Santan Dave X Drake edition
https://youtu.be/TFwCmx_6Cu8
Black lives do, in fact, matter.
Only religious text you need friends
"Kewk" = cock in swedish.
I detest blacks but I am perfectly fine with all other non-whites
the walking dead has to be the slowest paced show i've ever seen
how you can have a 40 minute long episode where almost nothing happens is beyond me
>>66542059
this fucking zombie meme needs to end anyway
>>66542052
what about non-humans, like abos?
>non limey edition
I want to kill myself but it's too easy to just sort of exist so I won't
>>66542039
>demigod
>cant even beat 1(ONE) lousy kryptonian earthling
/ita/
https://youtu.be/AStXaIQAE_I
Anime.
>>66542006
Thanks <3
>>66542059
Canada has to be the slowest paced country i've ever seen
how you can have a 150 year long existence where almost nothing happens is beyond me
>>66542059
Same with Naruto.
I might never make it.
>>66542164
That video was scary as fuck, don't make me think of it ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
the days are too long, how can anyone bear consciousness for all this time
>>66542100
i don't even like the show but i keep skimming through each episode to see what happens
the show has little to do with zombies, it's just basically just cartoonish super villains over and over again
>>66541926
This absolute madman killed him
I enjoy watching ladies get rubbed between their legs by other ladies
everything is going to shit, I thought it would all be alright soon
>>66542153
Win some lose some, it's all Darkseid in the end brother
I feel seriously disconnected from the rest of society and I get sad thinking about it
:^(
>>66542270
>literally has never won
>even gets beaten by a billionaire sissy without parents
>>66542159
/deutsch/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adDQQkwExz4
Where da white women at
I literally do nothing all day my life is so empty.
>>66542199
:) I masturbate to it :)
>>66542291
Same but I don't feel sad about it. I feel rad about it.
>>66542319
Orion please
>>66542355
How can a person do nothing?
I kind of do nothing, but in effect, I do repetitive things on old games like Battlestations Midway or shitpost on 4chan.
I wish I had someone to talk to. I wish I had something to talk about
>>66542355
i know for a fact you have been breathing haha
>>66542323
where can i find dem bad bitches in germany like this girl
my penis is very erect atm
>>66542039
Pakis out
>>66542006
No
>>66542059
All these new scripted drama shows are like this, nothing, nothing, nothing, punctuated by extreme violence and a some plot to keep you awake.
GoT, Vikings, etc.
These are great
I'll tell you one thing though. If I find out which one of you motherfuckers sent that slav dude to my house to spy on me on some "ohh does so and so live here" bullshit I'll absolutely fuck you up.
>>66542493
yeah, i have been keeping up with walking dead just to see what happens
usually i skim through the show and condense it down to be 10-20 minutes(depending on the episode, some are 3/4 filler) and i don't think i miss anything
>>66542291
>>66542355
>>66542409
>>66542432
Hi can you stop impersonating me thank you very much
>>66542493
Is brunette and blue eyes the best combination?
>>66542548
Becoming a god is a great aspiration
Should I join the army when I graduate highschool /cum/?
To be honest I like brown hair brown eyes.
>>66542716
>he hasn't graduated highschool yet
ahahahahah
>>66542716
How old are you?
>>66542716
No, you should kill yourself because the next five years will be nothing but a downward slide into misery
>>66542671
yes
t. brunette blue eyed person
>>66542858
S A N T A M O N I C A
A
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T
A
M
O
N
I
C
A
>>66542826
you fucked up now... we know where you live, who you vote for, what porn you watch, your credit card information. YOURE FUCKED KIDDO.
>>66542585
I feel you on this one,i hate that kind of people, especially if they feel peculiarly persistent to ask for directions or anything else.
>>66542473
In the ghetto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVP1R1dRnW4
>>66542671
>>66542720
Red skin and blue eyes is master race, Hail Barsoom
>>66542826
You were born right in time for space colonization
>>66542826
Rest in peace, sweet Prince
why cant anime be real?
>>66543050
That's not bad
>>66543198
>tfw no qt vacuum cleaner gf and THICC dumb blonde to fug on the side
>went to the hospital overnight
>still vomitting
wew lads
>>66543229
>tries to suck husband's dick
>warmholes him into a different dimension
Being Reina is suffering.
>>66543216
Did she get implants?
https://youtu.be/V2Xlq5cugFA
What is she thinking about?
This is so easy.
>change to single party democracy
>legalize freedom of speech and demonstration
>lower taxes to 10%
>lower tariffs to 2%
>max slide on all government budget options
In just 10 years, I managed to raise GDP to 3.4 trillion, GDP per capita to 55K USD, 0.9 higher HDI, major transnational Iranian companies operating even overseas, full autonomy in all sectors of economy, 98/100 stability, converted most the population to zoroatristan, technically revived the ancient aryan alphabet and made it the official script, ranked as 7th most powerful military, etc.
>>66543198
Asian plastic surgeons are working on it
>>66543370
beat is dope af
white boi from the suburbs run at sight of african american dominance of inner citi and civic center
soon the mexican will flatten the subrb.-
>>66543400
>Revolutionary guards visit you in the night
>Black bagged and executed
http://www.wsj.com/articles/clinton-ally-aids-campaign-of-fbi-officials-wife-1477266114
http://nypost.com/2016/10/24/clinton-ally-gave-500k-to-wife-of-fbi-agent-on-email-probe/
really gets those neurotransmitters flowing...
>>66543370
mmm
>>66543531
Agree, 100%
>>66543546
>and she's still going to win
We cyberpunk now, all hail our Corporate overlords.
I feel like I need to buy a Crusader Helmet.
>>66543563
yankees love to claim the moral high ground but then they turn around and brag about how they were the only war criminals in the civil war
>>66543400
Same could be said about any other country.
When I play as the US I just close borders and keep and all taxes at 0%. 100% yearly growth rates, but have to default every 3 years.
Just got a call from the hospital saying I owe over $1,000. How do I tell them I'm not paying for it?
>>66544051
>>66544051
"No habla ingles"
>>66544084
The worst part is, it was a trip that I didn't even authorize.
If a white person accidentally got caught in the middle of a gang shootout, would he get shot
>dixies still think they won the civil war because of the body count
>>66544153
If a Brit accidentally found his head under my foot, would he get curbstomped?
>>>/s4s/4856711
WHOA
do the harlem shake bitches
Will this movie be any good /cum/?
What would happen if I straight told the hospital that they're not getting any money from me?
>>66544301
Can't wait for it desu, probably won't live up to my expectations
>>66544331
It's a crime to not pay debts usually.
>>66544331
try it and find out
Post results
>>66544291
Mummy needs to hurry home and make dinner RIGHT NOW
>>66544331
>>66544427
I'll make dinner for you, anon.
What would you like?
>>66544427
Make your own dinner you lazy subhuman
>>66544361
My prediction for all these new SW movies would be that the first one would be largely loved and the subsequent ones would be less and less popular.
>>66544604
Breakfast for dinner
visiting canada soon
I hold a kiwi passport. its 6 months visa free. if I like it can i just get a small time job and live there boyos?
I'm going outside wish me luck I'm walking the dog. I hope I see a girl.
>>66544704
Legally, no. Doesn't stop all these Russian Jews from breaking laws in Canada though.
>>66544683
I can make you some pancakes
>>66544730
>I hope I see a girl.
what will you do if you see one anon?
Should I just kill myself? Please say yes. Tell me I'm worthless. Tell me I have no future. Tell me that the world (and this thread) would be better without me.
>>66544730
Good luck!
>tfw my dorm room REEKS of weed
why am I always grouped with stoners
>>66544749
eh I don't want to be a burden then.
life is suffering. no where to go. not rich enough for university
>>66544874
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIEE
>>66544900
>Univirgin
Dude, shut the fuck up. So annoying.
>>66544900
when in rome
>>66544900
>why am I always grouped with stoners
Inevitable nigra
>>66544937
>Memes
testing this new feature
Edit: holy shit it actually works
hey what's up guys its scarce here
>>66545259
Hillary is going to win, and there's nothing you can do about it. Inb4 "durrhurr CTR shill! Trump is obviously ahead in every real poll!"
>>66545233
a very mysterious post
>>66545301
what means ctr?
I posted ImWithHer on pol for laugh and people call me ctr
where do gf's come from, /cum/?
>>66545301
So actually this guy on 4chan, you guy's probably know 4chan it's a pretty big website, said that Hillary is going to win, yes this is absolutely insane, i personally thing that trump might win but this guy on 4chan thinks it's going to be Hillary
>>66545388
an organization that shills for hillary clinton
I want a strong canadian to caress me and sing me a lullaby
>>66545301
>nothing you can do about it
No shit retard.
>>66545407
from you're mum XD
>>66545438
>A bailout for desperate republicans
FTFY. Nice try at correcting the record, though. :^)
>>66544757
can you make me some sex instead mommy
>>66545531
what?
>>66545414
>he unironically believes that Trump will win the 2016 presidential election
>>66544874
I love you give me a kiss
A day of electoral voting and Democracy?
#Trump2016
>>66545704
Neither candidate is fit for presidential office but sheeit, picking the lesser of the two evils, I agree
>>66545730
We're not even at 200 posts yet...
>>66545650
You don't know who scarce is do you?
>>66545730
What the hell is wrong with you?
I think I'm constipated buds
>>66545758
Too bad he's about to get rekt by the electoral college.
>>66545531
I know you are just trolling but they are real and disgusting.
http://correctrecord.org/
https://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/lookup2.php?strID=C00578997
http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/fecimg/?C00578997
>>66545799
drink coffee every morning, really gets my bowels going
>>66545800
Not if you give every elector in the college an underhand favor with that sweet mouth of yours.
/anime/
>>66545460
We Canadian men only hold each other for warmth in our harsh 13-month Winters.
>>66545864
anime
>>66545812
Oh, I'm sure they're all over 4chan right now. Same as MSNBC, right?
>>66545800
>Neither candidate gets 270 votes
>Congress then votes for a president
>this cuck gets elected
What do burgers?
>>66545934
anime?
>>66545966
Kill myself.
>>66545943
Well there has been a couple times, but mostly it's just people trying to get a rise. Same as JIDF was before.
>>66544853
>>66544891
I saw a girl. She looked 17 or so, not a lot of under 30 people in my suburb. I hadn't seen a girl in about a week.
We made eye contact for a second as we walked past each other. Above average walk.
>>66546068
>Proof
Hahahahaha!!! Brits are so desperate for any conspiracy theory they can get their hands on.
I blame America for refugee crisis in Europe.
>>66546068
I think a psy-op would do a bit better than literally ctrl+C and paste here lmao
>>66546192
I blame Russia for the Cuban Missile Crisis.
I blame Russia for everything wrong in the world
I blame
Canada
>>66546192
I blame russia for the high poverty rate in east europe
>>66546219
CTR is only good at twitter.
I blame Ukraine for invading Russia.
mexico is going to rule the world in 100 years
>>66546150
>being this hungry for (you)'s
Sad!
>>66546192
I blame Russia for most of the non-Russia ex-USSR being Angola-tier shitholes.
Also the Vietnamese refugee crisis, though America turned that one into another benefit. Get on our level, yuropoors.
>>66546491
I'm not the one posting conspiracy theories.
>>66546530
>being this hungry for (you)'s
Sad!
rip in peace dillinger escape plan
https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/the-end-of-dillinger-escape-plan-ben-weinman-interview
lol, do you feel guilty at least?
>>66546562
Thank you for correcting the record. :^)
dl'd what i thought was jav tranny porn but turns out it was just gay porn
>>66546585
for what exactly?
>>66546522
;_;
>>66546603
I heard you lads get paid by the (you), I'm stimulating the American Economy :^)
>>66546522
Independence turned them into shitholes. all of them besides bltics (thanks to Euro dotations)
>>66546720
Nice TP meme fag.
>>66546720
Comrade Trump will liberate the workers.
I've never seen a Mexican in my entire life.
>>66546645
for ruining mother Europe
>>66546876
Consider yourself blessed.
>>66546876
I've never seen a french nigger from quebec
>>66546876
You have to look downwards, my fellow Canadian.
What on Earth
Canada should accept more Mexican immigrants
>>66546876
i've seen a mexican almost every day of my life
I blame Canada for corrupting our youth
>>66546931
american refugees when
alternatively just annex the northern states please
>>66546931
I'm with you, I need some of dat latin american spice in my life
>>66546931
Take all of ours
>>66546928
Greatest PR move ever.
>>66546960
Ths
>>66546931
I agree. I'd love to fuck a Mexican twink.
>>66546975
I need a store east of Yonge street that sells proper tortillas
Tired of getting bullied by you guys.
Don't come to the next thread tomorrow.
>>66547021
I wish ban evasion was taken as seriously as child pornography.
>>66547197
>implying
>>66547021
I have seen hundreds of Mexicans and not one has been over 6 feet
>>66547233
RCMP makes me feel comfortable and safe for some reason
>>66547233
is this a gay story
>>66545301
The big problem I have with Hillary is that she supports things like the TPP, and she's a very well-known proponent of rigid Internet censorship and blatantly pro-corporate IP laws.
And I was banned because I very innocently attempted to make a shitpost that contained the name of someone she may or may not have had killed. It would've been a 13-day ban if my appeal got denied. Literally, the named is banned text. Even attempting to make a post containing the name is an auto 13-day ban.
Funny because before that I was seriously thinking of voting for Hillary. Mostly because, while I'm not crazy about Hillary, she seems (except for the censorship and supporting disastrous things like the TPP) noticeably less terrible than Trump, is much more likely to institute a good healthcare program (with all the perks of Obamacare, which Trump just wants to completely get rid of and, though he talks about how he's going to replace it with "something great", never really specifies what that would be) and much less likely to gut our school system (I don't really like Trump's proposed educational """'reforms"""'). And also because I don't want to have to deal with 4 years of /pol/tards gloating.
But now I'm starting to lean Trump a bit.
I like Hillary, she seems like a nice lady. Can you imagine. Madam President. That's a first. Sweden never had a female PM either.
>>66547443
I know, I want that too. But the TPP and the CTR and banned text, I just...
Britpakis do, so I better not read anything coming from them
>>66547197
Why would you tell us NOT to come, if you planned on murdering us
>>66547443
Sweden liking a candidate is a red flag
>>66547538
>But the TPP and the CTR and banned text, I just...
whats that
>>66547538
I think overall she'll be a great president, looking forward to it desu. She seems level headed and I admire her work ethic. She doesn't give up and she worked so hard for this.
was anyone at the smoky mountain national park this weekend? why were there so many indians?
>>66547443
>I like Hillary, she seems like a nice lady
Fuck off
>>66547443
Hillary only looks respectable compared to Trump. I wouldn't trust her in office. She's careless, dim, and self-absorbed.
>>66547441
I understand, but Trump supports things which I oppose more than anything Clinton supports. The fact that he is being taken seriously is definitely a reflection of what our country has become.
>>66547611
Laughing off at severe accusations and not addressing them is not what i would call level headed 2bh pham.
Longstory short
This
>>66547599
>>66547648
This is the darkest timeline.
I like Kyōko, she seems like a nice fruit. Can you imagine. Tomato President. That's a first. Canada never had a tomato PM either.
>>66547703
kys leaf
>>66547716
kys sharting burger
>>66547731
HEY! Shut your FUCKING mouth!
I wish we could get along...
>>66547869
>t. sharter
frigg off
>>66547869
You can't talk to him like that
>>66547643
I dunno. I was reading some pieces about her years as a senator. And the general sense was that she's hard working and strives for bipartisan compromise. So that seems like the perfect president to have.
People call her shifty and double faced but honestly, that's politics. You have to have a public face and then a deal making face behind closed doors. This goes for politics anywhere in the world. When in public you present your overall aims in broad strokes, and when you're making compromise, you have to be more fluid and consider as few things as possible "holy grails", that's how you get shit done. Being so dogmatic is exactly what's gotten so many western democracies in trouble, where parties refuse to compromise for the good of the country because they're more interested in the political power game and constantly sticking to their guns. Just look at spain, they went without a government for so long because the parties refused to just sit down and make compromise for the good of the country. Sweden too had this problem, and many other countries I'm sure, polarization is a real issue...
>>66547900
I love you canadanon
>>66547907
>>66547731
WATCH IT LEAF
>>66547599
TPP is Trans-Pacific Partnership, a proposed multinational trade agreement between the US, Japan, Malaysia, Vietnam, Singapore, Brunei, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Mexico, Chile and Peru (I think India and China were also considering joining). You can look it up if you want, but the tl;dr of why I am really against it is it has some extremely draconian copyright and IP laws, and it would be disastrous to the healthcare and well-being of anyone who isn't fantastically rich (since it's healthcare """""""""reforms""""""""" would allow healthcare companies to ban and legally prosecute the production or sale of cheap, generic forms of medication which are basically the only game in town for the non-rich).
CTR is Correct The Record, an organization that does damage control for Hillary. They've been criticized for bullying and astroturfing. You can google them, too, if you like.
>>66547731
>>66547907
REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM, LEAF!
>>66547716
>>66547731
You're my servants. You belong to me. If you misbehave, I will whip you until you learn to become more obedient slaves.
>>66547984
fite me
make it happen
>>66547930
Not that anon, but while I guess you've got a point, I really really don't like the TPP. I can barely think of anything more disastrous a president could actually realistically accomplish short of starting a nuclear war.
>bought more kitkats
>dumb cunt normie ate them when i left them in the fridge
fucking kill me
>>66548173
I kind of doubt it will go through. There's a lot of resistance here in europe, a lot of concern it gives too much power to international businesses
>>66548222
checked
Took an exam several weeks ago, totally fucking bombed it.
Still don't know what my grade is. I don't have it in me to look at it.
>>66547930
Striving is not the same thing as achieving. No one can fault her for not being ambitious, but her huge missteps (like the email controversy) convinced me that at her age she's sorely incompetent (which for me is worse than being malicious, by an order of magnitude).
>People call her shifty and double faced but honestly, that's politics.
I understand the utility of realpolitik. I'm not under any illusion that politicians should be irreproachable.
>>66548134
You can keep the bumfuck states like Idaho, West Virginia and the Dakotas. We just want the states that go blue every election.
It's 4pm
I could've sworn it was 2pm 3 minutes ago.
>>66548484
iktf
>>66548375
Don't worry about that grade. You'd make for a better mother to my children. So I'll impregnate you tonight.
Drop out, I want you to be free from any academic stress during your pregnancy, because that could be unhealthy for both your health in motherhood and the fetus.
>>66548559
But I'm a dude anon.
>>66548134
>>66548447
>tfw from [spoiler] indiana [/spoiler]
>will get annexed by our canadian overlords
feels good
>>66548623
>indiana
who
>tfw an hour of your life is only worth $9.50
>>66548787
I wish an hour of my life was worth $9.50
>>66548787
get a better job
>>66548604
That doesn't matter. Even men's nipples can be trained to lactate. We were females at some point in the embryonic stage after all. I'm sure you'd be an excellent mother.
We'll breed when I return home from work, honey.
>>66548853
trust me, I'm doing everything I can
>>66548375
You should take school more seriously, anon. Education is the best provision for old age.
>>66548875
What are you employed as and what are you work are you trying to get into?
>>66548867
>>66548867
Get your head checked pal
>>66548867
>Even men's nipples can be trained to lactate.
I dont know if my dick should be this hard right now?
I got back into a university in a not useless liberal arts program /cum/
>>66548867
Someone give me a reason why all weebs are not shot on sight
>>66548948
I'm sure some people will recognize my bitching by this point
I'm a seafood manager at a Publix here in Florida.
I'm trying to get into IT, but there is no technology sector in Florida, at least no publicly listed entry level positions.
I don't make enough money to move, I don't have any connections in the cities I want to move to, I can't afford the cities I want to move to (or any city for that matter)
this sucks
>>66548867
This post really really made me ponder
>>66549033
That's pretty cool. Try your hardest and don't give up.
>>66549033
you really has to stop watching anime
Are you safe, /cum/?
What's your opinion on graffiti?
Just registered for classes in January and "Communications" is mandatory, how much public speaking should I expect?
>>66549033
I just withdrew from my school
>>66549241
About one class for gen ed, usually.
>>66548963
bug off, he can be the mother of my children if he truly wants to be.
>>66548972
How about you get your rectum checked? I'd be certified to do that for you.
>>66549000
Is that because you're wondering about the taste of male breast milk?
>>66549035
Because you could make sex slaves out of them. I haven't been into anime for at least nearly a year now, personally. Animes can be really sexy though.
>>66549214
If it's artistically good graffiti AND sends a strong positive message to the community AND the property owner is okay with it, then it's fine. Remove otherwise.
>>66548867
At least you hopefully acknowledge preggo is a patrician fetish.
i wish i could sing like jeff buckley
>>66549214
I just want to know how they get graffiti on those really tall overpasses or bridges
>>66549432
it's not uncommon for people to die doing that
im doing my homework like a good boy
>>66549525
>boy
you have to pretend to be a girl when you post those images. otherwise it breaks my immersion
>>66549427
Downtune your guitar to D.
;)
>>66549199
Don't start WW3 "please"
>>66549166
thanks, I'm going to make it this time and hopefully I'll get a job with a logging company or a state government in three years
>>66549191
I reckon I will come January
>>66549242
not the best move there buddy, trust me on this
>>66549214
degenerate
>>66549432
Someone holds the person spraying the wall by using rope or something like a belt.
>>66549199
N-no...?
>>66549416
Yes, my life's goal is to impregnate as many people as humanly possible, even if it must be by means of force.
>>66548867
Another reason why I hate weebs.
>>66549703
Umi is a very good idol but Eli is the choice of the educated man.
>>66549925
Rape is bad, anon.
>>66549969
I was away for awhile. Why is the anime problem on /cum/ so bad now?
>>66549925
Rape?
I wanna fuck a girl during her period just to know what it's like.
>>66550077
bloody hell mate
>>66550015
Eli is a great choice but I have to say
Umi > Eli > Kotori > Maki > Honoka > Rin > Nico > Hanayo > Nozomi
Hail Satan with me lads, please
>>66549969
but you can't deny your love for animes, admit it honestly or be a punk ass bitch and don't, you want to fuck animes with your penis.
>>66550036
rape is only the means as a last resort in my book. consent can almost always be earned in some way or another.
I only want to fuck girls from Switzerland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE
My dad got me hot chocolate and Timbits for no reason. wew lads good thing I go back to university in January this is to cozy for me.
>>66550205
BS, you'd also fuck sexy girls from Luxembourg.
>>66550193
You are right about that my dream is to put benis in 2D bagina.
>>66550263
lucky...
>>66550284
I like to fuck
>>66550265
No, nothing more sexy on a girl than Swiss nationality
>>66550207
I think Hillary accurately represents everything I hate about this country today.
Anons, tomorrow is concentration camp day for me
I'll be in the library all day studying for an exam that's do or die for me to stay in my program
>>66550364
>Swiss nationality is sexy on a girl
My ass you just want money from those mountain kikes.
>>66550409
same because I'm also a misogynistic manchild.
>>66550464
Nice bait, friend.
>>66550495
I'm not your friend, 'pal.' I'm your big papa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odavcuQSD1E
>NEW JERSEY
>>66550568
You're a moron like everyone else on here.
>>66550662
But we still have 2 posts to go
>>66550717
nooo
310
>>66550674
Now that's not very nice to say, is it? Why don't you give papa a little smooch to make up for the grumpy baby tantrum?
>>66549703
>not the best move there buddy, trust me on this
it is in my circumstances gptta get my shit sorted
>>66550793
ooohh i can't stay mad at you (but you have to smooch my heinie)
>>66550821
I know that feel, good luck
>>66550847
well it's so adorable that I can hardly resist anyways!
*smooches your wee lil heine*
leaves a bit of a gross aftertaste... now when was the last time mommy changed your diape-wiapie?