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remainian tears edition
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>tfw no French Nigel Farage
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>>66535024
le pen
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Lads the gf just wrote me saying she has made a huge mistake but she knows we can be together "forever", I should come to her place ASAP and that "no one else has to die".

Bit weird tbqh, no idea what she's on about. Gonna check up on her.
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plymouth
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How long would you give it before the UK economy collapses due to brexit?
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>>66535030
>le pen is comparable to are nige
nah
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>>66535033
Honour kill her.
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Got my doggo microchipped lads
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Would move to America in a heartbeat desu
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>>66535033
suicide pact
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>>66534991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvrBuwnypg
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>>66535033
concernedBlackManOnThePhone.jpg
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lads can someone post that picture of pepe and wojak looking rather worried together, both with bloodshot wide eyes
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>>66535075
fuck off yank
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>>66535054
our economy isn't reliant on us being part of a bigger system like some small island to the west of us
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>>66535070
GROWLING HOWLING AND BARKING AT THIS MADMAN'S PATTER
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>>66535054
Won't be around to see it happen. I'm moving to Dublin in 2017
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>>66535055
never because unlike you cowardly paddies we Britons have pluck and backbone
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>>66535033
k-keep me posted
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all around me are familiar faces
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>>66535070
might DM this to sara
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>>66535100

What about international banks besed in the UK> They are moving here now btw
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>>66535030
-a woman
-will never be as popular as Farage because "huuuuur muh racism, muh fascist, vote against her!!!!"
-will never lead an Anti-UE French campaign (I'm not even sure she wants to leave this mafia)

Yea, no.
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>>66535124
think you replied to the wrong post mate

t. not a paddy
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http://thetab.com/uk/warwick/2016/10/18/warwick-free-education-condemn-su-candidate-described-feminism-cancer-16470

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MY UNI
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>>66535142
no they aren't
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all the bremoaners itt need to ask themselves, are you british or a european?
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>>66535142
I'll be applying for a job there too when it happens
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>>66535087
holy shit la

i used to play this, that fruity machine and that one where you control the rocket.
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>>66535087
Interesting post
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>>66535126
you can pinpoint the second when the country's heart rips in half
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how do you pronounce Stiffkey?
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>order takeaway
>get chips or comes with chips
>chips are literally ALWAYS straight from the oven and into a Styrofoam box
>no seasoning, tasteless and soggy as fuck

Every single time.
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>>66535189
citizen of the world
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Gonna wank to this
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>>66535197
I always used to coat the rockets in honey before i blasted them up your mother's vagina.

Then the bees would swarm her honey dripping pussy and sting her
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>>66535207
Big fan of this underwear trend
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>>66535168
>tfw no one on /brit/ goes to my uni
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>hmm, how can i become a professional victim?
>ah i'm a woman, that already nets me some victim points
>hmmm i'm not black or brown though, how can i still claim i am being oppressed even though i have white skin?
>i know, i'll just say i'm jewish and everyone who disagrees with me is now an anti-semite
>oh and also i'll say i'm irish so i'm even more of a victim
>aaaaah yes i'll also claim to be a catholic despite not attending sunday mass and having no clue about catholicism or christianity itself in the slightest
>i exploit desperate men and get them to buy me things in exchange for slag pictures...how do i claim oppression from this?
>ah yes, i'll just call myself a "sex worker" and say that "sex workers" are oppressed because they are looked down upon in general society
>yes i know i said im a catholic but that doesnt mean i should hold myself to the moral standard of a good christian girl haha, don't oppress me just because i prostitute myself since i'm too incapable to hold a real job
>oh and i'll also claim to have several mental illnesses haha, now i truly am oppressed
>hmm maybe for good measure i should tell people that i'm bisexual so that i can fit into the LGBT community and also claim oppression despite the fact that i have never dated a girl, have never made any remarks about them sexually and have never shown even the slightest marks of bicuriosity or interest

the absolute fucking STATE of the commie slags
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>>66535233
what kind of takeaway do you order from that bakes their chips in the oven?
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>>66535124
hmmmmmm...yea. sure.
Not so hard being less cucked than the most cucked country in the world.
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>>66535025

>She lives in commiefornia though and it's expensive

For fucks sake, lad. Just move to another state.
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>>66535186

The Jews want to base their operations inside an English speaking country in the EU which is stable and coincidentally already a tax haven, not in some monkey island which lets inbred tards vote for retarded things to crash their own economy for the benefit of power hungry demagogues
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FUCKING TOOOOOOOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTGA72gTVVY
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>>66535273
Lel shut up mr. guerilla warfare.

attack and run attack and run

pussy
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>>66535126
worn out places
worn out faces
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what's the coldest you've ever been in lads?

I've been in -40°C in illinois before, was a bit nippy
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my mate unironically got "social equality" tattooed on his fucking HIP
the absolute state
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>>66535251
Interesting

*goes and talks to a different person*
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who #Hype for the male contraceptive pill?
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>>66535339
Was going to college one day it was -17c and I rolled the window down to see out the junction and it wouldn't go back up
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>>66535339

-47c in Canada, I got hypothermia and went crazy for a while, also my fingers were frozen solid.
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>>66535323
u fucking wat, faggot
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>>66535371
>implying you need it
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>>66535341
Bit unfair to his other hip 2bh
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>>66535126
>>66535325
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
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>>66535263
It's fucking pathetic tb h

Simply cannot understand why anyone would want to make themselves appear weak. Must be a female thing. I would be utterly devastated if any of my friends/family found out about my mental health issues.
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>>66535263

read every word of this post
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>>66535371
>here just take a pill that fucks with your hormones, that's much easier and safer than just wearing a condom
hmmm nah i think i'll pass x
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Just seen this in my normiebook feed lads
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>>66535339
-60°C in my house when i tried to save money on the heating
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>>66535416
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>>66535339

about -20 in mongolia
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>>66535433
FYI it's the same lad that posted pic related about Brexit
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I'm a communist lads
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>>66535449
Doesntvount when you're a penguin
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>>66535427
>comrades
was creasing up until this point now im just in actual physical pain from the cringe
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>>66535416
their tears are filling up their glasses
no expression
no expression
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anyone ever bought l-arginine? apparently it can help with ED problems

i've always struggled to keep it up and i'm gonna get laid soon so thinking about getting some. why the hell not i suppose it can't make anything worse. don't really wanna go all out and buy fucking viagra at my age
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>>66535408
quality post as always x
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>>66535263

don't forget

>support liverpool because of muh hillsborough
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>>66535449

>iceland
>cold
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>>66535497
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>>66535531
yeah i use it cos it helps with muscle recovery and makes you do BIG CUMS. Def noticed I got a hard on quicker
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>>66535427
fucking hell does she think she's in some sort of inner city gang or something?

shut the fuck up love, you're a middle class white girl from scotland. the police aren't "after you"
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>>66535523
hide my head i want to drown my sorrow
no tomorrow
no tomorrow
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>>66535550
when will scousers drop hillsborough ffs
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>>66535550
Did she delete her twitter? X LG
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who would win, Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees?
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>>66535550

>Palestinian flag wristband

Wouldn't touch her with stolen cock lads
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>>66535568
rly m8? could it be my saviour? ;_;

really wanna have a good shag with this girl. how much do you take/when etc?
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>>66535583
Never

>>96
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>>66535427
howling that they think they pose some major threat to the system
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going to microwave an entire ready lasagna

never done this before. just doesn't feel right
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>>66535581
and i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
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>>66535617
fucking LOVE images like this

post more
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>>66535623
Jesus Christ, mate
Get your life sorted
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just met my daughters primary school classmates from Calais lads. Seem like nice fellas
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>>66535617
Lol you can see a guy's brain literally bubbling in his head from oxygen starvation

Funny *dabs*
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>>66535623
i used to hate lasagna until i made one myself from scratch

lasagna can be fuckin god tier if you get it right. those read meal lasagnas are horrible and tainted my perception of the dish
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>>66535638
the dreams in which i'm dying
are the best i've ever had
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>>66535617
didn't a bunch of people die in this pic
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Lads I'm entering into Assault Mode.
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If a Muslim bakery refused to bake a cake with a gay rights message on it, would they be prosecuted?
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>>66534991
You got too isolated and lost your consiousness Putin bitches. Reality will slap you in your face.
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>>66535710
yep
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>>66535617
Lol wtf one of them guys having orgasm bottom middle :) ?
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have to set the microwave to 6 (six) minutes

that's mental. never been over 30 seconds.
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>>66535710
>scousers
>"people"
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I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
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>>66535692
i find it hard to tell you
i find it hard to think
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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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>>66535609
i take 750mg every day. Tbh though la i take a relatively big stack of supplements, the three that I could think of that would have a willy impact are:
L- arginine
Zinc (it boosts your test, I have one pill per day)
Vitamin D (it also boosts your test and makes me feel a bit happier in winter times. I take 2 pills per day)
You should also do a bit of cardio exercise, stop watching porn, do kegels (when you're pissing, stop the stream a couple of times and hold it in for like 5 seconds, do this about 4 times every piss). Good luck with the girl lad
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>>66535728
yes they would
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>>66535731
not all of us rely on handouts to survive angelos you fucking leech
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>>66535741
>>66535710
>>66535684
>>66535660

Please, show some reverance.
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>>66535772
what dosage of zinc and Vit D do you take?

saying 2 pills is meaningless
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i don't rate the 96
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>>66535787
>787

oh my god, show some reverance right now. that's like, the model of the plane that throttled into a tower in america in 2001
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>>66535757
when people run in circles it's a very very
mad world
mad world
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>why yes i do like wordpress sites
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>>66535772
what difference could those kegels actually make
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>heh... I think hillsboroughs funny, kid... guess you could say that's just my fucked up sense of humour
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>>66535731
*lobs 50p down the road and watches you scuttle off after it*
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>>66535325
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why doesn't someone just think of a clever solution to all the world's problems
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>>66535824
I'll trade you these sheep to remain with the UK.
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>>66535811
take the reference dosage on the bottle, i don't have the bottle on me atm so i cant see the mg weighting
>>66535834
dunno. I notice that my willy does seem harder though.
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messaging a 17 yo with a nice bum on tinder
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>>66535772
that kegel ting seems a bit weird but thanks man i'll get in all of that stuff on friday (payday). i'll take it all every day for a couple weeks until i see her. if everything works out i'll love you forever
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>>66535911
it's nonce bait
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>>66535893
don't get why yanks think sheepshagging is a scottish thing
it's the welsh la
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i see all this political stuff like brexit then i think
does this REALLY affect me?
probably not
either way i'm going to have to deal with it so it doesn't bother me at all
as long as we don't go full 1984 who's arsed
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some grim twat just said I have a nice arse on tinder
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>>66535933
age of consent is 16

>>66535951
JANNY
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>>66535911
pics or you're lying
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>>66535768
Taking the gf to the Watford game
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6 minutes on the microwave boys

there might be power blackouts in the area watch out
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>>66535949
it does affect you
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>>66535949
t. one of many leave voters now realising they can't have everything they want
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*poses a threat to the system*
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Gf gas been wearing around this nazi button. Bit awkward
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>>66535949
t. retarded leave voter
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I demand MY SAFE SPACE

t. yank student
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>>66535905
what sort of zinc is it also? if it's oxide you've been scammed

I take about 33mg zinc picolinate a day
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>wow that wordpress site sure stands out and looks professional! wow!
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Redpill me on lyrica
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>>66535941
You can blame john oliver for that.
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>>66536001
>>66536023
strange response
unironically didn't vote leave
>>66535994
how
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Snapchat is such a runty app. Downloaded it to stalk someone and for some reason people feel the need to send a picture of them doing the most inane shit to their entire contact list, despite the fact there's a 'story' option.
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>>66536017
girls do everything for attention
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Pete Burns is dead lads

Meatspin.com

What a fucking tragedy
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a small possible increase in GDP is worth it for total cultural and racial destruction eh
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>>66536075
t. LEAVE VOTER
you fucking retard you voted leave didn't you
why would you do this to our great nation
fuck you
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>>66535967
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what are we playing tonight then eh
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>>66536111
europe isn't a country you subatomic particulate
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>>66536113
me at the back
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>>66536113
>messaging
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>>66536124
Rayman 2 or Goldeneye
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>>66536124
crippling depression
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>>66535941
They don't know Wales exists
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>>66536144
i'm saying it'll be worse for our great nation e.g. the UK you absolute spaz
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lasagna has finished cooking

might have to import some electricity from France now
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>>66536185
but the UK isn't a sovereign nation under EU rule
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>>66536165
>this girl again

seek help
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poles are better looking than brits.

why is that
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>Taylor Swift got a tattoo
Why the fuck do women think men are attracted to tattoos?
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so cute when new ASMR girls get excited at how many subs they've got
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hello I am from Devon and I am not the Janitor

thankyou
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>total cultural and racial destruction
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>>66536236
pics

>>66536244
asmr darling
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>>66536056
hate john oliver so fucking much. Met a yank girl who watched him and she was everything you'd expect her to be, slightly overweight militant clinton supporter (literally and unapologetically just because she's a woman and "it's time we had a woman in the whitehouse") who keeps sharing videos from huffington post and takes it upon herself to post HILARIOUS political quips on facebook whenever something is in the news. Don't get why yanks watch this complete shit.
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tfw no bf
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British isn't a race
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>>66536273
Is this what having a gf is like?
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>>66536246
Do you like it down there?
Is Plymouth a massive shithole like I'm led to believe?
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>>66536164
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>>66536234
t. lukasz Skprzcka
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Could you date a disabled girl?

Say like if one of her arms was missing or something??
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>>66536220
>absolute sovereignty
this is a myth
we are now cucked by global capital instead of the EU, which is considerably worse for us
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>>66536039
selenium and zinc
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>breathy wet mouth sounds
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>>66536113
me walking up the steps
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>>66536236
Some are
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>>66536273
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>>66536319
Sure, why not
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>>66536319
yeah probably
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if my mum doesnt stop singing im going to go fucking postal I swear to god
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https://twitter.com/fuckeveryword/status/790621385223573504

el haitiANO
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>>66536319
maybe

like if they were in a wheelchair it'd be a bit weird

but if they were missing just an arm or a hand that'd probably be fine
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>>66536319
A legless girl wont run out on me
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>>66536354
Those aren't men.
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>>66536338
right but what dosage and type of zinc
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>>66535087
what was that other bee game
the platformer that was also on sky jam or w/e it was
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I got UK tings on the whatsapp darg like +44
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>>66536324
but at least you won't have to import biscuits from sweden
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>>66536275
We watch him because like our British Imports.
That and [current year]
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About to head to economics class at my graduate school.

Don't really want to go
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>>66536372
just reported him to the police
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any good games i can play on me shite laptop
>>
>>66536319
Wheelchair could be awkward just because I'm so tall but I'd be alright otherwise I think.
>>
>>66536319
Only the wheelchair ones, couldn't be dealing with lost limbs desu
>>
>>66536434
do a barrel roll xD
>>
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You're in the queue at a burger van when this lad grabs your gf's arse and gives it a firm long squeeze while staring you in the eye.

Your reaction????
>>
>>66536434
economics is a meme anyway
so-called experts that can't even prove anything right
>>
>>66536414

1 zinc pill a day
>>
making a new character for ashes of ariandel
>>
>>66536299
Its great down here 2bh

Plymouth is big and that generally makes it a shithole yes, but it's not especially shit for its size
>>
>>66536434
don't recall asking Tbh

keep it to yourself in future
>>
>>66536307
hmm
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>>66536434
>About to head to my capitalism indoctrination class

ftfy
>>
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another day has gone
i'm still all alone
>>
dad is 5-10 years off retirement and keeps talking as if he's an old man about to die
>>
What amount of people is too much for a house party?

I've got 46 people confirmed but a bit worried it will get too rowdy and the police will get called
>>
>>66536473
drop the cunt
>>
>>66536496
wouldn't even consider going to a 46 person house party

>250 or fuck off
>>
>>66536473
tell him to leave it, back down, wait for him to swagger off, pick up a brick and smash his fucking head in
>>
>>66536473
Wonder why he just grabbed he just grabbed our cousin's arse
>>
>>66536486
what
>>
>>66536487
good lad
>>
£36.50 is a bit steep for a cake. how do gays have so much disposable income
>>
>>66536522
dunno

just feels slightly noncey
>>
>>66536496
are we invited?
>>
>>66536496
alri tn
(turbo normer)
dunno mate to be honest sounds like that could get decently rowdy but i;d invite at least 100
>>
>>66536490
probably because of your haircut
>>
211 words into my 350 word letter reply lads
don't think I can get all 350 words and all the grammar points down
>>
>>66536491
he's probably ill and trying to broach the subject casually

he dead
>>
>>66536544

No children
>>
>>66536544
No its not

the big cakes you get that aren't just shitty supermarket icing ones are often £30-£50
>>
>>66536473
Grab his cock and give it a firm long squeeze while staring him in the eye.
>>
>>66536544
no kids
>>
>>66536559
Feel sorry for you because you've probably never been to a house party or atleast never invited to one :/
>>
>>66536585

FOB
>>
any lads here go to that mansion party in bovey tracey? good bants that
>>
>>66536414
100ug selenium 2mg zinc
>>
>>66536606
Eh most house parties are shit
>>
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Comrade Corbyn
>>
>>66536606
Lad I've been to about a dozen, I even witnessed the amazing sight of an uninvited traveller shitting into someone's sink
>>
lads what would you do if your 14 year old white daughter brought home a 20 year old paki bf
>>
Reminder the court hed up the correct ruling and the bakery has no right to withhold service unless stipulated in their terms and conditions
>>
>asmr
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05V4CgSL0lw
>>
the A38 is a bit of a mental road lads haha
>>
>>66536658
bin her
>>
getting my daily dose of /r/theredpill and /r/mensrights
>>
>>66536658
tell her she's grounded and won't be seeing him again. it's more the age difference though
>>
>>66536698
hate it
>>
>>66536698
literally live just off the a38
>>
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JUST
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>>66536702
do you actually believe that stuff or are you messing
>>
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>Psychoanalysis is nothing but unfalsifiable intellectual guff
>>
>>66536650
he's a good lad
>>
>>66536658
honour kill her
>>
Love coming to /brit/ to get answers to questions i didn't ask, from people I don't know
>>
>>66536710
rasheed
>>
DESPERATE for a shoegf
>>
4chan is all satire
no one really believes in brexit or trump
>>
>>66536702
Fuck off lickdicki
>>
what do you boys wants from sainsbury's then
>>
>>66536473
didn't your mum teach you in school, you uncouth oaf?
the bigger they are
*unleashes a sick 128-hit combo, causing him to pass out*
the harder
*I grab his face and place it down on the scalding hot burger van cooker*
THEY FALL
*spin him around and backflip into the air, kicking his chin with my right foot, turning his skull to dust*
*bang fist down on the counter so the mustard flies in the air and lands in my open palm*
*squirts my signature onto his forehead and walks away*
>>
>>66536749
>tfw no nationalised northern powerhouse using children
>>
>>66536733
Who's the bint
>>
M73 /M74 is a fucking nightmare lads.


kmn
>>
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>>66536768
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>>66536776
a friend
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would you a Marjorine?
>>
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>>66536640
>2mg zinc

please tell me this is someone else taking the piss
>>
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DESPERATE for a shoegazegf
>>
>>66536776
pumpkin spice baileys, it's probably shit
>>
>>66536780
Dude, I'll do a walking dead glen on you and make your eyeball "uncouth" little nasty ass virgin
>>
>>66536798
>Scottie Pippen files for divorce after wife of 19 years sleeps with @1future
>>
>>66536749
>Wants to Nationalise all children and send them down mines.
I don't get it. I mean, this should be a good thing. It'll help build character.
>>
>>66536740
some actual good advice on /r/theredpill no joke
>>
>>66536776
19 royals and a twix please
>>
>>66536822
yes
>>
My room is a fucking mess

Why am I incapable of ever keeping shit tidy
>>
>>66536748
spastic
>>
>>66536839
>>66536840
>>66536842
>>66536846
>>66536847
>>66536849
>>66536851
>>66536854
that was a quick succession of posts
>>
>>66536847
Like what? Treat them mean, keep them keen?
>>
>>66536854
messy room is the sign of an organised head and vice versa
>>
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>>66536842
Based fewtch
>>
the 'tism is back
>>
Watching Westworld lads

It's shit. Don't even know why I bother.
>>
got my hands on some Amitriptyline lads
what dose should I take?
>>
>>66536928
Bollocks. I'm just a useless lazy cunt.
>>
room stinks of skips
>>
>>66536822

fuck me i haven't seen that episode in years. old south park had its charm 2bh
>>
>>66536973
lethal
>>
Alri lads I feel really bad about deceiving you so I will just come clean.

Some of the claims I have made on /brit/ have been exaggerated or even outright untrue.
>>
>>66536973
gives you a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>
>>66536973
all of them you worthless loser
>>
>>66536973
none you dafty
>>
>>66536836
i really like mbv
>>
>>66536945
>this 30 page book stopped several bullets
ah yes, the classic air pistol assasination attempt
>>
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>>66536914
well here's about half the shit I have bookmarked from it, basically anything
>>
DS3 DLC at 10pm. Not sure whether to respec my sorcery build or not
>>
>>66536994
What were your motivations? Did you take pleasure from it?
>>
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>>66536945
questioning the authenticity of this tale
>>
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>>66536985
what are skips
>>
I am unironically retarded
>>
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fucks sakes lads
>>
>>66536994
I've never lied on the internet

remember god can see everything you do
>>
>>66537006
>>66537000
>>66536999
>>66536990
thanks for the (You)'s lads
shall be taking 5mg
>>
>>66537020
Well I do like LSD, sign me up
>>
>>66537034
It was hunger for (You)s what done it.
>>
>>66537042
how many of these pictures do you have catyank
>>
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>>66537028
>ask /dsg/ for help with my build
>no one replies
>>
>>66537020
Absolute melt
>>
>>66537020
that subreddit is designed for sociopaths that are only interested in having sex with women, not finding a quality girl and settling down
>>
>>66537042
cheetos
>>
>>66536945
PBUM
>>
>>66537020
to be h all that seems alri
thought it was all r9k tier woman bashing
>>
>>66537080
What do (You)s mean for you?
>>
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>Britain's Biggest Brood Parenting Documentary
>Britains
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

>Sorry about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7PXeF-YlM
>>
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>>66537020
>>
>>66537105
>implying there's quality girls anymore

one in a million

>>66537104
Jealous. I've used some of the shit I've read on that site over the past few months and women have been hanging off of me. Women really are just children.
>>
>>66537127
Nothing.

Everything.
>>
>>66537129
my channel
>>
new
>>66537179
>>66537179
>>66537179
>>
>>66537155
Bit odd they named the cat Salem really
>>
>>66537129
works on my machine :)
>>
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jamie vardy just won the balon d'or lads
>>
>>66537187
janny makes quick work of runts
>>
>>66537199
How is it odd? Obvious reference
>>
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>the state of the janny
>>
>>66537199
after the salem witch trials
>>
>>66537158
looking in the wrong places moron

if you try and shag slags in the club youre obviously never going to find a decent woman worth bearing your seed

youre gonna be 37 with a laundry list of sexual partners and realise that all the mature and decent women were nabbed up ages ago
>>
The cleaning man is a MACHINE.
>>
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>>66537187
>(Dead)
>>
>>66537158
ABSOLUTE MELT
>>
Radical hypothesis: Access to unlimited amounts of free anime and porn is causing the massive rise in transsexualism in western boys.
>>
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BINNED BY THE BINMAN
GOBBLED BY THE GOBLIN
JANNERED BY THE JANNY
>>
>>66537221
shortlisted
>>
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HE'S HERE
>>
>>66537161
That's not an answer. What do they mean to you? Is it validation? Attention? Or something else.
Do you take sexual pleasure from (You)s?
>>
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>>66537228
>>66537242
Ahem.. Salem was actually born before the witch trials
>>
>>66537263
oh definitely and dont forget desensitisation.
>>
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>Ggggrrrr gib me dem threds grggrrr
>>
>>66537199
>>66537228
>>66537278
is this show actually that famous?
>>
>go to the gym
>hear rock/heavy metal

That's how you know the big boys are playing
>>
>>66537263
actually the rise in transsexualism is due to increased acceptance and education about LGBT stuff
>>
>>66537278
but he wasnt their cat then
>>
>>66535339
273K
>>
>>66537277
They remind me of my dead parents who would never use my first name and just addressed me as "You".
>>
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>/r/theredpill
>>
>>66537270
literally crying at this picture
>>
>>66537250
>37 years old
>successful good job own house
>all the women my age after being used and abused and whoring around for years shame me for not "settling down" with one of them
>I can take my pick of some prime loyal 20 year old eastern european/german woman and settle down with her

Don't see the problem

Where do you suggest people look for "decent women"?
>>
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There's no earthly way of knowing
In which thread we are going.
There's no knowing where we're posting
Or which way the posters are posting.
Is it cara?
Is it kpop?
Is a swedish poster a spamming?

Not a speck of light is showing
in janny's room in which mold is growing.
Are the screens of his computer a glowing?
Is the grisly janny mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the posters keep on posting.
And janny's blood pressure is not showing
any signs that it is slowing!
>>
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>>66537228
Yeah, why would you name something after an atrocity against your kind?
>>
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unironically a fan of the janny
>>
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>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

I can't wait until this kino hits our telly screens lads.
>>
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>>66535339
Coldest temperature ever recorded in Illinois was -38C

try again
>>
>>66537372
>smiling ninja turtle.png
>>
>>66537398
that's like a scouser calling their son hillsborough
>>
don't see why scotland and wales can't get a tailored brexit deal if northern ireland and nissan can
>>
>>66537398
Why do Christians plaster crosses everywhere?
>>
lol gonna watch virgin school
>>
>>66537400
He does good work
>>
>>66537330
Do you feel responsible for their death?
>>
Have a theory that the janny doesn't actually exist lads.

I guess you could say I am an ajannyist.
>>
Pete Burns is dead, Mental.
>>
>>66537415
Exactly, this lad gets it
>>
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>>66537408

>replying to a 50 minute old post

kys
>>
>>66537425
because the death of jesus was a good thing for Christians

forgiving original sin and that
>>
>>66537415
is it really worth that much thinking about you utter sperg? It's a children's fucking show about witches, salem witch trail. Although I do wonder what ever happened to the girl who played Sabrina. So many childhood wanks over her 2bqh
>>
>>66537466
Yeah I mean the court said so hard to argue with that.
>>
>>66537492
Hi Janny
>>
>>66537358
Anybody who suggests girls you met in a pub or club are sluts is an autist
>>
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>>66537469
>https://twitter.com/PeteBurnsICON/status/786493276102627328

(don't know who this fucking freak is Tbh)
>>
>>66537408
Does that include the wind chill though?
>>
>>66537469
Oh shit he actually is
>>
>>66537545
child
>>
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>>66537469
>>
>>66537469
I thought the band was called Dead or Alive?
>>
>>66537552
wind chill literally doesnt count, it adds 20 degrees and is a meme

wind chilld is literally negated by having a windbreaker shell over your coat
>>
>>66537568
yeah lad, DEFINITELY do care what you think
>>
>>66537545
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
>>
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ah yes. the natural outdoors
>>
*puffs the tip of your willy like a cigar*
>>
I'm 27 and have no idea who pete burns is (was)
>>
>>66537624
what are you doing you fucking mentalist
>>
post perfect songs

http://genius.com/Roll-deep-morgue-lyrics
>>
>some 80's rock star turned tranny freak that you've never heard of dies of a heart attack
>suddenly all the runts crawl out the woodwork to feign shock and post pointless RIP posts

ahh yes, I sure am glad to be alive.
>>
>>66537513
>not wanking to Aunt Zelda

pleb
>>
>>66537636
child
>>
>>66537624
oh-- OH oh yeah YEAH!
>>
>>66537624
smashing
>>
>>66537620
soper's 3 natures 2bh
>>
>>66537636
why should we give a shit about your sheltered existence
>>
any you man been sheffield
>>
>>66537617
what is she trying to say? that they don't care? that they enjoy it?
>>
>be miserable and alone
>finally gather the strength to sign up to online dating sites
>never message anyone

ah
>>
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pete burns? is he related to mr burns
>>
>>66537698
>>66537698
>>66537698
>>
>>66537425
this really stirred the nogging desu, christians truly are the biggest cucks aren't they?
>>
>>66537624
alri monica
>>
need some good songs lads

no grime
>>
haha he should have disguised himself as a woman instead, bed he's make a saucy twink
>>
>>66537663
>>66537636

t. cave dwelling losers
>>
any more pics of Crystal? had a fine wank over her haha
>>
I do enjoy the occasional and well placed "absolute state" posts, quality over quantity of course
>>
proceeding to eat a food

wish me luck

lick my balls and call me petey
>>
>>66537617
Men lay down their lives for their country, but women usually just lay down.
>>
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>>66537663
I can tell youre the type of runt to think this after every celebrity death this year
>>
any bent man in
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