why do Italians joke the most about themselves?

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>>66537679
>Belarus
What are they planning?

>>66537679
>Hungary

Wtf?

>>66537679

>Hungary joking about Scotland

Why?

>>66537742
вaитzkrieg

>>66537679
>some cunts don't have brocunts to joke about each other
I really feel for them

>>66537919
>>66537911

replace greedy jew jokes with greedy scotsman jokes and you get what they are talking about

>>66537679
Hate you too, Bosnia.

>>66537679
Nord Vs Sud Shit

>>66537679
What up? People too afraid to make fun of Turkey :^)?

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>>66538115
Join the club

>>66538087
But hungaria has way fewer scots than jews.

>yfw the ukraine """"war"""" is just a form of banter westerners don't understand

>>66537679
Germans do you really make jokes about us :(?

>>66538594
That's what I thought, with the entire world hating on Turkey I'm surprised it's not on the list

>belgium and sweden
Kek

>>66538721
Hey polacken
Wo ist mein mercedes? :-DDDD

I like how Baltics picks on Estonia,and Estonia too afraid to pick back,picks on Finland

>>66538819
IN BOLAN :-=DDDDD

>>66537679
>reddit
>r/mapporn
There are acual Redditors here. Fuck off

Is it wrong of me to think that Italy still got a lot of storng identies based on regionalism and that someone from Veneto joking about someone from say Lombardy will get listed as Italians joking about Italians?

>>66537679
>this meme map

I have never heard in my entire life a joke about Portugual or portuguese people.

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>>66538737
The better question is why are they even included.
Also Italy joking about Italy is fucking based.

>>66538624
Really not much stereotypes anyone here would know about them.

>>66538721
>>66538819

Kinda this.
But got a lot, lot less the last years since the car theft is more a thing of Romanians, Bulgarians or Albanians today.

>>66539195
>Implying we claim European

Grigori Kekputin

>>66539059
How come you know this?

>>66539343
OP's pic says Europeans

>>66539283
shit, gypsies stole our jerbs

>>66537679
wtf did we do to you hungary, you're surrounded by countries that are complete jokes

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because of this I suppose

UK and Ireland being tsundere :3

>>66539525
>greece

>>66539364
not your business

>>66539578
same with us, Szwab

>>66537919
Douglas McMurrays wife Angus dies and he wants to put it in the newspaper

He phones them up and asks them how much it is and they say that each £1 gets you 5 words, so he replies 'Angus dead: Toyota for sale'

>>66539628
;)

>>66539486
Scottish is synonym in Hungary for cheap people, leachers, the same way as money grabbing is for Jews. (Yeah, I saw it on Reddit)

>>66539403
They are way worse than the Polish jokes ever were... they steal everything. Hell, the other day they shot 2 of them on an army base here because they wanted to cut parts out of a tank (had welding torches with them) and sell the steel.

>>66537679
bro countries:
1. Russia and Ukraine
2. Norway and Sweden
3. Czechia and Slovakia
4. UK and Ireland
5. Spain and Portugal
6. France and Belgium

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>>66539640
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

>>66539720
>cut parts out of a tank
we had a soviet tank in my city and people used to cut off pieces
I robbed a gypsy once btw.

>>66537679
noone jokes about bulgaria because they know they will die

>>66539734
Poland and Germany

>jokes about germany
never heard one

>>66539525
Wtf I love France now

>>66539578
no were not, they can get fucked

>>66539734
Albania and Greece

>>66539955
we just say 'Szwab' and giggle
also we have a joke about Germans and Russians:
Germans are attacking from one side, Russians from other, who do you kill first?
(Germans, business comes before the pleasure)

>>66540090
>szwab
never heard that one is it becouse i am from the south?

>>66539764
Nice, I havent seen paste that for quite a while now

>>66539955
ugly german woman is very popular joke

>>66539650
Two Scots bet a pound on who could hold their breath the longest underwater. They havent been seen since

>>66539955
really? you guys are buttbuddies

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>>66540152
I'm from picrel and everyone calls Germans 'Szwab' here

>>66539525
based gayreeks

>>66540012
>be irish
>base your entire economy around farming potatoes
>literally never learn to grow anything else
>never actually bother learning how to grow potatoes properly
>starve

>>66540213
oh ok i am from Silesia we treat Germans were high here

>>66540208
We do have, he just never heard one. OP check 'dowcipu o Niemcu, Rusku i Polaki'

>>66540278
FUGG very *

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>>66540278
>i am from Silesia we treat Germans were high here
we treat them in the East like they treat us

>>66540342
my history teacher said that he really liked eastern poles

>>66539525
Everyone think they're the nost compassionate.

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>>66540342
>>66540447
>be polish
>be prussian

>>66540447
We are a good bunch, we just like banter Germans and Russians.
'A Russian goes to Germany to steal a car and he steals two in case he loses one on his way back through Poland'

>>66539138
Do you live under a rock?

>>66540525
what the fuck Breslau

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INDEPENDENCE FOR MASOVIA
>>66540525
>mentioning Pussia
lel

The map is bullshit, we joke mostly about Jews.

>>66540631
same here

>>66537679
Because we're a joke of a country

>>66540570
Tell me one joke.

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>>66540525
>Poland unironically has piss and poo political parties

>>66537679
EU NAO SOU JAMONE CARALHO

>>66539107
You nailed it.

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>>66540727
they are exactly how they sound, piss is a tad better than poo though
t. Eastern Polander

>>66540631
>>66540674
Everyone do, that is universal.

>>66538850
There's just more everyday interractions for estonians with finns, rather than lithuanians or latvians. So we know finns better. I'm suprised about Lithuania though, i thought they were joking about poles or belarusians since we are not even neighbours and there's little interratctions between us.

>>66540788
poo was better at least they sucked the German dick not the USA

>>66540525
what the fuck
How can german presence in the past make such a difference if no germans are there anymore?
Id put it on proximity if it werent for the nearly exact shape of prewar land.
Is it the infrastructure that somehow makes poles in the west feeling differently?

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>>66539720
kek, that's very gypsy

>>66540266
>be from new zealand
>...
>...........

>>66537679
we dont joke about france, we really hate this country though

>>66540854
Silesians are literally wannabe germans the rest dunno better standard of living

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lmao at turkey joking about Greece and Greece not caring about turkey

>>66540833
I prefer PiS
>>66540854
ones are wannabe tru eurogays, others are conservative

>>66541048
well east mongrels want 500+ fucking subhumans

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>L*thuanians and L*tvians bully Eesti
BALTOSLAV GENOCIDE AT THIS FUCKING INSTANT

>>66539107
yeah, it's definitely this. Even in the same region you'll notice people joking about other people from there depending which you're in (Pisa vs. Livorno for example)

>>66539525
>most arrogant
>France
>least arrogant
>France

checks out

>>66539525
Why does everyone think they're the least arrogant? That's arrogant as fuck.

>>66537679
>why do Italians joke the most about themselves?
It's probably because we banter between regions rather than against foreigners.

>>66541368
Each country also thinks they are the most compassionate, indeed we are all so humble

>>66541166
this!!

>>66537679
lel no. we hate wh*te people not greeks.

>>66537679
>lithuanians laughing at anyone

kekkkkkkkkkk

>>66537679
wow why the FUCK do you balkan cunts have to bully Bosnia?

Haven't they been through enough?

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>>66540854
That's what happens when you take Eastern half-ukrainian trash, move it to the West, give it German leftovers, and inflate their ego by 10.
Current Eastern Poland is what used to be Central Poland. Basically the whole cunt was moved West.

>>66539991
I love you too Deutschland

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>>66539764

>>66541660
Sta radi Bosanac kad završi ekonomski fakultet?
- Seli skelu na pravni fakultet!

hahaha

>>66541724
only 3,5 mln people lad most that left were Germans speaking polish like my pops

>>66539138
this,

I have never heard in my life a joke about Spain or Spanish people

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>>66539525
>Italy least trustworthy: Italy

>>66539525
Lol Greece must be smoking some good shit

>>66537679
We're honest with ourselves

>>66539525
Interesting. Do brits really think to be the least arrogant?
I can't imagine anyone more arrogant than them.

>>66545920
We tend to see ourselves as polite but Europeans know that it's because we actually think we are genuinely superior to everyone else and so we treat them as equals out of the goodness of our hearts

>>66538767
t. the one to talk

>>66539525
Do other Europeans, disregarding Nordicks, not really us as arrogant? Or is it more that we are too irrelevant to make the list?

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>>66539525
>Greece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=femH4SoYHdM

>>66537919
Idk why, but its true tho.

success breeds jealousy

>>66540213
we call germans "shvabi" too

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>>66539955
>Go to Germany - Your grandmother's jewelry is already there.
>How to tell the difference between a german woman and a german cow? - By the earring
>When do women start to look like pigs? - When you cross the Odra river.

Fucking really? Are you really such newfags?

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>>66541081
>east mongrels

>>66540699
portugal

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>>66537679
>eesti

>>66547319
Wtf I love eesti now

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>>66538819

>>66546688
The average european can't point Norway/Sweden/whatever on a fucking map.
It's just one of those countries up there where the albinos live.

>>66539525
Even the French know that they are arrogant.

>>66539614
>>66540242
>>66542123
>>66546910

I am Greek

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Bulgarians are our only true ally. Squipri, Vardaskians, Turçe can go suck a dick. Thank you guys.

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Sweden is a joke

>>66539525
>French rate themselves as most arrogant AND least arrogant

kek

>>66546688
You're too young as relevant countries and too robotic as people to be arrogant.

You feel more naive than anything else to us, because you've only lived through good times, but your parents suffered for centuries, so you don't really have a recent past to be too proud of like most of Western Europe does, in a way.

>>66538688

Really makes you think

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Sweden wins again!

>tfw no one dares to joke about your superior aryan genes

>>66548976
t. irrelevant non country

>>66549034
t. Self-hating pastanigger

>>66549092
t. jealous tulipnigger

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>>66549122

>>66537679
Why is Belarus blank? Do they not have a sense of humor? Man I'd be pretty fucking solemn too if I lived that close to Russia.

>Belgium bullied by all its neighbors

>>66539525
lmao Britain is so obsessed, it's almost cute

>>66547620
>>66547807
kek

I love my country, sometimes

(always)

>>66540152
Weird, we use șvab, too. Secui were the saxons and șvabi were the non-saxons.

>>66550030
Err. sași are the saxons. Secui are the szekely

>>66537679
What kind jokes do Turks say about us?

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>>66537679
We don't even joke about France that much.
We just think they're too full of themselves.

>>66550590
We don't joke about hungarians, either. But these meme maps are always retarded.

>>66550590
Full of ourselves?
Gee
more like full of africans

In the Netherlands we grow up on jokes about Belgians/Germans/Turks.