>you will never attend an American highschool

Good, it was hell.

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>>66547076
>I'm sad because I won't ever get shot for not talking to the school psycho

>>66547320
/int/ posters are the school psychos

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>>66547320
>I will never join that guy and gun down dozens of normies before going out with a bang

There is nothing worthwhile about American highschools.

>be American
>go to high school
>Chad beats you and locks you in your locker
>Stacy laughs at you every time you're nearby
>normies in class stare empty eyed and hate you too
>fail grades
>prepare school shooting
>another faggot like you has the idea first and you die full of holes
>you just wanted to go to college

I know college sports aren't really a thing in Europe but what about high school sports?

You Will never be that cool slightly alternative dude whom is respected by both the football team Chads and the nerds.

>>66547617
Both are but they're not competitive at all. Like you'll just do them for fun.

>>66547076
>tfw never get to experience the different cliques, clique wars & proms

>yuropeens want to go to American high school
>Ameriweebs want to go to Japanese high school
>Nipponese want to die

What are Chads like in your countries?

>>66547076
>you will never get your lunch money stolen by chad
>you will never get your head flushed down the toilet by chad
>you will never get your bike which you use to get to school ran over, by chad's convertible.
>you will never be forced to play football not to fail your gym class, and get squashed by chad and his football gear.
>you will never help stacey with her exams, make a decent impression on her by accident, have her talk nicely about you to her friends, and get beaten up by her bf Chad
>you will never have a scrawny african-american nerd friend, jew geek,and fat ginger friends
>you'll never have your prom date get ganbanged by chad and jamal from the basketball team just to bully you
>you will never take a loan, to pay for a loan that you took to pay a loan to end up paying another loan to study in college
>you'll never be working at starbucks to pay for your college and have to take the order of chad accompanied by the arm by stacey and your old highschool promo and who knows attends a pricey college thanks to an athletic scholarship and dad's money

dreamy

>>66548124
Define "Chad"

>>66548501

>go to r9k
>ask this
>report back to us

>>66548124
they're the same everywhere you dense fuck

>>66547076
what's so special about them. they're somewhat shit to be honest african american family member

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Why the fuck do all of these people want to go to an American high school? Do they think it's gonna be like one of those shitty teen movies or something? If so, than that's a fucking stupid reason.

>>66548852
obviously because the greatest high school teachers in the world are American

>>66548852
This. Most think they can go from a chess club looser to a cool guy with a hot prom date like in Hollywood movies.

Teen movies tell me they are real

>>66547617
my high school played other ones at rugby
was a joke tbqh tho

>>66547076
It was awful Joao

>tfw highschool was the opposite of American movies for me
It started out shitty in elementary with the bullying and by the end of highschool I had bitches grinding against my crotch in club parties

>>66548124
They never left the shit town I'm from.

>>66548501
Basically a hyper-normie jock who doesn't do much after high school.

>>66548783
Rude

>>66550537
Yeah, there's the meme in the US of the former high school jock who hasn't done anything with his life since then and would love nothing but to go back to those days.

The key to getting laid in American high school is to join a really artsy club like drama club or writer's club.

>>66547578
Maybe you should stop watching cartoons, guy.

went to high school in america.

it was fucking awesome. i was chad in HS (not trying to brag, life since HS has been utter and complete shit for me with lots of jail and prison time)

but HS as a popular kid and high-end-of-recreational drug user was the stuff of legends.

10/10 would repeat

>tfw i went to online school during my entire highschool years
no regrets

>>66552046
lucky bastard

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>he fell for the American highschools are like in the movies meme
HAHAHAHAHA, only if you were cool. If not, then it's literally the same everywhere.
Loneliness, being bullied or ignored, boredom, and virginity.

>>66547578
>Yuropoors think Hollywood movies are reality

>>66550669
Band actually isn't a bad spot either, at least if your standards for looks are a bit lower.

>>66552240
I was in band, theatre, AND writer's club, man. High school life for me was libertine as fuck.

>>66547076
>that kid that thinks he's cool and has a lot of friends but actually everyone hates him and thinks he's annoying
>that kid who tried to sit with the jocks at lunch on the first day of school and still gets picked on because of it
>that kid who yelled "spank me daddy" when getting paddled by the principle and everyone could here it in the room over.

high school was a fun place.

>>66547076
You should be thankful you never attended such a disgusting hellhole.

>>66547076
Why would you want to experience the worst education system in the west? The system sucks and the culture sucks.

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>tfw had friends across multiple cliques
>avoided most attention from jocks/popular kids, was mostly tolerated by them
>tfw actually had an enjoyable high school experience

the less you open your mouth, the more people generally like you or tolerate your presence.

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>>66547076
>mfw I was ironically an edgy emo

I still cringe thinking about how edgy I was.

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>>66552614

>tfw had friends across multiple cliques
>was friends with lots of jocks, popular kids and others
>went to parties all the time
>tfw high school was a lot of fun

>be me
>went to white, rich, suburban high school
>had many gfs
>attended all the best house parties
>went on to college
>joined to jock fraternity
>fugged many sorority girls
>massive frat parties just like the movies

Life was good then.

>that kid that would always sprint down the hall with his oversized backpack
>that mentally off girl that was dating a 25 year old
>that girl who was a dime but was also the biggest cum guzzler
>that guy that died in a car crash
>that girl who was super involved in student council and other clubs and got valedictorian but nobody really liked
>that guy that started off as a nobody and ended the career being mid cool level
>that guy that brought his ultra powerful laptop to classes
>that fat girl that always kinda had a thing for you
>that guy that got suspended for a month for writing up a hit list on facebook

Those were the days

>>66551622

Kek, I remember being forced to tolerate the meth-head kids during grade 10 weed out classes.

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>>66547076
I hated it the entire time. I still hate it. I would give anything to go back though.

>>66553176
Our car crash death was literally the unluckiest kid I ever knew. Like, a few months preceding, he got hospitalized for burns from our schools 4th of July fireworks gone wrong.

>>66547387
this

>>66547076
What country's HS (or equivalent) should one wish to attend?

>tfw when you go to an American high school
I fell for the meme

American high school and university is probably not like in American Pie and A Dead Man On Campus.

Trust me, you don't want to, it isn't all hot and dandy like in Dazed and Confused

How similar is Canadian high school, to American high school ?

>>66555339
based on grade 10 in trailer park boys, basically the same

>>66547076
>I wont ever get kicked out because of racist behavior

>>66547076
>You were forced to attend an American High School
Feels bad man

Fuck you and your Breakfast Club fantasies.

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:<

>>66555339
Canada has more asians and pakis I guess

Largely shitty until you're a senior. Then you've got the sophomores all over you simply because you're an adult.

>>66547076
>Tfw went to a small city school
>100 students in my senior class
>Everyone knew each other, pretty much everyone was a good person
>The most hated person in the school was also the most popular
>70% female, 80% black
I assume that other schools were different, but mine was nothing like what you see in movies.

>you will never attend the school without school uniforms
>you will never get the chance to be invited to cool kids pardy
>you will never get pushed around by grills and chads to do their homework
>you will never get the chance to get the best table in cafeteria
>you will never enter the sweaty locker room and took shower naked together with other boys and occasionally overwhelmed by chads
>no spank me daddy at school
>you will never get the chance to go to prom and make the hottest girlfriend of a vicious chad pregnant

>>66547076
As someone who graduated High School in 1999. My high school experience was pretty much exactly like it portrayed in this music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kfin-UeAQ