Fuck Islam edition
1st for Allah
>organisation des templiers
3rd for Allah
4th for Allah
5th for Mohammed
4th Allah
>>66544616
pic related
tfw nice but can completely lose it like a fucking mentalist
>>66544551
your flag's a bit gay isn't it?
>>66544707
nicest person here but im incredibly spiteful
suck my
>>66544621
>>66544616
>>66544610
>>66544569
>>66544551
Leaf made an asinine post in the last thread
Did not give it a modicum of my attention
Bet the little runt will post it again here
>>66544689
Quite easily really.
I work five days a week, when I get in I cook, clean then watch TV and browse here then go to bed. Weekends I just do the same. I used to be a bit lonely but now it just feels normal.
>>66544739
then you're not nice
How do I get a gf when I have no regular contact with any girls?
me
so called gf wants to call me in an hour to vent, reckon i should wank in before?
nth for Allah
>>66544762
shut up
>>66544739
started screaming the car and almost broke the gear stick lol. think i might have legit mental problems
Thought as much
How come all of you want a gf? I just want to fuck a string of attractive slags fuck having a gf
bet I'm the most nonthreatening, placid and polite person in this thread 2bh
17th for the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)
>>66544767
friends of friends
through work
tinder
join a gym/go out more
>>66544807
rorke
>>66544770
haha was thinking of this exact pic when i said it. great minds and all that x
>>66544807
Bit of stability in my life
Just want to feel wanted desu
Who remembers this absolute TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711g9K_T_tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4MIAJThTtQ
>>66544852
fuck off cunt
>Tfw nicest frog you'll ever meet but when I have a few drinks I turn into a twisted fucking poo-poo toad
literally me
So how bad actually is drinking for you lads? Currently get smashed about 3 times a week but rarely end up throwing up
>>66544870
Do one you fucking ugly cunt
you're all just prawns in my elaborate game of checkers
one tasty sip
also im polish
>>66544852
Great post
Anthem
I exert an awful lot of mental energy on not taking drugs all the time
>>66544852
that's going straight to the dora folder
Why do runts get so upset that girls want to fuck Chads even if they are complete assholes with terrible personalities? Guys are exactly the same desu. Last year I met a girl who was completely perfect for me personality-wise, but simply didn't make my willy hard. Right now I'm crushing on a flirtatious blonde big-boobed co-worker who has a very average personality. Humans are irrational.
>>66544915
Is it vodka?
Do it for the lads
you're all just prawns in my elaborate seafood risotto
just watched this in its entirety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQ5jQ-7s_k
if I ask a christian bakery to bake me a penis cake, they can't refuse or they'd be breaking the law
do I have that right?
>>66544947
its tap water
I'm extremely skinny and self concious about my weight. I was lying in bed with my gf, she said "let me feel your arms" so I showed her. She said "oooooh"
I saw her last message on whatsapp the next day and it was to her ex. "So yeah, you have really nice arms, don't remember if I ever told you that when we were together"
Ruined my day. Do I break up with her?
>>66544882
kek
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>66544939
its a pith helmet
>>66544882
This photo has me rattled
I am in tears here
>>66544940
FOY
who remembers diary of a badman then haha
why did god create me to live in misery and despair
>>66544970
oi do one yeah?
>>66544969
*wees on you*
weeey bed and a pooey headed FREAK
Kill the moors!
>>66544986
for spite
>why did god create me to live in misery and despair
>>66544964
Damn that's bad out mate
Can I ask a Muslim bakery to make me a cake in the shape of Muhammad taking a fat chode up his jacksie?
It's my right isn't it? They can't discriminate against a paying customer
Just got this text from a partner from like half a year ago "Hey, i found out i got chlamydia. You should probably check yourself, just to be safe".
Which isn't all THAT bad, considering it's easily treatable and her text suggest she probably got it a while after our hook up. But if i'am positive it's gonna be a disaster. Since i've been with her i've hooked up with: My best friends GFs best friend (ended badly), the roomie of my other best friend (ended badly),a girl from my UNI seminar class whom i meet every week and a few random girls . I never use a condom.
>>66544940
nothing irrational with that
good healthy genetics trumps being nice from a biological standpoint
left: me sober
right: me after a few drinks
Pulling my hair out trying to think of designs for the Kyary logo contest lads
>>66545046
>black persn wearing kings t shirt
Howling, shrieking, screeching, and laughing my arse off
*shits the bed*
'Kin 'ell
>>66545046
12 yo boys and 35 yo women
>>66545034
Offending muslims is against the law, gay marriage isn't. That's what made it discriminatory
>>66544986
To give you a chance for receiving an experience for what coming next after life. I think.
Why do tweens go to tweens clubs you can't even drink what do you do
>>66545046
girl on the left would get it
>>66545064
Haha you've got jam all over your face mucky pup x
>>66544767
You don't
>performance review at work tomorrow
fucking end it boyos
I can't grow my hair out long
Am I black or something?
>>66545091
fedora rorke
>>66544940
From an early age we've been taught to be nice and fair to each other, regardless of height, weight, colour, disability.
So when genetics kick in and say "make babies with the optimal mate", we feel cheated by nature.
>>66545106
>he needs alcohol to have a good time
*vapes on the bus*
WOOOI AAAAIEEE
*sips on lucozade
>>66545114
hmmmm
>>66545106
trade sexual favours for rare pokemon cards
>>66544669
That is Ali not Muhammad.
t. Shia Muslim
>>66545049
Exactly, which is why one should become Chad instead of crying about girls picking Chad all the time.
>>66545095
Um what happened to my freedom of expression, I can't help if they get offended
>>66545114
>when you see it
>>66545106
get ur neck on
CREASING
Essential image, must view.
>>66545114
>tfw these lads haven't even hit puberty and they're already more aesthetic than me
Probably got with more birds too
women want to be with him, men want to be him
why does Britain only have one real city?
Pic related, real city
>fanny
Am a boring awkward twat when drunk 2bh
>>66545203
Is that legal? Why are they so young?
>>66545165
And if they'd asked for a cake where Jesus is getting sucked off by Judas while he's on the cross then they'd probably have been fine refusing that on religious principle, even if they were both wearing matching wedding rings
But they asked for a cake with a pro-gay marriage slogan. If you don't like gay people, don't open a bakery that makes cakes to order.
>>66545203
the boys look so cute and the girls are already past it slags
have enjoyed several posts in itt
>>66545203
WHEN
>>66545249
thanks
Feel a bit of relief in the fact that I am beyond help. I can just drift into the abyss of drug abuse and die without regret knowing that things could not have turned out any other way
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477345518488.webm
Really makes me think.
>>66545021
Good lad
>>66545218
really want to visit chicago
shame so many yank cities are dangerous outside of downtown
new twice is shit
>>66545241
Nappy night
>>66545245
i disagree, think your argument is poorly formulated
>>66545246
This
>>66545270
>>66545203
haha that guy looks short
>>66545270
me on t' right
doing a cheeky nandos you lads want owt?
>>66545203
>that little fuck
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i go there this little faggot just sits there and gives me that stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
Business idea for this weekend boyos: buy a fat bag of the dank and britpost
Staying at the gf's Friday to Saturday and got a lecture Saturday though can't be bothered
>>66545203
can't imagine what this lot would have fun doing in a club
dubt they are using any drugs and they are too young to drink.
don't like clubs either way but do people honestly go to clubs just to fart around, dance, and be part of the "atmosphere.
>>66545203
>mocking a literal disabled child
>>66545316
does nandos even do takeaway
i'm 5'9 and pretty certain people laugh at my height
I mean it would be okay if I was chinese but I'm not
>>66545329
nonce
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477345618733.webm
Really gives me pause for thought.
Half a gram of sherbet
>>66545245
Okay so if I asked a Muslim bakery to bake the same cake they'd have to do it? What about holding a gay marriage in a mosque, reckon that would fly or is it only churches that are forced to do that
>>66545287
Chicago is safe for a long stretch outside of downtown. Its mostly the outskirts that are dangerous
this midget is more alpha than me
>>66545296
>i disagree, think your argument isn't one
>>66545270
how did these absolute L E G E N D S get past the bouncer? Fake IDs must have been top notch haha.
reply to this post or the price of a bus ticket goes up 19p only for you
>>66545339
I'm 5'5
>>66545315
Who's that behind you lad.
>>66545203
would punt that kidlet right out the door if i saw him
>>66545203
happy feet
>>66545329
he's 45
>>66545203
when will they learn?
getting my daily dose of infowars lads
>>66545310
That's because he's a midget you daft yank
>>66545374
now that you mention it thats a fucking ghost int it
wish these ugly birds would quit trying to chat me up
>>66545345
I miss pre-Trump Alex
>>66545349
Church of England/Sotland/Wales/Northern Ireland are a state institution because their leadership is the monarch and her appointees, and bound by westminster law as a result. Catholic churches, mosques, synagogues, etc. can therefore refuse where Anglian churches can't.
think the proto-gf has gone off me lads
how do I tell?
>>66545382
>any electro music
>>66545362
if girls mature this much fast than boys, how did it used to work in ancient times?
the girls got picked up my adult husbands at 11
did the boys train in hunting and fighting until they were 30 and ready to rape an 11 yo wife
>>66545362
the one on the right has her minge sticking out
>>66545426
She is probably fingering herself to that conversation.
>All these lads that don't know what nappy nights are
Did you never go to underage club nights? They just open it up to under 18s and don't serve booze, just energy drinks but top dons like me and the lads would always have a few cans and a Smirnoff ice behind a bin round the corner before wahey
>>66545426
can i dox you?x
>>66545426
die
>>66545339
Height is a meme m8, I'm 6' and haven't fucked in years. There's this lad at work who's 5'4 and fucks girls I couldnt even imagine even talking to me
>>66545349
Churches aren't forced to do gay marriages by the government any can opt out
>States that the common law duty on members of the clergy to solemnise marriages does not extend to same-sex marriages.
>Provides protections for individuals and religious organisations who choose not to "opt in" to solemnise same-sex marriages from any liability including through amending the Equality Act 2010.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_(Same_Sex_Couples)_Act_2013
hey boys (& girls...... ??????)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC3T4FQX_WI
bit drunk and blue, les amis
>>66545426
howling
the gf
>>66545434
So you don't see a double standard?
>>66545493
alright literally me on the right this time haha
just want to be loved desu
>>66545456
p much
Mad choon here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pn3q09x41A
>>66545493
me on the right trying to get a black gf
>>66545469
>just energy drinks
Aren't those bad for kids because hormones?
>>66545434
ERMM actually the church in wales got disestablished about 100 years ago
>>66545426
>still replying with an "im sorry" after that
damn, she must really want the dick
tinder has changed my life lads
>>66545509
>I bought a sex doll
>>66545552
call her a fucking sket
>>66545518
>>66545552
I hate short women who like tall men.
>>66545493
what in the fuck is this 'obscure your face with your hand in photos' meme?
>>66545523
Have a better choon tbqf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zf9q8mbWs
>>66545552
>6'2
>tall
haha yanks
>>66545552
>speaking to womanlets
>ugly
>Short
give me 1 (one) reason to live
>>66545493
Lookin gawj babes
- Stacey Marshall 6 minutes ago
Squad goals tho
- Chloe Johnson 10 minutes ago
>>66545349
>>66545434
this sin't a church incident btw. it was an incident in a bakery.
the law found that nobody of any persuasion can withdraw service on that basis
Unironically went to one of these under 18 nights a few times when I was 12 even though it was supposed to be 13-17
Fiver in, unlimited soft drinks, even got a few cheeky msn addys
>I lick pussy
translation: I stick my mouth into a smelly fleshy sack of mucus and urine because the porn industry brainwashed me into thinking its normal
>>66545552
Tell her you know an Englishman who's 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse
>>66545552
>>66545611
this (You)
Unironically going to Topman to get some clothes
What am I like?
>>66545552
Every yank I've matched with on tinder has been nice to me
>>66545636
me on the left with the glasses
>>66545539
Who cares
What did they mean by this?
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/790411759177895936
why do all these lads in the club look like malnourished runts?
Is it Watford?
>>66545630
>a smelly fleshy sack of mucus and urine
this is how i know you're a virgin
help im being raped
>>66545636
>tfw no leprechaun lad to follow me around and help me pull at trashy clubs
>>66545637
what's a shithouse
used to go to wacky warehouse as a kid
not the fucking club
>>66545625
But intent matters.
They didn't intend to offend the poor fragile Christians, they just wanted a fucking cake.
If you go into a muslim shop and ask them to draw muhammed getting rammed up the shitter because you know it will cause outrage, that's criinal
EEZER GOODE
EEZER GOODE
>>66545636
i want the middle boy as a sex slave
no noncery /no homo
>Tfw tallest on /brit/
Mixed feeling
Went to a club on holiday once that was €30 for unlimited drinks all night (well it closed at about 6am)
Wish they had that over here
>>66545668
even wikileaks thinks trump's fucked
>>66545721
t. nonce homo
maybe everything will turn out alright lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A&index=9&list=PLWqdrZl-cp8QpC91qxYmWSDpeW9JPdjMd
>>66545611
theres a good reason manlets tend to try and overcompensate:
overcompensating generally works. try to improve on the other areas of your life
tfw the oldest poster on /brit/
Bad feeling
>>66545493
Why are they all doing that hand thing?
>>66545722
I'm 12ft tall
>>66545666
the parents should
are the jonas brothers still a thing?
>>66545726
Ah yes I love watered down alcohol and 30 minute queues at the bar
>>66545746
I'm 34
>>66545636
is that a 6 year old or a midget on the far right?
>>66545680
I would love to help out but the three men have all available holes covered ... looks like I'll have to punch you and hold you down and wait till they've finished before I get to have a go
For fuck sake
>>66545722
no you're only 6'5 lmao
Doing noporn lads
>>66545746
I'm 68
>>66545746
36 here
>>66545788
They had enough staff the queues were shorter than most clubs 2bh
>>66545746
>>66545789
>>66545816
I'm 43 and a Catholic Priest.
BIG fan of this stuff
>>66545716
well the court also could tell it wasn't extreme obviously.
don't know what the baker twats are thinking about. all they have to do is put something at the end of the menu tat says we reserve the right to withhold service on basis of religious political messages. in northern ireland of all places this should have already been in place ffs.
they're just being stubborn . northern ireland is a country of trolls . if anyone else dressed in bright orange , tooting a horn while marching up and down they'd be a real life tripfag and everyone would know they were deliberately trying to piss people off
>>66545823
look at that disgrace on the left
>club life youth system
how can they allow this
Got your halloween costume sorted lads?
slags
27 year old benzo addicted KV NEET reporting in
Im a gay nonce
>>66545871
nice looking bottle
>>66544524
you do realize crusades lost right
creasing https://twitter.com/DeathAndTaxes/status/790598796732424192
i forget how old i am sometimes haha
Just got this text from a partner from like half a year ago "Hey, i found out i got chlamydia. You should probably check yourself, just to be safe".
The worst fucking part about this is that I shagged my best mates girl and he has no clue. Now they might both have the CLAP
>>66545895
snap
>>66545895
astaghfirullah
>>66545885
It's just good business
Clubs are closed during the day, wasting money on rent. so open them at 5 until 9 for kids, hour to clean up and then open 10:30 for the students and pervs
>>66545877
*disgraces
http://www.strawpoll.me/11499295
why is someone posting pics from an underage disco
sadcase
Feeling in a good mood, and tipsy as I got back to my apartment I checked my work phone and took a half hour booking for a quickie because I was feeling so horny I really wanted a man inside me.
Some Japanese student I'd say 20ish, he lasted longer than I expected so I managed to orgasm relatively easily so I gave him another half hour for free as he was quite good actually.
I am so messed up at the moment!
>>66545947
The clap is gonorrhea mate
>>66545938
how old are you
>>66545726
went to a club in seattle which was open until 8am but stopped serving alcohol at 1:30am
fucking yanks
>>What a normal person would do
>Hi there id like a cake please
>okay what design
>two blokes getting married please
>oh I'm sorry, you see we're Christian and it simply doesn't agree with our religion, it would be a significant slight to our god if we did this
>ah I understand, CofE? Not to worry, I'll go to another shop, thank you for your time
>and to you
>>What some batty with a victim complex would do
>Hi there id like a cake please
>okay what design
>two blokes getting married please
>oh I'm sorry, you see we're Christian and it simply doesn't agree with our religion, it would be a significant slight to our god if we did this
>THIS IS A BLOODY OUTRAGE, HOW DARE YOU CHOOSE THE HOLY LAWS OF THE RELIGION YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE BY OVER MY BUSINESS, IM TAKING THIS TO THE EUROPEAN COURTS
I'm all for gay marriage, couldn't care less, but businesses should have the right to refuse service to customers whose requests infringe the personal liberties of the business owners
red: kids who will not make the U-14's team
green: kids who will make the U-14's
blue X: potential to be in the first team
>>66545947
this is divine intervention
What would you do for a (you)?
book rhymes with fluke 2bh lads
>>66545746
>be 39
>daughter is 18
>she cheats on her boyfriend. with 3 guys
>i find out
>I call her a fucking whore and tell her to get out of my house and I won't give a dirty slut a place to live
>give her €100 and tell her to get a fucking motel and the rest is up to her
Fuck. Where did I go wrong? I always taught her to be faithful and not to be a fucking slut. Yet she cheated on her boyfriend with 3 different men. What the fuck? What a little slut. Im going to disown her. I can't support a slut. She is no longer getting help to go through college. Fuck. I feel so disgusted with myself, she's just like her whore of a mother who I divorced. She can go live with her slutbag of a mother, i thought raising her myself would change her but I guess not. Her mother is an addict and a slut. She can go with live with her. I don't even care any more.
what do?
>A majority of brit posters have never been to the USA
Really makes you think. I've been to the UK multiple times and actually have proof.
>>66545891
looks like an "innocent" rotherham girl
>>66545937
Hahahahaha
hmmmm
http://www.strawpoll.me/11499316
http://www.strawpoll.me/11499316
reddit flag tier list
Haha
Lads, so the guy who is the boyfriend of the girl I was flirting with at a house party on saturday (she said he wasn't her bf) just added me on facebook
What do you do in this situation?
>>66546022
yeah some areas around here have weird alcohol laws because jesus
Man try say he's better than me
Tell my man shut up
>>66546049
lie on the internet
how do you define normie?
is it like calling people reddit?
>>66546025
Why only religious rules though? Is it ok if I decide it goes against my beliefs to serve anyone called Steve on a Wednesday?
>>66546070
Leafsheed
>>66546025
>businesses should have the right to refuse service to customers whose requests infringe the personal liberties of the business owners
the court didn't prevent this. but the service provider needs to make it clear in advance otherwise it's baseless discrimination.
how hard would it be even for a small business to type the word 'as a christian family business, we reserve the right to refuse service'
Test your might boyos
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01n3062
How did you last?
>>66546096
bunker up. you got ammo right?
>>66546118
Someone who has an active social life
this is a normie general and i welcome normies but i dont like it when it gets TOO normie
can get quite depressing
please keep the normiedom to a reasonable level
>>66545746
>be 63, still post on 4chan
>daughter is 42
>granddaughter is 12
>granddaughter wont stop fucking black guys
epigenetics is a bitch, how could i steer that kid wrong....
what do?
>>66546137
you should be able to do what you like in your own business.
>>66546142
don't know i didn't click it
>>66546067
I've been to Wyoming, Colorado, NYC, LA (briefly), Maryland and Washington
Great country desu
>If there were a normie-off ITT, I would almost certainly win
feels good
>>66546074
britfeel's a normie general too
>>66546035
that girl is an absolute baby
would not be okay with my daughter going to an underage disco at that age
>>66546142
half iraqi
full qt
>>66546142
when she started speaking
why is she doing physical comedy for the radio
>>66546197
ho ho ho fink again "mate"
>>66546137
not him but i think people should be able to refuse service for any reason. Lawmaking isn't going to change public opinions and i get uncomfortable when the government tries to force people to do things they're not comfortable with.
Also, as for your example, a shitty business owner like that would probably go out of business pretty quickly, no need to add a government fine on top of that
>>66546067
I've been to 31 states mate
>>66546142
shes so cute :3~!!!!
>>66546175
nobody here is actually a normie
we just pretend to be normies to make fun of them
>>66546175
>normie
innacurate word
these aren't normal people, but an austistic construction of what they imagine normal people are like, then they try to live up to that imagining.
its all very pathetic
>>66546137
Lad there's a difference between an established religion practiced for literally thousands of years and the church of the flying spaghetti monster
>>66546149
Only this
>>66546212
*clears throat*
MEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
listening to eminem
>>66546218
Most comedians have one act they do all the time.
>>66546118
someone who falls into one of the most common archetypes of people
>>66546142
fuck i'd like to shag her but shes a right weirdo, stopped watching at 0:35
>>66546238
which is your favorite
>>66546301
>the absolute madman
you're gonna get yourself v& if you don't calm it
>>66546118
kiekergaards automatic cultural man
>listening to eminem
>>66546332
puerto rico
They literally still have and always did have the right to refuse service.
What they did was make it look as if they'd be open to all business enquiries and on the face of it a gay message on a cake is the same as a straight message. it's just letters printed in icing. there's no reason to suggest it's unreasonable.
UNLESS they had stated before hand that he do not take political/religious inquiries
>>66546175
I've always thought of /brit/ as being normie limbo.
We're too autistic to be normies but we're too self aware and adjusted to be a complete waste of skin like /r9k/
fucked it
>>66546301
>>66546341
please be joking. it's 3 inches long max
>>66546344
>kiekergaards automatic cultural man
>nashville armory
Dad told me his favourite comedian is Amy Schumer, and that he has to be careful when listening to her audiobook because he keeps bursting out laughing at inappropriate intervals.
I refuse to believe people actually post here in their thirties
>>66546341
I wanted to buy a gun in Yankland but couldn't so a knife was the next best thing. Quite happy with it 2bh, it's really useful as a tool.
>>66546384
He's just being daft.
You could easily slice someone with it though, it's really sharp.
>>66546373
Holy shit
What's wrong with you?
>>66546263
Speak for yourself
Mong
>>66546373
yank "pickup skills"
>>66546373
Tell her Glenn is the one who got bashed
Tell her Negan is eventually defeated and kept in a cage by Rick
tell her for spite
>>66546410
he sounds like the gayest man in existence
>>66546371
we're defo not normie. There are different levels of abnormie
>>66546392
Don't meme lad, that place was great. Shot loads of guns and everything.
>tfw could heem any here
>>66546332
Probably Utah, went to arches, zion, bryce canyon and canyonlands national parks, nowhere else could compare with that scenery. Also went to yosemite, yellowstone, grand canyon, niagara etc but climbing Angels Landing in Zion NP was the highlight of the whole 3 months there.
>>66546418
>>66546435
>>66546443
look at the jpeg compression you utter mongs
>>66546385
is this olivier giroud ?
>>66546410
i already know because your dad told me when i was having sex with him haha
>>66546373
howling
>>66546371
thats basically what i am tbqh
too autistic to be a normie but too self aware to be a complete spacker like the robots on /r9k/
>>66546473
FOB
>>66545871
good stuff desu
>>66544767
school or work if youre a boring fuck who does nothing
youre supposed to achieve NEETdom after you get a gf
>>66546371
nail:hit on head