What is the Belgium of your country? France : Belgium.

Caucasus. The only shitstain on the Motherland.

Canada

Ireland

Perú: Belgium

USA

>>66550550
>>66550575

oh shit

Puerto Rico

None. We are a lonely melancholic shithole.

None. I'd wish mendoza was an independ country, they could be our little chile

Canada

ur mum

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>>66550022
Newfoundland
Gib Labrador back

>>66550022
Mindan*o

>>66551101

no, you are the boil.

Argentina

U r gay

>>66550022
lithuania

USA

>>66554794
>Not Central America
Hmmmmmm

USA

t. Texas

>>66550575
Nah, USA is your Mexico/Romania

>>66555964
no it's puerto rico or alaska

>>66550022
>belgium of your country
>not canada of your country

gtfo

>>66550022

Definitely Mexico, their like an infection that won't go away and keeps growing and sucking our life blood

>>66550022
China

>>66556490
Du dreckiger neger ficker Huren dreckssack Bastard

Zlovakia

Iceland

Canada. A smaller, less interesting, and less impactful country to the north with intermittent nationalist gridlock.

>>66550022
Puerto Rico

>>66556618
Puerto Rico is nothing like the US

France

>t. Belgium

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America

wales

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>>66560416
DELETE THIS

>>66560416
fuck off eurofaggot

canada

Germany : Holland

Holland : belgium

Belgium : Luxembourg

Finland

Lithuania

>>66560416
ireland looks so cute

Hungary:

every neighbouring country apart from Austria

Slovakia, they're just confused carinthians

>>66560464
Luxembourg= your mom

>>66560474
kek

We seem to have a complicated relationship with Moldova and Serbia.

All of Central America.

Zika***e

>>66550022
Canada
Quebec

San Marino

Poland

Germany

Finland: Belgium

>>66561954
rude desu

>>66550022
Paraguay desu

Maybe Wales.

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>>66562801
more like scotland

New Zealand, but they are alright, I wouldn't trade them for anything.

Scotland

west korea;east korea

>>66550567
Delet

>>66556109
Canada of France is Canada.

England: Scotland

>>66560481
Delet

>>66562893
you germans are so obsessed with Brexit

Poortugal

>>66551055
Should I feel insulted or proud?

Australia

>>66550569
World : All of South America, All of Africa, All of Arabia, China

Bavaria: Rest of Germany

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>>66553562
>>66554560

>>66555924
Texas

California

Austria.

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>>66562755
excuse me? we're not the country who broke Tordesillas and started expanding westward
(neither was your country, it was Portugal's fault)

>>66550022
If you mean what is the Belgium in the sense of what is Belgium, then the anwser if Belgium.

If you mean it in the sens of what is a non-country, I would have to say Bosnia Herzegovina - it's literally a meme-tier nation held together by string and bubblegum

>>66574212
No one broke anything. We started going to the west during the Iberian union we all had the same king at the time, your land was my land.
It was just a little after that Felipe got what he deserved

>>66550022
No one, unless you mean a buffer state between two regional powers of the continent. Which would be Uruguay in this case

what is france's relationship with belgium?

Molenbeek

>>66574884
none

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>>66551101
litwa nasza

Flanders

>>66551191
Tenemos a Chiloe y a la zona austral cuando se ponen autistas/independistas

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>>66575326
DELET THIS

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>>66554560
t.Gringo

>>66574884
It's French clay, but the anglos forced us to hand it over after Napoleon's defeat.

>>66575270
Don't be butthurt Hollande we still love you.

>>66575423
just because it part of your short lasting meme empire doesn't mean it's yours

>>66575423
I see
so I guess colombia's belgium is panama

>>66575423
Flanders fought and won many wars against France and wallons also revolted against france, even if they speak the same language

>>66575355
wena nido

fuck off

Macedonia

>>66575537
>>66575423
Most of Belgium was part of France (not counting the Frankish days of Clovis 'till Charlemagne) for less than 50 years

>>66551055

Literally the best part of the US

>>66550022
Netherlands: Belgium

>>66575891
You're our clay since 496, and it was not until the Hundred years Wars you became independant.

>>66575774
no delet

>>66576135
Clovis was from what is currently Belgium and conquered you bunch of Gauls, so you'd be our clay then, i guess?
The county of Flanders became part of the Burgundian Netherlands during that time, but Brabant, Hainaut, Liege etc were part of the HRE since its founding and Middle Francia/Lotharinga before that

>>66550022
Can't we just implement this already?

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>>66576778
This time with pic

>>66576435
Correction

Our ancestors took over Gallia Belgica, then migrated to Galllia Celtica which was subsenquently called Neustria and your kingdomlet Austrasia.
You're french clay in denial but you've been mongrelized with the frisians and you can't tell your right from your left, don't forget you're the true East Francia and not """Franconia""" aka Bavaria.

Brazil: Brazil.

Not even joking.

>>66576900
We're the true Francia m8 the place were Franks actually settled, the site of the foederati and the first kingdoms. Noble and peasant alike were full-blooded Franks by the 5th century. No Frisian or Saxon cuck could mongrelize us. Our dialects are linear descendants of the Frankish tongue
Don't think for one second that being ruled over by an elite of our people makes you one of us.

You know who

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>>66577265
>Our dialects are linear descendants of the Frankish tongue
LMAO

Frankish language doesn't exist and if it were to exist it would a be celtic dialects, since franks are sicambri as reported by Gregory of Tours and Fredegar, as for your language, merely a frisian dialect.

And language meant nothing since even black in south africa speak dutch.

>Don't think for one second that being ruled over by an elite of our people makes you one of us.


It's the contrary frisian mongrel it's us who ruled you until you begged the anglos to free you.

>>66576813
but belgium is more french than dutch. if anything france should get all of it, and germany/france can split luxemburg.
dumb swamp poster

All of Asian countries

>>66578002
but we don't want the flemish, they smell like sheep

>>66578202
I wouldnt want to absorb Lé Islamiqué Républiqué d'Belgiqué either

>>66578441
mooslims are mostly in wallonia though
anyway, all of the 4th reich is cucked nowadays

>>66578002
it hasn't been for a while though
the dutch speaking population is larger
and richer

>>66550022
Canada could not fit that analogy and more perfectly.

>>66550022
ireland

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>>66578524
Muslims are in Brussels and Flanders, the only exception is Charleroi

>>66550022
Flanders: W*llonia