Do you wish you were American? Be honest.

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>>66551829
Yes, very much

Not really.

>>66551829
depends on which state i will be living

I'd rather be Brazilian before I ever became an American.

No.
Americans have big land but small penis.

I like being American but I'd rather be British

I am already American.

Sometimes, but I think the grass wouldn't be much greener there. I don't know.

>>66551901
Latin American :)

>>66551829
American? No.
Raised in America? Yeah.

>>66551990
Difference?

>>66551829
No, i'd even rather be chinese or indian than american

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>>66551879
and small hearts

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>>66551829
Where else can I hump pillows and shoot guns?

Nowhere. God bless.

There are other things I'd rather be

>>66551829
I just wish I had american gun laws

>>66551862
You can move freely between them, but I can understand the difference between Mississippi and Massachusetts.

>>66551863
>>66552021
The edge is strong here

>>66552049
it will never ever happen though, both our own government (and opposition) and the EU hate guns (except exporting them, which we are really good at)

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>>66552043
from a relevant state?
>>66552040
dog bless anon
>>66552022
>nip talking about small hearts
insert nip bayoneting a baby.png

>>66552134
>from a relevant state?
>says clark county
fulkek

>>66552166
>king county
every fucking time, don't you have to fuck the state up even more?
also Columbia river fags are always relevant.

Only if I was Native American

>>66552166
>literally named after a highway

>>66552134
No, I like this state. I don't really see how relevancy is a good thing

>>66551829
Nah, If i had the option to choose I would have choosen some northern european country, Iceland maybe

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>>66552304
kek
>>66552166
also anon be sure to vote Inslee #refugeesWelcome lets make Washington great again with our tolerance. remember king county runs the state, so the outcome of this election is on you.

>>66552197
>also Columbia river fags are always relevant.
JUSTKEKMYSHITUPFAM

>>66551829
Nah

>>66552351
fair enough anon, i was in Wisconsin last year. it was a nice place.

Being born a white american male, I rolled pretty good on my birth.

But if I could reroll and control the outcome, I'd rather be born into some tiny town in one of those small but very successful yuro countries. Or as an oil prince in Qatar or some shit. That would be fun as hell.

But overall I'm glad.

>>66551901
I am already American colonian

>>66551829
No. I would like to be texan tho. Looks cool.

>>66552724
You're an American colon? What's it like to have a doctor massage you?

>>66551829
Yes.
I hate every kind of socialism. To see that my tax money gets spend somewhere else, where I don't want it. Otherwise it's fine.

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I wish I were more American.

>>66551841
Come home Mexican man.

>>66551829
No

Pretty happy where I am, honestly.

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>>66551841
Stay in Mexico. Fix your own country.

>>66553023
YOU GOT TO GO BACK

>>66551841
Dude is not even American. He is a Turk caught on the wrong side of the revolution

>>66554246
oie donald trunks jajaja

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>>66552724
>I am already American colonian
Fucking 11's. You aren't true Britannians unless they get an honorary title. You're 11 until then, 11.

Yes.

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>>66554215
>dfn jeg ble ikke fodt i norge

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I don't mind becoming one, but there's no way I'd wish to have been born there.

>>66551829
>Do you wish you were American?

let me think about it.

let us have a look at the elections you had in the past decade:

>Billionaire vs Billionaire's bitch
>Billionaire vs Nigger Millionaire
>Billionaire vs Nigger
>Would-be Cowboy vs Swiftboating Pussy
>Would-be Cowboy vs Liberal Fascist

No, thanks. I'd rather stay in Europe - the cradle and defender of democracy.

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Plz I ratter be in the non country of Québec than in the fucking US, which I'm currently living in.

maybe in 1980

nowadays the country is a joke, you will get killed if you are white

>>66554400
based rus

>>66551829
Only for a month

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Maybe if I lived in a comfy state like Oregon but, otherwise, no. We also have places like the one in the pic but we don't have the first world infrastructure that USA has and it'd make a big difference.

>>66551829

No tbqh. I love my country and hate my government.

If I had to choose a different nationality, i'll choose some of the Baltics.

>>66554276
I doubt he can find Turkey on the map

>>66551829
Yes, a native American

>>66551829

No, i don't.
I really admire America, but I wouldn't like to live there.

>>66551829
No. I could do with the right of abode or the Indefinite leave to remain if I was willing to live there, but I don't plan to.

>>66554843
When Hilldog starts WW3, what are my chances of getting political asylum in Russia?

>>66551829
I wouldn't mind but I'm pretty happy where I am.

hell no. who wants to become blacked Chinese.

Maybe, depends where. Some of New England seems nice but I don't think I would want to live in most of the other parts.

>>66554843
The feeling is mutual.

>>66554843
>I really admire America
Why?

>>66554908

She will not win the elections, my friend, you have nothing to worry about.

not really

>>66554987

I know.

>>66555037

Because America is a great country. You may hate them, but the fact that they've achieved so much in such a short period of time and risen from a small english colony into the world's mightest superpower having a great influence on the rest of the world in all areas of life.

>>66555317

*is certainly impressive

>>66555317
I don't hate them, I was just curious as to your reason. And yeah, they've certainly achieved a lot of impressive shit. Shame about the way they're backsliding with regards to education standards and such nowadays, though.

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Yes gib green card pls

>>66554908
You underestimate how much of a shithole russia is

>>66551829
I'm satified with being born as japanese in japan.
But I want to be born as half of Japan-American in US in next life

>>66555537
Everyone is born an Indian untouchable in the next life.

>>66551829
No.
I wish I was Swiss or Norwegian.

''American'' could mean I'm a nigger in Detroit which is no better than the place I live right now in Brazil.

I feel like I should have been born in Tennessee.

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>>66551829
>criminal government
>surveillance state
>99% of politicians are pathological liars

no, thanks, I'll pass

>>66555664
>99% of politicians are pathological liars
To be fair, that's true everywhere. The US is pretty unique in baking corruption right into the system, though.

No, I love my country.

Frog hobo here
Let me live there and I would make a decent living, I'm sick of shit European commie life

>>66551829
Are country needs to be nuked its full of sjw's niggers cucks Jews gays and feminist for the love of god Russia we will stop us nuking you if you hold up your end of the deal and take us out end are suffering

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>>66556002
>that spelling
Ivan, using proxy's in such a way is bad.

yes, plz vote for Hilary amigos :^)

>>66551829
Of coursh

>>66554421
Your """country""" will never, EVER outlive the stain of the world wars you insufferable kraut

>>66555664
>baking corruption right into the system
True, unfortunately, given the whole Citizens United thing.

No. I value having a culture.

>>66557077
>Germany
>culture
Kek'd audibly IRL

>>66551829
Muh heritage is Italian. My grandparents could've moved to NJ, but we ended up here, oh well

>>66554400
This

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>>66555664

>>66551829

Yes, as long as the place I'm living is full of trees and happiness, It's Hot in here

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>>66557077

>>66552166
Good burn I hate that cuck

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>>66551829
how does one get a green card?
do i need to dye my hair black and get a spray tan

>>66551829
No. I prefer being Greek over any other nationality.

>>66551829
no i don't

BUILD THE DOME

>>66551829
Yeh

If I could be born into a family that owns a huge ranch somewhere in a flyover state where I would be left alone then yes.
Would be A1 ngl lads

>>66551829

Somethings are very good about USA but i am very happy i live in Norway desu

>>66556712
>implying yours will

no
if i was born in america, id have no chance to escape poverty, now its up to me

>>66563577

Say what? Our poor get all sorts of gibemedats.

My wife was raised by a very poor single mother. She got good grades, got scholarships, got loans, got MBA, now makes six figures.

Fat, stupid, and lazy is no excuse.