/brit/

>>66546465
good edition

>31 states

alri stop posting because I'm jealous now

>he drinks alcohol at the club

lmaoing here

hrrmmm....
http://www.dw.com/en/hamburg-teenagers-walk-free-after-gang-rape-conviction/a-36142782

>>66546504
No

>>66546566
I've been to most of the states aside from a lot of plains ones that all looks the same as Alberta anyways.

Anyone want to go to Kansas with me next year to watch the total solar eclipse

>>66546622
Aye. I'm a bit like that but only in that I'm cynical and negative all the time.

Make people laugh a fair bit though so you know

>66546696
>the absolute state of you
haha kill yourself

>I'm a manlet
>I just accept it at this point and joke about it
>I say "I'm 5' 8'' if I'm being generous"
>The mate I'm with says "nah because I'm 5'10'' and I'm shorter than you"
>Basically respond "are you shite"

He seemed a bit pissed off 2bh. Dunno why.

matty btfo

Don't want to shag any of the girls who want to shag me

Hmmmm quite a quandary

feel like i'm on the verge of a revolutionary anthropological theory

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The MILF

>>66546795
you have to go back

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tfw no Allah blessing

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need an english gf

The pricks here lads, prepare for the three day bans

>Jon leads a small force (himself, The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Jorah and Gendry (WHY?!) to capture a wight. (Scene set to be filmed in Iceland in January includes 6 major characters.)

This is some batshit fanfic-tier nonsence

haha he actually did it
big fan of the jan man

>>66546465

well you weren't wrong

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USA has total eclipses in 2017 and 2024

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Any of you lads watch Fargo?

Thought it was good myself.

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>>66546823
Why not an irish one?

sorry for saying the absolute state of you, op

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-37754525

>Former Eggheads star CJ de Mooi will "continue to co-operate with the Dutch authorities" after a failed attempt to extradite him to the Netherlands over an alleged killing.

Always knew he was a fucking pyscho

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need a massive war to kick off so I have a purpose
even if its just to die

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>>66546836
Source?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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>>66546794
Non.

Who /SleepScheduleReset/ here?

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opener needed lads

being serious here i think she's cute desu :3

they changed the bbc news site reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Where to find qt girls who appreciate the music of Sufjan Stevens, Iron & Wine, and Elliott Smith?

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>>66546877
would probably ride most of them if im honest
also why is there an ivory coast flag?

Listening to Death in Vegas.

Don't know why I'd not heard of them before, they're great.

>>66546914
Because it's off-topic cancer that gets spammed constantly

>>66546875
S1 > S2

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>>66546898
http://www.gamesradar.com/the-entire-game-of-thrones-season-7-plot-has-been-leaked-if-you-want-to-read-it/

>Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, which Arya carries out.

>>66546920
>Giffgaff

Runt life

>>66546935
London

Pretty sure people outside of London still listen to 2006 techno and eat fish and chips and shite

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During the total solar eclipse on August 21, 2017, Hopkinsville will be the closest metropolitan area to the expected point of greatest eclipse, which will occur about 12 miles (19 km) northwest of the city center.

The Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter (aka Hopkinsville Goblins Case, Kelly Green Men Case) was a claimed close encounter with extraterrestrial beings in 1955 near Kelly and Hopkinsville in Christian County, Kentucky. UFOlogists regard it as one of the most significant and well-documented cases in the history of UFO incidents

>>66546920
Vile slug of a woman

>>66546973
i'm a drug dealer allow me

>>66546963
Actually preferred 2 but it starts slower.

1 was just a rehash of the movie really.

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>>66546877
Sup beauty

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>>66546920
>swiping right on that

who /high pain tolerance/ here

once had an abscess for 2 years jut though it would go away but eventually had to get the tooth hollowed out. looking back it was a bit weird that I was lying flat on my fast a few nights and didn't think to go to the dentist

>>66546920
Did you fall from heaven?

Becase your face is pretty fucked up

>>66546963
S1 > the movie > S2

>>66546920
Her left front tooth is right in the middle.

>>66546985
delete

Listening to Basement Jaxx now

Really miss that era.

game of thrones is so fucking bad

>>66546926
glad you said that thought i was going loopy

>>66546882

he's a mong

why did he publish a book in which he claims he killed someone

fucking bent cunt

listening to Death in June

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>>66546920

>>66547005
Actually laughed

God I'm turning into a normie

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>>66546913
Y E S

>>66546920
>would normally start by saying hi
>remember girls on dating websites hate it when you do this

Ask her something funny based on her profile?

I think she's cute too 2bh

>>66547022
Listening to the Kooks old stuff desu

>>66547015
Agreed.
What are your thoughts on True Detective S2?

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>>66547023

i want the 28 year old qt low skill polish girl to be my gf lads

>>66547020

Got any numbers for acid mate? PLEASE respond pmsl

>>66547042

all pigs must die

>>66546976
Unfortunately think this might be the case, but would hate to live in London desu.

>>66547072
>you're adorable
stopped reading there and thank you

>>66546920
just start with "i fucking hate fedora posting"

>>66547077
dont deal drugs that fuck up peoples brains permanently

couldnt live with the guilt x

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>>66547056
Are you even trying?

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itt post people who make you really fucking angry and you can't even explain why

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy

>>66546913
mummy, I...

>>66547045
embrace it

Listening to a so called cheesy pop hits playlist

Not actually a fan

>>66547075
>28 year old qt low skill polish girl
If she isn't married with at least two kids there is something wrong with her 2bh

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>>66547119

>>66547126
fuck off danny boyle. your films are boring

Piss and shit and tits and little bits of sick.

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>>66547126
I fucking hate this prick

I fucking hate him

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what is a sesh

>>66547081
Nada

evening lads

any new gimmicks i should know of?

>>66547155
probably the fact that she's in the "wrong" country but I'll take it.

she's too adorable. could sit watching her for hours

>>66547045
Happens to the best of us, lad

>>66547156
Your lucky day m8

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>>66547119
Stuart Lee

>I feel happy even if we don't speak but I know you are there

Ah yes

>>66547126
SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER

>>66547105

cheeky lad x

post truly evil bastards

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levi_Bellfield

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>>66547173
You have to admit though, he is a rather tall lad.

>>66547187
i miss the mogg posts

>>66547156
rest in peace

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>>66547114
Are you?

>>66547221
is levi a jew name?

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>>66547187
Fuck off abnormie

imagine growing up in a small comfy yank town with a few good mates

>>66547221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Blair

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>>66547221
what a bastard

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>>66547239
might try bring them back

>>66547237
it really is pathetic

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>>66547237
miss the old RDJ

imagine growing up with a few good mates

>>66547315
JUST

>>66547216
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING

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>>66547069
S1 > S2
I enjoyed S2 but the creepy southern gothic atmosphere of S1 couldn't really be beaten

At least some good /tv/ memes came out of it

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>>66547272
>Ywn sit in the local diner enjoying milkshakes with the lads
>Ywn become captain of the local HS football team
>Ywn fuck Stacey at the weekends
Why live?

imagine growing up

>>66546920
wagwan you fat cunt I've got a snickers are you jealous

>>66547288

I just read that apparently he raped and tortured her for 24 hours before killing her

Never knew that, that story was massive when I was in year 7/8

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>>66547338
what's the opposite of JUST

Imagine having a milkshake

>>66547354
I'm resigned to never having a normal life even though that's all I really want.

>>66547351

caspere knew this

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>>66547251
Don't have to, you keep posting trannies.

GO ON THEN TURN INTO THE DEVIL MAN I GREW UP ON SKEPPY NOT DEVILMAN

BUT WAIT WHERES DEVILMAN? GET THE PICTURE HOLD YOUR SCRIPTURE

MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE

>>66547391
Why you'd willingly breed with a downie I don't know

Should be sterilised at birth

>>66547221
>Yusuf Rahim

>>66547351
I disagree.

>>66547391
what really gets my noggin going is the type of guy who would date a literal downie

like those guys who are obsessed with obese girls

>>66547391
what's wrong with this you pathetic runt

>>66547432
Aren't downies sterile anyway mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke3TEBbOdFU

>>66547389
TSUJ

>>66547221
Ex gf lived near his old house

Went to the same school as Millie Dowler as well, very strange indeed

>>66547351
fully agree
southern gothic is the best theme for anything ever

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>>66547407
ugggh

>>66547391

>this is the kind of lad we're competing with just to get women of that calibre

just end it now

need a teacher gf so i can have penis inspection day every day

>>66547461
The women aren't pal

Blokes usually are though

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>mfw the walloons block the UK-EU trade deal post-brexit

>>66547432
>>66547454
>>66547457
literally not the point of the post.

girls can always achieve higher SMV (sexual market value) partners when there are between the ages of 18-29. Then they act like men are pigs who judge them only for their looks.

>>66547521
how do they still exist then?

>>66547534
That one goes by qualified majority voting

>>66547552
The women pass on the genes or a man can carry the gene and it's passed onto their child

>>66547552
>I have never heard of recessive genes:the post

>>66547548
>SMV (sexual market value)

you really are an absolute cretin

>>66547570
source

Florida Georgia Line are a good band tbqh

>>66547454
That guy is also a spaz m8, just a slightly less obvious one.

>>66547570
is that true?

I've heard a few people saying every member state will have a veto for example

I can't get started

earn 58k and can't afford rent or bills

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37696978

>>66547081
THIS IS AUGUST 99

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>>66547501
where are the tits?

kentucky has better countryside than britain

>>66547634
58k joint income isn't that much

>>66547634
bet he's a compulsive gambler or is lying about the job he goes out to everyday is secretly street sweeping

Random fact: surgeons often listen to music while operating

>ywn grow up in some small yank town and spend your entire days outside, biking around with your mates from morning till it was time for dinner

grew up in a big city and it was shite. never went outside as a kid

>>66547679
30k each is a lot in this economy you dumb cunt

>>66547714
t. Deano

>>66547634
>>66547679
>>66547714
Haven't read the article. Assuming they're in London, I assume they CAN aford nights out, going to the pub a few times a week and a holiday abroad every year

>>66547714
>30k each is a lot in london

nope, that's lower than alot of starting grad salaries

I've found god lads

I've found quads lads

>>66547755
>that's lower than alot of starting grad salaries
we're not talking about euros you retard

grad salary would be great if it was £24k

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>>66547672
kek
keep on the saggy flapjacks

>>66547778
oooh so close

>>66547755
fuck off. they're only 5-6k off the average london salary. should barely need to trim expenditure

want to stick my penis in a religiously devout white vagina and make her renounce all her past beliefs in worship of my cock

>>66547760

did you find him in the most unlikely of places?

>>66546920
i love you.

>>66547745
what u earning atm pal

>>66547595
>>66547625
http://www.lisbon-treaty.org/wcm/the-lisbon-treaty/treaty-on-European-union-and-comments/title-6-final-provisions/137-article-50.html

>
2. A Member State which decides to withdraw shall notify the European Council of its intention. In the light of the guidelines provided by the European Council, the Union shall negotiate and conclude an agreement with that State, setting out the arrangements for its withdrawal, taking account of the framework for its future relationship with the Union. That agreement shall be negotiated in accordance with Article 218(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union. It shall be concluded on behalf of the Union by the Council, acting by a qualified majority, after obtaining the consent of the European Parliament.

>tfw no 164cm tall gf

want to stick my chinese penis in all of you

lost one of my power banks lads
Hope it's in my car

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WE

>>66547809

was accosted by a mormon yank girl in the street and wanted to corrupt her fanny with my willy

>>66547822
>It shall be concluded ....... after obtaining the consent of the European Parliament.


idiot

>>66547590
so you don't think it exists then?

want to stick my penis in a girl to whom im attracted and who is attracted to me after an appropriately long dating process to our mutual satisfaction

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>slept for 4 hours last night
>got up for work at 6.30AM
>thought i'd be tired and get an early night tonight
>not even slightly sleepy
>probably stay up till 2am again

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>>66547797
Nice dress. A welcome distraction from the beak.

>>66547747
Hey look at that, I was right

>>66547755
t. hasnt graduated

wanna rape a bitch

>>66547847

self reported ancestry is almost meaningless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxi8SqC06to

>>66547820
I live off the interest from an inheritance

>>66547894
graduated 2 years ago pal

>>66547389
men tend to age well, im optimistic for the future

>>66547847
>Puerto Rico is filled with Puerto Ricans
Really makes you think

>>66547901
ah good. nice to see your opinion is utterly irrelevant

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http://www.city-data.com/forum/general-u-s/1028947-there-more-english-german-ancestry-america-5.html
>Personally I'm about..
>1/3 Scottish
>1/3 English
>1/5 Welsh
>1/16 German
>1/64 Cherokee Indian
>1/64 Dutch
>1/64 Melungeon (mixture of Black, Indian, Iberian White, and Anglo White)
Why do yanks do this?

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>>66547871
your waifu is all busted and crumbling

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>it's a mummies thread

I can get behind this

white americans literally don't exist anymore apart from maybe north dakota

they all have brown eyes and are slightly tanned, like white mexicans

>>66547856
Yes it needs a majority in the eu Parliament and a qualified majority in the council so no country gets a veto and the Walloon parliament won't be able to forde Belgium to veto it

Absolute mong

>>66547548
>SMV (sexual market value)
How come I was banging a sexy bit titty pothead when I was a giga-neet loser watching documentaries and anime all day, and now that I have a job and go outside to be social I can't get a gf?

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>sexual market value

>>66547389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtc58sTsTpE

>>66547944
Yours was crumbled from the start.

Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

http://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/careers/what-do-graduates-do-and-earn/what-do-graduates-earn/

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want to stick my penis into something crazy....

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>SMV (sexual market value)

>>66547870
Similar situation here pal
I need to leave the house at 8:10 and the earliest I'll get back is 21:00 tomorrow

I'm not at all tired despite having a similar day today and I've not even felt the need to have dinner. I'm getting like 5 hours of sleep at the most

>>66547951
Yes.

>>66547999
no one cares you fat prick

Going with my mate when he gets a tattoo soon

Incredibly tempted to get one haha

I don't even like tattoos what am I like x

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>>66547951
there's something else I could get behind

heheheh

>>66548011
apple pie?

>>66547925
yeah absolute shite
lie in my presence again and I'll kick your teeth in "pal"

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>>66548040
great post

>tfw work in a female dominated industry

ahh yes, but you see these french people. they're not quite the same as everyone else

>>66548077
we're not all wastemen like you buddy

from now on the baby sleeps in the crib

>>66548089
Good lord
I would demolish her

>>66548085
i too work in STEM

>>66548089
loves a bit of the sneachta so she does

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>>66548011
>WORST Harley
pathetic taste

iron helps us play

from now on BAC is no longer the acronym for Bank of America

it now stands for Big Azn Cawk

>>66547965
>answer this question you have no other information on

'no'

also lads, tune coming in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw

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>Just did a wank with a condom
>Was really awkward getting it over my head and foreskin
How is a goy like me meant to use one?

>>66548110
stem is the opposite you stupid yank shit

>>66548089
https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

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>>66548057
wrong pic

heheh

>>66548105
heh nothin personal kiddo but I graduated in IT and the starting wages are not 35k+ for a graduate of a degree unless maybe you got a first

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>Why yes, m'lady, I am indeed acutely aware of the works of Pete Burns

this yank is an absolute runt, no wonder he doesn't get any (you)

would kill him if he was here 2bh

>>66548141
pull the skin back first you mong

already wanked 3 times to this video and haven't come close to burning it out yet, fuck lads i want an indian gf

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57edaa0453427&utm_source=nudevista&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=nudevista

>>66548131
acronym of bank of america is BOA you stupid yank shit

weird when you realise how many laws are dedicated to where semen should be located

>>66548141
Was that your first time putting on a rain jacket?

>>66548153
I did get a first

started on 32k on 45k now

>Pete burns

Ahh yes

meatspin.fr

>>66548213
of course you are

>>66548166
i think there are only 3 yanks who post on /brit/
chad yank boasting his tinder conquests
arse yank post his arse
abnormie yank posting trump and other sad """"facts"""""

>>66548149
I have more ass than her.

>>66548226
What about me?

http://meatspin.fr/trump.html

>>66548181
There is no universal standardization of the various names for such abbreviations and of their orthographic styling you arrogant, self-important ponce

>>66548226
muh oversampling

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>go to prison because your semen was in the "wrong" vagina

>>66548213
yeah alright lad

Going to spit in my ex's face if I see her

Would fucking love it if her fat manlet brother started on me desu, always tried to give it large to me and I just laughed at him, would take pleasure in twatting him

http://www.strawpoll.me/11499720

>>66548241
buttocks are not a sexual body part
it's mammaries or nothing

>>66548226
And me, the Chicagoan fedoraposter.

>>66548264
>There is no universal standardization of the various names for such abbreviations and of their orthographic styling you arrogant, self-important ponce

worst post of all time

>>66548264
actually it is BAC for bank of america corp you stupid yank shit

>>66548266
how have I done that you stupid taig shit

>>66547898
holy shit she starts going full retard at 07:00

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>go to prison because you stuck your knife into the wrong collection of atoms

>>66548181
I think he meant ticker symbol

how cool would it be to live in America and go shooting and drinking with your m8s out in the forest during th weekends

>>66548116
>Leaf's got extraordinary taste

excuse me

>>66548313
>how have I done that you stupid taig shit

I was talking about the trump yank ffs

>>66548337
slowpost you stupid yank shit

>>66548339
Fuck off paki.

>have a rope around your neck because you caused the wrong set of quarks to have the wrong vital status

>>66546875
Ent seen series two yet but the first one was a corker

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>he voted for brexit

>>66548264
>american """education"""

>>66548355
*kisses your feet*

>>66548382
Rasheed

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>locked up in a concrete and steel box fore the rest of your existence because you held a machine which caused a chemical reaction and launched a small bit of metal into the wrong organism.

>>66548364
Rude

>>66548382
He's not wrong t'bh

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>>66548382
horsey really makes me think

>>66548382
>be a 15 yo black american in 016
>oh shit damn slavery is back how do i deal with this shit

>>66548382
>free land from indians
think they paid beads, no?

>>66548313
Actually it is the ticker symbol for Bank of America's New York Stock Exchange.

It is the acronym for Big Azn Cawk.

I bet you are so dumb you shit in the sink.

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just bought these lads

rate my memeage

>everyone on brit got 1st at Cambridge in turbo medical quantum physics and is making 400k a month starting and is 6ft9 with a gf and a 20incher

ah yes

>>66548437
Nigger

what should i do with the rest of my night................................................ lads.....

>>66548378
Starts a bit slow but stick with it, it gets GOAT about mid way through.

>>66548339
>with your m8s out in the forest
bit gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3ZtKf6S_E

can't tell if fit or not.

i'd look twice at her if she passed me on the street, her hair is stunning

but idk.

>>66548414
>>66548448

post arse

>have a needle full of poison injected into you for using a big knife to render another collection of quantum foam metabolically inconvenienced for eternity

>>66548366
fuck off you little softie
only nonwhites and wimps dislike guns

>>66548449
Where are you putting them?

>>66548497
on my laptop

>I wear pyjamas
>And a dressing gown and slippers
>Go to bed around 12 every night
>Get up around 9 every morning

I think I might be an old man lads

>>66548170
Feels weird. Like, the skin is more vulnerable.

>>66548464
i believe literally nothing that people post here. sometimes if a boastful post gets no replies i sometimes reply to it earnestly to trick the moron into thinking he's actually fooling someone

>>66548486
she looks like she has one of those disorders you get if your mum was a druggie

>>66548506
you mean a house coat?

>>66548449
god tier:

>
(you)


meh/passable tier:

"I EAT ASS"

shit tier:

dank memes
i love systemd
/g/

>>66548448
so it still is the acronym for bank of america corp. you don't deserve to have received my previous (you). rescinded

>have your liberty stolen from you for smoking a herb

the neurotoxin i injected into the runt on the subway should be kicking in about now

>>66548506
>he doesn't sleep stark bollock naked
>he doesn't freely wander around his private property stark bollock naked

Want a joint

No more weed left

Listening to some Afrobeat right now lads

>>66548506
old men get up before 9am because they go and collect the paper

>>66548506
I wear a robe and slippers around the house too

>>66548494
Shitskin

>be put in a chair of electricity for doing >>66548546

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>>66548241
that's because you weigh 28 stone

heheh

>>66548546
>>66548566
>>66548531
>>66548491
>>66548497
>>66548483
>>66548473
These people are literally speaking a different language. Can someone translate?

i don't refund (You)s

>>66548606
>Brits in charge of speaking """their""" own language

>>66548588
native russians that look russian and drink and smoke

Pretty sure my ex is back in contact with some lad she spoke to before we got together, used to hate the goggle eyed little cunt and I made it very clear I'd heem him on sight if I ever saw him

She's a bitchy little cunt so she's probably told him now, I'm hoping he confronts me desu

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JIM
KELLER
SHIT
WRECKER

>>66548506
I do the first 2

>>66548648
>implying there are "native Russian" Muslims.

>listen to uk garage on youtube
>suddenly get a bunch of runt britain first videos in my recommended vids

what gives?

>>66548678
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>>66548678
>>66548678
new

>>66548631
4chan is an English bulletin board not an american one. hence why 2bh and famalam are commonplace

>got in a massive argument with a girl at a party
>she messages me out of the blue and asks how im doing, how my life's going etc
ah yes, the so-called "alpha behaviour"

>>66548676
Europeans originated in a small part of Russia

The rest are ethnic groups, much like Native Americans, some of which happened to be Muslim when the Russians discovered them

>>66548588
its funny how they always brag islam is the fastest growing
its only because its tiny to begin with and they breed like rats

>>66548506
yeah its ok to do this 2bh

you have my vote