What country is the best to emigrate to, int?

Russia

Russia

Ukraine

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Poland,if you are white.

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Belarus

>Russia
>Poland
>Ukraine
>Belarus
Sorry, OP, there is no escape for you.

>>66520950
Russia, unless you are Greek
then its Greece

>>66520950
No one want to come to Brazil?
Come to Brazil, we have an active race war and bundas.

How about putting memes aside?

>>66520950
russia

>>66521049
I want, I don't speak Portuguese though.
Is it hard to emigrate to Brazil? I've heard Latin America is okay for immigrants.

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Sweden

>>66521049
i fear the gays Brasil
you know the real man like trans people with big dicks and shit

>>66520993
what is this?

>>66521146
Brazilian people, outside tourists regions, have low patience to people who don't understand Portuguese. But you always can live a little with Russian immigrants.

Pro tip, if you want to get your papers fast, go to Caxias do Sul. In Rio Grande do Sul. Is the fast immigration center to receive citizenship.

We have around 800000 Russian Brazilians.

>please come to brazil

>>66521360
Whats wrong? Brazil is nice for people who want a second chance.
People here don't have white immigrants, they actually love them and we are not stupid enough to blame Russia for every USA foreign problem.

Daile reminder that Brazil will be one of the few countries untouched by the WWIII.

>>66521511
>People here don't have white immigrants
>have
HATE

Kill you are self caxias

>>66521511
>Brazil will be one of the few countries untouched by the WWIII.
Yeah, you and the rest of the western hemisphere.

>>66520950
Бeлapycь

>>66521539
I was only born in Caxias. I did say that because a lot of immigrants come from Africa and get their papers done in Caxias way faster than any other town in the country.
>>66521573
What make you believe it?
Mutual retaliation will bring North America, Europe, Asia and Oceania back into the stone age.
Do you believe that Russian will not nuke you back when they see your nukes coming? Do you believe that there is not an dead man switch that will send all available nukes to the skies?

>>66521312
>We have around 800000 Russian Brazilians.
wow

Do you have jobs there?

>>66521744
Economy is slow right now. But is recovering. (2014 and 2015 was an horrible year)
A first ting to try is teach Russian in some language school.
Believe or not, is popular between teenager.

>>66521791
>Believe or not, is popular
I don't. But it sounds cool.
I'm a linguist actually, it's a meme profession, so I'm just NEET-ing here.

>>66520950
I hear Australia is good, plenty of room and such

>>66521914
You will get killed in Brazil. Think twice before migrating there

>>66520950
latvia or estonia

>>66521995
I can get killed in Russia as well.

>>66522032
You can't. You didn't die till now. It's much safer here believe it or not. If you want to migrate, do it in 1st world countries. Otherwise it just doesn't make sense.

>>66522032
What languages do you speak?

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>>66521312
>Caxias do Sul.
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING EVERYWHERE
WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU GO AWAY

>>66521995
Dude, I am 25 years old and i have being mugged only twice in my life. (one of the times i almost kill a black kid who was trying to mug me).
Is safer than you think.

>>66522125
I never have mentioned that I was born in Caxias on /int/. And i leave Caxias when i was 6 yo. Currently i live in Lajeado.

>>66522081
>You didn't die till now.
I don't leave the basement.
>Otherwise it just doesn't make sense.
I'm actually quite interested in Latin America, so it would make sense for me.
Well, I'm not sure about moving, but I really would like to travel there one day.

>do it in 1st world countries
I'm not muslim or nigger or gay and I don't have money.

>>66522096
English, German, Serbian (don't ask)
Also learned Spanish by myself.
Why?

>>66522283
As I said before. There is a huge market for people who speak another languages working as teachers in Brazil.
Also, it's easy to get an highly impressionable teenager gf doing it.
But your friend may be right. Did you consider Canada or Australia?

I wish had money to help you :)

>>66521719
The only target in the western hemisphere is America. America hasn't been occupied in 200 years. Russia can't touch us because out missile defense shits all over them.

>>66522571
Do you know the success rate of ABM system during testing? :3

>>66522429
Interesting.

>Did you consider Canada or Australia?
But I don't have any real profession.
As far as I remember they have a list of required professions for immigrants there.

I am not OP btw, I don't want to escape from Russia so much, I'm just discussing things.

>>66523169
Being gay is illegal in Russia. Why not pretend be a huge faggot and apply as an refuge?
Is so crazy that may work.

>>66522429
I take it you need an ESL/TEFL qualification to do it?

>>66523348
>Being gay is illegal in Russia.
It's not

Well there are people here who do something like this
>post a political post in the blog
>imitate some assaults, like burning the car and sending threats and asking your gopnik friend to hit your face
>apply for asylum in EU
Sometimes it works, lol.

>>66520950
California, to meet slutty underage girls like you've always wanted

>>66521208
Why not Norway?

canada or aus/nz they love their chinkies

Russland

>>66520950

Norway > Denmark > Netherlands >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((power gap)))>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

>>66523611
Being gay in Russia is not a crime punished by jail?

Shit, /int/ lie to me.

>>66523842

might as well be a crime, russians are very homophobic.

>>66523348
>Being gay is illegal in Russia.

It's legal since 1992.

>Why not pretend be a huge faggot and apply as an refuge?

Because it would not work. Officially gay are not oppressed in Russia, the state doesn't threaten them, but russian society itself and russian culture are extremely homophobic.

>>66523887
Time to advocate for execution of faggots in Russia.

>>66523842
>Being gay in Russia is not a crime punished by jail?

It was a crime in the Soviet Union, 30 years ago.

>>66523952

It was never punished with execution. The most harsh punishment you could got for being gay in the USSR is a prison sentence for 3 years.

Any North European cunt

>>66524044
I will never understand why faggots (not all) preach communism. All great commie leaders arrest of shot faggots.
I am not complain, just try to understand why so many faggots and shitskins ware a Che Guevara shirt, when he would shoot them without any remorse.

>>66524255
Being gay became legal here since 1917 revolution, so they can wear Lenin shirt if they want.

>>66524347
Yeah, but when the "goy" take the power in 1933, they made it illegal again.

>>66522196
>only mugged twice

>>66521312
>go to Caxias do Sul. In Rio Grande do Sul.
kek

>>66524573
Once i was coming back at 4 am totally drunk. I could not do shit, but i had no money so they just take half a bottle of cachaça and my backpack.
The second, i was going to drink with friends. Did not realize that 3 young niggers where hidden in a garage in the center of my old town. They come right from me, and one of them try to grab my shirt. I use my left hand to push his head against my body (was holding a cigar in my right hand) and accidentally bash his skull into concrete.
I leave the place and come back with friends later, there was only a pool of blood in the floor. Don't know if i kill him or not, but i don't care.
>>66525120
Fast way to get your paper done. Many Gambia immigrants come to Caxias and prove to be faster.

>>66521223
But you lead the world in gay porn searches

>>66522196
>twice
>only

>>66521995
Come to Canada we love Euros here. And we are a very safe country.

>>66525455
Why did you search for gay porn?

>>66525474
Dude, i have studied in one of the worst parts of the town. I drink in places that sum 40% of all murders in my town. (Once i saw a guy get stabbed because a billiards game)
And i still got mugged only twice.

>>66525659
It's a mystery to me how your government can establish some sort of order when the people are going savage like that.

>>66525659
ok. That's clearly good and acceptable for you. Even better than what you expect... I get it.

>>66521049
I'd love to move to Florianpolis one day but I heard it's expensive as fuck. Also, I'm probably opening a business of my own in a few years, so South Brazil wouldn't be a bad place.

>>66525711
You are more likely to die of heart disease or diabetes.

>>66525771
Where is the police in your country?

>>66525817
In the favelas killing niggas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Lx0qpbz_Y

>>66525711
>>66525726
Lol, Brazil is Rhodesia of South America. We have a post colonial war since the end of slavery. We are used to this. Most of us learn how to fight before learn how to run.
>>66525751
Yes, Floripa is expensive, but pay berry well. There is a huge meme about people who live in regions close to the sea that they live only from the tourism. If you want to work, you will get a good payment because everyone else is just killing time waiting for the beach seasons.
>>66525817
Having fun during our race war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSkan4AUkyg

>>66525856
>>66525995
Slavery was a mistake.

>>66526154
They are stupid. They insist in fight the police.
Is better now, police take the fight to the slums, now the inner cities and suburbs are safer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB7N07Nziwo
Just don't fuck with the police.

>>66526413
Fuaarrk man focking based

>>66526591
Sadly it was most likely non-lethal ammo.

>>66526591
This is one of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8QofPqlDHM

come to br, but I'm not secure you will get bundas, everyone knows russia's a shithole, even the pardas

>>66520950
The USA!!!! WUHU