/brit/

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cara

>>66557768
epic fail

Fuck Yall Niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dEDEQGK9I

>>66557768
real cara????

Bonjour tout le monde aujourd'hui. Comment allez vous ? Je vais aller à l'école maintenant. Oo chouette, ça plan pour moi ouais ouais.

>>66557785
yeah totally lad

>>66557801
:):) are you back?

>>66557768
No go away

>tfw the latch on the sandwich toaster failed and it closed on my hands

ahhhh yes grill burns on my fingers and knuckles

lads back from the store, hope you kept well <3

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The last 5 elections with dual primaries, the candidate with the higher primary turnout has won.

Early voting is coming through in Texas, 96% Trump
>mfw people thought Texas would go blue.

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>>66557750
newfoundland

>>66557810
you just got totally goofed haha im not even caralad ahah you shouldve seen your face fucking poofter

>>66557824
>grill

Fuck off yank.

>>66557867
There is NOTHING wrong with some grillin n' chillin

>>66557860
:( i wonder what he's doin sometimes

hope he's well, wonder if he ever found a cara gf

>>66557824
>sandwich toaster
they ought to sell those in america

`>>66557879
they don't have toastie makers in the states?
my oh my

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>>66557875
Not 100% sure but he might've replied to me in /nederdraad/ a few days ago, I'll update ya in this thread if I see him in /nederdraad/

>>66557879
They do

It's what Panera Bread uses to make your panini 6 hours before you buy it

>>66557828
what'd you get us then ae?

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Which one of you lads is this?

>>66557898
bought a box of maxibons lad, feel free to dig in x

Je attends à la station de bus maintenant. Je ne suis fagitue pas. La jour est belle

>>66557879
they probably do, just called something else. i do remember some fella on tv calling it like a panini toaster or something like that

>>66557889
Yanks fry their toasties in a pan, which they proceed to then call grilled.

>>66557920
yep youre right. smart boyo

>>66557909
*takes one and only eats the biscuit side*

haha cheers lad

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>yanks

>>66557939
*eats the other side as you eat the biscuit side so our lips meet in the middle*

>>66557948
started saying this irl haha

>>66557867
what else would I call them?

they're long burns like the grill component of a barbeque.

>>66557954
*kisses you deeply with ice cream running down our mouths*

>>66557956
you didn't call yanks yanks before?

>>66557939
>there are people who eat biscuit side first

reeeeeeee

>>66557936
>>66557920
yeah but ive only seen a panini maker once so they're not that common

we need a catchy name like sandwich toaster

>tfw started saying "Ah yes" irl

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Night boys

did you lads know a singular panini is called a panino? felt like a right mong ordering one panini when i found out

>>66557990
It's the only reason to buy them

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Aussie boys

Alors on danse

>>66557981
called yanks american before
i also wasn't racist and i unironically had no particular feelings about muslims before

4chan has ruined my chances at normiedom

>tfw accidentally said "shan't be reading this" out loud when i had to proofread an essay

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>>66558013
haha nutters, i was the lad who posted this

>>66558038
runt

>>66557899
>>66558013

>>66558039
>donnay
good lad

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>>66558026
Was racist before, half the people i know are racist. 4 chan just gave me more proof.

>>66558039
nice
>>66558048
VERY nice

>>66558007
also 2 cappuccinos are actually 2 cappuccini. crazy italians.

>>66558048
W2c shorts?

>>66558007
>>66558081
don't care

>>66558013
>>66558039

Why are you two so gay?

https://soundcloud.com/tommydockerz/dommy-tokkrz-donnay-trakksuit

top bay
number 1
northampton to nothumberland

>that gimmick from yesterday when everyone was using names

has me howling like a wolf

>>66558097
wasn't talking to you bruce. don't really know why you felt the need to respond to someone who wasn't talking to you tbqh. do you just lean into people's conversations and tell them you don't care, is that how bruces talk? rude cunts.

>>66558106
could post my arse and make it gayer haha

>>66558130
Go for it

>>66558122
>up all night to get runty
what did he mean by this?

shan't be replying to that post

>>66558126
What kind of names?

>>66558130
Yeah go on lol x

>>66558122
what the fuck is this shite

>>66558161
just casually using first names like this

Lads feel awful for the families of those dreamworld fatalities

Every time im at a themepark i think what if its me

>>66558185
I like this gimmick

>>66558199
Were they confirmed Australian or just tourists?

Poll:
When walking with earphones, do you
1.) have the cable running up through your clothing
2.) have the cable outside of your clothing

>>66558185
>>66558206
alri lads

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Hmm, no

No i shan't post my arse

>>66558218
inside at the gym, outside elsewhere desu

>>66558231
post boipuss and feet for a fellow auslad

>>66558214
Does that really matter /pol/

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garlic bread

alri

alri

doing a poo lads

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alri thailad

>>66558246
uhm insinuate much sweetie? xx

>>66558206
>>66558185
>>66558224
You cunts must all be brand new to this general. This gimmick had its run over a year go.

>>66558249
>>66558250
good posts

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>>66558248

good day so far

>>66558256
alri

>the noncing hour
back when he's gone lads. barry out.

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>>66558245
posted arse here before lad

but here you go, won't post feet though my feet are man-tier :(

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>>66558266

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>>66558248
>my fuzzy bunny milk monkey

I just woke up the whole fucking neighborhood

266
filtered

Ping Pong > Barry

>>66558249
>>66558250
thailad comin in hard with a sick combo

A

sick

combo

>>66558283
So is your arse

It's impossible for someone to be busy two weeks straight

66558323
Sorry can't reply too busy

>>66558312
>>66558313
>>66558316
edgy

>>66558319
thanks la x

thailad are you doing illegal stuff with the computer?

covered in bees again
.-*sigh*-.

>>66558323
Sounds like me
Remember exams are coming up

>>66558354
no

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>you will never be a master grandpa troll like Ken

>>66558323
Cunt i haven't seen my non uni mates in 12 weeks. Uni had ne by the fucking scrotum this semester

http://is.4chan.org/int/1477376227440.webm

me and thailad's mum

>>66558390
Work smart not hard :^)

Up bright and early again for the daily grind. Only another 40 years of this ahhhhhh yes!

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>>66558398

absolutely love omegle. most of you runts wont have the joy of being so devilishly handsome and having almost every girl stop on you and giggle, tell you you're cute. from around 10pm to 5am is prime tank girls time. very good times.

>>66558413
Gonna off myself the eve I turn 40 tbqh

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why don't you fucking study and work hard before the exam period so you don't get swamped by shit towards the end every time

>>66558413
You won't want to stop working, you"ll see

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Australians DO NOT open this image

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>>66558398
>when you nutted but she still suckin

>>66558432
Because you still have work during the semester you mong. Especially with a capstone

>>66558435
Oi wazzis

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>>66558419

C H Y N A H

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>>66558447
then study harder you fucking mong, stop going out and drinking every weekend with Chad

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>>66558373

>>66558473
Ripping us off.

>>66558419
wew lad

>tfw too handsome for a gf

>>66558435
>only 88KB

is this the max res on 4chins?

HOWLING at that fucking runt who can't manage his study time properly

>>66558481
Ken pls

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>>66558481

>i'm so sorry
>goodnight

got me creasing again

i'm so sorry, goodnight

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>>66558532
>tastes just like my mom used to heat up

fucking genius

>>66558497
Fuck off idiot, enjoy your fucking Cs or whatever shitty marking scheme your runt tier university employs

>>66558570
Wonder if Ken's ever eaten 9 cans of ravioli.

Wanna hear a joke? (Reply yes)

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> spend 3 years being unable to manage your study time
> live in a state of constant stress and depression
> mfw i just breeze through my course because i actually study

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>>66558532

>>66558593
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

>>66558631
fuming at this 2bh

trevor smokes lets go

>>66558615
This one is genuinely funny.

bisexual is the patrician taste of sexuality

>>66558613
You'll both struggle to find jobs either way

eating cake

>>66558613
What was your major if i may ask

>>66558657
two state or final are the patrician forms of solution

More Ken M

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>>66558615

>>66558631
do NOT continue the mexican's gimmick, we only just got rid of him

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>>66558691

>>66558694
kill yourself fucking scumbag

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>>66558665
i don't study

>>66558715
I would love it if this were truly a non-troll account.

i just came :3
ama

>>66558727
do not appreciate this

>>66558609
(no)

>>66558742
where did you come from?

>>66558759
the tip of willy

>>66558759
where did you go?

>>66558747
sorry
*gives you a warm hug and a friendly pat on the back*
*doesn't let go*
*crushes you*

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>When you actually abort in time

>>66558776
cotton eyed joe?
more like my japs eye bro, heh

what does snot smell like

Just killed the nonce, lads. I strangled him until he turned blue and stopped struggling, I hope that's a good enough job and he doesn't come back to life haha that would be embarrassing.

morning lads

>>66558776
recently learned the first part of this is not "iddibabadeba cotton eyed joe" but actually "if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed joe"

>>66558807
morning

>>66558793
It's "where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe", dummy.

>>66558778
*crushes you back*
*breaks off the hug
*forgets all about it*

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>>66558807
goodnight

>>66558815
where did I cum from? my japs eye, bro

>>66558812
really fires off the neurons

>>66558826
didn't know I was THIS repulsive

>>66558838
haha just jokin lad
coffee yeah? *puts the kettle on*

>>66558855
fuck off yank

>>66558830
You have a Jap? I wanna meet him...

https://www.google.com/culturalinstitute/beta/exhibit/SwKSQaOk8Op2JA?utm_campaign=Black_History_UK&utm_source=google&utm_medium=hppromo

>>66558855
A piping hot cup of lipton black tea for me thanks

Considering driving out into the woods and eating corn out of the can

>>66558859
>>66558876
>tea in the mornings
piss of northern plebs

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reminder that Lipton tea is for runts who can't afford anything better

>>66558891
Not having a piping hot cup of lipton with breakfast is a rasheedism my man

When I was in high school I got an erection when I stood next to a girl, I tried to bend my ass out so the bulge would hopefully line up with my body. I think she noticed and my friend said I was stood like I had a hard on. A few minutes later she sat on my lap in form, d-did she want to feel my nob?

>>66558900
Why is nonon so fuckable

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just obliterated the goolies in this machine, lads

can happily say it was the best moment of my life

*whistles it's a long way to tipperary*

>>66558891
not personally a huge fan of tea, or juice. Prefer cold water at all times apart from pub time.

you must be hillary because you're giving me an election

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>work tomorrow

>>66558943
same. water is pretty much the only thing i drink in non-recreational times

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This REALLY got the ol' cranial. Fluid churning

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>>66558944

>>66558944
actually laughed at this fucking post
fuck off cunt

matched with this northern girl

I asked her why she moved down here and she said it was for work

is it true there's no one work up there? northerners are basically poles at this point

Ay up me ducks?

>>66558963
What do you prefer for recreational drinking?

>>66558995
Nottingham mentioned

>>66558995
you the same guy who woke up at 6?

ah yes
haven't slept and will now miss classes as i inevitably go to sleep within the next hour or so whilst hiding from the normans in the kitchen (by my room)

>>66558999
fizzy water

>>66558999
beer usually

>>66559015
York uni?

going to work bye

>>66558999
my wife's boyfriend's spunk

Trump wins

>>66559034
*frowns*

>>66559035
Lager?
Im a fan of spitfire, doom bar, spaten and IPA but in the summer i find peroni and estrella to be better

>>66559051
have a nice day

>>66559041
>tfw everyone memes about york but it's actually better than my uni
still rg though

Are you a lolly stick? Because you've got joke written all over you.

Fucking mug.

Made the decision to do nothing on Halloween. This continues a 4 year trend.

Birmingham is a fucking shithole

>>66559080
Actually its because i know someone there and that sounds like something he would say

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>Assignment worth 7.5%: didn't do any
>Make-up questions to improve midterm mark: 2/3 done
>Mid-term worth 40% in 11 hours: going to fail
>Mid-term right after that worth 35%: going to fail

Sometimes it hurts to say "I'm doing fine"

>>66559114
don't stress yasen lad, you always do better than you think
think of the chinks in your class that still pass despite not being able to string together a coherent sentence
you'll be fine xx

>>66559114

Didn't read

>Brexiters: "We're the fifth largest economy, we'll be fine!"

>Also Brexiters: "We can't afford to take in all these refugees!"

hello friends

>>66559095
I've an exam on the Tuesday, so I'll be studying all weekend.

got a hankering for a cheese on toast for breakfast
gonna fucking do it no tomorrow and all that

Don't get how people fleeing France are refugees.

>>66559141
You mean:
>these people are men and have grown up in an environment of extreme violence
>we've just blown up and killed these peoples families
>bringing these people into the UK is like putting a wolf among sheep

>>66559169
yeah well what you would know you're just a fucking tranny boat nigger

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>>66559141
Fuck off cuck


i know you just want (You)s , so i will go through the motions, we are mostly all friends here

>>66559141

I don't care if we can afford it, I don't want brown people here

>>66559181
bit rude

>>66559174
We bombed Eritrea and Sudan?

>>66559169
France is shit to be fair

>>66559197
So they're not refugees from Syria

We have no obligation to any fucking refugees

>>66559184
>16 years old
umm
>ethiopia
not a warzone actually
>crying
he could just as easily have got rained on a bit

>>66559195
but bullying actual flesh and blood humans isnt? right wing fanatics would be hilarious if you werent so fucking dangerous

>>66559197
then they're not refugees

>>66559204
SO? We're all refugees

anyone wanna argue about brexit

>>66559206
you needed to vent your frustration at the guardian? I get that feeling a lot.

>>66559226
>I don't know what refugee means

>>66559226
>earlier this year during the elections
>sinn fein knocks on my door
>"whats ur policy on refugees?"
>"i was a refugee"
>"what?"
>"i gone off to england to work and stuff im a migrant, im a refugee, ive no problem with them coming here"
>"right so"
>close the door on his face

the joke is on him, my letterbox is taped shut so i wont be getting any pipe bombs

>>66559192
I'm brown, why don't you like me? :(

If we're all immigrants then how can I be racist against refugees?

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>>66559239

>>66559239
how do you feel now that your country has left the european union, investors are losing confidence in your country's currency making it tank in significant value to the dollar?

>>66559247

We are all Brussels

>>66559226
Yes but if we let their warlords kill them they win. Do you want to stop disadvantaged people from winning?

The saddest aspect of Brexit is that one feels we live in a different country, one we're no longer comfortable with. I want MY country back.

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>>66559258
>>66559261
all around me are familiar faces

>>66559218
I'm not bullying anybody.

What's wrong with France?

>>66559261
>making it tank in significant value
It has already started to fuck the EU budget since the British pay in sterling but the EU budget is in euros. It means there is now a massive gap in their finances kek

Morrissey has called brexit "magnificent"

this thread has turned into dildos

>>66559278
>le refugees arent refugees
>le safe in france
>le dublin protocols
you need to shut the fuck up honestly

Morning lads

Hope you all have a good day x

Unless you're brown then fuck off I'll spark you meet me at the National Portrait Gallery if you've got a fucking problem alri

>>66559277
>gbp tanks
>...causing the current account deficit to be reduced
sounds good to me

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Ah yes, I think I ruined this thread just the right amount.

Barber could staple a pic ae yer maw gettin shagged tae yer heed but when he holds up that wee mirror you'd still be like ideal mate cheers

>>66559292
have a (You)

>>66559303
>recession is good that's why I voted brexit

>>66559292
I don't think you're serious but you can't argue that if they were fleeing war that they're perfectly safe in France or any other European country.

What's with the entitlement to live anywhere they feel like?

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>>66559310
>reading scottish

>>66559290
>>66559306
same faggot

>>66559331
>safe in France
>>paris shootings
>>mohammad cartoon beheading
ah yes very safe

>>66559332
>Scottish
An bhfuil Gaidhlig agatsa, a chara?

Maybe I should cry for help
Maybe I should kill myself

>>66559331
http://uk.businessinsider.com/calais-refugees-why-asylum-france-britain-2016-2

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more time i just want gash

>Three McDonald's staff face the sack today after beating up a customer outside a London restaurant after he allegedly called them 'f*****g P***s'.

Rorke BTFO

Like a bit of Lana 2bh

Like to pretend she's singing about me

>>66559368
I don't get the end game here, are they just to be housed and cared for?

Shouldn't they be trying to adapt to a society rather than just complaining about the state of it's refugee camp?

>>66559431
Adapt to society how? Hard to do when you have no right to work

watching das boot lads

>>66559328
>devaluation = recession
you utter mong

Honestly think the fact that every retard with a twitter account or any other sort of mouthpiece had something to say about brexit probably hurt your economy more than the actual vote

Don't understand why people feel the need to weight in on shit that doesn't affect them

>>66559453
No but you will enter recession and you will attempt this rationalisation

>>66559392
Ah, I wonder if those lads belonged to a peaceful religion

>>66559473
Probably don't understand it because you're an autist

>>66559442
Can they not simply request a work permit?
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/IDAN/2015/572784/EPRS_IDA(2015)572784_EN.pdf

Is this the Irish uprising?

>>66559490
Nice mental gymnastics

>>66559476
>you will enter recession
Why should I believe you?

The ability to predict recession is literally non-existent; recession forecasts from every major economic body have consistently turned out to be worth less than toilet paper. This is a simple fact and is widely know.

You're just bullshitting because your arse hurt. You do not know whether there will be a UK recession and neither does anyone else.

Runt.

>>66559521
so-called "experts" btfo

>>66559500
Yes yes very simple to get a work permit in a country that treats you like shit

idiot

the second episode of the new Black Mirror series is the runtiest thing ive seen all year

>>66559506
stop killing whales desu

Please don't confuse this lefty bender for me lads I know we look the same

>>66559521
I take from this post when you enter recession your excuse will be that you had no way to predict Brexit being a disaster and it isn't your fault

>>66559561
I don't think he's serious tbf

>>66559557
make me, wanker

just woke up feelin like p diddy

>>66559567
If we enter recession I will expect economists to come up with an explanation for it and develop solutions for getting us out of it. That's their job.

What I won't do is believe crystal ball economic forecasts that are bullshit anyway.

You're a mong, mate.

>>66559618
Says the brexiter kek

>>66559618
>crystal ball economic forecasts
you HAVE to believe this if you voted for brexit

>>66559634
>Makes you vote again

BREXIT

honey, i'm home. work was fine, thanks

>>66559646
https://www.ft.com/content/14e323ee-e602-11e3-aeef-00144feabdc0

it's widely known mate

I'm sorry that you're so ignorant, maybe you should familiarise yourself with economics?

>>66559713
>le they didn't predict da crisis
you don't understand economics senpai, you've learned to parrot nige's claim that they don't know what they're talking about without bothering to engage with the argument

Morning fellow pakis

>>66559745
Salaam, mate

BREEEEEEEEEXXIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

Just tried Almond milk in my coffee and it split.

Fucking rank.

Hello...

...Is it me you're looking for?

need a new thread stat

need a gf stat

everyone waiting for the new thread

low energy 2bh

>>66560038
>>66560038
>>66560038
NEW

>>66560046
Yeah, janny needs to push your shit back in.

oi'm oirish

>>66560695
Our accent doesn't even sound remotely like that, you twat.

Alri janny?

>It's a massive success!

y-yeah haha

>>66560713
it literally does

Quite ded

>>66560755
Autismo janny killed it

>>66560713
It kinda does, lad

it's alright lads i'm awake now

what's the craic

>>66559695
goodnight

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not a fan of this dead /brit/ gimmick

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The fuck you staring at

so fucking sad every day

oh well, off to work