What do you know about Indonesia?

poland of the shadow realm

germanic aryans

>>66556170
it exists purely on luck of not having a egotistical leader for the last few decades, when their luck runs out and someone like that cunt from the Philippines gets into power shit will be flying all over the place

>>66556170
They are Muslim version of Flips.

But they held on to their culture better than Malaysians.

Malaysians are basically Malay we wuz arabs identity cuz there were so many Indians and Chinks that they adopted a Arab identity lol

>>66556170
qt bule-hating island muslims

>>66556170
fanatically muslim brown turbomanlets

>>66556170
Lots of volcanoes,most important island it's Java with a fuckton of people, they make coffee apparently, most of them are muslim, with some hinduist in Bali, catholics and protestants in the east, but the guys in Aceh are top durka.
also they make some really cool and hypnotic percussion mussic, I have this one on my phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZTfu4jWcI

Jungle
Muslim chinks (wtf?)
Killers of Brazilians
Killers of Timor-Eastians

>>66556170
Started to realize their capitalistic potential after washing off some durka

Most of them are cigarepuffs.

>>66556170
The largest eruption in recorded history was Mount Krakatoa in 1883. They called the next year in the North American "the year without a summer", because of all the ash in the atmosphere.

>>66556513
And apparently mount Toba almost make humans extinct 74000 years ago.

Biggest market business in asean, mostly muslims, and a lot of ethnic groups.

>>66556170
Indonesia is pushing a program for nomadic pacific islanders to become sedentary and convert to Islam.

It's kinda weird that Islam is spreading in the Pacific and replacing indigenous cultures but I suppose it's not different from what Christian missionaries were doing in the 19th century.

>>66556582
>Indonesia is pushing a program for nomadic pacific islanders to become sedentary and convert to Islam.
wat is that?

Islamic Hispaniola?

>>66556170
What does the Indonesian Islands and Islam have in common?

>They both blow up on a regular basis

>Most Muslim country in the world
>Third or fourth most populas nation in the world
>Many old temples
>Dutch East Indies, was held by the Dutch for over a hundred years
>Occupied by Japan in ww2
>Language is somewhat similar to Malay

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>tfw no indon gf

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Weebs country.

>>66556582
>Indonesia is pushing a program for nomadic pacific islanders to become sedentary and convert to Islam.

They created a popular food in /asean/. Mii goreng, was it?

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>>66556695
>over 200 millions of muslims
>only 1 province that uses sharia law
>0,6 homicides rate (#9 the lowest in the whole world)
>only 8 terrorist incidents in the last 5 years

A third world country with the biggest muslim population is more peaceful than most of advanced 1st world countries

>>66556866
Have you eaten Indomie already?
It's healthy food, it's good for your health.

>>66556880
>indonesia
>peaceful
the only reason your government doesn't provoke other nations is because your military is absolute dog shit and every neighbour has powerful allies
literally trying to genocide papuans as we speak, luckily for you nobody outside of Indonesia really gives a shit about them yet

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How do we stop white women from being INDONED?

>>66557043
>shot chinese's fish ship
>shot vietnam's fish ship
>shot flip's fish ship
Thanks god it didn't provoke them

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>>66557043
>literally trying to genocide papuans
oh here we go again, another brainwashed aussies that never even visit papua pretending to care about papuan welfare.
FYI every "papuan" we slaughter as seen on tv are border jumper PNG agitator trying to fuck up our papuans life.
posted this same picture to response another australian shitpost.
here, i took it while escorting my priest-to-be friend on his church mission to papua.
they're poor definitely, but they're in no way thinking they should secede from this country.
look at the comparation between papuan governmental employees fee and the other, tell me we treated them unfair

>>66557043
>literally trying to genocide papuans as we speak
t. abbo genocider

>>66556170
densely populated asian muslim islands

>>66556880
considering how close you guys are to us, I'm amazed there is less tension there is.

>>66557202
Nice anecdote mate but forgive me if I believe the news and investigations into the area instead
Do you also deny the east timor massacre? the soldiers responsible would still be in the military since it was not so long ago

>>66557043
>the only reason your government doesn't provoke other nations is because your military is absolute dog shit and every neighbour has powerful allies

Whatever you say, we're busy making Indonesia great again instead of involving ourselves in useless regional drama

>literally trying to genocide papuans as we speak, luckily for you nobody outside of Indonesia really gives a shit about them yet

Papuans are forest niggers, they are mostly still stuck in tribal ages, and ever since Jokowi becomes the President, we treated them better than before

But you, Australians and several other countries are literally western puppets

You fucks still pushing the genocide narrative because you want to 'free' Papuans from Indonesia so that you can freely exploits their natural resources (like uraniums and golds),

And once you're done depleting their natural resources, you will left them all alone, dirty and poor, just like what happened with Timor Leste

The promised freedom and democracy offered by the west are mostly false hopes and literally ruined several countries like Libya, Afghanistan and Timor Leste

A shithole just like ours.

>>66557401
>news isn't anecdote
i urge you to actually go and see them yourself.
>east timor massacre
wew, killing separatists that accidentally monoethnic is genocide now.
c'mon you can do better than this, such chinese discrimination or communist massacre.

>>66556880
What about the 30million Malaysian and Singaporean terrorised by your gassing attempts using haze every year?

>>66557502
point is your country is not peaceful its just too weak to do anything outside its own borders
one day you will get buttfucked by australia (again) and as you are starving to death on rice rations because your entire nation is blockaded you will think of this post and your butthole will pucker up a little

>>66557503
If only you can burn your own forest and push it back to Indonesia. but if you guys do happen to burn your forest,I bet Vietnam would be the victim instead of Indoensia

>>66557503
what about all the oxygens our forests give to you ungrateful cunts for the rest of the year?

>>66557559
S-sorry I forget about the 11 months of free clean oxygen

Thank you Indonesia

>>66557541
>point is your country is not peaceful its just too weak to do anything outside its own borders
yeah we're weak, but give me one reason why we should do anything outside our border?
claiming former majapahit territories?
here's another thing your "news" won't ever tell you, we stood against commonwealth because we feared that it will threaten malay welfare (which our fear become reality with timor and PNG), now that we know they're doing well (even bettter than us) there's literally no reason we should invade them

I think it says a lot about Indonesia that I can't think of anything to say about it. No global presence whatsoever.

>>66556170
The worst girl in my kindergarten class

>>66557043
>>66557401
>http://www.timorseajustice.com/timor-sea-justice-campaign-news/protests-around-the-world-to-say-hands-off-timor-s-oil
>https://fsrn.org/2016/09/east-timor-takes-australia-to-court-over-oil-tinged-maritime-boundary-dispute/
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-22/thousands-protest-outside-australian-embassy-in-dili/7268336

Gibe back their only oil

>>66557541
>as you are starving to death on rice rations because your entire nation is blockaded you will think of this post and your butthole will pucker up a little
dumbest post i read today, you do realize we survived 300 years with 75% of our food rations being taken by the dutch? you do realize we always been alone thousands of year before?
you do realize we're not the one invading foreign territories to rob their natural resources?
lol what a stuck up bitch you are

>>66556582
>Its kinda weird
Its not, they do it since centurys.
Funnily in India they have now hindu de-conversation teams who follow the various missionarys be it muzzoes or evangelicals to nullifie their work in the villages ive heard.

Its Ours

Home to Wallace line where volcanoes and open water stopped the spread of asiatic species to Australia.

Wallace talked with Darwin about this evidence of evolution. Darwin finally decided to publish his own theory of evolution since he no longer feared getting punished for heresy.

>>66556198
Suharto?

>>66557415
Mate Australia doesn't want to carve Indonesia up into different countries. That would be a disaster for us security-wise because numerous small, competing states would be an easy opening for China to move in to the region and establish influence/military bases. It's the reason we OK'ed the Timor invasion in 75 because we didn't want another Cuba on our doorstep.

>>66557502
Killing unarmed "separatists" isn't legitimate, just so you know. Sure killing the armed ones is fine, but there is overwhelming evidence that civilians were murdered en masse.

>>66557308
Go away you old corrupt fuck

>>66556170
It belongs to us

>>66556198
>Against based Druggieminator
Druggie are degenerate subhuman

>>66558617
we always believed that idea is a weapon, there's a call for dismissal and detainment for hizbut tahrir

They like to kill non malay people.

>>66558717
>political opinions which we don't like are deserving of death
Pretty dangerous desu senpai.

What do Indonesians think about Japan and the Netherlands?

>>66558743
surprised that 3rd world country held fascist mentality?

>>66556170
hot as fuck
orangutans
komodo dragons
mudslime
poor
literally hundreds of millions live there

am I missing something?

>>66558766
Not at all, but that doesn't mean Indonesians can pretend it was legitimate and justified. Accept that it was an atrocity and we're cool, we can move on.

>>66558762
japan : unironically something to look up to
netherland : ex-colonist, treated just like another european country.
only weak loser crying about past defeat and blame the winner

>>66558791
it was atrocities, an evil but necessary atrocities.
indonesian tends to be confused and alone when they're away from its people thus lack of migrant, thus separation means suicide

>>66558836
Ironically, if there were no atrocities there would have been no separation. Like I was saying before, Australia didn't actually want full independence for Timor. Our hand was forced by the violence.

>>66556216
Get off from the proxy, you indofag.
Just serve your Malaymaster as TKI/TKW and become cheap faithful maid that I fuck everyday.

>>66558743
We banned communism and basically genocided millions of them in the past, and the West just pretended that nothing happened because the one is who did that was a Pro-Western Dictator

>>66558762
Japan: muh anime and mango
Netherland: normal bule, nothing special at all

>>66557308
go away, you corrupt old fuck

>>66558617
Then stop falling for the papuan genocide meme, it has no basis on reality ever since the fall of Soeharto

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>>66556170
Makassar is very fun one province minor to play in EU4.

>>66558870
>if there were no atrocities there would have been no separation
yes, there'll be.
its not even have anything to do with foreign affair, its just another case of rebellious child hating their parents for being strict.
>but moooom i'm 13, i can afford babies
something like that

>>66558885
>Western governments can be hypocritical.
No shit.

>Then stop falling for the papuan genocide meme, it has no basis on reality ever since the fall of Soeharto
I don't think many are desu. Very few Australians know anything about it and it certainly isn't on the political radar.

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>>66558805
I'm surprised to know Indonesians look up to a former invader.
Which country do Indonesian right wingers /ethnocentrists hate?for example Japanese ones hate mostly Korea and China.

>>66558791
>>66558870
no one pretend it wasnt atrocious mate
the college student back then during 1991 until 1994 protested it and miitary regime keep them subdued and disappearing people for protesting
1998 reformation was the climax
if you people want to drag the people who behind it to den haag ,eks general Wiranto,prabowo and many new order affiliates thats fine for us
good thing actually

>>66558952
I'm talking about the Australian intervention in Timor. It would never have happened if the atrocities weren't gaining worldwide attention. I've studied it in some depth.

>>66558985
china, now arabs

>>66558942
What game is this??

>>66558990
Seemed like this guy was to me: >>66557502

>>66559004
>now arabs
Why??your cunt has more Muslims than any cunts

>>66559020
Europa Universalis 4

>>66558994
yeah, but with their pigheadedness they will still be separated regardless of your intervention, as you said before, even the civilians wanted separation.
we wouldn't be able to do anything about it anyway

>>66559066
Yeah but they wouldn't be an independent country. You'd just have an ongoing low-level insurgency. Even if they militarily won and kicked out the TNI nobody would recognise it as independent.

>>66558985
Arab who fund Wahhabism they tried to pull up the same thing like in Syria, spreading shiite is not islam hatred toward non muslim, we are being targeted since we are the most secular with most muslim populated countries
>>66559025
one guy doesnt make up entire country perspective you know
maybe he has relative stationed there back then

>>66559049
because it become obvious that arabic people trying to gain political advantage based solely on their bloodline position in islam.
lots of the rightwingers are nationalistic muslims, so there's another case of "this is how islam should be" between salafist and traditionalist

>>66559110
I know that, which is why I was directing the argument at him or anybody who argued the same.

There are certainly many nationalist Indonesians who do.

>>66559119
>salafism

Is this retardedness gaining any influence in Indonesia?

>>66559139
>There are certainly many nationalist Indonesians who d

as i said, we know it was atrocious, we just deemed it necessary.
you know, just like how parents feel when they slapped their kids

>>66559155
apparently, there won't be traditionalist reaction if there isn't

>>66559119
>>66559110
hmmm sounds complicated,thanks

>>66559155
Yes, I followed Indonesian Salafy Channel on Telegram just for the lulz, they currently have 19K members, though I can't get into their inner circle since they are exclusivist as fuck.

They are still obeying the governtment now

>>66559155
to some level yes but most muslim like biggest sunni muslim organization(NU) rejected this only small fraction who very active shilling in social media like one political party Partai keadilan sejahtera (social justice part) who being funded by Muslim brotherhood,the last general election proved they had little support and now focusing on slandering a Christian Jakarta governor candidate who being supported by NU

>>66559319
lol..i like trolling them with logical explanation on Syrian war like that guy Jonru on Facebook
watching them flip the fuck out is fun

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>>66556170
>inferior food in general (especially compared to Thai cuisine)
>inferior martial arts (more people rightly practice Muay Thai)
>poor quality of life leading to boat people bound for Australia
>colonized by Europe but learned nothing
>dominated by worst religion (Islam)
>ugly women with awful fashion sense (even by Islamic standards)
>inferior Javanese genetics
>Jakarta is at least 20 years behind Bangkok
>non-presence in global consciousness (more people know about Bali)
>more unwelcoming to foreigners and tourists than any other Asian country
>outlawed Christmas and Valentine's Day due to Islamic paranoia
>poorly defined national identity
>flag is just Poland flipped upside down
>language is just distorted Malay

4th most populated country in the world and most people don't even know they exist. Indonesians themselves didn't even remember they had a seafaring empire until a Dutch archaeologist stumbled on some ancient ruins and started doing all the research.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a more unremarkable people.

>>66559592
When we cut through the canal to the north me and south of you?
>tfw no one will go to indonesia and esp singapore anymore

>>66559592
Lol I remember you, Indo-hating Thai.

>>66559592
>>outlawed Christmas and Valentine's Day due to Islamic paranoia
delete this obvious bait line and see how indos actually flipped out

>>66559592
Shut up boy fucker

Islamic Philippine

Didn't we colonized and civilized that shit?

>>66559592
indonesia absolutely btfo

They make qt mixed girls
Their immigrants here are unironically top tier
Their food is based
It's ki d of an artificial country made up of culturally distinct regions united only by their former Dutch conquerer (like Belgium)

I wish we forced them to speak Dutch and forced protestantism on them.

>>66559847
The Samurai should have forced Bushido on them

>>66559592
Kek,ploppers btfo by based Thailand.

>>66559847
>I wish we forced them to speak Dutch and forced protestantism on them
But we did.
T.
Has protestant Indonesian gf.

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>>66559847
>Wanting to make anyone a protestant

>>66559940
Not successfully, only the shittiest parts of the country

Indonesia never was about converting the people who lived there, just about exploiting their resources

>>66559975
You toch je kankerbek kankerpaap

>>66559592
>non-presence in global consciousness (more people know about Bali)
they tend to stay in their island only out from the country to work or study but they always go back despite having 4 largest populatian
>outlawed Christmas and Valentine's Day due to Islamic paranoia
no such a thing Christmas still celebrated as national holiday, valentines day is not religious ceremony
>flag is just Poland flipped upside down
its their flag from seafaring empire era you mentioned you lady boy
>language is just distorted Malay
old malay was lingua franca here since seafaring empire you lady boy
>colonized by Europe but learned nothing
at least our men not worshipping whitecock
>poor quality of life leading to boat people bound for Australia
good thing to us except until Australian go fuck off we are full the stuck here
>inferior Javanese genetics
hey dont try to arouse us we arent faggot

>>66559978
>only the shittiest parts of the country
Last time I checked Aceh was ISIS levels of islamic and not protestant.

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>>66559999
There goes another one

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>>66559999
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>66559592
Shitty poor bait from a country that literally means Shitland in Indonesian

>>66560015
Its only in Aceh
I hope we have our own #Acexit, so that they can make their own country and we can deport most of radical muslims there
And after that, we will invade them and genocide them

>>66560008
>its their flag from seafaring empire era you mentioned you lady boy

I once heard that it was also out of ease. You guys has a function of Dutch flags layong around you only had to strip the bottom third from to make an Indonesian flag. Is there any truth to this?

>>66560015
if they are on isis islamic level me and my friends would be killed a week ago
prostitution still exist there

>>66560110
it was meant to be clever way to mock the dutch, not actually the origin.
similar to flipping or burning flag

>>66560123
How is prostitution even remotely possible if you get flogged for standing close to someone of the opposite sex unless you're married?

>>66560102
>I hope we have our own #Acexit, so that they can make their own country and we can deport most of radical muslims there
>And after that, we will invade them and genocide them
topkek you've planned this out

>>66560149
by being hypocrite?
habibs are usually the one enjoying the hookers

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>A magical land where the government actually believe that blocking certain sites that contain porn is going to prevent kids using proxy
>Hate commies
>Islam or BTFO
>Hate chinks or half chinks
>Corrupt as fuck
>Hate gays

>>66559847
I think Indonesia before Dutch language seep is more linguisticly nice to read and listen. With the Dutch spelling, reading
>oe
>j sounds like y
simply retarded and butchered the Nusantara's tongue.

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>>66560110
it exist in a city during 1945 national revolution but not laying around it was on the rooftop local hotel that you made as military base, i wont show you since you will make it as valid fact that we had stripped of dutch flag and make it our flag
>>66560149
not in banda aceh but the small town outside it
>How is prostitution even remotely possible if you get flogged for standing close to someone of the opposite sex unless you're married?
well the one who accompanied me was 2 local girl during in the city

>>66560266
>country code: ap
wtf are you?

>>66560149
>How is prostitution even remotely possible if you get flogged for standing close to someone of the opposite sex unless you're married?
thats only in aceh and some rural areas with strict islamic values
though pre-marital sex is still condemned by most people here, they are mostly fine with normal romance between opposite sex (we call it pacaran)

>>66560487
>thats only in aceh and some rural areas with strict islamic values
I know, I was talking about Aceh only.

>>66560266
>hate chink who doesnt want to integrate and make a social contact with native people
and stopping their turbo kikery
ftfy
and get the fuck out from Australia why dont you stay in your chinese mainland

Rightful Dutch clay

>>66559847
>I wish we forced them to speak Dutch and forced protestantism on them.
>speak Dutch
You tried to force it but after we declared youth oath at 1908 which was really late. Should had been just from when VoC was already big (about 1700).
>force protestantism
Unfortunately, you helped muslim spread Islam instead. What a let down since Eastern culture people tends to not change their culture easily (except certain circumstance). If you forced protestantism, then there would be no muslim eventhough muslim tried to spread it now.

>>66559847
>Their immigrants here are unironically top tier
This is evened out by your Moroccan immigrants. Yin and Yang!