/brit/

hitler loved islam desu

hitler loved islam and muslims love hitler

it was a muslim that advised hitler on killing Jews

is it worth putting castor oil onto my eyebrows?

I want manlier bushier eyebrows.

it's not as if I have bad eyebrows rn but it's /fa/ to be cara tier eyebrows.

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gonna read up on some neurological and medical terms to translate into Mandarin Chinese.

then later gonna make a thread on /int/ commanding people to ask a chinese neurosurgeon anything they want.

Allah bless hitler and this thread

>>66550516
hmm

>>66550512
What do they look like now? I would probably say no though

>>66550519
Spoken like a true Peruvian.

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>>66550512
>tfw natural bushy black eyebrows

>>66550540
a bit too perfect for my tastes.

i want to look manly and rugged whilst maintaining my fuccboi /fa/ look.

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Best continent coming through

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1477352900617.jpg

>>66550578
You forgot Belize, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Guatemala, Costa Rica and Panama

Looking for a Moslem bakery I could order a cake with the image of Mohammad from lads.

>>66550461
Hitler loved islam and hated christanity

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We're gonna be so pussywhipped

>>66550605
is that the tranny muslim?

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Ladies and Gentlemen of /brit/, this is the thread Dog of the Evening. His name is Mr.Pubbers and accepts all pets.

>>66550627
Fuc

>>66550635
good post, glad to accept him as the thread mascot

>>66550534
you stupid faggot i made you reply to my post

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She's so pretty lads

>>66550627
>implying either of them will get a massive lead like that
if Hillary wins it will be by a sliver, or she will win the same way Bush beat Gore.

>>66550631
http://pakisissy.tumblr.com

>>66550635

Wow cute doggo !!!
Edit: thanks for the gold
EDIT2: WOW so much support thanks guys !!!!

Sechsundzwanzigster für /deutsch/.

>>66550659
hmm

>>66550635
Cute!

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>>66550608
those dont count

>>66550665
>she

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>>66550635
my dog

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Ethiopian twinks.

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C U C K

>>66550705
fuck off yank

>>66550665
dubious

*pounces into thread*
*flashes his cock*

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>>66550714
It's good that Europe is saving these children from warzones

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NOTHING sexual about feet

>>66550671
>if Hillary wins it will be by a sliver, or she will win the same way Bush beat Gore
At worst she'll beat Donald as badly as Obama beat Romney

By that I mean she'll have a clear victory, though nothing too impressive

I highly doubt it'll be close

>>66550774
Something is... off about that Kid... but I have a feeling he'll do well in our Basketball Team.

>>66550714
>a 16 year old

Now they're just TRYING to become a parody of themselves.

>>66550714
my god i'm nearly 27 and i dont have the fucking wrinkles of that guy

>>66550781
disgusting sick fucking fetish

fuck off

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>>66550781
Nothing at all

>>66550781
she has a very elegant tiger-like foot


she is ripe to mate with

are you faggots part of the elite?

>>66550711
is he a good boy?

just realised im the reincarnation of the buddha

>>66550805
He's gotta be 40 at least especially since black people age well

I'm 28 and only have one deep-set forehead wrinkle

On the off chance you know of any creams or lotions that could fix it that would be great

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>>66550840
ALL EMBRACE ME!

>>66550749
>>66550706
>le 'all women are actually men' face

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>>66550840
Bow or die, swedish buttboy.

>>66550850
i am the reincarnation of a pile of shit

the fat Caribbean nigger is here

I dislike foreigners a lot more than the working class lads.

Makes me a real outsider since it's the other way around for the vast majority of the middle class.

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lets play a game brit. tranny or not

>go through a period of wishing I was dead

>suddenly have heart problems and testicular cancer

ah yes so-called god

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Do nudes of her exist lads?

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>>66550781
normally don't care about feet at all, but tiny Chinese girl's feet are sexy for some reason.

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>>66550921
People don't recognise the true enemy

>>66550940
HNGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>66550742
Bin that hate speach lad, you might hurt yourself.

>>66550789
it definitely will be close
idk if Trump will win but he does have a large body of supporters.
its not a guaranteed Hillary victory though its not like trump can sweep her anyways.

>>66550714
>never floss
>never wash your jeans

Filthy Brits

>>66550461
reasking from a few threads ago:

So I just found out via snapchat story my gf is hanging out with a guy she used to fuck and had feelings for, before she met up with her I asked if she was meeting up with him and she said no - she also said she doesn't have time to meet up with me but somehow finds time to meet up with him - right now she's sat in a room with 4 guys one of whom she used to fuck and have feelings for, I also know she flirts with them. should I be pissed off?

>>66550892
That is very clearly a tranny

>>66550850
sick

>>66550949
Be careful to never look her directly in the face

Is it possible to send children to a boarding school without them becoming raging lefties in tune with the zeitgeist?

If so, which school would be best?

My brother-in-law is considering this problem at the moment and he asked me for my opinion.

>>66550943
would love to see her get blacked desu

>>66550951
It's an American can't understand a fake twitter account episode.

>>66551027
>Yank flag
yup everything checks out

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>>66551017
Depends what kind of boarding school it is.

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>>66551032

Nice picture Nights Templar popes holy army can be looked at as bankers that funded both sides of ww2

>>66551017
Why would boarding skill children become more left wing? If anything it seems like those who run boarding schools would be more likely to be conservative

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>>66550951
how can they keep getting away with this???

HOWLING
in a public toilet doing my poo and heard some runt next door grunt trying to get his poo out

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>>66550989
forgot to post with a pepe

>>66550989
i probably would be desu

if you're not pissed off then you're not but i wouldn't give her the impression you're cool with it or else you're going to be cucked. so either call her out or pull similar stunts

>>66551017
I went to a boarding school and me and all the other students as well as the teachers were quite conservative
It was also de facto whites only

It's public schools that produce the dipshit blue haired lesbians and anti racist nu-males

>>66551076
More likely than whom? My brother-in-law is considering hiring tutors and home-schooling as an alternative.

Flatmates in the kitchen making a curry with headphones on and ignored me as i walked in. Wtf. Who makes a curry this late at night

>>66550989
>>66551103
You should break up with her immediately and never talk to her again

>>66551142
cooking at night is best though

it's peaceful

I don't understand the rails in handicapped lavatories
If I can barely get my feet up on those things then how the hell is a handicapped person supposed to be able to do it?

>1 in 2 people in the UK will get cancer

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>66551080
kek

>>66551163
post your source on this statistic

>>66550554
>be amairickin
>mother was x% patoatoatnigger
>bushy eyebrow masterrace

>>66551136
home schooling leaves them literally autistic

I'm feeling sad and stressed and lonely but all my regulars are offline. Even the ones in other countries that might still be awake, are offline.

I can't sleep :(

>>66551136
More likely than normal teachers and the average parent

Home schooling and tutors sounds like it would lead to bad socialisation but not really basing that on anhthing

>>66551184
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-us/cancer-news/press-release/2015-02-04-1-in-2-people-in-the-uk-will-get-cancer

>>66551163
oh no not cancer

good thing it's easily curable

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Why don't we just move all of our brown people to Canada?

Canada has a higher HDI than we do and they literally want them to come.

Canada wins because they love brown people.
Brown people win because Canada has a higher HDI.
Britain wins because we hate brown people.

Everybody wins.

about to ejaculate lads

This poo is quite exceptional

>>66551136
Fun fact: "public schooling" is public in the sense that it's a step down from "private schooling" (i.e. private tutors) that top aristocrats enjoyed back in the day.

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>>66551214

>>66551228
Wall #2 is now in the works

Whatever happened to the post that was supposed to get 12 replies or something?

>>66551253
hey isn't that the alt-right hitler frog meme?

i'm reporting you

i deleted it

Business idea:
Give all Britain's cancer to one guy instead of spreading it to half of it's population

Lads how does one honestly go about getting drugs abroad?

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Rate the new tracky lads

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>meet this 8/10
>Ask her for a coffee
>She said we should bring her 3/10 friend

What does it mean lads?

I think she blew me the fuck out

just ejaculated lads

Business idea: export immigrants

People are always complaining we have too msny immigrants and that our exports are weak so ive combined them together and seemed to solve both problems

Thanks for your time

Laying in bed. do you guys also fondle your boobs,butt and penis in bed like i do?

>>66551286
how do we decide on which guy?

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>>66551269

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>>66551315
shes playing 10d chess anon, dont go to that. just stand them up. she's gonna bring her friend then leave 3min later.
trust me,I've seen this in movies.

>>66551228
>we have lots of room
yet methinks they will all settle in Toronto instead of in the far north...

>>66551315
I don't give a fuck

Do you literally come to /brit/ and post about your inane boring fucking normie shit all day?

LE GF LE ONEITIS LE FACEBOOK LE WHATSAPP LE GROUP CHAT LE EX

I don't give a fuck, I would rather have some runt train posters spam the thread than fucking shitheads like you

a racist Australian

>>>/pol/94434283

>>66551331
It would be a vote
Britain's least likable man would be sacrificed for everybody's sake

>>66551297
very job centre worthy

would sign on in it

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TRAINS?!
D-DID YOU SAY TRAINS

>>66551386
Lisicki it is then

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>>66551406

>>66551406
Is there something wrong with this train?

Anyone fancy buying a genuine once in a lifetime punch in the face

>>66551365
Stfu nerd

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>very clearly a tranny

>>66551406
>americans are still using steam trains

ah yes the so-called "greatest country" in the world

>>66551458
hahaha makes sense, yanks are always full of hot air!!!!!

>>66551315

This racist nazi posts on pole. Do not respond to his posts.

>>>/pol/94434646

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>>66551458
steam trains are still more advanced than northern trains

What are some good kids toys to fidget with at my desk, all I can think of is rubiks cube

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>>66551490
Y-you too!

>>66551500
An electric piano

>>66551490
>every single day he posts his autistic obsession with trains and northerners
>actually thinks he isn't the one most deserving of ridicule

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>>66551452
What's that in the corner? Zoom and Enhance.

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>>66551435
its sick

>>66551500
dragon dildo

urghhh this place has fucking ruined me let me tell you

spent a good couple of years being culturally enriched by the gimmicks here and now im so ahead of the humour curve that nobody else can keep up

how do you cope with being funnier than all your peers?

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A-any older guys here willing to look after a jobless NEET virgin?

Will suck your willy whenever you want.

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>>66551484
but anon why were YOU on /pol/? are you a racist nazi?

the fuck is this donald duck thing

>>66550516
>ask a chinese neurosurgeon anything they want.
how do i get my anal virginity back?

>>66551525
glasses

>>66551523
the northern train poster isn't me

I have something against northerners but I'm not a train poster

>>66551500
I usually swing a long wooden shoehorn around.

Smashed my lamp once by accident but otherwise it's cool.

>>66551534
Tad gay.

>>66551541
Getting to know the enemy my greatest ally

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>>66551525
Zoom and Enhance.

why are you fellas up so late? its a school day

the rapist is here

>>66551534
>virgin
>offers sexual favors in return for free room and board

Naw dick

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>>66551571
Very brave
#refugeesWelcome

>>66551523
there are multiple trainposters

>>66551581
I'm in bed.

In bed with you lads.

Not wearing anything either.

Just wanted you to know.

>>66550516
yeah. also
did hitler do anything wrong?

>>66551605
what kind of bus is this?

>>66551607
aww thats cute :P

>>66551500
one of those newtons cradle cackler pendulums
some sort of wood puzzle cube or similar thing
a small box of legos

gay

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>public transportation

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. enjoy being crammed on a seat next to some obese neckbeard blasting shitty tinny music from his headphones povertycucks

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>>66551576
What could it mean?

>>66551605
>northerners in charge of symmetry

>>66551605
I've been on one of these before and its not that bad you get much more leg room than on East Midlands trains which I normally get

>>66551520
too loud still living with parents and I'm active through the night
>>66551531
maybe but I've only tried pens and that lead to bleeding so no
>>66551565
What have you been diagnosed with?

France caused WW2.

>>66551676
It's an emergency exit sign

Have never been on a bus.

>>66551717
But, that's a safe space, where could an emergency exit from a safespace.... lead?

>>66551659
*drives my car to work*
*sits in traffic for 40 minutes*
*parks car somewhere 15 minutes away from work*
*ends up paying considerably more than public transport*

ah yes

>>66551653
thanks lad

>>66551709
englands/bbritains selfishness led to the destruction of the western world

trains are the thinking man's bus

>>66551702
>What have you been diagnosed with?
Nothing.

Used to swing my dad's riding crop around when I was a wee lad. I enjoy having something to smack a runt with at hand and doing a practice swing from time to time.

>>66551709
Gavrilo Princip caused world war 2

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>>66551676
>enhanced more

You think darkness is your friend?

>>66551749
*puts my dick in your ear*

>>66551727
Tell us more. Do you hate your mum for this?

>>66551780
no

>>66551773
keep on swinging then I guess anon

>>66551605
>collective electric chairs for mass execution
>anglo
>humans.

>>66551784
no, why?

I've been on a train a few times tbqh.

>>66551778
my god, is that what I think it is?

>>66551803
Don't be rude, Algeria-chan

Lads I feel unAmerican because I wasn't born in America

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The Algerian powerhouse

>>66551780
nah im scared of the dark since i moved house and no longer have an instinctual knowledge of where the light is

>not rating Zidane as absolute GOAT

>>66551812
Do you resent your mother for denying what all the other children got to experience, a bus ride?

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wonder what thailad is up to right now.

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Boats are the enlightened man's train

>tfw you will never have a Bermudan citizenship and cruise around the Carribean in your small house-boat.

>>66551839
>le born after france 98 faec

melt

>starting to think trains are cute

NO
NO
HOW DO I STOP IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekm6WtKwQos

Why did Queen not roll with this version? It's much better than the other one

>>66551835
Something's not right with this train.

RED WHITE AND BLUE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU

>>66551864
Ahh yes let me just take the boat to work oh wait there's no fucking water

>>66551855
about 10 am there no?

on the runt wheel no doubt

>>66551855
morning child prozzie fuck probably

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>>66551864
that's no boat

>>66551845
Nah I got driven around and got my own car at 17.

Buses seem awful and appear filled with awful people. At least on trains there's first class.

>>66551884
proves you're not enlightened

>>66551872
Smack yourself on the bollocks each time you see a train

Your body will naturally start to reject trains

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>>66551872
Did someone say cute trains?

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>>66551872
Uguu

>>66551871
>le my generation players were better than yours XD

>>66551873
because then it will be just another one of those shitty thousands of identical rock songs

>>66551864
boats aren't as freeing as you think anon, i cruise around in my boat every once in a while and i constantly get harassed by the puddle police. and if i sailed in Caribbean waters i would be worried about pirates.

>>66551864
yeah alri lemme just unfurl the bimini and sail down me street haha

>>66551873
Queen is a shit band

>>66551896
I see. Tell me more about your parents. Were they... working class folk?

Hahaha le good football player everyone knew was good and was almost universally rated is a good football player xD who would have bloody thought it?!

want to end my life and start again

>>66551816
Shit it's in my pants

It's secreting a liquid, and the puddle is following me

>>66551967
same

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>>66551872
>the little train that tried his very hardest

>>66551824
s sorry peru senpai
anglo are nice. *hugs* :3

>>66551981
We need to get you a Corgi, they can absorb it using their two layer coat.

>>66551967
there's no NG+ m8

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THAILAD?!?!

>>66551964
these sort of posts aren't funny.

lower the age of consent to 14 NOW!!!

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>>66551998
I just can't get mad at you. You're so cute.

Guess who else I think were good football players? Pele and maradona! Wow what other crazy original opinions will I come out with next

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>tfw been reading books about the art of advertising, applied the concepts to my /brit/ posting and now my (You) count has been increasing exponentially

>>66551534
N-nobody?

Ok. ;_;

>>66552053
are you really peruvian

>>66552062
How does it feel knowing Maradona snorted lines of coke off your oneitus's ass at the club after you left to cry in your dorm?

might tell this dumb fucking tripfag to fuck off

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>>66552099
Yeah.

Why?

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>tfw too intelligent to read books

>>66552052
think it is 14 here

>>66552115
hola

>>66551938
You could say my mum has a working class background, her parents worked in the steel industry up in Scunthorpe. She went to a grammar school and never worked after marrying my father though.

My dad runs a family business and is firmly middle class, went to Sherborne and Oxford.

gonna walk by me da lads

>>66552141
Hola.

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any of the economics majors know anything about cournot, bertrand, and stackelberg models?

i understand what they are and the situations involving them but am having a hard time working out actual problems

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>>66552115
In tribute, I bring you a peruvian flute band

>>66552124
16

>The Tackling Violent Crime Act raises the legal age of sexual consent in Canada to 16 from 14, the first time it has been raised since 1892. But the law includes a "close-in-age exception," meaning 14- and 15-year-olds can have sex with someone who is less than five years older.

>>66552165
nooooooo!!!!!!

dont do iiiiiiiiittt!!

>>66552164
is your mum fit?

>>66552165
Is he drunk again?

>>66552115
why are you guys so native

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>>are you really peruvian
>Yeah.
>Why?

>>66552164
I see... do you feel that you have to live up to your parents' expectations?

If buses seem bad and filled with terrible people you just live in a bad area

listening to grime

*sees the lads discussing football*

haha better reference the IT crowd hehe

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>tfw too smart to use the bus
really

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me and the gf

>>66552176
cómo estás

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>>66552212
Because. Aren't you british native of your own land?

>>66552185
>>66552218
Nice.

>>66550512
You will look shit anyway desu

>>66552235
Buses are either full of wogs, old people, or kids
all of which are horrible.

I think you lads made lickdicki upset

He's not posting cuz he's hiding in his dorm crying

The International Jew by Henry Ford

Thoughts?

>dorm

>>66552282
We have double decker buses and old people only sit on the bottom

>>66552264
Relajandome despues de un dia de arduo trabajo. Ya hice la comida asi que solo me queda esperar a mi esposa. ¿Y tu?

>>66552282
thats because you live in north america

>>66552301
we have cars and I can sit alone if I want and go where I want

When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for

And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go

And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to tryyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa-aahhhhhh-ayyyeee
aaaaaaa-aaaaaahhhhh-ayyyyyeee
aaaaaaa-aaaaaahhhhh-ayyyyyeee
aaaaaaa-aaaaaahhhhh-ayyyyyeee
aaaaaaa-aaaaaahhhhh-ayyyyyeee

>>66552201
Rather fit, she's still quote young (45, she's had me at 20; dad was 32).

>>66552224
Sure but I'm doing very well, it's not much of a burden.

>>66552341
More expensive than the bus

*ahem*

having a wank
doing a poo
having a think
about you
poos and wanks
fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

>>66552355
>Sure but I'm doing very well, it's not much of a burden.
I see... then it's is time that I leave and fade into the black from whence I came.

Farewell young Britbong. Be sure to pet the Thread Dog before we hit 300 replies.

ughhh im comfy in bed but need a wee

Man of South Asian heritage wanted to charge me an extra 50p to use my card to pay for the takeaway

Ended up leaving and going across the road to the chippy

Cunt

>>66552182
pls respond

>>66552311
no hice nada hoy pero estoy cansado
asi es la vida

>>66552406
>not having pissbottles ready
kek, whats wrong with you?

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>>66552447
Hang in there, bud.

>>66552396
would love to see her get absolutely ram rodded by that dog hnnnggg

>>66552454
the normies would be seething

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YOU JUST KNOW

>>66552311
>asi que solo me queda esperar a mi esposa


holy shit normies OUT

When I'm on the train going to sheffield the first landmark I see that reminds me im almost there is the mosque lol

last black mirror is fucking siiiikh lads

>>66552409
happens here too. some shops and businesses have a surcharge to pay by card, but have no ATM to take money out. utter scam. the worst is the restaurants who charge a fucking fee to pay by credit card, even though literally every single person on earth who works in retail/cash register work will tell you that card>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>physical money

>>66552466
>looks like a mosque
>is actually a church

ah yes

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>>66552493

jesus christ vaginas are disgusting looking things

got him

>>66552518
Fun fact: payment cards were invented for restaurants and were only later adapted for general shopping.

>>66552475
she probably does

>when you send a girl a message asking if she wants to join you for drinks and you're waiting on a reply

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do noftherners actually use trams or are they a meme?

>>66552493
BIG

>>66552493
>that traction alopecia
>still puts her hair like that

he can have her

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being a soldier for any country other than America feels like being cheated.

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reminder that one of these subhumans could be posting among us at any given second

>>66552565
yeah

it's cheaper than the bus and would be quicker if they didn't just use the old trainlines for most of the routes

what's with this Anglo obsession over interracial porn?

>>66552573
hes really ramming that cervix huh
probably hurts

>>66552553
that must explain the daftness they have charging up to 5% of the total cheque if you pay by card. a mate of mine went out for a massive dinner with like 20 other people and went to put it on his credit card and was told he'd have to pay an extra $75 because of the 5% hahaha he told them to get fucked and went downstairs and withdrew the total cost in $50 notes to fuck with them

>>66552573
black dicks are ugly

So how many of you are really working class?

>>66552553
This isn't true

>>66552468
el peruano...

>>66552635
small dick whiteboi detected

ah yes america

https://twitter.com/onlykehns/status/774043431807004672

>>66552621
its fun watching people have sex with lesser beings

of, from, or pertaining to England or the English

>>66552693
Americans are already lesser beings

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>black people are inferior to whites

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>>66552708
just realised your flag is peru but with a fucking leaf on it

>>66552720
they're ugly
their dicks are ugly
their faces are ugly
their skin colour is ugly
they all have paranoid schizophrenia

>>66552742
bit racist

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>>66552720
t.Demarcus "MUH DICK OOGA BOOGA" luther kang jr

£2.50 for a 1600 calorie nice pizza from the uni shop lads, BIG fan

Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops

meow

>>66552769

Well at least we're pretty equal when it comes to getting drunk

nu

>>66552804
>>66552804
>>66552804

>>66552800
hehe you are a kitty :3
*strokes your head*

>>66552816

Nah, not gonna post in that one

>>66552918
>>66552918
>>66552918
new