of her policies despite the fact I voted for her

>>66576484
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_use_disorder

this article is interesting, it does concede it's not proven but there's a lot of good evidence that physical withdrawal does exist

>Although not medically serious, cannabis withdrawal symptoms can occur in one half of patients in treatment for cannabis use disorders. These symptoms include dysphoria (anxiety, irritability, depression, restlessness), disturbed sleep, gastrointestinal symptoms, and decreased appetite. Most symptoms begin during the first week of abstinence and resolve after a few weeks.

this is exactly what myself and others i've known have experienced

you have to smoke weed all day every day for it to be this bad though

You can call me a child but I really really feel angry and feel rage when somebody says they are really voting for Clinton. I am a life long democrat who in my 4 elections always turned out and voted democrat with campaing signs but Hillary shouldn't even be allowed to run to start with and it's the first time I vote Republican too.

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>>66576486
Trumpfags on suicide watch.

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A day of electoral decisions and Democracy?

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Going to watch anime and wanted to tell everyome

>>66576554
what the fuck is wrong with you

this isnt the internet

its real life

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I want Hillary to win because I want to try a more realistic version of Battlefield 4.

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>>66576654
What is the DIFFERENCE
MAY CLINTON CHAOS REIGN!!!!!!

>>66576420
what's it like being ok with corruption, open borders and warmongering?

>>66576654
>this isnt the internet
>its real life
is there any difference between the two anymore?

>>66576672
Vidya games! XP

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It just arrived

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>>66576696
maximum pleasure desu

>>66576696

>implying that hasnt been happening for decades already

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>>66576696
What's it like being easily triggered by different opinions?

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Wtf I love Portuguese Americans now

>>66576696
>Warmongering
Because Trump hasn't publicly advocated nuclear war with countries he doesn't like, right?

>>66576811
he hasn't

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its actually gotten to the point where voting for clinton is ironic and done in the spirit of self destructive behaviour

kek

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

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>hungry
>afraid to eat in case you just throw it up again

>>66576841
is that a gamespot poll?

>>66576856
Peanut butter.

>>66576753
what's it like having wrong opinions?

>>66576751
yea so continue with it by voting the gold standard for that

real fucking smart

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>>66576841
Good thing their opinion doesn't matter.

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>>66576841
Very nice I approve

Nice song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

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>>66576892

>Trump will be the one that shuts down the annual war industry, you watch!
>every candidate within the last 60 years was just lying!

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Who /Texas Hillshill/ here?

We turning this shit state blue or what?

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I just shaved my armpits and cleaned up my privates.

I respect woman more now, shaving your armpits is hard.

>>66576841
I thought I had seen that before but the HEMTT made it obvious.
It's a videogame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=312X0EwAuOQ

>>66575047
>easily beaten but it's too hard for me because reasons and I dont wanna I'm perfectly fine

nobody's arguing that there is the same physical addiction. but you're just as bad as some fucking fatass who likes food a lot.

reminder that clinton posters here just do it for replies

most of the fat fucks in this general don't vote

>>66559703
Is this burger from in-n-out or Whataburger?

>>66576961
CHI

New:

>>66577040
>>>66577040
>>66577040
>>>66577040
>>66577040
>>>66577040

>>66577066
too early faggot

>>66577066
9 memes early

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>>66577004
we clinton supporters will march through snow and rain to get to the polls

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>>66577023

no, they never use sesame seed buns

>>66577097
in-n-out > whataburger tbqh

>>66577077
>>66577093
Its never too early to post anine

>>66577165
anime is autism

>>66577165
Good post

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>>66577206
Autism is just one letter away from Austin which is the capital of Texas.

Does that mean Texas is an anime?