You wake up in your country in 1830. What do?

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get eaten by maori

I await the impending war of Northern Aggression.

>>66554995
>impending
>Southern understanding of time

Migrate to the US like everyone else

Get extremely drunk

>>66554875
Go to Europe. The politics leading up to the Civil War would be tiresome to live through when I could slum it in France instead.

>>66555011
>war begins 1861
>not impending
Do you think one person is enough to change history?

Get drunk. Cut down trees. Kill redskins. Join Andy Jackson in denouncing the Jews at the National Bank.

Currently in southern California. I guess do vaquero shit.

Get the king to join in with the allies in the Crimean war to take back parts of Finland

ride a horse to kill wild cattle to export their hides.

>>66554875
what country?

Do I have prep-time? If so I would learn as much about industrial age technology as possible so I could help build things and get rich.

Lead hopeless revolt against Russia. Get taken to a prison in Siberia. Die of malnutrition and tuberculosis.

>>66555103
>31 years
>impending
I bet that's longer than you've been alive.

>>66555126
the Bernadotte family are pussies,they would never do something like that.
Especially not if some random dude appeared infront of them telling them to do it.

>>66555146
Nothing but petty local emirates who make their living mainly from piracy and pearling.

>>66555163
It'll be pretty impending when I'm getting drunk every other night wasting my life.

>>66554875
>holy roman empire in 1830

>Texas
Build a wall to keep the free loading gringos out.

>>66555239
>what is the German Confederation

>>66555239
>american education

Liberate Texas

>>66554875
Kill the fucking commie of B*livar

>>66555239
Fucking hell the stupidity, kill yourself.

>>66555209
>>66555146
From a 1833 book (Practical System of Modern Geography):

>The Afghans are a brave, fierce and warlike people, and are distinguished for hospitality, not only to strangers, but to their must implacable enemies.

In the same booked Arabs, Turks and Persians are not mentioned this favorably. See what they had to say about Arabs:

>The Arabs are an ignorant, savage and barbarous people. Those on the coast are pirates; those in the interior are robbers. During the Middle Ages they were called Saracens and were distinguished for learning and science, but at present they are so illiterate that but few can be found who are able either to read or write.

Even nowadays, Afghans are known for their immense hospitality. They are also known to be fierce fighters who have defended their country against invasions from many forces. On top of that the country itself has stunning natural beauty.

I try to convince the power in place to help to unify the German states and to ally or fuse with it while they're thankful for the help.

>>66554875
>What do?
Conquest of the Fucking Desert
Kill some spaniars
Go to Japan and cuck half country

GLORIOUS MEXICO,
No but seriously, buy all the land I could in areas I could afford that I knew were going to be extremly expensive in the future like Los Angeles, San Francisco, etc.

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>>66555420
YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION
WELL, YOU KNOW
WE ALL WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
BUT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT DESTRUCTION
YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT

Fug... :-D

If only Mexishits weren't so retarded, they could have stood a chance against our indomitable rise

Drink whiskey. Farm. Sleep.

We are currently in civil war

>>66554875

BUILD A WALL

>>66555683
So's he >>66555727

Praise the new king, I think

>>66555875
Thanks to you being cucks who didn't want to be liberated from Perfidious Albion back 16 years ago.

hang out in the woods and kill some injuns, then probs go to europe and bum around

>>66554875
Drink I guess

Henry Clay will whip that tyrant King Andrew in '32. You just watch.

Build a wall to stop those fucking amerishits entering to Texas

>>66556900
Too bad you're poor af and engaged in a civil war (these seem to happen once a month or so).

WAR
WAR
WAR

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>>66554875
genocide norther native americans
move north
pupulate it, like seriouesly have 20 children at least
never invite anglos to Texas
Make mexico great

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>>66555239
>holy
>roman
>empire

Prepare for imminent burglary of Texas.

>>66556900
stop being so racist

>>66554875
Offer my ass to Spanish friars.

>>66554995
>war of Northern Aggression.

>>66557032
Better that than you be Muslim.

>>66554875
Kill myself after a week without the internet

>>66557142
But first go and put down some rebellious Poles.

>>66557160
I won't really care

>>66557201
Or you can just farm and offer your ass to the local Orthodox priest.

>>66557219
I will forever sufffer from depression as it is the fucking 19th century. No electricity, no atibiotics, no implants, no shit. Maybe I will try to kill as many nobles as possible though.

>>66557271
It's Russia. You'd hate yourself and want to die no matter what the year is.

Praise Tsar desu.

be in a desert surrounded by abos

>>66555382
that almost makes me want to visit if there wouldnt be the problem of them probably cutting off my head.

Ah yes, 1830, the great big year we tried to evict Ivan from premises. Failed horribly and 20,000 Polish revolutionaries voluntarily crossed into Germany and asked for asylum rather than give themselves up to certain death in Russia. And then, just to be assholes, the Russkies took away the Constitution of Congress Poland and began imposing forced Russification and Orthodoxy on us.

Even worse than that was the behavior of the Catholic Church. Never mind that we were a Catholic nation, Rome said the rebellion was unjustified because "it is a sin to rebel against a legitimate prince."

I dunno about you but I sure as fuck don't consider Nicholas I any legitimate ruler of Poland.

>>66554875
Try to become accepted by the Iroquis. Use my guns and advanced knowledge of future events/guns/warfare to help them win their independence from the white man and possibly even eventually conquer the Colonies.

>>66557585
Iroquois are already totally conquered by this time.

>>66557289
You still don't exist as a state, Varshava

>>66557485
right of conquest
finland is rightfully russian clay as well.

>>66557527
>Rome said the rebellion was unjustified because "it is a sin to rebel against a legitimate prince."

The RCC at that time were still terrified by the French Revolution.

>>66557656
meant >>66557527

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Celebrate!


the empire is rising!

>>66554875
Wait to kill some British in the Subcontinent

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>>66557637

>>66557618
That's why I said "help them win their independence."

There'd still be a chance to free themselves at that point if they had 21st century weapons, technology, and precise knowledge of future events.

>>66554875
Time to buttfuck some Austrians Danes Poles and Frenchfags

>>66554875
get killed by effendi for not looking at the ground

>>66554875
Become president and try to salvage the Union.

Maybe "invent' the electric motor if I have the resources.

>>66554875
I wanna go to Nagasaki city to study Dutch and to get European confectionery.

>>66558092
but wouldn't you get by your fellow savages for interacting with filthy gaijins?

>>66558144
*get beheaded

Shoot me some of them Dakota prairie niggers.

Went to tin mine to help my english master coordinate the immigrant chinks.

Join the Serbian Uprising and remove kebabs

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Join Sam Houston in our Revolution. Volunteer to defend the Alamo.

Pic related: me throwing the boulder

>>66557937
Greece is free as of this year. Optimism is in the air.

Not for us though. Fug.

>>66554875
If I woke up in the exact spot I am now I'd be Mexican

>>66558144
We used to trade with Netherland in Edo period.
so,no problem desu.

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>>66558201

>Born in bum-fuck nowhere southern Norway 1830
>Born into landless family
I have three options
-Become a farmhand
-Become a sailor
-Go to USA, and become a farmhand there instead

Find some rocks and moss and build a house

>>66558367
why not earn a prussian citizenship by fighting in germany's unification wars, then retire and tell your kids about how you killed a french guy once

>>66554875
Get sent to Australia for being a NEET

>>66558362
Pigs are haram. The guy who drew that thing didn't think this through very well.

>>66558367
Or come to Liverpool, mix the Irish to create a strong race

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>>66558603
>immigrating to the UK
>in 19 century
>especially to liver in the pool

i'm not going to that shit hole senpai

>>66558767
Lots of Norwegians did and they had children and created a strong race.

>>66558881
>be a poorfag bulgarian peasant
>spend 10 years worth of my labor for english classes
>know official english perfectly
>move to middle albion
>"oi who dat slav cunt is lads oi sweer oi'el fokkim up mate waganha bunga oolie doo dee lads mate"
>n-nice seeing you too, gentlemen
>a six year old kid mugs me for my loaf of bread

>>66559242
you're basicly better off trying to get a living in Constantinople or someshit

>>66559450
he'd have to convert to Pisslam for that. at least in the UK he's in a civilized nation and not kebab savages.

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Stop the Belgian revolt

>>66559474
It was the best place for christians to flourish under the ottoman empire, dont know where you got your forced conversion from.

>>66555382
Why did you post this

Unite the tribes under my leadership and crush the perfidious whiteys before they destroy our idealistic protocommunistic society at one with nature

>>66559505
>Stop the Belgian revolt
Same

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>>66554875
opiem

>>66559806
>implying the eternal anglo can be vanquished

>>66554875
oh god we are fucking huge. Need make Russia great again

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>>66554875
good heavens look at the time
might as well start early today

>>66555382
t.afghan

>>66554875
Shit thread tb h

something something treaty negotiations

ahhhh itd be a fucked situation no matter what

Support Japan to open their country and will enjoy the best culture in Japanese history

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>>66554875
Be a merchant or something. I dunno lol

>>66554875
WARN William and his son of what will happen when they do harsh reprisals.
This country should never have existed.

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>>66554875
genocide arabs,kurds,armenians
>kek

Turn the Mexican-American war into a war of extermination rather than simple territorial acquisition and go all the way to Panama.

>>66554875
Start a car company
???
Profit

>>66554875
Build a house on the olympic peninsula and become a fur trapper.

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>wake up in 1830 in estonia
>estophilia is in its peak
>find the richest estophile and tell him that I am an estonian wizard
>tell him that I come from the year 830 using wind magic
>make all of the estophiles into my sugar daddies
>live a great life

hop on a trade vessel to france and then move to the north america pretending to be southern italian

>>66562053
You'd probably have gotten less shit as an Arab than you would have as an Italian. Everyone hated the shit out of the Italians and the Irish because they were seen as lazy alcoholic papist scum (especially the later; the Protestant vs Catholic heat was very real). Arabs were at least seen as exotic since Orientalism was still a popular genre of art back then, and they were just seen as superstitious barbarians as opposed to Vile Papist Scum.

>>66562222
whatever gets me to safety senpai

>>66554995
You started it. You lost. Get over it.

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>>66555161
Dis

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>>66554875
- Build wall between CR and Nicaragua, using the wars in the North as the justification
- Start building the road to the Caribbean and Bocas del Toro
- Promote good relations with Gran Colombia
- Cut ties with the UK and begin relations with the USA
- Write the Anti Central Americans laws that were made in 1848
- Use the April law and the wars between Nicaragua and the other subhumans to separate CR from the failed union
- Apply the decentralization laws of Carrillo
- Promote the annexation of Panamá, and if that fails, the annexation of CR to Gran Colombia

>>66563407
>implying you would be president

>>66562680
>spreading lies
Expected that of you yankees.

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>>66554875
Immediately run to the north, the fuck else can I do?

>>66555382
No. Nowadays Afghans are known for their subhumanity.

>>66554875
Nothing, just live peacefully.

Hate the french, join the prussian army and dream of unification. We fight for it against Napoleon, we demand it! Blanda up goddamnit!

Assassinate Nicolay the First
Lead the revolution
Establish constitution and democracy
Make a superpower from Russia

>>66570938
>Nikolay Palkin
>peacefully

>>66571297
>lead the revolution
>lead
sure kiddo, fanatics like Lenin and Stalin will walk aside for you

>constitution and democracy
>lead the revolution
Sure, all these communist rebells will love a democracy

https://internationalcareeropportunities.blogspot.com

Travel to London and write shitpost articles against Spics.

nothing because my country doesnt even exist

>>66571388
>1830
>18 years before the communist manifesto is published
>Lenin and Stalin

You're not trying very hard

>>66554875
enjoy Metternichs police state

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Curse the portuguese, tell Pedro I to fuck off, laugh at the southerners and praise my overlord and savior Pedro II.

>>66557894
>1830

Good luck pussy LMAO

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>>66554875
Form my own pork monopoly, move to Paris and fuck whores.
In a nutshell live like an Obrenovic.

cry

>>66576411
Fun fact, Milan Obrenovic banged Churchil's mom

>1830
>country is still a colony of spain
>sentiment brewing amongst 'indios' against spain due to the abuses of the governador-general (encomienda) and of the frailes (rent hikes on leased farmlands and tithes)
>if you're lucky to be born as a chinese or spanish mestizo (half breed), you get to enjoy a privileged life
>if not, you get to live the rest of your life farming or serving your mestizo masters
>knowing that i look more indio than mestizo, i might serve as a houseboy until i can save enough money to travel to japan, hongkong, or yurop and live the rest of my life there, or smuggle myself there if my masters don't pay me