>Be British
>Try to hang up clothes
>Die
Holy shit. British news just keeps getting better and better.
They are dangerous
Got my leg trapped in one once
I always felt a bit uneasy handling one of those things 2bh
Those things come apart easily how do you die in one
>>66546226
not heavy enough
Il serait absurde de penser que pareille matière facéale puisse être fabriquée.
>>66545869
save a life, bin that clothes horse
>>66546266
>be faggy British twink
>can't fight way out of a laundry rack
>>66545869
Final Destination has been for real.
>>66545869
nothing will ever beat this
>>66546712
>>66545869
I can understand now why the Brits love a Nanny State so much
>>66545869
Get a life
>>66545869
>>66546712
Fucking brits.
>>66545869
How can you be so fucking retarded?
>>66546712
For fuck's sake, that's sad. I've been too shithammered to walk without using a wall for support and ate a McDouble, yes, a 2-patty McDonald's cheeseburger in one mouthful and am obviously alive. But then, I was born to eat cheeseburgers, molded by it. Non-Americans need to recognize when something like this is out of their league.
Reminder that in bongland 35C is a scorching heat wave.
>>66546712
>Father of 3
Just imagine being the mother getting the phone call
>Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband has died of suffocation. The burger was an alcohol
>>66545869
>clothes horse
When will Northerners learn to speak properly?
mfw white race is doomed and we're the future
>>66547337
No you're not, the Asians are.
>>66545869
Wouldn't it just break if any adult fell on it? It's plastic.
>>66547337
>Brits
>white
>>66547289
>>Father of 3
So I guess Darwinism failed us this time.